This to
separate
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them both odious to the nation.
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He gives them over as all high-flyers and papi/hes.
C. Yet what papists were there, were on your side a- gainst the church ; particularly Mr. L y, a noted pa-
fist procur'd 200 votes against the Earl rfDysert.
O. No matter for that ; they are all papijkes ; I have
faid it over and over ; and if the Plot — office was up a- gain, I wou'd swear it ; and, as my brother truth and honesty fays, that all this is long of these wicked par
sons whom therefore we rail at, curse, and expose all
that ive can.
C. And
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C. And more than you can with either truth or ho nesty; but, thank God, your wit is not so great as youi malice ; and your stories are so fillily contriv'd, as to pass the belief of any man of common sense. You have Ifd yourselves out of credit ; you have made a trait of it. And what you fay is no more a reflection, than if it came from an oyster-woman M Billingsgate, or a uatcr- rr. an upon the Thames.
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And your threats are of no more regard; you sent
a letter to Oxford (which I got, and printed, March 31, N. 35. ) with the names of the tackers in the Univerfity,
County and City, whom you threaten d to shoot througk the head if they offer'd to appear at the then ensuing elections, and call'd them penfioners of France. But you*
scandal is despis'd, and reckon'd as ridiculous as YOO t vain boast of your legions, and impotent threats. These fame tackers, nam'd in your letter, are now chose again
in the County, Uniucrfity, and City of Oxford. I
teH thee, if I were to stand at an election, I wou'd hire thei and thy scandalous club to speak all the ill of me that
y ou cou'd invent ; it wou'd really be a recommcndatiit of me, even to strangers, who had one drachm ofsenst or prohity, and who understood the mamur of proceeding ofthe most harden d, prophane, and faction that ever the earth bore. Thy Observators, and the other
papers of the scandalous club are stuft''d with iwect'tvct against the church and clergy, and almost impossible stories told, like those in The cobler of Gloucester, such an
other author in the times offorty-one, which you have now re-printed, out of your deep respect to the church, no doubt ! Thou tell'st a story (too beastly to be repeat
1 1, which I have heard many years ago, and thou lay'st it upon X high-flyer, a knight in Kent (we guess whom v o» mean) as if done yesterday. But if ever it was done (which J
ed) in thine of the 9th instant, Vol. IV. N.
can hardly believe) I remember full well it was faid to be done by a parcel of the debauchee whigs, who us'd to prophane churches, and all things sacred; as some of them lateiy have done ; who are now pinocles of the
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faSIion, and saints of the covenant! and,
without mending!
(2 ) O. But what fay'st thou to what I tell of your sine
parson Lamb, in my Otservator, N. 9. the last but one to that before nam'd ? Don't I make him a pure drunkem fellow, and set down a violent expression of his in favour
ofthe tackers ?
C. I
believe not one word of and thou brings no vouchers. And have this further reason to believe, that Mr. Lamb
not a man of that violent and pajstonate temper thou woud'st represent him. Thy violent crew gave him trial of it, about month past, at Harfenden near St. Al- bans where company of whigs and diffentcrs being met to concert elections and, as they use, to rout and
revel Mr. Lamb lock'd up the church-doors, to secure
that place, at least, from their insults. For which, as
happen'd, he had good reason for, in their cups, they had mind to have the church-bells -to ring, to grace their solemnity and, sinding the church-doors lock'd, they made no ceremony with but broke into the church, and sell a ringing the bells. Upon which Mr. Lamb
went to them, and represented their disorder to them in mild manner, that he persuaded them to depart in peace, and leave him in possession of his church. But, upon second thoughts, and t'other cup, they got up a- gain, and sinding the chui ch-doors lock'd up again,
believe like the rest of
thy stories
that
259 which is more,
as before, broke in the second time, and sell to the bells. Mr. Lamb went to them again and his rhttorick had that persuasion, as to get them out quietly
the second time, and he lock'd up the church doors again. But, to make my story short, they broke in the third time. And Mr. Lamb seeing no end of took with him the church -wardens and constables, and, reasoning the case with them, faw there violent dissenter of his pa
rish, to whom he address'd himself, and faid, Neigh bour, Tm sorry never to see you at church but upon such an occafion as this, to do violence to it. The dissenter as pertly reply'd, That the church was as much his, as the
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parson's, and that he iumid come to it, whcn he woud, and- horn} he woud, and do what he picas V, with other insult ing language. But the authority of the church -v-arahst and constables, and sear of the lain, repriev'd the church,
and fav'd Mr. Lamb, for that time ; who, in all this as
sault upon himself and the church, carry'd with the greatest evenness and moderation, of which all present
were witnesses. And therefore the Obfervators contrary representation of Mr. Lamb, without other voucher than his own veracity, will go down with none, but who are in love with s! ander,znA take every occasion against: the church.
(3. ) O. These clergy do us all the mischief: Therefore we must be reveng'd on them one way or other. They
us, and influence elections. They have got most of the gentry (all but the ,whig-rctkes ) from us; and, among the common people, they have the fiber and substantial party. But yet our. number, we hope, will prevail ; which cannot be inconfiderable, while we have the fools and knaves on our side ! considering which, I did not think, that the church cou'd have put us so hard
to as perceive now in the beginning of the eleffims. But our hope in the north, who are nearer, and keep
correspondence with ou good brethren in Scotland.
(5. ) And as the day were our own already, tri
umph in mine of the 2th instant, and afle them, what they use to afle at us, (as undermost to receive favours, and theirs to grant what will content you, and ease you of yourfrights put thefright upon them and fay, No good man against the security the church, or agahjf
preach against
making new lasws, any are wanting, to defend its enemies the papists. you
C. But the church has other enemies,
and dissenters who are battering her every day most shameless and violent manner.
againfi
vibigt the
O. O, for that fay in the fame paragraph, that the
protestant dissenters are the support and friends the church of England. -
C. This insulting past all measure when, the
very next paragraph, you charge the clergy with preaHch '
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. ng down the doctrine of the church of England ; and fay, that the dissenters preach it up, and so are the true church as England. Then down with the church of
England! they are the dijsenters ! This you have la- bour'd at in several pampblets, to prove the dijsenters to be the church of England. This is your way of being the support of the church of England! to get it all to
yourselves, and out with those who are now falfly caWd
the church of England. you And in thine of the 9th instant, N. 11.
wou'd take away the right of our clergy to their livings, and
to vote in clections, and call them free-boaters of divi
nity ; and such contemptible creatures as our noble progeni tors wou'd have disdain d to have set with the dogs of their flock. Thou fay 'st, They hold their livings by
no other tenure, than the poor of th/e land hold their AlMS
HOUSES. And therefore fay'st,
cannot but admire at their impudence to intermeddle with our elections.
