No More Learning

French letters and Amen Pills. And the reverberations of
future wars. Enemy aeroplanes flying over London; the deep threatening hum of the
propellers, the shattering thunder of the bombs. It is all written in Corner Table’s face.

More customers coming. Gordon stood back, gentlemanly-servile.

The door-bell clanged. Two upper-middle-class ladies sailed noisily in. One pink and
fruity, thirty-fivish, with voluptuous bosom burgeoning from her coat of squirrel-skin,
emitting a super-feminine scent of Panna violets: the other middle-aged, tough, and
curried — India, presumably. Close behind them a dark, grubby, shy young man slipped
through the doorway as apologetically as a cat. He was one of the shop’s best
customers — a flitting, solitary creature who was almost too shy to speak and who by
some strange manipulation kept himself always a day away from a shave.

Gordon repeated his formula:

‘Good afternoon. Can I do anything for you? Are you looking for any particular book? ’

Fruity-face overwhelmed him with a smile, but curry-face decided to treat the question as
an impertinence. Ignoring Gordon, she drew fruity-face across to the shelves next to the
new books where the dog-books and cat-books were kept. The two of them immediately



began taking books out of the shelves and talking loudly. Curry-face had the voice of a
drill-sergeant. She was no doubt a colonel’s wife, or widow. The Nancy, still deep in the
big book on the Russian ballet, edged delicately away. His face said that he would leave
the shop if his privacy were disturbed again. The shy young man had already found his
way to the poetry shelves. The two ladies were fairly frequent visitors to the shop. They
always wanted to see books about cats and dogs, but never actually bought anything.
There were two whole shelves of dog-books and cat-books. ‘Ladies’ Comer,’ old
McKechnie called it.

Another customer arrived, for the library. An ugly girl of twenty, hatless, in a white
overall, with a sallow, blithering, honest face and powerful spectacles that distorted her
eyes. She was an assistant at a chemist’s shop. Gordon put on his homey library manner.
She smiled at him, and with a gait as clumsy as a bear’s followed him into the library.

‘What kind of book would you like this time, Miss Weeks? ’

‘Well’ — she clutched the front of her overall. Her distorted, black-treacle eyes beamed
trustfully into his. ‘Well, what I’d REALLY like’s a good hot-stuff love story. You
know — something MODERN. ’

‘Something modern? Something by Barbara Bedworthy for instance? Have you read
Almost a Virgin? ’

‘Oh no, not her. She’s too Deep. I can’t bear Deep books. But I want something — well,
YOU kn ow — MODERN. Sex-problems and divorce and all that. YOU know. ’

‘Modem, but not Deep,’ said Gordon, as lowbrow to lowbrow.

He ranged among the hot-stuff modern love-stories. There were not less than three
hundred of them in the library. From the front room came the voices of the two upper-
middle-class ladies, the one fruity, the other curried, disputing about dogs. They had
taken out one of the dog-books and were examining the photographs. Fruity-voice
enthused over the photograph of a Peke, the ickle angel pet, wiv his gweat big Soulful
eyes and his ickle black nosie — oh, so ducky-duck! But curry-voice — yes, undoubtedly a
colonel’s widow — said Pekes were soppy. Give her dogs with guts — dogs that would



fight, she said; she hated these soppy lapdogs, she said. ‘You have no Soul, Bedelia, no
Soul,’ said fruity-voice plaintively. The door-bell pinged again. Gordon handed the
chemist’s girl Seven Scarlet Nights and booked it on her ticket. She took a shabby leather
purse out of her overall pocket and paid him twopence.

He went back to the front room. The Nancy had put his book back in the wrong shelf and
vanished. A lean, straight-nosed, brisk woman, with sensible clothes and gold-rimmed
pince-nez — schoolmarm possibly, feminist certainly — came in and demanded Mrs
Wharton-Beverley’s history of the suffrage movement. With secret joy Gordon told her
that they hadn’t got it. She stabbed his male incompetence with gimlet eyes and went out
again. The thin young man stood apologetically in the corner, his face buried in D. H.
Lawrence’s Collected Poems, like some long-legged bird with its head buried under its
wing.

