Here he soon
distinguished
himself by a regularibbservation of the duties of the house, by his compositions, good manners, and genteel behaviour.
Caulfield - Portraits, Memoirs, of Characters and Memorable Persons
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riiessenger had n'b't decefived him, he vi^rbught Toby's
delive'rarice, by engaging to see him forth-coining wh^ri ^erit for, which he never was.
Some time after this, Toby being in haSte, and the evening dark, Mr. Evans, who was at that time under secretary to the lord^chanibferlain, and Toby happen ing to cortie in contact, unfortunately blundered against him, who, taking it for an assault, called at the lodge, in Whitehall, whei'e Toby was kept prisoner all night ; but the next mormng, his uncle, who was acquainted with Mr. Evans, wbnt and told him the misfortune of his kinsttian'S eye-sight, whereupon he was discharged without paying fees.
Sir Richard Steele was judged to be of great use to the public by his writings; particularly with regard to the dismantling and siiri^erider of Dunkirk, &c. But as it was impossible to please every body, there appeared a pamphlet uhder the following title, '• The Character of Richard S le, Esq;, with some re
marks. By Toby, Abel's kinsnian ; or, according to Mr. Calairiy, A. F. & N. in a letter to his godfather.
Price 6d. " Now this pariiphlet was not written Toby, as triany people irhagined ; what induced then! to believe it was, they knew his uncle had been at the
charge bf teaching Hihi to translate FreWch and Dutch ; R3
by
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which in a year's time he did pretty well, and in a tolerable good style ; but for politics, he understood them no more than the Pestle and Mortar Apothe cary, or the Virtuoso Doctor, that- made it his busi|- ness to catch butterflies, and afterwards dissect them. The real author was Dr. Wagstaffe, Physician of St. Bartholomew's Hospital, a very ingenious, facetious, and pleasant gentleman, who was likewise author of that excellent piece, " A Comment upon the Hi-story of Tom Thumb. " —However, when Toby was asked whether he wrote Mr. Steele's character, he would shake his head, squint, and say nothing.
But now, having enjoyed a profound quiet for a
considerable time, poor Toby is called out once more to suffer. He had undertaken, to print and disperse a
pamphlet, entitled, "An English Merchant's Re marks upon a scandalous Jacobite Paper published in the Post-boy, under the name of a Memorial pre sented to the Chancery of Sweden, by the Resident of Great Britain. " It never could be learnt where Toby had the copy of this pamphlet ; and it died a se cret in his own breast. Though the government came
very artfully into the knowledge of the Printer and Publisher, they could never learn, by any art or stra
tagem, who was the Author of
those Remarks. ^
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When Toby was trudging about the town to disperse
this pamphlet, a friend of his asked / how
him, he durst
venture to do it ? 0, says Toby, disguise myself. Disguise yourself, replied the other. How ? By pul ling my perruque on one side, answered Toby, and
flopping my hat over my eyes. Well, it is certain, he did this for some days before the government knew any thing of it ; at last a pretended friend of Toby's, but employed underhand by those at the helm, came tptake a night's lodging with him ; and Toby coming home pretty much in drink, (for he was a great lover of strong liquor,) and taking his friend to be one of the same principles with himself, he made no scruple of telling' him in bed, that he handed that pamphlet to
the press. Thereupon the other asked him who printed it ; and Toby told him, the widow Beardwell. The next news heard was, that Mrs. Beardwell and Toby were taken into custody, upon the information of that very bedfellow of his, though the man always denied it. After a few days, the widow was admitted to bail, but poor Toby was continued in custody, be cause he would not tell where he had the copy ; and the messengers thought themselves sure of this point, if they could but make him drunk. They, therefore, tried the experiment, for Toby would be as drunk as
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they pleaS^dj but in his cups they cbuld get no more out of him than when be was- sbbfer, excepting, that he returtted into their laps part df the liquor, of which they bad been so liberal. Thus continuing bbstinatle and inflexible to the last, he was kept in custody si±
or seven months, at tbe expiration whereof ari aet bf indentnifiication' Came out, and Toby, taking advantage
of escaped otit of their hands.
Upcti Toft^^s being taken intb custody, his uricfe
and he p'Etttedf and poor Toby Was forced to fbr hiflffseifr So, to- get pentfy, rd% caused the dying speeehes pf Jiifetice Hall and Parspn' Paul, (two Pres ton rebels', hawged at TybUrn,) to be printed poni'- pously in a la'rge brPad sheet, with theii* effigies at top, curiously engi'SVed in chopper the design answered so
wel'l^ that Toby got a new suit of clothes by and
money in his- pocket; which last being in time pretty.
wdl' exhausted', and not knowing how to get more iri
an honest; way, Toby takes trip to CdveAtry, the
place of his nativity, where his father-iri-law,- farrier,
ga'Ve hiM'
him, whicli in shoirt time was launched under the
kind reception, and tobk little hoUsie fbr
name of Toby's €oj! fee-Ao««'se;- and here
T&by sold sttiong ale, coffee, and dramsj and entertained hi^
friends with his squints arid Conundrums.
Neither,
a a
a
a
a
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it,
a
it,
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to speak truth, did be want for encpuragenient, but fell at once into a very gppd train of bqsiness ; all the
of the city and cpiintry, (of the Tory party,) frequented his house, chiefly on account of his principles, but more particularly for his fidelity in standing to his text, and not discovering the author of the Swedish pamphlet above-mentioned ; and, observ
ing that poor Toby had no sign, they thought none so fit to hang at the dpor as his own sweet phiz, which they therefore desired Mr. Fry, who drew all their
ctures, to take upon a board of Toby's providing ; which he did accordingly, and hit his likeness so exactly, that he gained a great deal of reputation by it.
When Toby took his coffee-house, he Ukewise took a wife ; the object of his love was his father-in-law's housekeeper, who proved a very notable woman ; but he, like an imprudent man, drank hard.
His uncle generaUy went once a-year to visit him, but had the mortification to see him sometimes drink to excess. He advised him all he could against but to no purpose at last he said, once for all, to him,
Toby, find you have a mind to make your wife a widow soon will not speak to you any more about drinking, and so fare you well. As he said, so
gentlemen
it
it,
I
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proved, for about two months after, he departed this mortal life, of the distemper called the jaundice. So for' poor Toby there was finis.
Edward King died some time about 1796.
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^amejS :|^oro<
James Poro, the son of Paul Poro, was born at Genoa, in the year 1686, and was doomed, by one of the sports of Nature, to drag about with him a monstrous excrescence; which grew from his body,
of the form and feature of the human kind, which possessing an independent ani
mated nature to himself, was considered as a twin- brother, and was as such ' baptized by the name of Matthew. This unfortunate object made a show of himself, in London, in the year 1714, and was particularly noticed by Sir Hans Sloane, who caused
his portrait to be painted, which , is' still preserved in the Brirish Museum. The Rev. J. Greene, of Wilford, near Stratford-upon-Avon, gave an account in the Gentleman's Magazine, for October, 1777, of Lazarus Coloredo, a Gfenoese, who, in the reign of King Charles the First, was piibUcly exhibited for sight, with a much more perfect twin-brother than that of Pore's, •which Thomas Bartholine, an accu rate and judicious naturalist, of the seventeenth cen-
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tury, and royal professor of anatomy at Copenhagen, saw twice ; first at Copenhagen, when Coloredo was twenty-eight years of age; and afterwards at Basil, in Switzerland. Bartholine noticed this deviation of nature, and also gave a print of it in the first
volume of his " Historiarum Anatomicarum Rario- rum, I. et II. " dedicated to Frederick III. King Pf Denmark, printed at the Hague, in 1654. The " Gentleman's Magazine" contains an engraving of Coloredo, in the dress of the times, with a cloak and band, boots, spurs, and sword ; his breast open, with the monster hanging from him, whose head is
much larger than his own. In the " Philosophical
Transactions,*'
is a description of twin-sisters, Hun garians, who were publicly shown in London, about the year 1708, when they were about eight years
old. They were united behind, from the small of the back to the parting of the legs, so that when one went forward, the other went backward ; and when one stooped she Ufted the other from the ground.
They were very active, and one of them talked a good deal ; they had not the sense of feeling in common, any where but in the parts that Joined. They could read, write, and sing, very prettily ; they could also speak three languages, Hungarian,
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High and Low Dutch, and French : and while they were here, they learned English. Their faces were very beautiful, and they were well-shaped ; they Ibved each other with great tenderness, and one of them dying in her twenty-second year, the other did not long survive.
The portrait of Coloredo is engraved both Hollar and Marshall, and were probably given or sold to those persons whose curiosity led them to visit him, when in England, where he was publicly shown, as he was afterwards in Scotland. In the reign of James II. , Sir Thomas Grantham having purchased a negro in the West Indies, with an ex
crescence projecting frpm his breast like a child,
brought
the negroe having escaped, professing him. self a
christian, and being baptized, he claimed his habeas
him over to England, to exhibit him, but
when seized, and was allowed it. It does his native country.
corpus
not appear when Poro died, or whether he returned to
s2
by
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*
¦>'. -,
PRINCE George's cap woman.
