No More Learning

He said querulously and even plaintively:

‘But damn it, he was quite right not to give you the last bit of ice. Do you think we only
buy ice for you? We can only get the stuff twice a week in this place. ’

‘Rotten bad management on your part, then,’ said Verrall, and retired behind the Field,
content to let the matter drop.

Ellis was helpless. The calm way in which Verrall went back to his paper, quite
genuinely forgetting Ellis’s existence, was maddening. Should he not give the young
swab a good, rousing kick?

But somehow, the kick was never given. Verrall had earned many kicks in his life, but he
had never received one and probably never would. Ellis seeped helplessly back to the
card-room, to work off his feelings on the butler, leaving Verrall in possession of the
lounge.

As Mr Macgregor entered the Club gate he heard the sound of music. Yellow chinks of
lantern-light showed through the creeper that covered the tennis-screen. Mr Macgregor
was in a happy mood this evening. He had promised himself a good, long talk with Miss
Lackersteen — such an exceptionally intelligent girl, that! — and he had a most interesting
anecdote to tell her (as a matter of fact, it had already seen the light in one of those little
articles of his in Blackwood’s) about a dacoity that had happened in Sagaing in 1913. She
would love to hear it, he knew. He rounded the tennis-screen expectantly. On the court, in
the mingled light of the waning moon and of lanterns slung among the trees, Verrall and
Elizabeth were dancing. The chokras had brought out chairs and a table for the
gramophone, and round these the other Europeans were sitting or standing. As Mr
Macgregor halted at the corner of the court, Verrall and Elizabeth circled round and
glided past him, barely a yard away. They were dancing very close together, her body
bent backwards under his. Neither noticed Mr Macgregor.



Mr Macgregor made his way round the court. A chilly, desolate feeling had taken
possession of his entrails. Good-bye, then, to his talk with Miss Lackersteen! It was an
effort to screw his face into its usual facetious good-humour as he came up to the table.

‘A Terpsichorean evening! ’ he remarked in a voice that was doleful in spite of himself.

No one answered. They were all watching the pair on the tennis court. Utterly oblivious
of the others, Elizabeth and Verrall glided round and round, round and round, their shoes
sliding easily on the slippery concrete. Verrall danced as he rode, with matchless grace.
The gramophone was playing ‘Show Me the Way to Go Home,’ which was then going
round the world like a pestilence and had got as far as Burma:

‘Show me the way to go home, I’m tired an’ I wanna go to bed; I had a little drink ‘bout
an hour ago, An’ it’s gone right TO my head! ’ etc.

The dreary, depressing trash floated out among the shadowy trees and the streaming
scents of flowers, over and over again, for Mrs Lackersteen was putting the gramophone
needle back to the start when it neared the centre. The moon climbed higher, very yellow,
looking, as she rose from the murk of dark clouds at the horizon, like a sick woman
creeping out of bed. Verrall and Elizabeth danced on and on, indefatigably, a pale
voluptuous shape in the gloom. They moved in perfect unison like some single animal.
Mr Macgregor, Ellis, Westfield and Mr Lackersteen stood watching them, their hands in
their pockets, finding nothing to say. The mosquitoes came nibbling at their ankles.
Someone called for drinks, but the whisky was like ashes in their mouths. The bowels of
all four older men were twisted with bitter envy.

Verrall did not ask Mrs Lackersteen for a dance, nor, when he and Elizabeth finally sat
down, did he take any notice of the other Europeans. He merely monopolized Elizabeth
for half an hour more, and then, with a brief good night to the Lackersteens and not a
word to anyone else, left the Club. The long dance with Verrall had left Elizabeth in a
kind of dream. He had asked her to come out riding with him! He was going to lend her
one of his ponies! She never even noticed that Ellis, angered by her behaviour, was doing
his best to be openly rude. It was late when the Lackersteens got home, but there was no
sleep yet for Elizabeth or her aunt. They were feverishly at work till midnight, shortening
a pair of Mrs Lackersteen’ s jodhpurs, and letting out the calves, to fit Elizabeth.



‘I hope, dear, you CAN ride a horse? ’ said Mrs Lackersteen.


