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Finnegans
Fie, for shame, Ruth Wheatacre, after all the booz said!
) illed Diddiddy Achin for the prize of a pease of bakin with a pinch of the panch of the ponch in jurys for (Ah, crabeyes, I have you, showing off to the world with that gape in your stocking!
) Wold Forrester Farley who, in deesperation of deispiration at the diasporation of his diesparation, was found of the round of the sound of the lound of the.
Lukkedoerendunandurraskewdylooshoofermoyportertooryzooysphalnab ortansporthaokansakroidverjkapakkapuk.
Byfall.
Upploud!
The play thou schouwburgst, Game, here endeth. The curtain drops by deep request.
Uplouderamain!
Gonn the gawds, Gunnar's gustspells. When the h, who the hu, how the hue, where the huer? Orbiter onswers: lots lives lost. Fionia is fed up with Fidge Fudgesons. Sealand snorres. Rendningrocks roguesreckning reigns. Gwds with gurs are gttrdmmrng. Hlls vlls. The timid hearts of words all exeomnosunt. Mannagad, lammalelouh, how do that come?
By Dad, youd not heed that fert? Fulgitudes ejist rowdownan tonuout. Quoq! And buncskleydoodle! Kidoosh! Of their fear they broke, they ate wind, they fled; where they ate there they fled; of their fear they fled, they broke away. Go to, let us extol Azrael with our harks, by our brews, on our jambses, in his gaits. To Mezouzalem with the Dephilim, didits dinkun's dud? Yip! Yup! Yarrah! And let Nek Nekulon extol Mak Makal and let him say unto him: Immi ammi Semmi. And shall not Babel be with Lebab? And he war. And he shall open his mouth and answer: I hear, O Ismael, how they laud is only as my loud is one. If Nekulon shall be havonfalled surely Makal haven hevens. Go to, let us extell Makal, yea, let us exceedingly extell. Though you have lien amung your posspots my excellency is over Ismael. Great is him whom is over Ismael and he shall mekanek of Mak Nakulon. And he deed.
Uplouderamainagain!
For the Clearer of the Air from on high has spoken in tumbuldum tambaldam to his tembledim tombaldoom worrild and, moguphonoised by that phonemanon, the unhappitents of the earth have terrerumbled from fimament unto fundament and from tweedledeedumms down to twiddledeedees.
Loud, hear us!
Loud, graciously hear us!
Now have thy children entered into their habitations. And nationglad, camp meeting over, to shin it, Gov be thanked! Thou hast closed the portals of the habitations of thy children and thou hast set thy
guards thereby, even Garda Didymus and Garda Domas, that thy children may read in the book of the opening of the mind to light and err not in the darkness which is the afterthought of thy nomatter by the guardiance of those guards which are thy bodemen, the cheeryboyum chirryboth with the kerrybommers in their krubeems, Pray-your-Prayers Timothy and Back-to-Bunk Tom.
Till tree from tree, tree among trees, tree over tree become stone to stone, stone between stones, stone under stone for ever.
O Loud, hear the wee beseech of thees of each of these thy unlitten ones! Grant sleep in hour's time, O Loud!
That they take no chill. That they do ming no merder. That they shall not gomeet madhowiatrees.
Loud, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters low!
Ha he hi ho hu. Mummum.
Chapter 2
[UNDE ET UBI. ] As we there are where are we are we there from tomtittot to teetootomtotalitarian. Tea tea too oo.
[SIC. ] [With his broad and hairy face, to Ireland a disgrace. ] Whom will comes over. Who to caps ever. And howelse do we hook our hike to find that pint of porter place? Am shot, says the bigguard. 1
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Rawmeash, quoshe with her girlic teangue. If old Herod with the Cormwell's eczema was to go for me like he does Snuffler whatever about his blue canaries I'd do nine months for his beaver beard.
? [IMAGINABLE ITINERARY THROUGH THE PARTICULAR UNIVERSAL. ] Whence. Quick lunch by our left, wheel, to where. [Menly about peebles. ] Long Livius Lane, mid Mezzofanti Mall, diagonising Lavatery Square, up Tycho Brache Crescent,2 shouldering Berkeley Alley, querfixing Gainsborough Carfax, [Don't retch meat fat salt lard sinks down (and out). ] under Guido d'Arezzo's Gadeway, by New Livius Lane till where we whiled while we whithered. Old Vico Roundpoint. But fahr, be fear! And natural, simple, slavish, filial. The marriage of Montan wetting his moll we know, like any enthewsyass cuckling a hoyden3 in her rougey gipsylike chinkaminx pulshandjupeyjade and her petsybluse indecked o' voylets. 4 When who was wist was ware. En elv, et fjaell. And the whirr of the whins humming us howe. His hume. Hencetaking tides we haply return, trumpeted by prawns and ensigned with seakale, to befinding ourself when old is said in one and maker mates with made (O my! ), having conned the cones and meditated the mured and pondered the pensils and ogled the olymp and delighted in her dianaphous and cacchinated behind his culosses, before a mosoleum. [Swiney Tod, ye Daimon Barbar! ] Length Withought Breath, of him, a chump of the evums, upshoot of picnic or stupor out of sopor, Cave of Kids or Hymanian Glattstoneburg, denary, danery, donnery, domm, who [Dig him in the
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? Mater Mary Mercerycordial of the Dripping Nipples, milk's a queer arrangement.
Real life behind the floodlights as shown by the best exponents of a royal divorce.
rubsh! ], entiringly as he continues highlyfictional, tumulous under his chthonic exterior but plain Mr Tumulty in muftilife5 [Ungodly old Ardrey, Cronwall beeswaxing the convulsion box. ], in his antisipiences as in his recognisances, is, (Dominic Directus) a manyfeast munificent more mob than man.