C. Our eleSionI
i ! fays
And how often
has he repeated,
JohnTuchin. have two members in the
house of
mons representing my person. But the clergy are such contemptible creatures as are not worthy to have any
to represent them ! they live only upon alms ! And all the bishops palaces, and the parsonages in the kingdom are
alms-houses ! They are so little worthy to be pastors, that our noble whigs, even Tuchi/i and De Foe, wou'd disdain to set them with the dogs of their stocks !
These! these! are the friends os the church, and its only support! against these there is no need of the occafional bill to be revivd, or anysecurity to be aik'd !
No need of tacking (which has been often us'd upon
smaller occasions) when there is no hope of obtaining it by any other methods !
(6. ) Tacking ! sirst introdue'd by the whigs against K- Charles II. and apply'd occafionally against even K. William. But no-. v monstrous to be mention'd (when all other ways arc stopp'd) for the preservation of the church
and of the queen !
Behold ye are all children of Israel,£/'w here your advice
and council! , AD
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ADVERTISEMENT.
The passage of Past twelve o'clock told in my last, a
gentleman of undoubted reputation had from the coun try, but writing again for a more particular account of of it, received lately what is under written.
neral Ash Ash
one
in this country. Sir H— — ry end not Sir W. 1. The answer to my enquiry is this—SirK—ry 1 hid his coufin Mr. Ash 1 of Ash—t lo
Sir, There is a mistake as to' the person, and it is a ge
give his service to his coufin Va ry, and advise him not to be too hot, for that it was past twelve o'clock •with the church of England : And said the q— n was on their fide,
This is what Mr. Va— ry
February last or the beginning c/'March.
Now let all errors be corrected. That Past twelve
o'clock, &c. was cry'd stands still, who was the bell-man is all the dispute.
from ^at. May 19, to ^flt. May 26, 170? . N°4J-
I. Of the letter in /£r post-man concerning SirVS. Ash—t. 2. Of the weather-cock said to beset up in Oxford. 3. The extraordinary standard set up at Sandwich. With
Mr. MeadV fine speech. Wherein of the general attack made upon the church and the crown. 4. The story os Peter', not to be forgot. 5. The short and the longo»V.
l X H O U wast claw'd off last Saturday, and ( . ) Obs. f~r^ a letter printed in the Post-Man, &c. to prove thee a liar. I
C. But in mine of the fame day (which was before could see these papers ) the mistake was rectify d, and it was an innocent mistake, and no way afsecting the pur pose for which that story was told, which was only to shew the sense of a certain sort of people, and whether it
was W. or H. faid makes no difference in the case. O. But then was lie at least in the person from whom you had your intelligence. C. No,
meaning SirH y'/ fide*
told me last night, and I
heard him at otbtr fay
have
times. And this message nuas deliver 'd to Mr. Va—ry in
often
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C. No, as he tells in his Utter (which I have printed) it was a general mistake in that country, and he corrected it as soon as he knew it.
O. But in the Post-Man it is faid, that the intent was
as Vss supposed to prevent his (Sir William Ashurc's) elec tion.
C. It is there likewise faid, that these letters Sir W. Ash——t is malicioufy reported to be Sir William Ashurft. When men are not nam'd, they need not take it to them selves unless they please. And I give thee my word that I had no wno in telling that story upon his election, nor was it then in my head ; nor do I think it would have been any hindrance, but rather an advantage to his elec
tion, with a certain sort of men.
0. Thou giv'st thy word! who'll take thy word?
more than mine! and if we sind thee tripping but in the least circumstance, tho' nothing material . 'down goes the credit of thy paper for ever !
C. I consess I sight upon great disadvantage with thee and thy scandalous club, who have given themselves that isme, and glory in it.
It is like a woman of reputation engaging with a com mon prostitute. The least shadow of a reflection is a wound to the former ; but the other is scandal-proof.
Yet vertue gives this advantage, on the other hand, that what an honest woman fays will be believ'd; whereas the other is disbeliev'd, even because such a one fays it.
How many lies of thy telling have I disprov'd ? yet could never bring thee to be ashamd of one , or to repent. On the contrary, thou repeats them over again, and again, when thou know'st them to be false ! with such foul lies and flander are the papers of the \scandalous club stufFd every day.
(z. ) In ihe Review of the 8th Instant, Vol. z. N. 28. it is faid, Let the gentlemen of Oxford be ask'd what ex-
pofition they can give of their late excellent emblematick device of adding her majesty's motto to a new erected
sabrick there, and putting up the semper eadem ofthe royal arm under a weather-cock.
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Now I have a&'d, and receiIv'd the following account,
dated Oxon, May 13,
quiry about the truth of that scandalous story relating totht univerfity and the clergy amongst us, as ifthey hadset her
1705,
s motto, v'yl. semper eadem
cock inoneof the colleges.
a weathir-
with
majesty
I
upon have conversed
andfromseveralparts ofthe and art movd witb the indignation against the au
gentlemen ofdifferent colleges,
town, who are amaz'd at the impudence of the invention,
thor it. I of
think
utmost
that the author his van therefore, (sor
vindication, from being an incorrigible as well as insu mous libeller upon her majejly and the clergy) would do well
to name the I college
or the where this weather-cock place
him, that the the governors of
sands ; and
dare
promise
univerfity shall thank him for the discovery.
This is the second part of his Shortest way with the dis
He wrote it with a design to have it pasi
did) for the work of the high-church, and so to have them expos'd and mob'd thro' the nation. He deny'd himself to be the author, till found out the hand of juseice, and he set in the pillory for it. Thou thy self (my scandalous master) faid'st in thy Obscrvator of Dec. z6, 1702, Vol.
