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And would they have served John Wylie that trick for his yule sermou?
C. Aye, and the prestyterian eal'aleaders too at the Cress at Edinburgh. They would have taken them for Jivvs, (as any body else would) who did this in despite
and contempt of Christ ; of whom the Aleoran speaks very henourabh, and will sufser no such villifying of him,
as we sind practis'd among the unchristian faction
!
5. O. Nay, then, I will be no Turk. What ! punish men
for their opinions in religion !
C. Then they must keep their opinions to themselves.
To blaspheme God orthe king was dsath by the la•u> ori
God- And no christian government O'Jght to sufser Christ our Lord to be ridicuF d or blasphem'd. And even in Scotland, since this revolution, one Mr. Aikinhead wa»
put to death for blasphemy.
O. Thou frights me ! what ! gastooting there to ! We
whigs, who are deists, must have a care how we let the
presbyterians into the saddle ; tho' at present we agree, as to our common destgns against the church and crmvn.
C. You'll be out of the frying-pan into the fire ! they know neither moderation nor toleration.
6. O. Then we'll have a government all of deists, and have no religion at all, Our puss has none.
C. No matter for that, she must counterfeit some or other, and set it up too, and establish it by law. The people will have some religion. You'll never get that ba-
nish'd out of the world.
O. O the fatality of suffering these priests ! they have
rooted religion so deep in the minds of the people, that all our skill cannot get it out! and priests of all religion are
the same, as one of our noble patriots repeated it upon
the occafional bill, in an honouraIble assembly, with a gust 3 of
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of gallantry. We will not be under the jurisdiction of
of any of these priests.
C. You must and shall! while there is religion in
the world, there must be some to administer it ; and these
must have a fewer, and will have an insuence upon the
people, and must before'd to estallish such, and give thtm the authority of the Iqws in being. All the choice that
is left you, is, whether you will have priests of God's ap pointment, who can derive the succession all the way fiom the apostles; or Jeroboam's priests of the meanest of the
people, and consecrate whom you will.
O. Jeroboam's by all means of the two; for they
will not be troubling us with their jure divino and sue
cession.
C. They'll pretend to it as much as any other when
they are once in, as the kirk does now in Scotland, and all our sectaries here. All their commissioKs ate immedi ately from God or by inspiration.
O. That's harder to judge of than succrssjqn. What
shall we do now ? Must we be for ever prieji-tiddin wjfj) these block-heads ?
C. 'Till you have more wit than these bhck-heaa) !
You lay they invented religion, and keep it up in
the world, and force or persuade all governments to esta blish of one sort or other. Why then do not you men
orsense rescue the world and government from under the dominion of these block-beads, whom you so much iff-
fit'
But religion was not the invention ofpriests (as most
certainly was not) then was the institution of Gon,
and consequently so priest-hood for Qod ordained priists both under the law and the gospel. And to throw
oft' these, and take upon our selves to appoint deputies, or vice-gerents for God to stgn and seal his covenants with us, and to kiess in his name to usurp the prerogative the Most High and therefore justly called, the
case of Korah, rebellion against the Lord. would, be the fame in any angel of heaven, he, without God's
express command, should commissionate any to tranjap with
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175 "with men in the name of God. It is a glory which
Christ himself could not assume; and therefore, No nan can take this honour to himself but he that is called cf God, as •was Aaron. Heb. v. 4, 5,6. This was the
sn of feroboam, which Cut him off, and his house from off theface of the earth. I Kin. xiii 33, 34. . But now we
! and a
with our brethren ! This schism in Jeroboam and the Tea
Tribes, as well as their rebellion against the house of Da
vid, brought them from one error to anorher, to Idolatry * at last ; and destroy'd them all in a little time from off the earth that their name is cxtinct ; all the Jews now known
in the world being of two loyal tribes with the Levites,
which adher'd to their priests and to their king.
And it was never yet known but that errors and cor ruptions in doctrine did follow schism in the church and re
beilion in the states. Witness our godly times offorty-one when there were above threescore different sects astd reli
gions amongst us at one time. Accounts of which were then wrote, and we have them still remaining, besides some of the chief of them which have furviv'd ; and others which have revived in the fame foil of late years.
7. O. All this proceeded from want of moderation,
as it plainly made out in The history of non-conformity, lately printed, with a huge long title-page, which I have so often advertis'd at full length in my Observators to sill up room, when I had nothing to fay. There the pre
small
face begins with a history of MPPP ration in several reigns; and what fine things moderation would have
done, if she had been, let alone !
We
The understanding there was betwixt the moderate hi
shops, and the puritans in the reigns of K. James and K. Charles I. And p. 2. The proceedings of the divines at
Westminster, who were all of them (fay we) except eight
or nine conformable ministers.
C. And what did this assembly of divines at Westminster
do ?
Did not make root and branch work with
they episcopacy, liturgy,
churches and all i
This gives us a pretty picture of moderation I and
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shews us that the church cannot be destrcyd but by h<# seif.
And that moderation wi'l stop at nothings not at episcopacy, or any thing s/JÆ ; and can sind some good thing even in the Alcoran!
Moderation
is a than: of zeal, and will leave no
icec. clc of confistency.
8. But we hope better things, and that the clergy be
gin to open their eyes ; for this year they have revived what has been long dis-uid, tho' enjoin'd by lam, to
read the royal proclamation, appointed to be read in their churches, in time of divine service, on the Lord's Dry immediately before each 30th of January ; which was
accordingly
done in the churches of London, Westminster,
and the parishes adjacent, on the Lord's Dry, the 28th of
last December. Wherein the mob principles ofgovernment
are torn up by the roots. And it is declared from our
laves and arts of parliament, STliat till tlje UiiDOUbtCO
fundamental im? of tins' hinabom nritiiec tlje rcetf of tlje realm 1102 t! je commons, nn: tlje people, noi
botij toactlier 115 parliament, no: tlje people collet' ti'oeln 02 repjesentatibeln, noj any otljer persons totjst* foeber, eber had, jjatfj 02 oujjht to Iiabe ann roerclM
jpoteec ober tlie persons of tlje Fungs' of tlii. ^ realm. Here's a few hung about the neck of my puss with a
witness! which thou vapour'd'st none durst attempt, in thy Observator of the 3d Instant. N° 84.