[CONSTITUTION OF THE CONSTITUTIONABLE AS CONSTITUTIONAL. ] Ainsoph,6 this upright one, with that noughty besighed him zeroine. To see in his horrorscup he is mehrkurios than saltz of sulphur. Terror of the noonstruck by day, cryptogam of each nightly bridable. But, to speak broken heaventalk, is he? Who is he? Whose is he? Why is he? Howmuch is he? Which is he? When is he? Where is he? 7 How is he? And what the decans is there about him anyway, the decemt man? Easy, calm your haste! Approach to lead our passage!
[PROBAPOSSIBLE PROLEGOMENA TO IDEAREAL HISTORY. ] This bridge is upper.
Cross.
Thus come to castle. Knock. 8
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Bhing, said her burglar's head, soto poce.
Yussive smirte and ye mermon answerth from his beelyingplace below the tightmark, Gotahelv!
A password, thanks. Yes, pearse.
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[Swing the banjo, bantams, bounce-the-baller's blown to fook. Thsight near left me eyes when I seen her put thounce otay ithpot. ] Hoo cavedin earthwight
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When shoo, his flutterby,
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Erdnacrusha, requiestress, wake em!
And let luck's puresplutterall lucy at ease! 12 To house as wise fool ages builded.
Sow byg eat. 13
[GNOSIS OF PRECREATE DETERMINATION. AGNOSIS OF
POSTCREATE DETERMINISM. ] Staplering to tether to, steppingstone
to mount by, as the Boote's at Pickardstown. [Quartandwds. ] And that
skimmelk steed still in the groundloftfan. As over all. Or be these
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A goodrid croven in a tynwalled tub.
Apis amat aram. Luna legit librum. Pulla petit pascua.
And after dinn to shoot the shades.
Says blistered Mary Achinhead to beautifed Tummy Tullbutt.
wingsets leaned to the outwalls, beastskin trophies of booth of Baws the balsamboards? 14 Burials be ballyhouraised! So let Bacchus e'en call! Inn inn! Inn inn! Where. [Tickets for the Tailwaggers Terrierpuppy Raffle. ] The babbers ply the pen. The bibbers drang the den. The papplicom, the pubblicam he's turning tin for ten. From seldomers that most frequent him. That same erst crafty hakemouth which under the assumed name of Ignotus Loquor, of foggy old, harangued bellyhooting fishdrunks on their favorite stamping ground, from a father theobalder brake. 15 And Egyptus, the incenstrobed, as Cyrus heard of him? [Mars speaking. ] And Major A. Shaw after he got the miner smellpex? And old Whiteman self, the blighty blotchy, beyond the bays, hope of ostrogothic and ottomanic faith converters, despair of Pandemia's postwartem plastic surgeons? But is was all so long ago. Hispano - Cathayan - Euxine, Castillian - Emeratic - Hebridian, Espanol - Cymric Helleniky? [Smith, no home. ] Rolf the Ganger, Rough the Gangster, not a feature alike and the face the same. 16 Pastimes are past times. Now let bygones be bei Gunne's. Saaleddies er it in this warken werden, mine boerne, and it vild need olderwise17 since primal made alter in garden of Idem. The tasks above are as the flasks below, saith the emerald canticle of Hermes and all's loth and pleasestir, are we told, [Non quod sed
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We dont hear the booming cursowarries, we wont fear the fletches of fightning, we float the meditarenias and come bask to the isle we love in spice. Punt.
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And this once golden bee a cimadoro.
Begge. To go the Begge. To go to Begge and to be sure to reminder Begge. Goodbeg, buggey Begge.
Huntler and Pumar's animal alphabites, the first in the world from aab to zoo.
quiat] on excellent inkbottle authority, solarsystemised, seriolcosmically, in a more and more almightily expanding universe under one, there is rhymeless reason to believe, original sun. Securely judges orb terrestrial. 18 Haud certo ergo. But O felicitous culpability, [Hearasay in paradox lust. ] sweet bad cess to you for an archetypt!
[ARCHAIC ZELOTYPIA AND THE ODIUM TELEOLOGICUM. ] Honour commercio's energy yet aid the linkless proud, the plurable with everybody and ech with pal, this ernst of Allsap's ale halliday of roaring month with its two lunar eclipses and its three saturnine settings! Horn of Heatthen, highbrowed! Brook of Life, backfrish! Amnios amnium, fluminiculum flaminulinorum! We seek the Blessed One, the Harbourer - cum - Enheritance. Even Canaan the Hateful. Ever a-going, ever a-coming. Between a stare and a sough. Fossilisation, all branches. 19 Wherefore Petra sware unto Ulma: By the mortals' frost! [Bags. Balls. ] And Ulma sware unto Petra: On my veiny life!
[THE LOCALISATION OF LEGEND LEADING TO THE LEGALISATION OF LATIFUNDISM. ] In these places sojournemus, where Eblinn water, leased of carr and fen, leaving amont her shoals and salmen browses, whom inshore breezes woo with freshets, windeth to her broads. A phantom city, phaked of philim pholk, bowed and sould for a four of hundreds of manhood in their three and threescore
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You can tell by their extraordinary clothes. Startnaked and bonedstiff. We vivvy soddy. All be dood.
fylkers for a price partitional of twenty six and six. [Move up, Mackinerny! Make room for Muckinurney! ] By this riverside, on our sunnybank,20 how buona the vista, by Santa Rosa! A field of May, the very vale of Spring. Orchards here are lodged; sainted lawrels evremberried. You have a hoig view ashwald, a glen of marrons and of thorns. Gleannaulinn, Ardeevin: purty glint of plaising height. This Norman court at boundary of the ville, yon creepered tower of a church of Ereland, meet for true saints in worshipful assemblage,21 with our king's house of stone, belgroved of mulbrey, the still that was mill and Kloster that was Yeomansland, the ghastcold tombshape of the quick foregone on, the loftleaved elm Lefanunian abovemansioned, each, every, all is for the retrospectioner. Skole! Agus skole igen! 22 Sweetsome auburn, cometh up as a selfreizing flower, that fragolance of the fraisey beds: the phoenix, his pyre, is still flaming away with trueprattight spirit: the wren his nest is niedelig as the turrises of the sabines are televisible. Here are the cottage and the bungalow for the cobbeler and the brandnewburgher:23 but Izolde, her chaplet gardens, an litlee plads af liefest pose, arride the winnerful wonders off, the winnerful wonnerful wanders off24 [In snowdrop, trou-de-dentelle, flesh
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H'dk' fs' h'p'y.