N. . that was wrote by a clergyman. Thus all
chiming into the grand d. sgn which in all probability had taken efsect, had not been detected the vigi lance and care of the E. of N. then secretary ofstate. For which he has been ever since persecuted to the utmost
the tongues and pens of the faflion.
Now here's another arrow out of the fame quiver
The q^ueen vilify and made weather-cock and this
put upon the learned and loyal univerfity of Oxford!
This to separate the queen from her bestfriends and render
them both odious to the nation. Other construction cannot bear and must lie either upon Oxford, or upon the Rei-iew and his club. The issue short and fair
and he cannot shew where that weather-cock stands, he ought to be exalted in the room of it. This the preacher up ofpeace and union And these are his methods
have made particular in
several
senters.
of pursuing it.
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O. I should be afraid of seeing my friend once more pees thro' a Scotch-casement, if not like another peeper, a» I would have all the tackers in England ; but that 'tis now past 1 2 o'clock with the church of England ; and that
WE're now got above laws, or any prosecution.
(3. ) C. Well then, losers have leave to talk, if we have no other remedy. I'll tell thee another story, which I have from a good hand, and give thee full liberty to
of H. there was one display'd at or near the Anabaptist
this month, and is as follows. On the day of our election
here, befides many other flags hung up for the great Sir
in the market-place, whereon was decypher'd tm Old COMMON-WEAlTH BREECHES, and the CROWN refers 'd'under them. And these colours were preservdfrom
those times by one Francis Hook, whose hand appears to the cutting off the blessed martyr'/ head ; and then de- tlar'd himself much concern" d that he had not his hyde, as be termd it, to make himself a pair of boots with. This . wretch appear'd also in the maIrket-place, where these
scarp about bis middle which he had worn in those dnys ; wherein
be subscrib'd himself Franc is Hook esquire, though a shoe-maker in this town at that time. We have also one John Branch of this place, who is an independent, and married our new knight's fifter ; this spark being told, that his brother in law would be thrown out by a committee of elections for, Sec. reply d with vety foul language, That bis brother shouldfit in the house in Jpite of the queen, and all the Jacobites in England, and even the king of France too. Which words were taken in writing, to be prov'd when
there is occafion.
Thus the letter. I have set down names at length, with
time and. place, to give all room that may be for a disproof; our cause having no need of invention, or any indirect methods.
There is anothery? ary agrees with this, which I have attest ed under the hands of two witnesses, and more may be had) that the notorious Mr. Rob. Mead in Theviej-Jnn cefee
ls
colours were expos'd,
am with a (as told)
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in Holhorn, the day before he went down to the I
house
Ailsbury election, faid,
Iwill make the
thous ashamd of what they have done.
last house of comtil And a gentleman
asking him whether Mr. Harcourt was likely to come in t
at Ail/bury, answer'd, No boys ! •we'll fendyou Mr. Meyne, TM the sou of me of the glorious ludges -asking Charles tit
First.
The same word runs thro' the forty. Now think of
what I told you before, of some body's •white neck, and then judge whether, if it be past 1 2 o'clock with the mitre, it is not, in these men's opinion, hear fun-set with the crown? when besides their hearts boiling over in their
words, they dare expose the crown pubHckly as tumbled down, with the heels upmost, under the arms of the com
monwealth; and this in the market-place, in so great a concourse of people of all ranks as appear at an eleSion.
Many towns have been disfranchis'd for less insolence than this, un-reprov^d, un-punisFd, and therefore we must suppose allow d of and encourag'd by the magistrates.
These are the saints (the vipers ) whom all the succeed ing kings since the royal martyr have warntd\ii their i»- foms ; and every one of them have been fiung by them.
These are the true penitents, and deserving all favour f who have taken such care to preserve these precious ri- licks of their rebellion and triumph over their martyr dso vereign, the scarfs and the standards, &c. bat have not
//ct/V to fjepo/e them till now
. now, but that they think their party so strong as not to 'beopfoo'd ; and therefore, that now is the time to hang out the flag of defiance, to encourage theirfriends, and dis pirit thejr enemies.
Their trumpeters have been employ'd ever since the revolution to sound an alarm against the church and the
succession, but have not appear'd so bare-fac d against the crown as wo w ; from what encouragement I will not exa mine. Thou gav'st warning to thy countrymen (Vol. 2. "if. to get themselves compleatly arm'd-, and to fhew in what cause they were to ^%Ær, thou nam'st the goad
protestant muskets, and basket hilt swords that were used
! nor durst have done it
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at Marston-Moor ^WEdge-Hill. Aud (Vol. 2. N. 89. ) thou justifies the murtber (or de-collation, as thou in sultingly call'st it) of king Charles I. and makes a jest of the cal<ues4>ead feasts . And no w y o u R banners are p. ub-
lickly display 'd at Sandwich ! your lie that perceives not, in the whole rraÆ «f
proceedings, a form'd to attack both the church and the monarchy, cannot see the woodfor trees.
O. This letter from Sandwich fays, that France
Hooke's appears to the cutting offthe bleffed martyr's head. Was he one of the king's judges, and then but a
Jhoe-maker ?
C. Why not as well as blind Hewfon the cobler ? but
he was got to be a colonel then. See what mechanicks that
revolution raised to be above the / bleffed reformation i
liberty ! and property !
But after the murtber of the Æ/*g-, there was an instru
ment fe^it thro' England for the saints to subscribe, wherein they own'd the legality of the soar/ ofjustice, and of their sentence against the ; that they might be
throughly guilty of his blood ; and that it might lie upon them and their children. Here it was that thisspare ofa
shew'd his zeals which you see continues hot and flaming unto this day ! and yet it is one of the cryers- tUt for MOdERATION.
A threatning moderation! with which most of their declamations for peace and union end. As the wea- tber-cock Review before nam'd concludes with a very in- Suu&iBg story of one Peter, who having got a fellow un der him, was boxing him. Thefellow cry'd out, pay me Peter, pay me Peter, ''twill be my turn by and by. And at last thefellow got Peter under him, and maul'd Peter to content. Then he makes his application to the church, in. the fame terrible words of his shortest way (he is still
fond of that performance ! ) of gallows and galleys ; he fays, Ifye willie mad, if ye will be all persecution, and
conformity or nothing must be the case, dragoon them into it at once, shew your selves fairly, set up the gallows and gal leys, fend the parents to gaol, and confiscate their estates,
shoe-maker
(4. )
N2 take
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take their children from them, and educate them isjw
Mil blessedprinciples, affront the queen, dispshve thesettle Ient, king and declare your minds. But thin
m
beseech
his fellow.