" Amorigst the Females of a modern. Fame, Nan justly does our admiltation claim :
Some pebpliB yet her Sex cou'd never scan,
Five! Voyages she madealid^passed for Man ;
At Cudgel she mankind defies,
And with disoourseshe will them exercise ;
She hath two Kaces run, it is well known.
And won them both, as Luke at Bear will own.
But that so few her real sex yet knows,
Is one great sign she keeps her Leggs too close. Then at her skill, we need the less to wonder, Whoe'er would Conquer Nan, must keep her under.
From the above Unes, an inference is plain, that Nan was a fprnale, virago, the connterpart of Mary Frith, comnionly cailled Moll Cut-purse, Ann Mills,
Hannah SneU, and Other women ,of masculine habits and propensities. In what capacity, she made her five voyages, we are uninformed. ; but it is by no means unlikely, in a similarCway with her two co-
tempories, Mary Read and Anne Bbnny, the no torious female pirates. The Rev. Mark Noble
jp. c. . ^^. yi^
(Ptin. ce Georg-e's Cap-Wbmaji. )
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judged, from the appearance and occupation of
Nan, she was an harmless maniac,
suffered to go about with her wares, hats, and caps ; but that she was for a short time confined in Bedlam. In all probability, he formed his ideas on this woman's character, from the sight of an imperfect print wanting the descriptive lines, otherwise it is
not likely a reverend divine would construe cudgel- matches, foot-races, or sea-adventures, harmles recrea- tions for a female.
Her title of Cap woman to Prince George, (of
Denmark,) consort to Queen Anne, was doubtless of her own adoption.
that was
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[anne.
Sir: William Read was orie of those extraordi nary per'^ons, who, from the lowest stations in life, by their:own perseverance, achieve both fame and for tune ; he was originally a tailorj or a cPbler, and became progressively a mountebank, and a quack-doctor ; and
though he could not readj he could spell weU enough to ride in his pwn chariot,; and entertain his friends with the- greatest delicacies the season afforded, arid treat them with copiPus libations frotti golden vessels. Impudence is the great suppprt of the quack pro
fession, and of that Read had an uncommon share. A few scraps pf Latin, in his bills, made the igno rant suppose him to be wonderfully learned ; indeed, the very air of Oxford infused knpwledge into him, when he resided there, in his last profession ; and
in one bf his addresses, he, called upon the vice- chancellor, university, and the city, tp vouch for his cures, as indeed he did upon the good people of the three kingdoms. Blindness
vanished before him, and he even deigned to practice in other dis-
! IB. ^ril^lrlAM
'^^i^jiyi'vt. '.
RKAH, f Ocxnli st .
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tempers ; but he defied all competition as an oculist.
Queen Anne and George I. honored him with the
care of their eyes ; from which, one would have
thought
as dark as Taylor, his brother quack's coach-horses,
the rulers, like the ruled, wished to be
five of which were blind, because he exercised his skill upon animals that could not complain.
Read died at Rochester, May 24, 1715; and the next day was deposited in the cemetery of St. Ni cholas, in that city. After Queen Anne had knighted Read and Dr. Hans Sloane, Mr. Gwinnet sent the
lines, in a letter, to his beloved Mrs. Thomas :—
" The Queen, like heaven, shines equally on all,
Her favors now without aistinction fall ;
Great Read and slender Haniies, both knighted, show That none their honors sliall to merit owe.
That popish doctrine is exploded quite,
Or Ralph had been no diiKe,* and Read no knight.
following
That none may virtue or their learning plead, 1-'^ ii:'J7 Ki,^t iaSf,. read. '
This has no grace, and that can hardly
The most fortunate however of eye-doctors is the present Sir William Adami/^^erly a little apothecary
Ralph, Duke of Montagup.
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in Devonshire; but luckily taking to the study of the diseases of the eye, and making a few successful cures, has jumped over the heads of the first ocu lists of the present day ; his practical success is not diminished, by having married a lady of consi
derable fortune. He has, beside, been lucky enough to find a recipe for the cure of opthalmia, and suc ceeded in restoring to sight two and twenty old Greenwich pensioners, for which the governors of that hospital liberally made him a present of a piece of plate, valued at five hundred guineas.
ABEL
ROPER.
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^htl i^oper*
Abel Rope. r w'as born'af Atherston, in War wickshire, of parents not in the most flourishing cir cumstances, who, having many; children to prPvide
for, an uncle, who was a bookseller 'in London, took him home, and adopted him at; twelve years of age, and sent him to school. He. took very ready to learn ing, and is said to speak Greek by rote, when he did not understand Latin. He did not continue long at school,, being bound apprentice, at the age of fourteen, to his uncle, who then lived in Fleet-street, but died within a;year and a halfafter; when Abel was turned
over to Christopher 'Wilkinson, of the same trade, resident in the sairie street. . Afterheattained the age of twenty-one, he . received. 100/. ' Ieft;ham. by his
uncle, and the copy-rights of various- ; works, . worth much more ; and his prospects were further improved by marrying his last master's widow. He 'then. ' cbm- menced business, by taking one side of a saddler's shop, near Bell-yard, opposite the Middle Temple gate ; tut he afterwards' removed next door to the
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Devil tavern; — his sign was the "Black Dog. "— Those who had determined to expel James II. from the throne, fixed upon Roper as the distributor of pamphlets, written to pave the way for the revolution, in which he was indefatigable ; and was the original printer of the famous ballad of " Lillyburlero," after wards reprinted with a tune set by Richard Baldwin^
it sold . with wonderful rapidity. At length Abel thought it of little importance what he sold, so that he gained by it ; or whether it was subversive of religion, morals. , or the government. His unequalled impudence, and unmoved countenance, carried him through many difficulties with impunity. He pub lished the "Post-boy," in which he a,ttaeked the
Tories, and even the Whigs, just as he was hired. Swift, threatened to be revenged for his. abuse, though be bad joined in that of Marlborough, more hateful to h,im than even Roper or his "Post-boy," or any other of his writings. He published the. ribaldry , of Tom Brown, and UbeUed Lewis XIV- besides which, he Jampopned the, celebrated women of his. day, m "The
Auction. of Ladiea;" and thus exposed several young persona, especially tradesn^en'Si daughters* to ridicule and contempts The vignet,te affiled tp this pefiqdical
paper was, a black ram^ alluding tfi, tlie^ Wtellrk^aoJWf
when
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custom of frail matrons bestriditig that animal to Save their lands. But this Scandalous paper, to the credit of the publifc, did not extend to more than eight or nine numbers. The unwarrantable Ubertiies of his pen ofteri brbught <hiin into danger t tiis "News Letters ioto the Country," procured him a severe reprimand
from the Earl of Nottingham, secretary 'of state. He
was compelled to appear before Mr. Secretary TrUWi-
buU, for printing Mr. Southwell's play without
licence ; before Mr. Secretary Boyle, afterwards Lorti
Carlton, for some misdemeanour: ahd he Was sum
moned before the Lord-mayor and Court of Alder-
metl, for reflecting upon the " Society for the Refor mation of Manners. " He was afterwards prosecuted
for an obscene pamphlet, entitled " The Art of Cockoldom;" but a bribe saved hiiii fronl the sevfei i^ty of the daw ; though it fell upon hiiii for publishing Dr. Drake's work, who disowning Roper Was fbr a Shoit time in the custody of nilessenger. Tom Brown attempted to cane him, for publishing Dr. Kingston's attick upoii him; but end6d in box- ing*nnatch> when Abel beat Tomi. From enemies Ihey becianae friends^ and Tbift assisted hirn in his
" Auction of LadieSi"
a it
it.
a
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An obscure Frenchman, the quondam master of the " Post Man," a writer and translator of the lowest description, frcm an assistant, was at length taken into partnership by Roper, who would not change the title ofhis paper, but retained that ofthe "Post Boy. "
George Ridpath, a Scotchman, and editor of the " Flying Post," was tried at Guildhall, for inserting some scandalous reflections in his paper upon Queen Anne, but had not the temerity to wait in court till the jury brought in their verdict ; on the contrary, wisely retired ; nor stopped, when he was informed bf the result, till he found himself safe in Holland. Such were the editors of the " Post Boy," the " Post Man," and the " Flying Post. "
Abel Roper died in I716. It has been remarked of him, that "like many others of his brethren of the quill, he had an excellent talent at a specious lie, and
knew how to make vice of virtue, or virtue of vice,
according as they clashed or coincided with party. "
It was Roper that persuaded
graver) to erase the head of Cromwell in the eques
trian print of him, and to substitute that of the Prince of Orange, afterwards William III.