‘Oh, of course! I’ve ridden ever such a lot, at home. ’

She had ridden perhaps a dozen times in all, when she was sixteen. No matter, she would
manage somehow! She would have ridden a tiger, if Verrall were to accompany her.

When at last the jodhpurs were finished and Elizabeth had tried them on, Mrs
Lackersteen sighed to see her. She looked ravishing in jodhpurs, simply ravishing! And
to think that in only a day or two they had got to go back to camp, for weeks, months
perhaps, leaving Kyauktada and this most DESIRABLE young man! The pity of it! As
they moved to go upstairs Mrs Lackersteen paused at the door. It had come into her head
to make a great and painful sacrifice. She took Elizabeth by the shoulders and kissed her
with a more real affection than she had ever shown.

‘My dear, it would be such a SHAME for you to go away from Kyauktada just now! ’

‘It would, rather. ’

‘Then I’ll tell you what, dear. We WON’T go back to that horrid jungle! Your uncle shall
go alone. You and I shall stay in Kyauktada. ’


CHAPTER 19

The heat was growing worse and worse. April was nearly over, but there was no hope of
rain for another three weeks, five weeks it might be. Even the lovely transient dawns
were spoiled by the thought of the long, blinding hours to come, when one’s head would
ache and the glare would penetrate through every covering and glue up one’s eyelids with
restless sleep. No one, Oriental or European, could keep awake in the heat of the day
without a struggle; at night, on the other hand, with the howling dogs and the pools of
sweat that collected and tonnented one’s prickly heat, no one could sleep. The
mosquitoes at the Club were so bad that sticks of incense had to be kept burning in all the



comers, and the women sat with their legs in pillowslips. Only Verrall and Elizabeth
were indifferent to the heat. They were young and their blood was fresh, and Verrall was
too stoical and Elizabeth too happy to pay any attention to the climate.

There was much bickering and scandal-mongering at the Club these days. Verrall had put
everyone’s nose out of joint. He had taken to coming to the Club for an hour or two in the
evenings, but he ignored the other members, refused the drinks they offered him, and
answered attempts at conversation with surly monosyllables. He would sit under the
punkah in the chair that had once been sacred to Mrs Lackersteen, reading such of the
papers as interested him, until Elizabeth came, when he would dance and talk with her for
an hour or two and then make off without so much as a good-night to anybody.
Meanwhile Mr Lackersteen was alone in his camp, and, according to the rumours which
drifted back to Kyauktada, consoling loneliness with quite a miscellany of Burmese
women.

Elizabeth and Verrall went out riding together almost every evening now. Verrall’ s
mornings, after parade, were sacred to polo practice, but he had decided that it was worth
while giving up the evenings to Elizabeth. She took naturally to riding, just as she had to
shooting; she even had the assurance to tell Verrall that she had ‘hunted quite a lot’ at
home. He saw at a glance that she was lying, but at least she did not ride so badly as to be
a nuisance to him.

They used to ride up the red road into the jungle, ford the stream by the big pyinkado tree
covered with orchids, and then follow the narrow cart-track, where the dust was soft and
the horses could gallop. It was stifling hot in the dusty jungle, and there were always
mutterings of faraway, rainless thunder. Small martins flitted round the horses, keeping
pace with them, to hawk for the flies their hooves turned up. Elizabeth rode the bay pony,
Verrall the white. On the way home they would walk their sweat-dark horses abreast, so
close sometimes his knee brushed against hers, and talk. Verrall could drop his offensive
manner and talk amicably enough when he chose, and he did choose with Elizabeth.

Ah, the joy of those rides together! The joy of being on horseback and in the world of
horses — the world of hunting and racing, polo and pigsticking! If Elizabeth had loved
Verrall for nothing else, she would have loved him for bringing horses into her life. She



