No More Learning

The answer was not long in coming She thought-and it seemed to her that
she understood perfectly well what the words meant ‘Of course 1 I’ve lost my
memory 1 ’

At this moment two youths and a girl who were trudging past, the youths
with clumsy sacking bundles on their backs, stopped and looked curiously at
Dorothy They hesitated for a moment, then walked on, but halted again by a
lamp-post five yards away Dorothy saw them looking back at her and talking
among themselves One of the youths was about twenty, narrow-chested,
black-haired, ruddy-cheeked, good-looking m a nosy cockney way, and
dressed in the wreck of a raffishly smart blue suit and a check cap The other
was about twenty-six, squat, nimble, and powerful, with a snub nose, a clear
pink skin and huge lips as coarse as sausages, exposing strong yellow teeth He
was frankly ragged, and he had a mat of orange-coloured hair cropped short
and growing low on his head, which gave him a startling resemblance to an
orang-outang. The girl was a silly-looking, plump creature, dressed in clothes
very like Dorothy’s own Dorothy could hear some of what they were saying

‘That tart looks ill,’ said the girl

The orange-headed one, who was singing ‘Sonny Boy’ m a good baritone
voice, stopped singing to answer ‘She ain’t ill,’ he said ‘She’s on the beach all
right, though Same as us ’

‘She’d do jest nicely for Nobby, wouldn’t she? ’ said the dark-haired one

‘Oh, you v exclaimed the girl with a shocked-amorous air, pretending to
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The youths had lowered their bundles and leaned them against the lamp-
post All three of them now came rather hesitantly towards Dorothy, the
orange-headed one, whose name seemed to be Nobby, leading the way as their
ambassador He moved with a gambolling, apelike gait, and his grm was so
frank and wide that it was impossible not to smile back at him He addressed
Dorothy m a friendly way
‘Hullo, kid 1 ’

‘Hullo 1 ’

‘You on the beach, kid? ’

‘On the beach? ’

‘Well, on the bum? ’

‘On the bum? ’

‘Christ! she’s batty,’ murmured the girl, twitching at the black-haired one’s
arm as though to pull him away

‘Well, what I mean to say, kid-have you got any money? ’

‘I don’t know ’

At this all three looked at one another in stupefaction For a moment they
probably thought that Dorothy really was batty But simultaneously Dorothy,
who had earlier discovered a small pocket in the side of her dress, put her hand
into it and felt the outline of a large com
‘I believe I’ve got a penny,’ she said

‘A penny' 5 said the dark youth disgustedly, ‘-lot of good that is to us 1 ’
Dorothy drew it out It was a half-crown An astonishing change came over
the faces of the three others Nobby’s mouth split open with delight, he
gambolled several steps to and fro like some great jubilant ape, and then,
halting, took Dorothy confidentially by the arm

‘That’s the mulligatawny'’ he said ‘We’ve struck it lucky-and so’ve you,
kid, believe me You’re going to bless the day you set eyes on us lot We’re
going to make your fortune for you, we are Now, see here, kid-are you on to
go into cahoots with us three? ’

‘What? ’ said Dorothy

‘What I mean to say-how about you chumming in with Flo and Charlie and
me? Partners, see? Comrades all, shoulder to shoulder United we stand,
divided we fall. We put up the brains, you put up the money How about it,
kid? Are you on, or are you off? ’

‘Shut up, Nobby 1 ’ interrupted the girl ‘She don’t understand a word of
what you’re saying Talk to her proper, can’t you? ’

‘That’ll do, Flo,’ said Nobby equably ‘You keep it shut and leave the
talking to me I got a way with the tarts, I have Now, you listen to me,
kid-what might your name happen to be, kid? ’

Dorothy was within an ace of saying ‘I don’t know,’ but she was sufficiently
on the alert to stop herself in time Choosing a feminine name from the half-
dozen that sprang immediately into her mind, she answered, ‘Ellen ’

‘Ellen That’s the mulligatawny No surnames when you’re on the bum
Well now, Ellen dear, you listen to me. Us three are going down hopping,
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308

‘Hopping? ’

‘’Oppmg’’ put m the dark youth impatiently, as though disgusted by
Dorothy’s ignorance His voice and manner were rather sullen, and his accent
much baser than Nobby’s ‘Pickin’ ’ops-dahn in Kent 1 C’n understand that,
can’t yer? ’

‘Oh, hops' For beer? ’

‘That’s the mulligatawny’ Coming on fine, she is Well, kid, ’z I was saying,
here’s us three going down hopping, and got a job promised us and
all-Blessington’s farm, Lower Molesworth Only we’re just a bit m the
mulligatawny, see? Because we ain’t got a brown between us, and we got to do
it on the toby- thirty-five miles it is -and got to tap for our tommy and skipper
at night as well And that’s a bit of a mulligatawny, with ladies m the party But
now s’pose f rmstance you was to come along with us, see? We c’d take the
twopenny tram far as Bromley, and that’s fifteen miles done, and we won’t
need skipper more’n one night on the way And you can chum in at our
bm-four to a bin’s the best pickmg-and if Blessington’s paying twopence a
bushel you’ll turn your ten bob a week easy What do you say to it, kid? Your
two and a tanner won’t do you much good here in Smoke But you go into
partnership with us, and you’ll get your kip for a month and something
over-and we’ll get a lift to Bromley and a bit of scran as well ’

About a quarter of his speech was intelligible to Dorothy She asked rather at
random

‘What is scran * ’

‘Scran? Tommy-food I can see you ain’t been long on the beach, kid ’

‘Oh Well, you want me to come down hop-picking with you, is that it? ’
‘That’s it, Ellen my dear Are you on, or are you off? ’

‘AH right,’ said Dorothy promptly ‘I’ll come ’

She made this decision without any misgiving whatever It is true that if she
had had time to think over her position, she would probably have acted
differently, in all probability she would have gone to a police station and asked
for assistance That would have been the sensible course to take But Nobby
and the others had appeared just at the critical moment, and, helpless as she
was, it seemed quite natural to throw m her lot with the first human being who
presented himself. Moreover, for some reason which she did not understand, it
reassured her to hear that they were making for Kent Kent, it seemed to her,
was the very place to which she wanted to go The others showed no further
curiosity, and asked no uncomfortable questions Nobby simply said, ‘O K
That’s the mulligatawny’’ and then gently took Dorothy’s half-crown out of
her hand and slid it into his pocket-in case she should lose it, he explained
The dark youth-apparently his name was Charlie- said m his surly,
disagreeable way

‘Come on, less get movin’’ It’s ’ar-parse two already We don’t want to miss
that there — tram. Where d’they start from. Nobby? ’

‘The Elephant,’ said Nobby ‘and we got to catch it before four o’clock,
because they don’t give no free rides after four ’

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got to ’ike it down to Bromley and look for a place to skipper in the — dark
C’m on, Flo ’

‘Quick march 1 ’ said Nobby, swinging his bundle on to his shoulder
They set out, without more words said, Dorothy, still bewildered but feeling
much better than she had felt half an hour ago, walked beside Flo and Charlie,
who talked to one another and took no further notice of her From the very first
they seemed to hold themselves a little aloof from Dorothy- willing enough to
share her half-crown, but with no friendly feelings towards her Nobby
marched m front, stepping out briskly m spite of his burden, and singing, with
spirited imitations of military music, the well-known military song of which
the only recorded words seem to be

was all the band could play,

“ — 1 — And the same to you 1 ’


2


This was the twenty-ninth of August It was on the mght of the twenty-first
that Dorothy had fallen asleep in the conservatory, so that there had been an
interregnum in her life of not quite eight days

The thing that had happened to her was commonplace enough-almost
every week one reads m the newspapers of a similar case A man disappears
from home, is lost sight of for days or weeks, and presently fetches up at a
police station or m a hospital, with no notion of who he is or where he has come
from As a rule it is impossible to tell how he has spent the intervening time, he
has been wandering, presumably, m some hypnotic or somnambulistic state m
which he has nevertheless been able to pass for normal In Dorothy’s case only
one thing is certain, and that is that she had been robbed at some time durmg
her travels, for the clothes she was wearing were not her own, and her gold
cross was missing

At the moment when Nobby accosted her, she was already on the road to
recovery; and if she had been properly cared for, her memory might have come
back to her within a few days or even hours, A very small thing would have
been enough to accomplish it, a chance meeting with a friend, a photograph of
her home, a few questions skilfully put But as it was, the slight mental
stimulus that she needed was never given. She was left in the peculiar state m
which she had first found herself-a state m which her mind was potentially
normal, but not quite strung up to the effort of puzzling out her own identity.

For of course, once she had thrown in her lot with Nobby and the others, all
chance of reflection was gone There was no time to sit down and think the
matter over-no time to come to grips with her difficulty and reason her way to
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plunged, even five minutes of consecutive thought would have been
impossible The days passed m ceaseless nightmarish activity Indeed, it was
very like a nightmare, a nightmare not of urgent terrors, but of hunger,
squalor, and fatigue, and of alternating heat and cold Afterwards, when she
looked back upon that time, days and nights merged themselves together so
that she could never remember with perfect certainty how many of them there
had been She only knew that for some indefinite period she had been
perpetually footsore and almost perpetually hungry Hunger and the soreness
of her feet were her clearest memories of that time, and also the cold of the
nights, and a peculiar, blowsy, witless feeling that came of sleeplessness and
constant exposure to the air

After getting to Bromley they had ‘drummed up’ on a horrible, paper-
littered rubbish dump, reeking with the refuse of several slaughter-houses,
and then passed a shuddering night, with only sacks for cover, in long wet
grass on the edge of a recreation ground In the morning they had started out,
on foot, for the hopfields Even at this early date Dorothy had discovered that
the tale Nobby had told her, about the promise of a job, was totally untrue He
had invented it~he confessed this quite light-heartedly-to induce her to come
with them Their only chance of getting a job was to march down into the hop
country and apply at every farm till they found one where pickers were still
needed

They had perhaps thirty-five miles to go, as the crow flies, and yet at the end
of three days they had barely reached the fringe of the hopfields The need of
getting food, of course, was what slowed their progress They could have
marched the whole distance in two days or even in a day if they had not been
obliged to feed themselves As it was, they had hardly even time to think of
whether they were going m the direction of the hopfields or not, it was food
that dictated all their movements Dorothy’s half-crown had melted within a
few hours, and after that there was nothing for it except to beg But there came
the difficulty One person can beg his food easily enough on the road, and even
two can manage it, but it is a very different matter when there are four people
together In such circumstances one can only keep alive if one hunts for food as
persistently and single-mmdedly as a wild beast Food-that was their sole
preoccupation during those three days-just food, and the endless difficulty of
getting it

From morning to night they were begging They wandered enormous
distances, zigzagging right across the country, trailing from village to village
and from house to house, ‘tapping’ at every butcher’s and every baker’s and
every likely looking cottage, and hanging hopefully round picnic parties, and
wavmg-always vamly-at passing cars, and accosting old gentlemen with the
right kind of face and pitching hard-up stones Often they went five miles out
of their way to get a crust of bread or a handful of scraps of bacon. All of them
begged, Dorothy with the others, she had no remembered past, no standards of
comparison to make her ashamed of it And yet with all their efforts they would
have gone empty-bellied half the time if they had not stolen as well as begged
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stealing apples, damsons, pears, cobnuts, autumn raspberries, and, above all,
potatoes, Nobby counted it a sm to pass a potato field without getting at least a
pocketful It was Nobby who did most of the stealing, while the others kept
guard He was a bold thief, it was his peculiar boast that he would steal
anything that was not tied down, and he would have landed them all m prison
if they had not restrained him sometimes Once he even laid hands on a goose,
but the goose set up a fearful clamour, and Charlie and Dorothy dragged
Nobby off just as the owner came out of doors to see what was the matter
Each of those first days they walked between twenty and twenty-five miles
They trailed across commons and through buried villages with incredible
names, and lost themselves in lanes that led nowhere, and sprawled exhausted
in dry ditches smelling of fennel and tansies, and sneaked into private woods
and ‘drummed up’ m thickets were firewood and water were handy, and
cooked strange, squalid meals m the two two-pound snuff-tins that were their
only cooking pots Sometimes, when their luck was in, they had excellent stews
of cadged bacon and stolen cauliflowers, sometimes great insipid gorges of
potatoes roasted m the ashes, sometimes jam made of stolen autumn
raspberries which they boiled in one of the snuff-tins and devoured while it
was still scalding hot Tea was the one thing they never ran short of Even
when there was no food at all there was always tea, stewed, dark brown and
reviving It is a thing that can be begged more easily than most ‘Please,
ma’am, could you spare me a pinch of tea^’ is a plea that seldom fails, even with
the case-hardened Kentish housewives

The days were burning hot, the white roads glared and the passing cars sent
stinging dust into their faces Often families of hop-pickers drove past,
cheering, in lorries piled sky-high with furniture, children, dogs, and
birdcages The nights were always cold There is hardly such a thing as a night
in England when it is really warm after midnight Two large sacks were all the
bedding they had between them Flo and Charlie had one sack, Dorothy had
the other, and Nobby slept on the bare ground The discomfort was almost as
bad as the cold If you lay on your back, your head, with no pillow, lolled
backwards so that your neck seemed to be breaking, if you lay on your side,
your hip-bone pressing against the earth caused you torments Even when,
towards the small hours, you managed to fall asleep by fits and starts, the cold
penetrated into your deepest dreams Nobby was the only one who could really
stand it He could sleep as peacefully in a nest of sodden grass as in a bed, and
his coarse, simian face, with barely a dozen red-gold hairs glittering on the chm
like snippmgs of copper wire, never lost its warm, pink colour He was one of
those red-haired people who seem to glow with an inner radiance that warms
not only themselves but the surrounding air

All this strange, comfortless life Dorothy took utterly for granted-only
dimly aware, if at all, that the other, unremembered life that lay behind her had
been m some way different from this After only a couple of days she had
ceased to wonder any longer about her queer predicament She accepted
everythmg-accepted the dirt and hunger and fatigue, the endless trailing to
and fro, the hot, dusty days and the sleepless, shivering nights. She was, m any



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case, far too tired to think By the afternoon of the second day they were all
desperately, overwhelmingly tired, except Nobby, whom nothing could tire
Even the fact that soon after they set out a nail began to work its way through
the sole of his boot hardly seemed to trouble him There were periods of an
hour at a time when Dorothy seemed almost to be sleeping as she walked She
had a burden to carry now, for as the two men were already loaded and Flo
steadfastly refused to carry anything, Dorothy had volunteered to carry the
sack that held the stolen potatoes They generally had ten pounds or so of
potatoes in reserve Dorothy slung the sack over her shoulder as Nobby and
Charlie did with their bundles, but the string cut into her like a saw and the
sack bumped against her hip and chafed it so that finally it began to bleed Her
wretched, flimsy shoes had begun to go to pieces from the very beginning On
the second day the heel of her right shoe came off and left her hobbling, but
Nobby, expert m such matters, advised her to tear the heel off the other shoe
and walk flatfooted The result was a fiery pain down her shins when she
walked uphill, and a feeling as though the soles of her feet had been hammered
with an iron bar

But Flo and Charlie were in a much worse case than she They were not so
much exhausted as amazed and scandalized by the distances they were
expected to walk Walking twenty miles m a day was a thing they had never
heard of till now They were cockneys born and bred, and though they had had
several months of destitution in London, neither of them had ever been on the
road before Charlie, till fairly recently, had been m good employment, and
Flo, too, had had a good home until she had been seduced and turned out of
doors to live on the streets They had fallen in with Nobby in Trafalgar Square
and agreed to come hop-picking with him, imagining that it would be a bit of a
lark Of course, having been ‘on the beach’ a comparatively short time, they
looked down on Nobby and Dorothy They valued Nobby’s knowledge of the
road and his boldness in thieving, but he was their social mferior-that was
their attitude And as for Dorothy, they scarcely even deigned to look at her
after her half-crown came to an end

Even on the second day their courage was failing They lagged behind,
grumbled incessantly, and demanded more than their fair share of food By
the third day it was almost impossible to keep them on the road at all They
were pining to be back in London, and had long ceased to care whether they
ever got to the hopfields or not, all they wanted to do was to sprawl in any
comfortable halting place they could find, and, when there was any food left,
devour endless snacks, After every halt there was a tedious argument before
they could be got to their feet again

‘Come on, blokes 1 ’ Nobby would say ‘Pack your peter up, Charlie Time we
was getting off ” 5

‘Oh, — getting off 1 ’ Charlie would answer morosely

‘Well, we can’t skipper here, can we^ We said we was going to hike as far as
Sevenoaks tonight, didn’t we>’

‘Oh, — Sevenoaks 1 Sevenoaks or any other bleeding place-it don’t make
any bleeding difference to me ’



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‘But — it' We want to get a job tomorrow, don’t we ? And we got to get down
among the farms ’fore we can start looking for one ’

‘Oh, — the farms' I wish I’d never ’eard of a — ’op' I wasn’t brought up to
this-’ikmg and skippering like you was I’m fed up, that’s what I am — fed
up ’

‘If this is bloody ’oppmg,’ Flo would chime in, ‘I’ve ’ad my bloody bellyful
of it already ’

Nobby gave Dorothy his private opinion that Flo and Charlie would
probably ‘jack ofF if they got the chance of a lift back to London But as for
Nobby, nothing disheartened him or ruffled his good temper, not even when
the nail in his boot was at its worst and his filthy remnant of a sock was dark
with blood By the third day the nail had worn a permanent hole m his foot,
and Nobby had to halt once in a mile to hammer it down

‘’Scuse me, kid,’ he would say, ‘got to attend to my bloody hoof again This
nail’s a mulligatawny ’

He would search for a round stone, squat m the ditch and carefully hammer
the nail down

‘There'’ he would say optimistically, feelmg the place with his thumb ‘ That
b — ’s in his grave' 5

The epitaph should have been Resurgam, however The nail invariably
worked its way up again within a quarter of an hour

Nobby had tried to make love to Dorothy, of course, and, when she repulsed
him, bore her no grudge He had that happy temperament that is incapable of
taking its own reverses very seriously He was always debonair, always singing
m a lusty baritone voice-his three favourite songs were ‘Sonny Boy’, °Twas
Christmas Day in the Workhouse’ (to the tune of ‘The Church’s One
Foundation’), and “‘ — '” was all the band could play’, given with lively
renderings of military music He was twenty-six years old and was a widower,
and had been successively a seller of newspapers, a petty thief, a Borstal boy, a
soldier, a burglar, and a tramp These facts, however, you had to piece together
for yourself, for he was not equal to giving a consecutive account of his life His
conversation was studded with casual picturesque memories-the six months
he had served m a line regiment before he was invalided out with a damaged
eye, the loathsomeness of the skilly m Holloway, his childhood in the Deptford
gutters, the death of his wife, aged eighteen, in childbirth, when he was
twenty, the horrible suppleness of the Borstal canes, the dull boom of the
nitro-glycerme, blowing in the safe door at Woodward’s boot and shoe factory,
where Nobby had cleared a hundred and twenty-five pounds and spent it m
three weeks

On the afternoon of the third day they reached the fringe of the hop country,
and began to meet discouraged people, mostly tramps, trailing back to London
with the news that there was nothing doing-hops were bad and the price 'was
low, and the gypsies and ‘home pickers’ had collared all the jobs At this Flo
and Charlie gave up hope altogether, but by an adroit mixture of bullying and
persuasion Nobby managed to drive them a few miles farther. In a little village
called Wale they fell m with an old Imhwoman-Mrs McElhgot was her



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name-who had just been given a job at a neighbouring hopfield, and they
swapped some of their stolen apples for a piece of meat she had ‘bummed’
earlier in the day She gave them some useful hints about hop-picking and
about what farms to try They were all sprawling on the village green, tired
out, opposite a little general shop with some newspaper posters outside
‘You’d best go down’n have a try at Chalmers’s,’ Mrs McElligot advised
them in her base Dublin accent ‘Dat’s a bit above five mile from here I’ve
heard tell as Chalmers wants a dozen pickers still I daresay he’d give y’a job if
you gets dere early enough ’

‘Five miles' Cnpes' Ain’t there none nearer’n that? ’ grumbled Charlie
‘Well, dere’s Norman’s I got a job at Norman’s meself-I’m startin’
tomorrow morning’ But ’twouldn’t be no use for you to try at Norman’s He
ain’t takin’ on none but home pickers, an’ dey say as he’s goin’ to let half his
hops blow ’

‘What’s home pickers? ’ said Nobby

‘Why, dem as has got homes o’ deir own Eider you got to live in de
neighbourhood, or else de farmer’s got to give y’a hut to sleep in Dat’s de law
nowadays In de ole days when you come down hoppm’, you kipped in a stable
an’ dere was no questions asked But dem bloody interferin’ gets of a Labour
Government brought in a law to say as no pickers was to be taken on widout de
farmer had proper accommodation for ’em So Norman only takes on folks as
has got homes o’ deir own ’

‘Well, you ain’t got a home of your own, have you? ’

‘No bloody fear' But Norman t’inks I have I kidded’m I was stayin’ in a
cottage near by Between you an’ me. I’m skipperin’ in a cow byre ’Tain’t so
bad except for de stmk o’ de muck, but you got to be out be five m de mornm’,
else de cowmen ’ud catch you ’

‘We ain’t got no experience of hopping,’ Nobby said ‘I wouldn’t know a
bloody hop if I saw one Best to let on you’re an old hand when you go up for a
job, eh? ’

‘Hell 1 Hops don’t need no experience Tear ’em off an’ flmg ’em into de bin
Dat’s all der is to it, wid hops ’

Dorothy was nearly asleep She heard the others talking desultorily, first
about hop-pickmg, then about some story m the newspapers of a girl who had
disappeared from home Flo and Charlie had been reading the posters on the
shop-front opposite, and this had revived them somewhat, because the posters
reminded them of London and its joys The missing girl, in whose fate they
seemed to be rather interested, was spoken of as ‘The Rector’s Daughter’

‘J’a see that one, Flo? ’ said Charlie, reading a poster aloud with intense
relish ‘“Secret Love Life of Rector’s Daughter Startling Revelations ” Coo'
Wish I ’ad a penny to ’ave a read of that! ’

‘Oh? What’s ’t all about, then? ’

‘What? Didn’t j’a read about it? Papers ’as bm full of it Rector’s Daughter
this and Rector’s Daughter that- wasn’t ’alf smutty, some of it, too ’

‘She’s bit of hot stuff, the ole Rector’s Daughter,’ said Nobby reflec-
tively, lying on his back ‘Wish she was here now' I’d know what to do



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with her, all right, I w ould ’

‘ ’T was a kid run away from home,’ put in Mrs McElhgot ‘She was carryin’
on wid a man twenty year older’n herself, an’ now she’s disappeared an’ dey’re
searchm’ for her high an’ low *

‘Jacked off m the middle of the night m a motor-car with no clo’es on ’cep’
’er nightdress,’ said Charlie appreciatively ‘The ’ole village sore ’em go ’
‘Dere’s some t’mk as he’s took her abroad an’ sold her to one o’ dem flash
cat-houses in Parrus,’ added Mrs McElhgot
‘No clo’es on ’cep’ ’er nightdress^ Dirty tart she must ’a been 1 ’

The conversation might have proceeded to further details, but at this
moment Dorothy interrupted it What they were saying had roused a faint
curiosity in her She realized that she did not know the meaning of the word
‘Rector’ She sat up and asked Nobby
‘What is a Rector^ 1 ’

‘Rector^ Why, a sky-pilot-parson bloke Bloke that preaches and gives out
the hymns and that in church We passed one of ’em yesterday-riding a green
bicycle and had his collar on back to front A priest-clergyman You know ’
‘Oh Yes, I think so ’

‘Priests 1 Bloody ole getsies dey are too, some o’ dem,’ said Mrs McElhgot
reminiscently

Dorothy was left not much the wiser What Nobby had said did enlighten
her a little, but only a very little The whole train of thought connected with
‘church’ and ‘clergyman’ was strangely vague and blurred in her mind It was
one of the gaps-there was a number of such gaps-m the mysterious
knowledge that she had brought with her out of the past
That was their third night on the road When it was dark they slipped into a
spinney as usual to ‘skipper’, and a little after midnight it began to pelt with
ram They spent a miserable hour stumbling to and fro in the darkness, trying
to find a place to shelter, and finally found a hay- stack, where they huddled
themselves on the lee side till it was light enough to see, Flo blubbered
throughout the night m the most intolerable manner, and by the morning she
was in a state of semi-collapse Her silly fat face, washed clean by rain and
tears, looked like a bladder of lard, if one can imagine a bladder of lard
contorted with self-pity Nobby rooted about under the hedge until he had
collected an armful of partially dry sticks, and then managed to get a fire going
and boil some tea as usual There was no weather so bad that Nobby could not
produce a can of tea He carried, among other things, some pieces of old
motor tyre that would make a flare when the wood was wet, and he even
possessed the art, known only to a few cognoscenti among tramps, of getting
water to boil over a candle

Everyone’s limbs had stiffened after the horrible night, and Flo declared
herself unable to walk a step farther Charlie backed her up So, as the other
two refused to move, Dorothy and Nobby went on to Chalmers’s farm,
arranging a rendezvous where they should meet when they had tried their luck
They got to Chalmers’s, five miles away, found their way through vast
orchards to the hop-fields, and were told that the overseer ‘would be along



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presently’ So they waited four hours on the edge of the plantation, with the
sun drying their clothes on their backs, watching the hop-pickers at work It
was a scene somehow peaceful and alluring The hop bines, tall climbing
plants like runner beans enormously magnified, grew in green leafy lanes, with
the hops dangling from them m pale green bunches like gigantic grapes When
the wind stirred them they shook forth a fresh, bitter scent of sulphur and cool
beer In each lane of bines a family of sunburnt people were shredding the
hops into sacking bins, and singing as they worked, and presently a hooter
sounded and they knocked off to boil cans of tea over crackling fires of hop
bmes Dorothy envied them greatly How happy they looked, sitting round the
fires with their cans of tea and their hunks of bread and bacon, m the smell of
hops and wood smoke 1 She pined for such a job-however, for the present there
was nothing doing At about one o’clock the overseer arrived and told them
that he had no jobs for them, so they trailed back to the road, only avenging
themselves on Chalmers’s farm by stealing a dozen apples as they went

When they reached their rendezvous, Flo and Charlie had vanished Of
course they searched for them, but, equally of course, they knew very well
what had happened Indeed, it was perfectly obvious Flo had made eyes at
some passing lorry driver, who had given the two of them a lift back to London
for the chance of a good cuddle on the way Worse yet, they had stolen both
bundles Dorothy and Nobby had not a scrap of food left, not a crust of bread
nor a potato nor a pinch of tea, no bedding, and not even a snuff-tin in which to
cook anything they could cadge or steal-nothing, m fact, except the clothes
they stood up in

The next thirty-six hours were a bad time-a very bad time How they pined
for a job, in their hunger and exhaustion 1 But the chances of getting one
seemed to grow smaller and smaller as they got farther into the hop country
They made interminable marches from farm to farm, gettmg the same answer
everywhere-no pickers needed-and they were so busy marching to and fro
that they had not even time to beg, so that they had nothing to eat except stolen
apples and damsons that tormented their stomachs with their acid juice and yet
left them ravenously hungry It did not ram that night, but it was much colder
than before Dorothy did not even attempt to sleep, but spent the night in
crouching over the fire and keeping it alight They were hiding m a beech
wood, under a squat, ancient tree that kept the wind away but also wetted them
periodically with sprinklings of chilly dew Nobby, stretched on his back,
mouth open, one broad cheek faintly illumined by the feeble rays of the fire,
slept as peacefully as a child. All night long a vague wonder, born of
sleeplessness and intolerable discomfort, kept stirring m Dorothy’s mind Was
this the life to which she had been bred-this life of wandering empty-bellied
all day and shivermg at night under dripping trees? Had it been like this even
in the blank past? Where had she come from? Who was she? No answer came,
and they were on the road at dawn By the evening they had tried at eleven
farms m all, and Dorothy’s legs were giving out, and she was so dizzy with
fatigue that she found difficulty in walking straight

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a farm named Cairns’s, in the village of Clintock, and were taken on
immediately, with no questions asked The overseer merely looked them up
and down, said briefly, ‘Right you are-you’ll do Start m the morning, bm
number 7, set 19,’ and did not even bother to ask their names Hop-pickmg, it
seemed, needed neither character nor experience
They found their way to the meadow where the pickers’ camp was situated
In a dreamlike state, between exhaustion and the joy of having got a job at last,
Dorothy found herself walking through a maze of tin-roofed huts and gypsies’
caravans with many-coloured washing hanging from the windows Hordes of
children swarmed m the narrow grass alleys between the huts, and ragged,
agreeable-looking people were cooking meals over innumerable faggot fires At
the bottom of the field there were some round tin huts, much inferior to the
others, set apart for unmarried people An old man who was toasting cheese at
a fire directed Dorothy to one of the women’s huts
Dorothy pushed open the door of the hut It was about twelve feet across,
with unglazed windows which had been boarded up, and it had no furniture
whatever There seemed to be nothing in it but an enormous pile of straw
reaching to the roof-m fact, the hut was almost entirely filled with straw To
Dorothy’s eyes, already sticky with sleep, the straw looked paradisically
comfortable She began to push her way into it, and was checked by a sharp
yelp from beneath her

‘’Ere' What yer doing’ of? Get off of it 1 ’Oo asked you to walk about on my
belly, stoopid? ’

Seemingly there were women down among the straw Dorothy burrowed
foward more circumspectly, tripped over something, sank into the straw and m
the same instant began to fall asleep A rough-looking woman, partially
undressed, popped up like a mermaid from the strawy sea
°Ullo, mate'’ she said ‘Jest about all m, ain’t you, mate? ’

‘Yes, I’m tired- very tired ’

‘Well, you’ll bloody freeze m this straw with no bed-clo’es on you Ain’t you
got a blanket? ’

‘No,’

°Alf a mo, then I got a poke ’ere ’

She dived down into the straw and re-emerged with a hop-poke seven feet
long Dorothy was asleep already She allowed herself to be woken up, and
inserted herself somehow into the sack, which was so long that she could get
into it head and all, and then she was half wriggling, half sinking down, deep
down, into a nest of straw warmer and drier than she had conceived possible.
The straw tickled her nostrils and got into her hair and pricked her even
through the sack, but at that moment no imaginable sleeping place-not
Cleopatra’s couch of swan’s-down nor the floating bed of Haroun al
Raschid-could have caressed her more voluptuously



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It was remarkable how easily, once you had got a job, you settled down to the
routine of hop-picking After only a week of it you ranked as an expert picker,
and felt as though you had been picking hops all your life

It was exceedingly easy work Physically, no doubt, it was exhaustmg-it
kept you on your feet ten or twelve hours a day, and you were dropping with
sleep by six in the evening-but it needed no kind of skill Quite a third of the
pickers in the camp were as new to the job as Dorothy herself Some of them
had come down from London with not the dimmest idea of what hops were
like, or how you picked them, or why One man, it was said, on his first
morning on the way to the fields, had asked, ‘Where are the spades^’ He
imagined that hops were dug up out of the ground
Except for Sundays, one day at the hop camp was very like another At half
past five, at a tap on the wall of your hut, you crawled out of your sleeping nest
and began searching for your shoes, amid sleepy curses from the women (there
were six or seven or possibly even eight of them) who were buried here and
there m the straw In that vast pile of straw any clothes that you were so unwise
as to take off always lost themselves immediately You grabbed an armful of
straw and another of dried hop bmes, and a faggot from the pile outside, and
got the fire going for breakfast Dorothy always cooked Nobby’s breakfast as
well as her own, and tapped on the wall of his hut when it was ready, she being
better at waking up m the mormng than he It was very cold on those
September mornings, the eastern sky was fading slowly from black to cobalt,
and the grass was silvery white with dew Your breakfast was always the
same-bacon, tea, and bread fried in the grease of the bacon While you ate it
you cooked another exactly similar meal, to serve for dinner, and then,
carrying your dinner-pail, you set out for the fields, a mile-and-a-half walk
through the blue, windy dawn, with your nose running so m the cold that you
had to stop occasionally and wipe it on your sacking apron

The hops were divided up into plantations of about an acre, and each
set-forty pickers or thereabouts, under a foreman who was often a
gypsy-picked one plantation at a time The bines grew twelve feet high or
more, and they were trained up strings, and slung over horizontal wires, m
rows a yard or two apart, m each row there was a sacking bin like a very deep
hammock slung on a heavy wooden frame As soon as you arrived you swung
your bin into position, slit the strings from the next two bines, and tore them
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came tumbling down on top of you, showering you with dew You dragged
them into place over the bin, and then, starting at the thick end of the bine,
began tearing off the heavy bunches of hops At that hour of the morning you
could only pick slowly and awkwardly Your hands were still stiff and the
coldness of the dew numbed them, and the hops were wet and slippery The
great difficulty was to pick the hops without picking the leaves and stalks as
well, for the measurer was liable to refuse your hops if they had too many
leaves among them