Faithorne (the en
his
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29i% Itencg Sh^ctttUvtlf
Henry , Sacheverel, . a mian whose . history;
affords ; a very striking exannple of the folly of party-
spirit,, was the son of Joshua Sacheverel, of Marl-
^Iprough,' clerk, who died rector of St. Peter^s chjurch,
in ^Marfbprough, leaving d numerous ; family,- in very
lowiicirdufnstances. By a . letter ;: to, him frpm ihiis
uncle, in 171 1, it . appears that he had a brother, named,Thpmas,. and'a sister, Susannah. ; Henry was
put to' schodl'at: Mariborough, ¦ at the ; of Mr. Edward Hearstj: apothecary,' whoi being his god
father, . adopted' hiiri as his son. Hearst's
bim afterwards to 'Magdalen College, Oxford. . .
Here he soon distinguished himself by a regularibbservation of the duties of the house, by his compositions, good manners, and genteel behaviour. ; quaUfications vyhich j:ecoirimended-him. to that society, of ^vbich he became fellow ; and, as a, public tutor, had the care of the edu- cation ofmost of the young gentlemen of quality and fortune that were admitted of the college ; and was
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and chamber-fellow with Addison, and one of his chief intimates till the time of his famous
trial.
Much has beelti said by Safcheverei's enemies of his
ingratitude to his relations, and of his turbulent beha viour at Oxford ; but these appear to have been ^oundless calumnies, circulated/ only by the spirit of party. . In his younger years he wtote some excellent
Latin poems, besides several ia the second and third volumes of the Musae Anglicanoej" ascribed to big pupils; and there is a good, one of some length in the second volume, under his own name, (transcribed from the Oxford collection, on Queen Mary's death, 1695^). He took the degree bf M. A. May; 16", 1 696 ; B. D. Feb. 4, 1707 ; D. D» July 1» IfOS. His first preferment was Carinock, or Cank, in the, bounty of Stafford. He was appointed/ preacher ofStiiSaviout's^ Southwark, iri 1705 ; and, while in this station^ preached his famous serriions J(at Derby, August 14-^ 1709, and at St. Paul's, November in the sanae year and, in one of thenii was supposed to point at Locd Godolphin, Under the name df . Vdlpotae. It 'has been suggested*, that to this circutnstance, as much as to tbe idoGtrines contained in his sermons, he Was indebted for his proseeution, and, eventually, for his
contemporary
;)
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preferment. Being itapeaclinsd by the Houae^f C&vsn^ mons, his trial began Februairy 37, 1709-10, and ooa- tinned unril the; asd of March, when, h© vwas senl- tejjced to assuspeusipn frjon^. preachj&g' foP'threei yeara, and his two sermons iordieredi to be; bunqt. This pro*- secutipn, however,. ovCT. threw the. ' mihibtiy, and kid the fojundation; of hisfbrtUnei! Toi Sir Simon : Hat'- court,. w^JO wasicounsel for him, he presented: a sdlver
bason, giltj with an elegant inscription, written pro bably by his friend Dr. Atterbury.
HiSi enemies triumphed;, yet dkred not venture abroad. He was. disgraced by the legislaturey. but
tens of thsousands bent as lowly before him as the Thibetians to the Grand I^^ia- He. went on a tour
of triurijphi tlirough the cosuntry; and was received with splendour and respectful pomp atieveiy place he
visited. Magistsratea,; in their f<E»rmalitiesi v^jelcomed him into their corporations ; and his griard of honour was^ frequently a thpuaa^ gentlemen' on horsebacki At Bridgenorth, he was met by Mr. CresweU, at the head;0f fourJthoHsand horse, and the same Bumbep of persons/ on foot, wearing white knots edged with gold, andsthree leavesi of gilt laurel in their hats. The hedges. ; for sevleral tmilea: were dressed' with >gi»landH
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offlowers, and the steeples covered with flags. In this manner he passed through Warwick, Birming ham, Bridgenorth, Ludlow, and Shrewsbury, on his
to his Welch living, with a cavalcade better suited to a prince than a priest. Ridiculous as this farce was, it did some good, as it kept up the respect due to the national church, by engaging the voice of
the people at large in its favour, and discouraging any attempts to lower or innovate upon in the smallest degree.
In the month that his suspension ended, he had the valuable rectory of St. Andrew's, Holborn, given him by the Queen and the House of Commons, his pro secutors, ordered him to preach before them, and thanked him for his discourse. At that time his repu tation was so high, that he was enabled to sell the first sermon (preached after his sentence expired on. Palm Sunday) for the sum of one hundred pounds and upwards of forty thousand copies, said, were soon sold.
way
We find, " Swift's Journal to Stella,"
22, 171 1-12, that he had also interest enough with the
ministry to provide very amply forone of his brothers
" they hated and
yet, as the dean had said befbre,
January
;.
by ;
it is
it,
;
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affected tP despise him. " A considerable estate at Callow, in Derbyshire, was soon after left to him by his kinsman, George Sacheverel, Esq. After this we
hear littie of him, except by quarrels with his parish
ioners. He died June 5, 1724 ; and, by his will,
bequeathed to Bishop Atterbury, then in exile, who
was supposed to have penned for him the defence he
made before the House of Peers, the sum of five hun dred pounds.
The Duchess of MarlborPiigh describes Sacheverel
as " an ignorant, impudent incendiary ; a man who
was the scorn even of those who made use of him as a
tool. "
insolent man, with a very small measure of religion,
virtue, learning, or ^ood sense ; hut he resolved to
force himself int<) ipopularity and ^eferment by the
most petulant railings at dissenter-S and low-church
men, in several seWspns and libels, written without
either chastenesS of style, or liveliness of expres sion. "
Whatever his character, it is evident he owed every thing to an injudicious prosecution, which defeated the purposes of those who instituted and for many
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it,
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years continued those prejudices in the pubUc mind,
which a wiser administration would,have been anxious . to dispel.
H^--^^. ^. . ^. . '-^^ ^'^ #,^^,ffi. ,v! =^s,>,^^, -N:^,immu. . u. ^,^:sss:;;^^s^ Jla^dffc^ . tvw^f
JANE
SCROISHAA\ .
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^mt Scctm0^atai
Jane Scrimshaw is no other way recbrd'ed, than
as having lived tb the advanced age ofone'huhdred and twenty-seven. She was the daughter' bf 'Mr. '
Thomas Scrimshaw, wpolstapler, and born in Ldndbbr in the parish of St. Mary-le-Bbw, Aprif 3, 1584'.
She was never married; and, when 'little rrioire than thirty years old, found a cPmfbrtable'asylum in MW-
chant Taylors' Alms-house, near Little Tower-hill'. ; Her portrait, which was taken in April,' 1711, at Alms-house, bears an inscription, deiiScribing her aar then in a good state of health. It appears, however, she was shortly after removed to Rosemary-lane Work house, where she 'died, December 25, the same year. Vexation, perhaps, in leaving 'the Alms-Chouse, where she-had resided ei'ghty years, might' havte 'accelerated
'
which must have passed immediately under her view, how many interesting particulars might have been recorded during* the reigns of eight sovereigns, Eliza- u2
—
her'death.
Had Jane Scrimshaw kept a diary of transactipris
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beth to Anne, That persons greatiy advanced in age
retain their health and faculties, is evident from prbofs
meet with. Mr. Noble saw a woman, named Boston, aged one hundred and six years, who had resided fifty years in the hospital at Temple-
Balsal, Warwickshire ; she was tall and upright, and, only a fortnight before her death, she had performed her usual Saturday's task, of carrying a pail of water, from a well at a considerable distance, to wash her rooms. He saw her in the last week of her life, when
she had in her hands a large water jug, complaining she was not so well as usual, and therefore could not carry the pail ; but she had used great exertion some day before, in walking several miles to visit a grand daughter, which had exhausted her strength.
Elizabeth Alexander, who resided many years in Han way-street, Tottenham-court-road, in the year 1810, when past the age of one hundred and eight, would, when walking in the street, if looked after,
quickly turn to observe if any part of her <^ess was in disorder, or accidentally soiled ; and frequently has; walked to Camden Town, a distance of nearly two miles, to visit some friends who resided there.
we daily
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, ¦ '. " ' if ¦¦-J ti-'. d^ .
