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gave in a petition to the queen for protection, which, is in
serted p 7.
C. But was there no body else to vindicate Sir George
in this matter ?
O. Yes, twenty as W. C. tells, p. 22, 23, 40, isfc
C. But W. C. would not fight these twenty, for the fame reason he would not fight Sir George, for fear of the halter ! for if he had kilfd them all, he might have
been hang'd twenty times.
O. No. He would fight none of them. But he turn'd
this to a design of affaffination upon him. And so did tve all. In my Observator Vol. 3. N. 49. I call these,
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ajfajsinate me ; they had better go to sea, and the tount de Thoulouse.
C. This makes it plain whom you mean. But me- thinks it had been more like gentlemen for some of them to have challenge W. C. than for twenty to assassinate
him.
O. He was challeng'd, by one Mr. Britton. Butgave
for answer, p. 28. That aster he hadfought with Sir George Rook, he would fight with Mr. Britton. And p. 38. he gave the fame answer to one Mr. Denew, (who challeng'd him upon his own private account) that he had a quarrel with a greater person, and therefore would post-pone his quarrel with Mr. Denew, till SirG. R. had recei^dsatisfaction. And faid, he is W. C. 's se venth man towards another score. This was to fave himself from all other quarrels, upon what score soever. Like the bully, who when a challenge was brought him, took out his pocket-book, and faid, Sir, see here, I do
yourfriendright, I demanded it,
set down his name theseventh, from whom I have received challenges. And a man of honour is oblig'd to givesatisfaction sirst, to those who have sirst
C. Pox !
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€5 C. Pox ! we shall have no' fighting at this rate, to the end of the world ! Your hero will not fight where there
is sear of a halter.
O. O, countryman, there is fighting and cuffing work,
at the end of the romance. But it is late now. must keep your curiofity till our next meeting.
And you
From Æat. Oct. 7, to •f>flt. Oct. 14, 1704. N° 11.
The Observator turn'd match-maker. The design of it. His opposition to the entail of the crown, as by law
efiabli/h'd. The reason of it.
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Coun. /~\TJT, out, get thee out thou kunops.
O. What name is that thou call'st me? C. Travel, and learn.
O. I see thou'rt angry. Come out with it. Let me know the worst on't.
C. That thou'lt surely know, if thou miss not thy de-
firti. Particularly for thy Observator of the 4th instant, Wednesday sinnight. Wherein thou turn'st match maker, with a •vengeance! And tak'st thou upon thee, like an impudent as thou art, to dispose osprinces and their marriages. And to determine who is to be queen of England, and bring heirs to the crown.
O. Are not we the original of government? even. thou and me, countryman. We make kings, and pull 'em down as we please. From us they hold the crowns they wear. Ana they are accountable /aus, as I fay in
my Observator, Vol. 2. N• 22. ter be depriv'd of all fewer, imprison d, depos'd, drawn through the streets, and cut to pieces, if we judge them guilty of treason against
us. And may not we then inter-meddle with their mar
I tell thee, countryman, these kings will growsauty upon our hands, and forget their distance, ifwe mind them not sometimes
riages, and every thing that belongs to them ?
of their original, and their obedience and duty to u s !
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But thou'rt a souce-crown. Thou can'st not see an bm into a mill-stone. Thou do'st not perceive the drift and defign of what I have done. And I have been put npon
it by wiser heads than mine. I Dos'nt thou remember of some body whom
Cincius Tuhvius of, afine clade victor, and so forth ? He's
now, unfortunately, got above us. Above our power, but not our malice. Therefore we must take another
way. We must now sooth and flatter him, and /e-adhim, ifwe can, because we cannot drivehim to his ruin. Since we cannot depress him, we'll strive to exalt him to a pre cipice, whence we may tumble him down with a greater
We'll betray him with a And if he bite at our or but seem to hearken to our project, he infal libly loses the high-church, as he is already, for ever, lost to the low, and to the dissenters.
fall.
made a
C. But dos'nt think he'll consider from whom soch i proposal comes ? from those who have done all they can to blacken him, and render him odious to all the nation,
as thou hast been employ d to do, and hast done with all thy- might ? It is an old faying, that the gifts ofenemies are to be suspected. I've heard a latin verse. Timeo Da- turn, & dona ferentes. They fay, if one accepts any
presents from a witch, her charms have power over him. O. All means must be try'd. This is the last card we have to play. If we don't catch him, we are caught our
lelves, past redemption.
But, countryman, this is but half, and not half our
This is but ashooing-horn, to bring about what we have been labouring at, ever since this reign ; and cou'd never sind a proper means to make it bear, Butnow we hope we have found it out. That to get the young
prince of Hanover over hither in this Queen's time That we may flock about him, as we did about Mommuth and carry him about to horse races, and such like things, all round England. And whoever shew not full popularity to him, we'll mark them as higb-tory-tantivy-mn and set the mob upon them. We'll have new of iworthy-men, and men-worthy.
