No More Learning

‘No fear! ’ he said. ‘Whatever happens we’re not going to do THAT. It’s disgusting. ’

‘I know it is. But I can’t have the baby without being married. ’

‘No! If that’s the alternative I’ll marry you. I’d sooner cut my right hand off than do a
thing like that. ’



Ping! went the door-bell. Two ugly louts in cheap bright blue suits, and a girl with a fit of
the giggles, came in. One of the youths asked with a sort of sheepish boldness for
‘something with a kick in it — something smutty’. Silently, Gordon indicated the shelves
where the ‘sex’ books were kept. There were hundreds of them in the library. They had
titles like Secrets of Paris and The Man She Trusted; on their tattered yellow jackets were
pictures of half-naked girls lying on divans with men in dinner-jackets standing over
them. The stories inside, however, were painfully harmless. The two youths and the girl
ranged among them, sniggering over the pictures on their covers, the girl letting out little
squeals and pretending to be shocked. They disgusted Gordon so much that he turned his
back on them till they had chosen their books.

When they had gone he came back to Rosemary’s chair. He stood behind her, took hold
of her small firm shoulders, then slid a hand inside her coat and felt the warmth of her
breast. He liked the strong springy feeling of her body; he liked to think that down there,
a guarded seed, his baby was growing. She put a hand up and caressed the hand that was
on her breast, but did not speak. She was waiting for him to decide.

‘If I marry you I shall have to turn respectable,’ he said musingly.

‘Could you? ’ she said with a touch of her old manner.

‘I mean I shall have to get a proper job — go back to the New Albion. I suppose they’d
take me back. ’

He felt her grow very still and knew that she had been waiting for this. Yet she was
determined to play fair. She was not going to bully him or cajole him.

‘I never said I wanted you to do that. I want you to marry me — yes, because of the baby.
But it doesn’t follow you’ve got to keep me. ’

‘There’s no sense in marrying if I can’t keep you. Suppose I married you when I was like
I am at present — no money and no proper job? What would you do then? ’

‘I don’t know. I’d go on working as long as I could. And afterwards, when the baby got
too obvious — well, I suppose I’d have to go home to father and mother. ’



‘That would be jolly for you, wouldn’t it? But you were so anxious for me to go back to
the New Albion before. You haven’t changed your mind? ’

‘I’ve thought things over. I know you’d hate to be tied to a regular job. I don’t blame you.
You’ve got your own life to live. ’

He thought it over a little while longer. ‘It comes down to this. Either I marry you and go
back to the New Albion, or you go to one of those filthy doctors and get yourself messed
about for five pounds. ’

At this she twisted herself out of his grasp and stood up facing him. His blunt words had
upset her. They had made the issue clearer and uglier than before.

‘Oh, why did you say that? ’

‘Well, those ARE the alternatives. ’

‘I’d never thought of it like that. I came here meaning to be fair. And now it sounds as if I
was trying to bully you into it — trying to play on your feelings by threatening to get rid
of the baby. A sort of beastly blackmail. ’

‘I didn’t mean that. I was only stating facts. ’

Her face was full of lines, the black brows drawn together. But she had sworn to herself
that she would not make a scene. He could guess what this meant to her. He had never
met her people, but he could imagine them. He had some notion of what it might mean to
go back to a country town with an illegitimate baby; or, what was almost as bad, with a
husband who couldn’t keep you. But she was going to play fair. No blackmail! She drew
a sharp inward breath, taking a decision.

‘All right, then, I’m not going to hold THAT over your head. It’s too mean. Marry me or
don’t marry me, just as you like. But I’ll have the baby, anyway. ’

‘You’d do that? Really? ’


‘Yes, I think so. ’



He took her in his arms. Her coat had come open, her body was warm against him. He
thought he would be a thousand kinds of fool if he let her go. Yet the alternative was
impossible, and he did not see it any less clearly because he held her in his arms.

‘Of course, you’d like me to go back to the New Albion,’ he said.

‘No, I wouldn’t. Not if you don’t want to. ’

‘Yes, you would. After all, it’s natural. You want to see me earning a decent income
again. In a GOOD job, with four pounds a week and an aspidistra in the window.
Wouldn’t you, now? Own up. ’

‘All right, then — yes, I would. But it’s only something I’d LIKE to see happening; I’m
not going to MAKE you do it. I’d just hate you to do it if you didn’t really want to. I want
you to feel free. ’

‘Really and truly free? ’

‘Yes. ’

‘You know what that means? Supposing I decided to leave you and the baby in the
lurch? ’

‘Well — if you really wanted to. You’re free — quite free. ’

After a little while she went away. Later in the evening or tomorrow he would let her
know what he decided. Of course it was not absolutely certain that the New Albion would
give him a job even if he asked them; but presumably they would, considering what Mr
Erskine had said. Gordon tried to think and could not. There seemed to be more
customers than usual this afternoon. It maddened him to have to bounce out of his chair
every time he had sat down and deal with some fresh influx of fools demanding crime-
stories and sex-stories and ROmances. Suddenly, about six o’clock, he turned out the
lights, locked up the library, and went out. He had got to be alone. The library was not
due to shut for two hours yet. God knew what Mr Cheeseman would say when he found
out. He might even give Gordon the sack. Gordon did not care.