When you dreamt that you'd wealth in marble arch do you ever think of pool beg slowe. Porphyrious Olbion, redcoatliar, we were always wholly rose marines on our side every time. Now a muss wash the little face.
and heliotrope. ], with hedges of ivy and hollywood and bower of mistletoe, are, tho if it theem tho and yeth if you pleathes,25 for the blithehaired daughter of Angoisse. All out of two barreny old perishers, Tytonyhands and Vlossyhair, a kilolitre in metromyriams. Presepeprosapia, the parent bole. Wone tabard, wine tap and warm tavern26 and, by ribbon development, from contact bridge to lease lapse, only two millium two humbered and eighty thausig nine humbered and sixty radiolumin lines to the wustworts of a Finntown's generous poet's office. Distorted mirage, aloofliest of the plain, wherein the boxomeness of the bedelias27 makes hobbyhodge happy in his hole. 28 The store and charter, Treetown Castle under Lynne. Rivapool? Hod a brieck on it! But its piers eerie, its span spooky, its toll but a till, its parapets all peripateting. D'Oblong's by his by. Which we all pass. Tons. In our snoo. Znore. While we hickerwards the thicker. Schein. Schore. Which assoars us from the murk of the mythelated in the barrabelowther, bedevere butlered table round, past Morningtop's necessity and Harington's invention, to the clarience of the childlight in the studiorium upsturts. Here we'll dwell on homiest powers, love at the latch with novices nig and nag. The chorus: the principals. For the rifocillation of
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I have heard this word used by Martin Halpin, an old gardener from the Glens of Antrim who used to do odd jobs for my godfather, the Rev. B. B. Brophy of Swords.
? Googlaa pluplu.
Tomley. The grown man. A butcher szewched him the bloughs and braches. I'm chory to see P. Shuter. I believe in Dublin and the Sultan of Turkey.
their inclination to the manifestation of irritation: doldorboys and doll. 29 After sound, light and heat, memory, will and understanding.
[PREAUSTERIC MAN AND HIS PURSUIT OF PAN-HYSTERIC WOMAN. ] [Bet you fippence, anythesious, there's no puggatory, are yous game? ] Here (the memories framed from walls are minding) till wranglers for wringwrowdy wready are, F , (at gaze, respecting, fourteenth baronet, meet, altrettanth bancorot, chaff) and ere commence commencement catalaunic when Aetius check chokewill Attil's gambit, (that buxon bruzeup, give it a burl! ) lead us seek, O june of eves the jenniest, thou who fleeest flicklesome the fond fervid frondeur to thickly thyself attach with thine efteased ensuer,30 ondrawer of our unconscionable, flickerflapper fore our unterdrugged,31 lead us seek, lote us see, light us find, let us missnot Maidadate, Mimosa Multimimetica, the maymeaminning of maimoomeining! Elpis, thou fountain of the greeces, all shall speer theeward,32 from kongen in his canteenhus to knivers hind the knoll. Ausonius Audacior and gael, gillie, gall. 33 Singalingalying. Storiella as she is syung. Whence followeup with endspeaking nots for yestures, plutonically pursuant on briefest glimpse from gladrags, pretty Proserpronette whose slit satchel spilleth peas. [There was a sweet hopeful culled Cis. ]
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Their holy presumption and hers sinfly desprit.
Ravens may rive so can dove deelish. A question of pull.
For Rose Point see Inishmacsaint. Mannequins' Pose.
[URGES AND WIDERURGES IN A PRIMITIVE SEPT. ] Belisha
beacon, beckon bright! Usherette, unmesh us! That grene ray of earong
it waves us to yonder as the red, blue and yellow flogs time on the
domisole,34 with a blewy blow and a windigo. Where flash becomes
word and silents selfloud. To brace congeners, trebly bounden and
asservaged twainly. Adamman,35 Emhe, Issossianusheen and sometypes
Yggely ogs Weib. Uwayoei! 36 So mag this sybilette be our shibboleth
that we may syllable her well! Vetus may be occluded behind the mou
in Veto but Nova will be nearing as their radient among the Nereids.
[The Big Bear bit the Sailor's Only. Trouble, trouble, trouble. ] A one of
charmers, ay, Una Unica, charmers, who, under the branches of the
elms, in shoes as yet unshent by stoniness, wend, went, will wend a way
of honey myrrh and rambler roses mistmusk [Forening Unge Kristlike
Kvinne. ] while still the maybe mantles the meiblume or ever her if have
faded from the fleur,37 their arms enlocked, (ringrang, the chimes of sex
appealing as conchitas with sentas stray,38 rung! ), all thinking all of it
[Telltale me all of annaryllies. ], the It with an itch in it, the All every
inch of it, the pleasure each will preen her for, the business each was
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All abunk for Tarararat! Look slipper, soppyhat, we've a doss in the manger. One must sell it to some one, the sacred name of love.
Making it up as we goes along.
The law of the jungerl.
