No More Learning

Its editions have been numberless, and has been translated into almost afl modern languages, and
number of other lives and adventures, which are now
published
died at London,
library book. Defoe's induced him to write
collectively with his other works. Defoe April, 1731.
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iSItnti (! Brrantts.
This miserable, wretched, drunken object, who was blind of one eye, used to annpy the passengers in the streets of London, while sober, with licking her blind eye with her tongue, which was of a most enormous length, and thickness; indeed, it was of such a prodigious size, that her mouth could not contain and she cPuld never clbse her lips, or, to use common expression, keep her tongue within her teeth. This wonderful feat of washing her
eye with her tongue, was exhibited with view of obtaining money fi:om such as crowded around her and, no sooner had she obtained sufficient means,
but she hastened to the first convenient liquor-shop, to indulge her propensity in copious libations and when properly inspired, would rush into the streets, with all the gestures of frantic maniac, and roll and dance about,, until she became little sobered, which was sometimes accelerated the salutary apphcation of pail of water, gratuitously bestowed upon her, by persons whose door-way she had taken possession
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of, as shelter from the persecuting tormen tings of boys and girls who generally followed her.
UPON LADY GRANNY, IN HER SUPPOSED GRANDURE.
" That Fools have fortune we may now aver. Since Granny laughs at them y* laught at her;
So fame reports, then let no n3^ph despair. Since so deform'd a wretch so well can fare ; Let none suppose her Dancing days are fled.
Who see how finely Grannt's brought to bed : Have patience. Lasses, 'till the hour approach,
And then, like Grannt, you may keep your Coach. "
* UPON GRANNY IN HER NATIVE POVERTY.
" The scene is alter'd—Granny's glory. Coach and Fortune's all a story;
Yet, tho' her honor's now neglected. She's merry still, no whit dejected ; Which shows that wit may be a trouble. And only make misfortune double. While Granny always blith and jolly. Enjoys the pleasure of her folly. "
It should seem, from the above lines, this woman had been used, in early days, to scenes of gaiety and splendour, but if she really had ever kept her coach.
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it certainly must have been supported by other means than the attraction of her personal charms. — Whatever she might have been in the prime of her youth, not the least vestige of former beauty is to
be discovered in the resemblances of her, when ad vanced in years. There are three prints of old Grannvj one •in 4ta. , mezzotirito, and two whole- length
the best of . which is that with the first eight lines of verses,' engraved in the back
ground of the printi and from which the second is a copy.
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^t^n ItatHmam
John Hardman was a professed operator and doctor for corns and bunnions, and, from his badge of the king's arms, it may reasonably be conjectured William the Third's- toes, at one time or other,
might be indebted for relief to Hardnrian's skill ; the
appearance of this man, from his portrait, bespeaks
him to have been a foreigner, (probably a Dutchman,)
with whom London, during the reign of William,
swarmed ; his flowing locks of hair, and formal
curled whiskers,' ear-rings, and curiously-cut
and waistcoat, were entirely foreign, and gives him very much the appearance of what he most likely
was, a mountebank. He found it his
parade the streets in this strange attire, to attract the notice, and engage the custom, of people afflicted with what he undertook to cure ;t—however he was authorised, he took the liberty to wear the king's
arms, by way of a clasp to fasten his waistcoat, and, as if that was not sufficient to distinguish him,
wore the same, hanging by a chain, adorning his
interest to
coat
JOHK (Corn
HARB^IAlSr,
Cutter. )
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side, similar to an order of knighthood. The doctors
of medicine, apothecaries, &c. his contemporaries, were distinguished by large wigs and gold-headed
canes, which peculiarly marked their profession even to the early part of the reign of George the Third ; and, it would have appeared equally singular in a counsel to plead in court without the appendages of wig and band, as to see a medical man enter a sick room divested of his wig and cane. A high- sounding title has of late years been found produc tive in most professions ; thus, the trade of a farrier is lost in that of a veterinary surgeon, a barber and
tooth-drawer in that of a dentist, and a corn-cutter in that of a chiropedist. One of the latter calling, a Mr. Corderoy, scarcely measuring three feet ten inches in height, is everlastingly on his feet, peram
the streets and squares at the west end of the town, attentive to the charge and care of the most fashionable disordered and distorted toes and
feet in the . kingdom, though it is well known his practice is so extensive, it would enable him, were he so inclined, to set up a splendid equipage ; pru dential reasons are assigned as the cause of this
operator's forbearance, having a family often children
to provide for. It is really amusing to see the pg
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double use the httle gentleman. puts his umbrella to; from the diminutiveaess of his stature, it effectually screens him from the pelting, rain, and the adroitness which practice has brought his hand tb, in making use of it in raising the knockers and bells, (otherwise out of his reach) is truly amazing.