From z§at. Feb. 1 o, to &at. Feb. 17, 170s. N°2Q.
Of the dissenters observation of the yyth of January. the nature of their fasts.
WT7HERE wast thou, master, last 30th ofJa-
nuetryf ! it was our lefiurt- O. 1 observed it most religioufly
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day at Salters-Hall, which thou know'st may pass for
our observance of the day! and then I went to our CAlVES-
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IcK^yjEs-HEADj-efrf^'ment in Southmoark, where we sung antbcmsl and drank suitable healths, as to the pious me mory of that noble Britain who struck the stroke, and
off the head of that anti-christian tyrant, See. Of w hich
I am told complaint has been made ; and it may prove a second trial of the Observator ! For since I am come ost j we now sear none of these things !
C. But do'sn't the law require your conventicles to be shut up that day, as well as the stops ? where they sell not half such sophisticated ware, and by such false lights.
0. And we observe the one as well as the other, Do'st
think we would put off one of our lecture-days for your
madding- day ? in obedience to your episcopal, tory-rory,. tantivy acts of parliament.
C. But if not in obedience, yet methinks, in complai sance tathe queen, it being in memory of her royal grand
'father !
0. We never compliment away our rights. We know *>
what use is made of precedents.
T'other year her majesty was pleased to send her letter
to the lord mayor desiring the stops to be shut up on Good-
Friday, and the day observ'd as it ought to be. His lord ship accordingly sent his officers about to see the stops shot up. But they coming to one of our friends, he refused to do it (as we generally all did) and the officers threat,
ning to /hut it up for him, he stood upon his pantostles, and bade them do it at their peril, for the queer, did but defire which left him at his liberty to grant or re
fuse! What - do'st think that we who stand out bluffi against the laws, will be wheedledby their petitioning!
We keep the 30th of January as we do Good-F>iday, infeasting and gratifying our carcasses, not way of sensuality, but only in spite, because these are no days for
vs
Then, by the fame spirit os contradiction, you
ought to sast at Christmas, and all the rest of our festi vals.
0. What should we get by that hungry bellies No, Re thank you, you shall never cateh us at that we re- nounce
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Bounce fasting, mortification, and keeping under the be efy, as rank popery. If these be not popery, there is not a word of sense in all we have faid against the church of England. We neverfast, but when we are really grienid at the heart, as when the church or the croiim gains any ad•vantage over us ; or, when we have some defign in
hand against them ; as now we are fasting and pfaying like mad in Scotland, for the extirpation of popetye and all tendency thereto, as the order of the general assembly words which the Pest-Man, N. 340 has given us at full length. And this tendency thereto, they sufficiently explained to be prelacy, which they call rag of the whore of Babylon and have vovsd their fo« and for tunes to extirpate prelacy by in the afw afftciatms of both their provincial synods, which are likewise print and tho' prelacy abolistsd there by /aou, yet we are now fasting for something else, that is, to stir up our
people, (whom fasting irritates beyond any thing, be ing little used to to make use pf their power, whik in their hands, toseize and disarm all that they suspect
are not well-affected, &c. as in, the overtures thou hast rehears'd, N. 26. to make root and branch work with them, that they never rise up any more to turn us out as they did before and to do the fame in England, when we their good brethren here shall help them and theii covenant hither, as we did before. For these things we fast, and you will sind none other fasts among us, from forty to sixty, nor fince therefore the cavaliers us'd to be terribly afraid of our fasts, they were sure then there was some mischies brewing! was like hanging
out the bloody flag. These are occasional fasts, for
valuable confideration, to do bustnifs, to inspirit OVK gion, and intimidate our foes. For the fame reason we
had festivals and thanksgivings too, occasionally,
when we obtain'd for your christian
anniversary too, as alhoi\
victory over the king, or so. But feasts and fasts — and to make them never to beforgotten, that our SOUlS
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C Why? you geneially keep the 5th of Nowmlir, and that is an anniversary.
O. O ! that is for bufiness too ; it is against the pa-
But the joth of January is kept with us like the second commandment with them, as much out of sight as
we can. It brings our fins (we daily practice ) to remem brance, which must be ungrateful, while we resolve not to amend, I'd rather junket with you at Christmas, than
fast with you on the 30th of January.
C. If you come to me at Christmas, I'll make you fast
out ofspite.
O. No, I'll eat out ot spite, and fast too, that eat
fishes.
sast, and drink fast, to destroy your mined pyes, and) plumb-porrage, and guzzle your o/a' a/? , that these super stitious things may be dispatch'd quickly out of the way
and then I'll entertain you with a. yule sermon. with, C. Thou shalt break thy neck as soon as thy fast
me, at that rate. We ought not to receive such into our houses, nor to bid them God speed, lest we be partakers of their evil deeds. Thou did'st not sall last 30th of Janu ary, I'll warrant thee. Wast thou at church that day
O. As told thee, happen'd this year upon Tues day, which leEiure-day wkh us at Salters-Hall.
C. How did you perform there Did you take any no tice of the day?
O. Yes, we did, and fung the 23d and 24th •verses of
the
psalm, which are these
This was the mighty work God> This was the Lord' own fact
And it wondrous to behold With eyes that noh'e act.
This thejoyful day inked,
Which God himself has wrought Let us be glad andjoy therein,
In heart, in mind, and thought.
