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good address, and a perfect master of cunning, who, by sly insinuations, soon made him believe him his sincere friend, and that his open expressions and professions of friendship were the real sentiments of
his soul.
This man had no visible way of subsisting, but by
frequenting gaming-houses, tennis-courts, &c. ,with a parcel of sharpers, his intimate acquaintance, to cajole and cheat the inexpert and heedless of their health, fortune, and credit. In an evil hour N
gained so far upon Parsons, as to persuade him to play,
which, with a great deal of argument, he effected.
It may naturally be supposed he had no run of very good luck ; let him play ever so often, he was sure to lose very considerably, which he found afterwards was shared by his friend and the winner, who was sure to be some gambler of N 's acquaintance,
planted purposely to decoy the unwary Parsons. About this time, Mr. Parsons received his com-
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mission as a lieutenant; and the regiment being or
dered into Flanders, he was obliged to go with He still remained quite stranger the villany
and liking him facetious, agreeable
companion,
took him abroad with servant
attend him; little suspecting this vulture was suck ing out his heart's-blood, and undermining his con
tent and happiness here and hereafter. His extra
now had for gaming, occa
borrow large sums money otherwise; and, being
pay, obtained leave sell his commission, that his debts might discharged, and his creditors
vagancy, and the itch sioned him frequently
annuities, mortgages,
pressed hard for debts
giment whilst abroad, which was entirely unable
satisfied. N
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whom, till now, had always lived amicable and harmonious manner; therefore, was obliged
leave her, and seek for private lodgings. Finding
apartment his satisfaction Gough-square, WOL. V.
Flanders
found his creditors clamorous not
him quiet residence, least with his wife, with
had contracted the re
stuck still fast him, whilst had any prey upon, and came back with him from England. On his arrival town,
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Fleet street, hired the name Brown, and passed single gentleman.
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None sus pecting him, was treated with the greatest com plaisance, and presumed pay his addresses the
gentleman's daughter, supposed honorable manner,
but whom debauched, and had her two children, and she soon afterwards was deserted him, and sent
Newgate for debt. From this time Mr. Parsons commenced the profession downright swindler,
and that the worst description, ever practising frauds on his best friends, and those who wished serve him.
War about this time being declared with France, and quite out employ, shipped himself, hopes accumulating some wealth, and recruiting his shattered circumstances, June, 1745, on-board
the Dursley, galley-privateer, Captain Organ Furnell,
captain marines. After having been some time sea, they fell with French privateer, which they took, and carried into Cork, Ireland, when
was taken occasioned sickness amongst the prisoners, and, consequence, sent ashore; the
privateer sailing from Cork soon after, left him
behind. short time had spent his ready money, and, replenish his stock, drew three bills
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he received sixty pounds; but a little before he thought they could have any advice concerning them,
took the opportunity of coming to England, in the
Louis Erasmus, French prize, taken by some of the royal family privateers, and in a few days arrived safe at Plymouth.
Arriving in London, and finding his cash run low, he went to a tavern in the Strand, and asked the landlord, whom he was well acquainted with, if
he could send him a parson, as he was about to marry a young lady. A clergyman was soon found,
but a ring being requisite, Mr. Parsons ordered the waiter to step to a jeweller's, and bid him bring some plain rings, when the clergyman told him he had a
friend who lived at hand, and, if he pleased, would send for him. Mr. Parsons politely thanked him, saying, he thought a trifling present to his wife would not be amiss, and begged a few diamond-rings might be brought likewise. The clergyman sent, and the rings were produced, when, after choosing a
plain one, and also a diamond one of considerable value, Mr. Parsons pulled out a draught, desiring the jeweller to give him change; but, recollecting himself,
he told the clergyman he would settle with him for
the whole when the ceremony was over, with which
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the jeweller was quite satisfied, and went away. The lady shortly after quitted the room on some pretence, when, staying longer than was expected, Mr. Parsons pretended to be uneasy, and went in search of her, leaving his hat in the room, to avoid suspicion, but decamped after his accomplice to a rendezvous ap pointed where they should meet, allowing the clergy man to settle with the jeweller at his leisure.
During the rebellion, in 1745, Mr. Parsons, who was then a
lieutenant in the Honorable Colonel Cholmondeley's
regiment of foot, having involved himself by his ex
travagances, in great streights, applied himself to a
half-pay officer, proposing to go down in the country
and join the rebels. His friend advised him by
no means to embark in such a desperate scheme, and
generously lent him forty guineas, as a present supply ; he afterwards borrowed a horse of the same gentleman,
under pretence of going a journey, but immediately rode the animal to Smithfield and sold it. Having committed this base action, and ashamed to meet or see Mr. St. John, the injured gentleman, Mr. Parsons gave a false accusation against him, accusing him of a design of joining the rebels ; upon which charge he was taken into custody, and retained a prisoner for many months, nor did he get his liberty at last with-
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out the loss of his half-pay, which was taken from him
on this occasion.
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Mr. Parsons now entirely subsisted by fraud and deception; but finding his pranks had aroused some of
his creditors sharply to pursue him, he framed a scheme to be seized as a disaffected person, and was
accordingly taken into custody, and detained in the hands of a messenger about eighteen months, where
he lived very free and peaceable, unembarrassed with the clamours of dunning creditors, at the expense of government. During his confinement here, some persons promised to get him a genteel place as a
reward for his information against Captain St. John; but, finding their promises quite windy, upon his releasement, to shun his creditors, he was obliged to
go to Holland, where he resided as long as his money
lasted, and then came to England in search of new adventures.