[EARLY NOTIONS OF ACQUIRED RIGHTS AND THE INFLUENCE OF COLLECTIVE TRADITION UPON THE INDIVIDUAL. ] Soon jemmijohns will cudgel about some a rhythmatick or other over Browne and Nolan's divisional tables whereas she, of minions' novence charily being cupid, for mug's wumping [Will you carry my can and fight the fairies? ], grooser's grubbiness, andt's avarice and grossopper's grandegaffe, with her tootpettypout of jemenfichue will sit and knit on solfa sofa. 40 Stew of the evening, booksyful stew. And a bodikin a boss in the Thimble Theatre. But all is her-inbourne. Intend. From gramma's grammar [Allma Mathers, Auctioneer. ] she has it that if there is a third person, mascarine, phelinine or nuder, being spoken abad it moods prosodes from a person speaking to her second which is the direct object that has been spoken to, with and at. Take the dative with his oblative41 for, even if obsolete, it is always of interest, so spake gramma on the impetus of her imperative, only mind your genderous towards his reflexives such that I was to your grappa (Bott's trousend, [Old Gavelkind the Gamper and he's as daff as you're erse. ] hore a man uff! ) when him was me hedon42 and mine, what the lewdy saying, his analectual pygmyhop. 43 There is comfortism in the knowledge that often hate on first hearing comes of
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A washable lovable floatable doll.
Let me blush to think of all those halfwayhoist pullovers.
I'd like his pink's cheek.
love by second sight. Have your little sintalks in the dunk of subjunctions, dual in duel and prude with pruriel, but even the aoriest chaparound whatever plaudered perfect anent prettydotes and haec genua omnia may perhaps chance to be about to be in the case to be becoming a pale peterwright in spite of all your tense accusatives whilstly you're wallfloored44 like your gerandiums for the better half of a yearn or sob. It's a wild's kitten, my dear, who can tell a wilkling from a warthog. For you may be as practical as is predicable but you must have the proper sort of accident to meet that kind of a being with a difference. 45 Flame at his fumbles but freeze on his fist. 46 Every letter is a godsend, ardent Ares, brusque Boreas and glib Ganymede like zealous Zeus, the O'Meghisthest of all. To me or not to me. Satis thy quest on. Werbungsap! Jeg suis, vos wore a gentleman, thou arr, I am a quean. Is a game over? The game goes on. [Undante umoroso. M. 50-50.
] Cookcook! Search me. The beggar the maid the bigger the mauler. And the greater the patrarc the griefer the pinch. And that's what your doctor knows. O love it is the commonknounest thing how it pashes the plutous and the paupe. 47 Pop! And egg she active or spoon she passive, all them fine clauses in Lindley's and Murrey's never braught the participle of a present to a desponent hortatrixy,
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Improper frictions is maledictions and mens uration makes me mad.
Llong and Shortts Primer of Black and White Wenchcraft.
vindicatively I say it, from her postconditional future. 48 Lumpsome is who lumpsum pays. Quantity counts though accents falter. Yoking apart and oblique orations parsed to one side, a brat, alanna, can choose from so many, [I'll go for that small polly if you'll suck to your lebbensquatsch. ] be he a sollicitor's appendix, a pipe clerk or free functionist flyswatter, that perfect little cad, from the languors and weakness of limberlimbed lassihood till the head, back and heartaches of waxedup womanage and heaps on heaps of other things too. Note the Respectable Irish Distressed Ladies and the Merry Mustard Frothblowers of Humphreystown Associations. Atac first, queckqueck quicks after. Beware how in that hist subtaile of schlangder49 lies liaison to tease oreilles! To vert embowed set proper penchant. But learn from that ancient tongue to be middle old modern to the minute. A spitter that can be depended on. Though Wonderlawn's lost us for ever. Alis, alas, she broke the glass! Liddell lokker through the leafery, ours is mistery of pain. 50 You may spin on youthlit's bike and multiplease your Mike and Nike with your kickshoes on the algebrars [O'Mara Farrell. ] but, volve the virgil page and view, the O of woman is long when burly those two muters sequent her [Verschwindibus. ] so from Nebob51 see you never stray who'll nimm you nice and nehm the day.
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Dear and I trust in all frivolity I may be pardoned for trespassing but I think I may add hell. He is my all menkind of every desception.
[CONCOMIT ANCE OF COURAGE, COUNSEL AND CONSTANCY. ORDINATION OF OMEN, ONUS AND OBIT. DISTRIBUTION OF DANGER, DUTY AND DESTINY. POLAR PRINCIPLES. ] One hath just been areading, hath not one, ya, ya, in their memoiries of Hireling's puny wars, end so, [Ulstria, Monastir, Leninstar and Connecticut. Cliopatria, thy hosies history. ] und all, ga, ga, of The O'Brien, The O'Connor, The Mac Loughlin and The Mac Namara with summed their appondage, da, da, of Sire Jeallyous Seizer, that gamely torskmester,52 with his duo of druidesses in ready money rompers53 and the tryonforit of Oxthievious, Lapidous and Malthouse Anthemy. You may fail to see the lie of that layout, Suetonia,54 but the reflections which recur to me are that so long as beauty life is body love55 and so bright as Mutua of your mirror holds her candle to your caudle, lone lefthand likeless, sombring Autum of your Spring, reck you not one spirt of anyseed whether trigemelimen cuddle his coddle or nope. She'll confess it by her figure and she'll deny it to your face. If you're not ruined by that one she won't do you any whim. And then? What afters it? Gruff Gunne may blow, Gam Gonna flow, the gossans eye the jennings aye. From the butts of Heber and Heremon, nolens volens, brood our pansies, brune in brume. [The Eroico Furioso makes the valet like smiling. ] There's a split in the infinitive from to have to
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None of your cumpohlstery English here!
