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O. All! all! for the preservation of his sacred person-
and authority ! and if that unlucky fire at New-Market had not brought him thence sooner than he intended, we had met him and his brother at the Rye-House, and
preserved them intirely !
However, we were near his preservation again at the
Oxfordparliament ; our legions were assembled and armed, and just ready to have given him the demonstration ?
C. And how did he escape ?
O. Why, he would not be preserved 'by us ! but put himself into his own hands, and faid he would preserv t
himself!
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O. Doit! ay to obi sorrows his friends, wires, ass ^ faid, had almost all deserted him, and many of them came over to us, a* to thestronger side ; as soon as they fa* that he would stand by himself, clapt their wings foijof?
and faid they would stand by him too. you
C. Did he raise any armies to subdue ? . Was there.
a civil war upon this occasion ? Would you suffer the. "
ting to be taken oat of your hands, without striking- a.
yfroi* for it ?
O. Alas t we were not able, We had . friglkeii'd thT
ir'*^with the Æe«j/f of oar members; and that We 'had allthC nation, almost to a man, ay marry had we onourside ? but when it came to the touch, deal a bit had we; but a
of little barking curs, that had made all the
company
noise ! the king was at no trouble with us, but to support
the laws, and 'not suffer them to be eludedtryus. The
Mess of us fled beyond sea, run into hales, and ^Vsifee"
rats behind the hangings. Qthers submitted, and 'were"
fardon d; and somesew received thehdeserts:
C. But did theysubmit too so tamely in zEAi. X}ifs'$e»r- land? They had been in two open rebellions against this,
fame king, since his restanratron:
O. That while he Wa&conrthrg and indulging them,
andsuspending the/an^ in their/Wow BiitnOw, when they faw that the king would be no longer intpcs 'd upon, and that he was resolved to stand by the laws; and that nothing was to be got, but what the- law directs" fof
transgressing the /««>, they immediately drew in" their horns tods wkKout force of arms, or any other . Oithaf
method. And they all came to church, when they faw there was nothing to be got by staying cut of it! inso much, that, as have heard from . several of'tha't
thtte^&s n&Vorte'Jie/d-meeting (such those ot the presbytc Hans were call'd) in all'- Scotland; when" that' kingdyld.
So intirely and eafily we&wvsubdud every wherel
C. That was when your bullying was despis'd, and
would no longer frighten:
G: 'Tis even so; therefore wtf muff? bitlif on NOW;,
that we be not despis'd! for that moment we are con~
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133 fner'd! we are nothho! and till then, while we can terrify, we must carry all before us! for we must not
be di/hblig'dt
This is the account I give of my trial, in the sirst Ob-
1 printed after of the 6th of this month, N. 67. wherein make my cause the cause of the whole
Then shew how the party stood me, in the vast'.
appearance- at Guild-hall; and in the pains was taken, in
pleading my cause- wherein fay, More pleadings were' allow than in the- trial, condemnation, and execution of
many hundreds men. As being (forsooth of much more consequence, thati6, disobliging the party
Then triumph upon my mob's frightning the court, tKat my lord chiefjustice was fore'd to order t\\esheriff\ to bring his guards, and make my countryman wonder to see guards upon the door in court ofjuliiee.
Then tell how- they insulted my prosecutor, Mr. Rob. Stevens, one of the queen's messengers, in the very court,
Guild-hall, where there were (fay can't till htnv
many thousand gentlemen (so term my mob) who cry'd out (upon Mr. Stevens a hog, a hog. And his badge as the queen's messenger, call hisyoke about his neck and that the meaning of was, to shew whose swmt he was; that the queen's, whose badge he wore. This was bullying queen and all! and teli how my gentlemen ;mi did laugh and shout at this hog in armour, follow ing a court ofjustice, and to hear him grunt to the people when he would bring on the trial and how pitifully this
to such mob, or any thing to get out of their singers never heard of the queen's officers treated at this rate
and court otjustice too this was bullying with wit~
ness!
Bat what dos't mean by thei coiler of Gloucester, which
you mention in the fame Observator.
0. 'ml moH hitter book full of malicious and sense-
str•vator
ptrty, and faid, Æl which must have suffered in the person the Orservator; and 'tis mt 'tis the partw
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less stories of the bishops and clergy in our former reign offorty-one, and which we have now lately re-printed, with many others for the fame end we did then. To tell thee truth, countryman, it is all lies, and pure invention, without proof or vouchers, and so fillily put together, as to pass all probahility, or make the least impression upon any man of common sense. But it serves with mob for chat
in the chimney-corner, or over a pot of «/f , and goes down
as glib.