C. No, we will notforget it !
But there
thee. you Have
O. Yes.
further instruction in for let me ask not full and free toleration
restore James
you, gentlemen, do not forget the Peter and
ber d! Here we see what a character you draw of the thurch; and then what she is to expect at your hands next time you get into the saddle ! even the fame she met with before ! which you have described exactly. And this is a good argument not! ) for Peter to let that
fellow get up again We will not forget the story of Pe ter; we thank you for it.
story os
it is to be remem worthy
not confirm to
you
C.
can be given, that is, an act
by as great security as parliament
O. Yes, but may be repealed.
C. Can you have any greater security for that than the assurances from the queen, the lords, and the commons?
O. No Yes.
C. What dost mean
O. By no mean, that there no othersecurity can
yes mean, that there further security, and that we are not secure while we have a queen upon the throne whose heart entirely English, who has been educated from her
infancy in the church of England, and expects to save her soul in who has promised to support and maintain
and to transmit fasely secured and settled to posterity, and to bestow her favours chiefiy upon those who are most
zealous for it. And we doubt not she will be, in all these things, semper eadem.
We cannot be secure while we have bench of bishops and set of temporal lords as zealous for the church as her majesty.
be asked, or given as the cafe now stands. But
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While we have so many tackers and higb-fliers in the
house of commons, who are continually pressing for new se curities to the church.
C. They are not new, only to guard those fences that the law has already made for her security, which You have most jesuitically eluded.
0. I care not — new or old — 'tis security still, and that will never do our business. What! to have the church
fim'ilC. Then t\ie and
on't you can have over-turn' root tend and the mitre as well as the crown lie inverted and eclipsed under the shadow of the trunk-hose of your
(y. )
no security
short
till the government
long
branch
old puss
And till then all the indulgence and toleration can be
given you, till you can ask no more; and all the secu rity that in the power of the law or government to grant, cannot please you, nor fop your mouths from the
fry of persecution, dragooning, gallows, and galleys com ing upon you! This to enfiame the mob, and hinder all peace or union, while this government stands.
This
tmse. upon
the plain English on't, and the short issue of the Let any man in the world put other construction he can you have all that you can ask, or
the government grant yet, persecution persecution /——— That is, you think you cannot secure the share you
have the government, without gaining the w hole.
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From •f>at. May 26, to &at. June 2, iyoe. N° 44.
1 . The different virtues ofthose who are for and against the church, in the elections. 2. On which fide tbefi-
pists are. particularly
Abington.
3. 72s agreement 0/' whigs and didentas ; on Good- Friday at RatclifF-Cross and
4. The different appearance at elections.
An instance ofthat at Honiton. 5. Ofsplitting Free holds; and the remedy. 6. The behaviour os the quakers in the elections.
(1. ) Coun. f~T^HE present elections have silled both
town and country with multitude ofpam
JL
phlets and papers upon the occafion. Those against the
church and the crown have sll agreed to airy on a general cry, that the papists, &c. are on the side of the church. And this with nub, if believ'd, will determine the enusk at once ! whatever side the pepishes axe on mufi he naught The Review of the 1 9th last month, Vol. 2. N. is-ixf*, Ok which side shall the papists, the atheists, the DrUNKEN, SWEARING, and most vicious of the ptopl*
vote? .
Is by all mankind, and in every place in Englamo it it
not given against you, andproved, that ail these generally are for the high-church men, tackers, &C TU
for ever lay down this cause, and have not one word more to fay to it.
O. I fay the fame, and so we fay all ; and thou would'st
would'st thou
C. I'll cesire no fairer issue. Let the cause then be
termin'd this And to begin our reckoning give your list of any Atheist, Deist, Socinian, Jew or Gentile En gland, that not against the tackers, and the hill which they tacked.
Then for the other class of drunken, swearing, Sec. the . kit-cat for that. Can you shew such another virtuous cUi
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flui among the high-church? so pretty witty and pro- phane !
Who was it built the temple of Venus in Hay-Market f And who fung the /« P<ean at the dedication ?
Who go into churches, and tear and common-
prayer-books, pollute the ct//ar and pulpit, and sing /nW ye^fs to the people assembled for devotion ?
Are there any high-church-men, or any who •vote for tuckers, to be found among these sort of •virtuofoes ?
(2. ) O. We can dispense with all these ! they hurt not
oar cause ; but thou hast not faid a word of the papish, 1.
O these papishes ! They are all for your high-church and the tackers.
C. The quite contrary of which is the f>-«/£. I told thee before, Num. 42, that the papists in Snsfoli made all the interest they could against the tackers. They did the fame in Essex, in Lanc^Jhire, notoriously ; and I doubt not the like will be found in other places all over the kingdom. Can'st thou give any instance to the con trary ?
O. No, not I. Why? am I! bound tohunt upand down M sind instances far thee i but WI fay it f isn'tthat enough? our party can take our •word, like gentlemen,
without />nw/'.
($4 But thou deals, very jtfidticalfy in the argument
you biing as to ouk godbnefi f show speaks only of •£z'/- tat and the whigs, who tbo' at present cut dear confe derates, and ,/az'a/s (for wi must own none other) yet no body takes them fox extraordinary Christians! ' But what
fay'st thou as to our dissenter st there's' men of fbict lift, prohity, and every thing ! and it was of theft Review
meant to make the comparisim-wahjoar high-church-men,
in what thou hast quoted above. you C The comparison he, and the rest of
make upon this point of elections, is only as to the voters ; and therein vou have the whole body o£ •whigs, atheists, kit-cat and
all ! they're all on the side of the diffenters, and the pa pists too, as I have shew'd.
But when you're all together, and doing the fame N 4 thing.
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thing, who can distinguish you ? Which were the -whip, and which the dissenters, at the Sb/p-Tavem at Ratclif
last Good-Friday? of which I told thee before
N. 38.
Whkh were the wbigs, and which the dijsenters, the
fame Good Friday at Abington, when you were all beastly
drunk, about concerting your election there ?