C O devils devils incarnate
O. What! for repeating the words of holy scripture? '
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C. The devil, whose children ye are, tempted oui blcsscd Lord, what a text ofscripture every time.
The applying of holy scripture to evil purposes, aggra vates the wickedness even to blasphemy ! for which reason this your rejoicing at Salters-Hall, in what you call di vine service, exceeds, by far, the openly prophane and rebellious songs of your calves-he ad-feasts, which yon
call anthems, in ridicule of all things sacred.
And as if calves-head and Salters-Hall were not suffi cient indications of your godly intentions, we have an other instance of a dissenter, living not far from Bartho
who on the 30th of January last 1704, did crect a calf's-head upon a publick place over his shop er HOUSE, to the view of a promiscuous crowd of neighbour! who are ready to make oath of the fame.
O. This you have in one of our precious papers, call'd truth and honesty, printed on the back of the London Poft, N. 10*2. (seehow long we have reign d! ) But there are several excuses set down there on behalf of the dissenters, which thou should'st answer when you repeat the objec
tion.
C. Let's hear them.
O. He was one call'd a dissenter-
C.
Was he not a dissenter ?
O. Yes, but he was called so !
C. Well, go on to the next.
O. He has brought a publick nssront and reproach vpor.
the dissenters in. general, who abhor and condemn all
such barbarous proceedings.
C. Why then do not they excommunicate him ? for the
taw takes hold of no excommunications, but those of the church of England. All the rest are sree, and not cogni zable by any secular courts. What fign or mark of dis
pleasure have they put upon him for this barbarous proceed ing? Or have they oblig'd him to a recantation, and as
publick a corfission of his fault, as the scandal was note- r. cus ?
O. It is not the way of the dissenters to punish any fifll which they don't dij-likc, or which does them no harm ;
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and this shews their moderation ! as their seeming to dis own it to others shews their prudence !
But I go on : He fays in the next place, that he (that
disinter who set up the calfs-head) hath been heard to
justify the proceedings of forty-one to such a degree, that good manners hath forsook him, and deliver 'd him over t»
the language of the beast.
C. This is an exact description of my master Nobbs ;
his de-collation and de-truncation of K. Charles I. And
sending his son, like Cain, a vagabond and fugitive on the eaith ; and triumphing over them in faying, They viotid have done sooner, they cou'd. And justifying all those who had any hand in either of their tragedies as tliou dost in thy Observator, Vol. II. N. 89.
And upon the head of maintaining the principles of forty-one, what one single person of all the iohigs and disinters can be exceyted What one of them does not iustify the forty-one principle ofpower in the people, evert-
to coerce their kings was this this which cut off
the principle which possess'd them, that was the original and formal executioner. And whoever hold the fame principle must be ready for the fame •work again,
they will be true to themselves. They cannot fay, that K. Charles did suffer unjustly, because he deny'd' the jurisdiction of the court, and resus'd to plead. He wou'd not own the sovereign authority of the people which was the highest treason, the principles of forty- vie be true and he deserv'd to die, like criminal that stands mute, whether he was guilty of the particular facts eharg'd upon him, or not. And whoever hold these
principles are calves-head men, whether they go to their stasis, or not. And with whatever good manners they ex- pieis themselves, and not in the language of the beast
as thou, my dirty master uses to do, to the scandal «ven of thy own scandalous party
0. But he has another . excuse: That the calfs-head was
ifri
the king's head.
struck with ptnverd him
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was his mum , and might he not do what he pleases with, his own ?
C. It his own calfs-head had been set up on the top of his house, instead of the more innocent beast, whose head he plac'd there, it wou'd have been of better in-
firutiion
to his neighbourhood, than the emblem he set
UPO. Thou'rt for persecution.
C. Is stealing a horse, or robhing on the high- •way i
To ,
crime equal to this ? trample upon Majesty tiAHs-
sol•ve the whole foundation of government throughout the worId ! To affront our /aoe-s while they stand iB
sarce ; and to propagate such principles as make
for us to have any peace or settlement to the «iiof
the wet Id! And while all the rest of the nation are hum bling themselves before God, in fasting and prayer, to deprecate the . /fo of these miscreants, as the proclamation read in our churches (of which told thee in my last)
justly calls them {hat they themselves shou'd be ridi culing our clxerity for them, and re-a8ing the fame most horrid wickedness, for which we mourn, in circumftanca which exceed, after long time past, even the dismal tragedy of the day and provoking God to send still moie •vengeance upon the nation, for that £/W which thus daily shed over again, and will not sufser his indignation to sleep? This piacular fin, for which the nation. and our posterity are answerable, till they punifi as deserves. And next to the shedding of that roya/ and innocent blood, the pardoning of the greatest ww,
A»d this be persecution, to us and to our chil dren, from whom, his blood cannot othewise be «- nurvd.
We feel to this day all that has befalfn us fince, and what we have still in pvosfect-, being the csnuin essects, and natural product' of that bittbr not
ponuer in the staple* We may fay of this, as the
did
or suffering these cursd as well as senseless
to live (as far as in our power) which, as faid befoie* were the executioner.
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did of the golden-cals, that there was a grain of it in all
their asm judgments.
What a mocJting of God is to pray that the guilt of
that blood may be taken off from us, while we hug the principle that and take those into our bosom, who promote that fame principle, and glory in
There something in this, exceeds even the horror
ihecalves-bead-feafis
He that owns that principle iV/a/f and he that
dares not disown Judas. And he who thinks /•u-isf of it, and can believe proof against contradiction and denies the authority of £a/y> scripture!
From&at. Feb. 17, to &at. Feb. 24, 170s. N° 30.
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their pastors. and what
4. Of the right the people to elect And their kings. Wherein 0/liberty,
meant
in the present election
(i. ) dun. %HIS
sons Belial. Exemplify St. Michael's Cornhil.