John Tut oh in,, a ¦ passionate 'party-wriitep in the
reign of James 1 'levelled so many Of bis-politieal pieces against the person -and goverfflment of that
king, that, they d*iU not actually excke 'riebellioH,
promoted' that which broke out under the comnaand of the unfortunate ''James, Diuke of Monmouth on the suppression of which 'the S&verity' of punishment, under the direetiion df the infamous' Judge Jefferies, exceeded tl*at of any pre^dtng exam-f pie. Among the" many called to' ac^unt or, this- GceaSiotii was' Johri Tntchiri, who was ;bi>oaght{io trjal' for thci pubUcation- attd eirou-latiOri of seditious and'
inflammatory writings, 'tending to subvert the exiistirig' governments With such a. j^idge as Jeffbi'iesi,''arid' in
such times, look or nod to the Jury was sufficient and TutehiR was found guilty. He was, in conse-.
quence, sentenced to be whipped through market-towns in the West of England. Hi^ puniish- ment, on this occasion, was so very severe, that he even petitioned to be hanged but that was
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the implacable Jefferies, nor the vindictive James, could be brought to grant. At the death of James, Tutchin wrote an invective against his memory, with more asperity than even the severity of his sufferings could excuse. Tutchin was every way contemptible, both as a writer and as a man ; and yet, at the Revo lution, he considered himself not only as a persecuted patriot, . but as a genius worthy to celebrate and pro tect the sacred name of liberty :^— not deterred by
former punishments, he continued his political mania, and April 1, 1702, he produced a periodical work,
entitled " The Observator," which proceeded, unno ticed and despised, until 1703, when certain reflections appeared in some of his papers so obnoxious to the ministry that a proclamation was issued, offering. 100/. for apprehending him, 50/. for John How, the printer, and the same sum for Benjamin Bragg.
Tutchin attempted poetry as well as prose, and pub Ushed a volume of poems in 1685, together with a pastoral, entitled, "The Unfortunate Shepherd ;" but he suffered less in his reputation as a writer when he was whipped, than he did, on this miserable produc tion : for his genius did not soar higher than was necessary for the production of a common
ballad.
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His " Foreigners," pubUshed in the reign of WilUam III. produced the " True-born Englishman ;" and his other writings, in that of Queen Anne, contributed to change the ministry : thus we find, that
" Great events from little causes spring. "
Several of his writings were burnt in Dublin, by the hands of the common hangman ; — and, by his petulance and scurrility, he became so odious to the Tories, as to receive so severe a personal chastisement in August, 1707, that occasioned his death on the 23d of September following, in great distress, at his lodgings in the Mint, Southwark, where he had pro
bably retired to avoid arrests ; it being a privileged place, where persons, laying under pecuniary difficul ties, found a sanctuary against the persecution of clamorous creditors, as well as within the verge of the court under controul of the board of Green-cloth. *
• The privilege against arrest for debt, in the Mint, had ceased Ipng prior to the same taking effect, as to that of the verge of th^ court ; vrhere it continued in full force until within the last forty years.
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Iti Sbme Verses on his death he is called Captain Tutcrhin ; at the time of his death he Was but forty- four yeats ^f age.
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^of)n 'Faleritt^.
Valerius was born in fbe Upper Palatinate of
Germany, in the year
when bereaved of his parents and friends, by death, had no other means to depend on for a subsistence than the exhibition of his person. He had practiced many arts with his feet and toes, generally performed by the hands and fingers ; and necessity had brought them into such use, that he felt but little deficiency in the lack of arms and hands. He travelled into several countries, and, among others, visited England, and at London exhibited himself, and performed all his wonderful feats, from the year 1698-9 until 1705, as may J)e seen by the various specimens of his w'rit- ing, dated in the intermediate periods. — >
The portrait of this man, and his different postures and performances, was engraved and published by himself, in Holland, with Dutch inscriptions, and must have been productive of great advantages to
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1667, without arms ; and,
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Valerius, from the immense number of impressions taken from the plates, which appear, from some of
the copies extant, (though in any state rare to be met
with) to have been very much worn.
It was a common custom with the persons who
visited Valerius, to give him some gratuity for a specimen of his wriring ; and, on the back of his
portrait, which belonged to the late Sir William Mus grave, were four lines, written by Valerius with his toes.
The late Mr. Bindley, for upwards of forty years a commissioner of the stamp-office, was one of the greatest collectors of portraits of his time ; and, among other rare articles, possessed Valerius's book complete, with lines round the portrait (written by himself) in the same manner as that of Sir Wil
liam's.
Valerius wrote but very indifferently,
' compared
with Matthew Buckinger, whose performances in
and drawing were truly astonishing. A female of the. present time, (a Miss Biffin) that annually is to be seen at Bartholomew and other fairs round the metropolis, labouring under similar
'misfortune with Valerius, works with her toes neatly
writing
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at her needle, and is very ingenious in designing and cutting out patterns in paper. *
• A still more extraordinary person than either Valerius ot Miss Biffin, was William Kingston, who was born without arms or hands, and resided at Ditcheat, near Bristol, an account of whom is extracted from a letter sent to the Rev. Mr. Wesley, by a per son named Walton, dated Bristol, October 14, 1788.
" I went with a friend to visit this man, who highly entertained us at breakfast, by putting his half-naked foot upon the table as he sat, and carrying his tea and toast between his great and second toe to his mouth, with as much facility as if his foot had been a hand, and his toes fingers. I put half a sheet of paper upon the floor, with a pen and ink-horn : he threw off his shoes as he sat,^ took the ink-horn in the toes of his left foot, and held the pen in those of his right. He then wrote three lines, as well
as most ordinary writers, and as swiftly. He writes out all his own bills, and other accounts. He then shewed how he shaves himself with a razor in his toes, and how he combs his own hair. He can dress and undress himself, except buttoning his deaths. He feeds himself, and can bring both his meat or his broth to his mouth, by holding the fork or spoon in his toes. He cleans his own shoes; can clean the knives, light the fire, and do almost everybther domestic business as well as any other man. He can make his hen-coops. He is a farmer by occupation ; he can milk his own cows with his toes, and cut his own hay, bind it up in bundles,' and cari-y it about the field for his cattle. Last winter he had eight heifers constantly to fodder. The last summer he made all his own hay-ricks. He can do all the business of the hay-field (except mowing), as fast and as well, with ohly his feet, ¦ as others can with rakes and forks. He goes to the field and
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In the place of an arm, where the shoulder usually projects, in the body of Valerius appears the figure of a perfect thumb, and his chest, unlike most others of his sex and nature, exhibits the appearance of the
breast of a female. His face is, likewise, remarkably
feminine.
The very rare book of Valerius's postures con
tains sixteen prints, the first of which is his portrait, inscribed —
Brachys manibus que coptus orepidus que Laboret Sine Brachys born in Palatino.
London, March the 20th, 1698-9. Scriptumore John Valerij. "
catches his horse ; he saddles and bridles him with his feet and toes. Ifhe has a sheep among his flock that ails any thing, he can separate it from the rest, drive it into a corner, and catch it when nobody else can. He then examines and applies remedy
to it. He so strong in his teeth, that he can lift ten pecks of beans with them. He can throw great sledge-hammer as far
with his feet as other men can with their hands. In
can nearly do as much without, as others can with, their arms.
" He began the world with hen and chicken with the profit of these he purchased an ewe the sale of these procured him ragged colt (as he expressed and then abetter; after this he raised few sheep, and now occupies small farm. "
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PLATE II.
Valerius beating a drum, with an inscrip tion in Dutch, (which is likewise under each of the other prints) implying, that
" Whoever sees him perform this feat will be struck with astonishment and wonder. "
PLATE III. Playing at Cards and Dice.
" In the act of managing the cards and dice he
does not yield in dexterity to those who play with their hands. "
PLATE IV. Shaving Himself.
" No man who has the use of his hands would
ever think of the expedient of doing this office with his toes. "
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Standing
" In the science and art of defence, he manages his weapon with as much skill, adroitness, and
strength as his adversary. " PLATE VI.
on his left leg, balancing a chair with his right.
" The ease and power with which he elevates and supports the chair in the position he places it in, is
erect on his kft leg, holding a rapier between his great and second toe.
Standing
what many could do with the use of their
PLATE VII.
Balancing himself on a pedestal, and taking up a dice with his mouth.
" By the support of one foot, with the toes of the other, he takes up various dice, and, by the assist
ance of his teeth, he builds a little square three stories in height. "
tower
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PLATE VIII.
Laying at full length, with his head on the ground,
and recovering himself by the support of his left leg.
" The flexibility of his joints enabled him to
place
himself in most
extraordinary positions, and
his strength was sufficient to recover any posture at pleasure. "
PLATE IX.
Laying on his back, taking up a glass of liquor, and conveying it with his toes to his head.
" In addition to his powers in balancing his body,
it was truly wonderful to witness the ease and dex
terity with which he took a glass, filled to the brim
with wine, and conducted with his toes, to the top
of his head, and balancing the same without spilling drop. '*
PLATE X.
Balancing a glass of liquor on his forehead.
" This feat he performed in way similar to the former, with the exception of his laying extended at
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full length on a table, depending for support by the left leg. "
PLATE XI.
Standing on a stool, taking a glass of liquor from the ground with his mouth.
" Elevated near two feet from the floor, on a stool, with the greatest ease he bends his body, and catches the glass between his teeth, drinks the liquor, and turns the glass upside down. "
PLATE XII.