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When we faw the late
period, of immortal memory, we publish 'd a book intituled,
Reasons for addressing his majesty to invite into England their highnesses the electress Dowager, and the electoral prince of'Hanover, &c. London, printed andfold by John Nntt near Stationers-hall, 1702. It was printed in Mi-
chaelmas-term, 1 70 1 ; and according to the custom of the booksellers in London, bears date the year following. There we set down the doughtiest of our reasons for a hill of exclufion against all the children of Tarquin, of which we propos'd aform, which begins thus, p. 1 7, // is our
pleasure, that /^Tarquins, with their whole Procenv be banistyd, &c. And p. 1 5, we fay, That all free peo ple have set afide the children of tyrants, for reasons of eternal and universal force.
This was pursuant to what was resolv'd in our noble
plot of' the Rye-house, wherein it was absolutely resolved to have nothing to do with the race of the Stuarts. As is told in the informations upon oath, annex'd to the account of that conspiracy, p. 134. .
But not being able to bring the house of commons to our project ; (they are our grand incumbrance ) we thought to persuade his glorious majesty to call over the electress Dowager, or young prince of Hanover, with all haste. But he was too cunning for us ; and did not care to put on his winding-sheet till he was dead; observing that maxim of his wise predecessor queen Elizabeth.
We gave a pretty handsome stroke too at some body's list at the close of that treatise for bringing over the prince
of Hanover, p. 20. Where we tell of horrible things, blind and clancular bargains; but Cæsar' J wife ought to be unsuspected, as well as innocent. Now our Cæsar's wife was dead long before. And in this paragraph xxxi . king William, and princess Anne are join'd together, and none spoke of but they two. And it is propos'd, that her royal highness the princess o/~Denmark (by name) shou'd be oblig'd to take the abjuration, for further se
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But alas ! we began too late, and our fate came os
too soon. For the eighth of March following was decreed
by destiny for the apotheofis of our glorious and immortal ; and the advancement of this devoted princess to the throne of her ancestors.
Then we were all in the sudds. And dreamt of nothing but of receivingour deserts. Then it was, that (as before rehears'd, Num. 5. ) I my self sell upon king William i and
his ministry, upon the legionites, and our quondam (and now again ) most noble patriots, who wrote the black Us, whom I then call'd execrable wretches : And call'd those worthy members of the house of commons, who were put into that lift, even Sir George Rook himself, who was one
of them. Being willing to eat up my own dung, or any thing, to fave my neck from that bow of a noose, and the n-arrow thou told'st me of. And so were/ v? e aH.
2fl&# devil was fick, the de&ll d monk woii Abe* (But when we hapry had proeurM*
Instead of hemp, to be preserr'd)
The devil grew well. The devil a monk •etrat-tii.
From that time forth, we have carry 'd on three grand deflgns.
First, Not only to get our selves into the ministry, but to thrust all others out.
For which end, the post was assigned to me (with some
assistants) to blacken and asperse ail of the ministry that were not whigs, from the lord high admiral downwards
And to run down the queen's hereditary right ; to placi her wholly upon the foot of the revolution ; and to up the depofing doctrine: And to make the revolution turn altogether upon that, and not upon the abdication', Rehearsal. N. 3. ) And this- means to persuade the £>ucen, that she was not safe in any Other hands, but those who thought lawful to dipose her, as they had done to her royal father and grand-father That she an
swerable for thesaults of her ministers Whom they have represented in blacker colours, and attack'd with greatei
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insolence, and more universally, than the ministry of any of her royal predecessors. Yet no danger to her for all this (
to break the church. For that And while the church stands, w*
not time yet, to attack the r/>acY/& donwright we have invented, and set abroad the distinc
tion of A/j and /irco church. First to divide them among
The second defign supports the crown.
can never r//5i. But because
themselves, as has done, to
great degree and then,
under this distinction, to give free vent to all that malice
can suggest against the church, her constitution, liturgy,
rites, and ceremonies And to beat down all from shew
ing any zeal or concern for the church, branding them
as high-sliers, which we call popishly-affcflcd.
But the and chief /&/Sg« to get the young
prince of Hanover, not his rand-mother, over hither; whom we hope to make the head of our league. And
this marriage will surely effect it. have already pub lish'd the banes of matrimony.