C. Yet what papists were there, were on your side a- gainst the church ; particularly Mr. L y, a noted pa-
fist procur'd 200 votes against the Earl rfDysert.
O. No matter for that ; they are all papijkes ; I have
faid it over and over ; and if the Plot — office was up a- gain, I wou'd swear it ; and, as my brother truth and honesty fays, that all this is long of these wicked par
sons whom therefore we rail at, curse, and expose all
that ive can.
C. And
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C. And more than you can with either truth or ho nesty; but, thank God, your wit is not so great as youi malice ; and your stories are so fillily contriv'd, as to pass the belief of any man of common sense. You have Ifd yourselves out of credit ; you have made a trait of it. And what you fay is no more a reflection, than if it came from an oyster-woman M Billingsgate, or a uatcr- rr. an upon the Thames.
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And your threats are of no more regard; you sent
a letter to Oxford (which I got, and printed, March 31, N. 35. ) with the names of the tackers in the Univerfity,
County and City, whom you threaten d to shoot througk the head if they offer'd to appear at the then ensuing elections, and call'd them penfioners of France. But you*
scandal is despis'd, and reckon'd as ridiculous as YOO t vain boast of your legions, and impotent threats. These fame tackers, nam'd in your letter, are now chose again
in the County, Uniucrfity, and City of Oxford. I
teH thee, if I were to stand at an election, I wou'd hire thei and thy scandalous club to speak all the ill of me that
y ou cou'd invent ; it wou'd really be a recommcndatiit of me, even to strangers, who had one drachm ofsenst or prohity, and who understood the mamur of proceeding ofthe most harden d, prophane, and faction that ever the earth bore. Thy Observators, and the other
papers of the scandalous club are stuft''d with iwect'tvct against the church and clergy, and almost impossible stories told, like those in The cobler of Gloucester, such an
other author in the times offorty-one, which you have now re-printed, out of your deep respect to the church, no doubt ! Thou tell'st a story (too beastly to be repeat
1 1, which I have heard many years ago, and thou lay'st it upon X high-flyer, a knight in Kent (we guess whom v o» mean) as if done yesterday. But if ever it was done (which J
ed) in thine of the 9th instant, Vol. IV. N.
can hardly believe) I remember full well it was faid to be done by a parcel of the debauchee whigs, who us'd to prophane churches, and all things sacred; as some of them lateiy have done ; who are now pinocles of the
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faSIion, and saints of the covenant! and,
without mending!
(2 ) O. But what fay'st thou to what I tell of your sine
parson Lamb, in my Otservator, N. 9. the last but one to that before nam'd ? Don't I make him a pure drunkem fellow, and set down a violent expression of his in favour
ofthe tackers ?
C. I
believe not one word of and thou brings no vouchers. And have this further reason to believe, that Mr. Lamb
not a man of that violent and pajstonate temper thou woud'st represent him. Thy violent crew gave him trial of it, about month past, at Harfenden near St. Al- bans where company of whigs and diffentcrs being met to concert elections and, as they use, to rout and
revel Mr. Lamb lock'd up the church-doors, to secure
that place, at least, from their insults. For which, as
happen'd, he had good reason for, in their cups, they had mind to have the church-bells -to ring, to grace their solemnity and, sinding the church-doors lock'd, they made no ceremony with but broke into the church, and sell a ringing the bells. Upon which Mr. Lamb
went to them, and represented their disorder to them in mild manner, that he persuaded them to depart in peace, and leave him in possession of his church. But, upon second thoughts, and t'other cup, they got up a- gain, and sinding the chui ch-doors lock'd up again,
believe like the rest of
thy stories
that
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as before, broke in the second time, and sell to the bells. Mr. Lamb went to them again and his rhttorick had that persuasion, as to get them out quietly
the second time, and he lock'd up the church doors again. But, to make my story short, they broke in the third time. And Mr. Lamb seeing no end of took with him the church -wardens and constables, and, reasoning the case with them, faw there violent dissenter of his pa
rish, to whom he address'd himself, and faid, Neigh bour, Tm sorry never to see you at church but upon such an occafion as this, to do violence to it. The dissenter as pertly reply'd, That the church was as much his, as the
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parson's, and that he iumid come to it, whcn he woud, and- horn} he woud, and do what he picas V, with other insult ing language. But the authority of the church -v-arahst and constables, and sear of the lain, repriev'd the church,
and fav'd Mr. Lamb, for that time ; who, in all this as
sault upon himself and the church, carry'd with the greatest evenness and moderation, of which all present
were witnesses. And therefore the Obfervators contrary representation of Mr. Lamb, without other voucher than his own veracity, will go down with none, but who are in love with s! ander,znA take every occasion against: the church.
(3. ) O. These clergy do us all the mischief: Therefore we must be reveng'd on them one way or other. They
us, and influence elections. They have got most of the gentry (all but the ,whig-rctkes ) from us; and, among the common people, they have the fiber and substantial party. But yet our. number, we hope, will prevail ; which cannot be inconfiderable, while we have the fools and knaves on our side ! considering which, I did not think, that the church cou'd have put us so hard
to as perceive now in the beginning of the eleffims. But our hope in the north, who are nearer, and keep
correspondence with ou good brethren in Scotland.
(5. ) And as the day were our own already, tri
umph in mine of the 2th instant, and afle them, what they use to afle at us, (as undermost to receive favours, and theirs to grant what will content you, and ease you of yourfrights put thefright upon them and fay, No good man against the security the church, or agahjf
preach against
making new lasws, any are wanting, to defend its enemies the papists. you
C. But the church has other enemies,
and dissenters who are battering her every day most shameless and violent manner.
againfi
vibigt the
O. O, for that fay in the fame paragraph, that the
protestant dissenters are the support and friends the church of England. -
C. This insulting past all measure when, the
very next paragraph, you charge the clergy with preaHch '
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. ng down the doctrine of the church of England ; and fay, that the dissenters preach it up, and so are the true church as England. Then down with the church of
England! they are the dijsenters ! This you have la- bour'd at in several pampblets, to prove the dijsenters to be the church of England. This is your way of being the support of the church of England! to get it all to
yourselves, and out with those who are now falfly caWd
the church of England. you And in thine of the 9th instant, N. 11.
wou'd take away the right of our clergy to their livings, and
to vote in clections, and call them free-boaters of divi
nity ; and such contemptible creatures as our noble progeni tors wou'd have disdain d to have set with the dogs of their flock. Thou fay 'st, They hold their livings by
no other tenure, than the poor of th/e land hold their AlMS
HOUSES. And therefore fay'st,
cannot but admire at their impudence to intermeddle with our elections.
