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Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a post-mortem
examination had been deemed necessary. «Silas,” he resumed,
in that respectful tone which one should always adopt when speak-
ing of capital, “is a man of considerable property; lives on his
interest, and keeps a hoss and shay. He's a great scholar, too,
Silas: takes all the pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular. ”
Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door
opened and a stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep
black, stepped into the room.
«Silas Jaffrey,” said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep
of his arm, picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to
speak. Be acquainted! ”
Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with
unlooked-for cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a
a
head as round and nearly as bald as an orange, and not unlike
an orange in complexion, either; he had twinkling gray eyes and
a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous freckles upon which
were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and trousers. He
reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with its
yellow beak and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker
eating an omelet.
“Silas will take care of you,” said Mr. Sewell, taking down
his hat from a peg behind the door. "I've got the cattle to look
after. Tell him if you want anything. ”
While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down
the narrow bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a
cherry-bough, occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe
of auburn hair which stood up pertly round his head and seemed
to possess a luminous quality of its own.
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«Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners ? Not at
all, my dear sir. I am in the thick of life up here.
So many
interesting things going on all over the world— inventions, dis-
coveries, spirits, railroad disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets,
murderers, musicians, statesmen, distinguished travelers, prodi-
gies of all kinds turning up everywhere. Very few events or
persons escape me. I take six daily city papers, thirteen weekly
journals, all the monthly magazines, and two quarterlies. I
could not get along with less. couldn't if you asked me. I
never feel lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it
were, with thousands and thousands of people ? There's that
young woman out West.
What an entertaining creature she
is! — now in Missouri, now in Indiana, and now in Minnesota,
always on the go, and all the time shedding needles from vari-
ous parts of her body as if she really enjoyed it! Then there's
that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles and saws
thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs
of giving out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that
historical colored woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and
fought at the battle of Bunk — no, it is the old negro man who
fought at Bunker Hill, a mere infant, of course, at that period.
Really, now, it is quite curious to observe how that venerable
female slave — formerly an African princess — is repeatedly dying
in her hundred and eleventh year, and coming to life again
punctually every six months in the small-type paragraphs. Are
you aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no fewer than
two hundred and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored
coachmen have died ? »
For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little
gentleman was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and
fork, and stared at him.
« Then there are the mathematicians! ” he cried vivaciously,
without waiting for a reply. "I take great interest in them.
Hear this! " and Mr. Jaffrey drew a newspaper from a pocket in
the tail of his coat, and read as follows:-" It has been estimated
that if all the candles manufactured by this eminent firm (Stear-
ine & Co. ) were placed end to end, they would reach 2 and 7-8
times around the globe. Of course,” continued Mr. Jaffrey, fold-
ing up the journal reflectively, “abstruse calculations of this
kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate
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(
halting in front of the table, “what with books and papers and
drives about the country, I do not find the days too long,
though I seldom
see any one, except when I
go over to
K- for my mail. Existence may be very full to a man who
stands a little aside from the tumult and watches it with philo-
sophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle than those
who are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with
the crowd, as eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should
have been struggling still. Indeed, I know my life would have
been very different now if I had married Mehetabel — if I had
married Mehetabel. ”
His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his
bright face, his figure seemed to have collapsed, the light
seemed to have faded out of his hair. With a shuffling step,
the very antithesis of his brisk, elastic tread, he turned to the
door and passed into the road.
“Well,” I said to myself, if Greenton had forty thousand
inhabitants, it couldn't turn out a more astonishing old party
than that! ”
II
THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY
A MAN with a passion for bric-à-brac is always stumbling over
antique bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of
Benvenuto Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy Vellum folios
and rare Alduses and Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected
bookstalls; the numismatist has but to stretch forth his palm
to have priceless coins drop into it. My own weakness is odd
people, and I am constantly encountering them. It was plain
that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at
I
Bayley's Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too
brief an opportunity to develop the richness of both, and I
resolved to devote my spare time to Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinct-
ively recognizing in him an unfamiliar species. My professional
work in the vicinity of Greenton left my evenings and occas-
ionally an afternoon unoccupied; these intervals I purposed to
employ in studying and classifying my fellow-boarder.
necessary, as a preliminary step, to learn something of his
previous history, and to this end I addressed myself to Mr.