C. wish thee good luck. However, we'll see by this, how people take But some of us, master, make too much haste. They mayspoil all.
was last Michaelmas-day at Chippenham in Wiltshire, where the new «uzy»: or bailiff, or what d'ye call him, had upon the entrance into his office. And there
happena yra$fe 'twixt one of the high, and another of the l&w church. And swords were drawn, upon an odd occasion. About two months before, in club of our
fiiends, one IV——t fellorw of £f . —m college, drank this health, To the speedy accession the princess Hano ver to the throne of England. And to make caster that ter way might be pavd with the stulls of all the high church. One of the company having repeated this after wards, suppose thinking no harm being all way of
moderation And meeting at company, who was incens'd at it, was the occasion of the quarrel. wise about than before.
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O. O I hate these blabs, orfalse-brothers ; they have
a ruin'd many a good cause. But countryman, if it be so, we mull make tke greater haste, that we be not pre
vented.
G. I tell thee, Bays, thou art a blab too, or a
brother. And that upon a point, which will not only disgust the present government at us ! but make us enemies
to the ^oa/i of Hanover, and that illustrious succession. We shall be rogues on all hands, if thou clear not thy self and
»s in this matter.
Thou hast asserted in thy Observattr (Vol. 2. N. 25. ) and sct'st it down as a principle, That r<g«/ dignity can never be hereditary. Because it is an
office, like that of the mayors orsheriffs; and therefore, that it must be always (if not annually) elective. Foi that, as thou fay'11, no office can be hereditary.
Now, master, hast not thou consider'd, that the sue-
cessipn upon the house of Hanover, being protestants, is an entail, and made hereditary? And here thou dedarst, that the ng«/ dignity can never be hereditary. Is not this a manisest arraigning the ofsuccession ; and so coming under the treason they are liable to who oppose it ? This is oppofing it in the very heart of in the whole
frame and constitution of it.
O. The truth on't countryman, we are against all
kings or queens. We are for our own /ij/s, a common- wealth against them all. But we must have king, we wou'd have an ehctive one, that he might the more
pend upon us. And the worfe title, always, with
us, the better king. Now when the prince of Hanover comes to the throne, in his own turn, according to law, he will
certainly insist upon his hereditary right. And shall be rebel then, as well as now. And intend it, if live
so long. For must be always true to my principles.
And, no doubt, he'll be for passive-obcdience, and the
old jure divino stuff. D'ye think, he'd be willing to
be deposed us, when we please he'll see us hangi sirst.
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O. Because it is before his turn. And so the less right F that. And we are all for the least right in our go- et-nours. Theirs is all derivative from us. We allow
F no original right, but only in the people to rebel. Besides, the osier we change our kings, the better, that hey may plead no prescription or inheritance. And we nay get something by every change. Some change or other to embrangle and confound. We love troubled •wa-
'ers* there are f/h to be caught.
From •Sat. Oct 14, to&at. August 21, 1704. Nei2.
Tbe conclusion ofthe comical romance. With the second part to the fame tune, by master Observator.
Coun. * 1 vHOU promis'dst me Saturday finnight, Ji that next meeting thou wou'dst give me the remainder of the comical romance, thou then began'st ; wherein there shou'd be some fighting and cuffing work. And last Saturday thou put'st me off with a story of a marriage thou had'st projected, or some body else for
thee. What's this tofighting?
O. O, Sir, the most that can be. For,
Just so romances are, for what else Is in them all, but love and battles ?
Having then begun the amour intrigue, we'll go oa to
for that follows next in order.
We left off at William Cikpepcr'% refusing the challenge
of Mr. Dencw, upon a private quarrel of his own, till he had sirst fought Sir George Rook ; whom he never intended to fight, either in England, Holland, or any place else,
where there was any danger of a halter. Besides another
considerable reason which he gives, in his fore-mention'd
flate ofthe difference, Sec. p. 38. That Mr. Denew was, A man more than commonly jkiWd in fencing. And W. C. would fight no man that had more//// than himself.
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C. If any man had given me such an ans'ver,
woul ht
that will not Jight, has the privilege of being Beaten.
O. Mr. Denew took the fame course. And meeds! W-C in the street, laid on him with his cane. This font
the hero to draw, and run away backwards, till he ws stopt by a wall ; which he fully prov'd at the trial. Then Mr. Dencw drew likewise, and pursudhim, till he came
to his stand.
C. Now swords axe out, I am pleas'd !
Now whs O. I'll give it you in TV. C's own words, in hIis rela
came on't ?
tion of this p.
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threv took thai opportunity, and made a home pass at him. Says Mr. De- KEw, that is not fair—But W. C. p. 38. proves it to be
fair, out of Spelmans Glossary.
C. Was there no blood shed then on either side ?
O. No, company came in and parted them. Else W. C. might have thrown his head at him next time.
C. And is this the end of the story? Is this the con
clusion of your romance ?
O. No, No, W- C. got asecond, was too hard for themall. C. I don't sind he needed any. But what second did
he choose ?