Understudy my understandings, Sostituda, and meek thine complinement, gymnufleshed.
have been to will be. As they warred in their big innings ease now we never shall know. Eat early earthapples. Coax Cobra to chatters. Hail, Heva, we hear! This is the glider [The hyperape the mink he groves the mole you see nowfor crush sake, chawley! ] that gladdened the girl56 that list to the wind that lifted the leaves that folded the fruit that hung on the tree that grew in the garden Gough gave. Wide hiss, we're wizening. Hoots fromm, we're globing. Why hidest thou hinder thy husband his name? Leda, Lada, aflutter-afraida, so does your girdle grow! Willed without witting, whorled without aimed.
Byfall.
Upploud!
The play thou schouwburgst, Game, here endeth. The curtain drops by deep request.
Uplouderamain!
Gonn the gawds, Gunnar's gustspells. When the h, who the hu, how the hue, where the huer? Orbiter onswers: lots lives lost. Fionia is fed up with Fidge Fudgesons. Sealand snorres. Rendningrocks roguesreckning reigns. Gwds with gurs are gttrdmmrng. Hlls vlls. The timid hearts of words all exeomnosunt. Mannagad, lammalelouh, how do that come?
By Dad, youd not heed that fert? Fulgitudes ejist rowdownan tonuout. Quoq! And buncskleydoodle! Kidoosh! Of their fear they broke, they ate wind, they fled; where they ate there they fled; of their fear they fled, they broke away. Go to, let us extol Azrael with our harks, by our brews, on our jambses, in his gaits. To Mezouzalem with the Dephilim, didits dinkun's dud? Yip! Yup! Yarrah! And let Nek Nekulon extol Mak Makal and let him say unto him: Immi ammi Semmi. And shall not Babel be with Lebab? And he war. And he shall open his mouth and answer: I hear, O Ismael, how they laud is only as my loud is one. If Nekulon shall be havonfalled surely Makal haven hevens. Go to, let us extell Makal, yea, let us exceedingly extell. Though you have lien amung your posspots my excellency is over Ismael. Great is him whom is over Ismael and he shall mekanek of Mak Nakulon. And he deed.
Uplouderamainagain!
For the Clearer of the Air from on high has spoken in tumbuldum tambaldam to his tembledim tombaldoom worrild and, moguphonoised by that phonemanon, the unhappitents of the earth have terrerumbled from fimament unto fundament and from tweedledeedumms down to twiddledeedees.
Loud, hear us!
Loud, graciously hear us!
Now have thy children entered into their habitations. And nationglad, camp meeting over, to shin it, Gov be thanked! Thou hast closed the portals of the habitations of thy children and thou hast set thy
guards thereby, even Garda Didymus and Garda Domas, that thy children may read in the book of the opening of the mind to light and err not in the darkness which is the afterthought of thy nomatter by the guardiance of those guards which are thy bodemen, the cheeryboyum chirryboth with the kerrybommers in their krubeems, Pray-your-Prayers Timothy and Back-to-Bunk Tom.
Till tree from tree, tree among trees, tree over tree become stone to stone, stone between stones, stone under stone for ever.
O Loud, hear the wee beseech of thees of each of these thy unlitten ones! Grant sleep in hour's time, O Loud!
That they take no chill. That they do ming no merder. That they shall not gomeet madhowiatrees.
Loud, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters low!
Ha he hi ho hu. Mummum.
Chapter 2
[UNDE ET UBI. ] As we there are where are we are we there from tomtittot to teetootomtotalitarian. Tea tea too oo.
[SIC. ] [With his broad and hairy face, to Ireland a disgrace. ] Whom will comes over. Who to caps ever. And howelse do we hook our hike to find that pint of porter place? Am shot, says the bigguard. 1
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? [IMAGINABLE ITINERARY THROUGH THE PARTICULAR UNIVERSAL. ] Whence. Quick lunch by our left, wheel, to where. [Menly about peebles. ] Long Livius Lane, mid Mezzofanti Mall, diagonising Lavatery Square, up Tycho Brache Crescent,2 shouldering Berkeley Alley, querfixing Gainsborough Carfax, [Don't retch meat fat salt lard sinks down (and out). ] under Guido d'Arezzo's Gadeway, by New Livius Lane till where we whiled while we whithered. Old Vico Roundpoint. But fahr, be fear! And natural, simple, slavish, filial. The marriage of Montan wetting his moll we know, like any enthewsyass cuckling a hoyden3 in her rougey gipsylike chinkaminx pulshandjupeyjade and her petsybluse indecked o' voylets. 4 When who was wist was ware. En elv, et fjaell. And the whirr of the whins humming us howe. His hume. Hencetaking tides we haply return, trumpeted by prawns and ensigned with seakale, to befinding ourself when old is said in one and maker mates with made (O my! ), having conned the cones and meditated the mured and pondered the pensils and ogled the olymp and delighted in her dianaphous and cacchinated behind his culosses, before a mosoleum. [Swiney Tod, ye Daimon Barbar! ] Length Withought Breath, of him, a chump of the evums, upshoot of picnic or stupor out of sopor, Cave of Kids or Hymanian Glattstoneburg, denary, danery, donnery, domm, who [Dig him in the
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? Mater Mary Mercerycordial of the Dripping Nipples, milk's a queer arrangement.
Real life behind the floodlights as shown by the best exponents of a royal divorce.
rubsh! ], entiringly as he continues highlyfictional, tumulous under his chthonic exterior but plain Mr Tumulty in muftilife5 [Ungodly old Ardrey, Cronwall beeswaxing the convulsion box. ], in his antisipiences as in his recognisances, is, (Dominic Directus) a manyfeast munificent more mob than man.
