No More Learning

but what a strange thing life is, when you
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have waded in up to your neck and remember the shelving sands you
have trodden! "
But all the writing in the world about Dr. Holmes appears totally
inefficient to represent his delightful ebullient spirit, freshening and
sweetening every subject that he touched. The world soon found
that a new wit was astir under the old pudding-stone, and that wit
they could not do without. Every year, from 1851 until just before
the end, he wrote and read class poem; every dinner-table in Bos-
ton aspired to listen to his words; every occasion of importance called
for his presence. Loving and beloved, he passed on his cheerful way.
The cabman who drove him, the maid who put on his shoes, every
one who performed the slightest service for him, loved him. No
wonder life was not all dark to the one who shed such sunshine.
Annie Fields
[All the works of Oliver Wendell Holmes from which the following selec-
tions are taken are copyrighted. The reprint is made by permission of
Houghton, Mifflin & Co. , publishers, Boston. ]
OLD IRONSIDES*
Y, TEAR her tattered ensign down!
Long has it waved on high,
Α΄
And many an eye has danced to see
That banner in the sky;
Beneath it rung the battle shout,
And burst the cannon's roar;-
The meteor of the ocean air
Shall sweep the clouds no more.
-
Her deck once red with heroes' blood,
Where knelt the vanquished foe,
When winds were hurrying o'er the flood
And waves were white below,
-
No more shall feel the victor's tread,
Or know the conquered knee; —
The harpies of the shore shall pluck
The eagle of the sea!
*This was the popular name by which the frigate Constitution was known.
The poem was first printed in the Boston Daily Advertiser, at the time when
it was proposed to break up the old ship as unfit for service.


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Oh, better that her shattered hulk
Should sink beneath the wave;
Her thunders shook the mighty deep,
And there should be her grave:
Nail to the mast her holy flag,
Set every threadbare sail,
And give her to the god of storms,
The lightning and the gale!
I
THE LAST LEAF
SAW him once before,
As he passed by the door;
And again
The pavement stones resound,
As he totters o'er the ground
With his cane.
They say that in his prime,
Ere the pruning-knife of Time
Cut him down,
Not a better man was found
By the Crier on his round
Through the town.
But now he walks the streets,
And he looks at all he meets
Sad and wan;
And he shakes his feeble head,
That it seems as if he said,
"They are gone. "
The mossy marbles rest
On the lips that he has prest
In their bloom;
And the names he loved to hear
Have been carved for many a year
On the tomb.
My grandmamma has said
Poor old lady, she is dead
Long ago-
That he had a Roman nose,
And his cheek was like a rose
In the snow.
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But now his nose is thin,
And it rests upon his chin
Like a staff;
And a crook is in his back,
And a melancholy crack
In his laugh.
I know it is a sin
For me to sit and grin
At him here;
But the old three-cornered hat,
And the breeches, and all that,
Are so queer!
And if I should live to be
The last leaf upon the tree
In the spring,
Let them smile, as I do now,
At the old forsaken bough
Where I cling.
ON LENDING A PUNCH-BOWL
THIS
HIS ancient silver bowl of mine, it tells of good old times,
Of joyous days and jolly nights, and merry Christmas-times;
They were a free and jovial race, but honest, brave, and true,
Who dipped their ladle in the punch when this old bowl was new.
A Spanish galleon brought the bar,-so runs the ancient tale:
'Twas hammered by an Antwerp smith, whose arm was like a flail;
And now and then between the strokes, for fear his strength should
fail,
He wiped his brow and quaffed a cup of good old Flemish ale.
'Twas chased by an English squire to please his loving dame,
Who saw the cherubs, and conceived a longing for the same;
And oft as on the ancient stock another twig was found,
'Twas filled with caudle spiced and hot, and handed smoking round.
But, changing hands, it reached at length a Puritan divine,
Who used to follow Timothy, and take a little wine,
But hated punch and prelacy; and so it was, perhaps,
He went to Leyden, where he found conventicles and schnapps.


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7465
And then, of course, you know what's next: it left the Dutchman's
shore
With those that in the Mayflower came, a hundred souls and more,
Along with all the furniture to fill their new abodes-
To judge by what is still on hand, at least a hundred loads.
'Twas on a dreary winter's eve, the night was closing dim,
When brave Miles Standish took the bowl, and filled it to the brim;
The little Captain stood and stirred the posset with his sword,
And all his sturdy men-at-arms were ranged about the board.
He poured the fiery Hollands in,- the man that never feared,-
He took a long and solemn draught, and wiped his yellow beard;
And one by one the musketeers-the men that fought and prayed —
All drank as 'twere their mother's milk, and not a man afraid.
That night, affrighted, from his nest the screaming eagle flew,-
He heard the Pequot's ringing whoop, the soldier's wild halloo;
And there the sachem learned the rule he taught to kith and kin,
"Run from the white man when you find he smells of Hollands gin! "
A hundred years, and fifty more, had spread their leaves and snows,
A thousand rubs had flattened down each little cherub's nose,
When once again the bowl was filled, but not in mirth or joy,—
'Twas mingled by a mother's hand to cheer her parting boy.
"Drink, John," she said: "'twill do you good,—poor child, you'll never
bear
This working in the dismal trench, out in the midnight air;
And if - God bless me! - you were hurt, 'twould keep away the chill. "
So John did drink —and well he wrought that night at Bunker's Hill!