O. It was my lord chiefjustice Holt. For he's i
knight, and so, a man of war. At least it was so in
Spelmans Glossary.
C. And did his lordship meet them ?
O. Yes. Three of them all together, wife. Mr. Natha-
thaniel Denew, Mr. Robert Britton, and Mr. John Mer- riam. And there were twelve judges of the field. Who all gave it against W. C. that there was no conspiracy to assassinate him, as he was terribly asraid ; only a few dry blows design'd, to teach him better manners. How ever, the law could not avoid taking notice of assault
and battery, and fiud Mr. Denew for that. And so W. C. came off -victoria!
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Sic freya suit, fec guisa peracta
Una nee interea spillata drossa cruorii.
C. Ifthere no great honour, there some money to he got, sind, by being drubb'd. An ill tongue, and
bad pair of bands, may prove pretty thriving trade, with good management.
But what becomes of your 20 cut-throat commissioners
the blood office, at this rate You see, that as many of them as were tryd, were all acquit of any defign of assassi- nation.
O. What signisies being acquit We can keep up the cry and the noise of still. It necessary we should do so. It will blacken these church-men still, with all that
believe us which thou know'st are not few. There fore, in my Obser*vator of Saturday fe'nnight, the 7th instant, fall again upon this wicked method of assassina- tion. And put all our good friends upon their guard! Which will alarm them not little! And make them ready for what w have to do with them For who would
not rather assassinate, than be assassinated? And they who begin sirst, have the advantage. Do'st understand me, countryman '
sassination against thy own worthy person. And that we may guess from whom like to come, thou fay'fl to thy self, out of my mouth, there's captain somebody, or lieutenant somebody, that says he'll stab you, he be bangd for it, for abufing Sir George Rook. Here's the blood-office up again and d'ye think we'll all steep till our throats be cut? No, master, we're all ready, when ever you give the word! have my Marston-moor. and Edge-hili. , both sword and musket in good order-
wipe them, clean every day and long to be at work And we know whom you mean by captain some-body, and lieutenant some-body, that captain or lieutenant
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C. O, persectly well, Sir your language known to us all. A word to the wife sufsicient! And that we may be more deeply concern'd, and think the knife at every man's throat, thou' alarmist us with design of as
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every-body, whom we please. And thou tell'st they
are in office. Thou fay'st, these assafiins and bullies in other people's causes, are a new fort of men, sprung up in England in a few years time ; and that these men should Here's a stroke at all the at least all that express any We'll make assassines and bullies of them all. And as thou fay'st notably in the fame place, it is as lawful to stab on one fide as the other. And
have offices is a srange thing. officers in the army or navy ; concern for Sir George Rook.
if we begin sirst, it is only by way of prevention ! How ever, there's nothing rouses the spirit of mob, and keeps them more upon the fret, and ready, than the noise of assassinations. Then we turn this upon the government; and that these men should have offices, is a srange thing! And what is that government that employs assassmes ? Ha! ;ny boy ! we have it ! and whoever reads this Observatcr a twelve-month hence, will certainly conclude, that these Rookites did intend assassinations upon the worthy Obscr-
•vator, as surely as upon the body of W. Colepeper. And we know how to keep up the cry in the mean time, till at last all our party will have it by tradition, and believe it as certainly, as all the other stories we have told them ; and by which we have done such great things, both in
the present and past ages. -''
But hark ye, master, suppose Sir George Rook shou'd
sind some remedy at law against thee, as well as William
Colepeper, who makes him to have employ'd these assas- fines, and set them on ?
O. How can that be ? Why, man, the Judges are attack'd themselves, every one of them, the whole bench of them all together; and I lay plainly, that no fair play is to be expected, or justice done, as long as our present judges art in being. Which is quoted in the Rehearsal. N. 3. as likewise my reflections upon the lord high admiral, by name, (I am not afraid! ) and upon fine Jade victor, Sec.
And I own my self, and tell of the prosecution against me, and repeat the articles exhibited against me ; and ridicule them, and laugh at them all ; and stand upon the law of England, and good protestant juries. I'm as safe as a
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75 thief 'in a mill. Forif the judges cannot sind law, or that it must not be executed (as not being seasonable, at this time, like the occafional hill) to lave themselves out ofmy lift of knaves, nor the bishops, nor the convocation, nor the of commons, nor the prince himself, nor even the : What is Sir George Rook ! that he should think to have anyjustice by law against me the Observator; who represent the whole body of the whigs and dissenters, am
employ'd, paid, and supported by /Am, in the face of /aw it self. As occafional conformity is, in despight of the corporation, and test acts. And while that stands, never sear me, countryman. It is the party must not be aV/oA- ligyd ; and that not one way more than another. No more
by affronting the Observator, or stopping his mouth, than
by bringing in again the occafional hill. Let them if they dare! w e are ready to reW. I have often proclaim'd
it. And who dare flop my trumpet ? As I fay, in the fame Observator, we are upon (Vil. 3. N. 57.
serted p 7.