Ferdinando Lord Fairfax, the father of the pariia- mentary general, died of a mortification in his foot, in consequence of the unskilfulness of an operator cutting his great toe-nail. Corn-cutters, or chiropcedists, con fine . themselves at presentiin their operations to their own houses, or the private chambers of their patients, without proclaiming their calling to the multitude in the open streets, and the only gentry that peram bulate with symbolic ^badges, watching for customers, are the modern rat-catchers ; who, . like Hardman, appear appareled in all the pomp and pageantry! : of
their vocation ; but it is very probable they shortly will adopt a more lofty style and title,' and some latinised term, to elevate them in dignity.
'. L-li H. A'KliY, (with 3iis Kviree Sli. ow. )
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THE RAREsE-SHOW-MAN.
Old Harry had a facetious manner in describing the; contents of his Raree-show, that never failed drawing around him ,cro. wds . of auditors; his learned and . ielaborate elucidation on every subject^-, and artiiclfey vcbntainedi in the <attractiye,';Cabinet. he was in i^e ! ; babit ^iof exhibiting, be'came . ai;siiUi! . Qe: of
anlu^ment and iitstructipn to pld and yoUng^. . And
Harry. n^otitrwed', to iifiake. a . comfortable living,, at
theviesxpeiicetof the publjfi, dh return ;&>r thd rouble
he to4k iot ifureisb'. them, with, a. ispecies ibfiien^ertaidr
mei}ti;>;of . ail! integesti^nnaiture, at a . very mt^derate char^eidniitheuripiQcteis. ; But Poor. . Hdrhfm^9 not
jyithbiSif ariyairintthy'artr Jemmy MRse/HeilAfetlovf
of greatrii^enuity, . 'had Furnished; himsetf-iWiith
sAintolKixfca; siilailar descriptSmi rw3>th. . ^ar«^%>^d4i'ith
the boldness and intrepidity of a iieSotmeifii toadeii]^
progress! , through town ; knd countryi feying' efeery neighhpurhood under heavy contrilaotibns,". ! * return
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for the compliment of his occasional visits; while Old Harry, with a modesty quite his own, was content with the patronage and support he experi
enced in his own immediate vicinity of Moorfields, seldom straying beyond the boundaries of Hoxton and Islington, and very rarely was known to travel westward beyond Temble-bar.
Sutton NichoUs, an engraver and printseller, re siding in Aldersgate-street, has preserved two repre sentations of Harry, with his raree-show; the first
a small half-sheet ; the other, in the same print with Ellis the Ideot, sitting on the rails of Moorfields. Pierce Tempest, in his Cries of London, from drawings by Marcellus Laroon, has given the character of Old Harry, with his show on his back, perambulating the streets, bawling aloud for an audience to his show.
Jemmy la Roche likewise was deemed of sufficient consequence to have his likeness handed down to pos terity, which has been preserved by Sutton NichoUs, in a print to that of Old Harry ; and Smith, the Mezzotinto Scraper, has done a very fine print of La Roche. These rival candidates for popularity
flourished about the year 1710.
Under the portrait of old Harry with his show,
are the following Unes :—
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" Reader, behold the Efigie of one
Wrinkled by Age ; Decrepit and Forlorne,
Then what's Inscrib'd beneath his picture trace,
That shows the Man, the Picture but his Face,
His tinkling bell doth you together call. To see his rary-show Spectators all,
That will be pleased before you by him pass.
To pay a Farthing and look through his glass. Where every Object that it doth present
Will please your fancy, yield your mind content ! Objects as strange in Nature as in Number,
Such a vast many as will make you wonder ;
That when you do look through his glass you'd swear,
That by one small sight you view'd a whole Fair Of Monsters stranger than can be express'd. There's Nippotate lies among the rest,
Twelve years together he has drove this trade, And by no upstart yet has been dismaid ;
'Tis so long since he did himself betake,
To shew the Louse, the Flea, and Spangl'd Snake^ His Nippotate which on Raw flesh fed.
He liveing shew'd, and does the same now dead ; The Bells that he when Liveing always wore.
He wears about his Neck as heretofore.
Then Buy Old Harry, stick him up that he May be remembered by Posterity. "
Nippotate was a tame hedge-hog, which Harry felt so much attachment for, as to preserve stuffed when dead.
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THE GREAT SLEEPER.