The stems of the bines were covered with minute thorns which within two
or three days had torn the skm of your hands to pieces In the morning it was a
torment to begin picking when your fingers were almost too stiff to bend and
bleeding in a dozen places, but the pain wore off when the cuts had reopened
and the blood was flowing freely If the hops were good and you picked well,
you could strip a bine m ten minutes, and the best bines yielded half a bushel of
hops But the hops varied greatly from one plantation to another In some they
were as large as walnuts, and hung m great leafless bunches which you could
rip off with a single twist, in others they were miserable things no bigger than
peas, and grew so thmly that you had to pick them one at a time Some hops
were so bad that you could not pick a bushel of them in an hour

It was slow work m the early morning, before the hops were dry enough to
handle But presently the sun came out, and the lovely, bitter odour began to
stream from the warming hops, and people’s early-morning surliness wore off,
and the work got into its stride From eight till midday you were picking,
picking, picking, in a sort of passion of work-a passionate eagerness, which
grew stronger and stronger as the morning advanced, to get each bine done and
shift your bin a little farther along the row At the beginning of each plantation
all the bins started abreast, but by degrees the better pickers forged ahead, and
some of them had finished their lane of hops when the others were barely half-
way along, whereupon, if you were far behind, they were allowed to turn back
and finish your row for you* which was called ‘stealing your hops’ Dorothy
and Nobby were always among the last, there being only two of them-there
were four people at most of the bins And Nobby was a clumsy picker, with his
great coarse hands, on the whole, the women picked better than the men

It Was always a neck and neck race between the two bins on either side of
Dorothy and Nobby, bin number 6 and bin number 8 Bin number 6 was a
family of gypsies-a curly-headed, ear-ringed father, an old dried-up leather-
coloured mother, and two strapping sons- and bin number 8 was an old East
End costerwoman who wore a broad hat and long black cloak and took snuff
out of a papierm&chC box with a steamer painted on the lid She was always
helped by relays of daughters and granddaughters who came down from
London for two days at a time There was quite a troop of children working
with the set, following the bins with baskets and gathering up the fallen hops
while the adults picked And the old costerwoman’s tiny, pale granddaughter
Rose, and a little gypsy girl, dark as an Indian, were perpetually slipping off to
steal autumn raspberries and make swings out of hop bines; and the constant
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‘Go on, Rose, you lazy little cat’ Pick them ’ops up’ I’ll warm your a — for you 1 ’
etc , etc

Quite half the pickers m the set were gypsies-there were not less than two
hundred of them m the camp Diddykies, the other pickers called them They
were not a bad sort of people, friendly enough, and they flattered you grossly
when they wanted to get anything out of you, yet they were sly, with the
impenetrable slyness of savages In their oafish, Oriental faces there was a look
as of some wild but sluggish animal-a look of dense stupidity existing side by
side with untameable cunning Their talk consisted of about half a dozen
remarks which they repeated over and over again without ever growing tired of
them The two young gypsies at bm number 6 would ask Nobby and Dorothy
as many as a dozen times a day the same conundrum
‘What is it the cleverest man m England couldn’t do ? ’

‘I don’t know What>’

‘Tickle a gnat’s a — with a telegraph pole ’

At this, never-failing bellows of laughter They were all abysmally ignorant,
they informed you with pride that not one of them could read a single word
The old curly-headed father, who had conceived some dim notion that
Dorothy was a ‘scholard’, once seriously asked her whether he could drive his
caravan to New York

At twelve o’clock a hooter down at the farm signalled to the pickers to knock
off work for an hour, and it was generally a little before this that the measurer
came round to collect the hops At a warning shout from the foreman of ‘ ’Ops
ready, number nineteen 1 ’ everyone would hasten to pick up the fallen hops,
finish off the tendrils that had been left unpicked here and there, and clear the
leaves out of the bm There was an art in that It did not pay to pick too ‘clean’,
for leaves and hops alike all went to swell the tally The old hands, such as the
gypsies, were adepts at knowing just how ‘dirty’ it was safe to pick
The measurer would come round, carrying a wicker basket which held a
bushel, and accompanied by the ‘bookie,’ who entered the pickings of each bm
in a ledger The ‘bookies’ were young men, clerks and chartered accountants
and the like, who took this job as a paying holiday The measurer would scoop
the hops out of the bm a bushel at a time, intoning as he did so, ‘One 1 Two 1
Three’ Four! ’ and the pickers would enter the number in their tally books
Each bushel they picked earned them twopence, and naturally there were
endless quarrels and accusations of unfairness over the measuring. Hops are
spongy thmgs-you can crush a bushel of them into a quart pot if you choose,
so after each scoop one of the pickers would lean over into the bm and stir the
hops up to make them he looser, and then the measurer would hoist the end of
the bm and shake the hops together again Some mornings he had orders to
‘take them heavy’, and would shovel them in so that he got a couple of bushels
at each scoop, whereat there were angry yells of, ‘Look how the b— ’s ramming
them down’ Why don’t you bloody well stamp on thenP’ etc. ; and the old
hands would say darkly that they had known measurers to be ducked in
qowponds on the last day of picking From the bins the hops were put into
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full poke when the measurer had been ‘taking them heavy’ You had an hour
for dinner, and you made a fire of hop bmes-this was forbidden, but everyone
did lt-and heated up your tea and ate your bacon sandwiches After dinner you
were picking again till five or six m the evening, when the measurer came* once
more to take your hops, after which you were free to go back to the camp
Looking back, afterwards, upon her interlude of hop-picking, it was always
the afternoons that Dorothy remembered Those long, laborious hours in the
strong sunlight, m the sound of forty voices singing, m the smell of hops and
wood smoke, had a quality peculiar and unforgettable As the afternoon wore
on you grew almost too tired to stand, and the small green hop lice got into
your hair and into your ears and worried you, and your hands, from the
sulphurous juice, were as black as a Negro’s except where they were bleeding
Yet you were happy, with an unreasonable happiness The work took hold of
you and absorbed you It was stupid work, mechanical, exhausting, and every
day more painful to the hands, and yet you never wearied of it, when the
weather was fine and the hops were good you had the feeling that you could go
on picking for ever and for ever It gave you a physical joy, a warm satisfied
feeling inside you, to stand there hour after hour, tearing off the heavy clusters
and watching the pale green pile grow higher and higher in your bin, every
bushel another twopence in your pocket The sun burned down upon you,
baking you brown, and the bitter, never-pallmg scent, like a wind from oceans
of cool beer, flowed into your nostrils and refreshed you When the sun was
shining everybody sang as they worked, the plantations rang with singing For
some reason all the songs were sad that autumn- songs about rejected love and
fidelity unrewarded, like gutter versions of Carmen and Manon Lescaut There
was


There they go~in their joy-
’Appy gul-lucky boy-
But ’ere am /-/-/-
Broken- Va-arted 1


And there was


But I’m dan-cmg with tears-in my eyes-
’Cos the girl-in my arms-isn’t you-o-ou 1


And


The bells-are nnging-for Sally-
But no-o-ot-for Sally-and me'

The little gypsy girl used to sing over and over again

We’re so misable, all so misable,

Down on Misable Farm'


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persisted in calling it Misable Farm The old costerwoman and her
granddaughter Rose had a hop-pickmg song which went

‘Our lousy ’ops'

Our lousy ’ops 1

When the measurer ’e comes round.

Pick ’em up, pick ’em up off the ground 1
When ’e comes to measure,

’E never knows where to stop,

Ay, ay, get in the bin
And take the bloody lot 1 ’

‘There they go m their joy’, and ‘The bells are ringing for Sally’, were the
especial favourites The pickers never grew tired of singing them, they must
have sung both of them several hundred times over before the season came to
an end As much a part of the atmosphere of the hopfields as the bitter scent
and the blowsy sunlight were the tunes of those two songs, ringing through the
leafy lanes of the bines

When you got back to the camp, at half past six or thereabouts, you squatted
down by the stream that ran past the huts, and washed your face, probably for
the first time that day It took you twenty minutes or so to get the coal-black
filth off your hands Water and even soap made no impression on it, only two
things would remove lt-one of them was mud, and the other, curiously
enough, was hop juice Then you cooked your supper, which was usually
bread and tea and bacon again, unless Nobby had been along to the village and
bought two pennyworth of pieces from the butcher It was always Nobby who
did the shopping He was the sort of man who knows how to get four
pennyworth of meat from the butcher for twopence, and, besides, he was
expert in tiny economies For instance, he always bought a cottage loaf in
preference to any of the other shapes, because, as he used to point out, a cottage
loaf seems like two loaves when you tear it m half

Even before you had eaten your supper you were droppmg with sleep, but
the huge fires that people used to build between the huts were too agreeable to
leave The farm allowed two faggots a day for each hut, but the pickers
plundered as many more as they wanted, and also great lumps of elm root
which kept smouldering till morning On some nights the fires were so
enormous that twenty people could sit round them in comfort, and there was
singing far mto the night, and telling of stories and roasting of stolen apples
Youths and girls slipped off to the dark lanes together, and a few bold spirits
like Nobby set out with sacks and robbed the neighbouring orchards, and the
children played hide-and-seek in the dusk and harried the nightjars which
haunted the camp and which, m their cockney ignorance, they imagined to be
pheasants On Saturday nights fifty or sixty of the pickers used to get drunk m
the pub and then march down the village street roaring bawdy songs, to the
scandal of the inhabitants, who looked on the hopping season as decent
provincials in Roman Gaul might have looked on the yearly incursion of the
Goths,

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was none too warm or comfortable After that first blissful night, Dorothy
discovered that straw is wretched stuff to sleep m It is not only prickly, but,
unlike hay, it lets m the draught from every possible direction However, you
had the chance to steal an almost unlimited number of hop-pokes from the
fields, and by making herself a sort of cocoon of four hop-pokes, one on top of
the other, she managed to keep warm enough to sleep at any rate five hours a
night


4


As to what you earned by hop-picking, it was just enough to keep body and
soul together, and no more

The rate of pay at Cairns’s was twopence a bushel, and given good hops a
practised picker can average three bushels an hour In theory, therefore, it
would have been possible to earn thirty shillings by a sixty-hour week
Actually, no one in the camp came anywhere near this figure The best pickers
of all earned thirteen or fourteen shillings a week, and the worst hardly as
much as six shillings Nobby and Dorothy, pooling their hops and dividing the
proceeds, made round about ten shillings a week each

There were various reasons for this To begin with, there was the badness of
the hops in some of the fields Again, there were the delays which wasted an
hour or two of every day When one plantation was finished you had to carry
your bin to the next, which might be a mile distant, and then perhaps it would
turn out that there was some mistake, and the set, struggling under their bins
(they weighed a hundredweight), would have to waste another half-hour in
traipsing elsewhere Worst of all, there was the ram It was a bad September
that year, raining one day m three. Sometimes for a whole morning or
afternoon you shivered miserably m the shelter of the unstripped bmes, with a
dripping hop-poke round your shoulders, waiting for the ram to stop It was
impossible to pick when it was raining The hops were too slippery to handle,
and if you did pick them it was worse than useless, for when sodden with water
they shrank all to nothing in the bin Sometimes you were m the fields all day
to earn a shilling or less

This did not matter to the majority of the pickers, for quite half of them were
gypsies and accustomed to starvation wages, and most of the others were
respectable East Enders, costermongers and small shopkeepers and the like,
who came hop-pickmg for a holiday and were satisfied if they earned enough
for their fare both ways and a bit of fun on Saturday mghts The fanners knew
this and traded on it Indeed, were it not that hop-picking is regarded as a
holiday, the industry would collapse forthwith, for the price of hops is now so
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Twice a week you could ‘sub’ up to the amount of half your earnings If you
left before the picking was finished (an inconvenient thing for the farmers)
they had the right to pay you off at the rate of a penny a bushel instead of
twopence-that is, to pocket half of what they owed you It was also common
knowledge that towards the end of the season, when all the pickers had a fair
sum owing to them and would not want to sacrifice it by throwing up their
jobs, the farmer would reduce the rate of payment from twopence a bushel to a
penny halfpenny Strikes were practically impossible The pickers had no
union, and the foremen of the sets, instead of being paid twopence a bushel like
the others, were paid a weekly wage which stopped automatically if there was a
strike, so naturally they would raise Heaven and earth to prevent one
Altogether, the farmers had the pickers in a cleft stick, but it was not the
farmers who were to blame-the low price of hops was the root of the trouble
Also as Dorothy observed later, very few of the pickers had more than a dim
idea of the amount they earned The system of piecework disguised the low
rate of payment

For the first few days, before they could ‘sub’, Dorothy and Nobby very
nearly starved, and would have starved altogether if the other pickers had not
fed them But everyone was extraordinarily kind There was a party of people
who shared one of the larger huts a little farther up the row, a flower-seller
named Jim Burrows and a man named Jim Turle who was vermin man at a
large London restaurant, who had married sisters and were close friends, and
these people had taken a liking to Dorothy They saw to it that she and Nobby
should not starve Every evening during the first few days May Turle, aged
fifteen, would arrive with a saucepan full of stew, which was presented with
studied casualness, lest there should be any hint of charity about it The
formula was always the same

‘Please, Ellen, mother says as she was just gomg to throw this stew away, and
then she thought as p’raps you might like it She ain’t got no use for it, she says,
and so you’d be doing her a kindness if you was to take it ’

It was extraordinary what a lot of things the Turles and the Burrowses were
‘just gomg to throw away’ during those first few days On one occasion they
even gave Nobby and Dorothy half a pig’s head ready stewed, and besides food
they gave them several cooking pots and a tin plate which could be used as a
frying-pan. Best of all, they asked no uncomfortable questions They knew
well enough that there was some mystery in Dorothy’s life-‘You could see,’
they said, ‘as Ellen had come down in the world ’- but they made it a point of
honour not to embarrass her by asking questions about it It was not until she
had been more than a fortnight at the camp that Dorothy was even obliged to
put herself to the trouble of inventing a surname

As soon as Dorothy and Nobby could ‘sub’, their money troubles were at an
end They lived with surprising ease at the rate of one and sixpence a day for
the two of them. Fourpence of this went on tobacco for Nobby, and fourpence-
halfpenny on a loaf of bread, and they spent about sevenpence a day on tea,
sugar, milk (you could get milk at the farm at a halfpenny a half-pmt), and
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without squandering another penny or two You were everlastingly hungry,
everlastingly doing sums in farthings to see whether you could afford a kipper
or a doughnut or a pennyworth of potato chips, and, wretched as the pickers’
earnings were, half the population of Kent seemed to be m conspiracy to tickle
their money out of their pockets The local shopkeepers, with four hundred
hop-pickers quartered upon them, made more during the hop season than all
the rest of the year put together, which did not prevent them from looking
down on the pickers as cockney dirt In the afternoon the farm hands would
come round the bins selling apples and pears at seven a penny, and London
hawkers would come with baskets of doughnuts or water ices or ‘halfpenny
lollies’ At night the camp was thronged by hawkers who drove down from
London with vans of horrifyingly cheap groceries, fish and chips, jellied eels,
shrimps, shop-soiled cakes, and gaunt, glassy-eyed rabbits which had lam two
years on the ice and were being sold off at mnepence a time

For the most part it was a filthy diet upon which the hop-pickers
lived-mevitably so, for even if you had the money to buy proper food, there
was no time to cook it except on Sundays Probably it was only the abundance
of stolen apples that prevented the camp from being ravaged by scurvy There
was constant, systematic thieving of apples, practically everyone in the camp
either stole them or shared them There were even parties of young men
(employed, so it was said, by London fruit-costers) who bicycled down from
London every week-end for the purpose of raiding the orchards As for
Nobby, he had reduced fruit-stealing to a science Within a week he had
collected a gang of youths who looked up to him as a hero because he was a real
burglar and had been m jail four times, and every night they would set out at
dusk with sacks and come back with as much as two hundredweight of fruit
There were vast orchards near the hopfields, and the apples, especially the
beautiful little Golden Russets, were lying m piles under the trees, rotting,
because the farmers could not sell them It was a sm not to take them. Nobby
said On two occasions he and his gang even stole a chicken How they
managed to do it without waking the neighbourhood was a mystery, but it
appeared that Nobby knew some dodge of slipping a sack over a chicken’s
head, so that it ‘ceas’d upon the midnight with no pam’-or at any rate, with no
noise

In this manner a week and then a fortnight went by, and Dorothy was no
nearer to solving the problem of her own identity Indeed, she was further
from it than ever, for except at odd moments the subject had almost vamshed
from her mind More and more she had come to take her curious situation for
granted, to abandon all thoughts of either yesterday or tomorrow. That was
the natural effect of life in the hopfields, it narrowed the range of your
consciousness to the passing minute You could not struggle with nebulous
mental problems when you were everlastingly sleepy and everlastingly
occupied- for when you were not at work m the fields you were either cooking,
or fetching things from the village, or coaxing a fire out of wet sticks, or
trudging to and fro with cans of water, (There was only one water tap m the
camp, and that was two hundred yards from Dorothy’s hut, and the



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unspeakable earth latrine was at the same distance ) It was a life that wore you
out, used up every ounce of your energy, and kept you profoundly,
unquestionably happy In the literal sense of the word, it stupefied you The
long days m the fields, the coarse food and insufficient sleep, the smell of hops
and wood smoke, lulled you into an almost beastlike heaviness Your wits
seemed to thicken, just as your skin did, in the ram and sunshine and perpetual
fresh air

On Sundays, of course, there was no work in the fields, but Sunday morning
was a busy time, for it was then that people cooked their principal meal of the
week, and did their laundering and mending All over the camp, while the
jangle of bells from the village church came down the wind, mingling with the
thin strains of ‘O God our Help’ from the ill-attended open-air service held by
St Somebody’s Mission to Hop-pickers, huge faggot fires were blazing, and
water boiling in buckets and tin cans and saucepans and anything else that
people could lay their hands on, and ragged washing fluttering from the roofs
of all the huts On the first Sunday Dorothy borrowed a basin from the Turles
and washed first her hair, then her underclothes and Nobby’s shirt Her
underclothes were in a shocking state How long she had worn them she did
not know, but certainly not less than ten days, and they had been slept in all
that while Her stockings had hardly any feet left to them, and as for her shoes,
they only held together because of the mud that caked them

After she had set the washing to dry she cooked the dinner, and they dined
opulently off half a stewed chicken (stolen), boiled potatoes (stolen), stewed
apples (stolen), and tea out of real tea-cups with handles on them, borrowed
from Mrs Burrows And after dinner, the whole afternoon, Dorothy sat
against the sunny side of the hut, with a dry hop-poke across her knees to hold
her dress down, alternately dozing and reawakening Two-thirds of the people
in the camp were doing exactly the same thing, just dozing m the sun, and
waking to gaze at nothing, like cows It was all you felt equal to, after a week of
heavy work

About three o’clock, as she sat there on the verge of sleep. Nobby sauntered
by, bare to the waist-his shirt was drying- with a copy of a Sunday newspaper
that he had succeeded in borrowing It was Pippin's Weekly , the dirtiest of the
five dirty Sunday newspapers He dropped it m Dorothy’s lap as he passed

‘Have a read of that, kid,’ he said generously

Dorothy took Pippin's Weekly and laid it across her knees, feeling herself far
too sleepy to read A huge headline stared her in the face* ‘passion drama in
country rectory’ And then there were some more headlines, and something
m leaded type, and an mset photograph of a girl’s face For the space of five
seconds or thereabouts Dorothy was actually gazing at a blackish, smudgy, but
quite recognizable portrait of herself.

There was a column or so of print beneath the photograph As a matter of
fact, most of the newspapers had dropped the ‘Rector’s Daughter’ mystery by
this time, for it was more than a fortnight old and stale news But Pippin's
Weekly cared little whether its news was new so long as it was spicy, and that
week’s crop of rapes and murders had been a poor one. They were giving the



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‘Rector’s Daughter’ one final boost-giving her, m fact, the place of honour at
the top left-hand corner of the front page

Dorothy gazed inertly at the photograph A girl’s face, looking out at her
from beds of black unappetizing prmt-it conveyed absolutely nothing to her
mind She re-read mechanically the words, ‘passion drama in country
rectory’, without either understanding them or feeling the slightest interest
in them She was, she discovered, totally unequal to the effort of reading, even
the effort of looking at the photographs was too much for her Heavy sleep was
weighing down her head Her eyes, in the act of closing, flitted across the page
to a photograph that was either of Lord Snowden or of the man who wouldn’t
wear a truss, and then, in the same instant, she fell asleep, with Pippin's Weekly
across her knees

It was not uncomfortable against the corrugated iron wall of the hut, and she
hardly stirred till six o’clock, when Nobby woke her up to tell her that he had
got tea ready, whereat Dorothy put Pippin's Weekly thriftily away (it would
come in for lighting the fire), without looking at it again So for the moment the
chance of solving her problem passed by And the problem might have
remained unsolved even for months longer, had not a disagreeable accident, a
week later, frightened her out of the contented and unreflecting state m which
she was living


5


The following Sunday night two policemen suddenly descended upon the
camp and arrested Nobby and two others for theft
It happened all in a moment, and Nobby could not have escaped even if he
had been warned beforehand, for the countryside was pullulating with special
constables There are vast numbers of special constables m Kent They are
sworn m every autumn-a sort of militia to deal with the marauding tribes of
hop-pickers The farmers had been growing tired of the orchard-robbmg, and
had decided to make an examples in terrorem
Of course there was a tremendous uproar in the camp Dorothy came out of
her hut to discover what was the matter, and saw a firelit ring of people towards
which everyone was running She ran after them, and a horrid chill went
through her, because it seemed to her that she knew already what it was that
had happened She managed to wriggle her way to the front of the crowd, and
saw the very thing that she had been fearing
There stood Nobby, in the grip of an enormous policeman, and another
policeman was holding two frightened youths by the arms One of them, a
wretched child hardly sixteen years old, was crying bitterly Mr Cairns, a stiff-
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the stolen property that had been dug out of the straw of Nobby’s hut Exhibit
A, a pile of apples, Exhibit B, some blood-stained chicken feathers Nobby
caught sight of Dorothy among the crowd, grinned at her with a flash of large
teeth, and winked There was a confused din of shouting

‘Look at the pore little b — crying' Let ’im go' Bloody shame, pore little kid
like that' Serve the young bastard right, getting us all into trouble' Let ’im go'
Always got to put the blame on us bloody hop-pickers' Can’t lose a bloody
apple without it’s us that’s took it Let ’im go' Shut up, can’t you 5 S’pose they
was your bloody apples 5 Wouldn’t you bloodiwell-’ etc , etc , etc And then
‘Stand back mate' ’Ere comes the kid’s mother ’

A huge Toby jug of a woman, with monstrous breasts and her hair coming
down her back, forced her way through the ring of people and began roaring
first at the policeman and Mr Cairns, then at Nobby, who had led her son
astray. Finally the farm hands managed to drag her away Through the
woman’s yells Dorothy could hear Mr Cairns gruffly interrogating Nobby
‘Now then, young man, just you own up and tell us who you shared them
apples with' We’re going to put a stop to this thieving game, once and for all
You own up, and I dessay we’ll take it into consideration ’

Nobby answered, as blithely as ever, ‘Consideration, your a — '*

‘Don’t you get giving me any of your lip, young man' Or else you’ll catch it
all the hotter when you go up before the magistrate ’

‘Catch it hotter, your a — '’

Nobby grinned His own wit filled him with delight He caught Dorothy’s
eye and winked at her once again before being led away And that was the last
she ever saw of him

There was further shouting, and when the prisoners were removed a few
dozen men followed them, booing at the policemen and Mr Cairns, but
nobody dared to interfere Dorothy meanwhile had crept away, she did not
even stop to find out whether there would be an opportunity of saying good-
bye to Nobby-she was too frightened, too anxious to escape Her knees were
trembling uncontrollably When she got back to the hut, the other women
were sitting up, talking excitedly about Nobby’s arrest She burrowed deep
into the straw and hid herself, to be out of the sound of their voices They
continued talking half the night, and of course, because Dorothy had
supposedly been Nobby’s ‘tart’, they kept condoling with her and plying her
with questions She did not answer them-pretended to be asleep. But there
would be, she knew well enough, no sleep for her that night
The whole thing had frightened and upset her-but it had frightened her
more than was reasonable or understandable For she was m no kind of danger
The farm hands did not know that she had shared the stolen apples-for that
matter, nearly everyone m the camp had shared them-and Nobby would never
betray her It was not even that she was greatly concerned for Nobby, who was
frankly not troubled by the prospect of a month in jail It was something that
was happening inside her-some change that was taking place in the
atmosphere of her mind

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hour ago Within her and without, everything was changed It was as though a
bubble m her brain had burst, setting free thoughts, feelings, fears of which
she had forgotten the existence All the dreamlike apathy of the past three
weeks was shattered For it was precisely as in a dream that she had been
livmg-it is the especial condition of a dream that one accepts everything,
questions nothing Dirt, rags, vagabondage, begging, stealing-all had seemed
natural to her Even the loss of her memory had seemed natural, at least, she
had hardly given it a thought till this moment The question ‘Who am P' had
faded out of her mmd till sometimes she had forgotten it for hours together It
was only now that it returned with any real urgency

For nearly the whole of a miserable night that question went to and fro m her
brain But it was not so much the question itself that troubled her as the
knowledge that it was about to be answered Her memory was coming back to
her, that was certain, and some ugly shock was coming with it She actually
feared the moment when she should discover her own identity Something that
she did not want to face was waiting just below the surface of her
consciousness

At half past five she got up and groped for her shoes as usual She went
outside, got the fire going, and stuck the can of water among the hot embers to
boil Just as she did so a memory, seeming irrelevant, flashed across her mmd
It was of that halt on the village green at Wale, a fortnight ago-the time when
they had met the old Irishwoman, Mrs McElligot Very vividly she
remembered the scene. Herself lying exhausted on the grass, with her arm over
her face, and Nobby and Mrs McElligot talking across her supine body; and
Charlie, with succulent relish, reading out the poster, ‘Secret Love Life of
Rector’s Daughter’, and herself, mystified but not deeply interested, sitting up
and asking, ‘What is a Rector? ’

At that a deadly chill, like a hand of ice, fastened about her heart She got up
and hurried, almost ran back to the hut, then burrowed down to the place
where her sacks lay and felt in the straw beneath them In that vast mound of
straw all your loose possessions got lost and gradually worked their way to the
bottom But after searching for some minutes, and getting herself well cursed
by several women who were still half asleep, Dorothy found what she was
looking for It was the copy of Pippin x s Weekly which Nobby had given her a
week ago. She took it outside, knelt down, and spread it out m the light of the
fire

It was on the front page-a photograph, and three big headlines Yesl There
it was!

PASSION DRAMA IN COUNTRY RECTORY
PARSON S DAUGHTER AND ELDERLY SEDUCER

WHITE-HAIRED FATHER PROSTRATE WITH GRIEF
(Pippin's Weekly Special)

‘I would sooner have seen tier in her grave! ’ was the Jieartbroken cry of the Rev Charles Hare,
Rector qf Knype Hill, Suffolk, on learning of his twenty-eight-year-old daughter’s elopement
with an elderly bachelor reamed Warbntton, describedas an artist



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Miss Hare, who left the town on the night of the twenty-first of August, is still missing, and all
attempts to trace her have failed [In leaded type] Rumour, as yet unconfirmed, states that she was
recently seen with a male companion m a hotel of evil repute in Vienna


Readers of Pippin’s Weekly will recall that the elopement took place in dramatic circumstances
A little before midnight on the twenty-first of August, Mrs Evelina Sempnll, a widowed lady who
inhabits the house next door to Mr Warburton’s, happened by chance to look out of her bedroom
window and saw Mr Warburton standing at his front gate in conversation with a young woman As
it was a clear moonlight night, Mrs Semprill was able to distinguish this young woman as Miss
Hare, the Rector’s daughter The pair remained at the gate for several minutes, and before going
indoors they exchanged embraces which Mrs Semprill describes as being of a passionate nature
About half an hour later they reappeared in Mr Warburton’s car, which was backed out of the
front gate, and drove off m the direction of the Ipswich road Miss Hare was dressed m scanty
attire, and appeared to be under the influence of alcohol
It is now learned that for some time past Miss Hare had been in the habit of making clandestine
visits to Mr Warburton’s house Mrs Semprill, who could only with great difficulty be persuaded
to speak upon so painful a subject, has further revealed-


Dorothy crumpled Pippin’s Weekly violently between her hands and thrust
it into the fire, upsetting the can of water There was a cloud of ashes and
sulphurous smoke, and almost in the same instant Dorothy pulled the paper
out of the fire unburnt No use funking lt-better to learn the worst She read
on, with a horrible fascination It was not a nice kind of story to read about
yourself For it was strange, but she had no longer any shadow of doubt that
this girl of whom she was reading was herself She examined the photograph
It was a blurred, nebulous thing, but quite unmistakable Besides, she had no
need of the photograph to remind her She could remember everything- every
circumstance of her life, up to that evening when she had come home tired out
from Mr Warburton’s house, and, presumably, fallen asleep m the
conservatory It was all so clear in her mind that it was almost incredible that
she had ever forgotten it

She ate no breakfast that day, and did not think to prepare anything for the
midday meal; but when the time came, from force of habit, she set out for the
hopfields with the other pickers With difficulty, being alone, she dragged the
heavy bin into position, pulled the next bine down and began picking But
after a few minutes she found that it was quite impossible, even the mechanical
labour of picking was beyond her That horrible, lying story m Pippin’s
Weekly had so unstrung her that it was impossible even for an instant to focus
her mmd upon anything else Its lickerish phrases were going over and over m
her head ‘Embraces of a passionate nature’-‘m scanty attire’ -‘under the
influence of alcohol’-as each one came back into her memory it brought with it
such a pang that she wanted to cry out as though m physical pam

After a while she stopped even pretending to pick, let the bine fall across her
bin, and sat down against one of the posts that supported the wires The other
pickers observed her plight, and were sympathetic Ellen was a bit cut up, they
said What else could you expect, after her bloke had been knocked ofiP
(Everyone m the 'camp, Of course, had taken it for granted that Nobby was
Dorothy’s lover ) They advised her to go down to the farm *and report sick



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And towards twelve o’clock, when the measurer was due, everyone in the set
came across with a hatful of hops and dropped it into her bin

When the measurer arrived he found Dorothy still sitting on the ground
Beneath her dirt and sunburn she was very pale, her face looked haggard, and
much older than before Her bin was twenty yards behind the rest of the set,
and there were less than three bushels of hops in it

‘What’s the game? ’ he demanded ‘You ilP’

‘No ’

‘Well, why ain’t you bin pickin’, then? What you think this is- toff s picnic?
You don’t come up ’ere to sit about on the ground, you know ’

‘You cheese it and don’t get nagging of ’er'’ shouted the old cockney
costerwoman suddenly ‘Can’t the pore girl ’ave a bit of rest and peace if she
wants it? Ain’t ’er bloke m the clink thanks to you and your bloody nosing pals
of coppers? She’s got enough to worry ’er ’thout being — about by every
bloody copper’s nark in Kent 1 ’

‘That’ll be enough from you, Ma 1 ’ said the measurer gruffly, but he looked
more sympathetic on hearing that it was Dorothy’s lover who had been arrested
on the previous night When the costerwoman had got her kettle boiling she
called Dorothy to her bin and gave her a cup of strong tea and a hunk of bread
and cheese, and after the dinner interval another picker who had no partner
was sent up to share Dorothy’s bin He was a small, weazened old tramp
named Deafie Dorothy felt somewhat better after the tea Encouraged by
Deafie’s example-for he was an excellent picker-she managed to do her fair
share of work during the afternoon

She had thought things over, and was less distracted than before The
phrases m Pippin’s Weekly still made her wmce with shame, but she was equal
now to facing the situation She understood well enough what had happened to
her, and what had led to Mrs Semprill’s libel Mrs Sempnll had seen them
together at the gate and had seen Mr Warburton kissing her, and after that,
when they were both missing from Knype Hill, it was only too natural- natural
for Mrs Sempnll, that ls-to infer that they had eloped together As for the
picturesque details, she had invented them later Or had she invented them?
That was the one thing you could never be certain of with Mrs
Sempnll-whether she told her lies consciously and deliberately as lies, or
whether, m her strange and disgusting mind, she somehow succeeded in
believing them

Well, anyway, the harm was done-no use worrying about it any longer.
Meanwhile, there was the question of getting back to Knype Hill She would
have to send for some clothes, and she would need two pounds for her tram
fare home Home 1 The word sent a pang through her heart Home, after weeks
of dirt and hunger 1 How she longed for it, now that she remembered it*

But-'

A chilly little doubt raised its head There was one aspect of the matter that
she had not thought of till this moment Could she, after all, go home? Dared
she?