tormented him to talk about horses as once she had tormented Flory to talk about
shooting. Verrall was no talker, it was true. A few gruff, jerky sentences about polo and
pigsticking, and a catalogue of Indian stations and the names of regiments, were the best
he could do. And yet somehow the little he said could thrill Elizabeth as all Flory’s talk
had never done. The mere sight of him on horseback was more evocative than any words.
An aura of horsemanship and soldiering surrounded him. In his tanned face and his hard,
straight body Elizabeth saw all the romance, the splendid panache of a cavalryman’s life.
She saw the North-West Frontier and the Cavalry Club — she saw the polo grounds and
the parched barrack yards, and the brown squadrons of horsemen galloping with their
long lances poised and the trains of their pagris streaming; she heard the bugle-calls and
the jingle of spurs, and the regimental bands playing outside the messrooms while the
officers sat at dinner in their stiff, gorgeous uniforms. How splendid it was, that
equestrian world, how splendid! And it was HER world, she belonged to it, she had been
bom of it. These days, she lived, thought, dreamed horses, almost like Verrall himself.
The time came when she not only TOLD her taradiddle about having ‘hunted quite a lot’,
she even came near believing it.

In every possible way they got on so well together. He never bored her and fretted her as
Flory had done. (As a matter of fact, she had almost forgotten Flory, these days; when
she thought of him, it was for some reason always his birthmark that she remembered. ) It
was a bond between them that Verrall detested anything ‘highbrow’ even more than she
did. He told her once that he had not read a book since he was eighteen, and that indeed
he ‘loathed’ books; ‘except, of course, Jorrocks and all that’. On the evening of their third
or fourth ride they were parting at the Lackersteens’ gate. Verrall had successfully
resisted all Mrs Lackersteen’s invitations to meals; he had not yet set foot inside the
Lackersteens’ house, and he did not intend to do so. As the syce was taking Elizabeth’s
pony, Verrall said:

‘I tell you what. Next time we come out you shall ride Belinda. I’ll ride the chestnut. I
think you’ve got on well enough not to go and cut Belinda’s mouth up. ’

Belinda was the Arab mare. Verrall had owned her two years, and till this moment he had
never once allowed anyone else to mount her, not even the syce. It was the greatest



favour that he could imagine. And so perfectly did Elizabeth appreciate Verrall’s point of
view that she understood the greatness of the favour, and was thankful.

The next evening, as they rode home side by side, Verrall put his ann round Elizabeth’s
shoulder, lifted her out of the saddle and pulled her against him. He was very strong. He
dropped the bridle, and with his free hand, lifted her face up to meet his; their mouths
met. For a moment he held her so, then lowered her to the ground and slipped from his
horse. They stood embraced, their thin, drenched shirts pressed together, the two bridles
held in the crook of his ann.

It was about the same time that Flory, twenty miles away, decided to come back to
Kyauktada. He was standing at the jungle’s edge by the ha nk of a dried-up stream, where
he had walked to tire himself, watching some tiny, nameless finches eating the seeds of
the tall grasses. The cocks were chrome -yellow, the hens like hen sparrows. Too tiny to
bend the stalks, they came whirring towards them, seized them in midflight and bore
them to the ground by their own weight. Flory watched the birds incuriously, and almost
hated them because they could light no spark of interest in him. In his idleness he flung
his dah at them, scaring them away. If she were here, if she were here! Everything —
birds, trees, flowers, everything — was deadly and meaningless because she was not here.
As the days passed the knowledge that he had lost her had grown surer and more actual
until it poisoned every moment.

He loitered a little way into the jungle, flicking at creepers with his dah. His limbs felt
slack and leaden. He noticed a wild vanilla plant trailing over a bush, and bent down to
sniff at its slender, fragrant pods. The scent brought him a feeling of staleness and deadly
ennui. Alone, alone, in the sea of life enisled! The pain was so great that he struck his fist
against a tree, jarring his ann and splitting two knuckles. He must go back to Kyauktada.
It was folly, for barely a fortnight had passed since the scene between them, and his only
chance was to give her time to forget it. Still, he must go back. He could not stay any
longer in this deadly place, alone with his thoughts among the endless, mindless leaves.

A happy thought occurred to him. He could take Elizabeth the leopard-skin that was
being cured for her in the jail. It would be a pretext for seeing her, and when one comes
bearing gifts one is generally listened to. This time he would not let her cut him short



without a word. He would explain, extenuate — make her realize that she had been unjust
to him. It was not right that she should condemn him because of Ma Hla May, whom he
had turned out of doors for Elizabeth’s own sake. Surely she must forgive him when she
heard the truth of the story? And this time she SHOULD hear it; he would force her to
listen to him if he had to hold her by the arms while he did it.