St. Matthias's day, wherein we That the church may be prefers
srom false ape les, and guided faithful and true pas tors.
0. Ay That's against us. We know your mean ing.
Guilty conscience
0. Pr'ythee, let's alone with your saints. We call
none suints but ourselves we caren't for sip- load of your old out of fashion saints. They were nothing like ours! Let you, and the church of Rome canonize whom you will.
The church of England canonizes none, nor keeps the memorials of any, but who are recorded for
faints in holy scripture whom you desire to ft. 'get, be cause
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cause their doctrine and practice was so contrary to YOUrS.
(2. ) But, tell me, is not putting a man in heaven, a
canonizing of him ?
O. It is something like it. If we cannot take him
out again !
C. You can do both! and you have don it ! For your
Baxter (who bragg'd, that he had spent gallons of his blood sighting against the king) in his Saints everlasting rest, Edit. 1649, p. 82, 83. has transated those of the regicides, and other rebels, who were then dead, straight into heaven ; and names several of them, as Brook, and Pirn, and Hams den, and White, who was one of the re gicides, &c. and Tvuifs, wh© was moderator of their as sembly os divines, and so forth. And describes heaven
in the firm of a parliament and calls it parliamentum be- atum. And we must suppose, that he meant it in that form of a parliament they had then, that is, without a
king ; wliich minds me of the note in one of their ser mons, wherein they found faJult with our translation of the Bible (as made by bishops for that it was full of the kingdom of God, and the kingdem of God over and over again, every where ; but there was not a word of the
parliament of God ; which they hop'd to sind in the ori ginal.
But to go on with our story. Baxter having cetnmhci these, did again rivet and consirm his grant to them in the next edition of that book in 1652, Parti, p. 99, and
101 .
And yet, after all this, he took them out of heaven
again, or dropt them, for they were lest out in the new editions of this boat after the restoration 1660. He was THEN rshamd of his faints, or afraid to own them, and left them to iff for themselves lest he might have been sent to bear them company which, for all his as
surance, he had no mind to.
(3. ) But must speak word to one of the saints
here nam'd, that is, the Lord Brook, as to the manner of his tranflation, which you will sind in the Lord Clartn- don\
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He was for the parliament against the king ; and we mult suppose, trusted for his reward to Baxter s par liament of heaven not from the king of it, against whom hefought. He besieg'd some cavaliers, who held out the church of Lichfield, and the close about for the king. And on the second of March (which St. Chad's
day, the bishop who built that church, and after whose name was call'd) my Lord Brook sitting in his chamber the town, out of all danger, as cou'd be suppos'd,
and exercising his talent of praying publickly, tho' his chrplains were present for the close or pale of the church was then broken down, and all men and women acted
the /;-/,y? , and took heaven, literally, violence) he pray'd, That the cause he was in, were not right and
iust, he might presently cut off. And as presently he was shot into the eye with diet from the close, shot cemmon sldier, and instantly dy'd. Tho' he was at that distance, and thought himself in little danger from the close, that he fat with his windows open. Whence Mr. Baxter sent him to that heaven, govern'd
parliament
O. Your St. Schad nick'd our St. Brook at Lichfield,
and desended his church. If the like had happen'd on
odr side, we shou'd have wrote volumes of it. Tho'
we hate superstition
(4. ) But for your St. Matthias, whom you celebrate
this day, he's of our side. His election the chief ar gument we have for the right ofthe people to choose their own pastors. For, as Acts'\. 15. there were 120
lay-men who elected him.
C. How do you know they were lay-men The apo
stles were of the number, and were not yet separated. For was before the descent of the Holy Ghost at Pente • r^. And you know there were 70 ordain'd in lower (•/«/} of clergy from the apostles, by our Saviour himself. And we cannot tell but more might have been ordain'd afterwards by himself, or the apostles, after his resurrec
tion. So that the whole 20 might have been clergy, for oi'iiht we know. i>ut
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But suppose they had been all lay-men, except the
How does it appear, that any but the apofikr did choose f It is faid, w. 23. And they appointed tux.
apostles.
i It might have been the apostles, or all the rest. Here is nothing of certainty in all
Who were these they
this.
And at last the thing was determin'd by lat, which
was then a miraculous decision.
And, after all, this choofing, if it was in the body of
the diftiphs at large, might be no more than recommend ing to the apostles ; like that of the deacons, Acts vi. 3. Look ye cut that is, sind out sit persons to recommend tp us } whom we will approve, or not, as we think lit. Any body may recommend, there's no authority in
that. But to constitute or ordain, that is the authority. O. Ifthere is no certainty, then •we are upon as good a lay as you. Then we know not, whether the eleSia
was in tie people, or the 1 pestles. «
C. No. Therefore •u* are sure of our side, that it was
in the apostles.
O. How prove you that ?
C. Will you grant me, that all commissions are
O. What mean you by that ?
C. That is, that all are excluded, who are not n«»V
in the commission. For example, if I have a cemmissim for a of /6er£, can any other pretend tp be captain
but myself?
Q. No certainly. For else there cou'd be no ctmmf-
Jion whatever certain.
C- I suppose you will not dispute with s>e the cam-
mission which Chiist gave to his apostles, As my father Jent me, Istndycu, £sV. that is, with the fame commission. To
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govern his church. Therefore all others are excluded, but who derive their authority from the apostles.
This is an essirntial part pf the tssice of a governor, tp snake choice pf those whom he entrusts under hin>. How
else can he be anstweratle for their mistcari iages 't
Thus St. Paul instructs Jimethj, whom he conliituttd
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bishop pf Epbesus, That he should commit what he had
men, who shall able to teach others And fays, that otherwise he par
Tjra. v. 22.