A masquerade happening at Ranelagh, he borrowed
money for admission, and drew a note, on the strength
of which he played for small sums; but continuing he lost to the full amount, when, on the persons offering
the note payment where directed, the fraud was detected, and day two after Mr. Parsons was ap prehended and committed Wood-street compter,
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from whence he was removed, by Habeas Corpus, after
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seven months
trial for a fraud on a Mr. Fuller. He was found guilty, received sentence of transportation, and shortly after was shipped on-board the Thames, Captain Dobbins, bound to Maryland, where, on the 30th of November,
1749, he was landed at Annapolis. After his arrival he continued as a common slave about seven weeks, when Lord F , having heard some account of him, feeling for the hardships he suffered, kindly re ceived him into his house, treated him with great regard and humanity, and allowed him a horse to ride. Parsons being naturally ungrateful, went off with the horse, and rode away into the country ; and, about a fortnight before he left Virginia, robbed a gentleman, on horseback of five pistoles, one moidore, and ten dollars. This being but a small sum, about eleven
confinement, to Maidstone, to take his
days after he met a gentleman and lady in a chaise, with a negro-servant, from whom he took about eleven guineas sterling, and three dollars, when thinking the country would be too hot for him, he made for Pow- tomack river, where he found a ship just ready to de part. Selling his horse
he embarked, and, after a passage of three weeks and four days, arrived safe at
Whitehaven, in the north of England.
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Forging a letter that his father was dead, and that he had arrived in England to take possession of a large
estate, he prevailed on a merchant at Whitehaven to let him have seventy pounds, giving him a draught
method of relief. Sick of his bare-spun forgeries and cheats, he had no means left for subsistence but the road; and, in August, 1748, he set out and robbed tWO gentlemen in a post-chaise, upon Hounslow heath, of five guineas, eight shillings, and a watch, which he pledged the next morning, for a guinea
and a half, at a pawnbroker's in Piccadilly.
He carried on this trade with great success for a short time; but, happening to overtake Mr. Fuller,
his former prosecutor, on Turnham-green, in com pany with a Mr. Best, who were going a journey toge ther, he was immediately known to them, though they
for the same on a banker in London.
vided himself with necessaries here, he set out for town, where, on his arrival, he frequented his old haunts, such as gaming-tables, brothels, &c. and, as this diminished his cash, he determined to find some
Having pro
Coming pretty near them, and fearing some evil consequences, they desired he would keep off. However, Parsons still kept close to them, sometimes before and some
took but little notice of him at first.
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times behind, till they came very near Hounslow, when a person on horseback joined them, and they all went into the town together. Mr. Best and Mr. Fuller, on reaching the town, got out of the chaise, insisting on Parsons surrendering himself, and submitting to their mercy, or they would raise the town upon him. Upon this, Parsons alighted
from his horse, and, in a confused manner, suppli
cated their mercy, and begged to speak with them in
private. They immediately went into a private-
room, and as he thought resistance useless, delivered his pistols, charged and primed, and trusted to the lenity of the two gentlemen. But, on Mr. Day (the master of the Rose and Crown at Houns
low) observing
freely
that Parsons answered the descrip
tion of a highwayman, who at that time infested the
road, the gentlemen thought proper not to let him
go, in justice to the public. Whereupon a constable was sent for, who, upon searching his pockets, found a horn of gunpowder and some balls.
Upon being carried before a justice of the peace, he pleaded very much for mercy, and urged the res pectability of his family, which he hoped would operate in his favor ; nevertheless, upon examination, he was committed to Newgate. Tottering on the verge
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between time and eternity, his behaviour accorded not with his awful situation ; and a preparation for a future state still remained unheeded and unthought of. He had always strong hopes within himself of a reprieve, and vainly flattered himself with such ex pectations, and even deceived himself to the very last minute. However, he paid the debt due to nature, and to justice, the 11th of February, 1750, pursuant to the sentence pronounced against him at Justice- hall, in the Old Bailey.
He wrote several letters to his father, wife, and friends, expressing bitter remorse and penitence for . his past folly and conduct; but evidently with a view
to interest themselves in the endeavour to procure him a pardon. It appears his father was successful enough to procure him a respite for some time; but his atrocious character was such, that he was left to his fate, notwithstanding his father's and wife's pe tition to the king in his favor, which was couched in the following manner: —
" That your petitioners humbly implore your ma jesty's most gracious pardon for the said William
Parsons, and faithfully promise, that, ifyour majesty be pleased to grant the same, they will take care for
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the time to come, that it shall not be in his power to abuse your majesty's clemency, or injure any of your majesty's subjects.
" And your petitioners (as in duty bound) " Shall ever pray, &c.
"William Parsons,
" Mary Tregonwell Parsons. "
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[The poitrait accompanying this Memoir, through an error of the engraver, bears the name of Potter. ']
Margaret Patten was a native of Glasgow, where she was born in the year 1596, towards the end of the reign of Queen Elizabeth. Her maiden-name
was Gibson, though at what period she exchanged it for Patten, has not reached us ; but, removing from Scotland, probably with her husband, she settled in Westminster, and afterwards found an asylum in St. Margaret's Parish-workhouse, where she died in the year 1739, at the very advanced age of one hundred
and forty-three years.