Gordon waited by the door. Outside, a shabby-genteel old man with a strawberry nose
and a khaki muffler round his throat was picking over the books in the sixpenny box. The
two upper-middle-class ladies suddenly departed, leaving a litter of open books on the
table. Fruity-face cast reluctant backward glances at the dog-books, but curry-face drew
her away, resolute not to buy anything. Gordon held the door open. The two ladies sailed
noisily out, ignoring him.

He watched their fur-coated upper-middle-class backs go down the street. The old
strawberry-nosed man was talking to himself as he pawed over the books. A bit wrong in
the head, presumably. He would pinch something if he wasn’t watched. The wind blew
colder, drying the slime of the street. Time to light up presently. Caught by a swirl of air,
the tom strip of paper on the Q. T. Sauce advertisement fluttered sharply, like a piece of
washing on the line. Ah!

Sharply the menacing wind sweeps over The bending poplars, newly bare, And the dark
ribbons of the chimneys Veer downward; flicked by whips of air Tom posters flutter.

Not bad, not bad at all. But he had no wish to go on — could not go on, indeed. He
fingered the money in his pocket, not chinking it, lest the shy young man should hear.
Twopence-halfpenny. No tobacco all tomorrow. His bones ached.



A light sprang up in the Prince of Wales. They would be swabbing out the bar. The old
strawberry-nosed man was reading an Edgar Wallace out of the twopenny box. A tram
boomed in the distance. In the room upstairs Mr McKechnie, who seldom came down to
the shop, drowsed by the gas-fire, white-haired and white-bearded, with snuff-box handy,
over his calf-bound folio of Middleton’s Travels in the Levant.

The thin young man suddenly realized that he was alone and looked up guiltily. He was a
habitue of bookshops, yet never stayed longer than ten minutes in any one shop. A
passionate hunger for books, and the fear of being a nuisance, were constantly at war in
him. After ten minutes in any shop he would grow uneasy, feel himself de trop, and take
to flight, having bought something out of sheer nervousness. Without speaking he held
out the copy of Lawrence’s poems and awkwardly extracted three florins from his pocket.
In handing them to Gordon he dropped one. Both dived for it simultaneously; their heads
bumped against one another. The young man stood back, blushing sallowly.

Til wrap it up for you,’ said Gordon.

But the shy young man shook his head — he stammered so badly that he never spoke
when it was avoidable. He clutched his book to him and slipped out with the air of having
committed some disgraceful action.

Gordon was alone. He wandered back to the door. The strawberry-nosed man glanced
over his shoulder, caught Gordon’s eye, and moved off, foiled. He had been on the point
of slipping Edgar Wallace into his pocket. The clock over the Prince of Wales struck a
quarter past three.

Ding Dong! A quarter past three. Light up at half past. Pour and three-quarter hours till
closing time. Live and a quarter hours till supper. Twopence halfpenny in pocket. No
tobacco tomorrow.

Suddenly a ravishing, irresistible desire to smoke came over Gordon. He had made up his
mind not to smoke this afternoon. He had only four cigarettes left. They must be saved
for tonight, when he intended to ‘write’; for he could no more ‘write’ without tobacco
than without air. Nevertheless, he had got to have a smoke. He took out his packet of
Player’s Weights and extracted one of the dwarfish cigarettes. It was sheer stupid



indulgence; it meant half an hour off tonight’s ‘writing’ time. But there was no resisting
it. With a sort of shameful joy he sucked the soothing smoke into his lungs.

The reflection of his own face looked back at him from the greyish pane. Gordon
Comstock, author of MICE; en Tan trentiesme de son eage, and moth-eaten already. Only
twenty-six teeth left. However, Villon at the same age was poxed on his own showing.
Let’s be thankful for small mercies.

He watched the ribbon of tom paper whirling, fluttering on the Q. T. Sauce
advertisement. Our civilization is dying. It MUST be dying. But it isn’t going to die in its
bed. Presently the aeroplanes are coming. Zoom — whizz — crash! The whole western
world going up in a roar of high explosives.

He looked at the darkening street, at the greyish reflection of his face in the pane, at the
shabby figures shuffling past. Almost involuntarily he repeated:

‘C’est l’Ennui — l’oeil charge d’un pleur involontaire, II reve d’echafauds en fumant son
houka! ’

Money, money! Corner Table! The humming of the aeroplanes and the crash of the
bombs.