Sewell that same night.
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“I do not want to seem inquisitive,” I said to the landlord,
as he was fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the
salle à manger and general sitting-room — "I do not want to
seem inquisitive, but your friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark
this morning at breakfast which – which was not altogether
clear to me. "
«About Mehetabel ? ” asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
Yes. ”
“Well, I wish he wouldn't! »
"He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to
hint to me that he had not married the young woman, and
seemed to regret it. ”
“No, he didn't marry Mehetabel. ”
“May I inquire why he didn't marry Mehetabel ? »
“Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times.
Old Elkins's daughter, over at K—, She'd have had him
quick enough. Seven years, off and on, he kept company with
Mehetabel, and then she died. ”
“And he never asked her ? »
“He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he didn't think of it. When
she was dead and gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap-
and that 's all about it. ”
Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything
more, and obviously there was more to tell.
The topic was
plainly disagreeable to him for some reason or other, and that
unknown reason of course piqued my curiosity.
As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not
meet Mr. Jaffrey again until the following morning at break-
fast. He had recovered his bird-like manner, and was full of
a mysterious assassination that had just taken place in New
York, all the thrilling details of which were at his fingers' ends.
It was at once comical and sad to see this harmless old gen-
tleman, with his naïve, benevolent countenance, and his thin
hair flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre,
reveling in the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
«You come up to my room to-night,” he cried, with horrid
glee, and I'll give you my theory of the murder. I'll make it
as clear as day to you that it was the detective himself who
fired the three pistol-shots. ”
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his invitation. Mr. Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the
building, and was in no way noticeable except for the numer-
ous files of newspapers neatly arranged against the blank
spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines which
stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower
at Pisa. There were green paper shades at the windows, some
faded chintz valances about the bed, and two or three easy-
chairs covered with chintz. On a black-walnut shelf between
the windows lay a choice collection of meerschaum and brier-
wood pipes.
Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and an-
other for himself, Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about
the murder, which appeared to have flown out of his mind. In
fact, I do not remember that the topic was even touched upon,
either then or afterwards.
« Cozy nest this,” said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently
over the apartment. “What is more cheerful, now, in the fall
of the year, than an open wood-fire ? Do you hear those little
chirps and twitters coming out of that piece of apple-wood ?
Those are the ghosts of the robins and bluebirds that sang
upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring.
In sum-
mer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees
under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round.
I take it very easy here, I can tell you, summer and winter.
Not much society. Tobias is not, perhaps, what one would
term a great intellectual force, but he means well. He's a
realist - believes in coming down to what he calls the hardpan’;
but his heart is in the right place, and he's very kind to me.
The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out my grain
business over at K- thirteen years ago, and settle down at
the Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does
he want more? Besides, at that time an event occurred which
destroyed any ambition I may have had. Mehetabel died. ”
«The lady you were engaged to ? ”
«N-o, not precisely engaged. I think it was quite under-
stood between us, though nothing had been said on the subject.
Typhoid,” added Mr. Jaffrey, in a low voice.
For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled
look playing over his countenance. Presently this passed away,
and he fixed his gray eyes speculatively upon my face.
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“If I had married Mehetabel,” said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and
then he hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and,
resting my pipe on my knee, dropped into an attitude of
attention. "If I had married Mehetabel, you know, we should
have had -ahem! -- a family. ”
“Very likely,” I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected
turn.
“A Boy! ” exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
“By all means, certainly, a son. ”
«Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family
want him named Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want
him named Andrew Jackson. We compromise by christening
him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey. Rather a long
name for such a short little fellow,” said Mr. Jaffrey, musingly.
Andy isn't a bad nickname,” I suggested.
« Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat
fractious at first-colic and things. I suppose it is right, or it
wouldn't be so; but the usefulness of measles, mumps, croup,
whooping-cough, scarlatina, and fits is not clear to the parental
eye. I wish Andy would be a model infant, and dodge the
whole lot. ”
This suppositious child, born within the last few minutes,
was plainly assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey.