Could she face Knype Hill after everything that had happened? That was



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the question When you have figured on the front page of Pippin's Weekly- m
scanty attire’-‘under the influence of alcohol’-ah, don’t let’s think of it again'
But when you have been plastered all over with horrible, dishonouring libels,
can you go back to a town of two thousand inhabitants where everybody knows
everybody else’s private history and talks about it all day long’

She did not know-could not decide At one moment it seemed to her that
the story of her elopement was so palpably absurd that no one could possibly
have believed it Mr War burton, for instance, could contradict lt-most
certainly would contradict it, for every possible reason But the next moment
she remembered that Mr Warburton had gone abroad, and unless this affair
had got into the continental newspapers, he might not even have heard of it,
and then she quailed again She knew what it means to have to live down a
scandal in a small country town The glances and furtive nudges when you
passed' The prying eyes following you down the street from behind curtained
windows' The knots of youths on the corners round Blifil-Gordon’s factory,
lewdly discussing you'

‘George 1 Say, George' J’a see that bit of stuff over there’ With fair ’air’’

‘What, the skmny one’ Yes ’Oo’s she’’

‘Rector’s daughter, she is Miss ’Are But, say' What you think she done two
years ago’ Done a bunk with a bloke old enough to bin ’er father Regular
properly went on the razzle with ’im m Paris' Never think it to look at ’er,
would you’’

‘Go on 1 ’

‘She did' Straight, she did It was m the papers and all Only ’e give ’er the
chuck three weeks afterwards, and she come back ’ome again as bold as brass
Nerve, eh’’

Yes, it would take some living down For years, for a decade it might be, they
would be talking about her like that And the worst of it was that the story in
Pippin's Weekly was probably a mere bowdlerized vestige of what Mrs
Sempnll had been saying in the town Naturally, Pippin's Weekly had not
wanted to commit itself too far But was there anything that would ever
restrain Mrs Sempnll’ Only the limits of her imagmation-and they were
almost as wide as the sky

One thing, however, reassured Dorothy, and that was the thought that her
father, at any rate, would do his best to shield her Of course, there would be
others as well It was not as though she were friendless The church
congregation, at least, knew her and trusted her, and the Mothers’ Union and
the Girl Guides and the women on her visiting list would never believe such
stories about her But it was her father who mattered most Almost any
situation is bearable if you have a home to go back to and a family who will
stand by you. With courage, and her father’s support, she might face things
out By the evemng she had decided that it would be perfectly all right to go
back to Knype Hill, though no doubt it would be disagreeable at first, and
when work was over for the day she ‘subbed’ a shilling, and went down to the
general shop in the village and bought a penny packet of notepaper Back m the
camp, sitting on the grass by the fire-no tables or chairs in the camp, of



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A Clergyman's Daughter
course- she began to write with a stump of pencil

Dearest Father,- 1 can’t tell you how glad I am, after everything that has happened, to be able to
write to you again And I do hope you ’have not been too anxious about me or too worried by those
horrible stories in the newspapers I don’t know what you must have thought when I suddenly
disappeared like that and you didn’t hear from me for nearly a month But you see-’

How strange the pencil felt m her torn and stiffened fingers' She could only
write a large, sprawling hand like that of a child But she wrote a long letter,
explaining everything, and asking him to send her some clothes and two
pounds for her fare home Also, she asked him to write to her under an
assumed name she gave him- Ellen Millborough, after Millborough m
Suffolk It seemed a queer thing to have to do, to use a false name,
dishonest-criminal, almost But she dared not risk its being known m the
village, and perhaps m the camp as well, that she was Dorothy Hare, the
notorious ‘Rector’s Daughter 5


6


Once her mind was made up, Dorothy was pining to escape from the hop
camp On the following day she could hardly bring herself to go on with the
stupid work of picking, and the discomforts and bad food were intolerable now
that she had memories to compare them with She would have taken to flight
immediately if only she had had enough money to get her home The instant
her father’s letter with the two pounds arrived, she would say good-bye to the
Turles and take the tram for home, and breathe a sigh of relief to get there, m
spite of the ugly scandals that had got to be faced.

On the third day after writing she went down the village post office and asked
for her letter The postmistress, a woman with the face of a dachshund and a
bitter contempt for all hop-pickers, told her frostily that no letter had come
Dorothy was disappointed A pity-it must have been held up in the post
However, it didn’t matter; tomorrow would be soon enough-only another day
to wait

The next evemng she went again, quite certain that it would have arrived
this time Still no letter This time a misgiving assailed her; and on the fifth
evening, when there was yet agam no letter, the misgiving changed into a
horrible panic She bought another packet of notepaper and wrote an
enormous letter, using up the whole four sheets, explaining over and over
again what had happened and imploring her father not to leave her in such
suspense. Having posted it, she made up her mind that she would let a whole
week go by before calling at the post office again

This was Saturday, By Wednesday her resolve had broken down When the
hooter sounded for the midday interval she left her bin and hurried down to



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the post office-it was a mile and a half away, and it meant missing her dinner
Having got there she went shame-facedly up to the counter, almost afraid to
speak The dog-faced postmistress was sitting m her brass-barred cage at the
end of the counter, ticking figures m a long shaped account book She gave
Dorothy a brief nosy glance and went on with her work, taking no notice of
her

Something painful was happening m Dorothy’s diaphragm She was finding
it difficult to breathe, ‘Are there any letters for me 5 ’ she managed to say at last
‘Name? ’ said the postmistress, ticking away
‘Ellen Millborough ’

The postmistress turned her long dachshund nose over her shoulder for an
instant and glanced at the M partition of the Poste Restante letter-box
‘No,’ she said, turning back to her account book

In some manner Dorothy got herself outside and began to walk back
towards the hopfields, then halted A deadly feeling of emptiness at the pit of
her stomach, caused partly by hunger, made her too weak to walk
Her father’s silence could mean only one thing He believed Mrs Semprill’s
story-believed that she, Dorothy, had run away from home m disgraceful
circumstances and then told lies to excuse herself He was too angry and too
disgusted to write to her All he wanted was to get rid of her, drop all
communication with her, get her out of sight and out of mind, as a mere
scandal to be covered up and forgotten
She could not go home after this She dared not Now that she had seen what
her father’s attitude was, it had opened her eyes to the rashness of the thing she
had been contemplating Of course she could not go home 1 To slink back in
disgrace, to bring shame on her father’s house by coming there-ah,
impossible, utterly impossible 1 How could she even have thought of it?

What then? There was nothing for it but to go right away-nght away to
some place that was big enough to hide m London, perhaps Somewhere
where nobody knew her and the mere sight of her face or mention of her name
would not drag into the light a string of dirty memories
As she stood there the sound of bells floated towards her, from the village
church round the bend of the road, where the ringers were amusing themselves
by ringing ‘Abide with Me’, as one picks out a tune with one finger on the
piano But presently ‘Abide with Me’ gave way to the familiar Sunday-
morning jangle ‘Oh do leave my wife alone' She is so drunk she can’t get
home'’-the same peal that the bells of St Athelstan’s had been used to ring
three years ago before they were unswung The sound planted a spear of
homesickness m Dorothy’s heart, bringing back to her with momentary
vividness a medley of remembered things-the smell of the glue-pot in the
conservatory when she was making costumes for the school play, and the
chatter of starlings outside her bedroom window, interrupting her prayers
before Holy Communion, and Mrs Pither’s doleful voice chronicling the pains
m the backs of her legs, and the worries of the collapsing belfry and the shop-
debts and the bindweed in the peas-all the multitudinous, urgent details of a
life that had alternated between work and prayer



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Prayer' For a very short time, a minute perhaps, the thought arrested her
Prayer-m those days it had been the very source and centre of her life In
trouble or m happiness, it was to prayer that she had turned And she
realized-the first time that it had crossed her mmd-that she had not uttered a
prayer since leaving home, not even since her memory had come back to her
Moreover, she was aware that she had no longer the smallest impulse to pray
Mechanically, she began a whispered prayer, and stopped almost instantly, the
words were empty and futile Prayer, which had been the mainstay of her life,
had no meaning for her any longer She recorded this fact as she walked slowly
up the road, and she recorded it briefly, almost casually, as though it had been
something seen m passmg-a flower m the ditch or a bird crossing the
road- something noticed and then dismissed She had not even the time to
reflect upon what it might mean It was shouldered out of her mind by more
momentous things

It was of the future that she had got to be thinking now She was already
fairly clear m her mind as to what she must do When the hop-picking was at an
end she must go up to London, write to her father for money and her
clothes-for however angry he might be, she could not believe that he intended
to leave her utterly in the lurch-and then start looking for a job It was the
measure of her ignorance that those dreaded words ‘looking for a job’ sounded
hardly at all dreadful in her ears She knew herself strong and willmg-knew
that there were plenty of jobs that she was capable of doing She could be a
nursery governess, for instance-no, better, a housemaid or a parlourmaid
There were not many things in a house that she could not do better than most
servants, besides, the more menial her job, the easier it would be to keep her
past history secret

At any rate, her father’s house was closed to her, that was certain From now
on she had got to fend for herself On this decision, with only a very dim idea of
what it meant, she quickened her pace and got back to the fields m time for the
afternoon shift

The hop-picking season had not much longer to run In a week or
thereabouts Cairns’s would be closing down, and the cockneys would take the
hoppers’ tram to London, and the gypsies would catch their horses, pack their
caravans, and march northward to Lincolnshire, to scramble for jobs in the
potato fields As for the cockneys, they had had their bellyful of hop-picking by
this time They were pining to be back m dear old London, with Woolworths
and the fried-fish shop round the corner, and no more sleeping m straw and
frymg bacon in tin lids with your eyes weeping from wood smoke Hoppmg
was a holiday, but the kind of holiday that you were glad to see the last of You
came down cheering, but you went home cheering louder still and swearing
that you would never go hopping again-until next August, when you had
forgotten the cold nights and the bad pay and the damage to your hands, and
remembered only the blowsy afternoons m the sun and the boozmg of stone
pots of beer round the red camp fires at night

The mornings were growing bleak and Novembensh, grey skies, the first
leaves falling, and finches and starlings already flocking for the winter-



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Dorothy had written yet again to her father, asking for money and some
clothes, he had left her letter unanswered, nor had anybody else written to her
Indeed, there was no one except her father who knew her present address, but
somehow she had hoped that Mr Warburton might write Her courage almost
failed her now, especially at nights m the wretched straw, when she lay awake
thinking of the vague and menacing future She picked her hops with a sort of
desperation, a sort of frenzy of energy, more aware each day that every handful
of hops meant another fraction of a farthing between herself and starvation
Deafie, her bin-mate, like herself, was picking against time, for it was the last
money he would earn till next year’s hopping season came round The figure
they aimed at was five shillings a day- thirty bushels- between the two of them,
but there was no day when they quite attained it

Deafie was a queer old man and a poor companion after Nobby, but not a
bad sort He was a ship’s steward by profession, but a tramp of many years’
i standmg, as deaf as a post and therefore something of a Mr F ’s aunt m
conversation He was also an exhibitionist, but quite harmless For hours
together he used to sing a little song that went ‘With my willy vn\\y~with my
willy willy’, and though he could not hear what he was singing it seemed to
cause him some kind of pleasure He had the hairiest ears Dorothy had ever
seen There were tufts like miniature Dundreary whiskers growing out of each
of his ears Every year Deafie came hop-picking at Cairns’s farm, saved up a
pound, and then spent a paradisiac week m a lodging-house in Newington
Butts before going back to the road This was the only week in the year when
he slept in what could be called, except by courtesy, a bed

The picking came to an end on 28 September There were several fields still
unpicked, but they were poor hops and at the last moment Mr Cairns decided
to ‘let them blow’ Set number 19 finished their last field at two in the
afternoon, and the little gypsy foreman swarmed up the poles and retrieved the
derelict bunches, and the measurer carted the last hops away As he
disappeared there was a sudden shout of ‘Put ’em in the bins 1 ’ and Dorothy
saw six men bearing down upon her with a fiendish expression on their faces,
and all the women m the set scattermg and running Before she could collect
her wits to escape the men had seized her, laid her at full length in a bin and
swung her violently from side to side. Then she was dragged out and kissed by
a young gypsy smelling of onions She struggled at first, but she saw the same
thing being done to the other women m the set, so she submitted It appeared
that putting the women in the bms was an invariable custom on the last day of
picking There were great domgs in the camp that night, and not much sleep
for anybody Long after midnight Dorothy found herself moving with a ring of
people about a mighty fire, one hand clasped by a rosy butcher-boy and the
other by a very drunk old woman in a Scotch bonnet out of a cracker, to the
tune pf ‘Auld Lang Syne’,

In the morning they went up to the farm to draw their money, and Dorothy
drew one pound and fourpence, and earned another fivepence by adding up
their tally books for people who could not read or write The cockney pickers
paid you a penny for this job; the gypsies paid you only in flattery Then



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Dorothy set out for West Ackworth station, four miles away, together with the
Turles, Mr Turle carrying the tin trunk, Mrs Turle carrying the baby, the
other children carrying various odds and ends, and Dorothy wheeling the
perambulator which held the Turles’ entire stock of crockery, and which had
two circular wheels and two elliptical
They got to the station about midday, the hoppers’ train was due to start at
one, and it arrived at two and started at a quarter past three After a journey of
incredible slowness, zigzagging all over Kent to pick up a dozen hop-pickers
here and half a dozen there, going back on its tracks over and over again and
backing into sidings to let other trains pass-taking, in fact, six hours to do
thirty-five miles-it landed them m London a little after nine at night


7


Dorothy slept that night with the Turles They had grown so fond of her that
they would have given her shelter for a week or a fortnight if she had been
willing to impose on their hospitality Their two rooms (they lived in a
tenement house not far from Tower Bridge Road) were a tight fit for seven
people including children, but they made her a bed of sorts on the floor out of
two rag mats, an old cushion and an overcoat

In the morning she said good-bye to the Turles and thanked them for all
their kindness towards her, and then went straight to Bermondsey public baths
and washed off the accumulated dirt of five weeks After that she set out to look
for a lodging, having m her possession sixteen and eightpence m cash, and the
clothes she stood up in She had darned and cleaned her clothes as best she
could, and being black they did not show the dirt quite as badly as they might
have done From the knees down she was now passably respectable On the last
day of picking a ‘home picker’ m the next set, named Mrs Killfrew, had
presented her with a good pair of shoes that had been her daughter’s, and a pair
of woollen stockings

It was not until the evemng that Dorothy managed to find herself a room
For something like ten hours she was wandering up and down, from
Bermondsey into Southwark, from Southwark into Lambeth, through
labyrinthine streets where snotty-nosed children played at hop-scotch on
pavements homble with banana skins and decaying cabbage leaves. At every
house she tried it was the same story-the landlady refused point-blank to take
her in One after another a succession of hostile women, standing in then
doorways as defensively as though she had been a motor bandit or a
government inspector, looked her up and down, said briefly, ‘We don’t take
single girls,’ and shut the door m her face. She did not know it, of course, but
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Her stained and ragged clothes they might possibly have put up with, but the
fact that she had no luggage damned her from the start A single girl with no
luggage is invariably a bad lot-this is the first and greatest of the apophthegms
of the London landlady

At about seven o’clock, too tired to stand on her feet any longer, she
ventured into a filthy, flyblown little caf i near the Old Vic theatre and asked
for a cup of tea The proprietress, getting into conversation with her and
learning that she wanted a room, advised her to ‘try at Mary’s, in Wellmgs
Court, jest orff the Cut’ ‘Mary’, it appeared, was not particular and would let a
room to anybody who could pay Her proper name was Mrs Sawyer, but the
boys all called her Mary

Dorothy found Wellmgs Court with some difficulty You went along
Lambeth Cut till you got to a Jew clothes-shop called Knockout Trousers Ltd,
then you turned up a narrow alley, and then turned to your left again up
another alley so narrow that its grimy plaster walls almost brushed you as you
went In the plaster, persevering boys had cut the word — innumerable times
and too deeply to be erased At the far end of the alley you found yourself m a
small court where four tall narrow houses with iron staircases stood facing one
another

Dorothy made inquiries and found ‘Mary’ in a subterranean den beneath
one of the houses She was a drabby old creature with remarkably thm hair and
face so emaciated that it looked like a rouged and powdered skull Her voice
was cracked, shrewish, and nevertheless ineffably dreary She asked Dorothy
no questions, and indeed scarcely even looked at her, but simply demanded ten
shillings and then said m her ugly voice

‘Twenty-nine Third floor Go up be the back stairs ’

Apparently the back stairs were those inside the house Dorothy went up the
dark, spiral staircase, between sweating walls, in a smell of old overcoats,
dishwater and slops As she reached the second floor there was a loud squeal of
laughter, and two rowdy-looking girls came out of one of the rooms and stared
at her for a moment They looked young, their faces being quite hidden under
rouge and pink powder, and their lips painted scarlet as geranium petals But
amid the pink powder their china-blue eyes were tired and old; and that was
somehow horrible, because it reminded you of a girl’s mask with an old
woman’s face behind it The taller of the two greeted Dorothy
‘’Ullo, dearie 1 ’

‘Hullo 1 ’

‘You new ’ere? Which room you kipping in? ’

‘Number twenty-nine ’

‘God, ain’t that a bloody dungeon to put you in' You going out tonight? ’
‘No, I don’t think so,’ said Dorothy, privately a little astomshed at the
question, ‘I’m too tired ’

‘Thought you wasn’t, when I saw you ’adn’t dolled up But, say 1 dearie, you
ain’t on the beach, are you? Not spoiling the ship for a ’aporth of tar? Because
fnnstance if you Want the lend of a lipstick, you only got to say the word
We’re all chums ’ere, you know ’



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‘Oh No, thank you/ said Dorothy, taken aback

‘Oh, well 1 Time Dons and me was moving Got a ’portant business
engagement m Leicester Square 5 Here she nudged the other girl with her hip,
and both of them sniggered m a silly mirthless manner ‘But, say ! ’ added the
taller girl confidentially, ‘ain’t it a bloody treat to ’ave a good night’s kip all
alone once m a way^ Wish I could All on your Jack Jones with no bloody great
man’s feet shoving you about ’S all right when you can afford it, eh^’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy, feeling that this answer was expected of her, and with
only a very vague notion of what the other was talking about

‘Well, ta ta, dearie 1 Sleep tight And jes’ look out for the smash and grab
raiders ’bout ’ar-parse onei’

When the two girls had skipped downstairs with another of their
meaningless squeals of laughter, Dorothy found her way to room number 29
and opened the door A cold, evil smell met her The room measured about
eight feet each way, and was very dark The furmture was simple. In the
middle of the room, a narrow iron bedstead with a ragged coverlet and greyish
sheets, agamst the wall, a packing case with a tin basin and an empty whisky
bottle intended for water, tacked over the bed, a photograph of Bebe Daniels
torn out of Film Fun

The sheets were not only dirty, but damp Dorothy got into the bed, but she
had only undressed to her chemise, or what was left of her chemise, her
underclothes by this time being almost entirely in rums, she could not bring
herself to lay her bare body between those nauseous sheets And once m bed,
though she was aching from head to foot with fatigue, she could not sleep She
was unnerved and full of forebodings The atmosphere of this vile place
brought home to her more vividly than before the fact that she was helpless
and friendless and had only six shillings between herself and the streets
Moreover, as the night wore on the house grew noisier and noisier The walls
were so thin that you could hear everything that was happening There were
bursts of shrill idiotic laughter, hoarse male voices singing, a gramophone
drawling out limericks, noisy kisses, strange deathlike groans, and once or
twice the violent rattling of an iron bed T owards midnight the noises began to
form themselves into a rhythm m Dorothy’s bram, and she fell lightly and
unrestfully asleep She was woken about a minute later, as it seemed, by her
door being flung open, and two dimly seen female shapes rushed in, tore every
scrap of clothing from her bed except the sheets, and rushed out again. There
was a chronic shortage of blankets at ‘Mary’s’, and the only way of getting
enough of them was to rob somebody else’s bed Hence the term ’smash and
grab raiders’

In the morning, half an hour before opening time, Dorothy went to the
nearest public library to look at the advertisements in the newspapers Already
a score of vaguely mangy-lookmg people were prowling up and down, and the
number swelled by ones and twos till there were no less than sixty Presently
the doors of the library opened, and in they all surged, racing for a board at the
other end of the reading-room where the ‘Situations Vacant’ columns from
various newspapers had been cut out . and pinned up A*|d in the wake of the



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job-hunters came poor old bundles of rags, men and women both. , who had
spent the night in the streets and came to the library to sleep They came
shambling m behind the others, flopped down with grunts of relief at the
nearest table, and pulled the nearest periodical towards them, it might be the
Free Church Messenger , it might be the Vegetarian Sentmel-it didn’t matter
what it was, but you couldn’t stay m the library unless you pretended to be
reading They opened their papers, and m the same instant fell asleep, with
their chins on their breasts And the attendant walked round prodding them m
turn like a stoker poking a succession of fires, and they grunted and woke up as
he prodded them, and then fell asleep again the instant he had passed

Meanwhile a battle was raging round the advertisement board, everybody
struggling to get to the front Two young men in blue overalls came running
up behmd the others, and one of them put his head down and fought his way
through the crowd as though it had been a football scrum In a moment he was
at the board He turned to his companion £ ’Ere we are, Joe- 1 got it'
“Mechanics wanted-Locke’s Garage, Camden Town ” C’m on out of it 1 ’ He
fought his way out again, and both of them scooted for the door They were
going to Camden Town as fast as their legs would carry them And at this
moment, m every public library in London, mechanics out of work were
reading that identical notice and starting on the race for the job, which in all
probability had already been given to someone who could afford to buy a paper
for himself and had seen the notice at six in the morning

Dorothy managed to get to the board at last, and made a note of some of the
addresses where ‘cook generals’ were wanted There were plenty to choose
from-indeed, half the ladies m London seemed to be crying out for strong
capable general servants With a list of twenty addresses m her pocket, and
having had a breakfast of bread and margarine and tea which cost her
threepence, Dorothy set out to look for a job, not unhopefully

She was too ignorant as yet to know that her chances of finding work
unaided were practically ml, but the next four days gradually enlightened her
During those four days she applied for eighteen jobs, and sent written
applications for four others She trudged enormous distances all through the
southern suburbs: Clapham, Brixton, Dulwich, Penge, Sydenham, Becken-
ham, Norwood-even as far as Croydon on one occasion She was haled into
neat suburban drawing-rooms and interviewed by women of every
conceivable type-large, chubby, bullying women, thm, acid, catty women,
alert frigid women m gold pince-nez , vague rambling women who looked as
though they practised vegetarianism or attended spiritualist stances And one
and all, fat or thm, chilly or motherly, they reacted to her m precisely the same
way They simply looked her over, heard her speak, stared inquisitively, asked
her a dozen embarrassing and impertinent questions, and then turned her
down.

Any experienced person could have told her how it would be In her
circumstances it was not to be expected that anyone would take the risk of
employing her. Her ragged clothes and her lack of references were against her,
and her educated accent, which she did not know how to disguise, wrecked



A Clergyman's Daughter 341

whatever chances she might have had The tramps and cockney hop-pickers
had not noticed hei accent, but the suburban housewives noticed it quickly
enough, and it scared them in just the same way as the fact that she had no
luggage had scared the landladies The moment they had heard her speak, and
spotted her for a gentlewoman, the game was up She grew quite used to the
startled, mystified look that came over their faces as soon as she opened her
mouth-the prying, feminine glance from her face to her damaged hands, and
from those to the darns m her skirt Some of the women asked her outright
what a girl of her class was doing seeking work as a servant They sniffed, no
doubt, that she had ‘been m trouble 5 -that is, had an illegitimate baby-and
after probing her with their questions they got rid of her as quickly as possible

As soon as she had an address to give Dorothy had written to her father, and
when on the third day no answer came, she wrote again, despairingly this
time-it was her fifth letter, and four had gone unanswered-telling him that
she must starve if he did not send her money at once There was just time for
her to get an answer before her week at ‘Mary’s 9 was up and she was thrown
out for not paying her rent

Meanwhile, she continued the useless search for work, while her money
dwindled at the rate of a shilling a day-a sum just sufficient to keep her alive
while leaving her chronically hungry She had almost given up the hope that
her father would do anything to help her And strangely enough her first panic
had died down, as she grew hungrier and the chances of getting a job grew
remoter, into a species of miserable apathy She suffered, but she was not
greatly afraid The sub-world into which she was descending seemed less
terrible now that it was nearer

The autumn weather, though fine, was growing colder Each day the sun,
fighting his losing battle against the winter, struggled a little later through the
mist to dye the house-fronts with pale aquarelle colours Dorothy was m the
streets all day, or in the public library, only going back to ‘Mary’s’ to sleep, and
then taking the precaution of dragging her bed across the door She had
grasped by this time that ‘Mary’s’ was-not actually a brothel, for there is
hardly such a thing m London, but a well-known refuge of prostitutes It was
for that reason that you paid ten shillings a week for a kennel not worth five
Old ‘Mary’ (she was not the proprietress of the house, merely the manageress)
had been a prostitute herself m her day, and looked it Living in such a place
damned you even m the eyes of Lambeth Cut Women sniffed when you
passed them, men took an offensive interest m you The Jew on the comer, the
owner of Knockout Trousers Ltd, was the worst of all He was a solid young
man of about thirty, with bulging red cheeks and curly black hair like
astrakhan For twelve hours a day he stood on the pavement roaring with
brazen lungs that you couldn’t get a cheaper pair of trousers in London, and
obstructing the passers-by You had only to halt for a fraction of a second, and
he seized you by the arm and bundled you inside the shop by mam force. Once
he got you there his manner became positively threatening If you said
anything disparaging about his trousers he offered to fight, and weak-minded
people bought pairs of trousers m sheer physical terror But busy though he



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was, he kept a sharp eye open for the ‘birds’, as he called them, and Dorothy
appeared to fascinate him beyond all other ‘birds’ He had grasped that she was
not a prostitute, but living at ‘Mary’s’, she must-so he reasoned-be on the
very verge of becoming one The thought made his mouth water When he saw
her coming down the alley he would post himself at the corner, with his
massive chest well displayed and one black lecherous eye turned inquiringly
upon her (‘Are you ready to begin yet 5 ’ his eye seemed to be saying), and, as
she passed, give her a discreet pinch on the backside

On the last morning of her week at ‘Mary’s’, Dorothy went downstairs and
looked, with only a faint flicker of hope, at the slate m the hallway where the
names of people for whom there were letters were chalked up There was no
letter for ‘Ellen Millborough’ That settled it, there was nothing left to do
except to walk out into the street It did not occur to her to do as every other
woman in the house would have done-that is, pitch a hard-up tale and try to
cadge another mght’s lodging rent free She simply walked out of the house,
and had not even the nerve to tell ‘Mary’ that she was going

She had no plan, absolutely no plan whatever Except for half an hour at
noon when she went out to spend threepence out of her last fourpence on bread
and margarine and tea, she passed the entire day m the public library, reading
weekly papers In the morning she read the Barber’s Record , and in the
afternoon Cage Birds They were the only papers she could get hold of, for
there were always so many idlers in the library that you had to scramble to get
hold of a paper at all She read them from cover to cover, even the
advertisements She pored for hours together over such technicalities as How
to strop French Razors, Why the Electric Hairbrush is Unhygienic, Do
Budgies thrive on Rapeseed 5 It was the only occupation that she felt equal to
She was in a strange lethargic state in which it was easier to interest herself in
How to strop French Razors than m her own desperate plight All fear had left
her Of the future she was utterly unable to thmk, even so far ahead as tonight
she could barely see There was a night m the streets ahead of her, that was all
she knew, and even about that she only vaguely cared Meanwhile there were
Cage Birds and the Barber’s Record , and they were, strangely, absorbingly
interestmg

At nine o’clock the attendant came round with a long hooked pole and
turned out the gaslights, the library was closed Dorothy turned to the left, up
the Waterloo Road, towards the river On the iron footbridge she halted for a
moment The mght wind was blowing Deep banks of mist, like dunes, were
rising from the river, and, as the wind caught them, swirling north-eastward
across the town A swirl of mist enveloped Dorothy, penetrating her thm
clothes and making her shudder with a sudden foretaste of the night’s cold
She walked on and arrived, by the process of gravitation that draws all roofless
people to the same spot, at Trafalgar Square



CHAPTER 3
I


[scene Trafalgar Square Dimly visible through the mist , a dozen people,
Dorothy among them, are grouped about one of the benches near the north
parapet ]

Charlie [singing] ’Ail Mary, ’ail Mary, ’a-i 1 Ma-ary - [Big Ben strikes ten ]
snouter [mimicking the noise ] Ding dong, dmg dong' Shut your — noise, can’t
you? Seven more hours of it on this — square before we get the chance of a
setdown and a bit of sleep 1 Gripes'

MR tallboys [to himself] Non sum quahs eram bom sub regno Edwardi In the
days of my innocence, before the Devil earned me up into a high place and
dropped me into the Sunday newspapers- that is to say when I was Rector of
Little Fawley-cum-Dewsbury
deafie [singing] With my willy willy, with my willy willy —
mrs wayne Ah, dearie, as soon as I set eyes on you I knew as you was a lady
born and bred You and me’ve known what it is to come down m the world,
haven’t we, dearie? It ain’t the same for us as what it is for some of these
others here

Charlie [singing]. ’Ail Mary, ’ail Mary, ’a-il Ma-ary, full of grace'
mrs bendigo Calls himself a bloody husband, does he? Four pound a week m
Covent Garden and ’is wife doing a starry m the bloody Square' Husband!
mr tallboys [to himself] Happy days, happy days' My ivied church under the
sheltering hillside-my red-tiled Rectory slumbering among Elizabethan
yews' My library, my vinery, my cook, house-parlourmaid and groom-
gardener' My cash in the bank, my name in Crockford' My black suit of
irreproachable cut, my collar back to front, my watered silk cassock m the
church precincts

mrs wayne Of course the one thing I do thank God for, dearie, is that my poor
dear mother never lived to see this day Because if she ever had of lived to see
the day when her eldest daughter-as was brought up, mind you, with no
expense spared and milk straight from the cow .
mrs bendigo Husband ’

ginger Come on, less ’ave a drum of tea while we got the chance Last we’ll
get tonight-coffee shop shuts at ’ar-parse ten
the kike Oh Jesus' This bloody cold’s gonna kill me' I ain’t got nothing on
under my trousers Oh Je-e-e-eese'

Charlie [singing] ’Ail Mary, ’ail Mary-

snouter* Fourpence! Fourpence for six — hours on the bum' And thatthere



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nosing sod with the wooden leg queering our pitch at every boozer between
Aldgate and the Mile End Road With ’is — wooden leg and ’is war medals
as ’e bought m Lambeth Cut 1 Bastard 1
deafie [singing] With my willy willy, with my willy willy-
mrs bendigo Well, I told the bastard what I thought of ’im, anyway ‘Call
yourself a man’’ I says ‘I’ve seen things like you kep’ m a bottle at the
’orspital,’ I says

mr tallboys [ to himself] Happy days, happy days 1 Roast beef and bobbing
villagers, and the peace of God that passeth all understanding* Sunday
mornings in my oaken stall, cool flower scent and frou-frou of surplices
mingling in the sweet corpse-laden air* Summer evenings when the late sun
slanted through my study window - 1 pensive, boozed with tea, in fragrant
wreaths of Cavendish, thumbing drowsily some half-calf volume- Poetical
Works of William Shenstone 3 Esq , Percy’s Reliques of Ancient English Poetry ,
J Lempnere, d d , professor of immoral theology
ginger Come on, ’oo’s for that drum of riddleme-ree’ We got the milk and we
got the tea Question is, ’oo’s got any bleeding sugar’

Dorothy This cold, this cold 1 It seems to go right through you 1 Surely it
won’t be like this all night’

mrs bendigo Oh, cheese it* I ’ate these snivelling tarts
Charlie Ain’t it going to be a proper pensher, too’ Look at the perishing river
mist creeping up that there column Freeze the fish-hooks off of ole Nelson
before morning

mrs wayne Of course, at the time that I’m speaking of we still had our little
tobacco and sweetstuff business on the corner, you’ll understand
the kike Oh J e-e-e-eeze* Lend’s that overcoat of yours. Ginger I’m bloody
freezing*

snouter — dotible-crossing bastard* P’raps I won’t bash ’is navel m when I
get a ’old of ’im*

Charlie Fortunes o’ war, boy, fortunes o’ war Perishing Square tomght-
rumpsteak and kip on feathers tomorrow What else d’you expect on
perishing Thursday’

mrs bendigo Shove up. Daddy, shove up* Think I want your lousy old ’ed on
my shoulder-me a married woman’

mr tallboys [ to himself] For preaching, chanting, and intoning I was
unrivalled My ‘Lift up your Hearts’ was renowned throughout the diocese
All styles I could do you. High Church, Low Church, Broad Church and No
Church Throaty Anglo-Cat Warblmgs, straight from the shoulder
muscular Anglican, or the adenoidal Low Church whine in which still lurk
the Houyhnhnm-notes of neighing chapel elders
deafie [singing]' With my willy willy-

ginger* Take your ’ands off that bleeding overcoat, Kikie You don’t get no
clo’es of mine while you got the chats on you
Charlie [singing].

As pants the ’art for cooling streams.