C. But was there no body else to vindicate Sir George
in this matter ?
O. Yes, twenty as W. C. tells, p. 22, 23, 40, isfc
C. But W. C. would not fight these twenty, for the fame reason he would not fight Sir George, for fear of the halter ! for if he had kilfd them all, he might have
been hang'd twenty times.
O. No. He would fight none of them. But he turn'd
this to a design of affaffination upon him. And so did tve all. In my Observator Vol. 3. N. 49. I call these,
the twenty commistioners ofthe b
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hope the twenty cut-throats don't defign to 46. I fay, / CulpepER
ajfajsinate me ; they had better go to sea, and the tount de Thoulouse.
C. This makes it plain whom you mean. But me- thinks it had been more like gentlemen for some of them to have challenge W. C. than for twenty to assassinate
him.
O. He was challeng'd, by one Mr. Britton. Butgave
for answer, p. 28. That aster he hadfought with Sir George Rook, he would fight with Mr. Britton. And p. 38. he gave the fame answer to one Mr. Denew, (who challeng'd him upon his own private account) that he had a quarrel with a greater person, and therefore would post-pone his quarrel with Mr. Denew, till SirG. R. had recei^dsatisfaction. And faid, he is W. C. 's se venth man towards another score. This was to fave himself from all other quarrels, upon what score soever. Like the bully, who when a challenge was brought him, took out his pocket-book, and faid, Sir, see here, I do
yourfriendright, I demanded it,
set down his name theseventh, from whom I have received challenges. And a man of honour is oblig'd to givesatisfaction sirst, to those who have sirst
C. Pox !
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€5 C. Pox ! we shall have no' fighting at this rate, to the end of the world ! Your hero will not fight where there
is sear of a halter.
O. O, countryman, there is fighting and cuffing work,
at the end of the romance. But it is late now. must keep your curiofity till our next meeting.
And you
From Æat. Oct. 7, to •f>flt. Oct. 14, 1704. N° 11.
The Observator turn'd match-maker. The design of it. His opposition to the entail of the crown, as by law
efiabli/h'd. The reason of it.
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Coun. /~\TJT, out, get thee out thou kunops.
O. What name is that thou call'st me? C. Travel, and learn.
O. I see thou'rt angry. Come out with it. Let me know the worst on't.
C. That thou'lt surely know, if thou miss not thy de-
firti. Particularly for thy Observator of the 4th instant, Wednesday sinnight. Wherein thou turn'st match maker, with a •vengeance! And tak'st thou upon thee, like an impudent as thou art, to dispose osprinces and their marriages. And to determine who is to be queen of England, and bring heirs to the crown.
O. Are not we the original of government? even. thou and me, countryman. We make kings, and pull 'em down as we please. From us they hold the crowns they wear. Ana they are accountable /aus, as I fay in
my Observator, Vol. 2. N• 22. ter be depriv'd of all fewer, imprison d, depos'd, drawn through the streets, and cut to pieces, if we judge them guilty of treason against
us. And may not we then inter-meddle with their mar
I tell thee, countryman, these kings will growsauty upon our hands, and forget their distance, ifwe mind them not sometimes
riages, and every thing that belongs to them ?
of their original, and their obedience and duty to u s !
66 The REHEARS AL. '
But thou'rt a souce-crown. Thou can'st not see an bm into a mill-stone. Thou do'st not perceive the drift and defign of what I have done. And I have been put npon
it by wiser heads than mine. I Dos'nt thou remember of some body whom
Cincius Tuhvius of, afine clade victor, and so forth ? He's
now, unfortunately, got above us. Above our power, but not our malice. Therefore we must take another
way. We must now sooth and flatter him, and /e-adhim, ifwe can, because we cannot drivehim to his ruin. Since we cannot depress him, we'll strive to exalt him to a pre cipice, whence we may tumble him down with a greater
We'll betray him with a And if he bite at our or but seem to hearken to our project, he infal libly loses the high-church, as he is already, for ever, lost to the low, and to the dissenters.
fall.
made a
C. But dos'nt think he'll consider from whom soch i proposal comes ? from those who have done all they can to blacken him, and render him odious to all the nation,
as thou hast been employ d to do, and hast done with all thy- might ? It is an old faying, that the gifts ofenemies are to be suspected. I've heard a latin verse. Timeo Da- turn, & dona ferentes. They fay, if one accepts any
presents from a witch, her charms have power over him. O. All means must be try'd. This is the last card we have to play. If we don't catch him, we are caught our
lelves, past redemption.