Seated on a stool, with both feet he conducts a glass of liquor to the top of his head.
" The amazing pliability of his joints rendered it a matter of the greatest ease to Valerius to do all the offices of the hands with his feet, and he could move them in every direction with the utmost facility.
riiessenger had n'b't decefived him, he vi^rbught Toby's
delive'rarice, by engaging to see him forth-coining wh^ri ^erit for, which he never was.
Some time after this, Toby being in haSte, and the evening dark, Mr. Evans, who was at that time under secretary to the lord^chanibferlain, and Toby happen ing to cortie in contact, unfortunately blundered against him, who, taking it for an assault, called at the lodge, in Whitehall, whei'e Toby was kept prisoner all night ; but the next mormng, his uncle, who was acquainted with Mr. Evans, wbnt and told him the misfortune of his kinsttian'S eye-sight, whereupon he was discharged without paying fees.
Sir Richard Steele was judged to be of great use to the public by his writings; particularly with regard to the dismantling and siiri^erider of Dunkirk, &c. But as it was impossible to please every body, there appeared a pamphlet uhder the following title, '• The Character of Richard S le, Esq;, with some re
marks. By Toby, Abel's kinsnian ; or, according to Mr. Calairiy, A. F. & N. in a letter to his godfather.
Price 6d. " Now this pariiphlet was not written Toby, as triany people irhagined ; what induced then! to believe it was, they knew his uncle had been at the
charge bf teaching Hihi to translate FreWch and Dutch ; R3
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which in a year's time he did pretty well, and in a tolerable good style ; but for politics, he understood them no more than the Pestle and Mortar Apothe cary, or the Virtuoso Doctor, that- made it his busi|- ness to catch butterflies, and afterwards dissect them. The real author was Dr. Wagstaffe, Physician of St. Bartholomew's Hospital, a very ingenious, facetious, and pleasant gentleman, who was likewise author of that excellent piece, " A Comment upon the Hi-story of Tom Thumb. " —However, when Toby was asked whether he wrote Mr. Steele's character, he would shake his head, squint, and say nothing.
But now, having enjoyed a profound quiet for a
considerable time, poor Toby is called out once more to suffer. He had undertaken, to print and disperse a
pamphlet, entitled, "An English Merchant's Re marks upon a scandalous Jacobite Paper published in the Post-boy, under the name of a Memorial pre sented to the Chancery of Sweden, by the Resident of Great Britain. " It never could be learnt where Toby had the copy of this pamphlet ; and it died a se cret in his own breast. Though the government came
very artfully into the knowledge of the Printer and Publisher, they could never learn, by any art or stra
tagem, who was the Author of
those Remarks. ^
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When Toby was trudging about the town to disperse
this pamphlet, a friend of his asked / how
him, he durst
venture to do it ? 0, says Toby, disguise myself. Disguise yourself, replied the other. How ? By pul ling my perruque on one side, answered Toby, and
flopping my hat over my eyes. Well, it is certain, he did this for some days before the government knew any thing of it ; at last a pretended friend of Toby's, but employed underhand by those at the helm, came tptake a night's lodging with him ; and Toby coming home pretty much in drink, (for he was a great lover of strong liquor,) and taking his friend to be one of the same principles with himself, he made no scruple of telling' him in bed, that he handed that pamphlet to
the press. Thereupon the other asked him who printed it ; and Toby told him, the widow Beardwell. The next news heard was, that Mrs. Beardwell and Toby were taken into custody, upon the information of that very bedfellow of his, though the man always denied it. After a few days, the widow was admitted to bail, but poor Toby was continued in custody, be cause he would not tell where he had the copy ; and the messengers thought themselves sure of this point, if they could but make him drunk. They, therefore, tried the experiment, for Toby would be as drunk as
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they pleaS^dj but in his cups they cbuld get no more out of him than when be was- sbbfer, excepting, that he returtted into their laps part df the liquor, of which they bad been so liberal. Thus continuing bbstinatle and inflexible to the last, he was kept in custody si±
or seven months, at tbe expiration whereof ari aet bf indentnifiication' Came out, and Toby, taking advantage
of escaped otit of their hands.
Upcti Toft^^s being taken intb custody, his uricfe
and he p'Etttedf and poor Toby Was forced to fbr hiflffseifr So, to- get pentfy, rd% caused the dying speeehes pf Jiifetice Hall and Parspn' Paul, (two Pres ton rebels', hawged at TybUrn,) to be printed poni'- pously in a la'rge brPad sheet, with theii* effigies at top, curiously engi'SVed in chopper the design answered so
wel'l^ that Toby got a new suit of clothes by and
money in his- pocket; which last being in time pretty.
wdl' exhausted', and not knowing how to get more iri
an honest; way, Toby takes trip to CdveAtry, the
place of his nativity, where his father-iri-law,- farrier,
ga'Ve hiM'
him, whicli in shoirt time was launched under the
kind reception, and tobk little hoUsie fbr
name of Toby's €oj! fee-Ao««'se;- and here
T&by sold sttiong ale, coffee, and dramsj and entertained hi^
friends with his squints arid Conundrums.
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to speak truth, did be want for encpuragenient, but fell at once into a very gppd train of bqsiness ; all the
of the city and cpiintry, (of the Tory party,) frequented his house, chiefly on account of his principles, but more particularly for his fidelity in standing to his text, and not discovering the author of the Swedish pamphlet above-mentioned ; and, observ
ing that poor Toby had no sign, they thought none so fit to hang at the dpor as his own sweet phiz, which they therefore desired Mr. Fry, who drew all their
ctures, to take upon a board of Toby's providing ; which he did accordingly, and hit his likeness so exactly, that he gained a great deal of reputation by it.
When Toby took his coffee-house, he Ukewise took a wife ; the object of his love was his father-in-law's housekeeper, who proved a very notable woman ; but he, like an imprudent man, drank hard.
His uncle generaUy went once a-year to visit him, but had the mortification to see him sometimes drink to excess. He advised him all he could against but to no purpose at last he said, once for all, to him,
Toby, find you have a mind to make your wife a widow soon will not speak to you any more about drinking, and so fare you well. As he said, so
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proved, for about two months after, he departed this mortal life, of the distemper called the jaundice. So for' poor Toby there was finis.
Edward King died some time about 1796.
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^amejS :|^oro<
James Poro, the son of Paul Poro, was born at Genoa, in the year 1686, and was doomed, by one of the sports of Nature, to drag about with him a monstrous excrescence; which grew from his body,
of the form and feature of the human kind, which possessing an independent ani
mated nature to himself, was considered as a twin- brother, and was as such ' baptized by the name of Matthew. This unfortunate object made a show of himself, in London, in the year 1714, and was particularly noticed by Sir Hans Sloane, who caused
his portrait to be painted, which , is' still preserved in the Brirish Museum. The Rev. J. Greene, of Wilford, near Stratford-upon-Avon, gave an account in the Gentleman's Magazine, for October, 1777, of Lazarus Coloredo, a Gfenoese, who, in the reign of King Charles the First, was piibUcly exhibited for sight, with a much more perfect twin-brother than that of Pore's, •which Thomas Bartholine, an accu rate and judicious naturalist, of the seventeenth cen-
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tury, and royal professor of anatomy at Copenhagen, saw twice ; first at Copenhagen, when Coloredo was twenty-eight years of age; and afterwards at Basil, in Switzerland. Bartholine noticed this deviation of nature, and also gave a print of it in the first
volume of his " Historiarum Anatomicarum Rario- rum, I. et II. " dedicated to Frederick III. King Pf Denmark, printed at the Hague, in 1654. The " Gentleman's Magazine" contains an engraving of Coloredo, in the dress of the times, with a cloak and band, boots, spurs, and sword ; his breast open, with the monster hanging from him, whose head is
much larger than his own. In the " Philosophical
Transactions,*'
is a description of twin-sisters, Hun garians, who were publicly shown in London, about the year 1708, when they were about eight years
old. They were united behind, from the small of the back to the parting of the legs, so that when one went forward, the other went backward ; and when one stooped she Ufted the other from the ground.
They were very active, and one of them talked a good deal ; they had not the sense of feeling in common, any where but in the parts that Joined. They could read, write, and sing, very prettily ; they could also speak three languages, Hungarian,
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High and Low Dutch, and French : and while they were here, they learned English. Their faces were very beautiful, and they were well-shaped ; they Ibved each other with great tenderness, and one of them dying in her twenty-second year, the other did not long survive.
The portrait of Coloredo is engraved both Hollar and Marshall, and were probably given or sold to those persons whose curiosity led them to visit him, when in England, where he was publicly shown, as he was afterwards in Scotland. In the reign of James II. , Sir Thomas Grantham having purchased a negro in the West Indies, with an ex
crescence projecting frpm his breast like a child,
brought
the negroe having escaped, professing him. self a
christian, and being baptized, he claimed his habeas
him over to England, to exhibit him, but
when seized, and was allowed it. It does his native country.
corpus
not appear when Poro died, or whether he returned to
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PRINCE George's cap woman.