When ’eated m the chase-



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mrs mcelligot [in her sleep] Was ’at you, Michael dear?
mrs Bendigo It’s my belief as the sneaking bastard ’ad another wife living
when ’e married me

MR tallboys [from the roof of his mouth , stage curate-wise, reminiscently ] If any
of you know cause of just impediment why these two persons should not be
joined together m holy matrimony
the kike A pal' A bloody pal 1 And won’t lend his bloody overcoat'
mrs wayne Well, now as you’ve mentioned it, I must admit as I never was one
to refuse a nice cup of tea I know that when our poor dear mother was alive,
pot after pot we used to

nosy watson [to himself ', angrily] Sod' Gee’d into it and then a stretch all
round Never even done the bloody job Sod'
deafie [singing] With my willy willy-

mrs mcelligot [half asleep] Dear Michael He was real loving, Michael
was Tender an’ true Never looked at another man since dat evenin’
when I met’m outside Kronk’s slaughter-house an’ he gimme de two pound
o’ sausage as he’d bummed off de International Stores for his own
supper

mrs bendigo Well, I suppose we’ll get that bloody tea this time tomorrow
mr tallboys [chanting, reminiscently] By the waters of Babylon we sat down
and wept, when we remembered thee, O Zion'

DOROTHY' Oh, this cold, this cold'

snouter Well, I don’t do no more — starries this side of Christmas I’ll ’ave
my kip tomorrow if I ’ave to cut it out of their bowels
nosy watson Detective, is he? Smith of the Flying Squad' Flying Judas more
likely' All they can bloody do-copping the old offenders what no beak won’t
give a fair chance

ginger Well, I’m off for the fiddlede-dee ’Oo’s got a couple of clods for the
water?

mrs mcelligot [waking] Oh dear, oh dear' If my back ain’t fair broke' Oh holy
Jesus, if dis bench don’t catch you across de kidneys' An’ dere was me
dreamin’ I was warm m kip wid a nice cup a’ tea an’ two o’ buttered toast
waitin’ by me bedside Well, dere goes me last wink 0’ sleep till I gets into
Lambeth public lib’ry tomorrow

daddy [his head emerging from within his overcoat like a tortoise's from within its
shell] Wassat you said, boy? Paying money for water' How long’ve you bin
on the road, you ignorant young scut? Money for bloody water? Bum it, boy,
bum it' Don’t buy what you can bum and don’t bum what you can steal
That’s my word-fifty year on the road, man and boy* [Retires within his
coat ]

mr tallboys [chanting]: O all ye works of the Lord-
deafie [singing] With my willy willy-
charlIe: ’Oo was it copped you* Nosy?
the kike Oh Je-e-e-eeae!

mrs bendigo, Shoveup, shove up! Seems to me some folks think they’ve took a
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mr tallboys [ chanting ] O all ye works of the Lord, curse ye the Lord, curse
Him and vilify Him for ever 1

mrs mcelligot What I always says is, it’s always us poor bloody Catholics
dat’s down in de bloody dumps

nosy watson Smithy Flying Squad-flying sod 1 Give us the plans of the
house and everything, and then had a van full of coppers waiting and nipped
the lot of us I wrote it up m the Black Maria

‘Detective Smith knows how to gee,

Tell him he’s a — from me ’

snouter ’Ere, what about our — tea? Go on, Kikie, you’re a young ’un, shut
that — noise and take the drums Don’t you pay nothing Worm it out of the
old tart Snivel Do the doleful

mr tallboys [ chanting ] O all ye children of men, curse ye the Lord, curse Him
and vilify Him for ever 1
charlie What, is Smithy crooked too?

mrs bendigo I tell you what, girls, I tell you what gets me down, and that’s to
think of my bloody husband snoring under four blankets and me freezing in
this bloody Square That’s what I can’t stomach The unnatural sod 1
ginger [singing] There they go -in their joy-Don’t take that there drum with
the cold sausage m it, Kikie

nosy watson Crooked? Crooked ? Why, a corkscrew ’ud look like a bloody
bradawl beside of him 1 There isn’t one of them double — sons of whores in
the Flying Squad but ’ud sell his grandmother to the knackers for two pound
ten and then sit on her gravestone eating potato crisps The geemg, narking
toe rag 1

charlie Perishing tough ’Ow many convictions you got?
ginger [singing]

There they go -in their joy-
’Appy girl-lucky boy-

nosy watson Fourteen You don’t stand no chance with that lot against you

mrs wayne What, don’t he keep you, then?

mrs bendigo No, I’m married to this one, sod ’im !

charlie I got perishing nine myself

mr tallboys [ chanting ] O Ananias, Azanas and Misael, curse ye the Lord,
curse Him and vilify Him for ever 1
ginger [singing]

There they go -m their joy-
’Appy girl-focky boy-
But ’ere am /-/-/-
Broken— ’a-a-aarted 1

God, I ain’t ’ad a dig in the grave forthree days ’Ow long since you washed
your face, Snouter?

mrs mcelligot' Oh dear, oh dear 1 If dat boy don’t come soon wid de tea me
insides’ll dry up like a bloody kippered herring
charlie. You can’t sing, none of you Ought to ’ear Snouter and me ’long
towards Christmas time when we pipe up ‘Good King Wenceslas’ outside



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the boozers ’Ymns, too Blokes in the bar weep their perishing eyes out to
’ear us ’Member when we tapped twice at the same ’ouse by mistake,
Snouter? Old tart fair tore the innards out of us
MR tallboys [ marching up and down behind an imaginary drum and singing ]

All things vile and damnable,

All creatures great and small-
[Big Ben strikes half past ten ]

snouter [mimicking the clock ] Ding dong, ding dong’ Six and a — half hours
of it’ Cnpes’

ginger Kikie and me knocked off four of them safety-razor blades in
Woolworth’s ’s afternoon I’ll ’ave a dig in the bleeding fountains tomorrow
if I can bum a bit of soap

deafie When I was a stooard m the P & O , we used to meet them black
Indians two days out at sea, m them there great canoes as they call
catamarans, catching sea-turtles the size of dinner tables
mrs wayne Did yoo used to be a clergyman, then, sir?
mr tallboys [halting] After the order of Melchizedec There is no question of
‘used to be’. Madam Once a priest always a priest Hoc est corpus hocus-
pocus Even though unfrocked-un-Crocked, we call lt-and dog-collar
publicly torn off by the bishop of the diocese
ginger [singing] There they go-zn their joy-Thank Christ’ ’Ere comes Kikie
Now for the consultation-free’
mrs bendigo Not before it’s bloody needed

Charlie ’Ow come they give you the sack, mate? Usual story? Choirgirls m the
family way?

mrs mcelligot You’ve took your time, ain’t you, young man? But come on,
let’s have a sup of it before me tongue falls out 0’ me bloody mouth
mrs bendigo Shove up, Daddy’ You’re sitting on my packet of bloody sugar
mr tallboys Girls is a euphemism Only the usual flannel-bloomered hunters
of the unmarried clergy Church hens- altar-dressers and brass-
polishers- spinsters growing bony and desperate There is a demon that
enters mto them at thirty-five

the kike The old bitch wouldn’t give me the hot water Had to tap a toff m the
street and pay a penny for it

snouter — likely story' Bin swigging it on the way more likely
daddy [emerging from his overcoat] Drum o’ tea, eh? I could sup a drum o’ tea
[Belches slightly ]

Charlie When their bubs get like perishing razor stops? I know
nosy watson Tea-bloody catlap Better’n that cocoa in the stir, though
Lend’s your cup, matie

ginger Jest wait’ll I knock a ’ole m this tin of milk Shy us a money or your
life, someone

mrs bendigo* Easy with that bloody sugar’ ’Oo paid for it, I sh’d like to know?
mr tallboys When their bubs get like razor stops. I thank thee for that
humour. Pippin’s Weekly made quite a feature of the case. ‘Missing Canon’s
Sub Rosa Romance Intimate Revelations . ’ And also an Open Letter in JoJm



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Bull ‘To a Skunk in Shepherd’s Clothing’ A pity-I was marked out for
preferment [To Dorothy] Gaiters m the family, if you understand me You
would not think, would you, that the time has been when this unworthy
backside dented the plush cushions of a cathedral stall?
charlie ’Ere comes Florry Thought she’d be along soon as we got the tea
going Got a nose like a perishing vulture for tea, that girl ’as
snouter Ay, always on the tap [ Singing ]

Tap, tap, tappety tap.

I’m a perfec’ devil at that-

mrs mcelligot De poor kid, she ain’t got no sense Why don’t she go up to
Piccadilly Circus where she’d get her five bob reg’lar? She won’t do herself
no good bummm’ round de Square wid a set of miserable ole Tobies
dorothy Is that milk all right?

ginger All right? [Applies his mouth to one of the holes in the tin and blows A
sticky greyish stream dribbles from the other ]
charlie What luck, Florry? ’Ow ’bout that perishing toff as I see you get off
with just now?

dorothy It’s got ‘Not fit for babies’ on it

mrs bendigo Well, you ain’t a bloody baby, are you? You can drop your
Buckingham Palace manners, ’ere, dearie
florry Stood me a coffee and a fag-mingy bastard 1 That tea you got there,
Ginger? You always was my favourite, Gmger dear
MRS wayne There’s jest thirteen of us

mr tallboys As we are not going to have any dinner you need not disturb
yourself

ginger What-o, ladies and gents' Tea is served Cups forward, please 1
the kike Oh Jeez' You ain’t filled my bloody cup half full'
mrs mcelligot Well, here’s luck to us all, an’ a better bloody kip tomorrow
I’d ha’ took shelter in one o’ dem dere churches meself, only de b — s won’t
let you m if so be as dey t’ink you got de chats on you [. Drinks ]
mrs wayne Well, I can’t say as this is exactly the way as I’ve been accustomed
to drinking a cup of tea-but still- [Drinks ]
charlie Perishing good cup of tea [Drinks ]

deafie And there was flocks of them there green parakeets m the coco-nut
palms, too [Drinks ]

MR tallboys

What potions have I drunk of siren tears.

Distilled from limbecs foul as Hell within'

[Drinks ]

snouter Last we’ll get till five in the — morning [Drinks ]

[Florry produces a broken shop-made cigarette from her stocking , and cadges
a match The men , except Daddy , Deafie , and Mr Tallboys , roll cigarettes
from picked-up fag-ends The red ends glow through the misty twilight, like a
crooked constellation , as the smokers sprawl on the bench, the ground, or the
slope of the parapet ]

mrs wayne Well, there now' A nice cup of tea do seem to warm you up, don’t



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it, now? Not but what I don’t feel it a bit different, as you might say, not
having no nice clean table-cloth like I’ve been accustomed to, and the
beautiful china tea service as our mother used to have, and always, of course,
the very best tea as money could buy-real Pekoe Points at two and nine a
pound

ginger [singing]

There they go-m their joy-
’Appy girl— lucky boy-

mr tallboys [singing, to the tune of ‘Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles’]
Keep the aspidistra flying-
charlie ’Ow long you two kids been m Smoke?

snouter I’m going to give them boozers such a doing tomorrow as they won’t
know if theyr’e on their ’eads or their — ’eels I’ll ’ave my ’alf dollar if I ’ave
to ’old them upside down and — shake ’em.
ginger Three days We come down from York- skippering ’alf the way God,
wasn’t it jest about bleeding nine carat gold, too 1
florry Got any more tea there, Ginger dear? Well, so long, folks See you all
at Wilkins’s tomorrow morning

mrs bendigo Thieving little tart’ Swallers ’er tea and then jacks off without so
much as a thank you Can’t waste a bloody moment
mrs mcelligot Cold? Ay, I b’lieve you Skipperin’ m de long grass wid no
blanket an’ de bloody dew fit to drown you, an’ den can’t get your bloody fire
going’ in de mornm’, an’ got to tap de milkman ’fore you can make yourself a
drum o’ tea I’ve had some’v it when me and Michael was on de toby
mrs bendigo Even go with blackies and Chinamen she will, the dirty little
cow

dorothy How much does she get each time?
snouter Tanner
dorothy Sixpence ?

charlie Bet your life Do it for a perishing fag along towards mormng
mrs mcelligot I never took less’n a shilling, never

ginger Kikie and me skippered in a boneyard one night Woke up in the
morning and found I was lying on a bleeding gravestone
the kike She ain’t half got the crabs on her, too

mrs mcelligot Michael an’ me skippered in a pigsty once We was just a-
creepm’ m, when, ‘Holy Mary 1 ’ says Michael, ‘dere’s a pig in here 1 ’ ‘Pig
be — f ’ I says, ‘he’ll keep us warm anyway ’ So m we goes, an’ dere was an old
sow lay on her side snorin’ like a traction engine I creeps up agen her an’
puts me arms round her, an’ begod she kept me warm all night I’ve
skippered worse

deafie [singing] With my willy willy-

charlie Don’t ole Deafie keep it up? Sets up a kmd of a ’umming inside of ’im,
’e says

daddy When I was a boy we didn’t live on this ’ere bread and marg and tea
and suchlike trash Good solid tommy we ’ad in them days Beefstoo Black
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day And now fifty year I’ve ’ad of it on the toby Spud-grabbing, pea-
pickmg, lambing, turnip-toppmg-everythink And sleeping m wet straw
and not once in a year you don’t fill your guts right full Well-! [Retires
mthvn his coat ]

mrs mcelligot But he was real bold, Michael was He’d go m anywhere
Many’s de time we’ve broke into an empty house an’ kipped m de best bed
‘Other people got homes,’ he’d say ‘Why shouln’t we have’m too*’
ginger [singing] But I’m dan-cing with tears-m my eyes-
mr tallboys [ to himself] Absumet haeres Caecuba digmor 1 To think that there
were twenty-one bottles of Clos St Jacques 1911m my cellar still, that night
when the baby was born and I left for London on the milk train!
mrs wayne And as for the wreaths we ’as sent us when our mother died- well,
you wouldn’t believe' ’Uge, they was
mrs Bendigo If I’ad my time over again I’d marry for bloody money
ginger [singing]

But I’m dan-cing with tears-in my eyes-
’Cos the girl-m my arms-isn’t you-o-ou'
nosy watson Some of you lot think you got a bloody lot to howl about, don’t
you? What about a poor sod like me? You wasn’t narked into the stir when
you was eighteen year old, was you?
the kike OhJ e-e-eeeze'

Charlie Ginger, you can’t smg no more’n a perishing tomcat with the guts-
ache Just you listen to me I’ll give y’a treat [Singing] Jesu, lover of my
soul-

mr tallboys [to himself] Et ego in Crockford With Bishops and

Archbishops and with all the Company of Heaven
nosy watson D’you know how I got m the stir the first time? Narked by my
own sister-yes, my own bloody sister' My sister’s a cow if ever there was
one She got married to a religious maniac-he’s so bloody religious that
she’s got fifteen kids now-well, it was him put her up to narking me But I
got back on ’em, I can tell you First thing, I done when I come out of the
stir, I buys a hammer and goes round to my sister’s house, and smashed her
piano to bloody matchwood ‘There 1 ’ I says, ‘that’s what you get for narking
me' You nosing mare ' 5 1 says

dorothy This cold, this cold! I don’t know whether my feet are there or not
mrs mcelligot Bloody tea don’t warm you for long, do it? I’m fair froze
myself,

mr tallboys [to himself] My curate days, my curate days' My fancy work
bazaars and morris-dancers in aid of on the village green, my lectures to the
Mothers’ Union-missionary work in Western China with fourteen magic
lantern slides' My Boys’ Cricket Club, teetotallers only, my Confirmation
classes -purity lecture once monthly in the Parish Hall-my Boy Scout
orgies' The Wolf Cubs will deliver the Grand Howl Household Hints for
the Parish Magazine, ‘Discarded fountain-pen fillers can be used as enemas
for canaries ’

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GINGER ’Ere comes the bleeding flattie' Get up off the ground, all of you
[Daddy emerges from his overcoat ]

the policeman [shaking the sleepers on the next bench ] Now then, wake up,
wake up' Rouse up, you' Got to go home if you want to sleep This isn’t a
common lodging house Get up, there' [etc , etc ]
mrs Bendigo It’s that nosy young sod as wants promotion Wouldn’t let you
bloody breathe if ’e ’ad ’is way
charlie [ singing ]

Jesu, lover of my soul,

' Let me to Thy bosom fly-

the policeman Now then, you' What you think this is? Baptist prayer
meeting? [To the Kike ] Up you get, and look sharp about it'
charlie I can’t ’elp it, sergeant It’s my toonful nature It comes out of me
natural-like

the policeman [shaking Mrs Bendigo ] Wake up, mother, wake up'
mrs Bendigo Mother? Mother , is it? Well, if I am a mother, thank God I ain’t
got a bloody son like you' And I’ll tell you another little secret, constable
Next time I want a man’s fat ’ands feeling round the back of my neck, I
won’t ask you to do it I’ll ’ave someone with a bit more sex-appeal
the policeman Now then, now then' No call to get abusive, you know We got
our orders to carry out [Exit majestically ]
snouter [sotto voce] — off, you — son of a — 1
CHARLIE [singing]

While the gathering waters roll.

While the tempest still is ’igh>

Sung bass m the choir my last two years in Dartmoor, I did
mrs Bendigo I’ll bloody mother ’im' [Shouting after the policeman] ’I' Why
don’t you get after them bloody cat burglars ’stead of coming nosing round a
respectable married woman?

ginger Kip down, blokes ’E’s jacked, [Daddy retires within his coat ]
nosy watson Wassit like m Dartmoor now? D’they give you jam now?
mrs wayne Of course, you can see as they couldn’t reely allow people to sleep
m the streets-I mean, it wouldn’t be qmte mce-and then you’ve got to
remember as it’d be encouraging of all the people as haven’t got homes of
their own-the kind of riff-raff, if you take my meaning
mr tallboys [to himself] Happy days, happy days! Outings with the Girl
Guides m Epping Forest-hired brake and sleek roan horses, and I on the
box m my grey flannel suit, speckled straw hat, and discreet layman’s neck-
tie Buns and ginger pop under the green elms Twenty Girl Guides pious
yet susceptible frisking in the breast-high bracken, and I a happy curate
sporting among them, in loco parentis pinching the girls’ backsides
mrs mcelligot Well, you may talk about kippm’ down, but begod dere won’t
be much sleep for my poor ole bloody bones tonight I can’t skipper it now
de way me and Michael used to.
charlie Not jam Gets cheese, though, twice a week
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[Dorothy stands up, and then , her knees having stiffened with the cold, almost
falls ]

ginger Only send you to the bleeding Labour Home What you say we all go
up to Covent Garden tomorrow morning? Bum a few pears if we get there
early enough

Charlie I’ve ’ad my perishing bellyful of Dartmoor, b’lieve me Forty on us
went through ’ell for getting off with the ole women down on the allotments
Ole trots seventy years old they was-spud-grabbers Didn’t we cop it just 1
Bread and water, chained to the wall-penshmg near murdered us
mrs bendigo No fear 1 Not while my bloody husband’s there One black eye m
a week’s enough for me, thank you

mr tallboys [chanting, reminiscently] As for our harps, we hanged them up,
upon the willow trees of Babylon'

mrs mcelligot Hold up, kiddie' Stamp your feet an’ get de blood back into
’m I’ll take y’a walk up to Paul’s m a coupla minutes
deafie [singing] With my willy willy-
[Big Ben strikes eleven ]
snouter Six more — hours' Cnpes'

[An hour passes Big Ben stops striking The mist thins and the cold increases
A grubby-faced moon is seen sneaking among the clouds of the southern
sky A dozen hardened old men remain on the benches, and still contrive to
sleep, doubled up and hidden in their greatcoats Occasionally they groan in
their sleep The others set out m all directions , intending to walk all night and
so keep then blood flowing, but nearly all of them have drifted back to the
Square by midnight A new policeman comes on duty He strolls through the
Square at intervals of half an hour, scrutinizing the faces of the sleepers but
letting them alone when he has made sure that they are only asleep and not
dead Round each bench revolves a knot of people who take it in turns to sit
down and are driven to their feet by the cold after a few minutes Ginger and
Charlie fill two drums at the fountains and set out m the desperate hope of
boiling some tea over the navvies' clinker fire in Chandos Street, but a
policeman is warming himself at the fire, and orders them away The Kike
suddenly vanishes, probably to beg a bed at the M A B Towards one o'clock a
rumour goes round that a lady is distributing hot coffee, ham sandwiches, and
packets of cigarettes under Charing Cross Bridge, there is a rush to the spot,
but the rumour turns out to be unfounded As the Square fills again the
ceaseless changing of places upon the benches quickens until it is a game of
musical chairs Sitting down, with one's hands under one's armpits, it is
possible to get into a kind of sleep, or doze, for two or three minutes on end In
this state, enormous ages seem to pass One sinks into a complex, troubling
dreams which leave one conscious of one's surroundings and of the bitter cold
The night is growing clearer and colder every minute There is a chorus of
varying sound— groans, curses, bursts of laughter, and singing , and through
them all the uncontrollable chattering of teeth ]
mr tallboys [chanting] I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of
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mrs mcelligot Ellen an’ me bm wanderin’ round de City dis two hours
Begod it’s like a bloody tomb wid dem great lamps glarin’ down on you an’
not a soul stirren’ excep’ de flatties strollin’ two an’ two
snouter Five past — one and I ain’t ’ad a bite since dinner 1 Course it ’ad to
’appen to us on a — night like this 1

mr tallboys A drinking night I should have called it But every man to his
taste [ Chanting ] ‘My strength is dried like a potsherd, and my tongue
cleaveth to my gums 1 ’

Charlie Say, what you think? Nosy and me done a smash jest now Nosy sees a
tobacconist’s show-case full of them fancy boxes of Gold Flake, and ’e says,
‘By cnpes I’m gomg to ’ave some of them fags if they give me a perishing
stretch for it 1 ’ ’e says So ’e wraps ’is scarf round ’is ’and, and we waits till
there’s a perishing great van passing as’ll drown the noise, and then Nosy
lets fly-biff We nipped a dozen packets of fags, and then I bet you didn’t see
our a — s for dust And when we gets round the corner and opens them, there
wasn’t no perishing fags inside 1 Perishmg dummy boxes I ’ad to laugh
Dorothy My knees are giving way I can’t stand up much longer
mrs Bendigo Oh, the sod, the sod 1 To turn a woman out of doors on a night
like bloody this! You wait’ll I get ’im drunk 0’ Saturday night and ’e can’t ’it
back I’ll mash ’im to bloody shin of beef, I will ’E’ll look like two pennorth
of pieces after I’ve swiped ’im with the bloody flat-iron
mrs mcelligot Here, make room’n let de kid sit down- Press up agen ole
Daddy, dear. Put his arm round you He’s chatty, but he’ll keep you warm
ginger [double marking time ] Stamp your feet on the ground-only bleeding
thing to do Strike up a song, someone, and less all stamp our bleeding feet m
time to it

daddy [ waking and emerging ] Wassat?
[Still half asleep, he lets his head fall
back, with mouth open and Adam's apple protruding from his withered throat
like the blade of a tomahawk . ]

MRS Bendigo There’s women what if they’d stood what I've stood, they’d ave
put spirits of salts m ’is cup of bloody tea
mr tallboys [beating an imaginary drum and singing] Onward, heathen
so-oldiers-

mrs wayne Well, reely now 1 If any of us’d ever of thought, m the dear old days
when we used to sit round our own Silkstone coal fire, with the kettle on the
hob and a nice dish of toasted crumpets from the baker’s over the way
[The chattering of her teeth silences her ]
charlie. No perishing church trap now, matie I’ll give y’a bit of
smut-something as we can perishing dance to You listen t’me
mrs mcelligot Don’t you get talkin’ about crumpets, Missis Me bloody
belly’s rubbm’ agen me backbone already

[Charlie draws himself up, clears his throat, and in an enormous voice roars
out a song entitled Rollicking Bill the Sailor 3 . A laugh that is partly a
shudder bursts from the people on, the bench They smg the song through ogam*
with increasing volume of noise, stamping and clapping m time Those sitting
down, packed elbow to elbow, sweep grotesquely foam side to side, working their



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feet as though stamping on the pedals of a harmonium Even Mrs Wayne joins
in after a moment, laughing in spite of herself They are all laughing, though
with chattering teeth Mr Tallboys marches up and down behind his vast swag
belly, pretending to carry a banner or crozier m front of him The night is now
quite clear, and an icy wind comes shuddering at intervals through the
Square The stamping and clapping rise to a kind of frenzy as the people feel
the deadly cold penetrate to their bones Then the policeman is seen wandering
into the Square from the eastern end, and the singing ceases abruptly ]
Charlie There 1 You can’t say as a bit of music don’t warm you up
mrs bendigo This bloody wind 1 And I ain’t even got any drawers on, the
bastard kicked me out in such a ’urry

mrs mcelligot Well, glory be to Jesus, ’twon’t be long before dat dere church
in de Gray’s Inn Road opens up for de winter Dey gives you a roof over
your head of a night, ’t any rate

the policeman Now then, now then ' D’you think this is the time of night to
begin singing like a blooming bear garden? I shall have to send you back to
your homes if you can’t keep quiet
snouter [sotto voce ] You — son of a — 1

ginger Yes-they lets you kip on the bleeding stone floor with three
newspaper posters ’stead of blankets Might as well be in the Square and
’ave done with it God, I wish I was in the bleeding spike
mrs mcelligot Still, you gets a cup of Horlicks an’ two slices I bin glad to kip
dere often enough

mr tallboys [ chanting ] I was glad when they said unto me, We will go into the
house of the Lord*

dorothy [starting up] Oh, this cold, this cold' I don’t know whether it’s worse
when you’re sittmg down or when you’re standing up Oh, how can you all
stand it? Surely you don’t have to do this every night of your lives?
mrs wayne You mustn’t think, dearie, as there isn’t some of us wasn’t brought
up respectable

Charlie [singing] Cheer up, cully, you’ll soon be dead' Brrh 1 Perishing Jesus'
Ain’t my fish-hooks blue' [Double marks time and beats his arms against his
sides ]

dorothy Oh, but how can you stand it? How can you go on like this, night
after mght, year after year? It’s not possible that people can live so' It’s so
absurd that one wouldn’t believe it if one didn’t know it was true It’s
impossible'

snouter — possible if you ask me

MR tallboys [stage curate-wise]' With God, all things are possible
[Dorothy sinks back on to the bench, her knees still being unsteady ]
Charlie. Well, it’s jest on ’ar-parse one Either we got to get moving, or else
make a pyramid on that perishing bench Unless we want to perishing turn
up our toes ’Oo’s for a little constitootional up to the Tower of London?
mrs mcelligot ’Twon’t be me dat’ll walk another step tomght Me bloody
legs’ve given out on me.

ginger: What-o for the pyramid' This is a bit too bleeding nme-day-old for



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me Less scrum into that bench-beg pardon, Ma !
daddy [sleepily] Wassa game’ Can’t a man get a bit of kip but what you must
come worriting ’im and shaking of ’im’
charlie That’s the stuff 1 Shove in' Shift yourself. Daddy, and make room for
my little sit-me-down Get one atop of each other That’s right Nevermind
the chats Jam all together like pilchards m a perishing tin
mrs wayne Here 1 1 didn’t ask you to sit on my lap, young man'
ginger Sit on mine, then, mother- ’sail the same What-o 1 First bit of stuff
I’ve ’ad my arm round since Easter

[They pile themselves m a monstrous shapeless clot , men and women clinging
indiscriminately together , like a bunch of toads at spawning time There is a
writhing movement as the heap settles down , and a sour stench of clothes
diffuses itself Only Mr Tallboys remains marching up and down ]
mr tallboys [declaiming] O ye nights and days, ye light and darkness, ye
lightnings and clouds, curse ye the Lord 1

[. Deafie , someone having sat on his diaphragm , utters a strange ,
unreproducible sound ]

mrs Bendigo Get off my bad leg, can’t you’ What you think I am’ Bloody
drawing-room sofa’

charlie Don’t ole Daddy stink when you get up agen ’im’
ginger Bleeding Bank ’oliday for the chats this’ll be
DOROTHY Oh, God, God'

MR tallboys [halting] Why call on God, you puling deathbed penitent’ Stick
to your guns and call on the Devil as I do Hail to thee, Lucifer, Prince of the
Air 1 [Singing to the tune of ( Holy, holy holy *J Incubi and Succubi, falling
down before Theei

mrs Bendigo Oh, shut up, you blarsphemous old sod 1 ’E’s too bloody fat to
feel the cold, that’s what’s wrong with ’im
charlie Nice soft be’md you got, Ma Keep an eye out for the penshmg
flattie. Ginger

MR tallboys Malecidite 3 omnia opera 1 The Black Mass 1 Why not’ Once a
priest always a priest Hand me a chunk of toke and I will work the miracle
Sulphur candles. Lord’s Prayer backwards, crucifix upside down [To
Dorothy] If we had a black he-goat you would come in useful

[ The animal heat of the piled bodies had already made itself felt A drowsiness
is descending upon everyone ]

mrs wayne You mustn’t think as I’m accustomed to sittmg on a gentleman’s
knee, you know

mrs mcelligot [drowsily] . It took my sacraments reg’lar till de bloody priest
wouldn’t give me absolution along 0’ my Michael, De ole get, de ole
getsie 1

mr tallboys [striking an attitude] Per aquam sacratam quam nunc spargo ,
signumque crucis quod nunc facto

ginger ’Oo’s got a fill of ’ard-up’ I’ve smoked by last bleeding fag-end,

MR tallboys [as at the altar]. Dearly beloved brethren we are gathered
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has afflicted us with dirt and cold, with hunger and solitude, with the pox
and the itch, with the headlouse and the crablouse Our food is damp crusts
and slimy meat-scraps handed out m packets from hotel doorways Our
pleasure is stewed tea and sawdust cakes bolted m reeking cellars, bar-
rinsing sand spittle of common ale, the embrace of toothless hags Our
destiny is the pauper’s grave, twenty-feet deep in deal coffins, the kip-house
of underground It is very meet, right and our bounden duty at all times and
in all places to curse Him and revile Him Therefore with Demons and
Archdemons [etc , etc , etc ]

mrs mcelligot [drowsily] By holy Jesus, I’m half asleep right now, only some
b — ’s lyin’ across my legs and crushin’ ’em
mr tallboys Amen Evil from us deliver, but temptation into not us lead [etc ,
etc , etc ]

[As he reaches the first word of the prayer he tears the consecrated bread
across The blood runs out of it There is a rolling sound , as of thunder , and the
landscape changes Dorothy’s feet are very cold Monstrous winged shapes of
Demons and Archdemons are dimly visible , moving to and fro Something ,
beak or claw , closes upon Dorothy’s shoulder, reminding her that her feet and
hands are aching with cold ]

the policeman [shaking Dorothy by the shoulder ] Wake up, now, wake up,
wake up 1 Haven’t you got an overcoat? You’re as white as death Don’t
you know better than to let yourself sprawl about m the cold like that?
[Dorothy finds that she is stiff with cold The sky is now quite clear, with
gritty little stars twinkling like electric lamps enormously remote The
pyramid has unrolled itself ]

mrs mcelligot De poor kid, she ain’t used to roughin’ it de way us others are
ginger [beating his arms ] Brr ! Woo* ’Taters in the bleeding mould*
mrs wayne She’s a lady bom and bred

the policeman Is that so? -See here. Miss, you best come down to the M A B
with me They’ll give you a bed all right Anyone can see with half an eye as
you’re a cut above these others here

mrs bfndigo Thank you, constable, thank you* ’Ear that, girls? ‘A cut above
us,’ ’e says Nice, ain’t it? [To the policeman j Proper bloody Ascot swell
yourself, ain’t you?