I began to feel a little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a
civil engineer, and it is not strictly in my line to assist at the
births of infants, imaginary or otherwise. I pulled away vigor-
ously at the pipe, and said nothing.
"What large blue eyes he has,” resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after
a pause; “just like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers.
How oddly certain distinctive features are handed down in
families! Sometimes a mouth, sometimes a turn of the eye-
brow. Wicked little boys over at K— have now and then
derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an inter-
esting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the
world, turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this
branch of the family and reappearing in that, now jumping
over one great-grandchild to fasten itself upon another, and
never losing its individuality. Look at Andy. There's Elkanah
Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is probably older than
the Pyramids. Poor little thing,” he cried, with sudden inde-
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come
Jaffrey's head sunk upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted
forward, as if he were actually bending over the cradle of the
child. The whole gesture and attitude was so natural that it
startled me. The pipe slipped from my fingers and fell to the
floor.
“Hush! ” whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion
of his hand. “Andy's asleep! ”
He rose softly from the chair, and walking across the room
on tiptoe, drew down the shade at the window through which
the moonlight was streaming. Then he returned to his seat,
and remained gazing with half-closed eyes into the dropping
embers.
I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wonder-
ing what would
next. But nothing came next. Mr.
Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study that, a quarter of an
hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and withdrew,
I do not think he noticed my departure.
I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my
habit to exclude most things not capable of mathematical
demonstration: but I am not without a certain psychological
insight, and I think I understood Mr. Jaffrey's case. I could
easily understand how a with an unhealthy, sensitive
nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life
away. To such a man – brooding forever on what might have
-
been, and dwelling wholly in the realm of his fancies— the
actual world might indeed become as a dream, and nothing
seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen years of
Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna,
I should probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged
in hoisting false signals and misplacing switches for midnight
express trains.
“No doubt," I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed,
thinking over the matter, “this once possible but now impos-
sible child is a great comfort to the old gentleman, –a greater
comfort, perhaps, than a real son would be. Maybe Andy will
vanish with the shades and mists of night, he's such an unsub-
stantial infant; but if he doesn't, and Mr. Jaffrey finds pleasure
in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old fellow.
It wouldn't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless fancy. "
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((
I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would
stand the test of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew
Jackson Jaffrey was, so to speak, alive and kicking the next
morning On taking his seat at the breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey
whispered to me that Andy had had a comfortable night.
«Silas! ” said Mr. Sewell, sharply, “what are you whispering
about ? »
Mr. Sewell was in an ill humor; perhaps he was jealous
because I had passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but
surely Mr. Sewell could not expect his boarders to go to bed at
eight o'clock every night, as he did. From time to time during
the meal Mr.
Sewell regarded me unkindly out of the corner of
his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he poniarded them
with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not prevent
me from repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when
night came.
"Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how's Andy this evening ? »
“Got a tooth! » cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
“No!
“Yes, he has! Just through. Give the nurse a silver dollar.
Standing reward for first tooth. ”
It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an
infant a day old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected
that Richard III. was born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on
unfamiliar ground, I suppressed my criticism. It was well I
did so, for in the next breath I was advised that half a year
had elapsed since the previous evening.
“Andy's had a hard six months of it,” said Mr. Jaffrey, with
the well-known narrative air of fathers. "We've brought him
up by hand.
His grandfather, by the way, was brought up by
the bottle and brought down by it, too, I added mentally,
»
I ,
recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the old gentleman's tragic
end.
Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's
first six months, omitting no detail however insignificant or
irrelevant. This history I would in turn inflict upon the reader,
if I were only certain that he is one of those dreadful parents
who, under the ægis of friendship, bore you at a street-corner
with that remarkable thing which Freddy said the other day,
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But to inflict this enfantillage upon the unmarried reader
would be an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part
of Andy's biography, and for the same reason make no record
of the next four or five interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey.
It
will be sufficient to state that Andy glided from extreme
infancy to early youth with astonishing celerity — at the rate
of one year per night, if I remember correctly; and — must I
confess it ? — before the week came to an end, this invisible
hobgoblin of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than
to Mr. Jaffrey.