She is said to have retained her mental faculties to
the last, and was extremely communicative to the numerous persons that were led by curiosity to visit and converse with her. These visitations were much encouraged by the master of the workhouse, who derived little less emolument from the practice, than if he had taken a booth at Bartholomew, or any other fair, u2
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to have shown the old lady as a curiosity. She was visited by all classes of people, and among others the portrait-painters did not forget to attend, and to two of them we are indebted for the preservation of her like ness, viz. when at the age of one hundred and forty- one, taken by J. Cooper, in the year 1737, repre senting her in a white hood*_with a stick in her hand ; and another done from the life, in the same year, by Jacob Smith, a profile etching, representing her as habited in a riding-hood.
Generally when persons are led by curiosijjy to visit any object, or to enquire into circumstances of an extraordinary nature, they remain satisfied with their own peculiar gratification ; and rarely think it worth the trouble of taking memorandums of what, at the moment, engages their notice. To this circumstance
may be attributed the cause of our possessing such slender materials to satisfy the curiosity and research of subsequent inquiry ; if the age and date of the year be preserved, little more is thought necessary to record the memory of very interesting characters. What entertaining and instructive anecdotes could Margaret Patten have communicated concerning the persons and times of Queen Elizabeth, James I. , the two Charles's, Oliver Cromwell, James II. ,
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William and Mary, Anne, and the first
which have since her time been lost and buried in oblivion !
Margaret Patten was rather lively and pleasant in her conversation, than reserved or morose in her manner, and would return as well as receive a joke. A gentleman once conversing with her, as to her health, and on other subjects, requested she would inform him at what period of life a woman's amorous propensities ceased ? She very readily, and cheerfully, answered with a smile, that to be satisfied in that particular he must consult an older woman than herself.
She was buried in the Broadway-chapel burying- ground, Westminster, June 29th, 1739. Affixed to the
brick-wall is a stone, bearing an inscription to record her memory and great age.
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John Pixley was a native of Ipswich, in Suffolk, where becoming connected with a desperate gang of smugglers, that infested the neighbouring sea-coast, he so much distinguished himself by the hazardous exploits he accomplished in " running," as the smug glers term contraband goods, that he became the adviser of all their future operations. This illicit trade he continued until detected in the act of landing
considerable quantity of brandy, hollands, &c.
bill of indictment was preferred against him on which he was found guilty, and a fine imposed on
him to considerable amount, besides losing the whole of the articles seized. Having great many friends among his smuggling companions, he con trived, with their assistance, and by petitioning the Custom-house Board, to obtain his liberation from prison, on paying mitigated sum and, soon after, made interest to become an officer of the customs. •
His knowledge of the methods and practices of smuggling, rendered him an acquisition to the cus-
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toms ; and his zeal and activity made him the terror
of his former companions, seizing indiscriminately on all that offended. Smuggling at this period was carried to the greatest possible extent ; and, so daring were many of the gangs, that the officers em ployed by government were always in hazard of their lives. The conviction of Pixley took place in 1740 ; and, in 1749, Benjamin Tapner, John Cobby, John Hammond, William Jackson, William Carter,
Richard Mills the elder, and Richard Mills the younger, were tried and convicted for the murder of William Gulley, breaking open the Custom-house at Poole, in Dorsetshire, and whipping Richard Hawkins to death ; the six former were executed at Chichester, January 18, 1749, the younger Mills dying in prison the day before. The portrait of Pixley was engraved
and published in 1749, with the following inscrip tion :—
For your King and Country prove true, You will be loved and have your due.
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O f all the brutal, stupid, and ignorant malefactors that ever existed, Henry Rogers may be accounted the chief; he was by profession a pewterer, residing at a village called Skewis, in Cornwall, and was a man of considerable property, independent of his trade. But a disagreement arising between him and
some claimants to property that each considered him self entitled to, they not arranging with themselves, sought the judgment of the law, by a suit in Chancery; which, after being carried on to the most expensive and vexatious extent, was decided in favor of Rogers' opponents.
A writ was issued to take Rogers into custody for a contempt of Court, by not surrendering cer tain property he held, in opposition to its orders. Having heard that every man's house was his castle, and which none dare forcibly enter, he strongly for tified making loop-holes for his muskets, and planted them about in
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Here he imagined himself secure; resisted every re monstrance made by his friends and well-wishers; and, ignorant of the strong power of the law, pro
ceeded to the outrage of shooting two men of the
posse comitatus,
who attended the
under-sheriff.
Shortly after, he shot one Hitchens as he was passing the high-road on his private business; and, firing
through the window, killed one Toby, nor did he
suffer his body to be taken away to be buried for some days. At length the neighbouring justices of the peace assisted the constables, and procured the aid
of some soldiers, one of whom he killed, and after
wards made his escape; but at Salisbury, on his way towards London, he was apprehended and brought down to Cornwall, where, at the assizes, in August,
1735, five bills of indictment were found against him by the grand jury, for the murders aforesaid. To
save the Court time, he was tried only on three of
them, and found guilty of every one, before Lord
Chief justice Hardwick. As he lay in gaol after his condemnation, the under-sheriff coming in, he at
tempted to seize his sword, with a resolution to kill him; swearing he should die easy if he could succeed in that design. He was attended by several clergy
men, but so callous was he, that they could make no WOL. I. V. X
150 MEMOIRS OF [george ii.
impression on his brutal stupidity, and he died at the gallows without the least remorse.