I tell you, there was generous warmth in good old English cheer;
I tell you, 'twas a pleasant thought to bring its symbol here.
'Tis but the fool that loves excess: hast thou a drunken soul?
Thy bane is in thy shallow skull, not in my silver bowl!
TL
I love the memory of the past,-its pressed yet fragrant flow
The moss that clothes its broken walls, the ivy on its tower. ,"
Nay, this poor bauble it bequeathed,—my eyes grow moist and dim,
To think of all the vanished joys that danced around its brim.
Then fill a fair and honest cup, and bear it straight to me:
The goblet hallows all it holds, whate'er the liquid be;
And may the cherubs on its face protect me from the sin
That dooms one to those dreadful words, "My dear, where have you
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THE CHAMBERED NAUTILUS
THIS
HIS is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign,
Sails the unshadowed main,-
The venturous bark that flings
On the sweet summer wind its purpled wings
In gulfs enchanted, where the siren sings,
And coral reefs lie bare,
Where the cold sea-maids rise to sun their streaming hair.
Its webs of living gauze no more unfurl;
Wrecked is the ship of pearl!
And every chambered cell,
Where its dim dreaming life was wont to dwell,
As the frail tenant shaped his growing shell,
Before thee lies revealed,—
Its irised ceiling rent, its sunless crypt unsealed!
Year after year beheld the silent toil
That spread his lustrous coil;
Still, as the spiral grew,
He left the past year's dwelling for the new,
Stole with soft step its shining archway through,
Built up its idle door,
Stretched in his last-found home, and knew the old no more.
Thanks for the heavenly message brought by thee,
Child of the wandering sea,
Cast from her lap, forlorn!
From thy dead lips a clearer note is born
Than ever Triton blew from wreathed horn!
While on mine ear it rings,
Through the deep caves of thought I hear a voice that sings:-
Build thee more stately mansions, O my soul,
As the swift seasons roll!
Leave thy low-vaulted past!
Let each new temple, nobler than the last,
Shut thee from heaven with a dome more vast,
Till thou at length art free,
Leaving thine outgrown shell by life's unresting sea!


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7467
THE DEACON'S MASTERPIECE
OR, THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY"
A Logical Story
H
AVE you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay,
That was built in such a logical way
It ran a hundred years to a day,
And then, of a sudden, it—ah, but stay,
I'll tell you what happened without delay:
Scaring the parson into fits,
Frightening people out of their wits-
Have you ever heard of that, I say?
Seventeen hundred and fifty-five:
Georgius Secundus was then alive,—
Snuffy old drone from the German hive.
That was the year when Lisbon-town
Saw the earth open and gulp her down,
And Braddock's army was done so brown,
Left without a scalp to its crown.
It was on the terrible Earthquake day
That the Deacon finished the one-hoss shay.
Now in building of chaises, I tell you what,
There is always somewhere a weakest spot,—
In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill,
In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill,
In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace,- lurking still,
Find it somewhere you must and will,-
Above or below, or within or without,
And that's the reason, beyond a doubt,
That a chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out.
But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do,
With an "I dew vum," or an "I tell yeou")
He would build one shay to beat the taown
'N' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun';
It should be so built that it couldn' break daown:
«< Fur," said the Deacon, "t's mighty plain
Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain;
'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain,
Is only jest
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So the Deacon inquired of the village folk
Where he could find the strongest oak,
That couldn't be split nor bent nor broke,—
That was for spokes and floor and sills;
He sent for lancewood to make the thills;
The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees;
The panels of white-wood, that cuts like cheese,
But lasts like iron for things like these;
The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum,"
Last of its timber, - they couldn't sell 'em,—
Never an axe had seen their chips,
And the wedges flew from between their lips,
Their blunt ends frizzled like celery-tips;
Step and prop-iron, bolt and screw,
Spring, tire, axle, and linchpin too,
Steel of the finest, bright and blue;
Thoroughbrace, bison-skin, thick and wide;
Boot, top, dasher, from tough old hide
Found in the pit when the tanner died.
That was the way he "put her through. ”
"There! " said the Deacon, "naow she'll dew. "
Do! I tell you, I rather guess
She was a wonder, and nothing less!
Colts grew horses, beards turned gray,
Deacon and deaconess dropped away,
Children and grandchildren where were they?
But there stood the stout old one-hoss shay
As fresh as on Lisbon-earthquake day!
-
EIGHTEEN HUNDRED; -it came and found
The Deacon's masterpiece strong and sound.
Eighteen hundred increased by ten;-
"Hahnsum kerridge" they called it then.
Eighteen hundred and twenty came;-
Running as usual; much the same.
Thirty and forty at last arrive,
And then come fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE.
-
-
Little of all we value here
Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year
Without both feeling and looking queer.
In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth,
So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
(This is a moral that runs at large;
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FIRST OF NOVEMBER,- the Earthquake day:
There are traces of age in the one-hoss shay;
A general flavor of mild decay,
But nothing local, as one may say.
There couldn't be,- for the Deacon's art
Had made it so like in every part
That there wasn't a chance for one to start.
For the wheels were just as strong as the thills,
And the floor was just as strong as the sills,
And the panels just as strong as the floor,
And the whipple-tree neither less nor more,
And the back crossbar as strong as the fore,
And spring and axle and hub encore.