He turned westward, up Lambeth Cut. It was a dull sort of evening, not cold. There was
muck underfoot, white lights, and hawkers screaming. He had got to think this thing out,
and he could think better walking. But it was so hard, so hard! Back to the New Albion,
or leave Rosemary in the lurch; there was no other alternative. It was no use thinking, for
instance, that he might find some ‘good’ job which would offend his sense of decency a
bit less. There aren’t so many ‘good’ jobs waiting for moth-eaten people of thirty. The
New Albion was the only chance he had or ever would have.

At the corner, on the Westminster Bridge Road, he paused a moment. There were some
posters opposite, livid in the lamplight. A monstrous one, ten feet high at least, advertised
Bovex. The Bovex people had dropped Corner Table and got on to a new tack. They were
running a series of four-line poems — Bovex Ballads, they were called. There was a
picture of a horribly eupeptic family, with grinning ham-pink faces, sitting at breakfast;
underneath, in blatant lettering:

Why should YOU be thin and white? And have that washed-out feeling? Just take hot
Bovex every night — Invigorating — healing!

Gordon gazed at the thing. He drank in its puling silliness. God, what trash!
‘Invigorating — healing! ’ The weak incompetence of it! It hadn’t even the vigorous
badness of the slogans that really stick. Just soppy, lifeless drivel. It would have been
almost pathetic in its feebleness if one hadn’t reflected that all over London and all over
every town in England that poster was plastered, rotting the minds of men. He looked up
and down the graceless street. Yes, war is coming soon. You can’t doubt it when you see
the Bovex ads. The electric drills in our streets presage the rattle of the machine-guns.
Only a little while before the aeroplanes come. Zoom — bang! A few tons of T. N. T. to
send our civilization back to hell where it belongs.

He crossed the road and walked on, southward. A curious thought had struck him. He did
not any longer want that war to happen. It was the first time in months — years, perhaps —
that he had thought of it and not wanted it.

If he went back to the New Albion, in a month’s time he might be writing Bovex Ballads
himself. To go back to THAT! Any ‘good’ job was bad enough; but to be mixed up in
THAT! Christ! Of course he oughtn’t to go back. It was just a question of having the guts



to stand firm. But what about Rosemary? He thought of the kind of life she would live at
home, in her parents’ house, with a baby and no money; and of the news running through
that monstrous family that Rosemary had married some awful rotter who couldn’t even
keep her. She would have the whole lot of them nagging at her together. Besides, there
was the baby to think about. The money-god is so cunning. If he only baited his traps
with yachts and race-horses, tarts and champagne, how easy it would be to dodge them. It
is when he gets at you through your sense of decency that he finds you helpless.

The Bovex Ballad jungled in Gordon’s head. He ought to stand firm. He had made war
on money — he ought to stick it out. After all, hitherto he HAD stuck it out, after a
fashion. He looked back over his life. No use deceiving himself. It had been a dreadful
life — lonely, squalid, futile. He had lived thirty years and achieved nothing except
misery. But that was what he had chosen. It was what he WANTED, even now. He
wanted to sink down, down into the muck where money does not rule. But this baby-
business had upset everything. It was a pretty banal predicament, after all. Private vices,
public virtues — the dilemma is as old as the world.

He looked up and saw that he was passing a public library. A thought struck him. That
baby. What did it mean, anyway, having a baby? What was it that was actually happening
to Rosemary at this moment? He had only vague and general ideas of what pregnancy
meant. No doubt they would have books in there that would tell him about it. He went in.
The lending library was on the left. It was there that you had to ask for works of
reference.

The woman at the desk was a university graduate, young, colourless, spectacled, and
intensely disagreeable. She had a fixed suspicion that no one — at least, no male person —
ever consulted works of reference except in search of pornography. As soon as you
approached she pierced you through and through with a flash of her pince-nez and let you
know that your dirty secret was no secret from HER. After all, all works of reference are
pomographical, except perhaps Whitaker’s Almanack. You can put even the Oxford
Dictionary to evil purposes by looking up words like and .