But, countryman, this is but half, and not half our
This is but ashooing-horn, to bring about what we have been labouring at, ever since this reign ; and cou'd never sind a proper means to make it bear, Butnow we hope we have found it out. That to get the young
prince of Hanover over hither in this Queen's time That we may flock about him, as we did about Mommuth and carry him about to horse races, and such like things, all round England. And whoever shew not full popularity to him, we'll mark them as higb-tory-tantivy-mn and set the mob upon them. We'll have new of iworthy-men, and men-worthy.
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When we faw the late
period, of immortal memory, we publish 'd a book intituled,
Reasons for addressing his majesty to invite into England their highnesses the electress Dowager, and the electoral prince of'Hanover, &c. London, printed andfold by John Nntt near Stationers-hall, 1702. It was printed in Mi-
chaelmas-term, 1 70 1 ; and according to the custom of the booksellers in London, bears date the year following. There we set down the doughtiest of our reasons for a hill of exclufion against all the children of Tarquin, of which we propos'd aform, which begins thus, p. 1 7, // is our
pleasure, that /^Tarquins, with their whole Procenv be banistyd, &c. And p. 1 5, we fay, That all free peo ple have set afide the children of tyrants, for reasons of eternal and universal force.
This was pursuant to what was resolv'd in our noble
plot of' the Rye-house, wherein it was absolutely resolved to have nothing to do with the race of the Stuarts. As is told in the informations upon oath, annex'd to the account of that conspiracy, p. 134. .
But not being able to bring the house of commons to our project ; (they are our grand incumbrance ) we thought to persuade his glorious majesty to call over the electress Dowager, or young prince of Hanover, with all haste. But he was too cunning for us ; and did not care to put on his winding-sheet till he was dead; observing that maxim of his wise predecessor queen Elizabeth.
We gave a pretty handsome stroke too at some body's list at the close of that treatise for bringing over the prince
of Hanover, p. 20. Where we tell of horrible things, blind and clancular bargains; but Cæsar' J wife ought to be unsuspected, as well as innocent. Now our Cæsar's wife was dead long before. And in this paragraph xxxi . king William, and princess Anne are join'd together, and none spoke of but they two. And it is propos'd, that her royal highness the princess o/~Denmark (by name) shou'd be oblig'd to take the abjuration, for further se
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But alas ! we began too late, and our fate came os
too soon. For the eighth of March following was decreed
by destiny for the apotheofis of our glorious and immortal ; and the advancement of this devoted princess to the throne of her ancestors.
Then we were all in the sudds. And dreamt of nothing but of receivingour deserts. Then it was, that (as before rehears'd, Num. 5. ) I my self sell upon king William i and
his ministry, upon the legionites, and our quondam (and now again ) most noble patriots, who wrote the black Us, whom I then call'd execrable wretches : And call'd those worthy members of the house of commons, who were put into that lift, even Sir George Rook himself, who was one
of them. Being willing to eat up my own dung, or any thing, to fave my neck from that bow of a noose, and the n-arrow thou told'st me of. And so were/ v? e aH.
2fl&# devil was fick, the de&ll d monk woii Abe* (But when we hapry had proeurM*
Instead of hemp, to be preserr'd)
The devil grew well. The devil a monk •etrat-tii.
From that time forth, we have carry 'd on three grand deflgns.
First, Not only to get our selves into the ministry, but to thrust all others out.
For which end, the post was assigned to me (with some
assistants) to blacken and asperse ail of the ministry that were not whigs, from the lord high admiral downwards
And to run down the queen's hereditary right ; to placi her wholly upon the foot of the revolution ; and to up the depofing doctrine: And to make the revolution turn altogether upon that, and not upon the abdication', Rehearsal. N. 3. ) And this- means to persuade the £>ucen, that she was not safe in any Other hands, but those who thought lawful to dipose her, as they had done to her royal father and grand-father That she an
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insolence, and more universally, than the ministry of any of her royal predecessors. Yet no danger to her for all this (
to break the church. For that And while the church stands, w*
not time yet, to attack the r/>acY/& donwright we have invented, and set abroad the distinc
tion of A/j and /irco church. First to divide them among
The second defign supports the crown.
can never r//5i. But because
themselves, as has done, to
great degree and then,
under this distinction, to give free vent to all that malice
can suggest against the church, her constitution, liturgy,
rites, and ceremonies And to beat down all from shew
ing any zeal or concern for the church, branding them
as high-sliers, which we call popishly-affcflcd.
But the and chief /&/Sg« to get the young
prince of Hanover, not his rand-mother, over hither; whom we hope to make the head of our league. And
this marriage will surely effect it. have already pub lish'd the banes of matrimony.