He was hung, September, 1735, at Skewis, where he committed the murders. .
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A custom was instituted, in or about the year 1111, by Robert, son of Richard Fitz-Gilbert, Earl of Clare, that if any married couple would take a prescribed oath, kneeling upon two bare stones within the church- door, before the prior and brethren, they should have a gammon of bacon freely delivered to them, which is done with great ceremony.
THE OATH.
" You shall swear, by the custom of our confession, " That you never made any nuptial transgression;
" Since you were married man and wife,
" By household brawls or contentious strife; " Or otherwise, in bed, or at board,
■■Offended each other in deed or in word ; *' Or, since the parish-clerk said Amen,
" Wished yourselves unmarried again ;
" Or, in a twelvemonth and a day,
" Repented not in thought any way,
" But continued true and in desire,
" As when you joined hands in holy quire: *' If to these conditions, without all fear,
" Of your own accord you will freely swear,
" A gammon of bacon you shall receive,
" And bear it he'nee with love and good leave ;
" For this is our custom, at Dunmow well known, " Though the sport be ours the bacon's your own.
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The happy pair are then taken upon men’s shoul ders chair (kept for that purpose) and carried round the scite the priory, from the church the house, with minstrels every description, and the
gammon bacon borne high pole before them,
attended the steward, gentlemen, and officers
the manor, and the several inferior tenants, carrying wands, &c. jury bachelors and maidens (six each sex) follow two and two, with immense mul titude other people, young and old, from the neighbouring towns and villages thereabouts, and
several more, that came from very great distances (to
the amount many thousands the whole) rending the air with shouts and acclamations.
This custom still kept up Dunmow Essex,
which was formerly priory. The last couple that
claimed the bacon was Thomas Shakeshaft, the
parish Weathersfield, the county Essex,
weaver, and Ann his wife, who went demand, and
actually did receive, gammon bacon; having first
knelt down upon two bare stones, within the church door, and taken the oath pursuant the ancient
custom, manner and form prescribed aforesaid, the 20th June, 1751; commemoration which
picture was painted, representing the procession,
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and containing the portraits of the affectionate and
happy couple.
Before the dissolution of monasteries it does not
appear, by searching the most ancient records, to have been demanded above three times, and, including this, just as often since ; so rare are the instances of perfect conjugal felicity in the marriage-state !
A similar custom with that at Dunmow prevailed in the county of Stafford. Sir Philip de Somerville held the manors of Whichenovre, Scirescot, Ridwane, Netherton, and Cowlee, all in the county of Stafford, of the earls of Lancaster, by this memorable service : "The said Sir Philip shall find, maintain, and sustain, one bacon-flitch, hanging in his hall at Whichenovre, ready arrayed at all times of the year but Lent, to be
given to every man or woman married, after the day and the year of their marriage be past, in form follow ing:—Whensoever that any such before-named will come to inquire for the bacon, in their own person, they shall come to the bailiff, or to the porter of the lordship of Whichenovre, and shall say to them in the manner as ensueth : ' Bayliff, or porter, I do you to know, that I am come for myself, to demand one bacon-flyke, hanging in the hall of the lord of
Whichenovre, after the form thereunto
belonging. '
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After which relation, the bailiff or porter shall assign a day to him, upon promise by his faith to return, and with him to bring twain of his neighbours. And in the mean time, the said bailiff shall take with him twain of the freeholders of the lordship of Whichen- ovre, and they three shall go to the manor of Rudlow, belonging to Robert Knightleye, and there shall summon the aforesaid Knightleye, or his bailiff, com manding him to be ready at Whichenovre, the day
at prime of day, with his carriage, that is to say, a horse and saddle, a sack and a pryke, for to convey the said bacon and corn a journey out of the county of Stafford, at his costages. And then the said bailiff shall, with the said freeholders, summon all the tenants of the said manor, to be ready at the day appointed at Whichenovre, for to do and perform the services which they owe to the bacon. And at the day assigned, all such as owe services to the bacon shall be ready at the gate of the manor of Whichenovre, from the sun-rising to noon, attending and awaiting for the coming of him who fetcheth the bacon. And when he is come, then shall be delivered to him and his fellows chaplets, and to all those which shall be there, to do their service due to the bacon. And they shall lead the said demandant with
appointed,
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trumps and tabors, and other manner of minstrelsy, to the hall-door, where he shall find the Lord of Whichenovre, or his steward, ready to deliver the bacon in this manner:—
He shall inquire of him which demandeth the bacon, if he have brought twain of his neighbours with
him; which must answer, “they be here ready. ” And
then the steward shall cause these two neighbours to swear if the said demandant be a wedded man, or have been a man wedded; and since his marriage, one year and day past; and freeman,
villain. ” And his said neighbours make oath, that hath for him these three points rehearsed,
then shall the bacon taken down and brought the hall-door, and shall there laid upon one half quarter wheat, and upon one other rye. And
that demandeth the bacon shall kneel upon his knee, and shall hold his right hand upon book, which book shall laid upon the bacon and the corn, and shall make oath this manner:—
“Hear ye, Sir Philip Somervile, Lord Which enovre, mayntener and gyver this baconne: that
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my wife, and sithe had hyr my wylle, year and day
would not have changed for none
evylle; help me God and his seyntes, “And his neighbours shall make oath, that they
trust verily hath said truly. And his neighbours before-named, that
found, freeman, wheat
there shall delivered him half quarter
and cheese; and he villain, shall have
half quarter rye without cheese. And then shall Knightleye, the lord Rudlow, called for,
carry these things tofore rehearsed; and the said corn shall be laid on one horse and the bacon above
and whom the bacon appertaineth, shall ascend upon his horse, and shall take the cheese
before him, have horse. And
the Lord Whichenovre shall cause him
have none, have one passed his
horse and saddle, such time
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Whichenovre with the corn and the bacon, tofore him that hath won with trumpets, taborets, and other manner of minstrelsy. And all the free-tenants of Whichenovre shall conduct him to be passed the lordship of Whichenovre. And then shall they all return except him to whom appertaineth to make the carriage and journey without the county of Stafford, at the costs of his Lord of Whichenovre. "
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This young man, from his childhood, had laboured under the dreadful disorder of the stone and gravel, for which he could not obtain the least relief, and continued to linger many years in excruciating agony and torment.