Gordon knew her type at a glance, but he was too preoccupied to care. ‘Have you any
book on gynaecology? ’ he said.



‘Any WHAT? ’ demanded the young woman with a pince-nez flash of unmistakable
triumph. As usual! Another male in search of dirt!
‘Well, any books on midwifery? About babies being bom, and so forth. ’

‘We don’t issue books of that description to the general public,’ said the young woman
frostily.

‘I’m sorry — there’s a point I particularly want to look up. ’

‘Are you a medical student? ’

‘No. ’

‘Then I don’t QUITE see what you want with books on midwifery. ’

Curse the woman! Gordon thought. At another time he would have been afraid of her; at
present, however, she merely bored him.

‘If you want to know, my wife’s going to have a baby. We neither of us know much
about it. I want to see whether I can find out anything useful. ’

The young woman did not believe him. He looked too shabby and worn, she decided, to
be a newly married man. However, it was her job to lend out books, and she seldom
actually refused them, except to children. You always got your book in the end, after you
had been made to feel yourself a dirty swine. With an aseptic air she led Gordon to a
small table in the middle of the library and presented him with two fat books in brown
covers. Thereafter she left him alone, but kept an eye on him from whatever part of the
library she happened to be in. He could feel her pince-nez probing the back of his neck at
long range, trying to decide from his demeanour whether he was really searching for
information or merely picking out the dirty bits.

He opened one of the books and searched inexpertly through it. There were acres of
close-printed text full of Latin words. That was no use. He wanted something simple —
pictures, for choice. How long had this thing been going on? Six weeks — nine weeks,
perhaps. Ah! This must be it.



He came on a print of a nine weeks’ foetus. It gave him a shock to see it, for he had not
expected it to look in the least like that. It was a deformed, gnomelike thing, a sort of
clumsy caricature of a human being, with a huge domed head as big as the rest of its
body. In the middle of the great blank expanse of head there was a tiny button of an ear.
The thing was in profde; its boneless arm was bent, and one hand, crude as a seal’s
flipper, covered its face — fortunately, perhaps. Below were little skinny legs, twisted like
a monkey’s with the toes turned in. It was a monstrous thing, and yet strangely human. It
surprised him that they should begin looking human so soon. He had pictured something
much more rudimentary; a mere blob of nucleus, like a bubble of frog-spawn. But it must
be very tiny, of course. He looked at the dimensions marked below. Length 30
millimetres. About the size of a large gooseberry.

But perhaps it had not been going on quite so long as that. He turned back a page or two
and found a print of a six weeks’ foetus. A really dreadful thing this time — a thing he
could hardly even bear to look at. Strange that our beginnings and endings are so ugly —
the unborn as ugly as the dead. This thing looked as if it were dead already. Its huge
head, as though too heavy to hold upright, was bent over at right angles at the place
where its neck ought to have been. There was nothing you could call a face, only a
wrinkle representing the eye — or was it the mouth? It had no human resemblance this
time; it was more like a dead puppy-dog. Its short thick arms were very doglike, the
hands being mere stumpy paws. 15. 5 millimetres long — no bigger than a hazel nut.

He pored for a long time over the two pictures. Their ugliness made them more credible
and therefore more moving. His baby had seemed real to him from the moment when
Rosemary spoke of abortion; but it had been a reality without visual shape — something
that happened in the dark and was only important after it had happened. But here was the
actual process taking place. Here was the poor ugly thing, no bigger than a gooseberry,
that he had created by his heedless act. Its future, its continued existence perhaps,
depended on him. Besides, it was a bit of himself — it WAS himself. Dare one dodge such
a responsibility as that?

But what about the alternative? He got up, handed over his books to the disagreeable
young woman, and went out; then, on an impulse, turned back and went into the other
part of the library, where the periodicals were kept. The usual crowd of mangy-looking



people were dozing over the papers. There was one table set apart for women’s papers.
He picked up one of them at random and bore it off to another table.

It was an American paper of the more domestic kind, mainly adverts with a few stories
lurking apologetically among them. And WHAT adverts! Quickly he flicked over the
shiny pages. Lingerie, jewellery, cosmetics, fur coats, silk stockings flicked up and down
like the figures in a child’s peepshow. Page after page, advert after advert. Lipsticks,
undies, tinned food, patent medicines, slimming cures, face-creams. A sort of cross-
section of the money-world. A panorama of ignorance, greed, vulgarity, snobbishness,
whoredom, and disease.