Therefore if the people, or any others, pretend to the
authority of electing the governors and pastors of the church, they must shew such authority committed unto them God.
C. Aye, and the prestyterian eal'aleaders too at the Cress at Edinburgh. They would have taken them for Jivvs, (as any body else would) who did this in despite
and contempt of Christ ; of whom the Aleoran speaks very henourabh, and will sufser no such villifying of him,
as we sind practis'd among the unchristian faction
!
5. O. Nay, then, I will be no Turk. What ! punish men
for their opinions in religion !
C. Then they must keep their opinions to themselves.
To blaspheme God orthe king was dsath by the la•u> ori
God- And no christian government O'Jght to sufser Christ our Lord to be ridicuF d or blasphem'd. And even in Scotland, since this revolution, one Mr. Aikinhead wa»
put to death for blasphemy.
O. Thou frights me ! what ! gastooting there to ! We
whigs, who are deists, must have a care how we let the
presbyterians into the saddle ; tho' at present we agree, as to our common destgns against the church and crmvn.
C. You'll be out of the frying-pan into the fire ! they know neither moderation nor toleration.
6. O. Then we'll have a government all of deists, and have no religion at all, Our puss has none.
C. No matter for that, she must counterfeit some or other, and set it up too, and establish it by law. The people will have some religion. You'll never get that ba-
nish'd out of the world.
O. O the fatality of suffering these priests ! they have
rooted religion so deep in the minds of the people, that all our skill cannot get it out! and priests of all religion are
the same, as one of our noble patriots repeated it upon
the occafional bill, in an honouraIble assembly, with a gust 3 of
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of gallantry. We will not be under the jurisdiction of
of any of these priests.
C. You must and shall! while there is religion in
the world, there must be some to administer it ; and these
must have a fewer, and will have an insuence upon the
people, and must before'd to estallish such, and give thtm the authority of the Iqws in being. All the choice that
is left you, is, whether you will have priests of God's ap pointment, who can derive the succession all the way fiom the apostles; or Jeroboam's priests of the meanest of the
people, and consecrate whom you will.
O. Jeroboam's by all means of the two; for they
will not be troubling us with their jure divino and sue
cession.
C. They'll pretend to it as much as any other when
they are once in, as the kirk does now in Scotland, and all our sectaries here. All their commissioKs ate immedi ately from God or by inspiration.
O. That's harder to judge of than succrssjqn. What
shall we do now ? Must we be for ever prieji-tiddin wjfj) these block-heads ?
C. 'Till you have more wit than these bhck-heaa) !
You lay they invented religion, and keep it up in
the world, and force or persuade all governments to esta blish of one sort or other. Why then do not you men
orsense rescue the world and government from under the dominion of these block-beads, whom you so much iff-
fit'
But religion was not the invention ofpriests (as most
certainly was not) then was the institution of Gon,
and consequently so priest-hood for Qod ordained priists both under the law and the gospel. And to throw
oft' these, and take upon our selves to appoint deputies, or vice-gerents for God to stgn and seal his covenants with us, and to kiess in his name to usurp the prerogative the Most High and therefore justly called, the
case of Korah, rebellion against the Lord. would, be the fame in any angel of heaven, he, without God's
express command, should commissionate any to tranjap with
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175 "with men in the name of God. It is a glory which
Christ himself could not assume; and therefore, No nan can take this honour to himself but he that is called cf God, as •was Aaron. Heb. v. 4, 5,6. This was the
sn of feroboam, which Cut him off, and his house from off theface of the earth. I Kin. xiii 33, 34. . But now we
! and a
with our brethren ! This schism in Jeroboam and the Tea
Tribes, as well as their rebellion against the house of Da
vid, brought them from one error to anorher, to Idolatry * at last ; and destroy'd them all in a little time from off the earth that their name is cxtinct ; all the Jews now known
in the world being of two loyal tribes with the Levites,
which adher'd to their priests and to their king.
And it was never yet known but that errors and cor ruptions in doctrine did follow schism in the church and re
beilion in the states. Witness our godly times offorty-one when there were above threescore different sects astd reli
gions amongst us at one time. Accounts of which were then wrote, and we have them still remaining, besides some of the chief of them which have furviv'd ; and others which have revived in the fame foil of late years.
7. O. All this proceeded from want of moderation,
as it plainly made out in The history of non-conformity, lately printed, with a huge long title-page, which I have so often advertis'd at full length in my Observators to sill up room, when I had nothing to fay. There the pre
small
face begins with a history of MPPP ration in several reigns; and what fine things moderation would have
done, if she had been, let alone !
We
The understanding there was betwixt the moderate hi
shops, and the puritans in the reigns of K. James and K. Charles I. And p. 2. The proceedings of the divines at
Westminster, who were all of them (fay we) except eight
or nine conformable ministers.
C. And what did this assembly of divines at Westminster
do ?
Did not make root and branch work with
they episcopacy, liturgy,
churches and all i
This gives us a pretty picture of moderation I and
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shews us that the church cannot be destrcyd but by h<# seif.
And that moderation wi'l stop at nothings not at episcopacy, or any thing s/JÆ ; and can sind some good thing even in the Alcoran!
Moderation
is a than: of zeal, and will leave no
icec. clc of confistency.
8. But we hope better things, and that the clergy be
gin to open their eyes ; for this year they have revived what has been long dis-uid, tho' enjoin'd by lam, to
read the royal proclamation, appointed to be read in their churches, in time of divine service, on the Lord's Dry immediately before each 30th of January ; which was
accordingly
done in the churches of London, Westminster,
and the parishes adjacent, on the Lord's Dry, the 28th of
last December. Wherein the mob principles ofgovernment
are torn up by the roots. And it is declared from our
laves and arts of parliament, STliat till tlje UiiDOUbtCO
fundamental im? of tins' hinabom nritiiec tlje rcetf of tlje realm 1102 t! je commons, nn: tlje people, noi
botij toactlier 115 parliament, no: tlje people collet' ti'oeln 02 repjesentatibeln, noj any otljer persons totjst* foeber, eber had, jjatfj 02 oujjht to Iiabe ann roerclM
jpoteec ober tlie persons of tlje Fungs' of tlii. ^ realm. Here's a few hung about the neck of my puss with a
witness! which thou vapour'd'st none durst attempt, in thy Observator of the 3d Instant. N° 84.