Nicholas Hart liecame the subject of'general notice ahd conversation, frPm the circumstance of a lethargic fit, that bim on the 5th of August,
1711, tb theWth of the. 'same month. His friends, ,after haviri^'"tried eVery theans in their power to rouse him from the dormant state he lav. in, had him, conveyed 'to St. BarthoJomew's hospital, where he remained dUriiig thc^^abovfe pieriidd,'#ithdut taking the least refreshment of any kind whatever^ esjccepting sleep; thpugh'. several, experiments;, were maide on his persoh' tbprbtobte resfisei tation ; • It 'appears,
however, there . . was a greater, portion of. art than nature in: this unnatural slumberi >and thiEct he had purpPsely taken iiarcPtic drugs, to' produce the effect desired, namely, to procure money to be raised for him, by confederate knaves, as an object of charity and commisseration. In this speculation, Mr. Hart entirely succeeded ; and, it seems, from the symptoms of his periodical sleeping fit, faithfully detailed by a
HAUT, f The Great Sleeper. )
IS^ICHOLAS
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gentleman of Lincoln's-inn,* that Hart slept, in order to be maintained in ease and comfort when he awoke, and that he gained more by his rest than others by their industry ; and, in short, wealth flowed so fast upon him, that he obtained sufficient to support others, besides saving his own provisions, while he carried on his profitable farce ! What use Hart put
the money to he had thus raised we are not informed;
• The symptoms this gentleman observed in Hart were, that
" On the first of the month he grew dull, On the second appeared drowsy.
On the third fell a yawning,
On the fourth began to nod.
On the fifth dropped asleep.
On the sixth was heard to snore,
On the seventh turned himself in his bed.
On the eighth recovered his former posture.
On the ninth'fell a stretching.
On the tenth about midnight awaked.
On the eleventh in the morning, called for a little small beer. "
The same gentleman observes, " He believes it a very extraor dinary circumstance for a man to gain his livelihood by sleeping, and that rest should procure a man sustenance, as well as indus try ; yet so it is, that Nicholas Hart got last year enough to sup port himself for a twelvemonth ;" and adds, " he is informed that he has had this year a very comfortable nap. "
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but Mr. Addison, in noticing the circumstance, says, " Nicholas Hart, who slept last year in St. Bartholo mew's Hospital, intends to sleep this year at the
Cock and Bottle, in Littie Britain," probably glanc ing at a similar attempt to raise contributicns on the
credulous part of the community.
Stow, in his Summarie, gives an account of a still
greater sleeper than Hart, but it is tP be hpped with different views. He infprms us, that '* The 27th pf April, 1546, being Wednesday in Easter-week, W. Foxlei, pot-maker for the mint in the Tower of Lon- dpn,* fell asleep, who could not be wakened with
* M. Brady, Physician to Prince Charles of Lorrain, gives the following particulars of an extraordinary sleeper : —
" A woman named Elizabeth Alton, of a healthful strong con
stitution, who had been servant to the curate of St. Guilain, near
the town of Mons, about the beginning of 1738, when she was
about thirty-six years of age, grew extremely restless and melan
choly.
year 1753, which is fifteen years, she fell asleep daily about three o'clock in the morning, without waking until about eight or nine at night. In 1754, indeed, her sleep returned to tlie natural
In the month of August, in the same year, she fell into a sleep which held four days, notwithstanding all possible endea vours to awake her. At length she awaked naturally, but became more restless and uneasy than before ; for six or seven days, how ever, she resumed her usual employments, until she fell asleep again, which continued eighteen hours. From that time to the
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pricking, cramping, or otherwise, till the first day of the next tearm, which was full xiiij dales and xv,
nights.
The cause of his thus sleeping coulde not be knowen, though the same were diligently searched for by the physicians, and other learned men ; yea, the king himself examined the said W. Foxlei, who was in all points found as he had slept but one night ; and was living till the year of our Lorde 1587. "
periods for four months, and, in 1748, a tertian ague prevented her sleeping for three weeks. On February 20, 1755, M. Brady, with a surgeon, went to see her. About five o'clock in the even ing, they found her pulse extremely regular; on taking hold of her arm it was so rigid, that it was not bent without much trouble. They then attempted to lift up her head, but her neck and back were as as her arms. He hallooed in her ear as loud as his voice could reach ; he thrust a needle into her flesh up to the bone ; he put a piece of rag to her nose flaming with spirits of wine, and let it burn some time, yet all without being able to dis turb her in the least. At length, in about six hours and a-half, her limbs began to relax; in eight hours she turned herself in the
bed, and then suddenly raised herself up, sat down by the fire,
eat heartily, and began to spin. At other times, they whipped
her till the blood came ; they rubbed her back with honey, and
then exposed it to the stings of bees ; they thrust nails under her
finger-nails ; and it seems these triers of experiments consulted
more the gratifying their own curiosity than the recovery of the unhappy object of the malady.