" Amorigst the Females of a modern. Fame, Nan justly does our admiltation claim :
Some pebpliB yet her Sex cou'd never scan,
Five! Voyages she madealid^passed for Man ;
At Cudgel she mankind defies,
And with disoourseshe will them exercise ;
She hath two Kaces run, it is well known.
And won them both, as Luke at Bear will own.
But that so few her real sex yet knows,
Is one great sign she keeps her Leggs too close. Then at her skill, we need the less to wonder, Whoe'er would Conquer Nan, must keep her under.
From the above Unes, an inference is plain, that Nan was a fprnale, virago, the connterpart of Mary Frith, comnionly cailled Moll Cut-purse, Ann Mills,
Hannah SneU, and Other women ,of masculine habits and propensities. In what capacity, she made her five voyages, we are uninformed. ; but it is by no means unlikely, in a similarCway with her two co-
tempories, Mary Read and Anne Bbnny, the no torious female pirates. The Rev. Mark Noble
jp. c. . ^^. yi^
(Ptin. ce Georg-e's Cap-Wbmaji. )
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judged, from the appearance and occupation of
Nan, she was an harmless maniac,
suffered to go about with her wares, hats, and caps ; but that she was for a short time confined in Bedlam. In all probability, he formed his ideas on this woman's character, from the sight of an imperfect print wanting the descriptive lines, otherwise it is
not likely a reverend divine would construe cudgel- matches, foot-races, or sea-adventures, harmles recrea- tions for a female.
Her title of Cap woman to Prince George, (of
Denmark,) consort to Queen Anne, was doubtless of her own adoption.
that was
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Sir: William Read was orie of those extraordi nary per'^ons, who, from the lowest stations in life, by their:own perseverance, achieve both fame and for tune ; he was originally a tailorj or a cPbler, and became progressively a mountebank, and a quack-doctor ; and
though he could not readj he could spell weU enough to ride in his pwn chariot,; and entertain his friends with the- greatest delicacies the season afforded, arid treat them with copiPus libations frotti golden vessels. Impudence is the great suppprt of the quack pro
fession, and of that Read had an uncommon share. A few scraps pf Latin, in his bills, made the igno rant suppose him to be wonderfully learned ; indeed, the very air of Oxford infused knpwledge into him, when he resided there, in his last profession ; and
in one bf his addresses, he, called upon the vice- chancellor, university, and the city, tp vouch for his cures, as indeed he did upon the good people of the three kingdoms. Blindness
vanished before him, and he even deigned to practice in other dis-
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tempers ; but he defied all competition as an oculist.
Queen Anne and George I. honored him with the
care of their eyes ; from which, one would have
thought
as dark as Taylor, his brother quack's coach-horses,
the rulers, like the ruled, wished to be
five of which were blind, because he exercised his skill upon animals that could not complain.
Read died at Rochester, May 24, 1715; and the next day was deposited in the cemetery of St. Ni cholas, in that city. After Queen Anne had knighted Read and Dr. Hans Sloane, Mr. Gwinnet sent the
lines, in a letter, to his beloved Mrs. Thomas :—
" The Queen, like heaven, shines equally on all,
Her favors now without aistinction fall ;
Great Read and slender Haniies, both knighted, show That none their honors sliall to merit owe.
That popish doctrine is exploded quite,
Or Ralph had been no diiKe,* and Read no knight.
following
That none may virtue or their learning plead, 1-'^ ii:'J7 Ki,^t iaSf,. read. '
This has no grace, and that can hardly
The most fortunate however of eye-doctors is the present Sir William Adami/^^erly a little apothecary
Ralph, Duke of Montagup.
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in Devonshire; but luckily taking to the study of the diseases of the eye, and making a few successful cures, has jumped over the heads of the first ocu lists of the present day ; his practical success is not diminished, by having married a lady of consi
derable fortune. He has, beside, been lucky enough to find a recipe for the cure of opthalmia, and suc ceeded in restoring to sight two and twenty old Greenwich pensioners, for which the governors of that hospital liberally made him a present of a piece of plate, valued at five hundred guineas.
ABEL
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^htl i^oper*
Abel Rope. r w'as born'af Atherston, in War wickshire, of parents not in the most flourishing cir cumstances, who, having many; children to prPvide
for, an uncle, who was a bookseller 'in London, took him home, and adopted him at; twelve years of age, and sent him to school. He. took very ready to learn ing, and is said to speak Greek by rote, when he did not understand Latin. He did not continue long at school,, being bound apprentice, at the age of fourteen, to his uncle, who then lived in Fleet-street, but died within a;year and a halfafter; when Abel was turned
over to Christopher 'Wilkinson, of the same trade, resident in the sairie street. . Afterheattained the age of twenty-one, he . received. 100/. ' Ieft;ham. by his
uncle, and the copy-rights of various- ; works, . worth much more ; and his prospects were further improved by marrying his last master's widow. He 'then. ' cbm- menced business, by taking one side of a saddler's shop, near Bell-yard, opposite the Middle Temple gate ; tut he afterwards' removed next door to the
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Devil tavern; — his sign was the "Black Dog. "— Those who had determined to expel James II. from the throne, fixed upon Roper as the distributor of pamphlets, written to pave the way for the revolution, in which he was indefatigable ; and was the original printer of the famous ballad of " Lillyburlero," after wards reprinted with a tune set by Richard Baldwin^
it sold . with wonderful rapidity. At length Abel thought it of little importance what he sold, so that he gained by it ; or whether it was subversive of religion, morals. , or the government. His unequalled impudence, and unmoved countenance, carried him through many difficulties with impunity. He pub lished the "Post-boy," in which he a,ttaeked the
Tories, and even the Whigs, just as he was hired. Swift, threatened to be revenged for his. abuse, though be bad joined in that of Marlborough, more hateful to h,im than even Roper or his "Post-boy," or any other of his writings. He published the. ribaldry , of Tom Brown, and UbeUed Lewis XIV- besides which, he Jampopned the, celebrated women of his. day, m "The
Auction. of Ladiea;" and thus exposed several young persona, especially tradesn^en'Si daughters* to ridicule and contempts The vignet,te affiled tp this pefiqdical
paper was, a black ram^ alluding tfi, tlie^ Wtellrk^aoJWf
when
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custom of frail matrons bestriditig that animal to Save their lands. But this Scandalous paper, to the credit of the publifc, did not extend to more than eight or nine numbers. The unwarrantable Ubertiies of his pen ofteri brbught <hiin into danger t tiis "News Letters ioto the Country," procured him a severe reprimand
from the Earl of Nottingham, secretary 'of state. He
was compelled to appear before Mr. Secretary TrUWi-
buU, for printing Mr. Southwell's play without
licence ; before Mr. Secretary Boyle, afterwards Lorti
Carlton, for some misdemeanour: ahd he Was sum
moned before the Lord-mayor and Court of Alder-
metl, for reflecting upon the " Society for the Refor mation of Manners. " He was afterwards prosecuted
for an obscene pamphlet, entitled " The Art of Cockoldom;" but a bribe saved hiiii fronl the sevfei i^ty of the daw ; though it fell upon hiiii for publishing Dr. Drake's work, who disowning Roper Was fbr a Shoit time in the custody of nilessenger. Tom Brown attempted to cane him, for publishing Dr. Kingston's attick upoii him; but end6d in box- ing*nnatch> when Abel beat Tomi. From enemies Ihey becianae friends^ and Tbift assisted hirn in his
" Auction of LadieSi"
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An obscure Frenchman, the quondam master of the " Post Man," a writer and translator of the lowest description, frcm an assistant, was at length taken into partnership by Roper, who would not change the title ofhis paper, but retained that ofthe "Post Boy. "
George Ridpath, a Scotchman, and editor of the " Flying Post," was tried at Guildhall, for inserting some scandalous reflections in his paper upon Queen Anne, but had not the temerity to wait in court till the jury brought in their verdict ; on the contrary, wisely retired ; nor stopped, when he was informed bf the result, till he found himself safe in Holland. Such were the editors of the " Post Boy," the " Post Man," and the " Flying Post. "
Abel Roper died in I716. It has been remarked of him, that "like many others of his brethren of the quill, he had an excellent talent at a specious lie, and
knew how to make vice of virtue, or virtue of vice,
according as they clashed or coincided with party. "
It was Roper that persuaded
graver) to erase the head of Cromwell in the eques
trian print of him, and to substitute that of the Prince of Orange, afterwards William III.