From z§at. Feb. 1 o, to &at. Feb. 17, 170s. N°2Q.
Of the dissenters observation of the yyth of January. the nature of their fasts.
WT7HERE wast thou, master, last 30th ofJa-
nuetryf ! it was our lefiurt- O. 1 observed it most religioufly
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day at Salters-Hall, which thou know'st may pass for
our observance of the day! and then I went to our CAlVES-
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IcK^yjEs-HEADj-efrf^'ment in Southmoark, where we sung antbcmsl and drank suitable healths, as to the pious me mory of that noble Britain who struck the stroke, and
off the head of that anti-christian tyrant, See. Of w hich
I am told complaint has been made ; and it may prove a second trial of the Observator ! For since I am come ost j we now sear none of these things !
C. But do'sn't the law require your conventicles to be shut up that day, as well as the stops ? where they sell not half such sophisticated ware, and by such false lights.
0. And we observe the one as well as the other, Do'st
think we would put off one of our lecture-days for your
madding- day ? in obedience to your episcopal, tory-rory,. tantivy acts of parliament.
C. But if not in obedience, yet methinks, in complai sance tathe queen, it being in memory of her royal grand
'father !
0. We never compliment away our rights. We know *>
what use is made of precedents.
T'other year her majesty was pleased to send her letter
to the lord mayor desiring the stops to be shut up on Good-
Friday, and the day observ'd as it ought to be. His lord ship accordingly sent his officers about to see the stops shot up. But they coming to one of our friends, he refused to do it (as we generally all did) and the officers threat,
ning to /hut it up for him, he stood upon his pantostles, and bade them do it at their peril, for the queer, did but defire which left him at his liberty to grant or re
fuse! What - do'st think that we who stand out bluffi against the laws, will be wheedledby their petitioning!
We keep the 30th of January as we do Good-F>iday, infeasting and gratifying our carcasses, not way of sensuality, but only in spite, because these are no days for
vs
Then, by the fame spirit os contradiction, you
ought to sast at Christmas, and all the rest of our festi vals.
0. What should we get by that hungry bellies No, Re thank you, you shall never cateh us at that we re- nounce
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Bounce fasting, mortification, and keeping under the be efy, as rank popery. If these be not popery, there is not a word of sense in all we have faid against the church of England. We neverfast, but when we are really grienid at the heart, as when the church or the croiim gains any ad•vantage over us ; or, when we have some defign in
hand against them ; as now we are fasting and pfaying like mad in Scotland, for the extirpation of popetye and all tendency thereto, as the order of the general assembly words which the Pest-Man, N. 340 has given us at full length. And this tendency thereto, they sufficiently explained to be prelacy, which they call rag of the whore of Babylon and have vovsd their fo« and for tunes to extirpate prelacy by in the afw afftciatms of both their provincial synods, which are likewise print and tho' prelacy abolistsd there by /aou, yet we are now fasting for something else, that is, to stir up our
people, (whom fasting irritates beyond any thing, be ing little used to to make use pf their power, whik in their hands, toseize and disarm all that they suspect
are not well-affected, &c. as in, the overtures thou hast rehears'd, N. 26. to make root and branch work with them, that they never rise up any more to turn us out as they did before and to do the fame in England, when we their good brethren here shall help them and theii covenant hither, as we did before. For these things we fast, and you will sind none other fasts among us, from forty to sixty, nor fince therefore the cavaliers us'd to be terribly afraid of our fasts, they were sure then there was some mischies brewing! was like hanging
out the bloody flag. These are occasional fasts, for
valuable confideration, to do bustnifs, to inspirit OVK gion, and intimidate our foes. For the fame reason we
had festivals and thanksgivings too, occasionally,
when we obtain'd for your christian
anniversary too, as alhoi\
victory over the king, or so. But feasts and fasts — and to make them never to beforgotten, that our SOUlS
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O. O ! that is for bufiness too ; it is against the pa-
But the joth of January is kept with us like the second commandment with them, as much out of sight as
we can. It brings our fins (we daily practice ) to remem brance, which must be ungrateful, while we resolve not to amend, I'd rather junket with you at Christmas, than
fast with you on the 30th of January.
C. If you come to me at Christmas, I'll make you fast
out ofspite.
O. No, I'll eat out ot spite, and fast too, that eat
fishes.
sast, and drink fast, to destroy your mined pyes, and) plumb-porrage, and guzzle your o/a' a/? , that these super stitious things may be dispatch'd quickly out of the way
and then I'll entertain you with a. yule sermon. with, C. Thou shalt break thy neck as soon as thy fast
me, at that rate. We ought not to receive such into our houses, nor to bid them God speed, lest we be partakers of their evil deeds. Thou did'st not sall last 30th of Janu ary, I'll warrant thee. Wast thou at church that day
O. As told thee, happen'd this year upon Tues day, which leEiure-day wkh us at Salters-Hall.
C. How did you perform there Did you take any no tice of the day?
O. Yes, we did, and fung the 23d and 24th •verses of
the
psalm, which are these
This was the mighty work God> This was the Lord' own fact
And it wondrous to behold With eyes that noh'e act.
This thejoyful day inked,
Which God himself has wrought Let us be glad andjoy therein,
In heart, in mind, and thought.