And yet, as a whole, it is past a doubt
In another hour it will be worn out!
First of November, 'Fifty-five!
This morning the parson takes a drive.
Now, small boys, get out of the way!
Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay,
Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay.
"Huddup! " said the parson. -Off went they.
The parson was working his Sunday's text;
Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed
At what the-Moses-was coming next.
All at once the horse stood still,
Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill.
First a shiver, and then a thrill,
Then something decidedly like a spill,
And the parson was sitting upon a rock,
At half-past nine by the meet'n'-house clock,—
Just the hour of the Earthquake shock!
What do you think the parson found,
When he got up and stared around?
The poor old chaise in a heap or mound,
As if it had been to the mill and ground!
You see, of course, if you're not a dunce,
How it went to pieces all at once,—
All at once, and nothing first,
Just as bubbles do when they burst.
End of the wonderful one-hoss shay.
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A SUN-DAY HYMN
L
ORD of all being! throned afar,
Thy glory flames from sun and star;
Centre and soul of every sphere,
Yet to each loving heart how near!
Sun of our life, thy quickening ray
Sheds on our path the glow of day;
Star of our hope, thy softened light
Cheers the long watches of the night.
Our midnight is thy smile withdrawn;
Our noontide is thy gracious dawn;
Our rainbow arch thy mercy's sign;
All, save the clouds of sin, are thine!
Lord of all life, below, above,
Whose light is truth, whose warmth is love,
Before thy ever-blazing throne
We ask no lustre of our own.
Grant us thy truth to make us free,
And kindling hearts that burn for thee,
Till all thy living altars claim
One holy light, one heavenly flame!
THE VOICELESS
E COUNT the broken lyres that rest
WⓇ
Where the sweet wailing singers slumber,
But o'er their silent sister's breast
The wild-flowers who will stoop to number?
A few can touch the magic string,
And noisy Fame is proud to win them:-
Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them!
Nay, grieve not for the dead alone
Whose song has told their hearts' sad story,—
Weep for the voiceless, who have known
The cross without the crown of glory!
Not where Leucadian breezes sweep
O'er Sappho's memory-haunted billow,


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But where the glistening night-dews weep
On nameless sorrow's church-yard pillow.
O hearts that break and give no sign
Save whitening lip and fading tresses,
Till Death pours out his longed-for wine
Slow dropped from Misery's crushing presses,-
If singing breath or echoing chord
To every hidden pang were given,
What endless melodies were poured,
As sad as earth, as sweet as heaven!
BILL AND JOE
C
NOME, dear old comrade, you and I
Will steal an hour from days gone by,
The shining days when life was new,
And all was bright with morning dew,-
The lusty days of long ago,
When you were Bill and I was Joe.
Your name may flaunt a titled trail
Proud as a cockerel's rainbow tail,
And mine as brief appendix wear
As Tam O'Shanter's luckless mare:
To-day, old friend, remember still
That I am Joe and you are Bill.
You've won the great world's envied prize,
And grand you look in people's eyes,
With H-O-N. and L-L. -D. ,
In big brave letters, fair to see:
Your fist, old fellow! off they go! -
How are you, Bill? How are you, Joe?
You've worn the judge's ermined robe;
You've taught your name to half the globe;
You've sung mankind a deathless strain;
You've made the dead past live again:
The world may call you what it will,
But you and I are Joe and Bill.
The chaffing young folks stare, and say,
"See those old buffers, bent and gray,-
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They talk like fellows in their teens!
Mad, poor old boys! That's what it means,"
And shake their heads: they little know
The throbbing hearts of Bill and Joe! —
How Bill forgets his hour of pride,
While Joe sits smiling at his side;
How Joe, in spite of time's disguise,
Finds the old schoolmate in his eyes,-
Those calm, stern eyes that melt and fill
As Joe looks fondly up at Bill.
Ah, pensive scholar, what is fame?
A fitful tongue of leaping flame;
A giddy whirlwind's fickle gust,
That lifts a pinch of mortal dust:
A few swift years, and who can show
Which dust was Bill and which was Joe?
The weary idol takes his stand,
Holds out his bruised and aching hand,
While gaping thousands come and go,-
How vain it seems, this empty show!
Till all at once his pulses thrill;—
'Tis poor old Joe's "God bless you, Bill! »
-
And shall we breathe in happier spheres
The names that pleased our mortal ears,—
In some sweet lull of harp and song
For earth-born spirits none too long,
Just whispering of the world below
Where this was Bill and that was Joe?
No matter while our home is here
No sounding name is half so dear;
When fades at length our lingering day,
Who cares what pompous tombstones say?
Read on the hearts that love us still,
Hic jacet Joe. Hic jacet Bill.


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XIII-468
DOROTHY Q.
A FAMILY PORTRAIT
G
RANDMOTHER'S mother: her age, I guess,
Thirteen summers, or something less;
Girlish bust, but womanly air;
Smooth, square forehead with uprolled hair;
Lips that lover has never kissed;
Taper fingers and slender wrist;
Hanging sleeves of stiff brocade:
So they painted the little maid.
On her hand a parrot green
Sits unmoving and broods serene.
Hold up the canvas full in view,-
Look! there's a rent the light shines through,
Dark with a century's fringe of dust,—
That was a Redcoat's rapier-thrust!