And THAT was the world they wanted him to re-enter. THAT was the business in which
he had a chance of Making Good. He flicked over the pages more slowly. Flick, flick.
Adorable — until she smiles. The food that is shot out of a gun. Do you let foot-fag affect
your personality? Get back that peach-bloom on a Beautyrest Mattress. Only a
PENETRATING face-cream will reach that undersurface dirt. Pink toothbrush is HER
trouble. How to alkalize your stomach almost instantly. Roughage for husky kids. Are
you one of the four out of five? The world-famed Culturequick Scrapbook. Only a
drummer and yet he quoted Dante.

Christ, what muck!

But of course it was an American paper. The Americans always go one better on any
kinds of beastliness, whether it is ice-cream soda, racketeering, or theosophy. He went
over to the women’s table and picked up another paper. An English one this time.
Perhaps the ads in an English paper wouldn’t be quite so bad — a little less brutally
offensive?

He opened the paper. Flick, flick. Britons never shall be slaves!

Flick, flick. Get that waist-line back to nonnal! She SAID ‘Thanks awfully for the lift,’
but she THOUGHT, ‘Poor boy, why doesn’t somebody tell him? ’ How a woman of
thirty-two stole her young man from a girl of twenty. Prompt relief for feeble kidneys.
Silkyseam — the smooth-sliding bathroom tissue. Asthma was choking her! Are YOU



ashamed of your undies? Kiddies clamour for their Breakfast Crisps. Now I’ve a
schoolgirl complexion all over. Hike all day on a slab of Vitamalt!

To be mixed up in THAT! To be in it and of it — part and parcel of it! God, God, God!

Presently he went out. The dreadful thing was that he knew already what he was going to
do. His mind was made up — had been made up for a long time past. When this problem
appeared it had brought its solution with it; all his hesitation had been a kind of make-
believe. He felt as though some force outside himself were pushing him. There was a
telephone booth near by. Rosemary’s hostel was on the phone — she ought to be at home
by now. He went into the booth, feeling in his pocket. Yes, exactly two pennies. He
dropped them into the slot, swung the dial.

A refaned, adenoidal feminine voice answered him: ‘Who’s thyah, please? ’

He pressed Button A. So the die was cast.

‘Is Miss Waterlow in? ’

‘Who’s THYAH, please? ’

‘Say it’s Mr Comstock. She’ll know. Is she at home? ’

‘Ay’ll see. Hold the lane, please. ’

A pause.

‘Hullo! Is that you, Gordon? ’

‘Hullo! Hullo! Is that you, Rosemary? I just wanted to tell you. I’ve thought it over — I’ve
made up my mind. ’

‘Oh! ’ There was another pause. With difficulty mastering her voice, she added: ‘Well,
what did you decide? ’


‘It’s all right. I’ll take the job — if they’ll give it me, that is. ’



‘Oh, Gordon, I’m so glad! You’re not angry with me? You don’t feel I’ve sort of bullied
you into it? ’

‘No, it’s all right. It’s the only thing I can do. I’ve thought everything out. I’ll go up to
the office and see them tomorrow. ’

‘I AM so glad! ’

‘Of course. I’m assuming they’ll give me the job. But I suppose they will, after what old
Erskine said. ’

‘I’m sure they will. But, Gordon, there’s just one thing. You will go there nicely dressed,
won’t you? It might make a lot of difference. ’

‘I know. I’ll have to get my best suit out of pawn. Ravelston will lend me the money. ’

‘Never mind about Ravelston. I’ll lend you the money. I’ve got four pounds put away. I’ll
run out and wire it you before the post-office shuts. I expect you’ll want some new shoes
and a new tie as well. And, oh, Gordon! ’

‘What? ’

‘Wear a hat when you go up to the office, won’t you? It looks better, wearing a hat. ’

‘A hat! God! I haven’t worn a hat for two years. Must I? ’

‘Well — it does look more business-like, doesn’t it? ’

‘Oh, all right. A bowler hat, even, if you think I ought. ’

‘I think a soft hat would do. But get your hair cut, won’t you, there’s a dear? ’

‘Yes, don’t you worry. I’ll be a smart young business man. Well groomed, and all that. ’

‘Thanks ever so, Gordon dear. I must run out and wire that money. Good night and good
luck. ’



‘Good night. ’


He came out of the booth. So that was that. He had torn it now, right enough.

He walked rapidly away. What had he done? Chucked up the sponge! Broken all his
oaths! His long and lonely war had ended in ignominious defeat. Circumcise ye your
foreskins, saith the Lord. He was coming back to the fold, repentant. He seemed to be
walking faster than usual. There was a peculiar sensation, an actual physical sensation, in
his heart, in his limbs, all over him. What was it? Shame, misery, despair?