[CONSTITUTION OF THE CONSTITUTIONABLE AS CONSTITUTIONAL. ] Ainsoph,6 this upright one, with that noughty besighed him zeroine. To see in his horrorscup he is mehrkurios than saltz of sulphur. Terror of the noonstruck by day, cryptogam of each nightly bridable. But, to speak broken heaventalk, is he? Who is he? Whose is he? Why is he? Howmuch is he? Which is he? When is he? Where is he? 7 How is he? And what the decans is there about him anyway, the decemt man? Easy, calm your haste! Approach to lead our passage!
[PROBAPOSSIBLE PROLEGOMENA TO IDEAREAL HISTORY. ] This bridge is upper.
Cross.
Thus come to castle. Knock. 8
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Bhing, said her burglar's head, soto poce.
Yussive smirte and ye mermon answerth from his beelyingplace below the tightmark, Gotahelv!
A password, thanks. Yes, pearse.
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[Swing the banjo, bantams, bounce-the-baller's blown to fook. Thsight near left me eyes when I seen her put thounce otay ithpot. ] Hoo cavedin earthwight
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When shoo, his flutterby,
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Erdnacrusha, requiestress, wake em!
And let luck's puresplutterall lucy at ease! 12 To house as wise fool ages builded.
Sow byg eat. 13
[GNOSIS OF PRECREATE DETERMINATION. AGNOSIS OF
POSTCREATE DETERMINISM. ] Staplering to tether to, steppingstone
to mount by, as the Boote's at Pickardstown. [Quartandwds. ] And that
skimmelk steed still in the groundloftfan. As over all. Or be these
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A goodrid croven in a tynwalled tub.
Apis amat aram. Luna legit librum. Pulla petit pascua.
And after dinn to shoot the shades.
Says blistered Mary Achinhead to beautifed Tummy Tullbutt.
wingsets leaned to the outwalls, beastskin trophies of booth of Baws the balsamboards? 14 Burials be ballyhouraised! So let Bacchus e'en call! Inn inn! Inn inn! Where. [Tickets for the Tailwaggers Terrierpuppy Raffle. ] The babbers ply the pen. The bibbers drang the den. The papplicom, the pubblicam he's turning tin for ten. From seldomers that most frequent him. That same erst crafty hakemouth which under the assumed name of Ignotus Loquor, of foggy old, harangued bellyhooting fishdrunks on their favorite stamping ground, from a father theobalder brake. 15 And Egyptus, the incenstrobed, as Cyrus heard of him? [Mars speaking. ] And Major A. Shaw after he got the miner smellpex? And old Whiteman self, the blighty blotchy, beyond the bays, hope of ostrogothic and ottomanic faith converters, despair of Pandemia's postwartem plastic surgeons? But is was all so long ago. Hispano - Cathayan - Euxine, Castillian - Emeratic - Hebridian, Espanol - Cymric Helleniky? [Smith, no home. ] Rolf the Ganger, Rough the Gangster, not a feature alike and the face the same. 16 Pastimes are past times. Now let bygones be bei Gunne's. Saaleddies er it in this warken werden, mine boerne, and it vild need olderwise17 since primal made alter in garden of Idem. The tasks above are as the flasks below, saith the emerald canticle of Hermes and all's loth and pleasestir, are we told, [Non quod sed
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And this once golden bee a cimadoro.
Begge. To go the Begge. To go to Begge and to be sure to reminder Begge. Goodbeg, buggey Begge.
Huntler and Pumar's animal alphabites, the first in the world from aab to zoo.
quiat] on excellent inkbottle authority, solarsystemised, seriolcosmically, in a more and more almightily expanding universe under one, there is rhymeless reason to believe, original sun. Securely judges orb terrestrial. 18 Haud certo ergo. But O felicitous culpability, [Hearasay in paradox lust. ] sweet bad cess to you for an archetypt!
[ARCHAIC ZELOTYPIA AND THE ODIUM TELEOLOGICUM. ] Honour commercio's energy yet aid the linkless proud, the plurable with everybody and ech with pal, this ernst of Allsap's ale halliday of roaring month with its two lunar eclipses and its three saturnine settings! Horn of Heatthen, highbrowed! Brook of Life, backfrish! Amnios amnium, fluminiculum flaminulinorum! We seek the Blessed One, the Harbourer - cum - Enheritance. Even Canaan the Hateful. Ever a-going, ever a-coming. Between a stare and a sough. Fossilisation, all branches. 19 Wherefore Petra sware unto Ulma: By the mortals' frost! [Bags. Balls. ] And Ulma sware unto Petra: On my veiny life!
[THE LOCALISATION OF LEGEND LEADING TO THE LEGALISATION OF LATIFUNDISM. ] In these places sojournemus, where Eblinn water, leased of carr and fen, leaving amont her shoals and salmen browses, whom inshore breezes woo with freshets, windeth to her broads. A phantom city, phaked of philim pholk, bowed and sould for a four of hundreds of manhood in their three and threescore
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You can tell by their extraordinary clothes. Startnaked and bonedstiff. We vivvy soddy. All be dood.
fylkers for a price partitional of twenty six and six. [Move up, Mackinerny! Make room for Muckinurney! ] By this riverside, on our sunnybank,20 how buona the vista, by Santa Rosa! A field of May, the very vale of Spring. Orchards here are lodged; sainted lawrels evremberried. You have a hoig view ashwald, a glen of marrons and of thorns. Gleannaulinn, Ardeevin: purty glint of plaising height. This Norman court at boundary of the ville, yon creepered tower of a church of Ereland, meet for true saints in worshipful assemblage,21 with our king's house of stone, belgroved of mulbrey, the still that was mill and Kloster that was Yeomansland, the ghastcold tombshape of the quick foregone on, the loftleaved elm Lefanunian abovemansioned, each, every, all is for the retrospectioner. Skole! Agus skole igen! 22 Sweetsome auburn, cometh up as a selfreizing flower, that fragolance of the fraisey beds: the phoenix, his pyre, is still flaming away with trueprattight spirit: the wren his nest is niedelig as the turrises of the sabines are televisible. Here are the cottage and the bungalow for the cobbeler and the brandnewburgher:23 but Izolde, her chaplet gardens, an litlee plads af liefest pose, arride the winnerful wonders off, the winnerful wonnerful wanders off24 [In snowdrop, trou-de-dentelle, flesh
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H'dk' fs' h'p'y.