Such is the tale the lady old,
Dorothy's daughter's daughter, told.
Who the painter was none may tell,-
One whose best was not over well;
Hard and dry, it must be confessed,
Flat as a rose that has long been pressed:
Yet in her cheek the hues are bright,
Dainty colors of red and white,
And in her slender shape are seen
Hint and promise of stately mien.
―――――
Look not on her with eyes of scorn,-
Dorothy Q. was a lady born!
Ay! since the galloping Normans came,
England's annals have known her name;
And still to the three-hilled rebel town
Dear is that ancient name's renown,-
For many a civic wreath they won,
The youthful sire and the gray-haired son.
――――
O Damsel Dorothy! Dorothy Q. !
Strange is the gift that I owe to you;
Such a gift as never a king
Save to daughter or son might bring,-
All my tenure of heart and hand,
All my title to house and land;
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Mother and sister and child and wife
And joy and sorrow and death and life!
What if a hundred years ago
Those close-shut lips had answered No,
When forth the tremulous question came
That cost the maiden her Norman name,
And under the folds that look so still
The bodice swelled with the bosom's thrill?
Should I be I, or would it be
One-tenth another, to nine-tenths me?
Soft is the breath of a maiden's Yes;
Not the light gossamer stirs with less:
But never a cable that holds so fast
Through all the battles of wave and blast,
And never an echo of speech or song
That lives in the babbling air so long!
There were tones in the voice that whispered then
You may hear to-day in a hundred men.
O lady and lover, how faint and far
Your images hover,- and here we are,
Solid and stirring in flesh and bone,
Edward's and Dorothy's, all their own,-
A goodly record for Time to show
Of a syllable spoken so long ago! -
Shall I bless you, Dorothy, or forgive
For the tender whisper that bade me live?
-
It shall be a blessing, my little maid!
I will heal the stab of the Redcoat's blade,
And freshen the gold of the tarnished frame,
And gild with a rhyme your household name;
So you shall smile on us brave and bright
As first you greeted the morning's light,
And live untroubled by woes and fears
Through a second youth of a hundred years.


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WHA
AT is your general estimate of doctors, lawyers, and min-
isters? said I.
-
THE THREE PROFESSIONS
From The Poet at the Breakfast-Table'
―――――――
-Wait a minute, till I have got through with your
first question, said the Master. One thing at a time. -You asked
me about the young doctors, and about our young doctor. They
come home très bien chaussés, as a Frenchman would say, mighty
well shod with professional knowledge. But when they begin
walking round among their poor patients,- they don't commonly
start with millionaires, they find that their new shoes of scien-
tific acquirements have got to be broken in just like a pair of
boots or brogans. I don't know that I have put it quite strong
enough. Let me try again. You've seen those fellows at the
circus that get up on horseback, so big that you wonder how
they could climb into the saddle. But pretty soon they throw off
their outside coat, and the next minute another one, and then
the one under that, and so they keep peeling off one garment
after another till people begin to look queer and think they are
going too far for strict propriety. Well, that is the way a fellow
with a real practical turn serves a good many of his scientific
wrappers, flings 'em off for other people to pick up, and goes
right at the work of curing stomach-aches and all the other little
mean unscientific complaints that make up the larger part of
every doctor's business. I think our Dr. Benjamin is a worthy
young man, and if you are in need of a doctor at any time I
hope you will go to him; and if you come off without harm,
I will recommend some other friend to try him.
-I thought he was going to say he would try him in his
own person; but the Master is not fond of committing himself.
Now I will answer your other question, he said. The law-
yers are the cleverest men, the ministers are the most learned,
and the doctors are the most sensible.
―
The lawyers are a picked lot, "first scholars" and the like,
but their business is as unsympathetic as Jack Ketch's. There is
nothing humanizing in their relations with their fellow-creatures.
They go for the side that retains them. They defend the man
they know to be a rogue, and not very rarely throw suspicion on
the man they know to be innocent. Mind you, I am not finding
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statement admits of; but I say it does not tend to make them
sympathetic. Suppose in a case of Fever vs. Patient, the doctor
should side with either party according to whether the old miser
or his expectant heir was his employer. Suppose the minister
should side with the Lord or the Devil, according to the salary
offered, and other incidental advantages, where the soul of a
sinner was in question. You can see what a piece of work it
would make of their sympathies. But the lawyers are quicker
witted than either of the other professions, and abler men gener-
ally. They are good-natured, or if they quarrel, their quarrels
are above-board. I don't think they are as accomplished as the
ministers; but they have a way of cramming with special knowl
edge for a case, which leaves a certain shallow sediment of intel-
ligence in their memories about a good many things. They are
apt to talk law in mixed company; and they have a way of look-
ing round when they make a point, as if they were addressing a
jury, that is mighty aggravating,—as I once had occasion to see
when one of 'em, and a pretty famous one, put me on the wit-
ness stand at a dinner party once.
The ministers come next in point of talent. They are far
more curious and widely interested outside of their own calling
than either of the other professions. I like to talk with 'em.
They are interesting men: full of good feelings, hard workers,
always foremost in good deeds, and on the whole the most effi-
cient civilizing class-working downwards from knowledge to
ignorance, that is; not so much upwards, perhaps that we have.