Faithorne (the en
his
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29i% Itencg Sh^ctttUvtlf
Henry , Sacheverel, . a mian whose . history;
affords ; a very striking exannple of the folly of party-
spirit,, was the son of Joshua Sacheverel, of Marl-
^Iprough,' clerk, who died rector of St. Peter^s chjurch,
in ^Marfbprough, leaving d numerous ; family,- in very
lowiicirdufnstances. By a . letter ;: to, him frpm ihiis
uncle, in 171 1, it . appears that he had a brother, named,Thpmas,. and'a sister, Susannah. ; Henry was
put to' schodl'at: Mariborough, ¦ at the ; of Mr. Edward Hearstj: apothecary,' whoi being his god
father, . adopted' hiiri as his son. Hearst's
bim afterwards to 'Magdalen College, Oxford. . .
Here he soon distinguished himself by a regularibbservation of the duties of the house, by his compositions, good manners, and genteel behaviour. ; quaUfications vyhich j:ecoirimended-him. to that society, of ^vbich he became fellow ; and, as a, public tutor, had the care of the edu- cation ofmost of the young gentlemen of quality and fortune that were admitted of the college ; and was
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and chamber-fellow with Addison, and one of his chief intimates till the time of his famous
trial.
Much has beelti said by Safcheverei's enemies of his
ingratitude to his relations, and of his turbulent beha viour at Oxford ; but these appear to have been ^oundless calumnies, circulated/ only by the spirit of party. . In his younger years he wtote some excellent
Latin poems, besides several ia the second and third volumes of the Musae Anglicanoej" ascribed to big pupils; and there is a good, one of some length in the second volume, under his own name, (transcribed from the Oxford collection, on Queen Mary's death, 1695^). He took the degree bf M. A. May; 16", 1 696 ; B. D. Feb. 4, 1707 ; D. D» July 1» IfOS. His first preferment was Carinock, or Cank, in the, bounty of Stafford. He was appointed/ preacher ofStiiSaviout's^ Southwark, iri 1705 ; and, while in this station^ preached his famous serriions J(at Derby, August 14-^ 1709, and at St. Paul's, November in the sanae year and, in one of thenii was supposed to point at Locd Godolphin, Under the name df . Vdlpotae. It 'has been suggested*, that to this circutnstance, as much as to tbe idoGtrines contained in his sermons, he Was indebted for his proseeution, and, eventually, for his
contemporary
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preferment. Being itapeaclinsd by the Houae^f C&vsn^ mons, his trial began Februairy 37, 1709-10, and ooa- tinned unril the; asd of March, when, h© vwas senl- tejjced to assuspeusipn frjon^. preachj&g' foP'threei yeara, and his two sermons iordieredi to be; bunqt. This pro*- secutipn, however,. ovCT. threw the. ' mihibtiy, and kid the fojundation; of hisfbrtUnei! Toi Sir Simon : Hat'- court,. w^JO wasicounsel for him, he presented: a sdlver
bason, giltj with an elegant inscription, written pro bably by his friend Dr. Atterbury.
HiSi enemies triumphed;, yet dkred not venture abroad. He was. disgraced by the legislaturey. but
tens of thsousands bent as lowly before him as the Thibetians to the Grand I^^ia- He. went on a tour
of triurijphi tlirough the cosuntry; and was received with splendour and respectful pomp atieveiy place he
visited. Magistsratea,; in their f<E»rmalitiesi v^jelcomed him into their corporations ; and his griard of honour was^ frequently a thpuaa^ gentlemen' on horsebacki At Bridgenorth, he was met by Mr. CresweU, at the head;0f fourJthoHsand horse, and the same Bumbep of persons/ on foot, wearing white knots edged with gold, andsthree leavesi of gilt laurel in their hats. The hedges. ; for sevleral tmilea: were dressed' with >gi»landH
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offlowers, and the steeples covered with flags. In this manner he passed through Warwick, Birming ham, Bridgenorth, Ludlow, and Shrewsbury, on his
to his Welch living, with a cavalcade better suited to a prince than a priest. Ridiculous as this farce was, it did some good, as it kept up the respect due to the national church, by engaging the voice of
the people at large in its favour, and discouraging any attempts to lower or innovate upon in the smallest degree.
In the month that his suspension ended, he had the valuable rectory of St. Andrew's, Holborn, given him by the Queen and the House of Commons, his pro secutors, ordered him to preach before them, and thanked him for his discourse. At that time his repu tation was so high, that he was enabled to sell the first sermon (preached after his sentence expired on. Palm Sunday) for the sum of one hundred pounds and upwards of forty thousand copies, said, were soon sold.
way
We find, " Swift's Journal to Stella,"
22, 171 1-12, that he had also interest enough with the
ministry to provide very amply forone of his brothers
" they hated and
yet, as the dean had said befbre,
January
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affected tP despise him. " A considerable estate at Callow, in Derbyshire, was soon after left to him by his kinsman, George Sacheverel, Esq. After this we
hear littie of him, except by quarrels with his parish
ioners. He died June 5, 1724 ; and, by his will,
bequeathed to Bishop Atterbury, then in exile, who
was supposed to have penned for him the defence he
made before the House of Peers, the sum of five hun dred pounds.
The Duchess of MarlborPiigh describes Sacheverel
as " an ignorant, impudent incendiary ; a man who
was the scorn even of those who made use of him as a
tool. "
insolent man, with a very small measure of religion,
virtue, learning, or ^ood sense ; hut he resolved to
force himself int<) ipopularity and ^eferment by the
most petulant railings at dissenter-S and low-church
men, in several seWspns and libels, written without
either chastenesS of style, or liveliness of expres sion. "
Whatever his character, it is evident he owed every thing to an injudicious prosecution, which defeated the purposes of those who instituted and for many
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And, Bishop Burnet says^ "he was a bold,
it,
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years continued those prejudices in the pubUc mind,
which a wiser administration would,have been anxious . to dispel.
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JANE
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^mt Scctm0^atai
Jane Scrimshaw is no other way recbrd'ed, than
as having lived tb the advanced age ofone'huhdred and twenty-seven. She was the daughter' bf 'Mr. '
Thomas Scrimshaw, wpolstapler, and born in Ldndbbr in the parish of St. Mary-le-Bbw, Aprif 3, 1584'.
She was never married; and, when 'little rrioire than thirty years old, found a cPmfbrtable'asylum in MW-
chant Taylors' Alms-house, near Little Tower-hill'. ; Her portrait, which was taken in April,' 1711, at Alms-house, bears an inscription, deiiScribing her aar then in a good state of health. It appears, however, she was shortly after removed to Rosemary-lane Work house, where she 'died, December 25, the same year. Vexation, perhaps, in leaving 'the Alms-Chouse, where she-had resided ei'ghty years, might' havte 'accelerated
'
which must have passed immediately under her view, how many interesting particulars might have been recorded during* the reigns of eight sovereigns, Eliza- u2
—
her'death.
Had Jane Scrimshaw kept a diary of transactipris
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beth to Anne, That persons greatiy advanced in age
retain their health and faculties, is evident from prbofs
meet with. Mr. Noble saw a woman, named Boston, aged one hundred and six years, who had resided fifty years in the hospital at Temple-
Balsal, Warwickshire ; she was tall and upright, and, only a fortnight before her death, she had performed her usual Saturday's task, of carrying a pail of water, from a well at a considerable distance, to wash her rooms. He saw her in the last week of her life, when
she had in her hands a large water jug, complaining she was not so well as usual, and therefore could not carry the pail ; but she had used great exertion some day before, in walking several miles to visit a grand daughter, which had exhausted her strength.
Elizabeth Alexander, who resided many years in Han way-street, Tottenham-court-road, in the year 1810, when past the age of one hundred and eight, would, when walking in the street, if looked after,
quickly turn to observe if any part of her <^ess was in disorder, or accidentally soiled ; and frequently has; walked to Camden Town, a distance of nearly two miles, to visit some friends who resided there.
we daily
JOHN TUT CHIN.
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, ¦ '. " ' if ¦¦-J ti-'. d^ .
John Tut oh in,, a ¦ passionate 'party-wriitep in the
reign of James 1 'levelled so many Of bis-politieal pieces against the person -and goverfflment of that
king, that, they d*iU not actually excke 'riebellioH,
promoted' that which broke out under the comnaand of the unfortunate ''James, Diuke of Monmouth on the suppression of which 'the S&verity' of punishment, under the direetiion df the infamous' Judge Jefferies, exceeded tl*at of any pre^dtng exam-f pie. Among the" many called to' ac^unt or, this- GceaSiotii was' Johri Tntchiri, who was ;bi>oaght{io trjal' for thci pubUcation- attd eirou-latiOri of seditious and'
inflammatory writings, 'tending to subvert the exiistirig' governments With such a. j^idge as Jeffbi'iesi,''arid' in
such times, look or nod to the Jury was sufficient and TutehiR was found guilty. He was, in conse-.
quence, sentenced to be whipped through market-towns in the West of England. Hi^ puniish- ment, on this occasion, was so very severe, that he even petitioned to be hanged but that was
considerably
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the implacable Jefferies, nor the vindictive James, could be brought to grant. At the death of James, Tutchin wrote an invective against his memory, with more asperity than even the severity of his sufferings could excuse. Tutchin was every way contemptible, both as a writer and as a man ; and yet, at the Revo lution, he considered himself not only as a persecuted patriot, . but as a genius worthy to celebrate and pro tect the sacred name of liberty :^— not deterred by
former punishments, he continued his political mania, and April 1, 1702, he produced a periodical work,
entitled " The Observator," which proceeded, unno ticed and despised, until 1703, when certain reflections appeared in some of his papers so obnoxious to the ministry that a proclamation was issued, offering. 100/. for apprehending him, 50/. for John How, the printer, and the same sum for Benjamin Bragg.