When you dreamt that you'd wealth in marble arch do you ever think of pool beg slowe. Porphyrious Olbion, redcoatliar, we were always wholly rose marines on our side every time. Now a muss wash the little face.
and heliotrope. ], with hedges of ivy and hollywood and bower of mistletoe, are, tho if it theem tho and yeth if you pleathes,25 for the blithehaired daughter of Angoisse. All out of two barreny old perishers, Tytonyhands and Vlossyhair, a kilolitre in metromyriams. Presepeprosapia, the parent bole. Wone tabard, wine tap and warm tavern26 and, by ribbon development, from contact bridge to lease lapse, only two millium two humbered and eighty thausig nine humbered and sixty radiolumin lines to the wustworts of a Finntown's generous poet's office. Distorted mirage, aloofliest of the plain, wherein the boxomeness of the bedelias27 makes hobbyhodge happy in his hole. 28 The store and charter, Treetown Castle under Lynne. Rivapool? Hod a brieck on it! But its piers eerie, its span spooky, its toll but a till, its parapets all peripateting. D'Oblong's by his by. Which we all pass. Tons. In our snoo. Znore. While we hickerwards the thicker. Schein. Schore. Which assoars us from the murk of the mythelated in the barrabelowther, bedevere butlered table round, past Morningtop's necessity and Harington's invention, to the clarience of the childlight in the studiorium upsturts. Here we'll dwell on homiest powers, love at the latch with novices nig and nag. The chorus: the principals. For the rifocillation of
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Tomley. The grown man. A butcher szewched him the bloughs and braches. I'm chory to see P. Shuter. I believe in Dublin and the Sultan of Turkey.
their inclination to the manifestation of irritation: doldorboys and doll. 29 After sound, light and heat, memory, will and understanding.
[PREAUSTERIC MAN AND HIS PURSUIT OF PAN-HYSTERIC WOMAN. ] [Bet you fippence, anythesious, there's no puggatory, are yous game? ] Here (the memories framed from walls are minding) till wranglers for wringwrowdy wready are, F , (at gaze, respecting, fourteenth baronet, meet, altrettanth bancorot, chaff) and ere commence commencement catalaunic when Aetius check chokewill Attil's gambit, (that buxon bruzeup, give it a burl! ) lead us seek, O june of eves the jenniest, thou who fleeest flicklesome the fond fervid frondeur to thickly thyself attach with thine efteased ensuer,30 ondrawer of our unconscionable, flickerflapper fore our unterdrugged,31 lead us seek, lote us see, light us find, let us missnot Maidadate, Mimosa Multimimetica, the maymeaminning of maimoomeining! Elpis, thou fountain of the greeces, all shall speer theeward,32 from kongen in his canteenhus to knivers hind the knoll. Ausonius Audacior and gael, gillie, gall. 33 Singalingalying. Storiella as she is syung. Whence followeup with endspeaking nots for yestures, plutonically pursuant on briefest glimpse from gladrags, pretty Proserpronette whose slit satchel spilleth peas. [There was a sweet hopeful culled Cis. ]
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Their holy presumption and hers sinfly desprit.
Ravens may rive so can dove deelish. A question of pull.
For Rose Point see Inishmacsaint. Mannequins' Pose.
[URGES AND WIDERURGES IN A PRIMITIVE SEPT. ] Belisha
beacon, beckon bright! Usherette, unmesh us! That grene ray of earong
it waves us to yonder as the red, blue and yellow flogs time on the
domisole,34 with a blewy blow and a windigo. Where flash becomes
word and silents selfloud. To brace congeners, trebly bounden and
asservaged twainly. Adamman,35 Emhe, Issossianusheen and sometypes
Yggely ogs Weib. Uwayoei! 36 So mag this sybilette be our shibboleth
that we may syllable her well! Vetus may be occluded behind the mou
in Veto but Nova will be nearing as their radient among the Nereids.
[The Big Bear bit the Sailor's Only. Trouble, trouble, trouble. ] A one of
charmers, ay, Una Unica, charmers, who, under the branches of the
elms, in shoes as yet unshent by stoniness, wend, went, will wend a way
of honey myrrh and rambler roses mistmusk [Forening Unge Kristlike
Kvinne. ] while still the maybe mantles the meiblume or ever her if have
faded from the fleur,37 their arms enlocked, (ringrang, the chimes of sex
appealing as conchitas with sentas stray,38 rung! ), all thinking all of it
[Telltale me all of annaryllies. ], the It with an itch in it, the All every
inch of it, the pleasure each will preen her for, the business each was
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All abunk for Tarararat! Look slipper, soppyhat, we've a doss in the manger. One must sell it to some one, the sacred name of love.
Making it up as we goes along.
The law of the jungerl.