C O devils devils incarnate
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C. The devil, whose children ye are, tempted oui blcsscd Lord, what a text ofscripture every time.
The applying of holy scripture to evil purposes, aggra vates the wickedness even to blasphemy ! for which reason this your rejoicing at Salters-Hall, in what you call di vine service, exceeds, by far, the openly prophane and rebellious songs of your calves-he ad-feasts, which yon
call anthems, in ridicule of all things sacred.
And as if calves-head and Salters-Hall were not suffi cient indications of your godly intentions, we have an other instance of a dissenter, living not far from Bartho
who on the 30th of January last 1704, did crect a calf's-head upon a publick place over his shop er HOUSE, to the view of a promiscuous crowd of neighbour! who are ready to make oath of the fame.
O. This you have in one of our precious papers, call'd truth and honesty, printed on the back of the London Poft, N. 10*2. (seehow long we have reign d! ) But there are several excuses set down there on behalf of the dissenters, which thou should'st answer when you repeat the objec
tion.
C. Let's hear them.
O. He was one call'd a dissenter-
C.
Was he not a dissenter ?
O. Yes, but he was called so !
C. Well, go on to the next.
O. He has brought a publick nssront and reproach vpor.
the dissenters in. general, who abhor and condemn all
such barbarous proceedings.
C. Why then do not they excommunicate him ? for the
taw takes hold of no excommunications, but those of the church of England. All the rest are sree, and not cogni zable by any secular courts. What fign or mark of dis
pleasure have they put upon him for this barbarous proceed ing? Or have they oblig'd him to a recantation, and as
publick a corfission of his fault, as the scandal was note- r. cus ?
O. It is not the way of the dissenters to punish any fifll which they don't dij-likc, or which does them no harm ;
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and this shews their moderation ! as their seeming to dis own it to others shews their prudence !
But I go on : He fays in the next place, that he (that
disinter who set up the calfs-head) hath been heard to
justify the proceedings of forty-one to such a degree, that good manners hath forsook him, and deliver 'd him over t»
the language of the beast.
C. This is an exact description of my master Nobbs ;
his de-collation and de-truncation of K. Charles I. And
sending his son, like Cain, a vagabond and fugitive on the eaith ; and triumphing over them in faying, They viotid have done sooner, they cou'd. And justifying all those who had any hand in either of their tragedies as tliou dost in thy Observator, Vol. II. N. 89.
And upon the head of maintaining the principles of forty-one, what one single person of all the iohigs and disinters can be exceyted What one of them does not iustify the forty-one principle ofpower in the people, evert-
to coerce their kings was this this which cut off
the principle which possess'd them, that was the original and formal executioner. And whoever hold the fame principle must be ready for the fame •work again,
they will be true to themselves. They cannot fay, that K. Charles did suffer unjustly, because he deny'd' the jurisdiction of the court, and resus'd to plead. He wou'd not own the sovereign authority of the people which was the highest treason, the principles of forty- vie be true and he deserv'd to die, like criminal that stands mute, whether he was guilty of the particular facts eharg'd upon him, or not. And whoever hold these
principles are calves-head men, whether they go to their stasis, or not. And with whatever good manners they ex- pieis themselves, and not in the language of the beast
as thou, my dirty master uses to do, to the scandal «ven of thy own scandalous party
0. But he has another . excuse: That the calfs-head was
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the king's head.
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was his mum , and might he not do what he pleases with, his own ?
C. It his own calfs-head had been set up on the top of his house, instead of the more innocent beast, whose head he plac'd there, it wou'd have been of better in-
firutiion
to his neighbourhood, than the emblem he set
UPO. Thou'rt for persecution.
C. Is stealing a horse, or robhing on the high- •way i
To ,
crime equal to this ? trample upon Majesty tiAHs-
sol•ve the whole foundation of government throughout the worId ! To affront our /aoe-s while they stand iB
sarce ; and to propagate such principles as make
for us to have any peace or settlement to the «iiof
the wet Id! And while all the rest of the nation are hum bling themselves before God, in fasting and prayer, to deprecate the . /fo of these miscreants, as the proclamation read in our churches (of which told thee in my last)
justly calls them {hat they themselves shou'd be ridi culing our clxerity for them, and re-a8ing the fame most horrid wickedness, for which we mourn, in circumftanca which exceed, after long time past, even the dismal tragedy of the day and provoking God to send still moie •vengeance upon the nation, for that £/W which thus daily shed over again, and will not sufser his indignation to sleep? This piacular fin, for which the nation. and our posterity are answerable, till they punifi as deserves. And next to the shedding of that roya/ and innocent blood, the pardoning of the greatest ww,
A»d this be persecution, to us and to our chil dren, from whom, his blood cannot othewise be «- nurvd.
We feel to this day all that has befalfn us fince, and what we have still in pvosfect-, being the csnuin essects, and natural product' of that bittbr not
ponuer in the staple* We may fay of this, as the
did
or suffering these cursd as well as senseless
to live (as far as in our power) which, as faid befoie* were the executioner.
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did of the golden-cals, that there was a grain of it in all
their asm judgments.
What a mocJting of God is to pray that the guilt of
that blood may be taken off from us, while we hug the principle that and take those into our bosom, who promote that fame principle, and glory in
There something in this, exceeds even the horror
ihecalves-bead-feafis
He that owns that principle iV/a/f and he that
dares not disown Judas. And he who thinks /•u-isf of it, and can believe proof against contradiction and denies the authority of £a/y> scripture!
From&at. Feb. 17, to &at. Feb. 24, 170s. N° 30.
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their pastors. and what
4. Of the right the people to elect And their kings. Wherein 0/liberty,
meant
in the present election
(i. ) dun. %HIS
sons Belial. Exemplify St. Michael's Cornhil.