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1i$mt tfie aSrVinmv,
This man, who resided at Oxfprd,
nature an extreme ordinary physiognomy, turned it to the best account in his ppwer, by niaking it still more disgusting, and set up the trade of a public grinner, and was in his way allowed to be master of a great deal pf. Priginal grimace: it is still the custom, in hnany parts pf the country, particularly at fairs, to have a grinning-ma,tch throfigh a horse-collajf, >vhich is by many thought to be' adding a whimsical frame to an ugly picture. Isaac was hot the original in-
ventpr pf thi^ elegant art, but he brought it to more
than nibst of his predecessors, or subse
perfection
quent successors. The public are generally indulged
in these genteel sights by several performers, who are stimulated ta excel by the prize of a gold-laced hat, gloves, stockings, garters, or other articles of trifling value. The practice is much conimended by Mr.
Addison, in the Spectatorj and, as a personal accom plishment, he thinks it far more agreeable than burn ing the raputh with eating hpt hasty-pudding, or
having by
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running in a sack over hillocks, or a ploughed field,
or vaulting to seize the suspended soap-lathered goose,
plunging the head into a tub of water with the hands
tied behind, to catch with the teeth the floating
oranges or apples that elude the nimblest bite, or any other ingenious invention, to provoke a laugh.
About thirty years since, Mr. Astley, of the amphi theatre, Westminster-road, engaged an Italian buffoon, who appeared under the title of the celebrated grima- cier, and distorted his face into thirty different charac
ters, totally dissimilar one with another ; the salary of this man was ten pounds per week. Isaac of Oxford was thought of sufficient consequence to have his likeness handed down to ppsterity, and the print has
been said very much to resemble him.
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:-*
BLIND JACK.
'¦ The streets '"of London, in the reigns of Queen Anne, iGePrge' the First and Second, were infested with alfsorts of paupers,,-vagabbnds, impostors, and
cotnmon adventurers ; 'and many, who. otherwise might "be' considered real cbjects of charity, by their disgusting" manners and general appearance in public
placies, rather- merited the. interference of the parish
beadles, and the disciphrie-of Bridewelli than the countenance and encouragemept-bf such persons as
mps'tly congregate: around common . street-exhibitions. One,-eyed Granny and Blind > Jack were particular nuisances to the: neighbourhoods in which they first
practiced her mad-drunk gambols, and the latter his beastly manner pf performing on the flageolet. —John Keiling, alias Blind Jack, having the misfortune to lose his sight, thought of a strange method to insure himself a livelihood. He was constitutionally a hale, robust fellow, without any complaint, saving blind-
alias
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ness, and having learnt to play a little on the flageolet, he conceived a notion that, by performing on that instrument in a different way to that generally practiced, he should render himself more noticed
by the public, and be able to lay larger contributions on
their pockets.
The manner of Blind Jack's playing the flageolet was by obtruding the mouth-piece of the instrument Up one of his nostrils, and, by long custom, he could produce as much wind as most others with their lips into the pipe ; but the continued contortion and gesti
culation of his muscles and countenance, rendered him an object of derision and disgust, as much as that of charity and commisseration.
The original print of John Keiling, which is a 4to. done in mezzotinto, is in the RadcUffe collection, and very rare to be seen in any other.
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COMMONLY Called toby.
Edward King was the son of a farrier, in High- street, Coventry, an honest and industrious mtan ; his mother was Mrs. Ruth Roper, sister to Abel Roper, the celebrated bookseller ; his' uncle, Abel, having been very successful in trade, and probably remem- ^ring the kindness dohe him In early hffe by an uncle, sent for his nephew to London, and bound him ap-
prehtjce to himself as a bookseller : but soon after, leaving Pff shop-keeping, and tnaking it his whple business tp collect news for his PPst-bPy, he wanted some one to attend him, and carry his copy to the printer; and in this capacity he^&Spl:^ed his nephew, who, having a remarkable cast iri each of his eyes, and a face covered with warts, was particularly noticed
wherever he. went. One day going up-stairs at the Tilt-yard Coffee-hbuse, Whitehall, to speak with his uncle, his singular phiz attracted the attention of Cap tain Drake, one of the clerks of the Adtniralty-office,
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who spontaneously ejaculated, here comes Toby f though he had never seen his comical face before. And, from that moment, Edward King hardly went by any other name than the captain's adoption to his^ dying day.
The post assigned him by his uncle Abel continu ally involved him in broils and vexation ; being sent one evening from the Rummer-tavern, Charing-cross, with some copy for the printer, at Northumberland- house he was accosted by a common-street-walker, pretty well dressed, with a how do you do. Country
says I you countrywoman manP Toby, Whyare my ?
gentlewom,an. So Tofty could no longer doubt of her being his country-woman. By this time they drew pretty near to Exeter Change, and Toby had agreed to give madam a pint of ale at the upper end of Exeter-street ; but, as ill-luck would have some of the reformers of that age, knowing the woman to be common strumpet, seized both her and her gallant;
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am.