[EARLY NOTIONS OF ACQUIRED RIGHTS AND THE INFLUENCE OF COLLECTIVE TRADITION UPON THE INDIVIDUAL. ] Soon jemmijohns will cudgel about some a rhythmatick or other over Browne and Nolan's divisional tables whereas she, of minions' novence charily being cupid, for mug's wumping [Will you carry my can and fight the fairies? ], grooser's grubbiness, andt's avarice and grossopper's grandegaffe, with her tootpettypout of jemenfichue will sit and knit on solfa sofa. 40 Stew of the evening, booksyful stew. And a bodikin a boss in the Thimble Theatre. But all is her-inbourne. Intend. From gramma's grammar [Allma Mathers, Auctioneer. ] she has it that if there is a third person, mascarine, phelinine or nuder, being spoken abad it moods prosodes from a person speaking to her second which is the direct object that has been spoken to, with and at. Take the dative with his oblative41 for, even if obsolete, it is always of interest, so spake gramma on the impetus of her imperative, only mind your genderous towards his reflexives such that I was to your grappa (Bott's trousend, [Old Gavelkind the Gamper and he's as daff as you're erse. ] hore a man uff! ) when him was me hedon42 and mine, what the lewdy saying, his analectual pygmyhop. 43 There is comfortism in the knowledge that often hate on first hearing comes of
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Let me blush to think of all those halfwayhoist pullovers.
I'd like his pink's cheek.
love by second sight. Have your little sintalks in the dunk of subjunctions, dual in duel and prude with pruriel, but even the aoriest chaparound whatever plaudered perfect anent prettydotes and haec genua omnia may perhaps chance to be about to be in the case to be becoming a pale peterwright in spite of all your tense accusatives whilstly you're wallfloored44 like your gerandiums for the better half of a yearn or sob. It's a wild's kitten, my dear, who can tell a wilkling from a warthog. For you may be as practical as is predicable but you must have the proper sort of accident to meet that kind of a being with a difference. 45 Flame at his fumbles but freeze on his fist. 46 Every letter is a godsend, ardent Ares, brusque Boreas and glib Ganymede like zealous Zeus, the O'Meghisthest of all. To me or not to me. Satis thy quest on. Werbungsap! Jeg suis, vos wore a gentleman, thou arr, I am a quean. Is a game over? The game goes on. [Undante umoroso. M. 50-50.
] Cookcook! Search me. The beggar the maid the bigger the mauler. And the greater the patrarc the griefer the pinch. And that's what your doctor knows. O love it is the commonknounest thing how it pashes the plutous and the paupe. 47 Pop! And egg she active or spoon she passive, all them fine clauses in Lindley's and Murrey's never braught the participle of a present to a desponent hortatrixy,
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Improper frictions is maledictions and mens uration makes me mad.
Llong and Shortts Primer of Black and White Wenchcraft.
vindicatively I say it, from her postconditional future. 48 Lumpsome is who lumpsum pays. Quantity counts though accents falter. Yoking apart and oblique orations parsed to one side, a brat, alanna, can choose from so many, [I'll go for that small polly if you'll suck to your lebbensquatsch. ] be he a sollicitor's appendix, a pipe clerk or free functionist flyswatter, that perfect little cad, from the languors and weakness of limberlimbed lassihood till the head, back and heartaches of waxedup womanage and heaps on heaps of other things too. Note the Respectable Irish Distressed Ladies and the Merry Mustard Frothblowers of Humphreystown Associations. Atac first, queckqueck quicks after. Beware how in that hist subtaile of schlangder49 lies liaison to tease oreilles! To vert embowed set proper penchant. But learn from that ancient tongue to be middle old modern to the minute. A spitter that can be depended on. Though Wonderlawn's lost us for ever. Alis, alas, she broke the glass! Liddell lokker through the leafery, ours is mistery of pain. 50 You may spin on youthlit's bike and multiplease your Mike and Nike with your kickshoes on the algebrars [O'Mara Farrell. ] but, volve the virgil page and view, the O of woman is long when burly those two muters sequent her [Verschwindibus. ] so from Nebob51 see you never stray who'll nimm you nice and nehm the day.
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Dear and I trust in all frivolity I may be pardoned for trespassing but I think I may add hell. He is my all menkind of every desception.
[CONCOMIT ANCE OF COURAGE, COUNSEL AND CONSTANCY. ORDINATION OF OMEN, ONUS AND OBIT. DISTRIBUTION OF DANGER, DUTY AND DESTINY. POLAR PRINCIPLES. ] One hath just been areading, hath not one, ya, ya, in their memoiries of Hireling's puny wars, end so, [Ulstria, Monastir, Leninstar and Connecticut. Cliopatria, thy hosies history. ] und all, ga, ga, of The O'Brien, The O'Connor, The Mac Loughlin and The Mac Namara with summed their appondage, da, da, of Sire Jeallyous Seizer, that gamely torskmester,52 with his duo of druidesses in ready money rompers53 and the tryonforit of Oxthievious, Lapidous and Malthouse Anthemy. You may fail to see the lie of that layout, Suetonia,54 but the reflections which recur to me are that so long as beauty life is body love55 and so bright as Mutua of your mirror holds her candle to your caudle, lone lefthand likeless, sombring Autum of your Spring, reck you not one spirt of anyseed whether trigemelimen cuddle his coddle or nope. She'll confess it by her figure and she'll deny it to your face. If you're not ruined by that one she won't do you any whim. And then? What afters it? Gruff Gunne may blow, Gam Gonna flow, the gossans eye the jennings aye. From the butts of Heber and Heremon, nolens volens, brood our pansies, brune in brume. [The Eroico Furioso makes the valet like smiling. ] There's a split in the infinitive from to have to
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None of your cumpohlstery English here!
Understudy my understandings, Sostituda, and meek thine complinement, gymnufleshed.
have been to will be. As they warred in their big innings ease now we never shall know. Eat early earthapples. Coax Cobra to chatters. Hail, Heva, we hear! This is the glider [The hyperape the mink he groves the mole you see nowfor crush sake, chawley! ] that gladdened the girl56 that list to the wind that lifted the leaves that folded the fruit that hung on the tree that grew in the garden Gough gave. Wide hiss, we're wizening. Hoots fromm, we're globing. Why hidest thou hinder thy husband his name? Leda, Lada, aflutter-afraida, so does your girdle grow! Willed without witting, whorled without aimed.