And to make the application, I sill our carts now
with drunken priests, and would have them thrown to the
hogs. None of ours will dispute the truth on't, or ask
any proof.
I pay my rejpects to the church upon all occasions ! and
there is not one Observator since my trial, wherein I have not advertis'd some libel against her.
In my Observator, N. 68. I have at Sir George Rook again, and Gibraltar, and the London Gazette (see Re
hearsal. N. 8. ) and I fall upon the ill management of the steet and trade, to enflame the nation. And N. 70. I bring it home to the lord high admiral, by name; and re peat what thou hast rehears'd'N. 8. but without any an swer to it. No, let them prove on, we'll talk on, and
WE hope to talk ev en his royal highness out of his place too, and then we have but one step further!
And now that we are got above the reach of trials, and all danger (for the party must not be disoblig'd! ) I not only write again, but tell them plainly, N. 67. That I
shall continue to oppose them, maugre the malice of men and devils.
C. But it made me hold my sides, to see how leering/y- you ti He the judges, and commend their justice to yon, and what fair play they gave you ; and you promise, /*
a short time to shenu, that good iudges are one great blesjag of the revolution. It seems then you do not reckon this reign any part of the revolution ; for, as I before ri- hears'd'N. 3. you put all the present judges in this reign into your list of knaves, and faid, there was no fair ply or justice to be expected, •while the present judch
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vnere in being ; and yet these are the same, the very same present judges that werethen in being ! and you make no apology for what you faid before, or any retractation. But when you came to be concerned with them, then you fay to them, as to your young cully, You have a pretty bead os hair —— Lend me half a crown,
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O. I did fay in mine of last March I 1, 1703, That to
be condemned without being heard would be the practices of
ing.
passive obedience fool, and made conscience oispeak
ing evil of the rulers of the people, even tho' hardly or un justly dealt with, I might have been dealt with. I love
to keep my judges tight.
C. But hark ye, master, what do'st mean by faying in
the fame Obfirvator, N. 67. That thou did'st help to
Ihe on the throne. In which
place t queen service (fay'st
our courts ofjustice, as long as our presentjudges are in be
And now I tell you, that none was ever heard so long and so patiently as I have been, and nothing of that was laid to my charge f Thou do'st not yet understand the art of bullying ! They knew that I had a foul mouth, and all the rest of our party ; therefore they out did themselves in patience towards me. If I had been a
have received or in ; which fix seven shots my body
thou)
are sure testimonials of my sidelity. I did not hear there
was any bloodshed or fighting upon this queen's accession to the throne. No, nor upon K. Williams neither. What then do'st mean ?
O. But there was at Sedgmore, upon my king Mon- mouth's, for whom Ifought ; and was condemned to be whipped for and appeal'd from those crueljudges to the king, and told him rather deserved to be hang'd,
and petition for it.
was, would not grant
neither for which
and loaded his memory afterwards.
But he, like bloody tyrant as he me, nor sufser me to be whipp'd raisd at him, as long as he livd,
C. O, now understand Then Monmouth had suc ceeded, and been king, our present queen had come in as his heir and rebelling against herfather, was helping her to the throne!
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O. If Monmouth had succeeded, I would fain see the man durst have called it rebellion ! And was not his at tainder rcveri and Argyll' too, &c. after the revt- luticn But thou know'st nothing and too late now to instruct thee. tell thee, have help'd this queen Ca the throne! and given good testimonials of my fidelity'. for, as fay in the fame Observator, most truly,
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A Summary View the affairs Scotland, from the re volution to their late act for arming. With the proba
ble leason it. The propofal
arming all tie freeholders in Englsfidi and fer what end. H&r Majesty's /ww the militia.
attack'd the Observator.
Cam. gT^OOD new-year to thee, master.
\±f And to our caus£, countryman gOtSl bravely On! let not our enemies recover their spirits* t6 spoil my bullying, and fry me agairt this -year. ope »
be Out of their reach, before the nexi's'
C. Thouspeak'st nrystically, rfiaster How can'st tho'a
be out oftheir reach and that before riextyeari '
O. We are got above them already We can bulls them, as we do. If we can legion the house of comntoxfi and they fitting throw all the tacktrs to the lions and
even my self, continue to impeach the administration
publkkly thro' the nation in print, with my name to
more impudently since my trial than before for was
party
must not be difoblig'd! and we are so much above them now, who dare fay bo to cm goose, when wr are joined by our dear brethren of Scotland, who reipt
triumphantly over the church, and persecute her with out moderation but they want little help from us present, for the cavaliers and churchmen have play'd them
%'trick lately.