He went back the same evening. It was a twenty-mile journey, by rutted cart-tracks, but
Flory decided to march by night, giving the reason that it was cooler. The servants almost
mutinied at the idea of a night-march, and at the very last moment old Sammy collapsed
in a semi-genuine fit and had to be plied with gin before he could start. It was a moonless
night. They made their way by the light of lanterns, in which Flo’s eyes gleamed like
emeralds and the bullocks’ eyes like moonstones. When the sun was up the servants
halted to gather sticks and cook breakfast, but Flory was in a fever to be at Kyauktada,
and he hurried ahead. He had no feeling of tiredness. The thought of the leopard-skin had
filled him with extravagant hopes. He crossed the glittering river by sampan and went
straight to Dr Veraswami’s bungalow, getting there about ten.

The doctor invited him to breakfast, and — having shooed the women into some suitable
hiding-place — took him into his own bath-room so that he could wash and shave. At
breakfast the doctor was very excited and full of denunciations of ‘the crocodile’; for it
appeared that the pseudo-rebellion was now on the point of breaking out. It was not till
after breakfast that Flory had an opportunity to mention the leopard-skin.

‘Oh, by the way, doctor. What about that skin I sent to the jail to be cured? Is it done
yet? ’

‘Ah — ’ said the doctor in a slightly disconcerted manner, rubbing his nose. He went
inside the house — they were breakfasting on the veranda, for the doctor’s wife had
protested violently against Flory being brought indoors — and came back in a moment
with the skin rolled up in a bundle.

‘Ass a matter of fact — ’ he began, unrolling it.


‘Oh, doctor! ’



The skin had been utterly ruined. It was as stiff as cardboard, with the leather cracked and
the fur discoloured and even rubbed off in patches. It also stank abominably. Instead of
being cured, it had been converted into a piece of rubbish.

‘Oh, doctor! What a mess they’ve made of it! How the devil did it happen? ’

‘I am so sorry, my friend! I wass about to apologize. It wass the best we could do. There
iss no one at the jail who knows how to cure skins now. ’

‘But, damn it, that convict used to cure them so beautifully! ’

‘Ah, yes. But he iss gone from us these three weeks, alas. ’

‘Gone? I thought he was doing seven years? ’

‘What? Did you not hear, my friend? I thought you knew who it wass that used to cure
the skins. It was Nga Shwe O. ’

‘Nga Shwe O? ’

‘The dacoit who escaped with U Po Kyin’s assistance. ’

‘Oh, hell! ’

The mishap had daunted him dreadfully. Nevertheless, in the afternoon, having bathed
and put on a clean suit, he went up to the Lackersteens’ house, at about four. It was very
early to call, but he wanted to make sure of catching Elizabeth before she went down to
the Club. Mrs Lackersteen, who had been asleep and was not prepared for visitors,
received him with an ill grace, not even asking him to sit down.
‘I’m afraid Elizabeth isn’t down yet. She’s dressing to go out riding. Wouldn’t it be better
if you left a message? ’


‘I’d like to see her, if you don’t mind. I’ve brought her the skin of that leopard we shot
together. ’



Mrs Lackersteen left him standing up in the drawing-room, feeling lumpish and
abnormally large as one does at such times. However, she fetched Elizabeth, taking the
opportunity of whispering to her outside the door: ‘Get rid of that dreadful man as soon
as you can, dear. I can’t bear him about the house at this time of day. ’

As Elizabeth entered the room Flory’s heart pounded so violently that a reddish mist
passed behind his eyes. She was wearing a silk shirt and jodhpurs, and she was a little
sunburned. Even in his memory she had never been so beautiful. He quailed; on the
instant he was lost — every scrap of his screwed-up courage had fled. Instead of stepping
forward to meet her he actually backed away. There was a fearful crash behind him; he
had upset an occasional table and sent a bowl of zinnias hurtling across the floor.

‘I’m so sorry! ’ he exclaimed in horror.

‘Oh, not at ALL! PLEASE don’t worry about it! ’

She helped him to pick up the table, chattering all the while as gaily and easily as though
nothing had happened: ‘You HAVE been away a long time, Mr Flory! You’re quite a
STRANGER! We’ve SO missed you at the Club! ’ etc. , etc. She was italicizing every
other word, with that deadly, glittering brightness that a woman puts on when she is
dodging a moral obligation. He was terrified of her. He could not even look her in the
face. She took up a box of cigarettes and offered him one, but he refused it. His hand was
shaking too much to take it.