So jogging on
Yes, answered madam,
together, says Toby, do you know Coventry? —Aye, very well, said she ! And do you know my Lady HalesP—says Toby. Aye, God bless her, replied the pretended Coventry woman, for she is a very good
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Toby, though in a fright, had the presence of mind tp
run for it : Bqt, O grievqus misfortune I Toby was no
racer, so they soon retpok him, and as flight shews
guilt, these myroiidons conveyed him and his Ic^dy
prisoners
However, to preserve his tender reputatipn, which till now had been unspotted, he resolved to send fqr ^i^ uncle Abpl, tQ help him put pf his trouble, and giving a poor woman the qnly twp-pence he had in the WQ? ld, he dispatches her to the Rammer, but, unfortunately, Al^el was gone ; the wpnaan being unlucky in her en quiry, Mr. Crofts, the inaster pf the house, had . the curiosity to enquire what Uu§iness she had with Mr.
Jloper ? — " Why, says the woms^n, I cpme from his
kinsman ; he is in St. Martin's watch-house, and ws^ats to speak with him directly. " Toby in the watch-
hoiise, wopian ? No, no, it cannot be ; nay, feplie*^ the wonian, call him Toby, or what you pl^^iie, I do not know his nanjie ; byt he s^ys Mr. Roper i§ bis uncle ; and I t^l you he was bfOugh|t tp the watch-
hpuse with a wpfflanabiove an houragp, WeU, ^ays the vintner, Mr- Rpper is not in the house, but an't please God, I will go my^^elf, ^d kftow the truth of this matter. Accordingly he went, ^qd folding -the
to the watch-house in St. Martin's-l? ne.
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riiessenger had n'b't decefived him, he vi^rbught Toby's
delive'rarice, by engaging to see him forth-coining wh^ri ^erit for, which he never was.
Some time after this, Toby being in haSte, and the evening dark, Mr. Evans, who was at that time under secretary to the lord^chanibferlain, and Toby happen ing to cortie in contact, unfortunately blundered against him, who, taking it for an assault, called at the lodge, in Whitehall, whei'e Toby was kept prisoner all night ; but the next mormng, his uncle, who was acquainted with Mr. Evans, wbnt and told him the misfortune of his kinsttian'S eye-sight, whereupon he was discharged without paying fees.
Sir Richard Steele was judged to be of great use to the public by his writings; particularly with regard to the dismantling and siiri^erider of Dunkirk, &c. But as it was impossible to please every body, there appeared a pamphlet uhder the following title, '• The Character of Richard S le, Esq;, with some re
marks. By Toby, Abel's kinsnian ; or, according to Mr. Calairiy, A. F. & N. in a letter to his godfather.
Price 6d. " Now this pariiphlet was not written Toby, as triany people irhagined ; what induced then! to believe it was, they knew his uncle had been at the
charge bf teaching Hihi to translate FreWch and Dutch ; R3
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which in a year's time he did pretty well, and in a tolerable good style ; but for politics, he understood them no more than the Pestle and Mortar Apothe cary, or the Virtuoso Doctor, that- made it his busi|- ness to catch butterflies, and afterwards dissect them. The real author was Dr. Wagstaffe, Physician of St. Bartholomew's Hospital, a very ingenious, facetious, and pleasant gentleman, who was likewise author of that excellent piece, " A Comment upon the Hi-story of Tom Thumb. " —However, when Toby was asked whether he wrote Mr. Steele's character, he would shake his head, squint, and say nothing.
But now, having enjoyed a profound quiet for a
considerable time, poor Toby is called out once more to suffer. He had undertaken, to print and disperse a
pamphlet, entitled, "An English Merchant's Re marks upon a scandalous Jacobite Paper published in the Post-boy, under the name of a Memorial pre sented to the Chancery of Sweden, by the Resident of Great Britain. " It never could be learnt where Toby had the copy of this pamphlet ; and it died a se cret in his own breast. Though the government came
very artfully into the knowledge of the Printer and Publisher, they could never learn, by any art or stra
tagem, who was the Author of
those Remarks. ^
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When Toby was trudging about the town to disperse
this pamphlet, a friend of his asked / how
him, he durst
venture to do it ? 0, says Toby, disguise myself. Disguise yourself, replied the other. How ? By pul ling my perruque on one side, answered Toby, and
flopping my hat over my eyes. Well, it is certain, he did this for some days before the government knew any thing of it ; at last a pretended friend of Toby's, but employed underhand by those at the helm, came tptake a night's lodging with him ; and Toby coming home pretty much in drink, (for he was a great lover of strong liquor,) and taking his friend to be one of the same principles with himself, he made no scruple of telling' him in bed, that he handed that pamphlet to
the press. Thereupon the other asked him who printed it ; and Toby told him, the widow Beardwell. The next news heard was, that Mrs. Beardwell and Toby were taken into custody, upon the information of that very bedfellow of his, though the man always denied it. After a few days, the widow was admitted to bail, but poor Toby was continued in custody, be cause he would not tell where he had the copy ; and the messengers thought themselves sure of this point, if they could but make him drunk. They, therefore, tried the experiment, for Toby would be as drunk as
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they pleaS^dj but in his cups they cbuld get no more out of him than when be was- sbbfer, excepting, that he returtted into their laps part df the liquor, of which they bad been so liberal. Thus continuing bbstinatle and inflexible to the last, he was kept in custody si±
or seven months, at tbe expiration whereof ari aet bf indentnifiication' Came out, and Toby, taking advantage
of escaped otit of their hands.