His parents and friends, from the poverty of their circumstances, were unable to ad minister such comforts and surgical aid as his case
required, and were compelled to apply to the charita
ble and laudable establishments of one of the public
hospitals. Having procured a ticket, Short was ad-
mitted as an in-patient into St. Thomas's Hospital,t.
Southwark ; and, after a proper interval of time, under
went an operation, when, by the care and skill of the
ablest surgeons, a stone was extracted from him
of most
inches in circumference. He continued in the hos pital until a perfect cure was effected ; and the case
was deemed so singular, that a portrait of the man was engraved, with an exact representation of the stone.
extraordinary dimension,
measuring eight
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Remarkable as the case of Robert Short may appear, it is by no means without a parallel; many instances
ofsimilar cases often occurring. One in particular was that of Nicholas Byfield, a clergyman, in the reign of King James I. who had a benefice at Chester, but resided many years at Isleworth. This gentle man had a stone extracted from him of still greater
than that taken from Short ; was com pletely cured, and lived many years after the opera tion was performed. A portrait of him, from an original painting, in which is preserved the figure of the stone, was engraved for, and published by, William Richardson, printseller, in the Strand, in 1790.
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HENRY SIMons, Polish Jew merchant, putting inn, Cranford-bridge, the county
Middlesex, pretended
have been robbed God
dard, the innkeeper, 554 ducats had about
him belt. Upon this charge Goddard was tried
the Old Bailey, September, 1751, and honorably acquitted: which preferred bill indict
ment against Simons for wilful and corrupt perjury; the grand jury finding true bill, warrant was
issued apprehend the Jew. Mr. James Ashley, the London punch-house, Ludgate-hill, happening
see him the Essex road, gave clue his appre hension; but Ashley this became involved
scene difficulty and trouble little expected experience, and which compelled him, his own
account, prosecute
particulars given by Ashley, the trial, which took
the Jew for assault. The
place Chelmsford, 1752, were, “That,
October, 1751, was coming London from
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Simons travelling on foot towards Ilford ; that he crossed the road with his chaise on purpose to have a full view of him, attracted by the uncommon habit he wore ; and recognizing him to be the Jew who ac cused Goddard, on the following day he waited on Mr. Ford, Goddard's agent, informing him where he had seen Simons, the Jew, travelling. Mr. Ford ear nestly pressed him, the witness, to take a warrant that he had in his hands against Simons, for per
jury, and pursue him, and that his clerk, Mr. New man, should accompany him. With great reluct ance he consented ; and Mr. Newman set out with him in a chaise that afternoon, towards Harwich, be lieving that Simons was going out of the kingdom. Near Witham, in Essex, witness was informed by a boy, to whom he described Simons, that he was not far before ; he then encouraged the boy, who was on horseback, to pursue Simons, which he did, and pre sently after they came up and took him ; they then placed him in a cart that was going to Witham, from out of which Simons jumped, and endeavoured to make his escape, but was soon after re-taken, and carried to Witham ; where they delivered him, with the warrant, into the hands of Mr. Hubbard, the con stable, who kept him all night. The next morning
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they went with him before Justice Bragg, and as the justices were sitting at Chelmsford, it was deemed advisable to take him there ; but the justices not
choosing to commit him, advised witness, and the constable who had the charge, to carry him to London. While at the Saracen's-head, in Chelms ford, he observed Simons, who sat in one corner of the room, pull out a green purse, and count some money ; and witness thought there was some gold in it : after this Simons desired to speak with him, but he xefused, and soon after went out of the room to engage a post-chaise, to carry them to London. When witness returned, Simons again desired to speak to him, which he consented to, and stooped down to hear what he had to say; but presently after
Simons called out My gilt! my gilt! my gilt! my ducats in pocket, and pointed to witness's pocket ; but, not conceiving what he meant, the defendant cried out, Ne, ne, not dat pocket, toder pocket; when the witness pulling his handkerchief from his right- hand pocket, there dropped out a ducat : this much surprised witness, who said, 4 Here is some of the man's money, indeed ; but how it came here I cannot tell. '
Feeling again, he found two ducats more, among some walnuts that were in his pocket
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he then informed Alderman Gascoigne (who was
at that time in the house) of what had
and by his orders the defendant was searched, but they found about him only one shilling and nine- pence halfpenny ; he afterwards brought the defendant to London, who, on being carried before Justice Field ing, was committed to New Prison. "
On his cross-examination he was asked, if, when he met Simons, he did not speak to him, and pull out some ducats, or other gold, and shew them to Simons ? Mr. Ashley said, he only crossed the road to look at him, but did not speak to him, or pull out any money ; and that he never had seen a ducat in his life before those he took from his pocket at Chelmsford.