Gordon squinted up at the leaden sky. Those aeroplanes are coming. In imagination he
saw them coming now; squadron after squadron, innumerable, darkening the sky like
clouds of gnats. With his tongue not quite against his teeth he made a buzzing, bluebottle-
on-the-window-pane sound to represent the humming of the aeroplanes. It was a sound
which, at that moment, he ardently desired to hear.


Chapter 2


Gordon walked homeward against the rattling wind, which blew his hair backward and
gave him more of a ‘good’ forehead than ever. His manner conveyed to the passers-by —



at least, he hoped it did — that if he wore no overcoat it was from pure caprice. His
overcoat was up the spout for fifteen shillings, as a matter of fact.

Willowbed Road, NW, was not definitely slummy, only dingy and depressing. There
were real slums hardly five minutes’ walk away. Tenement houses where families slept
five in a bed, and, when one of them died, slept every night with the corpse until it was
buried; alley-ways where girls of fifteen were deflowered by boys of sixteen against
leprous plaster walls. But Willowbed Road itself contrived to keep up a kind of mingy,
lower-middle-class decency. There was even a dentist’s brass plate on one of the houses.
In quite two-thirds of them, amid the lace curtains of the parlour window, there was a
green card with ‘Apartments’ on it in silver lettering, above the peeping foliage of an
aspidistra.

Mrs Wisbeach, Gordon’s landlady, specialized in ‘single gentlemen’. Bed-sitting-rooms,
with gaslight laid on and find your own heating, baths extra (there was a geyser), and
meals in the tomb-dark dining-room with the phalanx of clotted sauce-bottles in the
middle of the table. Gordon, who came home for his midday dinner, paid twenty-seven
and six a week.

The gaslight shone yellow through the frosted transom above the door of Number 3 1 .
Gordon took out his key and fished about in the keyhole — in that kind of house the key
never quite fits the lock. The darkish little hallway — in reality it was only a passage —
smelt of dishwater, cabbage, rag mats, and bedroom slops. Gordon glanced at the
japanned tray on the hall-stand. No letters, of course. He had told himself not to hope for
a letter, and nevertheless had continued to hope. A stale feeling, not quite a pain, settled
upon his breast. Rosemary might have written! It was four days now since she had
written. Moreover, there were a couple of poems that he had sent out to magazines and
had not yet had returned to him. The one thing that made the evening bearable was to find
a letter waiting for him when he got home. But he received very few letters — four or five
in a week at the very most.

On the left of the hall was the never-used parlour, then came the staircase, and beyond
that the passage ran down to the kitchen and to the unapproachable lair inhabited by Mrs
Wisbeach herself. As Gordon came in, the door at the end of the passage opened a foot or



so. Mrs Wisbeach’s face emerged, inspected him briefly but suspiciously, and
disappeared again. It was quite impossible to get in or out of the house, at any time before
eleven at night, without being scrutinized in this manner. Just what Mrs Wisbeach
suspected you of it was hard to say; smuggling women into the house, possibly. She was
one of those malignant respectable women who keep lodging-houses. Age about forty-
five, stout but active, with a pink, fine-featured, horribly observant face, beautifully grey
hair, and a permanent grievance.

Gordon halted at the foot of the narrow stairs. Above, a coarse rich voice was singing,
‘Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? ’ A very fat man of thirty-eight or nine came round
the angle of the stairs, with the light dancing step peculiar to fat men, dressed in a smart
grey suit, yellow shoes, a rakish trilby hat, and a belted blue overcoat of startling
vulgarity. This was Flaxman, the first-floor lodger and travelling representative of the
Queen of Sheba Toilet Requisites Co. He saluted Gordon with a lemon-coloured glove as
he came down.

‘Hullo, chappie! ’ he said blithely. (Flaxman called everyone ‘chappie’. ) ‘How’s life with
you? ’

‘Bloody,’ said Gordon shortly.

Flaxman had reached the bottom of the stairs. He threw a roly-poly ann affectionately
round Gordon’s shoulders.