Upcti Toft^^s being taken intb custody, his uricfe
and he p'Etttedf and poor Toby Was forced to fbr hiflffseifr So, to- get pentfy, rd% caused the dying speeehes pf Jiifetice Hall and Parspn' Paul, (two Pres ton rebels', hawged at TybUrn,) to be printed poni'- pously in a la'rge brPad sheet, with theii* effigies at top, curiously engi'SVed in chopper the design answered so
wel'l^ that Toby got a new suit of clothes by and
money in his- pocket; which last being in time pretty.
wdl' exhausted', and not knowing how to get more iri
an honest; way, Toby takes trip to CdveAtry, the
place of his nativity, where his father-iri-law,- farrier,
ga'Ve hiM'
him, whicli in shoirt time was launched under the
kind reception, and tobk little hoUsie fbr
name of Toby's €oj! fee-Ao««'se;- and here
T&by sold sttiong ale, coffee, and dramsj and entertained hi^
friends with his squints arid Conundrums.
Neither,
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to speak truth, did be want for encpuragenient, but fell at once into a very gppd train of bqsiness ; all the
of the city and cpiintry, (of the Tory party,) frequented his house, chiefly on account of his principles, but more particularly for his fidelity in standing to his text, and not discovering the author of the Swedish pamphlet above-mentioned ; and, observ
ing that poor Toby had no sign, they thought none so fit to hang at the dpor as his own sweet phiz, which they therefore desired Mr. Fry, who drew all their
ctures, to take upon a board of Toby's providing ; which he did accordingly, and hit his likeness so exactly, that he gained a great deal of reputation by it.
When Toby took his coffee-house, he Ukewise took a wife ; the object of his love was his father-in-law's housekeeper, who proved a very notable woman ; but he, like an imprudent man, drank hard.
His uncle generaUy went once a-year to visit him, but had the mortification to see him sometimes drink to excess. He advised him all he could against but to no purpose at last he said, once for all, to him,
Toby, find you have a mind to make your wife a widow soon will not speak to you any more about drinking, and so fare you well. As he said, so
gentlemen
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proved, for about two months after, he departed this mortal life, of the distemper called the jaundice. So for' poor Toby there was finis.
Edward King died some time about 1796.
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^amejS :|^oro<
James Poro, the son of Paul Poro, was born at Genoa, in the year 1686, and was doomed, by one of the sports of Nature, to drag about with him a monstrous excrescence; which grew from his body,
of the form and feature of the human kind, which possessing an independent ani
mated nature to himself, was considered as a twin- brother, and was as such ' baptized by the name of Matthew. This unfortunate object made a show of himself, in London, in the year 1714, and was particularly noticed by Sir Hans Sloane, who caused
his portrait to be painted, which , is' still preserved in the Brirish Museum. The Rev. J. Greene, of Wilford, near Stratford-upon-Avon, gave an account in the Gentleman's Magazine, for October, 1777, of Lazarus Coloredo, a Gfenoese, who, in the reign of King Charles the First, was piibUcly exhibited for sight, with a much more perfect twin-brother than that of Pore's, •which Thomas Bartholine, an accu rate and judicious naturalist, of the seventeenth cen-
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tury, and royal professor of anatomy at Copenhagen, saw twice ; first at Copenhagen, when Coloredo was twenty-eight years of age; and afterwards at Basil, in Switzerland. Bartholine noticed this deviation of nature, and also gave a print of it in the first
volume of his " Historiarum Anatomicarum Rario- rum, I. et II. " dedicated to Frederick III. King Pf Denmark, printed at the Hague, in 1654. The " Gentleman's Magazine" contains an engraving of Coloredo, in the dress of the times, with a cloak and band, boots, spurs, and sword ; his breast open, with the monster hanging from him, whose head is
much larger than his own. In the " Philosophical
Transactions,*'
is a description of twin-sisters, Hun garians, who were publicly shown in London, about the year 1708, when they were about eight years
old. They were united behind, from the small of the back to the parting of the legs, so that when one went forward, the other went backward ; and when one stooped she Ufted the other from the ground.