C. Our eleSionI
i ! fays
And how often
has he repeated,
JohnTuchin. have two members in the
house of
mons representing my person. But the clergy are such contemptible creatures as are not worthy to have any
to represent them ! they live only upon alms ! And all the bishops palaces, and the parsonages in the kingdom are
alms-houses ! They are so little worthy to be pastors, that our noble whigs, even Tuchi/i and De Foe, wou'd disdain to set them with the dogs of their stocks !
These! these! are the friends os the church, and its only support! against these there is no need of the occafional bill to be revivd, or anysecurity to be aik'd !
No need of tacking (which has been often us'd upon
smaller occasions) when there is no hope of obtaining it by any other methods !
(6. ) Tacking ! sirst introdue'd by the whigs against K- Charles II. and apply'd occafionally against even K. William. But no-. v monstrous to be mention'd (when all other ways arc stopp'd) for the preservation of the church
and of the queen !
Behold ye are all children of Israel,£/'w here your advice
and council! , AD
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ADVERTISEMENT.
The passage of Past twelve o'clock told in my last, a
gentleman of undoubted reputation had from the coun try, but writing again for a more particular account of of it, received lately what is under written.
neral Ash Ash
one
in this country. Sir H— — ry end not Sir W. 1. The answer to my enquiry is this—SirK—ry 1 hid his coufin Mr. Ash 1 of Ash—t lo
Sir, There is a mistake as to' the person, and it is a ge
give his service to his coufin Va ry, and advise him not to be too hot, for that it was past twelve o'clock •with the church of England : And said the q— n was on their fide,
This is what Mr. Va— ry
February last or the beginning c/'March.
Now let all errors be corrected. That Past twelve
o'clock, &c. was cry'd stands still, who was the bell-man is all the dispute.
from ^at. May 19, to ^flt. May 26, 170? . N°4J-
I. Of the letter in /£r post-man concerning SirVS. Ash—t. 2. Of the weather-cock said to beset up in Oxford. 3. The extraordinary standard set up at Sandwich. With
Mr. MeadV fine speech. Wherein of the general attack made upon the church and the crown. 4. The story os Peter', not to be forgot. 5. The short and the longo»V.
l X H O U wast claw'd off last Saturday, and ( . ) Obs. f~r^ a letter printed in the Post-Man, &c. to prove thee a liar. I
C. But in mine of the fame day (which was before could see these papers ) the mistake was rectify d, and it was an innocent mistake, and no way afsecting the pur pose for which that story was told, which was only to shew the sense of a certain sort of people, and whether it
was W. or H. faid makes no difference in the case. O. But then was lie at least in the person from whom you had your intelligence. C. No,
meaning SirH y'/ fide*
told me last night, and I
heard him at otbtr fay
have
times. And this message nuas deliver 'd to Mr. Va—ry in
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C. No, as he tells in his Utter (which I have printed) it was a general mistake in that country, and he corrected it as soon as he knew it.
O. But in the Post-Man it is faid, that the intent was
as Vss supposed to prevent his (Sir William Ashurc's) elec tion.
C. It is there likewise faid, that these letters Sir W. Ash——t is malicioufy reported to be Sir William Ashurft. When men are not nam'd, they need not take it to them selves unless they please. And I give thee my word that I had no wno in telling that story upon his election, nor was it then in my head ; nor do I think it would have been any hindrance, but rather an advantage to his elec
tion, with a certain sort of men.
0. Thou giv'st thy word! who'll take thy word?
more than mine! and if we sind thee tripping but in the least circumstance, tho' nothing material . 'down goes the credit of thy paper for ever !
C. I consess I sight upon great disadvantage with thee and thy scandalous club, who have given themselves that isme, and glory in it.
It is like a woman of reputation engaging with a com mon prostitute. The least shadow of a reflection is a wound to the former ; but the other is scandal-proof.
Yet vertue gives this advantage, on the other hand, that what an honest woman fays will be believ'd; whereas the other is disbeliev'd, even because such a one fays it.
How many lies of thy telling have I disprov'd ? yet could never bring thee to be ashamd of one , or to repent. On the contrary, thou repeats them over again, and again, when thou know'st them to be false ! with such foul lies and flander are the papers of the \scandalous club stufFd every day.
(z. ) In ihe Review of the 8th Instant, Vol. z. N. 28. it is faid, Let the gentlemen of Oxford be ask'd what ex-
pofition they can give of their late excellent emblematick device of adding her majesty's motto to a new erected
sabrick there, and putting up the semper eadem ofthe royal arm under a weather-cock.
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Now I have a&'d, and receiIv'd the following account,
dated Oxon, May 13,
quiry about the truth of that scandalous story relating totht univerfity and the clergy amongst us, as ifthey hadset her
1705,
s motto, v'yl. semper eadem
cock inoneof the colleges.
a weathir-
with
majesty
I
upon have conversed
andfromseveralparts ofthe and art movd witb the indignation against the au
gentlemen ofdifferent colleges,
town, who are amaz'd at the impudence of the invention,
thor it. I of
think
utmost
that the author his van therefore, (sor
vindication, from being an incorrigible as well as insu mous libeller upon her majejly and the clergy) would do well
to name the I college
or the where this weather-cock place
him, that the the governors of
sands ; and
dare
promise
univerfity shall thank him for the discovery.
This is the second part of his Shortest way with the dis
He wrote it with a design to have it pasi
did) for the work of the high-church, and so to have them expos'd and mob'd thro' the nation. He deny'd himself to be the author, till found out the hand of juseice, and he set in the pillory for it. Thou thy self (my scandalous master) faid'st in thy Obscrvator of Dec. z6, 1702, Vol.