‘I’ve brought you that skin,’ he said flatly.

He unrolled it on the table they had just picked up. It looked so shabby and miserable that
he wished he had never brought it. She came close to him to examine the skin, so close
that her flower-like cheek was not a foot from his own, and he could feel the wannth of
her body. So great was his fear of her that he stepped hurriedly away. And in the same
moment she too stepped back with a wince of disgust, having caught the foul odour of the
skin. It shamed him terribly. It was almost as though it had been himself and not the skin
that stank.



‘Thank you EVER so much, Mr Flory! ’ She had put another yard between herself and the
skin. ‘Such a LOVELY big skin, isn’t it? ’

‘It was, but they’ve spoiled it, I’m afraid. ’

‘Oh no! I shall love having it! — Are you back in Kyauktada for long? How dreadfully hot
it must have been in camp! ’

‘Yes, it’s been very hot. ’

For three minutes they actually talked of the weather. He was helpless. All that he had
promised himself to say, all his arguments and pleadings, had withered in his throat. ‘You
fool, you fool,’ he thought, ‘what are you doing? Did you come twenty miles for this? Go
on, say what you came to say! Seize her in your arms; make her listen, kick her, beat
her — anything sooner than let her choke you with this drivel! ’ But it was hopeless,
hopeless. Not a word could his tongue utter except futile trivialities. How could he plead
or argue, when that bright easy air of hers, that dragged every word to the level of Club-
chatter silenced him before he spoke? Where do they learn it, that dreadful tee-heeing
brightness? In these brisk modern girls’ schools, no doubt. The piece of carrion on the
table made him more ashamed every moment. He stood there almost voiceless, lumpishly
ugly with his face yellow and creased after the sleepless night, and his birthmark like a
smear of dirt.

She got rid of him after a very few minutes. ‘And now, Mr Flory, if you DON’T mind, I
ought really — ’

He mumbled rather than said, ‘Won’t you come out with me again some time? Walking,
shooting — something? ’

‘I have so LITTLE time nowadays! ALL my evenings seem to be full. This evening I’m
going out riding. With Mr Verrall,’ she added.

It was possible that she added that in order to wound him. This was the first that he had
heard of her friendship with Verrall. He could not keep the dread, flat tone of envy out of
his voice as he said:



‘Do you go out riding much with Verrall? ’


‘Almost every evening. He’s such a wonderful horseman! And he has absolute STRINGS
of polo ponies! ’

‘Ah. And of course I have no polo ponies. ’

It was the first thing he had said that even approached seriousness, and it did no more
than offend her. However, she answered him with the same gay easy air as before, and
then showed him out. Mrs Lackersteen came back to the drawing-room, sniffed the air,
and immediately ordered the servants to take the reeking leopard-skin outside and burn it.

Flory lounged at his garden gate, pretending to feed the pigeons. He could not deny
himself the pain of seeing Elizabeth and Verrall start on their ride. How vulgarly, how
cruelly she had behaved to him! It is dreadful when people will not even have the
decency to quarrel. Presently Verrall rode up to the Lackersteens’ house on the white
pony, with a syce riding the chestnut, then there was a pause, then they emerged together,
Verrall on the chestnut pony, Elizabeth on the white, and trotted quickly up the hill. They
were chattering and laughing, her silk-shirted shoulder very close to his. Neither looked
towards Flory.

When they had disappeared into the jungle, Flory still loafed in the garden. The glare was
waning to yellow. The mali was at work grubbing up the English flowers, most of which
had died, slain by too much sunshine, and planting balsams, cockscombs, and more
zinnias. An hour passed, and a melancholy, earth-coloured Indian loitered up the drive,
dressed in a loin-cloth and a salmon-pink pagri on which a washing-basket was balanced.
He laid down his basket and salaamed to Flory.