St. Matthias's day, wherein we That the church may be prefers
srom false ape les, and guided faithful and true pas tors.
0. Ay That's against us. We know your mean ing.
Guilty conscience
0. Pr'ythee, let's alone with your saints. We call
none suints but ourselves we caren't for sip- load of your old out of fashion saints. They were nothing like ours! Let you, and the church of Rome canonize whom you will.
The church of England canonizes none, nor keeps the memorials of any, but who are recorded for
faints in holy scripture whom you desire to ft. 'get, be cause
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cause their doctrine and practice was so contrary to YOUrS.
(2. ) But, tell me, is not putting a man in heaven, a
canonizing of him ?
O. It is something like it. If we cannot take him
out again !
C. You can do both! and you have don it ! For your
Baxter (who bragg'd, that he had spent gallons of his blood sighting against the king) in his Saints everlasting rest, Edit. 1649, p. 82, 83. has transated those of the regicides, and other rebels, who were then dead, straight into heaven ; and names several of them, as Brook, and Pirn, and Hams den, and White, who was one of the re gicides, &c. and Tvuifs, wh© was moderator of their as sembly os divines, and so forth. And describes heaven
in the firm of a parliament and calls it parliamentum be- atum. And we must suppose, that he meant it in that form of a parliament they had then, that is, without a
king ; wliich minds me of the note in one of their ser mons, wherein they found faJult with our translation of the Bible (as made by bishops for that it was full of the kingdom of God, and the kingdem of God over and over again, every where ; but there was not a word of the
parliament of God ; which they hop'd to sind in the ori ginal.
But to go on with our story. Baxter having cetnmhci these, did again rivet and consirm his grant to them in the next edition of that book in 1652, Parti, p. 99, and
101 .
And yet, after all this, he took them out of heaven
again, or dropt them, for they were lest out in the new editions of this boat after the restoration 1660. He was THEN rshamd of his faints, or afraid to own them, and left them to iff for themselves lest he might have been sent to bear them company which, for all his as
surance, he had no mind to.
(3. ) But must speak word to one of the saints
here nam'd, that is, the Lord Brook, as to the manner of his tranflation, which you will sind in the Lord Clartn- don\
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He was for the parliament against the king ; and we mult suppose, trusted for his reward to Baxter s par liament of heaven not from the king of it, against whom hefought. He besieg'd some cavaliers, who held out the church of Lichfield, and the close about for the king. And on the second of March (which St. Chad's
day, the bishop who built that church, and after whose name was call'd) my Lord Brook sitting in his chamber the town, out of all danger, as cou'd be suppos'd,
and exercising his talent of praying publickly, tho' his chrplains were present for the close or pale of the church was then broken down, and all men and women acted
the /;-/,y? , and took heaven, literally, violence) he pray'd, That the cause he was in, were not right and
iust, he might presently cut off. And as presently he was shot into the eye with diet from the close, shot cemmon sldier, and instantly dy'd. Tho' he was at that distance, and thought himself in little danger from the close, that he fat with his windows open. Whence Mr. Baxter sent him to that heaven, govern'd
parliament
O. Your St. Schad nick'd our St. Brook at Lichfield,
and desended his church. If the like had happen'd on
odr side, we shou'd have wrote volumes of it. Tho'
we hate superstition
(4. ) But for your St. Matthias, whom you celebrate
this day, he's of our side. His election the chief ar gument we have for the right ofthe people to choose their own pastors. For, as Acts'\. 15. there were 120
lay-men who elected him.
C. How do you know they were lay-men The apo
stles were of the number, and were not yet separated. For was before the descent of the Holy Ghost at Pente • r^. And you know there were 70 ordain'd in lower (•/«/} of clergy from the apostles, by our Saviour himself. And we cannot tell but more might have been ordain'd afterwards by himself, or the apostles, after his resurrec
tion. So that the whole 20 might have been clergy, for oi'iiht we know. i>ut
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But suppose they had been all lay-men, except the
How does it appear, that any but the apofikr did choose f It is faid, w. 23. And they appointed tux.
apostles.
i It might have been the apostles, or all the rest. Here is nothing of certainty in all
Who were these they
this.
And at last the thing was determin'd by lat, which
was then a miraculous decision.
And, after all, this choofing, if it was in the body of
the diftiphs at large, might be no more than recommend ing to the apostles ; like that of the deacons, Acts vi. 3. Look ye cut that is, sind out sit persons to recommend tp us } whom we will approve, or not, as we think lit. Any body may recommend, there's no authority in
that. But to constitute or ordain, that is the authority. O. Ifthere is no certainty, then •we are upon as good a lay as you. Then we know not, whether the eleSia
was in tie people, or the 1 pestles. «
C. No. Therefore •u* are sure of our side, that it was
in the apostles.
O. How prove you that ?
C. Will you grant me, that all commissions are
O. What mean you by that ?
C. That is, that all are excluded, who are not n«»V
in the commission. For example, if I have a cemmissim for a of /6er£, can any other pretend tp be captain
but myself?
Q. No certainly. For else there cou'd be no ctmmf-
Jion whatever certain.
C- I suppose you will not dispute with s>e the cam-
mission which Chiist gave to his apostles, As my father Jent me, Istndycu, £sV. that is, with the fame commission. To
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govern his church. Therefore all others are excluded, but who derive their authority from the apostles.
This is an essirntial part pf the tssice of a governor, tp snake choice pf those whom he entrusts under hin>. How
else can he be anstweratle for their mistcari iages 't
Thus St. Paul instructs Jimethj, whom he conliituttd
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bishop pf Epbesus, That he should commit what he had
men, who shall able to teach others And fays, that otherwise he par
Tjra. v. 22.
Therefore if the people, or any others, pretend to the
authority of electing the governors and pastors of the church, they must shew such authority committed unto them God.