Dorothy No, no* Leave me. I’d rather stay here

the policeman Well, please yourself You looked real bad just now I’ll be
along later and take a look at you [Moves off doubtfully ]

Charlie Wait’ll the perisher’s round the corner and then pile up agen Only
perishing way we’ll keep warm

mrs mcelligot Come on, kid Get underneath an’ let’m warm you
snouter Ten mmutes to — two Can’t last for ever, I s’pose
MR tallboys [chanting]: I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of
joint My heart also in the midst of my body is like unto melting wax*

[Once more the people pile themselves on the bench But the temperature is
now not many degrees above freezing-point, and the wind is blowing more
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sucking pigs struggling for their mother’s teats One’s interludes of sleep shrink
to a few seconds, and one’s dreams grow more monstrous, troubling , and
undreamlike There are times when the nine people are talking almost
normally , times when they can even laugh at their situation, and times when
they press themselves together in a kind of frenzy, with deep groans of pain
Mi Tallboys suddenly becomes exhausted and his monologue degenerates into
a stream of nonsense He drops his vast bulk on top of the others, almost
suffocating them The heap rolls apart Some remain on the bench, some slide
to the ground and collapse against the parapet or against the others’ knees
The policeman enters the Square and orders those on the ground to their feet
They get up, and collapse again the moment he is gone There is no sound from
the ten people save of snores that are partly groans Their heads nod like those
of joined porcelain Chinamen as they fall asleep and reawake as rhythmically
as the ticking of a clock Three strikes somewhere A voice yells like a trumpet
from the eastern end of the Square ‘Boys 1 Up you get 1 The noospapers is
come’’]

Charlie [starting from his sleep ] The perishing papers’ C’m on. Ginger' Run
like Hell'

[They run, or shamble, as fast as they can to the corner of the Square , where
three youths are distributing surplus posters given away m charity by the
morning newspapers Charlie and Ginger come back with a thick wad of
posters The five largest men now jam themselves together on the bench , Deafie
and the four women sitting across their knees, then, with infinite difficulty ( as
it has to be done from the inside), they wrap themselves m a monstrous cocoon
of paper, several sheets thick, tucking the loose ends into their necks or breasts
or between their shoulders and the back of the bench Finally nothing is
uncovered save their heads and the lower part of their legs For their heads
they fashion hoods of paper The paper constantly comes loose and lets in cold
shafts of wind, but it is now possible to sleep for as much as five minutes
consecutively At this time-between three and five m the mormng~it is
customary with the police not to disturb the Square sleepers A measure of
warmth steals through everyone and extends even to their feet There is some
furtive fondling of the women under cover of the paper Dorothy is too far gone
to care

By a quarter past four the paper is all crumpled and torn to nothing, and it is
far too cold to remain sitting down The people get up, swear, find their legs
somewhat rested, and begin to slouch to and fro m couples, frequently halting
from mere lassitude Every belly is now contorted with hunger Ginger’s tin of
condensed milk is tom open and the contents devoured, everyone dipping their
fingers into it and licking them. Those who have no money at all leave the
Square for the Green Park, where they will be undisturbed till seven . Those
who can command even a halfpenny make for Wilkins’s cafe not far from the
Charing Cross Road It is known that the cafe will not open till five o’clock;
nevertheless , a crowd is waiting outside the door by twenty to five ]

mrs mcelligot Got your halfpenny, dearie-* Dey won’t let more’n four of us
in on one cup o’tea, de stingy ole gets'



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mr tallboys [singing] The roseate hu-ues of early da-awn—
ginger God, that bit of sleep we ’ad under the newspapers done me some
good [Singing] But I’m dan-cmg with tears-m my eyes-
charlie Oh, boys, boys' Look through that perishing window, will you’ Look
at the ’eat steaming down the window pane' Look at the tea-urns jest on the
boil, and them great piles of ’ot toast and ’am sandwiches, and them there
sausages sizzling m the pan' Don’t it make your belly turn perishing
summersaults to see ’em’

Dorothy I’ve got a penny I can’t get a cup of tea for that, can I’
snouter — lot of sausages we’ll get this morning with fourpence between us
’Alf a cup of tea and a — doughnut more likely There’s a breakfus’ for you'
mrs mcelligot You don’t need buy a cup o’ tea all to yourself I got a
halfpenny an’ so’s Daddy, an’ we’ll put’m to your penny an’ have a cup
between de t’ree of us He’s got sores on his lip, but Hell' who cares’ Drink
near de handle an’ dere’s no harm done
[A quarter to five strikes ]

mrs bendigo I’d bet a dollar my ole man’s got a bit of ’addock to ’is breakfast I
’ope it bloody chokes ’im

ginger [singing] But I’m dan-cing with tears-m my eyes-
mr tallboys [singing] Early m the morning my song shall rise to Thee!
mrs mcelligot You gets a bit o’ kip m dis place, dat’s one comfort Dey lets
you sleep wid your head on de table till seven o’clock It’s a bloody godsend
to us Square Tobies

Charlie [slavering like a dog] Sausages' Perishing sausages' Welsh rabbit! ’Ot
dripping toast' And a rump-steak two inches thick with chips and a pint of
Ole Burton' Oh, perishing Jesus'

[He bounds forward, pushes his way through the crowd and rattles the handle
of the glass door The whole crowd of people, about forty strong, surge forward
and attempt to storm the door, which is stoutly held within by Mr Wilkins, the
proprietor of the cafe He menaces them through the glass. Some press their
breasts and faces against the window as though warming themselves With a
whoop and a rush Florry and four other girls , comparatively fresh from
having spent part of the night m bed, debouch from a neighbouring alley,
accompanied by a gang of youths m blue suits They hurl themselves upon the
rear of the crowd with such momentum that the door is almost broken Mr
Wilkins pulls it furiously open and shoves the leaders back A fume of
sausages, kippers , coffee, and hot bread streams into the outer cold ]
youths’ voices from the rear Why can’t he — open before five’ We’re
starving for our — tea' Ram the — door in' [etc , etc ]
mr wilkins Get out' Get out, the lot of you' Or by God not one of you comes
m this morning'

girls’ voices from the rear Mis-ter Wil-kins' Mis-ter Wil-kms' Be a sport
and let us ini I’ll give y’a kiss all free for nothing Be a sport now* [etc , etc ]
mr wilkins Get on out of it' We don’t open before five, and you know it
[Slams the door,]

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bloody night’ Well, I’ll give me poor ole legs a rest, anyway [Squats on her
heels coal-mtner-fashion Many others do the same ]
ginger ’Oo’s got a ’alfpenny? I’m ripe to go fifty-fifty on a doughnut
youths’ voices [imitating military music , then singing]

‘ — ’’ was all the band could play,

‘ — ' — ’ And the same to you’

dorothy [to Mrs McElligot ] Look at us all’ Just look at us' What clothes’
What faces'

mrs Bendigo You’re no Greta Garbo yourself, if you don’t mind my
mentiomng it

mrs wayne Well, now, the time do seem to pass slowly when you’re waiting for
a nice cup of tea, don’t it now?

mr tallboys [chanting] For our soul is brought low, even unto the dust our
belly cleaveth unto the ground’

Charlie Kippers' Perishing piles of ’em’ I can smell ’em through the
perishing glass
ginger [singing]

But I’m dan-cmg with tears-m my eyes-
’Cos the girl-m my arms-isn’t you-o-ou’

[Much time passes Five strikes Intolerable ages seem to pass Then the door
is suddenly wrenched open and the people stampede m to fight for the corner
seats Almost swooning m the hot air , they fling themselves down and sprawl
across the tables, drinking m the heat and the smell of food through all their
pores ]

mr wilkins Now then, all’ You know the rules, I s’pose No hokey-pokey this
morning' Sleep till seven if you like, but if I see any man asleep after that,
out he goes on his neck Get busy with that tea, girls'
a deafening chorus of yells Two teas ’ere' Large tea and a doughnut
between us four' Kippers' Mis-ter Wil-kms' ’Ow much them sausages?
Two slices' Mis-ter Wil-kins' Got any fag papers? Kipp -erf [etc , etc ]
mr wilkins Shut up, shut up! Stop that hollering or I don’t serve any of you
mrs mcelligot D’you fell de blood runmn’ back mto your toes, dearie?
mrs wayne He do speak rough to you, don’t he? Not what I’d call a reely
gentlemanly kind of man

snouter This is — starvation Corner, this is Cripes' Couldn’t I do a couple
of them sausages'

the tarts [in chorus] Kippers ’ere' ’Urry up with them kippers' Mis-ter Wil-
kins' Kippers all round' And a doughnut'
charlie Not ’alf ' Got to fill up on the smell of ’em this morning Sooner be
’ere than on the perishing Square, all the same
ginger ’Ere, Deafie' You’ve ’ad your ’alf Gimme me that bleeding cup
mr tallboys [chanting]' Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our
tongue with joy!

mrs mcelligot Begod I’m half asleep already It’s de heat o’ de room as does
it

mr WILKINS’ Stop that singing there' You know the rules.



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the tarts [ in chorus] Kipp-m’

snouter — doughnuts’ Cold prog' It turns my belly sick
daddy Even the tea they give you ain’t no more than water with a bit of dust in
it [ Belches ]

charlie Bes’ thing- ’ave a bit of shut-eye and forget about it Dream about
perishing cut off the joint and two veg Less get our ’eads on the table and
pack up comfortable

mrs mcelligot Lean up agen me shoulder, dearie I’ve got more flesh on me
bones’n what you have

ginger I’d give a tanner for a bleeding fag, if I ’ad a bleeding tanner
charlie Pack up Get your ’ead agenst mine, Snouter That’s right Jesus,
won’t I perishing sleep’

[A dish of smoking kippers is borne past to the tarts 3 table ]
snouter [drowsily] More — kippers Wonder ’ow many times she’s bin on ’er
back to pay for that lot

mrs mcelligot [half-asleep] ’Twas a pity, ’twas a real pity, when Michael
went off on his jack an’ left me wid de bloody baby an’ all
mrs bendigo [furiously , following the dish of kippers with accusing finger ] Look
at that, girls’ Look at that’ Kippers' Don’t it make you bloody wild^ We
don’t get kippers for breakfast, do we, girls ? Bloody tarts swallermg down
kippers as fast as they can turn ’em out of the pan, and us ’ere with a cup of
tea between four of us and lucky to get that’ Kippers’

MR Tallboys [stage curate-wise ] The wages of sin is kippers
ginger Don’t breathe in my face, Deafie I can’t bleeding stand it
charlie [in his sleep ] Charles- Wisdom-drunk-and-mcapable-drunk^-yes-six-
shillings-move-on-wexi'

dorothy [on Mrs McElligot’s bosom] Oh, joy, joy’

[They are asleep ]


2


And so it goes on

Dorothy endured this life for ten days-to be exact, nine days and ten nights
It was hard to see what else she could do Her father, seemingly, had
abandoned her altogether, and though she had friends in London who would
readily have helped her, she did not feel that she could face them after what
had happened, or what was supposed to have happened And she dared not
apply to organized charity because it would almost certainly lead to the
discovery of her name, and hence, perhaps, to a fresh hullabaloo about the
‘Rector’s Daughter’

So she stayed m London, and became one of that curious tribe, rare but



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never quite extinct-the tribe of women who are penniless and homeless, but
who make such desperate efforts to hide it that they very nearly succeed,
women who wash their faces at drinking fountains m the cold of the dawn, and
carefully uncrumple their clothes after sleepless nights, and carry themselves
with an air of reserve and decency, so that only their faces, pale beneath
sunburn, tell you for certain that they are destitute It was not m her to become
a hardened beggar like most of the people about her Her first twenty-four
hours on the Square she spent without any food whatever, except for the cup of
tea that she had had overnight and a third of a cup more that she had had at
Wilkins’s caffe m the morning But in the evening, made desperate by hunger
and the others’ example, she walked up to a strange woman, mastered her voice
with an effort, and said ‘Please, Madam, could you give me twopence^ I have
had nothing to eat smce yesterday ’ The woman stared, but she opened her
purse and gave Dorothy threepence Dorothy did not know it, but her
educated accent, which had made it impossible to get work as a servant, was an
invaluable asset to her as a beggar

After that she found that it was really very easy to beg the daily shilling or so
that was needed to keep her alive And yet she never begged~it seemed to her
that actually she could not do lt-except when hunger was past bearing or when
she had got to lay m the precious penny that was the passport to Wilkins’s caffe
m the morning With Nobby, on the way to the hopfields, she had begged
without fear or scruple But it had been different then; she had not known what
she was doing Now, it was only under the spur of actual hunger that she could
screw her courage to the point, and ask for a few coppers from some woman
whose face looked friendly It was always women that she begged from, of
course She did once try begging from a man-but only once

For the rest, she grew used to the life that she was leading-used to the
enormous sleepless nights, the cold, the dirt, the boredom, and the horrible
communism of the Square After a day or two she had ceased to feel even a
flicker of surprise at her situation. She had come, like everyone about her, to
accept this monstrous existence almost as though it were normal The dazed,
witless feeling that she had known on the way to the hopfields had come back
upon her more strongly than before It is the common effect of sleeplessness
and still more of exposure To live continuously in the open air, never going
under a roof for more than an hour or two, blurs your perceptions like a strong
light glaring in your eyes or a noise drumming in your ears. You act and plan
and suffer, and yet all the while it is as though everything were a little out of
focus, a little unreal The world, inner and outer, grows dimmer till it reaches
almost the vagueness of a dream

Meanwhile, the police were getting to know her by sight On the Square
people are perpetually coming and going, more or less unnoticed They arrive
from nowhere with their drums and their bundles, camp for a few days and
nights, and then disappear as mysteriously as they come If you stay for more
than a week or thereabouts, the police will mark you down as an habitual
beggar, and* they will arrest you sooner or later It is impossible for them to
enforce th©' begging laws at all regularly, but from time to time they make a



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sudden raid and capture two or three of the people they have had their eye on
And so it happened in Dorothy’s case
One evening she was ‘knocked off’, in company with Mrs McElligot and
another woman whose name she did not know They had been careless and
begged off a nasty old lady with a face like a horse, who had promptly walked
up to the nearest policeman and given them in charge
Dorothy did not mind very much Everything was dreamlike now- the face
of the nasty old lady, eagerly accusing them, and the walk to the station with a
young policeman’s gentle, almost deferential hand on her arm, and then the
white-tiled cell, with the fatherly sergeant handing her a cup of tea through the
grille and telling her that the magistrate wouldn’t be too hard on her if she
pleaded guilty In the cell next door Mrs McElligot stormed at the sergeant,
called him a bloody get, and then spent half the night in bewailing her fate But
Dorothy had no feeling save vague relief at being m so clean and warm a place
She crept immediately on to the plank bed that was fixed like a shelf to the wall,
too tired even to pull the blankets about her, and slept for ten hours without
stirring It was only on the following morning that she began to grasp the
reality of her situation, as the Black Maria rolled briskly up to Old Street
Police Court, to the tune of ‘Adeste fideles’ shouted by five drunks inside


CHAPTER 4

I


Dorothy had wronged her father in supposing that he was willing to let her
starve to death in the street He had, as a matter of fact, made efforts to get m
touch with her, though in a roundabout and not very helpful way

His first emotion on learning of Dorothy’s disappearance had been rage pure
and simple At about eight in the morning, when he was beginning to wonder
what had become of his shaving water, Ellen had come into his bedroom and
announced in a vaguely panic-stricken tone
‘Please, Sir, Miss Dorothy ain’t m the house, Sir I can’t find her nowhere 1 ’
‘What >! said the Rector

‘She ain’t in the house. Sir 1 And her bed don’t look as if it hadn’t been slept
m, neither It’s my belief as she’s gorn, Sir 1 ’

‘Gone 1 ’ exclaimed the Rector, partly sitting up in bed ‘What do you
mean-gone^’

‘Well, Sir, I believe she’s run away from ’ome, Sir! ’

■ ‘Run away from home' At this hour of the mornmg> And what about my
breakfast, pray>’

By the time the Rector got downstairs-unshaven, no hot water having
appeared— Ellen had gone down into the town to make fruitless inquiries for
Dorothy, An hour passed, and she did not return Whereupon there occurred a



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frightful, unprecedented thing-a thing never to be forgotten this side of the
grave, the Rector was obliged to prepare his own breakfast-yes, actually to
mess about with a vulgar black kettle and rashers of Danish bacon-with his
own sacerdotal hands

After that, of course, his heart was hardened against Dorothy for ever For
the rest of the day he was far too busy raging over unpunctual meals to ask
himself why she had disappeared and whether any harm had befallen her The
point was that the confounded girl (he said several times ’confounded girl’, and
came near to saying something stronger) had disappeared, and had upset the
whole household by doing so Next day, however, the question became more
urgent, because Mrs Sempnll was now publishing the story of the elopement
far and wide Of course, the Rector demed it violently, but in his heart he had a
sneaking suspicion that it might be true It was the kind of thing, he now
decided, that Dorothy would do A girl who would suddenly walk out of the
house without even taking thought for her father’s breakfast was capable of
anything

Two days later the newspapers got hold of the story, and a nosy young
reporter came down to Knype Hill and began asking questions The Rector
made matters worse by angrily refusing to interview the reporter, so that Mrs
Sempnll’s version was the only one that got into print For about a week, until
the papers got tired of Dorothy’s case and dropped her m favour of a
plesiosaurus that had been seen at the mouth of the Thames, the Rector
enjoyed a horrible notoriety He could hardly open a newspaper without
seeing some flaming headline about ‘Rector’s Daughter Further Revelations’,
or ‘Rector’s Daughter Is she in Vienna^ Reported seen in Low-class Cabaret’
Finally there came an article m the Sunday Spyhole , which began, ‘Down m a
Suffolk Rectory a broken old man sits staring at the wall’, and which was so
absolutely unbearable that the Rector consulted his solicitor about an action
for libel However, the solicitor was against it; it might lead to a verdict, he
said, but it would certainly lead to further publicity So the Rector did
nothing, and his anger against Dorothy, who had brought this disgrace upon
him, hardened beyond possibility of forgiveness

After this there came three letters from Dorothy, explaining what had
happened Of course the Rector never really believed that Dorothy had lost her
memory It was too thin a story altogether He believed that she either had
eloped with Mr Warburton, or had gone off on some similar escapade and had
landed herself penniless in Kent, at any rate-this he had settled once and for
all, and no argument would ever move him from lt-whatever had happened to
her was entirely her own fault The first letter he wrote was not to Dorothy
herself but to his cousin Tom, the baronet. For a man of the Rector’s
upbringing it was second nature, in any serious trouble, to turn to a rich
relative for help. He had not exchanged a word with his cousin for the last
fifteen years, since they had' quarrelled over a little matter of a borrowed fifty
pounds; still, he wrote fairly confidently,' asking Sir Thomas to get m touch
with Dorothy if it could be done; and to find her some kind of job m London
For of course, after What had happened* there could be no question of letting



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her come back to Knype Hill

Shortly after this there came two despairing letters from Dorothy, telling
him that she was m danger of starvation and imploring him to send her some
money The Rector was disturbed It occurred to him-it was the first time m
his life that he had seriously considered such a thing-that it is possible to
starve if you have no money So, after thinking it over for the best part of a
week, he sold out ten pounds’ worth of shares and sent a cheque for ten pounds
to his cousin, to be kept for Dorothy till she appeared At the same time he sent
a cold letter to Dorothy herself, telling her that she had better apply to Sir
Thomas Hare But several more days passed before this letter was posted,
because the Rector had qualms about addressing a letter to ‘Ellen
Millborough’-he dimly imagined that it was against the law to use false
names-and, of course, he had delayed far too long Dorothy was already m the
streets when the letter reached ‘Mary’s’

Sir Thomas Hare was a widower, a good-hearted, chuckle-headed man of
about sixty-five, with an obtuse rosy face and curling moustaches He dressed
by preference in checked overcoats and curly brimmed bowler hats that were
at once dashingly smart and four decades out of date At a first glance he gave
the impression of having carefully disguised himself as a cavalry major of the
’nineties, so that you could hardly look at him without thinking of devilled
bones with a b and s, and the tinkle of hansom bells, and the Pink ’Un in its
great ‘Pitcher’ days, and Lottie Collins and ‘Tarara-BOOM-deay’ But his chief
characteristic was an abysmal mental vagueness He was one of those people
who say ‘Don’t you know 5 ’ and ‘What 1 What 1 ’ and lose themselves m the
middle of their sentences When he was puzzled or in difficulties, his
moustaches seemed to bristle forward, giving him the appearance of a well-
meaning but exceptionally brainless prawn

So far as his own inclinations went Sir Thomas was not m the least anxious
to help his cousins, for Dorothy herself he had never seen, and the Rector he
looked on as a cadging poor relation of the worst possible type But the fact was
that he had had just about as much of this ‘Rector’s Daughter’ business as he
could stand The accursed chance that Dorothy’s surname was the same as his
own had made his life a misery for the past fortnight, and he foresaw further
and worse scandals if she were left at large any longer So, just before leaving
London for the pheasant shooting, he sent for his butler, who was also his
confidant and intellectual guide, and held a council of war
‘Look here, Blyth, dammit,’ said Sir Thomas prawnishly (Blyth was the
butler’s name), ‘I suppose you’ve seen all this damn’ stuff in the newspapers,
hey? This “Rector’s Daughter” stuff? About this damned niece of mine ’
Blyth was a small sharp-featured man with a voice that never rose above a
whisper It was as nearly silent as a voice can be while still remaining a voice
Only by watching his bps as well as listening closely could you catch the whole
of what he said In this case his lips signalled something to the effect that
Dorothy was Sir Thomas’s cousin, not his mece
‘What, my cousin, is she? ’ said Sir Thomas ‘So she is, by Jove 1 Well, look
here, Blyth, what I mean to say-it’s about time we got hold of the damn’ girl



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and locked her up somewhere See what I mean? Get hold of her before there’s
any more trouble She’s knocking about somewhere m London, I believe
What’s the best way of getting on her track? Police? Private detectives and all
that? D’you think we could manage it? ’

Blyth’s lips registered disapproval It would, he seemed to be saying, be
possible to trace Dorothy without calling m the police and having a lot of
disagreeable publicity

‘Good man*’ said Sir Thomas ‘ Get to it, then Never mind what it costs I’d
give fifty quid not to have that “Rector’s Daughter” business over again And
for God’s sake, Blyth,’ he added confidentially, ‘once you’ve got hold of the
damn’ girl, don’t let her out of your sight Bring her back to the house and
damn’ well keep her here See what I mean? Keep her under lock and key till I
get back Or else God knows what she’ll be up to next ’

Sir Thomas, of course, had never seen Dorothy, and it was therefore
excusable that he should have formed his conception of her from the
newspaper reports

It took Blyth about a week to track Dorothy down On the morning after she
came out of the police-court cells (they had fined her six shillings, and, m
default of payment, detained her for twelve hours Mrs McElligot, as an old
offender, got seven days), Blyth came up to her, lifted his bowler hat a quarter
of an inch from his head, and inquired noiselessly whether she were not Miss
Dorothy Hare At the second attempt Dorothy understood what he was
saying, and admitted that she was Miss Dorothy Hare, whereupon Blyth
explained that he was sent by her cousm, who was anxious to help her, and that
she was to come home with him immediately
Dorothy followed him without more words said It seemed queer that her
cousm should take this sudden interest m her, but it was no queerer than the
other things that had been happening lately They took the bus to Hyde Park
Corner, Blyth paying the fares, and then walked to a large, expensive-looking
house with shuttered windows, on the borderland between Kmghtsbridge and
Mayfair They went down some steps, and Blyth produced a key and they went
in So, after an absence of something over six weeks, Dorothy returned to
respectable society, by the area door

She spent three days in the empty house before her cousin came home It
was a queer, lonely time There were several servants in the house, but she saw
nobody except Blyth, who brought her her meals and talked to her, noiselessly,
with a mixture of deference and disapproval He could not quite make up his
mmd whether she was a young lady of family or a rescued Magdalen, and so
treated her as something between the two The house had that hushed, corpse-
like air peculiar to houses whose master is away, so that you instinctively went
about on tiptoe and kept the blmds over the windows. Dorothy did not even
dare to enter any of the mam rooms She spent all the daytime lurking m a
dusty, forlorn room at the top of the house which was a sort of museum of bric-
a-brac dating from 1880 onwards. Lady Hare, dead these five years, had been
an industrious collector of rubbishf, and most of it had been stowed away m this
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room was a yellowed photograph of Dorothy’s father, aged eighteen but with
respectable side-whiskers, standing self-consciously beside an ‘ordinary’
bicycle-this was m 1888, or whether it was a little sandalwood box labelled
‘Piece of Bread touched by Cecil Rhodes at the City and South Africa
Banquet, June 1897’ The sole books m the room were some grisly school
prizes that had been won by Sir Thomas’s children-he had three, the youngest
being the same age as Dorothy

It was obvious that the servants had orders not to let her go out of doors
However, her father’s cheque for ten pounds had arrived, and with some
difficulty she induced Blyth to get it cashed, and, on the third day, went out
and bought herself some clothes She bought herself a ready-made tweed coat
and skirt and a jersey to go with them, a hat, and a very cheap frock of artificial
printed silk, also a pair of passable brown shoes, three pairs of lisle stockings, a
nasty, cheap little handbag, and a pair of grey cotton gloves that would pass for
suCde at a little distance That came to eight pounds ten, and she dared not
spend more As for underclothes, nightdresses, and handkerchiefs, they would
have to wait After all, it is the clothes that show that matter

Sir Thomas arrived on the following day, and never really got over the
surprise that Dorothy’s appearance gave him He had been expecting to see
some rouged and powdered siren who would plague him with temptations to
which alas* he was no longer capable of succumbing, and this countrified,
spinsterish girl upset all his calculations Certain vague ideas that had been
floating about his mind, of finding her a job as a manicurist or perhaps as a
private secretary to a bookie, floated out of it agam From time to time Dorothy
caught him studying her with a puzzled, prawmsh eye, obviously wondering
how on earth such a girl could ever have figured in an elopement It was very
little use, of course, telling him that she had not eloped She had given him her
version of the story, and he had accepted it with a chivalrous ‘Of course,
m’dear, of course 1 ’ and thereafter, m every other sentence, betrayed the fact
that he disbelieved her

So for a couple of days nothmg definite was done Dorothy continued her
solitary life in the room upstairs, and Sir Thomas went to his club for most of
his meals, and in the evening there were discussions of the most unutterable
vagueness Sir Thomas was genuinely anxious to find Dorothy a job, but he
had great difficulty m remembering what he was talking about for more than a
few minutes at a time ‘Well, m’dear,’ he would start off, ‘you’ll understand, of
course, that I’m very keen to do what I can for you Naturally, bemg your
uncle and all that-what? What’s that? Not your uncle? No, I suppose I’m not,
by Jove 1 Cousm-that’s it, cousin. Well, now, m’dear, being your cousin-now,
what was I saying’’ Then, when Dorothy had guided him back to the subject,
he would throw out some such suggestion as, ‘Well, now, for instance, m’dear,
how would you like to be companion to an old lady? Some dear old girl, don’t
yqu know-black mittens and rheumatoid arthritis. Die and leave you ten
thousand quid and care of the parrot What, what? ’ which did not get them
very much further Dorothy repeated a number of times that she would rather
be a housemaid or a parlourmaid* but Sir Thomas would not hear of it. The



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very idea awakened in him a class-instinct which he was usually too vague-
mmded to remember ‘What 1 ’ he would say ‘A dashed skivvy? Girl of your
upbringing? No, m’dear-no, no 1 Can’t do that kind of thing, dash nT

But m the end everything was arranged, and with surprising ease, not by Sir
Thomas, who was incapable oftarrangmg anything, but by his solicitor, whom
he had suddenly thought of consulting And the solicitor, without even seeing
Dorothy, was able to suggest a job for her She could, he said, almost certainly
find a job as a schoolmistress Of all jobs, that was the easiest to get

Sir Thomas came home very pleased with this suggestion, which struck him
as highly suitable (Privately, he thought that Dorothy had just the kind of face
that a schoolmistress ought to have ) But Dorothy was momentarily aghast
when she heard of it

‘A schoolmistress 1 ’ she said ‘But I couldn’t possibly 1 I’m sure no school
would give me a job There isn’t a single subject I can teach ’

‘What? What’s that? Can’t teach? Oh, dash it 1 Of course you can 1 Where’s
the difficulty? ’

‘But I don’t know enough 1 I’ve never taught anybody anything, except
cooking to the Girl Guides You have to be properly qualified to be a teacher ’
‘Oh, nonsensei Teaching’s the easiest job m the world Good thick
ruler-rap ’em over the knuckles They’ll be glad enough to get hold of a
decently brought up young woman to teach the youngsters their abc That’s
the line for you, m’ dear-schoolmistress You’re just cut out for it ’

And sure enough, a schoolmistress Dorothy became The invisible solicitor
had made all the arrangements in less than three days It appeared that a
certain Mrs Creevy, who kept a girls’ day school m the suburb of Southbndge,
was m need of an assistant, and was quite willing to give Dorothy the job How
it had all been settled so quickly, and what kind of school it could be that would
take on a total stranger, and unqualified at that, in the middle of the term,
Dorothy could hardly imagine She did not know, of course, that a bribe of five
pounds, miscalled a premium, had changed hands

So, just ten days after her arrest for begging, Dorothy set out for Ringwood
House Academy, Brough Road, Southbndge, with a small trunk decently full
of clothes and four pounds ten in her purse-for Sir Thomas had made her a
present of ten pounds When she thought of the ease with which this job had
been found for her, and then of the miserable struggles of three weeks ago, the
contrast amazed her It brought home to her, as never before, the mysterious
power of money In fact, it remmded her of a favourite saying of Mr
Warburton’s, that if you took 1 Corinthians, chapter thirteen, and in every
verse wrote ‘money’ instead of ‘charity’, the chapter had ten times as much
meaning as before



2


Southbndge was a repellent suburb ten or a dozen miles from London
Brough Road lay somewhere at the heart of it, amid labyrinths of meanly
decent streets, all so mdistinguishably alike, with their ranks of semi-detached
houses, their privet and laurel hedges and plots of ailing shrubs at the
crossroads, that you could lose yourself there almost as easily as m a Brazilian
forest Not only the houses themselves, but even their names were the same
over and over again Readmg the names on the gates as you came up Brough
Road, you were conscious of being haunted by some half-remembered passage
of poetry, and when you paused to identify it, you realized that it was the first
two lines of Lycidas

Rmgwood House was a dark-looking, semi-detached house of yellow brick,
three storeys high, and its lower windows were hidden from the road by ragged
and dusty laurels Above the laurels, on the front of the house, was a board
inscribed in faded gold letters

RINGWOOD HOUSE ACADEMY FOR GIRLS

Ages 5 to 1 8

Music and Dancing Taught
Apply within for Prospectus

Edge to edge with this board, on the other half of the house, was another
board which read


RUSHINGTON GRANGE HIGH SCHOOL FOR BOYS
Ages 6 to 1 6

Book-keeping and Commercial Arithmetic a Speciality
Apply within for Prospectus

The district pullulated with small private schools, there were four of them in
Brough Road alone Mrs Creevy, the Principal of Rmgwood House, and Mr
Boulger, the Principal of Rushington Grange, were in a state of warfare,
though their interests m no way clashed with one another Nobody knew what
the feud was about, not even Mrs Creevy or Mr Boulger themselves, it was a
feud that they had inherited from earlier proprietors of the two schools In the
mormngs after breakfast they would stalk up and down their respective back
gardens, beside the very low wall that separated them, pretending not to see
one another and grinning with hatred,

Dorothy’s heart sank at the sight of Rmgwood House She had not been
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something a little better than this mean, gloomy house, not one of whose
windows was lighted, though it was after 8 o’clock m the evening She knocked
at the door, and it was opened by a woman, tall and gaunt-lookmg m the dark
hallway, whom Dorothy took for a servant, but who was actually Mrs Creevy
herself Without a word, except to inquire Dorothy’s name, the woman led the
way up some dark stairs to a twilit, fireless drawing-room, where she turned up
a pinpoint of gas, revealing a black piano, stuffed horsehair chairs, and a few
yellowed, ghostly photos on the walls
Mrs Creevy was a woman somewhere in her forties, lean, hard, and angular,
with abrupt decided movements that indicated a strong will and probably a
vicious temper Though she was not m the least dirty or untidy there was
something discoloured about her whole appearance, as though she lived all her
life in a bad light, and the expression of her mouth, sullen and ill-shaped with
the lower lip turned down, recalled that of a toad She spoke in a sharp,
commanding voice, with a bad accent and occasional vulgar turns of speech
You could tell her at a glance for a person who knew exactly what she wanted,
and would grasp it as ruthlessly as any machine, not a bully exactly-you could
somehow infer from her appearance that she would not take enough interest in
you to want to bully you— but a person who would make use of you and then
throw you aside with no more compunction than if you had been a worn-out
scrubbing-brush

Mrs Creevy did not waste any words on greetings She motioned Dorothy to
a chair, with the air rather of commanding than of inviting her to sit down, and
then sat down herself, with her hands clasped on her skinny forearms

‘I hope you and me are gomg to get on well together. Miss Millborough,’ she
began m her penetrating, subhectoring voice (On the advice of Sir Thomas’s
everwise solicitor, Dorothy had stuck to the name of Ellen Millborough ) ‘And
I hope I’m not going to have the same nasty business with you as I had with my
last two assistants You say you haven’t had an experience of teaching before
this^’

‘Not in a school,’ said Dorothy-there had been a tarradiddle in her letter of
introduction, to the effect that she had had experience of ‘private teaching’
Mrs Creevy looked Dorothy over as though wondering whether to induct
her into the inner secrets of school-teaching, and then appeared to decide
against it

‘Well, we shall see,’ she said, ‘I must say,’ she added complainmgly, ‘it’s not
easy to get hold of good hardworking assistants nowadays You give them good
wages and good treatment, and you get no thanks for it The last one I had-the
one I’ve just had to get rid of-Miss Strong, wasn’t so bad so far as the teaching
part went, intact* she was a B A , and I don’t know what you could have better
than aB A , unless it’s an M A You don’t happen to be a B A, or an M A. , do
you, Miss Millborough? ’

‘No, I’m afraid not,’ said 4 Dorothy ' • • u *

‘Well, that’s a pity It looks so much-better on the prospectus- if you’re gota
few letters after your name. ^elllTerhaps it doesn’t matter, I don’t suppose
many of our parents’d know wfeatB Aj. stands for, and aren’t 80 Oh



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showing their ignorance I suppose you can talk French, of course? ’
‘Well-I’ve learnt French *

‘Oh, that’s all right, then Just so as we can put it on the prospectus Well,
now, to come back to what I was saying, Miss Strong was all right as a teacher,
but she didn’t come up to my ideas on what I call the moral side We’re very
strong on the moral side at Ringwood House It’s what counts most with the
parents, you’ll find And the one before Miss Strong, Miss Brewer- well, she
had what I call a weak nature You don’t get on with girls if you’ve got a weak
nature The end of it all was that one morning one little girl crept up to the desk
with a box of matches and set fire to Miss Brewer’s skirt Of course I wasn’t
going to keep her after that In fact I had her out of the house the same
afternoon-and I didn’t give her any refs either, I can tell you 1 ’

‘You mean you expelled the girl who did it? ’ said Dorothy, mystified
‘What? The girP Not likely 1 You don’t suppose I’d go and turn fees away
from my door, do you? I mean I got rid of Miss Brewer, not the girl It’s no
good having teachers who let the girls get saucy with them We’ve got twenty-
one in the class just at present, and you’ll find they need a strong hand to keep
them down ’