‘Who are you? ’

‘Book-wallah, sahib. ’

The book-wallah was an itinerant peddler of books who wandered from station to station
throughout Upper Burma. His system of exchange was that for any book in his bundle
you gave him four annas, and any other book. Not quite ANY book, however, for the
book-wallah, though analphabetic, had learned to recognize and refuse a Bible.



‘No, sahib,’ he would say plaintively, ‘no. This book (he would turn it over
disapprovingly in his flat brown hands) this book with a black cover and gold letters —
this one I cannot take. I know not how it is, but all sahibs are offering me this book, and
none are taking it. What can it be that is in this black book? Some evil, undoubtedly. ’

‘Turn out your trash,’ Flory said.

He hunted among them for a good thriller — Edgar Wallace or Agatha Christie or
something; anything to still the deadly restlessness that was at his heart. As he bent over
the books he saw that both Indians were exclaiming and pointing towards the edge of the
jungle.

‘Dekko! ’ said the mali in his plum-in-the-mouth voice.

The two ponies were emerging from the jungle. But they were riderless. They came
trotting down the hill with the silly guilty air of a horse that has escaped from its master,
with the stirrups swinging and clashing under their bellies.

Flory remained unconsciously clasping one of the books against his chest. Verrall and
Elizabeth had dismounted. It was not an accident; by no effort of the mind could one
imagine Verrall falling off his horse. They had dismounted, and the ponies had escaped.

They had dismounted — for what? Ah, but he knew for what! It was not a question of
suspecting; he KNEW. He could see the whole thing happening, in one of those
hallucinations that are so perfect in detail, so vilely obscene, that they are past bearing.
He threw the book violently down and made for the house, leaving the book-wallah
disappointed. The servants heard him moving about indoors, and presently he called for a
bottle of whisky. He had a drink and it did him no good. Then he filled a tumbler two-
thirds full, added enough water to make it drinkable, and swallowed it. The filthy,
nauseous dose was no sooner down his throat than he repeated it. He had done the same
thing in camp once, years ago, when he was tortured by toothache and three hundred
miles from a dentist. At seven Ko S’la came in as usual to say that the bath-water was
hot. Flory was lying in one of the long chairs, with his coat off and his shirt torn open at
the throat.



‘Your bath, thakin,’ said Ko S’la.


Flory did not answer, and Ko S’la touched his ann, thinking him asleep. Flory was much
too drunk to move. The empty bottle had rolled across the floor, leaving a trail of whisky-
drops behind it. Ko STa called for Ba Pe and picked up the bottle, clicking his tongue.

‘Just look at this! He has drunk more than three-quarters of a bottle! ’

‘What, again? I thought he had given up drinking? ’

‘It is that accursed woman, I suppose. Now we must carry him carefully. You take his
heels, I’ll take his head. That’s right. Hoist him up! ’

They carried Flory into the other room and laid him gently on the bed.

‘Is he really going to marry this “Ingaleikma”? ’ said Ba Pe.

‘Heaven knows. She is the mistress of the young police officer at present, so I was told.
Their ways are not our ways. I think I know what he will be wanting tonight,’ he added as
he undid Flory’s braces — for Ko STa had the art, so necessary in a bachelor’s servant, of
undressing his master without waking him.

The servants were rather more pleased than not to see this return to bachelor habits. Flory
woke about midnight, naked in a pool of sweat. His head felt as though some large,
sharp-comered metal object were bumping about inside it. The mosquito net was up, and
a young woman was sitting beside the bed fanning him with a wicker fan. She had an
agreeable negroid face, bronze-gold in the candlelight. She explained that she was a
prostitute, and that Ko STa had engaged her on his own responsibility for a fee of ten
rupees.

Flory’s head was splitting. ‘For God’s sake get me something to drink,’ he said feebly to
the woman. She brought him some soda-water which Ko STa had cooled in readiness and
soaked a towel and put a wet compress round his forehead. She was a fat, good-tempered
creature. She told him that her name was Ma Sein Galay, and that besides plying her
other trade she sold paddy baskets in the bazaar near Li Yeik’s shop. Flory’s head felt



better presently, and he asked for a cigarette; whereupon Ma Sein Galay, having fetched
the cigarette, said naively, ‘Shall I take my clothes off now, thakin? ’


Why not? he thought dimly. He made room for her in the bed. But when he smelled the
familiar scent of garlic and coco-nut oil, something painful happened within him, and
with his head pillowed on Ma Sein Galay’s fat shoulder he actually wept, a thing he had
not done since he was fifteen years old.