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master.
0. You must know that at the beginning ofthis
lution, in Decem. 1688, our Cameraman zealots had the usoiA tipp'd to them, and took arms, and shew'd their moderation to the clergy, like any Scythians, O, most curiously ! plundering, tearing, and murdering at discretion. And this was made use of as an argument to shew the inclinations of the people against episcopacy. Upon' this the college ofjustice at Edinburgh, and others did arm themselves, the government being then in confusion; and• sent to the prince of Orange (before he was king) to quiet this commotion, till matters might be settled in a regular
way. His highness then sent orders that both parties mould lay down their arms. The cavaliers obey'd, not doubt ing but this was fincerely meant. But the whigs did not disarm ! and when afk'd why they did not obey his high ness 's order ? they laugh and faid, they knew for whom
was meant This armed rabble, after having acted the most glorious outrages that ever were heard of up and down the country, in the west of Scotland, where they are
most powerful, were made the guard of the convention, when they met, and made full use of their power ex cluding. what members they thought sit (after the exam- pie of Old Noll,, who understood business insulting them the: very streets, especially the bishops, who fat in the sirst convention some were murder d; Sir George Lockart, that eminent lawyer, was shot dead wyoxi Easter- Day, going into his own house, as he came from church Sir GeorgeMackensde, then lord advocate, ofcelebrated name, and well known in England, was fore'd to sty for his life
night, and came to London, where he dyd; my lord Dundee, who had been active in the reign of K. Charles II. against our friends, whom they call'd rebels, notwith standing he was known to be no less zealous against po pery, was fore'd to sty too, for he fat in the sirst meeting of that convention, and gave this as the reason for his tak
ing up arms. In this godly convention, thus modelled, bpiscopacy was voted down the bishops being sirst' turned out (without which could not have been done
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there ! ) by the instructions sent to the commissioner, bear ing date from our court at Copt-Hall, the 31 of May, 1689, which were afterwards printed by the late kings authority in London. And the episcopal clergy who had been so inhumanly and barbaroufy (as they speak) rab bled, and forced to fly, sent Dr. Scot dean of Glasgow, to the then prince of Orange, to implore his protection from
this violent mob ; but for answer, were reserred to the convention or meeting of estates, who by the way, were not to meet till between /•ivo and /Acw months after, till when they were to bear it with christian patience ! And when they met, in obedience to his highness's recommen
1 excluded from dation, they by their of ^>«V 3, 1689,
the proteclion of the government, all those clergy who had been woiV out before that z£y ; who were about 300 ; and declared their churches vacant, and returned their thanks to the good women und people for their godly zeal in the work of reformation I
C. Here's a jflsry with all my heart ! Do'st think any body will believe thee, tho' thou quotes acts and days? Were these things ever told in England before? What! that the presbyterian mob should be let loose at this ratei to ravage the establisFd church and clergy ; and no punishment, but rather thanks given them for it!
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I reser thee to the several accounts of these
proceedings Scotland, printed 1690, &c. for so. Hindmarsh at the Golden Ball in Cornlill, over against the Royal Exchange. And they will astonish thee ! but you must consider, that tho' such proceedings look, at sirst sight, very horridly to
carnally-minded men, who regard not the spirituality of the bufiness, and can see no moderation in it ! yet it W« great moderation ! for the work of the Lord could not otherwise have been carry 'd on. And should his iveri stop, to gratisy flesh and blood, which we are oblig'A to subdue! It is the end that sanctifies the means. Who:
would not bear a little evil for such a great deal ofgood? 1 They are the men of no moderation, who put us to so much
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141 much trouble, and would not let us do our work qui etly, since it must be done ! They have silled the na tions with their remonstrances and relations of their suffer
ings, and the injustice done them, to bring an evil-report upon their brethren, and disquiet the minds of the people,
and put them upon thai guard, and prejudice them against the work going on in England too ! Is it not these men's noise that hinders peace and union ? And can these be men of moderation ? Are they Christians, who will not
suffer patiently ? but must clamour and roar out, like children, when they are hurt I ay, and pretend to be afiaid too of worse coming upon them ! and to prepare for their defence in case of the worst: as they have serv'd us in the knavish trick I told thee they had lately put
upon us, which I come now to shew thee.