The trouble is, that so many of 'em work in harness, and it is
pretty sure to chafe somewhere. They feed us on canned meats
mostly. They cripple our instincts and reason, and give us a
crutch of doctrine. I have talked with a great many of 'em, of
all sorts of belief; and I don't think they are quite so easy in
their minds, the greater number of them, nor so clear in their
convictions, as one would think to hear 'em lay down the law
in the pulpit. They used to lead the intelligence of their par
ishes; now they do pretty well if they keep up with it, and
they are very apt to lag behind it. Then they must have a col-
league. The old minister thinks he can hold to his old course,
sailing right into the wind's eye of human nature, as straight as
that famous old skipper John Bunyan; the young minister falls
off three or four points, and catches the breeze that left the old
man's sails all shivering. By-and-by the congregation will get
ahead of him, and then it must have another new skipper. The


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7477
priest holds his own pretty well; the minister is coming down.
every generation nearer and nearer to the common level of the
useful citizen,- no oracle at all, but a man of more than aver-
age moral instincts, who, if he knows anything, knows how little
he knows. The ministers are good talkers, only the struggle
between nature and grace makes some of 'em a little awkward
occasionally. The women do their best to spoil 'em, as they do
the poets.
You find it very pleasant to be spoiled, no doubt;
so do they. Now and then one of 'em goes over the dam; no
wonder, they're always in the rapids.
By this time our three ladies had their faces all turned toward
the speaker, like the weathercocks in a northeaster, and I thought
it best to switch off the talk on to another rail.
-
How about the doctors? I said.
- Theirs is the least learned of the professions, in this coun-
try at least. They have not half the general culture of the
lawyers, nor a quarter of that of the ministers. I rather think,
though, they are more agreeable to the common run of people
than the men with black coats or the men with green bags.
People can swear before 'em if they want to, and they can't very
well before ministers. I don't care whether they want to swear
or not, they don't want to be on their good behavior. Besides,
the minister has a little smack of the sexton about him; he comes
when people are in extremis, but they don't send for him every
time they make a slight moral slip,- tell a lie, for instance, or
smuggle a silk dress through the custom-house: but they call in
the doctor when the child is cutting a tooth or gets a splinter in
its finger. So it doesn't mean much to send for him, only a
pleasant chat about the news of the day; for putting the baby to
rights doesn't take long. Besides, everybody doesn't like to talk
about the next world; people are modest in their desires, and
find this world as good as they deserve: but everybody loves to
talk physic. Everybody loves to hear of strange cases; people
are eager to tell the doctor of the wonderful cures they have
heard of; they want to know what is the matter with somebody
or other who is said to be suffering from "a complication of
diseases," and above all to get a hard name, Greek or Latin,
for some complaint which sounds altogether too commonplace
in plain English. If you will only call a headache a Cephalalgia,
it acquires dignity at once, and a patient becomes rather proud
of it. So I think doctors are generally welcome in most com-
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In old times, when people were more afraid of the Devil
and of witches than they are now, they liked to have a priest
or a minister somewhere near to scare 'em off: but nowadays, if
you could find an old woman that would ride round the room
on a broomstick, Barnum would build an amphitheatre to exhibit
her in; and if he could come across a young imp, with hoofs,
tail, and budding horns,—a lineal descendant of one of those
"dæmons" which the good people of Gloucester fired at and were
fired at by "for the best part of a month together," in the year
1692, the great showman would have him at any cost for his
museum or menagerie. Men are cowards, sir, and are driven by
fear as the sovereign motive. Men are idolaters, and want some-
thing to look at and kiss and hug, or throw themselves down
before; they always did, they always will: and if you don't make
it of wood, you must make it of words, which are just as much
used for idols as promissory notes are used for values. The
ministers have a hard time of it without bell and book and holy
water; they are dismounted men in armor since Luther cut their
saddle-girths, and you can see they are quietly taking off one
piece of iron after another until some of the best of 'em are
fighting the devil (not the zoological Devil with the big D) with
the sword of the Spirit, and precious little else in the way of
weapons of offense or defense. But we couldn't get on without
the spiritual brotherhood, whatever became of our special creeds.
There is a genius for religion, just as there is for painting or
sculpture. It is half-sister to the genius for music, and has some
of the features which remind us of earthly love. But it lifts
us all by its mere presence. To see a good man and hear his
voice once a week would be reason enough for building churches
and pulpits. - The Master stopped all at once, and after about
half a minute laughed his pleasant laugh.
What is it? I asked him.
I was thinking of the great coach and team that is carrying
us fast enough, I don't know but too fast, somewhere or other.
The D. D. s used to be the leaders, but now they are the wheel-
horses. It's pretty hard to tell how much they pull, but we
know they can hold back like the-
-When we're going down hill,-I said, as neatly as if I had
been a High Church curate trained to snap at the last word of
the response, so that you couldn't wedge in the tail of a comma
between the end of the congregation's closing syllable and the
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ELSIE AT THE SPROWLE "PARTY »
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From Elsie Venner'
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THE
HE conversation rose into one of its gusty paroxysms just
then.
All at once it grew silent just round the door,
where it had been loudest,- and the silence spread itself
like a stain, till it hushed everything but a few corner duets. A
dark, sad-looking, middle-aged gentleman entered the parlor, with
a young lady on his arm,-his daughter, as it seemed, for she
was not wholly unlike him in feature, and of the same dark com-
plexion.
"Dudley Venner," exclaimed a dozen people, in startled but
half-suppressed tones.