CHAPTER 20

Next morning there was great excitement in Kyauktada, for the long-rumoured rebellion
had at last broken out. Flory heard only a vague report of it at the time. He had gone back
to camp as soon as he felt fit to march after the drunken night, and it was not until several
days later that he learned the true history of the rebellion, in a long, indignant letter from
Dr Veraswami.

The doctor’s epistolary style was queer. His syntax was shaky and he was as free with
capital letters as a seventeenth-century divine, while in the use of italics he rivalled
Queen Victoria. There were eight pages of his small but sprawling handwriting.

MY DEAR FRIEND [the letter ran], — You will much regret to hear that the WILES OF
THE CROCODILE have matured. The rebellion — the SO-CALLED rebellion — is all
over and finished. And it has been, alas! a more Bloody affair than 1 had hoped should
have been the case.

All has fallen out as 1 have prophesied to you it would be. On the day when you came
back to Kyauktada U Po Kyin’s SPIES have informed him that the poor unfortunate men
whom he have Deluded are assembling in the jungle near Thongwa. The same night he
sets out secretly with U Lugale, the Police Inspector, who is as great a Rogue as he, if
that could be, and twelve constables. They make a swift raid upon Thongwa and surprise
the rebels, of whom they are only Seven! ! in a ruined field hut in the jungle. Also Mr



Maxwell, who have heard rumours of the rebellion, came across from his camp bringing
his Rifle and was in time to join U Po Kyin and the police in their attack on the hut. The
next morning the clerk Ba Sein, who is U Po Kyin’s JACKALL and DIRTY WORKER,
have orders to raise the cry of rebellion as Sensationally as possible, which was done, and
Mr Macgregor, Mr Westfield and Lieutenant Verrall all rush out to Thongwa carrying
fifty sepoys armed with rifles besides Civil Police. But they arrive to find it is all over
and U Po Kyin was sitting under a big teak tree in the middle of the village and
PUTTING ON AIRS and lecturing the villages, whereat they are all bowing very
frightened and touching the ground with their foreheads and swearing they will be
forever loyal to the Government, and the rebellion is already at an end. The SO-CALLED
weiksa, who is no other than a circus conjurer and the MINION of U Po Kyin, have
vanished for parts unknown, but six rebels have been Caught. So there is an end.

Also I should inform you that there was most regrettably a Death. Mr Maxwell was I
think TOO ANXIOUS to use his Rifle and when one of the rebels try to run away he
fired and shoot him in the abdomen, at which he died. I thi nk the villagers have some
BAD FEELING towards Mr Maxwell because of it. But from the point of view legal all
is well for Mr Maxwell, because the men were undoubtedly conspiring against the
Government.

Ah, but, my Friend, I trust that you understand how disastrous may all this be for me!
You will realise, I think, what is its bearing upon the Contest between U Po Kyin and
myself, and the supreme LEG-UP it must give to him. It is the TRIUMPH OF THE
CROCODILE. U Po Kyin is now the Hero of the district. He is the PET of the
Europeans. I am told that even Mr Ellis has praised his conduct. If you could witness the
abominable Conceitedness and the LIES he is now telling as to how there were not seven
rebels but Two Hundred! ! and how he crushed upon them revolver in hand — he who only
directing operations from a SAFE DISTANCE while the police and Mr Maxwell creep
up upon the hut — you would find is veritably Nauseous I assure you. He has had the
effrontery to send in an official report of the matter which started, ‘By my loyal
promptitude and reckless daring’, and I hear that positively he had had this
Conglomeration of lies written out in readiness days BEFORE THE OCCURRENCE. It
is Disgusting. And to think that now when he is at the Height of his triumph he will again
begin to calumniate me with all the venom at his disposal etc. etc.



The rebels’ entire stock of weapons had been captured. The armoury with which, when
their followers were assembled, they had proposed to march upon Kyauktada, consisted
of the following:

Item, one shotgun with a damaged left barrel, stolen from a Forest Officer three years
earlier.

Item, six home-made guns with barrels of zinc piping stolen from the railway.