‘Cheer up, old man, cheer up! You look like a bloody funeral. I’m off down to the
Crichton. Come on down and have a quick one. ’

‘I can’t. I’ve got to work. ’

‘Oh, hell! Be matey, can’t you?
What’s the good of mooning about up here? Come on
down to the Cri and we’ll pinch the barmaid’s bum. ’

Gordon wriggled free of Flaxman’ s arm. Like all small frail people, he hated being
touched. Flaxman merely grinned, with the typical fat man’s good humour. He was really
horribly fat. He filled his trousers as though he had been melted and then poured into
them. But of course, like other fat people, he never admitted to being fat. No fat person



ever uses the word ‘fat’ if there is any way of avoiding it. ‘Stout’ is the word they use —
or, better still, ‘robust’. A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as
‘robust’. Flaxman, at his first meeting with Gordon, had been on the point of calling
himself ‘robust’, but something in Gordon’s greenish eye had deterred him. He
compromised on ‘stout’ instead.

‘I do admit, chappie,’ he said, ‘to being — well, just a wee bit on the stout side. Nothing
unwholesome, you know. ’ He patted the vague frontier between his belly and his chest.
‘Good firm flesh. I’m pretty nippy on my feet, as a matter of fact. But — well, I suppose
you might call me STOUT. ’

‘Like Cortez,’ Gordon suggested.

‘Cortez? Cortez? Was that the chappie who was always wandering about in the
mountains in Mexico? ’

‘That’s the fellow. He was stout, but he had eagle eyes. ’

‘Ah? Now that’s funny. Because the wife said something rather like that to me once.
“George,” she said, “you’ve got the most wonderful eyes in the world. You’ve got eyes
just like an eagle,” she said. That would be before she married me, you’ll understand. ’

Flaxman was living apart from his wife at the moment. A little while back the Queen of
Sheba Toilet Requisites Co. had unexpectedly paid out a bonus of thirty pounds to all its
travellers, and at the same time Flaxman and two others had been sent across to Paris to
press the new Sexapeal Naturetint lipstick on various French firms. Flaxman had not
thought it necessary to mention the thirty pounds to his wife. He had had the time of his
life on that Paris trip, of course. Even now, three months afterwards, his mouth watered
when he spoke of it. He used to entertain Gordon with luscious descriptions. Ten days in
Paris with thirty quid that wifie hadn’t heard about! Oh boy! But unfortunately there had
been a leakage somewhere; Flaxman had got home to find retribution awaiting him. His
wife had broken his head with a cut-glass whisky decanter, a wedding present which they
had had for fourteen years, and then fled to her mother’s house, taking the children with
her. Hence Flaxman’s exile in Willowbed Road. But he wasn’t letting it worry him. It
would blow over, no doubt; it had happened several times before.



Gordon made another attempt to get past Flaxman and escape up the stairs. The dreadful
thing was that in his heart he was pining to go with him. He needed a drink so badly — the
mere mention of the Crichton Arms had made him feel thirsty. But it was impossible, of
course; he had no money. Flaxman put an ann across the stairs, barring his way. He was
genuinely fond of Gordon. He considered him ‘clever’ — ‘cleverness’, to him, being a
kind of amiable lunacy. Moreover, he detested being alone, even for so short a time as it
would take him to walk to the pub.

‘Come on, chappie! ’ he urged. ‘You want a Guinness to buck you up, that’s what you
want. You haven’t seen the new girl they’ve got in the saloon bar yet. Oh, boy! There’s a
peach for you! ’

‘So that’s why you’re all dolled up, is it? ’ said Gordon, looking coldly at Flaxman’s
yellow gloves.

‘You bet it is, chappie! Coo, what a peach! Ash blonde she is. And she knows a thing or
two, that girlie does. I gave her a stick of our Sexapeal Naturetint last night. You ought to
have seen her wag her little bottom at me as she went past my table. Does she give me the
palpitations? Does she? Oh, boy! ’

Flaxman wriggled lascivously. His tongue appeared between his lips. Then, suddenly
pretending that Gordon was the ash-blonde barmaid, he seized him by the waist and gave
him a tender squeeze. Gordon shoved him away. For a moment the desire to go down to
the Crichton Anns was so ravishing that it almost overcame him. Oh, for a pint of beer!
He seemed almost to feel it going down his throat. If only he had had any money! Even
sevenpence for a pint. But what was the use? Twopence halfpenny in pocket. You can’t
let other people buy your drinks for you.