C. wish thee good luck. However, we'll see by this, how people take But some of us, master, make too much haste. They mayspoil all.
was last Michaelmas-day at Chippenham in Wiltshire, where the new «uzy»: or bailiff, or what d'ye call him, had upon the entrance into his office. And there
happena yra$fe 'twixt one of the high, and another of the l&w church. And swords were drawn, upon an odd occasion. About two months before, in club of our
fiiends, one IV——t fellorw of £f . —m college, drank this health, To the speedy accession the princess Hano ver to the throne of England. And to make caster that ter way might be pavd with the stulls of all the high church. One of the company having repeated this after wards, suppose thinking no harm being all way of
moderation And meeting at company, who was incens'd at it, was the occasion of the quarrel. wise about than before.
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O. O I hate these blabs, orfalse-brothers ; they have
a ruin'd many a good cause. But countryman, if it be so, we mull make tke greater haste, that we be not pre
vented.
G. I tell thee, Bays, thou art a blab too, or a
brother. And that upon a point, which will not only disgust the present government at us ! but make us enemies
to the ^oa/i of Hanover, and that illustrious succession. We shall be rogues on all hands, if thou clear not thy self and
»s in this matter.
Thou hast asserted in thy Observattr (Vol. 2. N. 25. ) and sct'st it down as a principle, That r<g«/ dignity can never be hereditary. Because it is an
office, like that of the mayors orsheriffs; and therefore, that it must be always (if not annually) elective. Foi that, as thou fay'11, no office can be hereditary.
Now, master, hast not thou consider'd, that the sue-
cessipn upon the house of Hanover, being protestants, is an entail, and made hereditary? And here thou dedarst, that the ng«/ dignity can never be hereditary. Is not this a manisest arraigning the ofsuccession ; and so coming under the treason they are liable to who oppose it ? This is oppofing it in the very heart of in the whole
frame and constitution of it.
O. The truth on't countryman, we are against all
kings or queens. We are for our own /ij/s, a common- wealth against them all. But we must have king, we wou'd have an ehctive one, that he might the more
pend upon us. And the worfe title, always, with
us, the better king. Now when the prince of Hanover comes to the throne, in his own turn, according to law, he will
certainly insist upon his hereditary right. And shall be rebel then, as well as now. And intend it, if live
so long. For must be always true to my principles.
And, no doubt, he'll be for passive-obcdience, and the
old jure divino stuff. D'ye think, he'd be willing to
be deposed us, when we please he'll see us hangi sirst.
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O. Because it is before his turn. And so the less right F that. And we are all for the least right in our go- et-nours. Theirs is all derivative from us. We allow
F no original right, but only in the people to rebel. Besides, the osier we change our kings, the better, that hey may plead no prescription or inheritance. And we nay get something by every change. Some change or other to embrangle and confound. We love troubled •wa-
'ers* there are f/h to be caught.
From •Sat. Oct 14, to&at. August 21, 1704. Nei2.
Tbe conclusion ofthe comical romance. With the second part to the fame tune, by master Observator.
Coun. * 1 vHOU promis'dst me Saturday finnight, Ji that next meeting thou wou'dst give me the remainder of the comical romance, thou then began'st ; wherein there shou'd be some fighting and cuffing work. And last Saturday thou put'st me off with a story of a marriage thou had'st projected, or some body else for
thee. What's this tofighting?
O. O, Sir, the most that can be. For,
Just so romances are, for what else Is in them all, but love and battles ?
Having then begun the amour intrigue, we'll go oa to
for that follows next in order.
We left off at William Cikpepcr'% refusing the challenge
of Mr. Dencw, upon a private quarrel of his own, till he had sirst fought Sir George Rook ; whom he never intended to fight, either in England, Holland, or any place else,
where there was any danger of a halter. Besides another
considerable reason which he gives, in his fore-mention'd
flate ofthe difference, Sec. p. 38. That Mr. Denew was, A man more than commonly jkiWd in fencing. And W. C. would fight no man that had more//// than himself.
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that will not Jight, has the privilege of being Beaten.
O. Mr. Denew took the fame course. And meeds! W-C in the street, laid on him with his cane. This font
the hero to draw, and run away backwards, till he ws stopt by a wall ; which he fully prov'd at the trial. Then Mr. Dencw drew likewise, and pursudhim, till he came
to his stand.
C. Now swords axe out, I am pleas'd !
Now whs O. I'll give it you in TV. C's own words, in hIis rela
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threv took thai opportunity, and made a home pass at him. Says Mr. De- KEw, that is not fair—But W. C. p. 38. proves it to be
fair, out of Spelmans Glossary.
C. Was there no blood shed then on either side ?
O. No, company came in and parted them. Else W. C. might have thrown his head at him next time.
C. And is this the end of the story? Is this the con
clusion of your romance ?
O. No, No, W- C. got asecond, was too hard for themall. C. I don't sind he needed any. But what second did
he choose ?