Our godly party having been armd at the beginning of the revolution, as is faid, have io continued to this
day, whereas the others have ge erally no arms ; for
what sttould they do with arms ? However they were un
easy, as thinking themselves defenceless in our power, who never did them any harm in all the days of our lise ! but on the contrary, when it came under consideration, and was debated in our Junto then reigning in London, in theyear 1649, whether all the royalists in England should be put to a general massacre, for the fasety of the govern ment ? It was carry 'd in the negative by no less than two whole -voices, and we contented our selves with the me thod of the high court of justice, to lop only such as we thought sit, and put the rest under confiscations, sequestra tions, and imprisonment at pleasure ; all that mourned or murmured for their two idols we had broken, of episcopacy and monarchy, of church and state, which we laid level with the ground, and seized all the revenues belonging to
them, for the use of the saints! - And was not that a good use?
Now, countryman, I'll shew thee how unreasonable these church and monarchy men are, and howfoolishly they ar
gue ; they fay, that because we mumpd them indeed in
sorty-one, and again in this revolution, especially in Scot land
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land (where the dance was begun that was to be pifd thro' England, as before in forty-one ) and at all tints, and in all places, wherever we had the pofwer to do it ; and because our principles and inclinations and what wi take to be our interest, are still the fame, and we justify what we did before; that therefore it is certain we vhII do the fame again, whenever we get into the fmm
Thus they fay.
But where, is the consequence ? because we did it be
fore, is it therefore necessary that we must do it again? And tho' we take it to be our interest, have not many
men mistaken their interest, and ruined themselves
and acted contrary to their interest? and for our princi
ples Can they sind no examples where men have acted likewise (occasionally) against their principles? So that here no certain conclufion at all What mood or sigure will they put their syllogism in These men have no
lagick And thus we easily answer and refute all their arguments, and suggestions and mew them to have no moderation, who are afraid of consequences, that are
not certain and demonstrative
C. But meet men robb'd and stript upon the fame
by
way that ongoing, must be robPd'too
there no demonstrative proof Hat go on nay see the robbersbt-
fore me, and that they threaten me to my face, give not up mysword into their hands, and trust their mode ration! see men bound and gagg'd by them, not
much as to open their mouths on pain of high treason, and hear their groans,, on the Scotch side of xhshedge—All this no demonstration, that must needs be served so, if'
deliver my sword! but they are such woundy proba hilities, that I'm sure should have no moderation, is to my self, nor one drathm, of common-sense left, should trust my self such hands, while was pos,ibl) in my pewcr to help , W'
O. Thou'lt always be putting me out now thou hast
puzzled ike. cause v^mn care not for thy common-sntst, I'm for logki and I'll go oa with my story. Thefc
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mind. They thought not themselves safe, while the arms were in our godly hands, and themselves left naked. And because they durst not complain of this, while the government is in 'qur hands ; they had afetch about, on
other pretences, to get the whole kingdom, except the pa pist, put into a posture of defence, now in this time of war. By which means the royalists and episcopal malicnants
there are now to be arin'd as well as we saints I And should they be found superior to us, not only in quality and interest, but in numbers too, mould we not then think our selves in a bad condition ? And would not this be a scurvy trick play'd us ?
C. A scurvy trick, on ray word! but would not you still be as safe by your own logick, being arm'd, as you would persuade them they were, when allthearms were myour hands?
0. Owe logick ismade for them, not for us ! As no man of, his own self catches
The itch or amorous French aches,
So no man does himself convince
By his own doctrine ofhisfins.
But we have found out a way to deliver the faints. We'll give them an Oliver their Rowland! For I'll tell thee, , countryman, we will now approve of wha( they have done in Scotland, since we cannot help it ! and we will pro pose the fame for a precedent to England ; that to get all freeholders in England arm'd too, or, as word in ray Ohfervator of last Dec. 20. N. 71. the posse of the kingdom, and the native strength of the country. And fay, They (the Scots) are much in the right; and we
not the like, we are much in the wrong. And shew
there plainly, that their design cannot be upon England. C. Upon what then What then need we be alarm'di* O. The nation need not for none can think, that
Scotland ever intends to conquer. England but our. party has great reason to look to it; for we make not root and branch work in Scotland, we can never carry on
the cause in England. And we can get the mob of
England arm'd, we know how to manage them, to join with
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with our good brethren of Scotland, if they should cor into England, for a further reformation, as they did in
And we will have grievances, till we hare! pull'd down the church and monarchy, as w e did before. I
C. But the militia is in the queen's hands. How will you do with that ?
O. Hast not thou therefore observ'd how I explain the | nature of the militia in mine, N. 73, and 74, to be ori ginally in the people, and that the parliament ought to have the choice of them. And how it came asterwards It • he put into the hands of the king (fay I, N. 74. last Dtr.