‘Oh, leave me alone, for God’s sake! ’ he said irritably, stepping out of Flaxman’s reach,
and went up the stairs without looking back.

Flaxman settled his hat on his head and made for the front door, mildly offended. Gordon
reflected dully that it was always like this nowadays. He was for ever snubbing friendly
advances. Of course it was money that was at the bottom of it, always money. You can’t
be friendly, you can’t even be civil, when you have no money in your pocket. A spasm of



self-pity went through him. His heart yearned for the saloon bar at the Crichton; the
lovely smell of beer, the warmth and bright lights, the cheery voices, the clatter of glasses
on the beer- wet bar. Money, money! He went on, up the dark evil-smelling stairs. The
thought of his cold lonely bedroom at the top of the house was like a doom before him.

On the second floor lived Lorenheim, a dark, meagre, lizard-like creature of uncertain age
and race, who made about thirty-five shillings a week by touting vacuum-cleaners.
Gordon always went very hurriedly past Lorenheim’s door. Lorenheim was one of those
people who have not a single friend in the world and who are devoured by a lust for
company. His loneliness was so deadly that if you so much as slowed your pace outside
his door he was liable to pounce out upon you and half drag, half wheedle you in to listen
to intenninable paranoiac tales of girls he had seduced and employers he had scored off.
And his room was more cold and squalid than even a lodging-house bedroom has any
right to be. There were always half-eaten bits of bread and margarine lying about
everywhere. The only other lodger in the house was an engineer of some kind, employed
on nightwork. Gordon only saw him occasionally — a massive man with a grim,
discoloured face, who wore a bowler hat indoors and out.

In the familiar darkness of his room, Gordon felt for the gas-jet and lighted it. The room
was medium-sized, not big enough to be curtained into two, but too big to be sufficiently
warmed by one defective oil lamp. It had the sort of furniture you expect in a top floor
back. White-quilted single-bed; brown lino floor-covering; wash-hand-stand with jug and
basin of that cheap white ware which you can never see without thinking of chamberpots.
On the window-sill there was a sickly aspidistra in a green-glazed pot.

Up against this, under the window, there was a kitchen table with an inkstained green
cloth. This was Gordon’s ‘writing’ table. It was only after a bitter struggle that he had
induced Mrs Wisbeach to give him a kitchen table instead of the bamboo ‘occasional’
table — a mere stand for the aspidistra — which she considered proper for a top floor back.
And even now there was endless nagging because Gordon would never allow his table to
be ‘tidied up’. The table was in a permanent mess. It was almost covered with a muddle
of papers, perhaps two hundred sheets of sermon paper, grimy and dog-eared, and all
written on and crossed out and written on again — a sort of sordid labyrinth of papers to
which only Gordon possessed the key. There was a film of dust over everything, and



there were several foul little trays containing tobacco ash and the twisted stubs of
cigarettes. Except for a few books on the mantelpiece, this table, with its mess of papers,
was the sole mark Gordon’s personality had left on the room.

It was beastly cold. Gordon thought he would light the oil lamp. He lifted it — it felt very
light; the spare oil can also was empty — no oil till Friday. He applied a match; a dull
yellow flame crept unwillingly round the wick. It might bum for a couple of hours, with
any luck. As Gordon threw away the match his eye fell upon the aspidistra in its grass-
green pot. It was a peculiarly mangy specimen. It had only seven leaves and never
seemed to put forth any new ones. Gordon had a sort of secret feud with the aspidistra.
Many a time he had furtively attempted to kill it — starving it of water, grinding hot
cigarette-ends against its stem, even mixing salt with its earth. But the beastly things are
practically immortal. In almost any circumstances they can preserve a wilting, diseased
existence. Gordon stood up and deliberately wiped his kerosiny fingers on the aspidistra
leaves.

At this moment Mrs Wisbeach’s voice rang shrewishly up the stairs:

‘Mister Corn-stock! ’

Gordon went to the door. ‘Yes? ’ he called down.