‘You don’t teach yourself? ’ said Dorothy

‘Oh dear, no 1 ’ said Mrs Creevy almost contemptuously ‘I’ve got a lot too
much on my hands to waste my time teaching There’s the house to look after,
and seven of the children stay to dinner- I’ve only a daily woman at present
Besides, it takes me all my time getting the fees out of the parents After all, the
fees are what matter, aren’t they? ’

‘Yes I suppose so,’ said Dorothy

‘Well, we’d better settle about your wages,’ continued Mrs Creevy ‘In term
time I’ll give you your board and lodging and ten shillings a week, in the
holidays it’ll just be your board and lodging You can have the use of the
copper m the kitchen for your laundering, and I light the geyser for hot baths
every Saturday night, or at least most Saturday nights. You can’t have the use
of this room we’re in now, because it’s my reception-room, and I don’t want
you to go wasting the gas m your bedroom But you can have the use of the
mormng-room whenever you want it ’

‘Thank you,’ said Dorothy

‘Well, I should think that’ll be about all I expect you’re feeling ready for
bed You’ll have had your supper long ago, of course? ’

This was clearly intended to mean that Dorothy was not going to get any
food tonight, so she answered Yes, untruthfully, and the conversation was at
an end That was always Mrs Creevy’ s way- she never kept you talking an
instant longer than was necessary Her conversation was so very definite, so
exactly to the point, that it was not really conversation at all Rather, it was the
skeleton of conversation, like the dialogue m a badly written novel where
everyone talks a little too much in character But indeed, m the proper sense of
the word she did not talk, she merely said, in her brief shrewish way, whatever
it was necessary to say* and then got rid of you as promptly as possible She
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no bigger than an acorn, revealing a gaunt bedroom with a narrow white-
quilted bed, a rickety wardrobe, one chair and a wash-hand-stand with a frigid
white china basin and ewer It was very like the bedrooms in seaside lodging
houses, but it lacked the one thing that gives such rooms their air of homeliness
and decency-the text over the bed

‘This is your room/ Mrs Creevy said, ‘and I just hope you’ll keep it a bit
tidier than what Miss Strong used to And don’t go burning the gas half the
night, please, because I can tell what time you turn it off by the crack under the
door ’

With this parting salutation she left Dorothy to herself The room was
dismally cold, indeed, the whole house had a damp, chilly feeling, as though
fires were rarely lighted in it Dorothy got into bed as quickly as possible,
feeling bed to be the warmest place On top of the wardrobe, when she was
putting her clothes away, she found a cardboard box containing no less than
nine empty whisky bottles-relics, presumably, of Miss Strong’s weakness on
the moral side

At eight in the morning Dorothy went downstairs and found Mrs Creevy
already at breakfast in what she called the ‘morning-room’ This was a smallish
room adjoining the kitchen, and it had started life as the scullery; but Mrs
Creevy had converted it into the ‘morning-room’ by the simple process of
removing the sink and copper into the kitchen The breakfast table, covered
with a cloth of harsh texture, was very large and forbiddingly bare Up at Mrs
Creevy’ s end were a tray with a very small teapot and two cups, a plate on
which were two leathery fried eggs, and a dish of marmalade, in the middle,
just within Dorothy’s reach if she stretched, was a plate of bread and butter,
and beside her plate-as though it were the only thing she could be trusted
with-a cruet stand with some dried-up, clotted stuff inside the bottles
‘Good morning. Miss Millborough,’ said Mrs Creevy ‘It doesn’t matter
this morning, as this is the first day, but just remember another time that I
want you down here in time to help me get breakfast ready ’

‘I’m so sorry,’ said Dorothy

‘I hope you’re fond of fried eggs for your breakfast^’ went on Mrs Creevy
Dorothy hastened to assure her that she was very fond of fried eggs
‘Well, that’s a good thing, because you’ll always have to have the same as
what I have So I hope you’re not going to be what I call dainty about your
food I always think,’ she added, picking up her knife and fork, ‘that a fried egg
tastes a lot better if you cut it well up before you eat it ’

She sliced the two eggs into thin strips, and then served them in such a way
that Dorothy received about two-thirds of an egg With some difficulty
Dorothy spun out her fraction of egg so as to make half a dozen mouthfuls of it,
and then, when she had taken a slice of bread and butter, she could not help
glancing hopefully in the direction of the dish of marmalade. But Mrs Creevy
was sitting with her lean left arm-not exactly round the marmalade, but in a
protective position on its' left flank, as though she suspected that Dorothy was
going to make an attack upon it Dorothy’s nerve failed her, and she had no
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Mrs Creevy did not speak again during breakfast, but presently the sound of
feet on the gravel outside, and of squeaky voices m the schoolroom, announced
that the girls were beginning to arrive They came m by a side-door that was
left open for them Mrs Creevy got up from the table and banged the breakfast
things together on the tray She was one of those women who can never move
anything without banging it about, she was as full of thumps and raps as a
poltergeist Dorothy carried the tray into the kitchen, and when she returned
Mrs Creevy produced a penny notebook from a drawer m the dresser and laid
it open on the table

‘Just take a look at this,’ she said ‘Here’s a list of the girls’ names that I’ve
got ready for you I shall want you to know the whole lot of them by this
evemng ’ She wetted her thumb and turned over three pages ‘Now, do you see
these three lists here? ’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy

‘Well, you’ll just have to learn those three lists by heart, and make sure you
know what girls are on which Because I don’t want you to go thinking that all
the girls are to be treated alike They aren’t- not by a long way, they aren’t
Different girls, different treatment-that’s my system Now, do you see this lot
on the first page? ’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy agam

‘Well, the parents of that lot are what I call the good payers You know what I
mean by that? They’re the ones that pay cash on the nail and no jibbing at an
extra half-guinea or so now and again You’re not to smack any of that lot, not
on any account This lot over here are the medium payers Their parents do pay
up sooner or later, but you don’t get the money out of them without you worry
them for it night and day You can smack that lot if they get saucy, but don’t go
and leave a mark their parents can see If you’ll take my advice, the best thing
with children is to twist their ears Have you ever tried that? ’

‘No,’ said Dorothy

‘Well, I find it answers better than anything It doesn’t leave a mark, and the
children can’t bear it Now these three over here are the bad payers Their
fathers are two terms behind already, and I’m thinking of a solicitor’s letter I
don’t care what you do to that lot-well, short of a police-court case, naturally
Now, shall I take you m and start you with the girls? You’d better bring that
book along with you, and just keep your eye on it all the time so as there’ll be no
mistakes ’

They went mto the schoolroom It was a largish room, with grey-papered
walls that were made yet greyer by the dullness of the light, for the heavy laurel
bushes outside choked the windows, and no direct ray of the sun ever
penetrated into the room There was a teacher’s desk by the empty fireplace,
and there were a dozen small double desks, a light blackboard, and, on the
mantelpiece, a black clock that looked like a miniature mausoleum, but there
were no maps, no pictures, nor even, as far as Dorothy could see, any books
The sole objects in the room that could be called ornamental were two sheets of
black paper pinned to the walls, with writing on them in chalk m beautiful
copperplate On one was ‘ Speech is Silver. Silence is Golden’, and on the other



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‘Punctuality is the Politeness of Princes’

The girls, twenty-one of them, were already sitting at their desks They had
grown very silent when they heard footsteps approaching, and as Mrs Creevy
came in they seemed to shrink down m their places like partridge chicks when a
hawk is soaring For the most part they were dull-lookmg, lethargic children
with bad complexions, and adenoids seemed to be remarkably common among
them The eldest of them might have been fifteen years old, the youngest was
hardly more than a baby The school had no uniform, and one or two of the
children were verging on raggedness

‘Stand up, girls,’ said Mrs Creevy as she reached the teacher’s desk ‘We’ll
start off with the morning prayer ’

The girls stood up, clasped their hands in front of them, and shut their eyes
They repeated the prayer in unison, m weak piping voices, Mrs Creevy leading
them, her sharp eyes darting over them all the while to see that they were
attending

‘Almighty and everlasting Father,’ they piped, ‘we beseech Thee that our
studies this day may be graced by Thy divine guidance Make us to conduct
ourselves quietly and obediently, look down upon our school and make it to
prosper, so that it may grow m numbers and be a good example to the
neighbourhood and not a disgrace like some schools of which Thou knowest,
O Lord Make us, we beseech Thee, O Lord, industrious, punctual, and
ladylike, and worthy m all possible respects to walk in Thy ways for Jesus
Christ’s sake, our Lord, Amen ’

This prayer was of Mrs Creevy’ s own composition When they had finished
it, the girls repeated the Lord’s Prayer, and then sat down

‘Now, girls,’ said Mrs Creevy, ‘this is your new teacher. Miss Millborough
As you know. Miss Strong had to leave us all of a sudden after she was taken so
bad in the middle of the arithmetic lesson, and I can tell you I’ve had a hard
week of it looking for a new teacher I had seventy-three applications before I
took on Miss Millborough, and I had to refuse them all because their
qualifications weren’t high enough Just you remember and tell your parents
that, all of you-seventy-three applications' Well, Miss Millborough is gomg
to take you m Latin, French, history, geography, mathematics, English
literature and composition, spelling, grammar, handwriting, and freehand
drawing, and Mr Booth will take you m chemistry as usual on Thursday
afternoons Now, what’s the first lesson on your time-table this morning? ’

‘History, Ma’am,’ piped one or two voices

‘Very well I expect Miss Millborough’ll start off by asking you a few
questions about the history you’ve been learning So just you do your best, all
of you, and let her see that all the trouble we’ve taken over you hasn’t been
wasted You’ll find they can be quite a sharp lot of girls when they try, Miss
Millborough ’

‘I’m sure they are, 9 said Dorothy.

‘Well, I’ll be leaving you, then And just you behave yourselves, girls' Don’t
you get trying it on with Miss Millborough like you did with Miss Brewer,
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room, there’ll be trouble for somebody 5

She gave a glance round which included Dorothy and indeed suggested that
Dorothy would probably be the ‘somebody’ referred to, and departed
Dorothy faced the class She was not afraid of them-she was too used to
dealing with children ever to be afraid of them-but she did feel a momentary
qualm The sense of being an impostor (what teacher has not felt it at times*)
was heavy upon her It suddenly occurred to her, what she had only been
dimly aware of before, that she had taken this teaching job under flagrantly
false pretences, without having any kind of qualification for it The subject she
was now supposed to be teaching was history, and, like most ‘educated’ people,
she knew virtually no history How awful, she thought, if it turned out that
these girls knew more history than she did 1 She said tentatively
‘What period exactly were you doing with Miss Strong*’

Nobody answered Dorothy saw the older girls exchanging glances, as
though asking one another whether it was safe to say anything, and finally
deciding not to commit themselves

‘Well, whereabouts had you got to*’ she said, wondering whether perhaps
the word ‘period’ was too much for them
Again no answer

‘Well, now, surely you remember something about it* Tell me the names of
some of the people you were learning about m your last history lesson ’

More glances were exchanged, and a very plain little girl in the front row, m
a brown jumper and skirt, with her hair screwed into two tight pigtails,
remarked cloudily, ‘It was about the Ancient Britons ’ At this two other girls
took courage, and answered simultaneously One of them said, ‘Columbus’,
and the other ‘Napoleon’

Somehow, after that, Dorothy seemed to see her way more clearly It was
obvious that instead of being uncomfortably knowledgeable as she had feared,
the class knew as nearly as possible no history at all With this discovery her
stage-fright vanished She grasped that before she could do anything else with
them it was necessary to find out what, if anything, these children knew So,
instead of following the time-table, she spent the rest of the morning m
questioning the entire class on each subject m turn, when she had finished with
history (and it took about five minutes to get to the bottom of their historical
knowledge) she tried them with geography, with English grammar, with
French, with anthmetic-with everything, m fact, that they were supposed to
have learned By twelve o’clock she had plumbed, though not actually
explored, the frightful abysses of their ignorance
For they knew nothing, absolutely nothing-nothing, nothing, nothing, like
the Dadaists It was appalling that even children could be so ignorant. There
were only two girls in the class who knew whether the earth went round the
sun or the sun round the earth, and not a single one of them could tell Dorothy
who was the last king before George V, or who wrote Hamlet , or what was
meant by a vulgar fraction, or which ocean you crossed to get to America, the
Atlantic or the Pacific And the big girls of fifteen were not much better than
the tiny infants of eight, except that the former could at least read



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consecutively and write neat copperplate That was the one thing that nearly
all of the older girls could do-they could write neatly Mrs Creevy had seen to
that And of course, here and there in the midst of their ignorance, there were
small, disconnected islets of knowledge, for example, some odd stanzas from
‘pieces of poetry’ that they had learned by heart, and a few Ollendorffian
French sentences such as c . Passez-moi le beurre , sM vous plait ’ and ( Lefils du
jar dimer a perdu son chapeau* 3 which they appeared to have learned as a parrot
learns ‘Pretty Poll’ As for their arithmetic, it was a little better than the other
subjects Most of them knew how to add and subtract, about half of them had
some notion of how to multiply, and there were even three or four who had
struggled as far as long division But that was the utmost limit of their
knowledge, and beyond, in every direction, lay utter, impenetrable night

Moreover, not only did they know nothing, but they were so unused to
being questioned that it was often difficult to get answers out of them at all It
was obvious that whatever they knew they had learned m an entirely
mechanical manner, and they could only gape m a sort of dull bewilderment
when asked to think for themselves However, they did not seem unwilling,
and evidently they had made up their minds to be ‘good’ -children are always
‘good’ with a new teacher, and Dorothy persisted, and by degrees the children
grew, or seemed to grow, a shade less lumpish She began to pick up, from the
answers they gave her, a fairly accurate notion of what Miss Strong’s rdgime
had been like

It appeared that, though theoretically they had learned all the usual school
subjects, the only ones that had been at all seriously taught were handwriting
and arithmetic Mrs Creevy was particularly keen on handwriting And
besides this they had spent great quantities of time-an hour or two out of every
day, it seemed-m drudging through a dreadul routine called ‘copies ’ ‘Copies’
meant copying things out of textbooks or off the blackboard Miss Strong
would write up, for example, some sententious little ‘essay’ (there was an essay
entitled ‘Spring’ which recurred m all the older girls’ books, and which began,
‘Now, when girlish April is tripping through the land, when the birds are
chanting gaily on the boughs and the dainty flowerets bursting from their
buds’, etc , etc ), and the girls would make fair copies of it in their copybooks,
and the parents, to whom the copybooks were shown from time to time, were
no doubt suitably impressed Dorothy began to grasp that everything that the
girls had been taught was in reality aimed at the parents Hence the ‘copies’,
the insistence on handwriting, and the parroting of ready-made French
phrases, they were cheap and easy ways of creating an impression Meanwhile,
the little girls at the bottom of the class seemed barely able to read and write,
and one of them-her name was Mavis Williams, and she was a rather sinister-
looking child of eleven, with eyes too far apart-could not even count This
child seemed to have done nothing at all during the past term and a half except
to write pothooks She had quite a pile of books filled with pothooks-page
after page of pothooks, looping on and on like the mangrove roots in some
tropical swamp

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ignorance, but in her heart she was amazed and horrified She had not known
that schools of this description still existed m the civilized world The whole
atmosphere of the place was so curiously antiquated-so reminiscent of those
dreary little private schools that you read about in Victorian novels As for the
few textbooks that the class possessed, you could hardly look at them without
feeling as though you had stepped back into the mid nineteenth century There
were only three textbooks of which each child had a copy One was a shilling
arithmetic, pre Great War but fairly serviceable, and another was a horrid little
book called The Hundred Page History of Britain -a nasty little duodecimo
book with a gritty brown cover, and, for frontispiece, a portrait of Boadicea
with a Umon Jack draped over the front of her chariot Dorothy opened this
book at random, came to page 91, and read


After the French Revolution was over, the self-styled Emperor Napoleon Buonaparte
attempted to set up his sway, but though he won a few victories against continental troops, he soon
found that in. the ‘thm red line’ he had more than met his match Conclusions were tried upon the
field of Waterloo, where 50,000 Britons put to flight 70,000 Frenchmen— for the Prussians, our
allies, arrived too late for the battle With a ringing British cheer our men charged down the slope
and the enemy broke and fled We now come on to the great Reform Bill of 1 832, the first of those
beneficent reforms which have made British liberty what it is and marked us off from the less
fortunate nations [etc , etc ]


The date of the book was 1888 Dorothy, who had never seen a history book
of this description before, examined it with a feeling approaching horror
There was also an extraordinary little ‘reader’, dated 1863 It consisted mostly
of bits out of Fenimore Cooper, Dr Watts, and Lord T ennyson, and at the end
there were the queerest little ‘Nature Notes’ with woodcut illustrations There
would be a woodcut of an elephant, and underneath m small print ‘The
elephant is a sagacious beast He rejoices m the shade of the Palm Trees, and
though stronger than six horses he will allow a little child to lead him His food
is Bananas ’ And so on to the Whale, the Zebra, and Porcupine, and the
Spotted Camelopard There were also, in the teacher’s desk, a copy of
Beautiful Joe 3 a forlorn book called Peeps at Distant Lands } and a French
phrase-book dated 1891. It was called All you will need on your Parisian Trip ,
and the first phrase given was ‘Lace my stays, but not too tightly’ In the whole
room there was not such a thing as an atlas or a set of geometrical instruments
At eleven there was a break of ten minutes, and some of the girls played dull
little games at noughts and crosses or quarrelled over pencil-cases, and a few
who had got over their first shyness clustered round Dorothy’s desk and talked
to her They told her some more about Miss Strong and her methods of
teachings and how she used to twist their ears when they made blots on their
copybooks It appeared that Miss Strong had been a very strict teacher except
when she was ‘taken bad’, which happened about twice a week And when she
was taken bad she used to drink some medicine out of a little brown bottle, and
after drinking it she would grow quite jolly for a while and talk to them about
hex brother in Canada But on her last day- the time when she was taken so bad
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ever, because she had no sooner drunk it than she began sinking and fell across
a desk, and Mrs Creevy had to carry her out of the room

After the break there was another period of three quarters of an hour, and
then school ended for the morning Dorothy felt stiff and tired after three '
hours in the chilly but stuffy room, and she would have liked to go out of doors
for a breath of fresh air, but Mrs Creevy had told her beforehand that she must
come and help get dinner ready The girls who lived near the school mostly
went home for dinner, but there were seven who had dinner in the ‘morning-
room’ at tenpence a time It was an uncomfortable meal, and passed in almost
complete silence, for the girls were frightened to talk under Mrs Creevy’s eye
The dinner was stewed scrag end of mutton, and Mrs Creevy showed
extraordinary dexterity in serving the pieces of lean to the ‘good payers’ and
the pieces of fat to the ‘medium payers’ As for the three ‘bad payers’, they ate a
shamefaced lunch out of paper bags m the school-room

School began again at two o’clock Already, after only one morning’s
teaching, Dorothy went back to her work with secret shrinking and dread She
was beginning to realize what her life would be like, day after day and week
after week, m that sunless room, trying to drive the rudiments of knowledge
into unwilling brats But when she had assembled the girls and called their
names over, one of them, a little peaky child with mouse-coloured hair, called
Laura Firth, came up to her desk and presented her with a pathetic bunch of
browny-yellow chrysanthemums, ‘from all of us’ The girls had taken a liking
to Dorothy, and had subscribed fourpence among themselves, to buy her a
bunch of flowers

Something stirred m Dorothy’s heart as she took the ugly flowers She
looked with more seeing eyes than before at the anaemic faces and shabby
clothes of the children, and was all of a sudden horribly ashamed to think that
in the morning she had looked at them with indifference, almost with dislike
Now, a profound pity took possession of her The poor children, the poor
children 1 How they had been stunted and maltreated' And with it all they had
retained the childish gentleness that could make them squander their few
pennies on flowers for their teacher.

She felt quite differently towards her job from that moment onwards A
feeling of loyalty and affection had sprung up in her heart This school was her
school, she would work for it and be proud of it, and make every effort to turn it
from a place of bondage into a place human and decent. Probably it was very
little that she could do She was so inexperienced and unfitted for her job that
she must educate herself before she could even begin to educate anybody else
Still, she would do her best, she would do whatever willingness and energy
could do to rescue these children from the horrible darkness in which they bad
been kept.



3


During the next few weeks there were two things that occupied Dorothy to the
exclusion of all others One, getting her class into some kind of order, the
other, establishing a concordat with Mrs Creevy
The second of the two was by a great deal the more difficult Mrs Creevy’ s
house was as vile a house to live m as one could possibly imagine It was always
more or less cold, there was not a comfortable chair in it from top to bottom,
and the food was disgusting Teaching is harder work than it looks, and a
teacher needs good food to keep him going It was horribly dispiriting to have
to work on a diet of tasteless mutton stews, damp boiled potatoes full of little
black eyeholes, watery rice puddings, bread and scrape, and weak tea-and
never enough even of these Mrs Creevy, who was mean enough to take a
pleasure m skimping even her own food, ate much the same meals as Dorothy,
but she always had the lion’s share of them Every morning at breakfast the two
fried eggs were sliced up and unequally partitioned, and the dish of marmalade
remained for ever sacrosanct Dorothy grew hungrier and hungrier as the term
went on On the two evenings a week when she managed to get out of doors she
dipped into her dwindling store of money and bought slabs of plain chocolate,
which she ate in the deepest secrecy-for Mrs Creevy, though she starved
Dorothy more or less intentionally, would have been mortally offended if she
had known that she bought food for herself
The worst thing about Dorothy’s position was that she had no privacy and
very little time that she could call her own Once school was over for the day
her only refuge was the ‘morning-room’, where she was under Mrs Creevy’ s
eye, and Mrs Creevy’s leading idea was that Dorothy must never be left m
peace for ten minutes together She had taken it into her head, or pretended to
do so, that Dorothy was an idle person who needed keeping up to the mark
And so it was always, ‘Well, Miss Millborough, you don’t seem to have very
much to do this evening, do you? Aren’t there some exercise books that want
correcting? Or why don’t you get your needle and do a bit of sewing? I’m sure I
couldn’t bear to just sit in my chair doing nothing like you do 1 ’ She was for ever
finding household jobs for Dorothy to do, even making her scrub the
schoolroom floor on Saturday mornings when the girls did not come to school,
but this was done out of pure ill nature, for she did not trust Dorothy to do the
work properly, and generally did it again after her One evening Dorothy was
unwise enough to bring back a novel from the public library Mrs Creevy
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have thought you’d have had time to read 1 ’ she said bitterly She herself had
never read a book right through in her life, and was proud of it

Moreover, even when Dorothy was not actually under her eye, Mrs Creevy
had ways of making her presence felt She was for ever prowling in the
neighbourhood of the schoolroom, so that Dorothy never felt quite safe from
her intrusion, and when she thought there was too much noise she would
suddenly rap on the wall with her broom-handle in a way that made the
children jump and put them off their work At all hours of the day she was
restlessly, noisily active When she was not cooking meals she was banging
about with broom and dustpan, or harrying the charwoman, or pouncing down
upon the schoolroom to ‘have a look round’ in hopes of catching Dorothy or
the children up to mischief, or ‘doing a bit of gardemng’-that is, mutilating
with a pair of shears the unhappy little shrubs that grew amid wastes of gravel
m the back garden On only two evenings a week was Dorothy free of her, and
that was when Mrs Creevy sallied forth on forays which she called ‘going after
the girls’, that is to say, canvassing likely parents These evenings Dorothy
usually spent in the public library, for when Mrs Creevy was not at home she
expected Dorothy to keep out of the house, to save fire and gaslight On other
evenings Mrs Creevy was busy writing dunning letters to the parents, or
letters to the editor of the local paper, haggling over the price of a dozen
advertisements, or poking about the girls’ desks to see that their exercise books
had been properly corrected, or ‘doing a bit of sewing’ Whenever occupation
failed her for even five minutes she got out her workbox and ‘did a bit of
sewing’-generally restitchmg some bloomers of harsh white linen of which she
had pairs beyond number They were the most chilly looking garments that
one could possibly imagine, they seemed to carry upon them, as no nun’s coif
or anchorite’s hair shirt could ever have done, the impress of a frozen and
awful chastity The sight of them set you wondermg about the late Mr Creevy,
even to the point of wondering whether he had ever existed

Looking with an outsider’s eye at Mrs Creevy’ s manner of life, you would
have said that she had no pleasures whatever She never did any of the things
that ordinary people do to amuse themselves-never went to the pictures, never
looked at a book, never ate sweets, never cooked a special dish for dinner or
dressed herself in any kmd of finery Social life meant absolutely nothing to
her. She had no friends, was probably incapable of imagining such a thing as
friendship, and hardly ever exchanged a word with a fellow being except on
business Of religious belief she had not the smallest vestige Her attitude
towards religion, though she went to the Baptist Chapel every Sunday to
impress the parents with her piety, was a mean anti-clericalism founded on the
notion that the clergy are ‘only after your money’ She seemed a creature
utterly joyless, utterly submerged by the dullness of her existence. But in
reality it was not so There were several things from which she derived acute
and inexhaustible pleasure.

For instance, there was her avarice over money , It was the leading interest of
her life There are two kinds of avaricious person— Hie belch grasping type who
will ruin you lfhecan, but who never looks twice at, twopence^ and the petty



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miser who has not the enterprise actually to make money, but who will always,
as the saying goes, take a farthing from a dunghill with his teeth Mrs Creevy
belonged to the second type By ceaseless canvassing and impudent bluff she
had worked her school up to twenty-one pupils, but she would never get it
much further, because she was too mean to spend money on the necessary
equipment and to pay proper wages to her assistant The fees the girls paid, or
didn’t pay, were five guineas a term with certain extras, so that, starve and
sweat her assistant as she might, she could hardly hope to make more than a
hundred and fifty pounds a year clear profit But she was fairly satisfied with
that. It meant more to her to save sixpence than to earn a pound So long as she
could think of a way of docking Dorothy’s dinner of another potato, or getting
her exercise books a halfpenny a dozen cheaper, or shoving an unauthorized
half guinea on to one of the ‘good payers” bills, she was happy after her
fashion

And again, m pure, purposeless maligmty-m petty acts of spite, even when
there was nothing to be gained by them- she had a hobby of which she never
weaned She was one of those people who experience a kind of spiritual orgasm
when they manage to do somebody else a bad turn Her feud with Mr Boulger
next door-a one-sided affair, really, for poor Mr Boulger was not up to Mrs
Creevy’s fighting weight-was conducted ruthlessly, with no quarter given or
expected So keen was Mrs Creevy’s pleasure in scoring off Mr Boulger that
she was even willing to spend money on it occasionally A year ago Mr Boulger
had written to the landlord (each of them was for ever writing to the landlord,
complaining about the other’s behaviour), to say that Mrs Creevy’s kitchen
chimney smoked mto his back windows, and would she please have it
heightened two feet The very day the landlord’s letter reached her, Mrs
Creevy called in the bricklayers and had the chimney lowered two feet It cost
her thirty shillings, but it was worth it After that there had been the long
guerrilla campaign of throwing things over the garden wall during the night,
and Mrs Creevy had finally won with a dustbinful of wet ashes thrown on to
Mr Boulger’s bed of tulips As it happened, Mrs Creevy won a neat and
bloodless victory soon after Dorothy’s arrival Discovering by chance that the
roots of Mr Boulger’s plum tree had grown under the wall into her own
garden, she promptly injected a whole tm of weed-killer mto them and killed
the tree This was remarkable as being the only occasion when Dorothy ever
heard Mrs Creevy laugh

But Dorothy was too busy, at first, to pay much attention to Mrs Creevy and
her nasty characteristics She saw quite clearly that Mrs Creevy was an odious
woman and that her own position was virtually that of a slave, but it did not
greatly worry her Her work was too absorbing, too all-important In
comparison with it, her own comfort and even her future hardly seemed to
matter.

It did not take her more than a couple of days to get her class mto running
order It was curious, but though she had no experience of teaching and no
preconceived theories about it, yet from the very first day she found herself, as
though by mstinct, rearranging, scheming, innovating There was so much



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that was crying out to be done The first thing, obviously, was to get rid of the
grisly routine of ‘copies’, and after Dorothy’s second day no more ‘copies’ were
done m the class, m spite of a sniff or two from Mrs Creevy The handwriting
lessons, also, were cut down Dorothy would have liked to do away with
handwriting lessons altogether so far as the older girls were concerned-it
seemed to her ridiculous that girls of fifteen should waste time m practising
copperplate-but Mrs Creevy would not hear of it She seemed to attach an
almost superstitious value to handwriting lessons And the next thmg, of
course, was to scrap the repulsive Hundred Page History and the preposterous
little ‘readers’ It would have been worse than useless to ask Mrs Creevy to buy
new books for the children, but on her first Saturday afternoon Dorothy
begged leave to go up to London, was grudgingly given it, and spent two
pounds three shillings out of her precious four pounds ten on a dozen second-
hand copies of a cheap school edition of Shakespeare, a big second-hand atlas,
some volumes of Hans Andersen’s stories for the younger children, a set of
geometrical instruments, and two pounds of plasticine With these, and
history books out of the public library, she felt that she could make a start

She had seen at a glance that what the children most needed, and what they
had never had, was individual attention So she began by dividing them up
into three separate classes, and so arranging things that two lots could be
working by themselves while she ‘went through’ something with the third It
was difficult at first, especially with the younger girls, whose attention
wandered as soon as they were left to themselves, so that you could never really
take your eyes off them And yet how wonderfully, how unexpectedly, nearly
all of them improved durmg those first few weeks' For the most part they were
not really stupid, only dazed by a dull, mechanical rigmarole For a week,
perhaps, they continued unteachable, and then, quite suddenly, their warped
little minds seemed to spring up and expand like daisies when you move the
garden roller off them

Quite quickly and easily Dorothy broke them in to the habit of thinking for
themselves She got them to make up essays out of their own heads instead of
copying out drivel about the birds chanting on the boughs and the flowerets
bursting from their buds She attacked their arithmetic at the foundations and
started the little girls on multiplication and piloted the older ones through long
division to fractions, she even got three of them to the point where there was
talk of starting on decimals She taught them the first rudiments of French
grammar in place of c Passez-moi le beurre , shl vous plait' and l Lefilsdujardmier
a perdu son chapeau ’ Finding that not a girl in the class knew what any of the
countries of the world looked like (though several of them knew that Quito was
the capital of Ecuador), she set them to making a large contour-map of Europe
in plasticine, on a piece of three-ply wood, copying it in scale from the atlas
The children adored making the map, they were always clamouring to be
allowed to go on with it. And she started the whole class, except the six
youngest girls and Mavis Williams, the pothook specialist, on reading
Macbeth Not a child among them had ever voluntarily read anything m her
life before, except perhaps the Girl's Own Paper ; but they tpok readily to



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Shakespeare, as all children do when he is not made horrible with parsing and
analysing

History was the hardest thing to teach them Dorothy had not realized till
now how hard it is for children who come from poor homes to have even a
conception of what history means Every upper-class person, however lll-
mformed, grows up with some notion of history, he can visualize a Roman
centurion, a medieval knight, an eighteenth-century nobleman, the terms
Antiquity, Middle Ages, Renaissance, Industrial Revolution evoke some
meaning, even if a confused one, m his mind But these children came from
bookless homes and from parents who would have laughed at the notion that
the past has any meaning for the present They had never heard of Robin
Hood, never played at being Cavaliers and Roundheads, never wondered who
built the English churches or what Fid Def on a penny stands for There were
just two historical characters of whom all of them, almost without exception,
had heard, and those were Columbus and Napoleon Heaven knows
why-perhaps Columbus and Napoleon get into the newspapers a little oftener
than most historical characters They seemed to have swelled up m the
children’s minds, like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, till they blocked out the
whole landscape of the past Asked when motor-cars were invented, one child,
aged ten, vaguely hazarded, ‘About a thousand years ago, by Columbus ’

Some of the older girls, Dorothy discovered, had been through the Hundred
Page History as many as four times, from Boadicea to the first Jubilee, and
forgotten practically every word of it Not that that mattered greatly, for most
of it was lies She started the whole class over again at Julius Caesar’s invasion,
and at first she tried taking history books out of the public library and reading
them aloud to the children, but that method failed, because they could
understand nothing that was not explained to them in words of one or two
syllables So she did what she could in her own words and with her own
inadequate knowledge, making a sort of paraphrase of what she read and
delivering it to the children; striving all the while to drive into their dull little
minds some picture of the past, and what was always more difficult, some
interest m it But one day a brilliant idea struck her. She bought a roll of cheap
plain wallpaper at an upholsterer’s shop, and set the children to making an
historical chart. They marked the roll of paper mto centuries and years, and
stuck scraps that they cut out of illustrated papers-pictures of kmghts in
armour and Spanish galleons and printing-presses and railway trains-at the
appropriate places Pinned round the walls of the room, the chart presented, as
the scraps grew in number, a Sort of panorama of English history The children
were even fonder of the chart than of the contour map. They always, Dorothy
found, showed more intelligence when it was a question of making something
instead of merely learning. There was even talk of making a contour map of the
world, four feet by four, m papierm&ch 6 , if Dorothy could ‘get round’ Mrs
Creevy to allow die preparation of the papierm&ch 6 -a messy process needing
buckets of wafer*