Tutchin attempted poetry as well as prose, and pub Ushed a volume of poems in 1685, together with a pastoral, entitled, "The Unfortunate Shepherd ;" but he suffered less in his reputation as a writer when he was whipped, than he did, on this miserable produc tion : for his genius did not soar higher than was necessary for the production of a common
ballad.
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His " Foreigners," pubUshed in the reign of WilUam III. produced the " True-born Englishman ;" and his other writings, in that of Queen Anne, contributed to change the ministry : thus we find, that
" Great events from little causes spring. "
Several of his writings were burnt in Dublin, by the hands of the common hangman ; — and, by his petulance and scurrility, he became so odious to the Tories, as to receive so severe a personal chastisement in August, 1707, that occasioned his death on the 23d of September following, in great distress, at his lodgings in the Mint, Southwark, where he had pro
bably retired to avoid arrests ; it being a privileged place, where persons, laying under pecuniary difficul ties, found a sanctuary against the persecution of clamorous creditors, as well as within the verge of the court under controul of the board of Green-cloth. *
• The privilege against arrest for debt, in the Mint, had ceased Ipng prior to the same taking effect, as to that of the verge of th^ court ; vrhere it continued in full force until within the last forty years.
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Iti Sbme Verses on his death he is called Captain Tutcrhin ; at the time of his death he Was but forty- four yeats ^f age.
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^of)n 'Faleritt^.
Valerius was born in fbe Upper Palatinate of
Germany, in the year
when bereaved of his parents and friends, by death, had no other means to depend on for a subsistence than the exhibition of his person. He had practiced many arts with his feet and toes, generally performed by the hands and fingers ; and necessity had brought them into such use, that he felt but little deficiency in the lack of arms and hands. He travelled into several countries, and, among others, visited England, and at London exhibited himself, and performed all his wonderful feats, from the year 1698-9 until 1705, as may J)e seen by the various specimens of his w'rit- ing, dated in the intermediate periods. — >
The portrait of this man, and his different postures and performances, was engraved and published by himself, in Holland, with Dutch inscriptions, and must have been productive of great advantages to
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1667, without arms ; and,
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Valerius, from the immense number of impressions taken from the plates, which appear, from some of
the copies extant, (though in any state rare to be met
with) to have been very much worn.
It was a common custom with the persons who
visited Valerius, to give him some gratuity for a specimen of his wriring ; and, on the back of his
portrait, which belonged to the late Sir William Mus grave, were four lines, written by Valerius with his toes.
The late Mr. Bindley, for upwards of forty years a commissioner of the stamp-office, was one of the greatest collectors of portraits of his time ; and, among other rare articles, possessed Valerius's book complete, with lines round the portrait (written by himself) in the same manner as that of Sir Wil
liam's.
Valerius wrote but very indifferently,
' compared
with Matthew Buckinger, whose performances in
and drawing were truly astonishing. A female of the. present time, (a Miss Biffin) that annually is to be seen at Bartholomew and other fairs round the metropolis, labouring under similar
'misfortune with Valerius, works with her toes neatly
writing
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REMARKABLE PERSONS. 155
at her needle, and is very ingenious in designing and cutting out patterns in paper. *
• A still more extraordinary person than either Valerius ot Miss Biffin, was William Kingston, who was born without arms or hands, and resided at Ditcheat, near Bristol, an account of whom is extracted from a letter sent to the Rev. Mr. Wesley, by a per son named Walton, dated Bristol, October 14, 1788.
" I went with a friend to visit this man, who highly entertained us at breakfast, by putting his half-naked foot upon the table as he sat, and carrying his tea and toast between his great and second toe to his mouth, with as much facility as if his foot had been a hand, and his toes fingers. I put half a sheet of paper upon the floor, with a pen and ink-horn : he threw off his shoes as he sat,^ took the ink-horn in the toes of his left foot, and held the pen in those of his right. He then wrote three lines, as well
as most ordinary writers, and as swiftly. He writes out all his own bills, and other accounts. He then shewed how he shaves himself with a razor in his toes, and how he combs his own hair. He can dress and undress himself, except buttoning his deaths. He feeds himself, and can bring both his meat or his broth to his mouth, by holding the fork or spoon in his toes. He cleans his own shoes; can clean the knives, light the fire, and do almost everybther domestic business as well as any other man. He can make his hen-coops. He is a farmer by occupation ; he can milk his own cows with his toes, and cut his own hay, bind it up in bundles,' and cari-y it about the field for his cattle. Last winter he had eight heifers constantly to fodder. The last summer he made all his own hay-ricks. He can do all the business of the hay-field (except mowing), as fast and as well, with ohly his feet, ¦ as others can with rakes and forks. He goes to the field and
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In the place of an arm, where the shoulder usually projects, in the body of Valerius appears the figure of a perfect thumb, and his chest, unlike most others of his sex and nature, exhibits the appearance of the
breast of a female. His face is, likewise, remarkably
feminine.
The very rare book of Valerius's postures con
tains sixteen prints, the first of which is his portrait, inscribed —
Brachys manibus que coptus orepidus que Laboret Sine Brachys born in Palatino.
London, March the 20th, 1698-9. Scriptumore John Valerij. "
catches his horse ; he saddles and bridles him with his feet and toes. Ifhe has a sheep among his flock that ails any thing, he can separate it from the rest, drive it into a corner, and catch it when nobody else can. He then examines and applies remedy
to it. He so strong in his teeth, that he can lift ten pecks of beans with them. He can throw great sledge-hammer as far
with his feet as other men can with their hands. In
can nearly do as much without, as others can with, their arms.
" He began the world with hen and chicken with the profit of these he purchased an ewe the sale of these procured him ragged colt (as he expressed and then abetter; after this he raised few sheep, and now occupies small farm. "
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PLATE II.
Valerius beating a drum, with an inscrip tion in Dutch, (which is likewise under each of the other prints) implying, that
" Whoever sees him perform this feat will be struck with astonishment and wonder. "
PLATE III. Playing at Cards and Dice.
" In the act of managing the cards and dice he
does not yield in dexterity to those who play with their hands. "
PLATE IV. Shaving Himself.
" No man who has the use of his hands would
ever think of the expedient of doing this office with his toes. "
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beyond
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Standing
" In the science and art of defence, he manages his weapon with as much skill, adroitness, and
strength as his adversary. " PLATE VI.
on his left leg, balancing a chair with his right.
" The ease and power with which he elevates and supports the chair in the position he places it in, is
erect on his kft leg, holding a rapier between his great and second toe.
Standing
what many could do with the use of their
PLATE VII.
Balancing himself on a pedestal, and taking up a dice with his mouth.
" By the support of one foot, with the toes of the other, he takes up various dice, and, by the assist
ance of his teeth, he builds a little square three stories in height. "
tower
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PLATE VIII.
Laying at full length, with his head on the ground,
and recovering himself by the support of his left leg.
" The flexibility of his joints enabled him to
place
himself in most
extraordinary positions, and
his strength was sufficient to recover any posture at pleasure. "
PLATE IX.
Laying on his back, taking up a glass of liquor, and conveying it with his toes to his head.
" In addition to his powers in balancing his body,
it was truly wonderful to witness the ease and dex
terity with which he took a glass, filled to the brim
with wine, and conducted with his toes, to the top
of his head, and balancing the same without spilling drop. '*
PLATE X.
Balancing a glass of liquor on his forehead.
" This feat he performed in way similar to the former, with the exception of his laying extended at
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full length on a table, depending for support by the left leg. "
PLATE XI.
Standing on a stool, taking a glass of liquor from the ground with his mouth.
" Elevated near two feet from the floor, on a stool, with the greatest ease he bends his body, and catches the glass between his teeth, drinks the liquor, and turns the glass upside down. "
PLATE XII.
Seated on a stool, with both feet he conducts a glass of liquor to the top of his head.
" The amazing pliability of his joints rendered it a matter of the greatest ease to Valerius to do all the offices of the hands with his feet, and he could move them in every direction with the utmost facility.