They were very active, and one of them talked a good deal ; they had not the sense of feeling in common, any where but in the parts that Joined. They could read, write, and sing, very prettily ; they could also speak three languages, Hungarian,
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High and Low Dutch, and French : and while they were here, they learned English. Their faces were very beautiful, and they were well-shaped ; they Ibved each other with great tenderness, and one of them dying in her twenty-second year, the other did not long survive.
The portrait of Coloredo is engraved both Hollar and Marshall, and were probably given or sold to those persons whose curiosity led them to visit him, when in England, where he was publicly shown, as he was afterwards in Scotland. In the reign of James II. , Sir Thomas Grantham having purchased a negro in the West Indies, with an ex
crescence projecting frpm his breast like a child,
brought
the negroe having escaped, professing him. self a
christian, and being baptized, he claimed his habeas
him over to England, to exhibit him, but
when seized, and was allowed it. It does his native country.
corpus
not appear when Poro died, or whether he returned to
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PRINCE George's cap woman.
" Amorigst the Females of a modern. Fame, Nan justly does our admiltation claim :
Some pebpliB yet her Sex cou'd never scan,
Five! Voyages she madealid^passed for Man ;
At Cudgel she mankind defies,
And with disoourseshe will them exercise ;
She hath two Kaces run, it is well known.
And won them both, as Luke at Bear will own.
But that so few her real sex yet knows,
Is one great sign she keeps her Leggs too close. Then at her skill, we need the less to wonder, Whoe'er would Conquer Nan, must keep her under.
From the above Unes, an inference is plain, that Nan was a fprnale, virago, the connterpart of Mary Frith, comnionly cailled Moll Cut-purse, Ann Mills,
Hannah SneU, and Other women ,of masculine habits and propensities. In what capacity, she made her five voyages, we are uninformed. ; but it is by no means unlikely, in a similarCway with her two co-
tempories, Mary Read and Anne Bbnny, the no torious female pirates. The Rev. Mark Noble
jp. c. . ^^. yi^
(Ptin. ce Georg-e's Cap-Wbmaji. )
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judged, from the appearance and occupation of
Nan, she was an harmless maniac,
suffered to go about with her wares, hats, and caps ; but that she was for a short time confined in Bedlam. In all probability, he formed his ideas on this woman's character, from the sight of an imperfect print wanting the descriptive lines, otherwise it is
not likely a reverend divine would construe cudgel- matches, foot-races, or sea-adventures, harmles recrea- tions for a female.
Her title of Cap woman to Prince George, (of
Denmark,) consort to Queen Anne, was doubtless of her own adoption.
that was
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Sir: William Read was orie of those extraordi nary per'^ons, who, from the lowest stations in life, by their:own perseverance, achieve both fame and for tune ; he was originally a tailorj or a cPbler, and became progressively a mountebank, and a quack-doctor ; and
though he could not readj he could spell weU enough to ride in his pwn chariot,; and entertain his friends with the- greatest delicacies the season afforded, arid treat them with copiPus libations frotti golden vessels. Impudence is the great suppprt of the quack pro
fession, and of that Read had an uncommon share. A few scraps pf Latin, in his bills, made the igno rant suppose him to be wonderfully learned ; indeed, the very air of Oxford infused knpwledge into him, when he resided there, in his last profession ; and
in one bf his addresses, he, called upon the vice- chancellor, university, and the city, tp vouch for his cures, as indeed he did upon the good people of the three kingdoms. Blindness
vanished before him, and he even deigned to practice in other dis-
! IB. ^ril^lrlAM
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tempers ; but he defied all competition as an oculist.
Queen Anne and George I. honored him with the
care of their eyes ; from which, one would have
thought
as dark as Taylor, his brother quack's coach-horses,
the rulers, like the ruled, wished to be
five of which were blind, because he exercised his skill upon animals that could not complain.
Read died at Rochester, May 24, 1715; and the next day was deposited in the cemetery of St. Ni cholas, in that city. After Queen Anne had knighted Read and Dr. Hans Sloane, Mr. Gwinnet sent the
lines, in a letter, to his beloved Mrs. Thomas :—
" The Queen, like heaven, shines equally on all,
Her favors now without aistinction fall ;
Great Read and slender Haniies, both knighted, show That none their honors sliall to merit owe.
That popish doctrine is exploded quite,
Or Ralph had been no diiKe,* and Read no knight.
following
That none may virtue or their learning plead, 1-'^ ii:'J7 Ki,^t iaSf,. read. '
This has no grace, and that can hardly
The most fortunate however of eye-doctors is the present Sir William Adami/^^erly a little apothecary
Ralph, Duke of Montagup.