, Mrs Creevy watched Dorothy’s innovations with a jealous eye, but she did
. pot inferfere actively at first She was not going to show it, of course, but she



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was secretly amazed and delighted to find that she had got hold of an assistant
who was actually willing to work When she saw Dorothy spending her own
money on textbooks for the children, it gave her the same delicious sensation
that she would have had m bringing off a successful swindle She did, however,
sniff and grumble at everything that Dorothy did, and she wasted a great deal
of time by insisting on what she called ‘thorough correction’ of the girls’
exercise books But her system of correction, like everything else m the school
curriculum, was arranged with one eye on the parents Periodically the
children took their books home for their parents’ inspection, and Mrs Creevy
would never allow anything disparaging to be written in them Nothing was to
be marked ‘bad’ or crossed out or too heavily underlined, mstead, m the
evenings, Dorothy decorated the books, under Mrs Creevy’s dictation, with
more or less applauding comments m red ink ‘A very creditable performance’,
and ‘Excellent 1 You are making great strides Keep it up 1 ’ were Mrs Creevy’s
favourites All the children in the school, apparently, were for ever ‘making
great strides’, in what direction they were stridmg was not stated The parents,
however, seemed willing to swallow an almost unlimited amount of this kind of
thing

There were times, of course, when Dorothy had trouble with the girls
themselves The fact that they were all of different ages made them difficult to
deal with, and though they were fond of her and were very ‘good’ with her at
first, they would not have been children at all if they had been invariably
‘good’ Sometimes they were lazy and sometimes they succumbed to that most
damnable vice of schoolgirls-giggling For the first few days Dorothy was
greatly exercised over little Mavis Williams, who was stupider than one would
have believed it possible for any child of eleven to be Dorothy could do
nothing with her at all At the first attempt to get her to do anything beyond
pothooks a look of almost subhuman blankness would come into her wide-set
eyes Sometimes, however, she had talkative fits in which she would ask the
most amazing and unanswerable questions For instance, she would open her
‘reader’, find one of the lllustrations-the sagacious Elephant, perhaps-and ask
Dorothy

‘Please, Miss, wass ’at thing there’’ (She mispronounced her words m a
cunous manner )

‘That’s an elephant, Mavis ’

‘Wass a elephant’’

‘An elephant’s a kind of wild animal ’

‘Wass a animal’’

‘Well-a dog’s an animal ’

‘Wass a dog? ’

And so on, more or less indefinitely About half-way through the fourth
morning Mavis held up her hand and said with a sly politeness that ought to
have put Dorothy on her guard
‘Please, Miss, may I be ’scused’’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy

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again as though too bashful to speak On being prompted by Dorothy, she said
shamefacedly

‘Please, Miss, Miss Strong didn’t used to let Mavis go to the lavatory alone
She locks herself m and won’t come out, and then Mrs Creevy gets angry.
Miss ’

Dorothy dispatched a messenger, but it was too late Mavis remained in
latebra pudenda till twelve o’clock Afterwards, Mrs Creevy explained
privately to Dorothy that Mavis was a congenital idiot- or, as she put it, ‘not
right m the head’ It was totally impossible to teach her anything Of course,
Mrs Creevy didn’t ‘let on’ to Mavis’s parents, who believed that their child
was only ‘backward’ and paid their fees regularly Mavis was quite easy to deal
with You just had to give her a book and a pencil and tell her to draw pictures
and be quiet But Mavis, a child of habit, drew nothing but pothooks
-remaining quiet and apparently happy for hours together, with her tongue
hanging out, amid festoons of pothooks

But in spite of these minor difficulties, how well everything went during
those first few weeks 1 How ominously well, indeed 1 About the tenth of
November, after much grumbling about the price of coal, Mrs Creevy started
to allow a fire m the schoolroom The children’s wits brightened noticeably
when the room was decently warm And there were happy hours, sometimes,
when the fire crackled in the grate, and Mrs Creevy was out of the house, and
the children were working quietly and absorbedly at one of the lessons that
were their favourites Best of all was when the two top classes were reading
Macbeth , the girls squeaking breathlessly through the scenes, and Dorothy
pulling them up to make them pronounce the words properly and to tell them
who Bellona’s bridegroom was and how witches rode on broomsticks, and the
girls wanting to know, almost as excitedly as though it had been a detective
story, how Birnam Wood could possible come to Dunsinane and Macbeth be
killed by a man who was not of woman born Those are the times that make
teaching worth while-the times when the children’s enthusiasm leaps up, like
an answering flame, to meet your own, and sudden unlooked-for gleams of
intelligence reward your earlier drudgery No job is more fascinating than
teaching if you have a free hand at it Nor did Dorothy know, as yet, that that
‘if’ is one of the biggest ‘ifs’ m the world

Her job suited her, and she was happy in it She knew the minds of the
children intimately by this time, knew their individual peculiarities and the
special stimulants that were needed before you could get them to think She
was more fond of them, more interested in their development, more anxious to
do her best for them, than she would have conceived possible a short while ago
The complex, never-ended labour of teaching filled her life just as the round of
parish jobs had filled it at home She thought and dreamed of teaching, she
took books out of the public library and studied theories of education. She felt
that quite willingly she would go on teaching all her life, even at ten shillings a
week and her keep, if it could always be like this It was her vocation, she
thought*

' Almost an^ job that fully occupied her would have been a relief after the



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horrible futility of the time of her destitution But this was more than a mere
job, it was-so it seemed to her-a mission, a life-purpose Trying to awaken the
dulled minds of these children, trying to undo the swindle that had been
worked upon them in the name of education-that, surely, was something to
which she could give herself heart and souP So for the time being, in the
interest of her work, she disregarded the beastlmess of living in Mrs Creevy’s
house, and quite forgot her strange, anomalous position and the uncertainty of
her future


4


But of course, it could not last

Not many weeks had gone by before the parents began interfering with
Dorothy’s programme of work That-- trouble with the parents-is part of the
regular routine of life in a private school All parents are tiresome from a
teacher’s point of view, and the parents of children at fourth-rate private
schools are utterly impossible On the one hand, they have only the dimmest
idea of what is meant by education, on the other hand, they look on ‘schooling’
exactly as they look on a butcher’s bill or a grocer’s bill, and are perpetually
suspicious that they are being cheated They bombard the teacher with lll-
wntten notes making impossible demands, which they send by hand and
which the child reads on the way to school At the end of the first fortnight
Mabel Briggs, one of the most promising girls m the class, brought Dorothy
the following note

Dear Miss,-Would you please give Mabel a bit more arithmetic* I feel that what your givmg her
is not practacle enpugh All these maps and that She wants practacle work, not all this fancy stuff
So more arithmetic, please And remain,

Yours Faithfully,

Geo Briggs

p s Mabel says your talking of starting her on something called decimals I don’t want her taught
decimals, I want her taught arithmetic


So Dorothy stopped Mabel’s geography and gave her extra arithmetic
instead, whereat Mabel wept, More letters followed One lady was disturbed
to hear that her child was being given Shakespeare to read ‘She had heard’,
she wrote, ‘that this Mr Shakespeare was a writer of stage-plays, and was Miss
Millborough quite certain that he wasn’t a very immoral writer? For her own
part she had never so much as been to the pictures in her life, let alone to a
stage-play, and she felt that even in readmg stage-plays there was a very grave
danger,’ etc , etc She gave way, however, on being informed that Mr
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more attention to his child’s handwriting, and another thought French was a
waste of time, and so it went on, until Dorothy’s carefully arranged time-table
was almost m ruins Mrs Creevy gave her clearly to understand that whatever
the parents demanded she must do, or pretend to do In many cases it was next
door to impossible, for it disorganized everything to have one child studying,
for instance, arithmetic while the rest of the class were doing history or
geography But m private schools the parents’ word is law Such schools exist,
like shops, by flattering their customers, and if a parent wanted his child taught
nothing but cat’s-cradle and the cuneiform alphabet, the teacher would have to
agree rather than lose a pupil

The fact was that the parents were growing perturbed by the tales their
children brought home about Dorothy’s methods They saw no sense
whatever in these new-fangled ideas of making plasticine maps and reading
poetry, and the old mechamcal routine which had so horrified Dorothy struck
them as eminently sensible They became more and more restive, and their
letters were peppered with the word ‘practical’, meaning m effect more
handwriting lessons and more arithmetic And even their notion of arithmetic
was limited to addition, subtraction, multiplication and ‘practice’, with long
division thrown m as a spectacular tour deforce of no real value Very few of
them could have worked out a sum in decimals themselves, and they were not
particularly anxious for their children to be able to do so either

However, if this had been all, there would probably never have been any
serious trouble The parents would have nagged at Dorothy, as all parents do,
but Dorothy would finally have learned-as, again, all teachers finally
learn- that if one showed a certain amount of tact one could safely ignore them
But there was one fact that was absolutely certain to lead to trouble, and that
was the fact that the parents of all except three children were Nonconformists,
whereas Dorothy was an Anglican It was true that Dorothy had lost her
faith-mdeed, for two months past, m the press of varying adventures, had
hardly thought either of her faith or of its loss But that made very little
difference, Roman or Anglican, Dissenter, Jew, Turk or infidel, you retain the
habits of thought that you have been brought up with Dorothy, born and bred
m the precmcts of the Church, had no understanding of the Nonconformist
mind With the best will in the world, she could not help doing things that
would cause offence to some of the parents

Almost at the beginning there was a skirmish over the Scripture
lessons-twice a week the children used to read a couple of chapters from the
Bible Old Testament and New Testament alternately- several of the parents
writing to say, would Miss Millborough please not answer the children when
they asked questions about the Virgin Msary, texts about the Virgin Mary were
to be passed over m silence, or, if possible, missed out altogether But it was
Shakespeare, that immoral writer, who brought things to a head The girls had
worked their way through Macbeth , pining to know how the witches’ prophecy
was to be fulfilled. They reached the closing scenes Birnam Wood had come to
Dunsinane-that part was settled, anyway, now what about the man who was
not of woman born* They came to the fatal passage



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macbeth Thou losest labour.

As easy may’st thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress, as make me bleed
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests,

I bear a charmed life, which must not yield
To one of woman born

MACDUFF Despair thy charm.

And let the Angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother’s womb
Untimely ripp’d


The girls looked puzzled There was a momentary silence, and then a chorus
of voices round the room,

‘Please, Miss, what does that mean? ’

Dorothy explained She explained haltingly and incompletely, with a
sudden horrid misgivmg-a premonition that this was going to lead to
trouble-but still, she did explain. And after that, of course, the fun began

About half the children m the class went home and asked their parents the
meaning of the word ‘womb’ There was a sudden commotion, a flying to
and fro of messages, an electric thrill of horror through fifteen decent
Nonconformist homes That night the parents must have held some kmd of
conclave, for the following evening, about the time when school ended, a
deputation called upon Mrs Creevy Dorothy heard them arriving by ones and
twos, and guessed what was going to happen As soon as she had dismissed the
children, she heard Mrs Creevy call sharply down the stairs

‘Come up here a minute. Miss Millborough 1 ’

Dorothy went up, trying to control the trembling of her knees In the gaunt
drawing-room Mrs Creevy was standing grimly beside the piano, and six
parents were sitting round on horsehair chairs like a circle of inquisitors
There was the Mr Geo Briggs who had written the letter about Mabel’s
anthmetic-he was an alert-looking greengrocer with a dried-up, shrewish
wife-and there was a large, buffalo -like man with drooping moustaches and a
colourless, peculiarly flat wife who looked as though she had been flattened out
by the pressure of some heavy object-her husband, perhaps The names of
these two Dorothy did not catch There was also Mrs Williams, the mother of
the congenital idiot, a small, dark, very obtuse woman who always agreed with
the last speaker, and there was a Mr Poynder, a commerical traveller He was a
youngish to middle-aged man with a grey face, mobile lips, and a bald scalp
across which some strips of rather nasty-looking damp hair were carefully
plastered In honour of the parents’ visit, a fire composed of three large coals
was sulking in the grate

‘Sit down there, Miss Millborough,’ said Mrs Creevy, pointing to a hard
chair which stood like a stool of repentance in the middle of the ring of parents

Dorothy sat down

‘And now/ said Mrs Creevy, ‘just you hsten to what Mr Poynder’s got to say
to you,’

Mr Poynder had a great deal to say The other parents had evidently chosen



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him as their spokesman, and he talked till flecks of yellowish foam appeared at
the corners of his mouth And what was remarkable, he managed to do it all-so
nice was his regard for the decencies -without ever once repeating the word
that had caused all the trouble

‘I feel that I’m voicing the opinion of all of us,’ he said with his facile
bagman’s eloquence, ‘in saying that if Miss Millborough knew that this
play- Macduff, or whatever its name is- contained such words as- well, such
words as we’re speaking about, she never ought to have given it to the children
to read at all To my mind it’s a disgrace that schoolbooks can be printed with
such words in them I’m sure if any of us had ever known that Shakespeare was
that kind of stuff, we’d have put our foot down at the start It surprises me, I
must say Only the other morning I was reading a piece m my News Chronicle
about Shakespeare being the father of English Literature, well, if that’s
Literature, let’s have a bit less Literature, say I' I think everyone’ll agree with
me there And on the other hand, if Miss Millborough didn’t know that the
word- well, the word I’m referring to- was coming, she just ought to have gone
straight on and taken no notice when it did come There wasn’t the slightest
need to go explaining it to them Just tell them to keep quiet and not get asking
questions-that’s the proper way with children ’

‘But the children wouldn’t have understood the play if I hadn’t explained 1 ’
protested Dorothy for the third or fourth time

‘Of course they wouldn’t 1 You don’t seem to get my point, Miss
Millborough 1 We don’t want them to understand Do you think we want them
to go picking up dirty ideas out of books 1 * Quite enough of that already with all
these dirty films and these twopenny girls’ papers that they get hold of-all
these filthy, dirty love-stories with pictures of-well, I won’t go into it We
don’t send our children to school to have ideas put into their heads I’m
speaking for all the parents in saying this We’re all of decent God-fearing
folk-some of us are Baptists and some of us are Methodists, and there’s even
one or two Church of England among us, but we can sink our differences when
it comes to a case like this- and we try to bring our children up decent and save
them from knowing anything about the Facts of Life If I had my way, no
child-at any rate, no girl- would know anything about the Facts of Life till she
was twenty-one ’

There was a general nod from the parents, and the buffalo-like man added,
‘Yer, yer' I’m with you there, Mr Poynder Yer, yer*’ deep down m his inside

After dealing with the subject of Shakespeare, Mr Poynder added some
remarks about Dorothy’s new-fangled methods of teaching, which gave Mr
Geo Briggs the opportunity to rap out from time to time, ‘That’s it 1 Practical
work-that’s what we want-practical work 1 Not all this messy stuff like po’try
and making maps and sticking scraps of paper and such like Give ’em a good
bit of figuring and handwriting and bother the rest Practical work! You’ve
said it>’

This went on for about twenty minutes At first Dorothy attempted to
argue, but she saw Mrs Creevy angrily shaking her head at her over the
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the time the parents had finished they had reduced Dorothy very nearly to
tears, and after this they made ready to go But Mrs Creevy stopped them
‘ Just a minute, ladies and gentlemen,’ she said ‘Now that you’ve all had
your say-and I’m sure I’m most glad to give you the opportumty-I’d just like
to say a little something on my own account Just to make things clear, in case
any of you might think I was to blame for this nasty business that’s happened
And you stay here too, Miss Millborough 1 ’ she added

She turned on Dorothy, and, m front of the parents, gave her a venomous
‘talking to’ which lasted upwards of ten minutes The burden of it all was that
Dorothy had brought these dirty books into the house behind her back, that it
was monstrous treachery and ingratitude, and that if anything like it happened
again, out Dorothy would go with a week’s wages m her pocket She rubbed it
in and in and in Phrases like ‘girl that I’ve taken into my house’, ‘eating my
bread’, and even ‘living on my charity’, recurred over and over again The
parents sat round watching, and m their crass faces-faces not harsh or evil,
only blunted by ignorance and mean virtues-you could see a solemn approval,
a solemn pleasure in the spectacle of sm rebuked Dorothy understood this,
she understood that it was necessary that Mrs Creevy should give her her
‘talking to’ m front of the parents, so that they might feel that they were gettmg
their money’s worth and be satisfied But still, as the stream of mean, cruel
reprimand went on and on, such anger rose m her heart that she could with
pleasure have stood up and struck Mrs Creevy across the face Again and again
she thought, ‘I won’t stand it, I won’t stand it any longer 1 I’ll tell her what I
think of her and then walk straight out of the house 1 ’ But she did nothing of the
kind She saw with dreadful clarity the helplessness of her position Whatever
happened, whatever insults it meant swallowing, she had got to keep her job
So she sat still, with pink humiliated face, amid the circle of parents, and
presently her anger turned to misery, and she realized that she was going to
begin crying if she did not struggle to prevent it But she realized, too, that if
she began crying it would be the last straw and the parents would demand her
dismissal To stop herself, she dug her nails so hard into the palms that
afterwards she found that she had drawn a few drops of blood
Presently the ‘talking to’ wore itself out m assurances from Mrs Creevy that
this should never happen again and that the offending Shakespeares should be
burnt immediately The parents were now satisfied Dorothy had had her
lesson and would doubtless profit by it, they did not bear her any malice and
were not conscious of having humiliated her They said good-bye to Mrs
Creevy, said good-bye rather more coldly to Dorothy, and departed Dorothy
also rose to go, but Mrs Creevy signed to her to stay where she was
‘Just you wait a minute,’ she said ominously as the parents left the room ‘I
haven’t finished yet, not by a long way I haven’t ’

Dorothy sat down again She felt very weak at the knees, and nearer to tears
than ever Mrs Creevy, having shown the parents out by the front door, came
back with a bowl of water and threw it over the fire-for where was the sense of
burning good coals after the parents had gone^ Dorothy supposed that the
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have cooled-at any rate, she had laid aside the air of outraged virtue that it had
been necessary to put on m front of the parents
‘I just want to have a bit of a talk with you. Miss Millborough,’ she said ‘It’s
about time we got it settled once and for all how this school’s going to be run
and how it’s not going to be run ’
c Yes,’ said Dorothy

‘Well, I’ll be straight with you When you came here I could see with half an
eye that you didn’t know the first thing about school-teaching, but I wouldn’t
have minded that if you’d just had a bit of common sense like any other girl
would have had Only it seems you hadn’t I let you have your own way for a
week or two, and the first thing you do is to go and get all the parents’ backs up
Well, I’m not going to have that over again From now on I’m going to have
things done my way, not your way Do you understand that? ’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy again

‘You’re not to think as I can’t do without you, mind,’ proceeded Mrs
Creevy ‘I can pick up teachers at two a penny any day of the week, M A s and
BAs and all Only the M A s and BAs mostly take to drink, or else
they-well, no matter what-and I will say for you you -don’t seem to be given to
the drink or anything of that kind I dare say you and me can get on all right if
you’ll drop these new-fangled ideas of yours and understand what’s meant by
practical school-teaching So just you listen to me ’

Dorothy listened With admirable clarity, and with a cynicism that was all
the more disgusting because it was utterly unconscious, Mrs Creevy explained
the technique of the dirty swindle that she called practical school-teaching
‘What you’ve got to get hold of once and for all,’ she began, ‘is that there’s
only one thing that matters m a school, and that’s the fees As for all this stuff
about “developing the children’s minds”, as you call it, it’s neither here nor
there It’s the fees I’m after, not developing the children's minds After all, it’s no
more than common sense It’s not to be supposed as anyone’d go to all the
trouble of keeping school and having the house turned upside down by a pack
of brats, if it wasn’t that there’s a bit of money to be made out of it The fees
come first, and everything else comes afterwards Didn’t I tell you that the
very first day you came here? ’

‘Yes,’ admitted Dorothy humbly

‘Well, then, it’s the parents that pay the fees, and it’s the parents you’ve got
to think about. Do what the parents want-that’s our rule here. I dare say all
this messing about with plasticine and paper-scraps that you go in for doesn’t
do the children any particular harm, but the parents don’t want it, and there’s
an end of it Well, there’s just two subjects that they do want their children
taught, and that’s handwriting and arithmetic Especially handwriting. That’s
something they can see the sense of And so handwriting’s the thing you’ve got
to keep on and on at Plenty of nice neat copies that the girls can take home, and
that the parents’ll show off to the neighbours and give us a bit of a free advert I
want you to give the children two hours a day just at handwriting and nothing
else,’

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‘Yes And plenty of arithmetic as well The parents are very keen on
arithmetic especially money-sums Keep your eye on the parents all the time
If you meet one of them m the street, get hold of them and start talking to them
about their own girl Make out that she’s the best girl in the class and that if she
stays just three terms longer she’ll be working wonders You see what I mean?
Don’t go and tell them there’s no room for improvement, because if you tell
them that , they generally take their girls away Just three terms longer-that’s
the thing to tell them And when you make out the end of term reports, just you
bring them to me and let me have a good look at them I like to do the marking
myself ’

Mrs Creevy’s eye met Dorothy’s She had perhaps been about to say that she
always arranged the marks so that every girl came out somewhere near the top
of the class, but she refrained Dorothy could not answer for a moment
Outwardly she was subdued, and very pale, but m her heart were anger and
deadly repulsion against which she had to struggle before she could speak She
had no thought, however, of contradicting Mrs Creevy The ‘talking to’ had
quite broken her spirit She mastered her voice, and said
‘I’m to teach nothing but handwriting and arithmetic-is that it? ’

‘Well, I didn’t say that exactly There’s plenty of other subjects that look
well on the prospectus French, for instance- French looks very well on the
prospectus But it’s not a subject you want to waste much time over Don’t go
filling them up with a lot of grammar and syntax and verbs and all that That
kind of stuff doesn’t get them anywhere so far as I can see Give them a bit of
“Parley vous Francey”, and “Passey moi le beurre”, and so forth, that’s a lot
more use than grammar And then there’s Latin-I always put Latin on the
prospectus But I don’t suppose you’re very great on Latm, are you? ’

‘No,’ admitted Dorothy

‘Well, it doesn’t matter You won’t have to teach it None of our parents’d
want their children to waste time over Latm But they like to see it on the
prospectus. It looks classy Of course there’s a whole lot of subjects that we
can’t actually teach, but we have to advertise them all the same Book-keeping
and typing and shorthand, for instance, besides music and dancing It all looks
well on the prospectus ’

‘Arithmetic, handwriting, French-is there anything else? ’ Dorothy said
‘Oh, well, history and geography and English Literature, of course. But just
drop that map-making business at once-it’s nothing but waste of time The
best geography to teach is lists of capitals Get them so that they can rattle off
the capitals of all the English counties as if it was the multiplication table
Then they’ve got something to show for what they’ve learnt, anyway And as
for history, keep on with the Hundred Page History of Bntian I won’t have
them taught out of those big history books you keep bringing home from the
library I opened one of those books the other day, and the first thing I saw was
a piece where it said the English had been beaten in some battle or other
There’s amice thing to go teaching children' The parents won’t stand for that
kind of dung, I can tell you'’

‘And Literature? ’ said Dorothy,



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‘Well, of course they’ve got to do a bit of reading, and I can’t think why you
wanted to turn up your nose at those nice little readers of ours Keep on with
the readers They’re a bit old, but they’re quite good enough for a pack of
children, I should have thought And I suppose they might as well learn a few
pieces of poetry by heart Some of the parents like to hear their children say a
piece of poetry “The Boy stood on the Burning Deck”-that’s a very good
piece-and then there’s “The Wreck of the Steamer”-now, what was that ship
called^ “The Wreck of the Steamer Hesperus” A little poetry doesn’t hurt
now and again But don’t let’s have any more Shakespeare , please 1 ’

Dorothy got no tea that day It was now long past tea-time, but when Mrs
Creevy had finished her harangue she sent Dorothy away without saying
anything about tea Perhaps this was a little extra punishment for Vaffaire
Macbeth

Dorothy had not asked permission to go out, but she did not feel that she
could stay m the house any longer She got her hat and coat and set out down
the ill-lit road, for the public library It was late into November Though the
day had been damp the night wind blew sharply, like a threat, through the
almost naked trees, making the gas-lamps flicker in spite of their glass
chimneys, and stirring the sodden plane leaves that littered the pavement
Dorothy shivered slightly The raw wind sent through her a bone-deep
memory of the cold of T rafalgar Square And though she did not actually think
that if she lost her job it would mean going back to the sub-world from which
she had come-mdeed, it was not so desperate as that, at the worst her cousin or
somebody else would help her-still, Mrs Creevy’s ‘talking to’ had made
Trafalgar Square seem suddenly very much nearer It had driven into her a far
deeper understanding than she had had before of the great modern
commandment-the eleventh commandment which has wiped out all the
others ‘Thou shalt not lose thy job ’

But as to what Mrs Creevy had said about ‘practical school-teaching’, it had
been no more than a realistic facing of the facts She had merely said aloud
what most people in her position think but never say Her oft-repeated phrase,
‘It’s the fees I’m after’, was a motto that might be-mdeed, ought to
be- written over the doors of every private school m England.

There are, by the way, vast numbers of private schools in England Second-
rate, third-rate, and fourth-rate (Rmgwood House was a specimen of the
fourth-rate school), they exist by the dozen and the score m every London
suburb and every provincial town At any given moment there are somewhere
m the neighbourhood of ten thousand of them, of which less than a thousand
are subject to Government mspection And though some of them are better
than others, and a certain number, probably, are better than the council
schools with which they compete, there is the same fundamental evil in all of
them, that is, that they have ultimately no purpose except to make money.
Often, except that there is nothing illegal about them, they are started in
exactly the same spirit as one would start a brothel or a bucket shop Some
snuffy little man of business (it is quite usual for these schools to be owned by
people who don’t teach themselves) says one morning to his wife



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‘Emma, I got a notion 1 What you say to us two keeping school, eh? There’s
plenty of cash m a school, you know, and there ain’t the same work m it as what
there is m a shop or a pub Besides, you don’t risk nothing, no over’ead to
worry about, ’cept jest your rent and few desks and a blackboard But we’ll do
it in style Get in one of these Oxford and Cambridge chaps as is out of a job
and’ll come cheap, and dress ’im up in a gown and-what do they call them
little square ’ats with tassels on top? That ’ud fetch the parents, eh? You jest
keep your eyes open and see if you can’t pick on a good district where there’s
not too many on the same game already ’

He chooses a situation in one of those middle-class districts where the
people are too poor to afford the fees of a decent school and too proud to send
their children to the council schools, and ‘sets up’ By degrees he works up a
connexion m very much the same manner as a milkman or a greengrocer, and if
he is astute and tactful and has not too many competitors, he makes his few
hundreds a year out of it

Of course, these schools are not all alike Not every principal is a grasping
low-minded shrew like Mrs Creevy, and there are plenty of schools where the
atmosphere is kindly and decent and the teaching is as good as one could
reasonably expect for fees of five pounds a term On the other hand, some of
them are crying scandals Later on, when Dorothy got to know one of the
teachers at another private school in Southbndge, she heard tales of schools
that were worse by far than Ringwood House She heard of a cheap boarding-
school where travelling actors dumped their children as one dumps luggage m
a railway cloakroom, and where the children simply vegetated, doing
absolutely nothing, reachmg the age of sixteen without learning to read, and
another school where the days passed m a perpetual not, with a broken-down
old hack of a master chasing the boys up and down and slashing at them with a
cane, and then suddenly collapsing and weeping with his head on a desk, while
the boys laughed at him So long as schools are run primarily for money, things
hke this will happen The expensive private schools to which the rich send
their children are not, on the surface, so bad as the others, because they can
afford a proper staff, and the Public School examination system keeps them up
to the mark, but they have the same essential taint

It was only later, and by degrees, that Dorothy discovered these facts about
private schools. At first, she used to suffer from an absurd fear that one day the
school mspectors would descend upon Ringwood House, find out what a sham
and a swindle it all was, and raise the dust accordingly Later on, however, she
learned that this could never happen Ringwood House was not ‘recognized’,
and therefore was not liable to be inspected One day a Government inspector
did, indeed, visit the school, but beyond measuring the dimensions of the
schoolroom to see whether each girl had her right number of cubic feet of air,
he did nothing; he had no power to do more Only the tiny minority of
‘recognized’ schools— less than one in ten-are officially tested to decide
whether they keep up a reasonable educational standard As for the others,
they are free to teach or not teach exactly as they choose No one controls or
inspects them except the children’s parents- the blind leading the blind.