O. It was my lord chiefjustice Holt. For he's i
knight, and so, a man of war. At least it was so in
Spelmans Glossary.
C. And did his lordship meet them ?
O. Yes. Three of them all together, wife. Mr. Natha-
thaniel Denew, Mr. Robert Britton, and Mr. John Mer- riam. And there were twelve judges of the field. Who all gave it against W. C. that there was no conspiracy to assassinate him, as he was terribly asraid ; only a few dry blows design'd, to teach him better manners. How ever, the law could not avoid taking notice of assault
and battery, and fiud Mr. Denew for that. And so W. C. came off -victoria!
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C. Ifthere no great honour, there some money to he got, sind, by being drubb'd. An ill tongue, and
bad pair of bands, may prove pretty thriving trade, with good management.
But what becomes of your 20 cut-throat commissioners
the blood office, at this rate You see, that as many of them as were tryd, were all acquit of any defign of assassi- nation.
O. What signisies being acquit We can keep up the cry and the noise of still. It necessary we should do so. It will blacken these church-men still, with all that
believe us which thou know'st are not few. There fore, in my Obser*vator of Saturday fe'nnight, the 7th instant, fall again upon this wicked method of assassina- tion. And put all our good friends upon their guard! Which will alarm them not little! And make them ready for what w have to do with them For who would
not rather assassinate, than be assassinated? And they who begin sirst, have the advantage. Do'st understand me, countryman '
sassination against thy own worthy person. And that we may guess from whom like to come, thou fay'fl to thy self, out of my mouth, there's captain somebody, or lieutenant somebody, that says he'll stab you, he be bangd for it, for abufing Sir George Rook. Here's the blood-office up again and d'ye think we'll all steep till our throats be cut? No, master, we're all ready, when ever you give the word! have my Marston-moor. and Edge-hili. , both sword and musket in good order-
wipe them, clean every day and long to be at work And we know whom you mean by captain some-body, and lieutenant some-body, that captain or lieutenant
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every-body, whom we please. And thou tell'st they
are in office. Thou fay'st, these assafiins and bullies in other people's causes, are a new fort of men, sprung up in England in a few years time ; and that these men should Here's a stroke at all the at least all that express any We'll make assassines and bullies of them all. And as thou fay'st notably in the fame place, it is as lawful to stab on one fide as the other. And
have offices is a srange thing. officers in the army or navy ; concern for Sir George Rook.
if we begin sirst, it is only by way of prevention ! How ever, there's nothing rouses the spirit of mob, and keeps them more upon the fret, and ready, than the noise of assassinations. Then we turn this upon the government; and that these men should have offices, is a srange thing! And what is that government that employs assassmes ? Ha! ;ny boy ! we have it ! and whoever reads this Observatcr a twelve-month hence, will certainly conclude, that these Rookites did intend assassinations upon the worthy Obscr-
•vator, as surely as upon the body of W. Colepeper. And we know how to keep up the cry in the mean time, till at last all our party will have it by tradition, and believe it as certainly, as all the other stories we have told them ; and by which we have done such great things, both in
the present and past ages. -''
But hark ye, master, suppose Sir George Rook shou'd
sind some remedy at law against thee, as well as William
Colepeper, who makes him to have employ'd these assas- fines, and set them on ?
O. How can that be ? Why, man, the Judges are attack'd themselves, every one of them, the whole bench of them all together; and I lay plainly, that no fair play is to be expected, or justice done, as long as our present judges art in being. Which is quoted in the Rehearsal. N. 3. as likewise my reflections upon the lord high admiral, by name, (I am not afraid! ) and upon fine Jade victor, Sec.
And I own my self, and tell of the prosecution against me, and repeat the articles exhibited against me ; and ridicule them, and laugh at them all ; and stand upon the law of England, and good protestant juries. I'm as safe as a
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75 thief 'in a mill. Forif the judges cannot sind law, or that it must not be executed (as not being seasonable, at this time, like the occafional hill) to lave themselves out ofmy lift of knaves, nor the bishops, nor the convocation, nor the of commons, nor the prince himself, nor even the : What is Sir George Rook ! that he should think to have anyjustice by law against me the Observator; who represent the whole body of the whigs and dissenters, am
employ'd, paid, and supported by /Am, in the face of /aw it self. As occafional conformity is, in despight of the corporation, and test acts. And while that stands, never sear me, countryman. It is the party must not be aV/oA- ligyd ; and that not one way more than another. No more
by affronting the Observator, or stopping his mouth, than
by bringing in again the occafional hill. Let them if they dare! w e are ready to reW. I have often proclaim'd
it. And who dare flop my trumpet ? As I fay, in the fame Observator, we are upon (Vil. 3. N. 57.