‘Your supper’s been waiting for you this ten minutes. Why can’t you come down and
have it, ‘stead of keeping me waiting for the washing up? ’

Gordon went down. The dining-room was on the first floor, at the back, opposite
Flaxman’s room. It was a cold, close-smelling room, twilit even at midday. There were
more aspidistras in it than Gordon had ever accurately counted. They were all over the
place — on the sideboard, on the floor, on ‘occasional’ tables; in the window there was a
sort of florist’s stand of them, blocking out the light. In the half-darkness, with aspidistras
all about you, you had the feeling of being in some sunless aquarium amid the dreary
foliage of water-flowers. Gordon’s supper was set out, waiting for him, in the circle of
white light that the cracked gas-jet cast upon the table cloth. He sat down with his back to
the fireplace (there was an aspidistra in the grate instead of a fire) and ate his plate of cold



beef and his two slices of crumbly white bread, with Canadian butter, mousetrap cheese
and Pan Yan pickle, and drank a glass of cold but musty water.

When he went back to his room the oil lamp had got going, more or less. It was hot
enough to boil a kettle by, he thought. And now for the great event of the evening — his
illicit cup of tea. He made himself a cup of tea almost every night, in the deadliest
secrecy. Mrs Wisbeach refused to give her lodgers tea with their supper, because she
‘couldn’t be bothered with hotting up extra water’, but at the same time making tea in
your bedroom was strictly forbidden. Gordon looked with disgust at the muddled papers
on the table. He told himself defiantly that he wasn’t going to do any work tonight. He
would have a cup of tea and smoke up his remaining cigarettes, and read King Lear or
Sherlock Holmes. His books were on the mantelpiece beside the alann clock —
Shakespeare in the Everyman edition, Sherlock Holmes, Villon’s poems, Roderick
Random, Les Fleurs du Mai, a pile of French novels. But he read nothing nowadays,
except Shakespeare and Sherlock Holmes. Meanwhile, that cup of tea.

Gordon went to the door, pushed it ajar, and listened. No sound of Mrs Wisbeach. You
had to be very careful; she was quite capable of sneaking upstairs and catching you in the
act. This tea-making was the major household offence, next to bringing a woman in.
Quietly he bolted the door, dragged his cheap suitcase from under the bed, and unlocked
it. From it he extracted a sixpenny Woolworth’s kettle, a packet of Fyons’ tea, a tin of
condensed milk, a tea-pot, and a cup. They were all packed in newspaper to prevent them
from chinking.

He had his regular procedure for making tea. First he half filled the kettle with water
from the jug and set it on the oil stove. Then he knelt down and spread out a piece of
newspaper. Yesterday’s tea-leaves were still in the pot, of course. He shook them out on
to the newspaper, cleaned out the pot with his thumb and folded the leaves into a bundle.
Presently he would smuggle them downstairs. That was always the most risky part —
getting rid of the used tea-leaves. It was like the difficulty murderers have in disposing of
the body. As for the cup, he always washed it in his hand basin in the morning. A squalid
business. It sickened him, sometimes. It was queer how furtively you had to live in Mrs
Wisbeach’ s house. You had the feeling that she was always watching you; and indeed,
she was given to tiptoeing up and downstairs at all hours, in hope of catching the lodgers



up to mischief. It was one of those houses where you cannot even go to the W. C. in peace
because of the feeling that somebody is listening to you.

Gordon unbolted the door again and listened intently. No one stirring. Ah! A clatter of
crockery far below. Mrs Wisbeach was washing up the supper things. Probably safe to go
down, then.

He tiptoed down, clutching the damp bundle of tea-leaves against his breast. The W. C.
was on the second floor. At the angle of the stairs he halted, listened a moment longer.
Ah! Another clatter of crockery.

All clear! Gordon Comstock, poet (‘of exceptional promise’. The Times Lit. Supp. had
said), hurriedly slipped into the W. C. , flung his tea-leaves down the waste-pipe, and
pulled the plug. Then he hurried back to his room, rebolted the door, and, with
precautions against noise, brewed himself a fresh pot of tea.

The room was passably warm by now. The tea and a cigarette worked their short-lived
magic. He began to feel a little less bored and angry. Should he do a spot of work after
all?