Six witnesses were called, and examined on the part of the prosecution, who all corroborated, in every particular, the deposition of Mr. Ashley, the first wit ness. In defence, the counsel for the prisoner called Hyam Levi (a Jew) who being sworn deposed, that, on the 8th day of August last, he and Henry Simons, the defendant, landed at Harwich, from Holland ; that, when they came on-shore, they were
examined by the Custom-house searcher, as usual; that Simons had a large belt on that would hold
passed,
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above a thousand ducats, and that it appeared to be above half full ; that it is the custom of the Polish Jews to carry their money about them in a belt, which is hollow, and opens near the buckle, for the purpose of receiving money. He advised Simons to leave his money with a gentleman at Harwich-, who would send it him to London ; but that Simons replied, he would not leave it with any person ; no, not with his own father. That at Harwich, he, the witness, pulled out a gold watch to see what it was
o'clock; which the defendant observing, said, he should want two gold repeating-watches, and desired that he would help him to a good workman likely to use him well, for that he had resolved to have the best, if he gave 40/. or 501. each for them. — Witness came on for London, and left the defendant behind, who would not travel on the sabbath. That on the Tuesday following, he saw the defendant in London, arid went to lodge with Barrant Abrahams. Being asked, if he counted the number of ducats the defendant carried about him ; said, he did not, but supposes there were above half a thousand, for the belt was above half full.
William Payee, searcher of the customs at Har wich, deposed, that he examined Henry Simons, the
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defendant, when he landed at Harwich, the 8th of August last; that he then saw the defendant had a
On his cross-examination, he was asked, if the defendant
large quantity of ducats about him in his belt.
pulled out that was the belt? and were sure the belt contained nothing but ducats?
plied, that the defendant shook into his hand, be lieved, forty fifty ducats; and that, knowing was
the custom those people carry their money
belts,
concluded the whole quantity
ducats.
Sarah Abrahams deposed, that about the 19th August last, Henry Simons, the defendant, came
lodge her house; that said, came from Poland,
and shewed her his belt, wherein was large quantity ducats, which told her brought into England
lay out watches, and other goods. The defen dant lodged with her left London for Bristol;
and, his putting his ducats the belt, she counted
them,
Many Jews, respectable character, among whom
and certain there were 554 that time.
was the clerk the synagogue, deposed the know
Hedge his having subsequent distress, pawn his veil, which
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The judge having summed up the evidence on both sides, the jury brought the defendant in guilty. Some mistake appearing as to the express terms in
which the jury had delivered their verdict, applica tion was made to them severally, when they declared
on oath, that they did not find Simons guilty of putting the ducats into the prosecutor's pocket with a felonious intent. On this the Court of King's Bench was moved for a new trial, which was granted ; and, in the mean while, actions were brought against Ashley, the constable, and lawyer's clerk, for alter ing the warrant, and illegally detaining in custody
Simons, until the warrant was properly backed. The cause was tried before Lord Chief-
Henry
Lee, at Guildhall, July 9, 1752, when the Jew obtained a verdict, with 200/. damages, against James Ashley, Richard Taylor, and John Newman.
Henry Simons was a second time tried at the Sum
mer assizes, at Chelmsford, in Essex, before the Hon.
Mr. Justice Dennison, 1752, and acquitted.
That the Jew was in possession of a considerable
sum of money, on his arrival at Harwich, is proved by the evidence of William Payee, the searcher of the customs at that port ; and it is very likely he lost the money in Goddard's house, at Cranford-bridge, but
justice
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could not bring the robbery home sufficiently to con vict Goddard. All the recompense the Jew received for the loss of his money was, the 200/. damages against Ashley, and two others, for false imprison ment.
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Layton Smith was confined many years in the Fleet-Prison, for debt ; and, on his first entrance into that place, made a solemn tow never to have his beard shaven, until he should obtain his release. Acts for the relief of insolvent debtors were not in his time so frequent as they have been of later years ;
and, since Lord Redesdale's bill to limit the term of imprisonment for debt to three months duration, none but the most barefaced fraudulent debtor are re tained in confinement longer than is absolutely ne cessary to comply with the regular forms specified
in the bill. Poor Smith, it appears, kept his vow
religiously, and died under confinement, without per- l
mitting a razor ever to touch his chin. It was not vanity that induced him to sit for his portrait; but the singularity of his appearance and character, gave rise to John Faber's engraving, and publishing his like ness. A still more extraordinary person than this man, was Richard Smith, a bookbinder, and prisoner for debt within the liberties of the King's-Bench ;
LAYTOX S MITH.
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who, on Tuesday, the 18th of April, 1732, was, with
Bridget his wife, found dead in their house in Black man-street, Southwark. They were discovered, about
eight o'clock in the morning, hanging near their bed, about a yard distant from each other, with a loaded pistol by the man, and a case-knife by the woman; and, in another room, their little child, about two years old, was found in a cradle shot through the head. In the room were found the following letters; one directed to his landlord, in which were enclosed the two others to Mr. Brindley, a bookbinder, in New Bond-street, and the shilling as therein-mentioned:—
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me to give you this trouble; I hope I have left more than is sufficient for the money I owe you. I beg of
you, that you'll be pleased to send these enclosed papers, as directed, immediately, by some porter,
and that without shewing them to any one. Your humble servant,
Richard Smith,
P. S. , H have a suit of black clothes at the Cock, in Mint-street, which lies for 17s. 6d. If you can find
- To Mr. Brightred.