"What can have brought Dudley out to-night? " said Jeffer-
son Buck, a young fellow who had been interrupted in one of the
corner duets which he was executing in concert with Miss Susy
Pettingill.
"How do I know, Jeff? " was Miss Susy's answer. Then, after
«Elsie made him come, I
a pause,
Go ask Dr. Kit-
guess.
tredge: he knows all about 'em both, they say. "
Jefferson Buck was not bold enough to confront the doctor
with Miss Susy's question, for he did not look as if he were in
the mood to answer queries put by curious young people. His
eyes were fixed steadily on the dark girl, every movement of
whom he seemed to follow.
She was indeed an apparition of wild beauty, so unlike the
girls about her that it seemed nothing more than natural that
when she moved, the groups should part to let her pass through
them, and that she should carry the centre of all looks and
thoughts with her. She was dressed to please her own fancy,
evidently, with small regard to the modes declared correct by the
Rockland milliners and mantua-makers. Her heavy black hair
lay in a braided coil, with a long gold pin shot through it like a
javelin. Round her neck was a golden torque, a round, cord-like
chain, such as the Gauls used to wear; the Dying Gladiator has
it. Her dress was a grayish watered silk; her collar was pinned
with a flashing diamond brooch, the stones looking as fresh as
morning dew-drops, but the silver setting of the past generation;
her arms were bare, round, but slender rather than large, in
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bracelets: one was a circlet of enameled scales, the other looked
as if it might have been Cleopatra's asp, with its body turned
to gold and its eyes to emeralds.
Her father for Dudley Venner was her father-looked like
a man of culture and breeding, but melancholy and with a dis-
tracted air, as one whose life had met some fatal cross or blight.
He saluted hardly anybody except his entertainers and the doc-
tor. One would have said, to look at him, that he was not at
the party by choice; and it was natural enough to think, with
Susy Pettingill, that it must have been a freak of the dark girl's
which brought him there, for he had the air of a shy and sad-
hearted recluse.
It was hard to say what could have brought Elsie Venner to
the party. Hardly anybody seemed to know her, and she seemed
not at all disposed to make acquaintances. Here and there was
one of the older girls from the Institute, but she appeared to have
nothing in common with them. Even in the school-room, it may
be remembered, she sat apart by her own choice, and now in the
midst of the crowd she made a circle of isolation round herself.
Drawing her arm out of her father's, she stood against the wall,
and looked, with a strange cold glitter in her eyes, at the crowd
which moved and babbled before her.
The old doctor came up to her by-and-by.
"Well, Elsie, I am quite surprised to find you here. Do tell
me how you happened to do such a good-natured thing as to let
us see you at such a great party. "
"It's been dull at the mansion-house," she said, "and I wanted
It's too lonely there, there's nobody to hate
to get out of it.
since Dick's gone. "
The doctor laughed good-naturedly, as if this were an amusing
bit of pleasantry; but he lifted his head and dropped his eyes
a little, so as to see her through his spectacles. She narrowed
her lids slightly, as one often sees a sleepy cat narrow hers,—
somewhat as you may remember our famous Margaret used to,
if you remember her at all,—so that her eyes looked very small
but bright as the diamonds on her breast. The old doctor felt
very oddly as she looked at him; he did not like the feeling, so
he dropped his head and lifted his eyes and looked at her over
his spectacles again.
"And how have you all been at the mansion-house?
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"Oh, well enough.
But Dick's gone, and there's nobody left
but Dudley and I and the people. I'm tired of it. What kills
anybody quickest, doctor? " Then, in a whisper, "I ran away
again the other day, you know. "
"Where did you go? " The doctor spoke in a low, serious
tone.
"Oh, to the old place. Here, I brought this for you. "
The doctor started as she handed him a flower of the Atra-
gene Americana; for he knew that there was only one spot where
it grew, and that not one where any rash foot, least of all a thin-
shod woman's foot, should venture.
"How long were you gone? " said the doctor.
"Only one night. You should have heard the horns blowing
and the guns firing. Dudley was frightened out of his wits.
Old Sophy told him she'd had a dream, and that I should be
found in Dead Man's Hollow, with a great rock lying on me.
They hunted all over it, but they didn't find me,-I was farther
up. »
Dr. Kittredge looked cloudy and worried while she was speak-
ing, but forced a pleasant professional smile as he said cheerily,
and as if wishing to change the subject:-
"Have a good dance this evening, Elsie. The fiddlers are
tuning up.
Where's the young master? has he come yet? or is
he going to be late, with the other great folks? "
The girl turned away without answering, and looked toward
the door.
-
The "great folks," meaning the mansion-house gentry, were
just beginning to come; Dudley Venner and his daughter had
been the first of them.
Mr. Bernard came in later than any of them: he had been
busy with his new duties. He looked well, and that is saying
a good deal; for nothing but a gentleman is endurable in full
dress. Hair that masses well, a head set on with an air, a
neckerchief tied cleverly by an easy, practiced hand, close-fitting
gloves, feet well shaped and well covered, these advantages can
make us forgive the odious sable broadcloth suit, which appears
to have been adopted by society on the same principle that
condemned all the Venetian gondolas to perpetual and uniform
blackness. Mr. Bernard, introduced by Mr. Geordie, made his
bow to the colonel and his lady, and to Miss Matilda, from
whom he got a particularly gracious curtsy, and then began looking
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-
about him for acquaintances. He found two or three faces he
knew, many more strangers. There was Silas Peckham - there
was no mistaking him; there was the inelastic amplitude of Mrs.