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in Devonshire; but luckily taking to the study of the diseases of the eye, and making a few successful cures, has jumped over the heads of the first ocu lists of the present day ; his practical success is not diminished, by having married a lady of consi
derable fortune. He has, beside, been lucky enough to find a recipe for the cure of opthalmia, and suc ceeded in restoring to sight two and twenty old Greenwich pensioners, for which the governors of that hospital liberally made him a present of a piece of plate, valued at five hundred guineas.
ABEL
ROPER.
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^htl i^oper*
Abel Rope. r w'as born'af Atherston, in War wickshire, of parents not in the most flourishing cir cumstances, who, having many; children to prPvide
for, an uncle, who was a bookseller 'in London, took him home, and adopted him at; twelve years of age, and sent him to school. He. took very ready to learn ing, and is said to speak Greek by rote, when he did not understand Latin. He did not continue long at school,, being bound apprentice, at the age of fourteen, to his uncle, who then lived in Fleet-street, but died within a;year and a halfafter; when Abel was turned
over to Christopher 'Wilkinson, of the same trade, resident in the sairie street. . Afterheattained the age of twenty-one, he . received. 100/. ' Ieft;ham. by his
uncle, and the copy-rights of various- ; works, . worth much more ; and his prospects were further improved by marrying his last master's widow. He 'then. ' cbm- menced business, by taking one side of a saddler's shop, near Bell-yard, opposite the Middle Temple gate ; tut he afterwards' removed next door to the
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Devil tavern; — his sign was the "Black Dog. "— Those who had determined to expel James II. from the throne, fixed upon Roper as the distributor of pamphlets, written to pave the way for the revolution, in which he was indefatigable ; and was the original printer of the famous ballad of " Lillyburlero," after wards reprinted with a tune set by Richard Baldwin^
it sold . with wonderful rapidity. At length Abel thought it of little importance what he sold, so that he gained by it ; or whether it was subversive of religion, morals. , or the government. His unequalled impudence, and unmoved countenance, carried him through many difficulties with impunity. He pub lished the "Post-boy," in which he a,ttaeked the
Tories, and even the Whigs, just as he was hired. Swift, threatened to be revenged for his. abuse, though be bad joined in that of Marlborough, more hateful to h,im than even Roper or his "Post-boy," or any other of his writings. He published the. ribaldry , of Tom Brown, and UbeUed Lewis XIV- besides which, he Jampopned the, celebrated women of his. day, m "The
Auction. of Ladiea;" and thus exposed several young persona, especially tradesn^en'Si daughters* to ridicule and contempts The vignet,te affiled tp this pefiqdical
paper was, a black ram^ alluding tfi, tlie^ Wtellrk^aoJWf
when
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custom of frail matrons bestriditig that animal to Save their lands. But this Scandalous paper, to the credit of the publifc, did not extend to more than eight or nine numbers. The unwarrantable Ubertiies of his pen ofteri brbught <hiin into danger t tiis "News Letters ioto the Country," procured him a severe reprimand
from the Earl of Nottingham, secretary 'of state. He
was compelled to appear before Mr. Secretary TrUWi-
buU, for printing Mr. Southwell's play without
licence ; before Mr. Secretary Boyle, afterwards Lorti
Carlton, for some misdemeanour: ahd he Was sum
moned before the Lord-mayor and Court of Alder-
metl, for reflecting upon the " Society for the Refor mation of Manners. " He was afterwards prosecuted
for an obscene pamphlet, entitled " The Art of Cockoldom;" but a bribe saved hiiii fronl the sevfei i^ty of the daw ; though it fell upon hiiii for publishing Dr. Drake's work, who disowning Roper Was fbr a Shoit time in the custody of nilessenger. Tom Brown attempted to cane him, for publishing Dr. Kingston's attick upoii him; but end6d in box- ing*nnatch> when Abel beat Tomi. From enemies Ihey becianae friends^ and Tbift assisted hirn in his
" Auction of LadieSi"
a it
it.
a
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An obscure Frenchman, the quondam master of the " Post Man," a writer and translator of the lowest description, frcm an assistant, was at length taken into partnership by Roper, who would not change the title ofhis paper, but retained that ofthe "Post Boy. "
George Ridpath, a Scotchman, and editor of the " Flying Post," was tried at Guildhall, for inserting some scandalous reflections in his paper upon Queen Anne, but had not the temerity to wait in court till the jury brought in their verdict ; on the contrary, wisely retired ; nor stopped, when he was informed bf the result, till he found himself safe in Holland. Such were the editors of the " Post Boy," the " Post Man," and the " Flying Post.