N. . that was wrote by a clergyman. Thus all
chiming into the grand d. sgn which in all probability had taken efsect, had not been detected the vigi lance and care of the E. of N. then secretary ofstate. For which he has been ever since persecuted to the utmost
the tongues and pens of the faflion.
Now here's another arrow out of the fame quiver
The q^ueen vilify and made weather-cock and this
put upon the learned and loyal univerfity of Oxford!
This to separate the queen from her bestfriends and render
them both odious to the nation. Other construction cannot bear and must lie either upon Oxford, or upon the Rei-iew and his club. The issue short and fair
and he cannot shew where that weather-cock stands, he ought to be exalted in the room of it. This the preacher up ofpeace and union And these are his methods
have made particular in
several
senters.
of pursuing it.
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O. I should be afraid of seeing my friend once more pees thro' a Scotch-casement, if not like another peeper, a» I would have all the tackers in England ; but that 'tis now past 1 2 o'clock with the church of England ; and that
WE're now got above laws, or any prosecution.
(3. ) C. Well then, losers have leave to talk, if we have no other remedy. I'll tell thee another story, which I have from a good hand, and give thee full liberty to
of H. there was one display'd at or near the Anabaptist
this month, and is as follows. On the day of our election
here, befides many other flags hung up for the great Sir
in the market-place, whereon was decypher'd tm Old COMMON-WEAlTH BREECHES, and the CROWN refers 'd'under them. And these colours were preservdfrom
those times by one Francis Hook, whose hand appears to the cutting off the blessed martyr'/ head ; and then de- tlar'd himself much concern" d that he had not his hyde, as be termd it, to make himself a pair of boots with. This . wretch appear'd also in the maIrket-place, where these
scarp about bis middle which he had worn in those dnys ; wherein
be subscrib'd himself Franc is Hook esquire, though a shoe-maker in this town at that time. We have also one John Branch of this place, who is an independent, and married our new knight's fifter ; this spark being told, that his brother in law would be thrown out by a committee of elections for, Sec. reply d with vety foul language, That bis brother shouldfit in the house in Jpite of the queen, and all the Jacobites in England, and even the king of France too. Which words were taken in writing, to be prov'd when
there is occafion.
Thus the letter. I have set down names at length, with
time and. place, to give all room that may be for a disproof; our cause having no need of invention, or any indirect methods.
There is anothery? ary agrees with this, which I have attest ed under the hands of two witnesses, and more may be had) that the notorious Mr. Rob. Mead in Theviej-Jnn cefee
ls
colours were expos'd,
am with a (as told)
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in Holhorn, the day before he went down to the I
house
Ailsbury election, faid,
Iwill make the
thous ashamd of what they have done.
last house of comtil And a gentleman
asking him whether Mr. Harcourt was likely to come in t
at Ail/bury, answer'd, No boys ! •we'll fendyou Mr. Meyne, TM the sou of me of the glorious ludges -asking Charles tit
First.
The same word runs thro' the forty. Now think of
what I told you before, of some body's •white neck, and then judge whether, if it be past 1 2 o'clock with the mitre, it is not, in these men's opinion, hear fun-set with the crown? when besides their hearts boiling over in their
words, they dare expose the crown pubHckly as tumbled down, with the heels upmost, under the arms of the com
monwealth; and this in the market-place, in so great a concourse of people of all ranks as appear at an eleSion.
Many towns have been disfranchis'd for less insolence than this, un-reprov^d, un-punisFd, and therefore we must suppose allow d of and encourag'd by the magistrates.
These are the saints (the vipers ) whom all the succeed ing kings since the royal martyr have warntd\ii their i»- foms ; and every one of them have been fiung by them.
These are the true penitents, and deserving all favour f who have taken such care to preserve these precious ri- licks of their rebellion and triumph over their martyr dso vereign, the scarfs and the standards, &c. bat have not
//ct/V to fjepo/e them till now
. now, but that they think their party so strong as not to 'beopfoo'd ; and therefore, that now is the time to hang out the flag of defiance, to encourage theirfriends, and dis pirit thejr enemies.
Their trumpeters have been employ'd ever since the revolution to sound an alarm against the church and the
succession, but have not appear'd so bare-fac d against the crown as wo w ; from what encouragement I will not exa mine. Thou gav'st warning to thy countrymen (Vol. 2. "if. to get themselves compleatly arm'd-, and to fhew in what cause they were to ^%Ær, thou nam'st the goad
protestant muskets, and basket hilt swords that were used
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at Marston-Moor ^WEdge-Hill. Aud (Vol. 2. N. 89. ) thou justifies the murtber (or de-collation, as thou in sultingly call'st it) of king Charles I. and makes a jest of the cal<ues4>ead feasts . And no w y o u R banners are p. ub-
lickly display 'd at Sandwich ! your lie that perceives not, in the whole rraÆ «f
proceedings, a form'd to attack both the church and the monarchy, cannot see the woodfor trees.
O. This letter from Sandwich fays, that France
Hooke's appears to the cutting offthe bleffed martyr's head. Was he one of the king's judges, and then but a
Jhoe-maker ?
C. Why not as well as blind Hewfon the cobler ? but
he was got to be a colonel then. See what mechanicks that
revolution raised to be above the / bleffed reformation i
liberty ! and property !
But after the murtber of the Æ/*g-, there was an instru
ment fe^it thro' England for the saints to subscribe, wherein they own'd the legality of the soar/ ofjustice, and of their sentence against the ; that they might be
throughly guilty of his blood ; and that it might lie upon them and their children. Here it was that thisspare ofa
shew'd his zeals which you see continues hot and flaming unto this day ! and yet it is one of the cryers- tUt for MOdERATION.
A threatning moderation! with which most of their declamations for peace and union end. As the wea- tber-cock Review before nam'd concludes with a very in- Suu&iBg story of one Peter, who having got a fellow un der him, was boxing him. Thefellow cry'd out, pay me Peter, pay me Peter, ''twill be my turn by and by. And at last thefellow got Peter under him, and maul'd Peter to content. Then he makes his application to the church, in. the fame terrible words of his shortest way (he is still
fond of that performance ! ) of gallows and galleys ; he fays, Ifye willie mad, if ye will be all persecution, and
conformity or nothing must be the case, dragoon them into it at once, shew your selves fairly, set up the gallows and gal leys, fend the parents to gaol, and confiscate their estates,
shoe-maker
(4. )
N2 take
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take their children from them, and educate them isjw
Mil blessedprinciples, affront the queen, dispshve thesettle Ient, king and declare your minds. But thin
m
beseech
his fellow.