Peckham; few of the Apollinean girls, of course, they not being
recognized members of society,- but there is one with the flame
in her cheeks and the fire in her eyes, the girl of vigorous tints
and emphatic outlines, whom we saw entering the school-room
the other day. Old Judge Thornton has his eyes on her, and
the colonel steals a look every now and then at the red brooch
which lifts itself so superbly into the light, as if he thought
it a wonderfully becoming ornament. Mr. Bernard himself
was not displeased with the general effect of the rich-blooded
schoolgirl, as she stood under the bright lamps fanning herself
in the warm, languid air, fixed in a kind of passionate surprise
at the new life which seemed to be flowering out in her con-
sciousness. Perhaps he looked at her somewhat steadily, as some
others had done; at any rate, she seemed to feel that she was
looked at, as people often do, and turning her eyes suddenly on
him, caught his own on her face, gave him a half-bashful smile,
and threw in a blush involuntarily which made it more charm-
ing.
"What can I do better," he said to himself, "than have a
dance with Rosa Milburn? » So he carried his handsome pupil
into the next room and took his place with her in a cotillon.
Whether the breath of the Goddess of Love could intoxicate
like the cup of Circe,- whether a woman is ever phosphorescent
with the luminous vapor of life that she exhales, - these and
other questions which relate to occult influences exercised by
certain women we will not now discuss. It is enough that Mr.
Bernard was sensible of a strange fascination, not wholly new
to him, nor unprecedented in the history of human experience,
but always a revelation when it comes over us for the first or
the hundredth time, so pale is the most recent memory by the
side of the passing moment with the flush of any new-born passion
on its cheek. Remember that Nature makes every man love all
women, and trusts the trivial matter of special choice to the com-
monest accident.
If Mr. Bernard had had nothing to distract his attention, he
might have thought too much about his handsome partner, and
then gone home and dreamed about her, which is always danger-
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deeply interested in her studies, and so on through the whole
syllogism which ends in Nature's supreme quod erat demonstran-
dum. What was there to distract him or disturb him? He did
not know, but there was something. This sumptuous creature,
this Eve just within the gate of an untried Paradise, untutored in
the ways of the world but on tiptoe to reach the fruit of the tree
of knowledge,-alive to the moist vitality of that warm atmosphere
palpitating with voices and music, as the flower of some diœcious
plant which has grown in a lone corner, and suddenly unfold-
ing its corolla on some hot-breathing June evening, feels that the
air is perfumed with strange odors and loaded with golden dust
wafted from those other blossoms with which its double life is
shared, this almost over-womanized woman might well have
bewitched him, but that he had a vague sense of a counter-
charm. It was perhaps only the same consciousness that some
one was looking at him which he himself had just given occasion
to in his partner. Presently, in one of the turns of the dance,
he felt his eyes drawn to a figure he had not distinctly recog-
nized though he had dimly felt its presence, and saw that Elsie
Venner was looking at him as if she saw nothing else but him.
He was not a nervous person, like the poor lady teacher; yet the
glitter of the diamond eyes affected him strangely. It seemed
to disenchant the air, so full a moment before of strange attrac-
tions. He became silent and dreamy.
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ON RATTLESNAKE LEDGE
From Elsie Venner'
THE
more he saw her, the more the sadness of her beauty
wrought upon him. She looked as if she might hate, but
could not love. She hardly smiled at anything, spoke
rarely, but seemed to feel that her natural power of expression
lay all in her bright eyes, the force of which so many had felt,
but none perhaps had tried to explain to themselves.
A person
accustomed to watch the faces of those who were ailing in body
or mind, and to search in every line and tint for some underlying
source of disorder, could hardly help analyzing the impression
such a face produced upon him. The light of those beautiful
eyes was like the lustre of ice; in all her features there was
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reached the soul beneath the mask of flesh it wears. The look
was that of remoteness, of utter isolation. There was in its
stony apathy, it seemed to him, the pathos which we find in the
blind who show no film or speck over the organs of sight; for
Nature had meant her to be lovely, and left out nothing but love.
And yet the master could not help feeling that some instinct was
working in this girl which was in some way leading her to seek
his presence.
She did not lift her glittering eyes upon him as
at first. It seemed strange that she did not, for they were surely
her natural weapons of conquest. Her color did not come and
go like that of young girls under excitement. She had a clear
brunette complexion, a little sun-touched, it may be,- for the
master noticed once, when her necklace was slightly displaced,
that a faint ring or band of a little lighter shade than the rest
of the surface encircled her neck. What was the slight peculiar-
ity of her enunciation when she read? Not a lisp, certainly, but
the least possible imperfection in articulating some of the lingual
sounds,-just enough to be noticed at first, and quite forgotten
after being a few times heard.
Not a word about the flower on either side. It was not
uncommon for the schoolgirls to leave a rose or pink or wild
flower on the teacher's desk. Finding it in the Virgil was noth-
ing, after all: it was a little delicate flower, which looked as if
it were made to press, and it was probably shut in by accident
at the particular place where he found it. He took it into his
head to examine it in a botanical point of view. He found it
was not common,- that it grew only in certain localities,- and
that one of these was among the rocks of the eastern spur of
The Mountain.