“SIR. —The necessity of my affairs, has obliged
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any chap for my dog and ancient cat it would be kind. I have here sent a shilling for the porter. "
" Cousin Brindley,
" It is now about the time I promised payment to
Mr. Brooks, which I have performed in the best manner I was able. I wish it had been done more to your satisfaction; but the thing was impossible. I here return you my hearty thanks for the favors which I have received ; it being all the tribute I am able to
There is a certain anonymous person, whom you have some knowledge of, who, I am informed, has taken some pains to make the world believe he has done me services; I wish that said person had never troubled his head about my affairs; I am sure he had no business with them ; for it is entirely owing to his meddling, that I came pennyless into this place; whereas, had I brought twenty pounds in with me, which I could easily have done, I could not then have missed getting my bread here, and in time have been able to come to terms with my plaintiff ; whose lunacy, I believe, could not have lasted always. I must not here conclude, for my meddling friend's man, Sancho Pancho, would perhaps take it ill, did I not make mention of him ; therefore, if it lies in
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your way, let Sancho know, that his impudence and insolence were not so much forgotten, as despised. I shall now make an end of this epistle, desiring you to publish the enclosed ; as to the manner how, I leave it entirely to your judgment. That all happiness may
attend you and yours, is the prayer of your affection ate kinsman even to death.
Richard Smith.
P. S. If it lies in your way, let that good-natured man, Mr. Duncome know, that I remembered him with my latest breath. "
To Mr. Brindley.
"These actions considered in all their circum
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stances, being somewhat uncommon, it may not be improper to give some account of the cause, and that it was an inveterate hatred we conceived against . poverty and rags; evils, that through a train of un lucky accidents were become inevitable; for we appeal to all that ever knew us, whether we were either idle or extravagant ; whether or no we have not taken as much pains for our living as our neighbours,
although We apprehend, the taking our child's life away to be a circumstance
not attended with the same success.
for which we shall be generally condemned ; but, for
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our own parts, we are perfectly easy upon that head. We are satisfied it is less cruelty to take the child with us, even supposing a state of annihilation, as some dream of, than to leave her friendless in the World, exposed to ignorance and misery. Now, in order to obviate some censures, which may proceed either from ignorance or malice, we think it proper to inform the world, that we firmly believe the existence of Almighty God ; that this belief of ours is not an implicit faith, but deduced from the nature and reason of things ; we believe the existence of an Almighty Being, from the consideration of his wonderful works ; from a consi
deration of those Innumerable celestial and glorious bodies, and from their wonderful order and harmony. We have also spent some time in viewing those won ders, which are to be seen in the minute part of the
world, and that with great pleasure and satisfaction ; from all which particulars, we are satisfied that such amazing things could not possibly be without a first mover, without the existence of an Almighty Being; and, as we know the wonderful God to he almighty, so we cannot help believing but that he is also good, not implacable; not like such wretches as men are;
not taking delight in the miseries of his creatures; for which reason, we resign up our breath unto him
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without any terrible apprehensions, submitting our selves to those ways, which in his goodness he shall please to appoint after death: we also believe the ex istence of unbodied creatures, and think we have reason for that belief; although we do not pretend to know their way of subsisting. We are not ignorant of those laws made in terrorem, but leave the disposal of our bodies to the wisdom of the coroner and his jury ; the thing being indifferent to us, where our
bodies are laid ; from whence it will appear how little anxious we are about a hie jacet ; we, for our parts, neither expect nor desire such honours, but shall content ourselves with a borrowed epitaph, which we shall insert in this paper.
Without a name, for ever silent, dumb;
Dust, ashes, nought else is within this tomb ; Where we were born or bred, it matters not, Who were our parents, or hath us begot;
We were, but now are not; think no more of us, For as we are, so you'll be turned to dust.
It is the opinion of naturalists, that our bodies are, at certain stages of life, composed of new matter; so that a great many poor men have new bodies oftener than new clothes : now as divines are
not able to inform us which of those several bodies* vol. iv. 2 a
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shall rise the resurrection, very probable, that
the deceased body may any other.
prisoners the King's the man, and brought him se; and the inquest for the lord mayor's
the bodies the woman and the child, and brought the woman the same; and that the
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“Richard Smith. “Bridget Smith. ”
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felo liberty sat
man was guilty
We find that every neighbourhood where they
formerly lived, they were esteemed among the neigh bours honest, industrious, frugal, and loving couple; and, the last part the character, their pitiable catastrophe forms too convincing and melan choly testimony. This poor man was honest, that went, few days before his tragical end, neighbouring woman, whom owed the small sum
four shillings, and told her could not give her money, but that she would come his house, and
select from what possessed, any thing she stood need about that value, she should have it: the
woman generously refused the offer, and told him
wilful murder the child.
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should pay it when he was able; and if he were never enabled, she would forgive him the debt.