At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a
keen perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I
found that I was talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son
as though he were a veritable personage. Mr. Jaffrey spoke of
the child with such an air of conviction ! as if Andy were
playing among his toys in the next room, or making mud-
pies down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be
observed, the child was never supposed to be present, except
on that single occasion when Mr. Jaffrey leaned over the
cradle. After one of our séances I would lie awake until the
small hours, thinking of the boy, and then fall asleep only to
have indigestible dreams about him. Through the day, and
sometimes in the midst of complicated calculations, I would
catch myself wondering what Andy was up to now! There was
no shaking him off; he became an inseparable nightmare to me;
and I felt that if I remained much longer at Bayley's Four-
Corners I should turn into just such another bald-headed, mild-
eyed visionary as Silas Jaffrey.
Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of
unaccountable noises after dark — rustlings of garments along
unfrequented passages, and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied
chambers overhead. I never knew of an old house without
these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a musty,
dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against
the wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted
in the air like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Some.
times,
«In the dead vast and middle of the night,
I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty
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nights, and I conceived the uncomfortable idea that it was the
thin family ghosts, from the neglected graveyard in the corn-
field, keeping themselves warm by running each other through
the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole place
that made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phan-
tasm like Miss Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less un-
earthly than Mr. Jaffrey himself, and seemed more properly an
inhabitant of this globe than the toothless ogre who kept the
inn, not to mention the silent Witch of Endor that cooked our
meals for us over the bar-room fire.
In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr.
Sewell, who let slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation
of the intimacy, Mr. Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings to-
gether— those long autumnal evenings, through the length of
which he talked about the boy, laying out his path in life and
hedging the path with roses. He should be sent to the High
School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be edu-
cated like a gentleman, Andy.
“When the old man dies,” remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night,
rubbing his hands gleefully, as if it were a great joke, “Andy
will find that the old man has left him a pretty plum. ”
“What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when
he's old enough? ” said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. “He
needn't necessarily go into the army when he graduates; he can
become a civil engineer. ”
This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that
I could accept it without immodesty.
There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's
bureau a small tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in
color, with a slit in the roof, and the word BANK painted on
one façade. Several times in the course of an evening Mr.
Jaffrey would rise from his chair without interrupting the con-
versation, and gravely drop a nickel into the scuttle of the
bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his counte-
nance as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with
which he resumed his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed
the tin bank. It had disappeared, deposits and all, like a real
bank. Evidently there had been a defalcation on rather a large
scale. I strongly suspected that Mr. Sewell was at the bottom
of it, but my suspicion was not shared by Mr. Jaffrey, who,
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"I'm afraid,” he said, “that I have failed to instill into Andrew
those principles of integrity which -- which » and the old gen-
tleman quite broke down.
Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time
past, if the truth must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no incon-
siderable trouble; what with his impishness and his illnesses, the
boy led the pair of us a lively dance. I shall not soon forget
the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the night Andy had the scarlet-fever
- an anxiety which so infected me that I actually returned to
the tavern the following afternoon earlier than usual, dreading
to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly relieved on
meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed in
smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that
I was inquiring into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred
the year before!
It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at
Greenton, that I noticed what was probably not a new trait-
Mr. Jaffrey's curious sensitiveness to atmospherical changes.
was as sensitive as a barometer. The approach of a storm
sent his mercury down instantly. When the weather was fair
he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects were brilliant.
When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew rest-
less and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going
to turn out well.
On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been
fixed for Monday, it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that
night Mr. Jaffrey was in an unusually excitable and unhappy
frame of mind. His mercury was very low indeed.
“That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go,
said Mr. Jaffrey, with a woeful face. "I can't do anything with
him. ”
"He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys.
I would not give a snap for a lad without animal spirits. ”
“But animal spirits,” said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, "shouldn't
saw off the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't
know what Tobias will say when he finds it out. ”
«What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet? ” I
returned, laughing.
« Worse than that. ”
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came
me
«I can't believe that of Andy. ”
“Lied to me, sir,” repeated Mr. Jaffrey, severely. «He
pledged me his word of honor that he would give over his
climbing The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my
spine. This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he
shinned up the lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat
astride the ridge-pole. I saw him, and he denied it!