C. No, we will notforget it !
But there
thee. you Have
O. Yes.
further instruction in for let me ask not full and free toleration
restore James
you, gentlemen, do not forget the Peter and
ber d! Here we see what a character you draw of the thurch; and then what she is to expect at your hands next time you get into the saddle ! even the fame she met with before ! which you have described exactly. And this is a good argument not! ) for Peter to let that
fellow get up again We will not forget the story of Pe ter; we thank you for it.
story os
it is to be remem worthy
not confirm to
you
C.
can be given, that is, an act
by as great security as parliament
O. Yes, but may be repealed.
C. Can you have any greater security for that than the assurances from the queen, the lords, and the commons?
O. No Yes.
C. What dost mean
O. By no mean, that there no othersecurity can
yes mean, that there further security, and that we are not secure while we have a queen upon the throne whose heart entirely English, who has been educated from her
infancy in the church of England, and expects to save her soul in who has promised to support and maintain
and to transmit fasely secured and settled to posterity, and to bestow her favours chiefiy upon those who are most
zealous for it. And we doubt not she will be, in all these things, semper eadem.
We cannot be secure while we have bench of bishops and set of temporal lords as zealous for the church as her majesty.
be asked, or given as the cafe now stands. But
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While we have so many tackers and higb-fliers in the
house of commons, who are continually pressing for new se curities to the church.
C. They are not new, only to guard those fences that the law has already made for her security, which You have most jesuitically eluded.
0. I care not — new or old — 'tis security still, and that will never do our business. What! to have the church
fim'ilC. Then t\ie and
on't you can have over-turn' root tend and the mitre as well as the crown lie inverted and eclipsed under the shadow of the trunk-hose of your
(y. )
no security
short
till the government
long
branch
old puss
And till then all the indulgence and toleration can be
given you, till you can ask no more; and all the secu rity that in the power of the law or government to grant, cannot please you, nor fop your mouths from the
fry of persecution, dragooning, gallows, and galleys com ing upon you! This to enfiame the mob, and hinder all peace or union, while this government stands.
This
tmse. upon
the plain English on't, and the short issue of the Let any man in the world put other construction he can you have all that you can ask, or
the government grant yet, persecution persecution /——— That is, you think you cannot secure the share you
have the government, without gaining the w hole.
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From •f>at. May 26, to &at. June 2, iyoe. N° 44.
1 . The different virtues ofthose who are for and against the church, in the elections. 2. On which fide tbefi-
pists are. particularly
Abington.
3. 72s agreement 0/' whigs and didentas ; on Good- Friday at RatclifF-Cross and
4. The different appearance at elections.
An instance ofthat at Honiton. 5. Ofsplitting Free holds; and the remedy. 6. The behaviour os the quakers in the elections.
(1. ) Coun. f~T^HE present elections have silled both
town and country with multitude ofpam
JL
phlets and papers upon the occafion. Those against the
church and the crown have sll agreed to airy on a general cry, that the papists, &c. are on the side of the church. And this with nub, if believ'd, will determine the enusk at once ! whatever side the pepishes axe on mufi he naught The Review of the 1 9th last month, Vol. 2. N. is-ixf*, Ok which side shall the papists, the atheists, the DrUNKEN, SWEARING, and most vicious of the ptopl*
vote? .
Is by all mankind, and in every place in Englamo it it
not given against you, andproved, that ail these generally are for the high-church men, tackers, &C TU
for ever lay down this cause, and have not one word more to fay to it.
O. I fay the fame, and so we fay all ; and thou would'st
would'st thou
C. I'll cesire no fairer issue. Let the cause then be
termin'd this And to begin our reckoning give your list of any Atheist, Deist, Socinian, Jew or Gentile En gland, that not against the tackers, and the hill which they tacked.
Then for the other class of drunken, swearing, Sec. the . kit-cat for that. Can you shew such another virtuous cUi
disprove
it, is
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flui among the high-church? so pretty witty and pro- phane !
Who was it built the temple of Venus in Hay-Market f And who fung the /« P<ean at the dedication ?
Who go into churches, and tear and common-
prayer-books, pollute the ct//ar and pulpit, and sing /nW ye^fs to the people assembled for devotion ?
Are there any high-church-men, or any who •vote for tuckers, to be found among these sort of •virtuofoes ?
(2. ) O. We can dispense with all these ! they hurt not
oar cause ; but thou hast not faid a word of the papish, 1.
O these papishes ! They are all for your high-church and the tackers.
C. The quite contrary of which is the f>-«/£. I told thee before, Num. 42, that the papists in Snsfoli made all the interest they could against the tackers. They did the fame in Essex, in Lanc^Jhire, notoriously ; and I doubt not the like will be found in other places all over the kingdom. Can'st thou give any instance to the con trary ?
O. No, not I. Why? am I! bound tohunt upand down M sind instances far thee i but WI fay it f isn'tthat enough? our party can take our •word, like gentlemen,
without />nw/'.
($4 But thou deals, very jtfidticalfy in the argument
you biing as to ouk godbnefi f show speaks only of •£z'/- tat and the whigs, who tbo' at present cut dear confe derates, and ,/az'a/s (for wi must own none other) yet no body takes them fox extraordinary Christians! ' But what
fay'st thou as to our dissenter st there's' men of fbict lift, prohity, and every thing ! and it was of theft Review
meant to make the comparisim-wahjoar high-church-men,
in what thou hast quoted above. you C The comparison he, and the rest of
make upon this point of elections, is only as to the voters ; and therein vou have the whole body o£ •whigs, atheists, kit-cat and
all ! they're all on the side of the diffenters, and the pa pists too, as I have shew'd.
But when you're all together, and doing the fame N 4 thing.
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thing, who can distinguish you ? Which were the -whip, and which the dissenters, at the Sb/p-Tavem at Ratclif
last Good-Friday? of which I told thee before
N. 38.
Whkh were the wbigs, and which the dijsenters, the
fame Good Friday at Abington, when you were all beastly
drunk, about concerting your election there ?