30. ) is asubject that wouldprove invidious—But however, that it is not solely in the king, but under the rcstrictisss
ofparliament. Do'ft thou perceive nothing now ?
C. I think my eyes begin- to open ! and by the working
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it is apparent, that a national war with Scotland is not
the matter ; but by a conjunction of the faction in both kingdoms, the good old cause is to have another day for it here in England, as well as in Scotland. But more of this next time, it is now late, and thou hast given me enough to dream on for a week.
From 4bat. Jan. 6, to ^at. Jan. 13, 170s. N° 24.
I. The Militia justify'd to he inherent in the Crown.
2. And the mob notions
3. Of limitations of the Crown. 4. And incapacity
of government confuted. in Kings. 5. The Observator confounded.
1. Cea». TT 7"E parted last upon the point of the mi-
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ginally in the power of the pecSple. And how it came
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asterwards to be put into the hands of /dicing (thou fay'ft, N. 74. of last Dec. 30. ) is a subject that woud prime in vidious, and perhaps not suitable to the intent of thy dis course. What do'st mean by perhaps ?
O. That's a word we use, when we have not a mind to speak out. And so is a reserve, to put what meaning upon
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upon it we please, if we shou'd be question d. Yet easy to be understood by a willing mind! Thou can'st not but see, that, without a perhaps, the intent of my dis course was to get the militia out of the queen (or kings) hands, and have it back again into the hands of the people ; whence I suppose it has been inrefed or tricltd, some how or other. Therefore I put in the word invidious, that this subject wdu'd be invidious !
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cannot suppose it wou'd be invidious to the People, to as
sert and stand up for their rights and prerogative su preme!
C. Thills all as plain as the nose on one's face. But how wilt thou do with the act of parliament, I 3 Car. 2. c. 6. which declares, That the SOlE supreme govern ment, command and dispofition of the militia, and of all
forces by sea and land, and of all forts and places of serength, is, and by the laws ofEngland ever was the undoubted right of his majesty, and of his royal predecessors,
kings and queens os'England ; and that both, or either of the bouses of parliament cannot, nor ought to pretend to the sume ; nor can, nor lawfully may raise or levy any uoar-, ofsenfive or defenfive, against his majesty, his heirs,
er lawful successors.
O. Go on, read the next words.
C. And yet the contrary thereof hath of late years been
practised almost to the ruin and destruction of this kingdom. O. Ajr, that is right I Thus fays the act. Andyet the contrary —— you see the act fays contrary. I hate those
that quote a thing by halves. When it is all out, you see it makes plainly for me ! Is it not plain?
C. Exceeding plain! but hark ye, Bayes, the act does not pretend to invest the king with the militia, and full power of the sword, as if granted to him by that or any former parliament ; but recognizes it as a right un doubtedly inherent in the crown ; and that by the laws of Encland it ever was so. When was it then in the
people? or, are not king and parliament as good expofs- ters of the laws, and ought to know them as well as my Vol. I. H master
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• master Bayes, or any from whom he receives his »l
telligence ?
O. Thou'rt still sopping me in the mouth with tit
laws and acts of parliament ! But if the king has the mi litia, it must be some law or other that gave it him.
Else, how came he by it ?
C. If it be inherent in his office, to have the soie
power of the sword, as this act of parliament speaks; then we must look for the law that gave it him, as- high up as the law that made the first king.
3. 0. That must be some parliament.
C. What king was it call'd that parliament, xvhid.
made the first king?
O. Why ? Cannot a parliament be calfJ by any but
a king ?
C. Whoelseshou'ds*//it?
O. The people. ? C. What ! All the people in the kingdom
O. No ; that's impossible. But such as they please to
choose for their representatives.
C. Who they ? Is that *// the people then that muft
choose ?
O. No. For they can no more choose representatives,
But the free-holders fhall
free-holders ? Did all the people choose so many of
themselves to be free-holders? And do they hold from the people ? Are not all the people as free as they ? Are
not allfree-born ? Or, are these free-holders born with their tenures of free-hold about their «fcio / As thoa usest to ask me, if kings were born booted and JpurrJ,
and the people withsaddles on their ? so
than they can choose a king. choose for the rf/? .
please to
but the must be made for them, whether they please, or not. But pray tell me, who made these
C. Then it is not such as the
choose;
may fay, Are all the people born with ropes about their necks, to be hang'd, drawn and quarter d, and all that they have
dispos'd of, as these free-holders shall to wft ?