Layton Smith, during his confinement in the Fleet
prison, rendered many essential services to his fellow-
prisoners. Under an impression of one of his por traits is inscribed : —
" Reader,
" Behold here the portrait of Layton Smith, who,
during the raging of a contagious fever in the Fleet prison, administered to the wants and necessities of the persons confined there, like the good Bishop of Marseilles, till it pleased the Almighty to assuage the raging of the fever; and, like a second Phineas, he es caped from the evil of the epidemic calamity, unhurt or unimpaired in health ; but remained a monument of charity and beneficence towards his fellow-pri soners.
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the First Foot Guards, commanded Highness the Duke Cumberland;
draughted for Flanders, and, Fontenoy, received mortal wound; pired the hospital Doway.
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on the business and brought
April, 1723; her father carried hosier and dyer, that city;
family
nine children, three sons whom, except one daughter,
and six daughters;
became either soldiers
them. The eldest
himself soldier, Lord Robert Manners’ company,
sailors, intermarried with the sons, Samuel Snell, enlisted
The youngest the daughters, Hannah, when she
was scarce ten years age, gave evident proofs her natural heroism; declaring, that early period, her young companions, that she would soldier, she lived. As preceding specimen this intention, she formed company young soldiers, among her play fellows; acting chief-commander their head, and
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frequently parading the whole city of Worcester. — This body of young volunteers was admired all over the town ; and was styled young Amazon SnelVs
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The martial spirit Hannah evinced at this early age, grew up with her, until it carried her through the many scenes and vicissitudes she afterwards en countered.
Though the other daughters of Mr. Snell were, by those who knew them, accounted genteel, amiable women, we must pass over the other five, to notice only the subject of this memoir, who, on the death of her father and mother, came up to London, on
company.
1740, and resided with her sister, in Ship-street, Wapping.
Some time after her arrival, she formed an acquaint ance with James Summs, a Dutch sailor, whom she married at the Fleet, on the 6th of January, 1743-4.
This marriage, however, turned out very unfortunate to our heroine ; who, though possessing sufficient charms to secure the affections of any reasonable man, soon became neglected and despised by her husband. He frequented the company of women of the basest character ; made away with her things to support him and his companions in their debauchery and luxury. Hannah, during this time, proved with child, and
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experienced the biting necessities poverty could
inflict, without exposing her distresses her nearest.
friends. When she was only seven months advanced pregnancy, her husband, finding himself deeply in volved debt, made elopement, and quitted the
country; two months after she was delivered of daughter; which living more than seven months, was decently buried, her own expense, St. George's parish, Middlesex.
From the time her husband's departure until the time she put man’s clothes, she continued with her sister, who had married James Gray, house-carpen ter, and lived Ship-street, Wapping.
Being free any incumbrance, Hannah Snell now
formed the romantic notion putting male attire,
and going search her run-a-way husband. —
Dressed suit her brother-in-law's (Mr. James Gray) clothes, she assumed his name; and, on the
23d November, 1745, set out for Coventry, where
the same month, General
the company commanded view, she expresses,
the course her military Her stay Coventry was about three weeks, when,
she enlisted on the 27th Guise's regiment, Captain Miller, with
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in company with seventeen other recruits, she was marched to the north, then the seat of war ; and where her regiment lay in quarters at Carlisle. During this march she appeared as little weary as any of her fellow-travellers ; and performed that long journey in , twenty-two days. While Hannah remained at Car lisle, she fell into a very painful and disagreeable di lemma. A man named Davis, her serjeant, having formed a criminal inclination for a young woman in that town, and looking upon Hannah as a proper per son to assist him in his vicious intrigue, disclosed his secret, and desired her assistance in accomplishing his purpose ; but naturally disliking the part she was to act, went and disclosed the whole matter to the young woman ; who, in consequence, broke of all connec tion with the serjeant, and cultivated an intimacy and friendship with the other. Davis, shortly after, con tinuing his customary visits, met with a repulse that greatly mortified and astonished him: jealously sus pecting his confident as the cause, and that through
his rivalship the affections Of his mistress were alien ated, he determined to revenge himself, by rendering our female soldier liable to military chastisement.
He availed himself of the earliest opportunity, and accused her before the commanding-officer, for neglect
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of duty ; upon which she was sentenced to receive six hundred lashes ; five hundred of which she received, having her hands tied to the Castle gates ; and the punishment of the other hundred would have been in flicted, had not the intercession of some of the officers prevented it. Not long after another accident occurred, which gave our heroine no small uneasiness. George
Beck, an acquaintance of Hannah's, from having lodged with her brother when in Wapping, happened to arrive at Carlisle ; and she fearing that he would recognise her, and betray the secret of her sex, came to the resolution of deserting her regiment, although still smarting under the pain of her unmerited punish ment.
Thus determined, she shaped her course for Ports mouth, that being the place she designed to reach, if possible. When she had got about a mile from Car lisle, she observed some people picking and bagging pease in a field, and seeing their clothes lying at a distance, she pulled off her own regimental coat, and left it there, taking an old coat for it belonging to one of the men, that she might in her travels be the less suspected for a deserter. She was about a month in
travelling from Carlisle to Portsmouth ; but nothing material happened, except being very much fatigued
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in her long journey, and the dread of being pursued by a party from her regiment.
Disdaining a life of indolent ease and inactivity, she resolved to go abroad; and, in order thereto, once more boldly enlisted herself for a marine, in Captain Graham’s company, belonging to Colonel Frazer's regiment.