It happened to come into his head how the Swiss youth climb
the sides of the Alps to find the flower called the Edelweiss for
the maidens whom they wish to please. It is a pretty fancy,
that of scaling some dangerous height before the dawn so as
to gather the flower in its freshness, that the favored maiden
may wear it to church on Sunday morning, a proof at once of
her lover's devotion and his courage. Mr. Bernard determined
to explore the region where this flower was said to grow, that
he might see where the wild girl sought the blossoms of which
Nature was so jealous.
It was on a warm, fair Saturday afternoon that he undertook
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than he would have owned; for he had heard of the girl's wan-
dering habits, and the guesses about her sylvan haunts, and was
thinking what the chances were that he should meet her in some
strange place, or come upon traces of her which would tell
secrets she would not care to have known.
The woods are all alive to one who walks through them with
his mind in an excited state, and his eyes and ears wide open.
The trees are always talking; not merely whispering with their
leaves (for every tree talks to itself in that way, even when it
stands alone in the middle of a pasture), but grating their boughs
against each other as old horn-handed farmers press their dry,
rustling palms together, dropping a nut or a leaf or a twig, click-
ing to the tap of a woodpecker, or rustling as a squirrel flashes
along a branch. It was now the season of singing birds, and the
woods were haunted with mysterious tender music. The voices
of the birds which love the deeper shades of the forest are sad-
der than those of the open fields: these are the nuns who have
taken the veil, the hermits that have hidden themselves away
from the world and tell their griefs to the infinite listening
Silences of the wilderness,- for the one deep inner silence that
Nature breaks with her fitful superficial sounds becomes multiplied
as the image of a star in ruffled waters. Strange! The woods at
first convey the impression of profound repose, and yet, if you
watch their ways with open ear, you find the life which is in
them is restless and nervous as that of a woman: the little twigs
are crossing and twining and separating like slender fingers that
cannot be still; the stray leaf is to be flattened into its place like
a truant curl; the limbs sway and twist, impatient of their con-
strained attitude; and the rounded masses of foliage swell upward
and subside from time to time with long soft sighs, and it may
be the falling of a few rain-drops which had lain hidden among
the deeper shadows. I pray you, notice, in the sweet summer
days which will soon see you among the mountains, this inward
tranquillity that belongs to the heart of the woodland, with this
nervousness (for I do not know what else to call it) of outer
movement. One would say that Nature, like untrained persons,
could not sit still without nestling about or doing something
with her limbs or features; and that high breeding was only to
be looked for in trim gardens, where the soul of the trees is ill
at ease perhaps, but their manners are unexceptionable, and a
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The real forest is hardly still except in the Indian summer; then
there is death in the house, and they are waiting for the sharp
shrunken months to come with white raiment for the summer's
burial.
In
There were many hemlocks in this neighborhood, the grandest
and most solemn of all the forest trees in the mountain regions.
Up to a certain period of growth they are eminently beautiful,
their boughs disposed in the most graceful pagoda-like series of
close terraces, thick and dark with green crystalline leaflets.
spring the tender shoots come out of a paler green, finger-like,
as if they were pointing to the violets at their feet. But when
the trees have grown old, and their rough boles measure a yard
and more through their diameter, they are no longer beautiful,
but they have a sad solemnity all their own, too full of meaning
to require the heart's comment to be framed in words. Below,
all their earthward-looking branches are sapless and shattered,
splintered by the weight of many winters' snows; above, they
are still green and full of life, but their summits overtop all the
deciduous trees around them, and in their companionship with
heaven they are alone. On these the lightning loves to fall. One
such Mr. Bernard saw- or rather what had been one such; for
the bolt had torn the tree like an explosion from within, and the
ground was strewed all around the broken stump with flakes of
rough bark and strips and chips of shivered wood, into which
the old tree had been rent by the bursting rocket from the
thunder-cloud.
-
- The master had struck up The Mountain obliquely from
the western side of the Dudley mansion-house. In this way he
ascended until he reached a point many hundred feet above the
level of the plain, and commanding all the country beneath and
around. Almost at his feet he saw the mansion-house, the chimney
standing out of the middle of the roof, or rather like a black
square hole in it, the trees almost directly over their stems, the
fences as lines, the whole nearly as an architect would draw a
ground plan of the house and the inclosures round it. It fright-
ened him to see how the huge masses of rock and old forest
growths hung over the home below. As he descended a little
and drew near the ledge of evil name, he was struck with the
appearance of a long narrow fissure that ran parallel with it and
above it for many rods, not seemingly of very old standing, -
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snapped asunder when the rent took place, and some of which
were still succulent in both separated portions.
Mr. Bernard had made up his mind, when he set forth, not
to come back before he had examined the dreaded ledge. He
had half persuaded himself that it was scientific curiosity: he
wished to examine the rocks, to see what flowers grew there,
and perhaps to pick up an adventure in the zoological line; for
he had on a pair of high, stout boots, and he carried a stick in
his hand which was forked at one extremity, so as to be very
convenient to hold down a crotalus with, if he should happen
to encounter one. He knew the aspect of the ledge from a dis-
tance; for its bald and leprous-looking declivities stood out in
their nakedness from the wooded sides of The Mountain, when
this was viewed from certain points of the village. But the
nearer aspect of the blasted region had something frightful in
it.