5


Next day Dorothy began altering her programme in accordance with Mrs
Creevy’s orders The first lesson of the day was handwriting, and the second
was geography

‘That’ll do, girls,’ said Dorothy as the funereal clock struck ten ‘We’ll start
our geography lesson now ’

The girls flung their desks open and put their hated copybooks away with
audible sighs of relief There were murmurs of ‘Oo, jography 1 Good 1 ’ It was
one of their favourite lessons The two girls who were ‘monitors’ for the week,
and whose job it was to clean the blackboard, collect exercise books and so
forth (children will fight for the privilege of doing jobs of that kind), leapt from
their places to fetch the half-finished contour map that stood against the wall
But Dorothy stopped them

‘Wait a moment Sit down, you two We aren’t going to go on with the map
this morning ’

There was a cry of dismay ‘Oh, Miss 1 Why can’t we, Miss? Please let’s go on
with it •*

‘No I’m afraid we’ve been wasting a little too much time over the map
lately We’re going to start learning some of the capitals of the English
counties I want every girl in the class to know the whole lot of them by the end
of the term ’

The children’s faces 'fell Dorothy saw it, and added with an attempt at
bnghtness-that hollow, undeceiving brightness of a teacher trying to palm off
a boring subject as an interesting one

‘Just think how pleased your parents will be when they can ask you the
capital of any county in England and you can tell it them 1 ’

The children were not m the least taken in They writhed at the nauseous
prospect

‘Oh, capitals' Learning capitals'. That’s just what we used to do with Miss
Strong, Please, Miss, why can’t we go on with the map? ’

‘Now don’t argue Get your notebooks out and take them down as I give
them to you And afterwards we’ll say them all together ’

Reluctantly, the children fished out their notebooks, still groaning ‘Please,
Miss, can we go on with the map next time? ’

‘I don’t know. We’ll see ’

That afternoon the map was removed from the schoolroom, and Mrs Creevy
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the other subjects, one after another All the changes that Dorothy had made
were undone They went back to the routine of interminable ‘copies’ and
interminable ‘practice’ sums, to the learmng parrot-fashion of c Passez-moi le
beurre 3 and c Le fils du jar dimer a perdu son chapeau' , to the Hundred Page
History and the insufferable little ‘reader’ (Mrs Creevy had impounded the
Shakespeares, ostensibly to burn them The probability was that she had sold
them ) Two hours a day were set apart for handwriting lessons The two
depressing pieces of black paper, which Dorothy had taken down from the
wall, were replaced, and their proverbs written upon them afresh m neat
copperplate As for the historical chart, Mrs Creevy took it away and burnt it
When the children saw the hated lessons, from which they had thought to
have escaped for ever, coming back upon them one by one, they were first
astonished, then miserable, then sulky But it was far worse for Dorothy than
for the children After only a couple of days the rigmarole through which she
was obliged to drive them so nauseated her that she began to doubt whether
she could go on with it any longer Again and again she toyed with the idea of
disobeying Mrs Creevy Why not, she would think, as the children whined and
groaned and sweated under their miserable bondage-why not stop it and go
back to proper lessons, even if it was only for an hour or two a day? Why not
drop the whole pretence of lessons and simply let the children play? It would
be so much better for them than this Let them draw pictures or make
something out of plasticine or begm making up a fairy tale-anythmg real,
anything that would interest them, instead of this dreadful nonsense But she
dared not At any moment Mrs Creevy was liable to come m, and if she found
the children ‘messing about’ instead of getting on with their routine work,
there would be fearful trouble So Dorothy hardened her heart, and obeyed
Mrs Creevy’s instructions to the letter, and things were very much as they had
been before Miss Strong was ‘taken bad’

The lessons reached such a pitch of boredom that the brightest spot m the
week was Mr Booth’s so-called chemistry lecture on Thursday afternoons Mr
Booth was a seedy, tremulous man of about fifty, with long, wet, cowdung-
coloured moustaches He had been a Public School master once upon a time,
but nowadays he made just enough for a life of chrome sub-drunkenness by
delivering lectures at two and sixpence a time The lectures were unrelieved
drivel Even m his palmiest days Mr Booth had not been a particularly brilliant
lecturer, and now, when he had had his first go of delirium tremens and lived m
a daily dread of his second, what chemical knowledge he had ever had was fast
deserting him He would stand dithering in front of the class, saymg the same
thing over and over again and trying vainly to remember what he was talking
about ‘Remember, girls,’ he would say in his husky, would-be fatherly voice,
‘the number of the elements is ninety-three-ninety-three elements, girls-you
all of you know what an element is, don’t you? -there are just ninety-three of
them-remember that number, girls-nmety-three,’ until Dorothy (she had to
stay in the schoolroom during the chemistry lectures, because Mrs Creevy
considered that it didn't do to leave the girls alone with a man) was miserable
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and never got very much further There was also talk of ‘a very interesting
little experiment that I’m going to perform for you next week, girls- very
interesting you’ll find it- we’ll have it next week without fail-a very interesting
little experiment’, which, needless to say, was never performed Mr Booth
possessed no chemical apparatus, and his hands were far too shaky to have
used it even if he had had any The girls sat through his lectures m a suety
stupor of boredom, but even he was a welcome change from handwriting
lessons

The children were never quite the same with Dorothy after the parents’
visit They did not change all m a day, of course They had grown to be fond of
‘old Millie’, and they expected that after a day or two of tormenting them with
handwriting and ‘commercial arithmetic’ she would go back to something
interesting But the handwriting and arithmetic went on, and the popularity
Dorothy had enjoyed, as a teacher whose lessons weren’t boring and who
didn’t slap you, pinch you, or twist your ears, gradually vanished Moreover,
the story of the row there had been over Macbeth was not long m leaking out
The children grasped that old Millie had done something wrong-they didn’t
exactly know what-and had been given a ‘talking to’ It lowered her in their
eyes There is no dealing with children, even with children who are fond of
you, unless you can keep your prestige as an adult, let that prestige be once
damaged, and even the best-hearted children will despise you

So they began to be naughty in the normal, traditional way Before, Dorothy
had only had to deal with occasional laziness, outbursts of noise and silly
giggling fits, now there were spite and deceitfulness as well The children
revolted ceaselessly against the horrible routine They forgot the short weeks
when old Millie had seemed quite a good sort and school itself had seemed
rather fun Now, school was simply what it had always been, and what indeed
you expected it to be-a place where you slacked and yawned and whiled the
time away by pinching your neighbour and trying to make the teacher lose her
temper, and from which you burst with a yell of relief the instant the last lesson
was over Sometimes they sulked and had fits of crying, sometimes they argued
m the maddening persistent way that children have, f Why should we do this?
Why does anyone have to learn to read and write? ’ over and over again, until
Dorothy had to stand over them and silence them with threats of blows She
was growing almost habitually irritable nowadays, it surprised and shocked
her, but she could not stop it Every morning she vowed to herself, ‘Today I
will not lose my temper’, and every morning, with depressing regularity, she
did lose her temper, especially at about half past eleven when the children were
at their worst Nothing in the world is quite so irritating as dealing with
mutinous children Sooner or later, Dorothy knew, she would lose control of
herself and begm hitting them It seemed to her an unforgivable thing to do, to
hit a child, but nearly all teachers come to it in the end It was impossible now
to get any child to work except when your eye was upon it You had only to
turn your back for an instant and blotting-paper pellets were flying to and fro
Nevertheless, with ceaseless slave-driving the children’s handwriting and
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the parents were satisfied

The last few weeks of the term were a very bad time For over a fortnight
Dorothy was quite penniless, for Mrs Creevy had told her that she couldn’t
pay her her term’s wages ‘till some of the fees came in’ So she was deprived of
the secret slabs of chocolate that had kept her going, and she suffered from a
perpetual slight hunger that made her languid and spiritless There were
leaden mornings when the minutes dragged like hours, when she struggled
with herself to keep her eyes away from the clock, and her heart sickened to
think that beyond this lesson there loomed another just like it, and more of
them and more, stretching on into what seemed like a dreary eternity Worse
yet were the times when the children were in their noisy mood and it needed a
constant exhausting effort of the will to keep them under control at all, and
beyond the wall, of course, lurked Mrs Creevy, always listening, always ready
to descend upon the schoolroom, wrench the door open, and glare round the
room with ‘Now then 1 What’s all this noise about, please^’ and the sack m her
eye

Dorothy was fully awake, now, to the beastliness of living in Mrs Creevy’s
house The filthy food, the cold, and the lack of baths seemed much more
important than they had seemed a little while ago Moreover, she was
beginning to appreciate, as she had not done when the joy of her work was
fresh upon her, the utter loneliness of her position Neither her father nor Mr
Warburton had written to her, and m two months she had made not a single
friend in Southbndge For anyone so situated, and particularly for a woman, it
is all but impossible to make friends She had no money and no home* of her
own, and outside the school her sole places of refuge were the public library,
on the few evenings when she could get there, and church on Sunday
mornings She went to church regularly, of course-Mrs Creevy had insisted
on that She had settled the question of Dorothy’s religious observances at
breakfast on her first Sunday morning

‘I’ve just been wondering what Place of Worship you ought to go to,’ she
said ‘I suppose you were brought up C of E , weren’t you>’

‘Yes,’ said Dorothy

‘Hm, well I can’t quite make up my mind where to send you There’s St
George’s-that’s the C of E -and there’s the Baptist Chapel where I go
myself Most of our parents are Nonconformists, and I don’t know as they’d
quite approve of a C of E teacher You can’t be too careful with the parents
They had a bit of a scare two years ago when it turned out that the teacher I had
then was actually a Roman Catholic, if you please f Of course she kept it dark as
long as she could, but it came out in the end, and three of the parents took their
children away I got rid of her the same day as I found it out, naturally ’

Dorothy was silent

‘ Still, ? went on Mrs Creevy, ‘we have got three C of E pupils, and I don’t
know as the Church connexion mightn’t be worked up a bit So perhaps you’d
better risk it and go to St George’s But you want to be a bit careful, you know
I’m told St George’s is one of these churches where they go in for a lot of
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that are Plymouth Brothers, and they’d throw a fit if they heard you’d been
seen crossing yourself So don’t go and do that 3 whatever you do ’

‘Very well,’ said Dorothy

‘And just you keep your eyes well open during the sermon Have a good look
round and see if there’s any young girls m the congregation that we could get
hold of If you see any likely looking ones, get on to the parson afterwards and
try and find out their names and addresses ’

So Dorothy went to St George’s It was a shade ‘Higher’ than St Athelstan’s
had been, chairs, not pews, but no incense, and the vicar (his name was Mr
Gore-Williams) wore a plain cassock and surplice except on festival days As
for the services, they were so like those at home that Dorothy could go through
them, and utter all the responses at the right moment, in a state of the
completest abstraction

There was never a moment when the power of worship returned to her
Indeed, the whole concept of worship was meaningless to her now, her faith
had vanished, utterly and irrevocably It is a mysterious thing, the loss of
faith-as mysterious as faith itself Like faith, it is ultimately not rooted in
logic, it is a change m the climate of the mind But however little the church
services might mean to her, she did not regret the hours she spent m church
On the contrary, she looked forward to her Sunday mornings as blessed
interludes of peace, and that not only because Sunday morning meant a respite
from Mrs Creevy’s prying eye and nagging voice In another and deeper sense
the atmosphere of the church was soothing and reassuring to her For she
perceived that in all that happens m church, however absurd and cowardly its
supposed purpose may be, there is somethmg-it is hard to define, but
something of decency, of spiritual comehness-that is not easily found in the
world outside It seemed to her that even though you no longer believe, it is
better to go to church than not, better to follow m the ancient ways, than to
drift in rootless freedom. She knew very well that she would never again be
able to utter a prayer and mean it, but she knew also that for the rest of her life
she must contmue with the observances to which she had been bred. Just this
much remained to her of the faith that had once, like the bones m a living
frame, held all her life together

But as yet she did not think very deeply about the loss of her faith and what it
might mean to her in the future. She was too busy merely existing, merely
struggling to make her nerves hold out for the rest of that miserable term For
as the term drew to an end, the job of keeping the class m order grew more and
more exhausting. The girls behaved atrociously, and they were all the bitterer
against Dorothy because they had once been fond of her She had deceived
them, they felt She had started off by being decent, and now she had turned
out to be just a beastly old teacher like the rest of them-a nasty old beast who
kept on and on with those awful handwriting lessons and snapped your head
off if you so much as made a blot on your book. Dorothy caught them eyeing
her face, sometimes, with the aloof, cruel scrutiny of children They had
thought her pretty once, and now they thought her ugly, old, and scraggy She
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They hated her now, as they had hated all their previous teachers

Sometimes they baited her quite deliberately The older and more
intelligent girls understood the situation well enough-understood that Millie
was under old Creevy’s thumb and that she got dropped on afterwards when
they had been making too much noise, sometimes they made all the noise they
dared, just so as to bring old Creevy m and have the pleasure of watching
Millie’s face while old Creevy told her off There were times when Dorothy
could keep her temper and forgive them all they did, because she realized that
it was only a healthy instinct that made them rebel against the loathsome
monotony of their work But there were other times when her nerves were
more on edge than usual, and when she looked round at the score of silly little
faces, grinning or mutinous, and found it possible to hate them Children are
so blind, so selfish, so merciless They do not know when they are tormenting
you past bearing, and if they did know they would not care You may do your
very best for them, you may keep your temper in situations that would try a
saint, and yet if you are forced to bore them and oppress them, they will hate
you for it without ever asking themselves whether it is you who are to blame
How true-when you happen not to be a school-teacher yourself-how true
those often-quoted lines sound-

Under a cruel eye outworn
The little ones spend the day
m sighing and dismay 1

But when you yourself are the cruel eye outworn, you realize that there is
another side to the picture

The last week came, and the dirty farce of ‘exams’, was carried through The
system, as explained by Mrs Creevy, was quite simple. You coached the
children m, for example, a series of sums until you were quite certain that they
could get them right, and then set them the same sums as an arithmetic paper
before they had time to forget the answers, and so with each subject m turn
The children’s papers were, of course, sent home for their parents’ inspection
And Dorothy wrote the reports under Mrs Creevy’s dictation, and she had to
write ‘excellent’ so many times that-as sometimes happens when you write a
word over and over again-she forgot how to spell it and began writing m
‘excelent’, ‘exsellent‘, ‘ecsellent’, ‘eccelent’

The last day passed in fearful tumults Not even Mrs Creevy herself could
keep the children m order By midday Dorothy’s nerves were in rags, and Mrs
Creevy gave her a ‘talking to’ in front of the seven children who stayed to
dinner In the afternoon the noise was worse than ever, and at last Dorothy,
overcome, appealed to the girls almost tearfully to stop
‘Girls 1 ’ she called out, rising her voice to make herself heard through the
dm ‘ Please stop it, please' You’re behaving horribly to me Do you think it’s
kind to go on like this? ’

That was fatal, of course Never, never, never throw yourself on the mercy
of a child* There was an instant’s hush, and then one child cried out, loudly
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even the imbecile Mavis, chanting all together 'Mill-iee' Mill-iee 1 Mill-iee*’ At
that, something within Dorothy seemed to snap She paused for an instant,
picked out the girl who was making the most noise, walked up to her, and gave
her a smack across the ear almost as hard as she could hit Happily it was only
one of the ‘medium payers’


6


On the first day of the holidays Dorothy received a letter from Mr Warburton

My Dear Dorothy [he wrote], — Or should I call you Ellen, as I understand that is your new
name’ You must, I am afraid, have thought it very heartless of me not to have written sooner, but I
assure you that it was not until ten days ago that I even heard anything about our supposed
escapade I have been abroad, first in various parts of France, then in Austria and then m Rome,
and, as you know, I avoid my fellow countrymen most strenuously on these trips They are
disgusting enough even at home, but in foreign parts their behaviour makes me so ashamed of
them that I generally try to pass myself off as an American

When I got to Knype Hill your father refused to see me, but I managed to get hold of Victor
Stone, who gave me your address and the name you are using He seemed rather reluctant to do so,
and I gathered that even he, like everyone else in this poisonous town, still believes that you have
misbehaved yourself in some way I think the theory that you and I eloped together has been
dropped, but you must, they feel, have done something scandalous A young woman has left home
suddenly, therefore there must be a man in the case, that is how the provincial mind works, you
see I need not tell you that I have been contradicting the whole story with the utmost vigour You
will be glad to hear that I managed to comer that disgusting hag, Mrs Sempnll, and give her a
piece of my mind, and I assure you that a piece of my mind is distinctly formidable But the woman
is simply sub-human I could get nothing out of her except hypocritical snivellings about ‘poor,
poor Dorothy’

I hear that your father misses you very much, and would gladly have you home again if it were
not for the scandal His meals are never punctual nowadays, it seems He gives it out that you ‘went
away to recuperate from a slight illness and have now got an excellent post at a girls’ school’ You
will be surpised to hear of one thing that has happened to him He has been obliged to pay off all his
debts 1 1 am told that the tradesmen rose in a body and held what was practically a creditors’
meeting in the Rectory Not the kind of thing that could have happened at Plumstead
Episcopi-but these are democratic days, alas' You, evidently, were the only person who could
keep the tradesmen permanently at bay

And now I must tell you some of my own news, etc , etc , etc

At this point Dorothy tore the letter up in disappointment and even m
annoyance He might have shown a little more sympathy* she thought It was
just like Mr Warburton after getting her into serious trouble-for after all, he
was principally to blame for what had happened-to be so flippant and
unconcerned about it But when she had thought it over she acquitted him of
heartlessness. He had done what little was possible to help her, and he could
not be expected to pity her for troubles of which he had not heard Besides, his
own life had been a senes of resounding scandals; probably he could not
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At Christmas Dorothy’s father also wrote* and what was more* sent her a
Christmas present of two pounds It was evident from the tone of his letter that
he had forgiven Dorothy by this time What exactly he had forgiven her was
not certain, because it was not certain what exactly she had done, but still* he
had forgiven her The letter started with some perfunctory but quite friendly
inquiries He hoped her new job suited her, he wrote And were her rooms at
the school comfortable and the rest of the staff congemaP He had heard that
they did one very well at schools nowadays-very different from what it had
been forty years ago Now, m his day, etc , etc * etc He had, Dorothy
perceived, not the dimmest idea of her present circumstances At the mention
of schools his mind flew to Winchester, his old school, such a place as
Ringwood House was beyond his imagining

The rest of the letter was taken up with grumblings about the way things
were going m the parish The Rector complained of being worried and
overworked The wretched churchwardens kept bothering him with this and
that, and he was growing very tired of Proggett’s reports about the collapsing
belfry, and the daily woman whom he had engaged to help Ellen was a great
nuisance and had put her broom-handle through the face of the grandfather
clock in his study-and so on, and so forth, for a number of pages He said
several times in a mumbling roundabout way that he wished Dorothy were
there to help him, but he did not actually suggest that she should come home
Evidently it was still necessary that she should remain out of sight and out of
mind-a skeleton m a distant and well-locked cupboard

The letter filled Dorothy with sudden painful homesickness She found
herself pining to be back at her parish visiting and her Girl Guides’ cooking
class, and wondering unhappily how her father had got on without her all this
while and whether those two women were looking after him properly She was
fond of her father, in a way that she had never dared to show, for he was not a
person to whom you could make any display of affection It surprised and
rather shocked her to realize how little he had been m her thoughts during the
past four months There had been periods of weeks at a time when she had
forgotten his existence But the truth was that the mere business of keeping
body and soul together had left her with no leisure for other emotions

Now, however, school work was over, and she had leisure and to spare, for
though Mrs Creevy did her best she could not invent enough household jobs to
keep Dorothy busy for more than part of the day She made it quite plain to
Dorothy that during the holidays she was nothing but a useless expense, and
she watched her at her meals (obviously feeling it an outrage that she should
eat when she wasn’t working) in a way that finally became unbearable So
Dorothy kept out of the house as much as possible, and, feeling fairly rich with
her wages (four pounds ten, for nine weeks) and her father’s two pounds, she
took to buying sandwiches at the ham and beef shop in the town and eating her
dinner out of doors Mrs Creevy acquiesced, half sulkily because she liked to
have Dorothy in the house to nag at her, and half pleased at the chance of
skimping a few more meals

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more desolate neighbours, Dorley, Wembridge, and West Holton Winter had
descended, dank and windless, and more gloomy m those colourless
labyrinthine suburbs than in the bleakest wilderness On two or three
occasions, though such extravagance would probably mean hungry days later
on, Dorothy took a cheap return ticket to Iver Heath or Burnham Beeches
The woods were sodden and wintry, with great beds of drifted beech leaves
that glowed like copper m the still, wet air, and the days were so mild that you
could sit out of doors and read if you kept your gloves on On Christmas Eve
Mrs Creevy produced some sprigs of holly that she had saved from last year,
dusted them, and nailed them up, but she did not, she said, intend to have a
Christmas dinner She didn’t hold with all this Christmas nonsense, she
said-it was just a lot of humbug got up by the shopkeepers, and such an
unnecessary expense, and she hated turkey and Christmas pudding anyway
Dorothy was relieved, a Christmas dinner m that joyless ‘morning-room’ (she
had an awful momentary vision of Mrs Creevy m a paper hat out of a cracker)
was something that didn’t bear thinking about She ate her Christmas
dmner-a hard-boiled egg, two cheese sandwiches, and a bottle of
lemonade-m the woods near Burnham, against a great gnarled beech tree,
over a copy of George Gissmg’s The Odd Women
On days when it was too wet to go for walks she spent most of her time m the
public library-becoming, indeed, one of the regular habituees of the library,
along with the out-of-work men who sat drearily musing over illustrated
papers which they did not read, and the elderly discoloured bachelor who lived
in ‘rooms’ on two pounds a week and came to the library to study books on
yachting by the hour together It had been a great relief to her when the term
ended, but this feeling soon wore off, indeed, with never a soul to talk to, the
days dragged even more heavily than before There is perhaps no quarter of
the inhabited world where one can be quite so completely alone as m the
London suburbs In a big town the throng and bustle give one at least the
illusion of companionship, and in the country everyone is interested m
everyone else-too much so, indeed But in places like Southbndge, if you have
no family and no home to call your own, you could spend half a lifetime
without managing to make a friend. There are women m such places, and
especially derelict gentlewomen m ill-paid jobs, who go for years upon end m
almost utter solitude It was not long before Dorothy found herself m a
perpetually low-spirited, jaded state m which, try as she would, nothing
seemed able to interest her And it was in the hateful ennui of this time-the
corrupting ennui that lies in wait for every modem soul- that she first came to a
full understanding of what it meant to have lost her faith

She tried drugging herself with books, and it succeeded for a week or so But
after a while very nearly all books seemed wearisome and unintelligible; for the
mind will not work to any purpose when it is quite alone In the end she found
that she could not cope with anything more difficult than a detective story She
took walks of ten and fifteen miles, trying to tire herself into a better mood, but
the mean suburban roads, and the damp, miry paths through the woods, the
naked trees, the sodden moss and great spongy fungi, afflicted her with a



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deadly melancholy It was human companionship that she needed, and there
seemed no way of getting it At nights when she walked back to the school and
looked at the warm-lit windows of the houses, and heard voices laughing and
gramophones playing within, her heart swelled with envy Ah, to be like those
people in there-to have at least a home, a family, a few friends who were
interested in you 1 There were days when she pined for the courage to speak to
strangers m the street Days, too, when she contemplated shamming piety m
order to scrape acquaintance with the Vicar of St George’s and his family, and
perhaps get the chance of occupying herself with a little parish work, days,
even, when she was so desperate that she thought of joining the YWCA

But almost at the end of the holidays, through a chance encounter at the
library, she made friends with a little woman named Miss Beaver, who was
geography mistress at Toot’s Commercial College, another of the private
schools in Southbridge Toot’s Commerical College was a much larger and
more pretentious school than Ringwood House-it had about a hundred and
fifty day-pupils of both sexes and even rose to the dignity of having a dozen
boarders-and its curriculum was a somewhat less blatant swindle It was one
of those schools that are aimed at the type of parent who blathers about ‘up-to-
date business training’, and its watch-word was Efficiency, meaning a
tremendous parade of hustling, and the banishment of all humane studies One
of its features was a kind of catechism called the Efficiency Ritual, which all the
children were required to learn by heart as soon as they joined the school It
had questions and answers such as

Q What is the secret of success’

A The secret of success is efficiency
Q What is the test of efficiency’

A The test of efficiency is success

And so on and so on It was said that the spectacle of the whole school, boys
and girls together, reciting the Efficiency Ritual under the leadership of the
Headmaster-they had this ceremony two mornings a week instead of
prayers-was most impressive

Miss Beaver was a prim little woman with a round body, a thm face, a
reddish nose, and the gait of a guinea-hen After twenty years of slave-driving
she had attained to an income of four pounds a week and the privilege of ‘living
out’ instead of having to put the boarders to bed at nights She lived in
‘rooms’-that is, m a bed-sitting room-to Which she was sometimes able to
invite Dorothy when both of them had a free evening How Dorothy looked
forward to those visits' They were only possible at rare intervals, because Miss
Beaver’s landlady ‘didn’t approve of visitors’, and even when you got there
there was nothmg much to do except to help solve the crossword puzzle out of
the Daily Telegraph and look at the photographs Miss Beaver had taken on her
trip (this trip had been the summit and glory of her life) to the Austrian Tyrol
in 1913 But still, how much it meant to sit talking to somebody in a friendly
way and to drink a cup of tea less wishy-washy than Mrs Creevy’s' Miss
Beaver had a spirit lamp in a japanned travelling case (it had been with her to
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swallowing about a bucketful of this stuff during the day She confided to
Dorothy that she always took a Thermos flask to school and had a nice hot cup
of tea during the break and another after dinner Dorothy perceived that by
one of two well-beaten roads every third-rate schoolmistress must travel Miss
Strong’s road; via whisky to the workhouse, or Miss Beaver’s road, via strong
tea to a decent death m the Home for Decayed Gentlewomen

Miss Beaver was m truth a dull little woman She was a memento mon , or
rather memento senescere , to Dorothy Her soul seemed to have withered until it
was as forlorn as a dried-up cake of soap m a forgotten soap dish She had come
to a point where life in a bed-sitting room under a tyrannous landlady and the
‘efficient’ thrusting of Commercial Geography down children’s retching
throats, were almost the only destiny she could imagine Yet Dorothy grew to
be very fond of Miss Beaver, and those occasional hours that they spent
together in the bed-sitting room, doing the Daily Telegraph crossword over a
nice hot cup of tea, were like oases in her life

She was glad when the Easter term began, for even the daily round of slave-
driving was better than the empty solitude of the holidays Moreover, the girls
were much better m hand this term, she never again found it necessary to
smack their heads For she had grasped now that it is easy enough to keep
children m order if you are ruthless with them from the start Last term the
girls had behaved badly, because she had started by treating them as human
beings, and later on, when the lessons that interested them were discontinued,
they had rebelled like human beings But if you are obliged to teach children
rubbish, you mustn’t treat them as human beings You must treat them like
ammals-driving, not persuading Before all else, you must teach them that it is
more painful to rebel than to obey Possibly this kind of treatment is not very
good for children, but there is no doubt they understand it and respond to it

She learned the dismal arts of the school-teacher She learned to glaze her
mind against the interminable boring hours, to economize her nervous energy,
to be merciless and ever- vigilant, to take a kind of pride and pleasure in seeing
a futile rigmarole well done She had grown, quite suddenly it seemed, much
tougher and maturer Her eyes had lost the half-childish look that they had
once had, and her face had grown thinner, making her nose seem longer At
times it was quite definitely a schoolmarm’s face, you could imagine pince-nez
upon it But she had not become cynical as yet She still knew that these
children were the victims of a dreary swindle, still longed, if it had been
possible, to do something better for them If she harried them and stuffed their
heads with rubbish, it was for one reason alone because whatever happened
she had got to keep her job

There was very little noise in the schoolroom this term Mrs Creevy,
anxious as she always was for a chance of finding fault, seldom had reason to
rap on the wall with her broom-handle One morning at breakfast she looked
rather hard at Dorothy, as though weighing a decision, and then pushed the
dish of marmalade across the table

‘Have some marmalade if you like, Miss MillbOrough,’ she said, quite
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It was the first time that marmalade had crossed Dorothy's bps since she had
come to Rmgwood House She flushed slightly ‘So the woman realizes that I
have done my best for her,’ she could not help thinking

Thereafter she had marmalade for breakfast every morning And m other
ways Mrs Creevy’s manner became-not indeed, gemal, for it could never be
that, but less brutally offensive There were even times when she produced a
grimace that was intended for a smile, her face, it seemed to Dorothy, creased
with the effort About this time her conversation became peppered with
references to ‘next term’ It was always ‘Next term we’ll do this’, and ‘Next
term I shall want you to do that’, until Dorothy began to feel that she had won
Mrs Creevy’s confidence and was being treated more like a colleague than a
slave At that a small, unreasonable but very exciting hope took root m her
heart Perhaps Mrs Creevy was going to raise her wages' It was profoundly
unlikely, and she tried to break herself of hoping for it, but could not quite
succeed If her wages were raised even half a crown a week, what a difference it
would make'

The last day came With any luck Mrs Creevy might pay her wages
tomorrow, Dorothy thought She wanted the money very badly indeed, she
had been penniless for weeks past, and was not only unbearably hungry, but
also m need of some new stockings, for she had not a pair that were not darned
almost out of existence The following morning she did the household jobs
allotted to her, and then, instead of going out, waited in the ‘morning-room’
while Mrs Creevy banged about with her broom and pan upstairs Presently
Mrs Creevy came down

‘Ah, so there you are. Miss Millborough 1 ’ she said m a peculiar meaning
tone ‘I had a sort of an idea you wouldn’t be m such a hurry to get out of doors
this morning Well, as you are here, I suppose I may as well pay you your
wages ’

‘Thank you,’ said Dorothy

‘And after that,’ added Mrs Creevy, ‘I’ve got a little something as I want to
say to you ’

Dorothy’s heart stirred Did that ‘little something’ mean the longed-for rise
m wages ^ It was just conceivable Mrs Creevy produced a worn, bulgy leather
purse from a locked drawer m the dresser, opened it and licked her thumb

‘Twelve weeks and five days,’ she said ‘Twelve weeks is near enough No
need to be particular to a day That makes six pounds ’

She counted out five dingy pound notes and two ten-shilling notes; then,
examining one of the notes and apparently finding it too clean, she put it back
into her purse and fished out another that had been torn in half She went to
the dresser, got a piece of transparent sticky paper and carefully stuck the two
halves together Then she handed it, together with the other six, to Dorothy

‘There you are, Miss Millborough,’ she said ‘And now, will you just leave
the house at once, pleased I shan’t be wanting you any longer ’

‘You won’t be-’

Dorothy’s entrails seemed to have turned to ice All the blood drained out of
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the meaning of what had been said to her She still half thought that Mrs
Creevy merely meant that she was to stay out of the house for the rest of the
day

‘You won’t be wanting me any longer? ’ she repeated faintly

‘No I’m getting m another teacher at the beginning of next term And it
isn’t to be expected as I’d keep you through the holidays all free for nothings is
it? ’

‘But you don’t mean that you want me to leave - that you’re dismissing me? ’

‘Of course I do What else did you think I meant? ’

‘But you’ve given me no notice 1 ’ said Dorothy

‘Notice 1 ’ said Mrs Creevys getting angry immediately ‘What’s it got to do
withyoM whether I give you notice or not? You haven’t got a written contracts
have you? ’

‘No I suppose not ’

‘Well, then' You’d better go upstairs and start packing your box It’s no
good your staying any longer, because I haven’t got anything m for your
dinner ’

Dorothy went upstairs and sat down on the side of the bed She was
trembling uncontrollably, and it was some minutes before she could collect her
wits and begin packing She felt dazed The disaster that had fallen upon her
was so sudden, so apparently causeless, that she had difficulty in believing that
it had actually happened But m truth the reason why Mrs Creevy had sacked
her was quite simple and adequate

Not far from Rmgwood House there was a poor, moribund little school
called The Gables, with only seven pupils The teacher was an incompetent
old hack called Miss Allcock, who had been at thirty-eight different schools m
her life and was not fit to have charge of a tame canary But Miss Allcock had
one outstanding talent, she was very good at double-crossing her employers
In these third-rate and fourth-rate private schools a sort of piracy is constantly
gomg on Parents are ‘got round’ and pupils stolen from one school to another
Very often the treachery of the teacher is at the bottom of it. The teacher
secretly approaches the parents one by one (‘Send your child to me and I’ll
take her at ten shillings a term cheaper’), and when she has corrupted a
sufficient number she suddenly deserts and ‘sets up’ on her own, or carries the
children off to another school Miss Allcock had succeeded m stealing three
out of her employer’s seven pupils, and had come to Mrs Creevy with the offer
of them In return, she was to have Dorothy’s place and a fifteen-per-cent
commission on the pupils she brought

There were weeks of furtive chaffering before the bargain was clinched,
Miss Allcock being finally beaten down from fifteen per cent to twelve and a
half Mrs Creevy privately resolved to sack old Allcock the instant she was
certain, that the three children she brought with her would stay
Simultaneously, Miss Allcock was planning to begin stealing old Creevy’s
pupils as soon as she had got a footing in the school.

Having decided to sack Dorothy, it was obviously most important to prevent
her from finding it out For, of course, if she knew what was going to happen,



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she would begin stealing pupils on her own account, or at any rate wouldn’t do
a stroke of work for the rest of the term (Mrs Creevy prided herself on
knowing human nature ) Hence the marmalade, the creaky smiles, and the
other ruses to allay Dorothy’s suspicions Anyone who knew the ropes would
have begun thinking of another job the very moment when the dish of
marmalade was pushed across the table

Just half an hour after her sentence of dismissal, Dorothy, carrying her
handbag, opened the front gate It was the fourth of April, a bright blowy day,
too cold to stand about m, with a sky as blue as a hedgesparrow’s egg, and one
of those spiteful spring winds that come tearing along the pavement m sudden
gusts and blow dry, stinging dust into your face Dorothy shut the gate behind
her and began to walk very slowly m the direction of the mam-lme station
She had told Mrs Creevy that she would give her an address to which her
box could be sent, and Mrs Creevy had instantly exacted five shillings for the
carriage So Dorothy had five pounds fifteen in hand, which might keep her for
three weeks with careful economy What she was going to do, except that she
must start by going to London and finding a suitable lodging, she had very
little idea But her first panic had worn off, and she realized that the situation
was not altogether desperate No doubt her father would help her, at any rate
for a while, and at the worst, though she hated even the thought of doing it, she
could ask her cousin’s help a second time Besides, her chances of finding a job
were probably fairly good She was young, she spoke with a genteel accent, and
she was willing to drudge for a servant’s wages-qualities that are much sought
after by the proprietors of fourth-rate schools Very likely all would be well
But that there was an evil time ahead of her, a time of job-huntmg, of
uncertainty and possibly of hunger-that, at any rate, was certain


CHAPTER 5


However, it turned out quite otherwise For Dorothy had not gone five yards
from the gate when a telegraph boy came riding up the street in the opposite
direction, whistling and looking at the names of the houses, He saw the name
Rmgwood House, wheeled his bicycle round, propped it against the kerb, and
accosted Dorothy

‘Miss Mill-burrow live ’ere^’ he said, jerking his head m the direction of
Rmgwood House

‘Yes lam Miss Millborough ’

‘Gotter wait case there’s a answer,’ said the boy, taking an orange-coloured
envelope from his belt

Dorothy put down her bag She had once more begun trembling violently.
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thoughts had sprung almost simultaneously into her brain One, ‘This is some
kind of good news’’ The other, ‘Father is seriously ill’’ She managed to tear the
envelope open, and found a telegram which occupied two pages, and which she
had the greatest difficulty in understanding It ran

Rejoice in the lord o ye righteous note of exclamation great news note of exclamation your
reputation absolutely reestablished stop mrs sempnll fallen into the pit that she hath digged stop
action for libel stop no one believes her any longer stop your father wishes you return home
immediately stop am coming up to town myself comma will pick you up if you like stop arriving
shortly after this stop wait for me stop praise him with the loud cymbals note of exclamation much
love stop

No need to look at the signature It was from Mr Warburton, of course
Dorothy felt weaker and more tremulous than ever She was dimly aware the
telegraph boy was asking her something
‘Any answer? ’ he said for the third or fourth time
‘Not today, thank you,’ said Dorothy vaguely

The boy remounted his bicycle and rode off, whistling with extra loudness
to show Dorothy how much he despised her for not tipping him But Dorothy
was unaware of the telegraph’s boy’s scorn The only phrase of the telegram
that she had fully understood was ‘your father wishes you return home
immediately’, and the surprise of it had left her m a semi-dazed condition For
some indefinite time she stood on the pavement, until presently a taxi rolled up
the street, with Mr Warburton inside it He saw Dorothy, stopped the taxi,
jumped out and came across to meet her, beaming He seized her both hands
‘Hullo’’ he cried, and at once threw his arm pseudo-paternally about her and
drew her against him, heedless of who might be looking ‘How are you'* But by
Jove, how thm you’ve got’ I can feel all your ribs Where is this school of
yours? ’

Dorothy, who had not yet managed to get free of his arm, turned partly
round and cast a glance towards the dark windows of Rmgwood House
‘What’ That place? Good God, what a hole’ What have you done with your
luggage? 5 . *

‘It’s inside I’ve left them the money to send it on. I thip^||ffl be all right ’
‘Oh, nonsense' Why pay? We’ll take it with us It can go on top of the taxi ’
‘No, no' Let them send it, I daren’t go back Mrs Creevy would be horribly
angry ’

‘Mrs Creevy? Who’s Mrs Creevy? ’

‘The headmistress-at least, she owns the school ’

‘What, a dragon, is she? Leave her to me- I’ll deal with her Perseus and the
Gorgon, what?