When a
boy you have caressed and indulged and lavished pocket-money
on lies to you and will climb, then there's nothing more to be
said. He's a lost child. ”
“You take too dark a view of it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and
education are bound to tell in the end, and he has been well
brought up. ”
“But I didn't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If
he is ever going to know how to behave, he ought to know
now. To-morrow he will be eleven years old. ”
The reflection
to that if Andy had not been
brought up by the rod, he had certainly been brought up by
the lightning. He was eleven years old in two weeks!
I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be
the peculiar property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to
tranquillize Mr. Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical
hints on the management of youth.
"Spank him," I suggested at last.
"I will! ” said the old gentleman.
“And you'd better do it at once! I added, as it flashed
upon me that in six months Andy would be a hundred and
forty-three years old ! --an age at which parental discipline
would have to be relaxed.
The next morning, Sunday, the rain came down as if deter-
mined to drive the quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend.
Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt upright at the breakfast-table, looking as
woe-begone as a bust of Dante, and retired to his chamber the
moment the meal was finished. As the day advanced, the wind
veered round to the northeast, and settled itself down to work.
It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to think, what
Mr. Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend
its manners by noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the
storm increased in violence, and as night set in, the wind
whistled in a spiteful falsetto key, and the rain lashed the old
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The windows rattled in the worm-eaten frames, and the doors
of remote rooms, where nobody ever went, slammed to in the
maddest way.
Now and then the tornado, sweeping down the
side of Mount Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and
struck the ancient hostelry point-blank.
Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper.
I knew that he was
expecting me to come to his room as usual, and I turned over
in my mind a dozen plans to evade seeing him that night. The
landlord sat at the opposite side of the chimney-place, with his
eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the effect of this storm
on his other boarder; for at intervals, as the wind hurled itself
against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the windows,
Mr. Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his
gums in a way he had not done since the morning after my
arrival at Greenton. I wondered if he suspected anything about
Andy. There had been odd times during the past week when
I felt convinced that the existence of Miss Mehetabel's son was
no secret to Mr. Sewell.
In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour
later than was his custom. At half-past eight he went to
bed, remarking that he thought the old pile would stand till
morning
He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a
rustling at the door. I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey
standing on the threshold, with his dress in disorder, his scant
hair flying, and the wildest expression on his face.
“He's gone! ” cried Mr. Jaffrey.
«Who? Sewell ? Yes, he just went to bed. ”
“No, not Tobias — the boy! »
« What, run away? ”
“No-- he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the
red chamber and broken his neck! »
Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair,
and disappeared. I followed him through the hall, saw him go
into his own apartment, and heard the bolt of the door drawn
to.
Then I returned to the bar-room, and sat for an hour or
two in the ruddy glow of the fire, brooding over the strange
experience of the last fortnight.
On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaffrey's door, and in
a lull of the storm, the measured respiration within told me
that the old gentleman was sleeping peacefully.


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THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH
Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the
soughing of the wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion.
It had amused me at first with its grotesqueness; but now the
poor little phantom was dead, I was conscious that there had
been something pathetic in it all along. Shortly after mid-
night the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and
fainter, floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulat-
ing, murmurous sound, as if it were turning itself into soft
wings to bear away the spirit of a little child.
Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's
Four-Corners took me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's
radiant countenance the next morning. The morning itself was
not fresher or' sunnier. His round face literally shone with
geniality and happiness. His eyes twinkled like diamonds, and
the magnetic light of his hair was turned on full.
He came
into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped, and
prattled, and caroled, and was sorry I was going away - but
never a word about Andy. However, the boy had probably
been dead several years then!
The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at
the door; Mr. Sewell was placing my case of instruments under
the seat, and Mr. Jaffrey had gone up to his room to get me a
certain newspaper containing an account of a remarkable ship-
wreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the opportunity to
thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express my
regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
“I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey,” I said;
"he is a most interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of
his, that son of Miss Mehetabel's - »
“Yes, I know! ” interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. « Fell off a
step-ladder and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, wasn't
he? Always does, jest at that point. Next week Silas will
begin the whole thing over again, if he can get anybody to
listen to him.
Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject. ”
Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and tapping
himself significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,-
«Room To Let -- Unfurnished !