Most of this, of course, was known to everyone
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous.
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous.
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BURMESE DAYS
BY: GEORGE ORWELL
CATEGORY: FICTION - NOVEL
Burmese Days
by
George Orwell
Table of Contents
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 1
U Po Kyin, Sub-divisional Magistrate of Kyauktada, in Upper Burma, was sitting in his
veranda. It was only half past eight, but the month was April, and there was a closeness in
the air, a threat of the long, stifling midday hours. Occasional faint breaths of wind,
seeming cool by contrast, stirred the newly drenched orchids that hung from the eaves.
Beyond the orchids one could see the dusty, curved trunk of a palm tree, and then the
blazing ultramarine sky. Up in the zenith, so high that it dazzled one to look at them, a
few vultures circled without the quiver of a wing.
Unblinking, rather like a great porcelain idol, U Po Kyin gazed out into the fierce
sunlight. He was a man of fifty, so fat that for years he had not risen from his chair
without help, and yet shapely and even beautiful in his grossness; for the Burmese do not
sag and bulge like white men, but grow fat symmetrically, like fruits swelling. His face
was vast, yellow and quite unwrinkled, and his eyes were tawny. His feet — squat, high-
arched feet with the toes all the same length — were bare, and so was his cropped head,
and he wore one of those vivid Arakanese longyis with green and magenta checks which
the Burmese wear on infonnal occasions. He was chewing betel from a lacquered box on
the table, and thinking about his past life.
It had been a brilliantly successful life. U Po Kyin’s earliest memory, back in the eighties,
was of standing, a naked pot-bellied child, watching the British troops march victorious
into Mandalay. He remembered the terror he had felt of those columns of great beef-fed
men, red-faced and red-coated; and the long rifles over their shoulders, and the heavy,
rhythmic tramp of their boots. He had taken to his heels after watching them for a few
minutes. In his childish way he had grasped that his own people were no match for this
race of giants. To fight on the side of the British, to become a parasite upon them, had
been his ruling ambition, even as a child.
At seventeen he had tried for a Government appointment, but he had failed to get it, being
poor and friendless, and for three years he had worked in the stinking labyrinth of the
Mandalay bazaars, clerking for the rice merchants and sometimes stealing. Then when he
was twenty a lucky stroke of blackmail put him in possession of four hundred rupees, and
he went at once to Rangoon and bought his way into a Government clerkship. The job
was a lucrative one though the salary was small. At that time a ring of clerks were
making a steady income by misappropriating Government stores, and Po Kyin (he was
plain Po Kyin then: the honorific U came years later) took naturally to this kind of thing.
However, he had too much talent to spend his life in a clerkship, stealing miserably in
annas and pice. One day he discovered that the Government, being short of minor
officials, were going to make some appointments from among the clerks. The news
would have become public in another week, but it was one of Po Kyin’s qualities that his
information was always a week ahead of everyone else’s. He saw his chance and
denounced all his confederates before they could take alarm. Most of them were sent to
prison, and Po Kyin was made an Assistant Township Officer as the reward of his
honesty. Since then he had risen steadily. Now, at fifty-six, he was a Sub-divisional
Magistrate, and he would probably be promoted still further and made an acting Deputy
Commissioner, with Englishmen as his equals and even his subordinates.
As a magistrate his methods were simple. Even for the vastest bribe he would never sell
the decision of a case, because he knew that a magistrate who gives wrong judgments is
caught sooner or later. His practice, a much safer one, was to take bribes from both sides
and then decide the case on strictly legal grounds. This won him a useful reputation for
impartiality. Besides his revenue from litigants, U Po Kyin levied a ceaseless toll, a sort
of private taxation scheme, from all the villages under his jurisdiction. If any village
failed in its tribute U Po Kyin took punitive measures — gangs of dacoits attacked the
village, leading villagers were arrested on false charges, and so forth — and it was never
long before the amount was paid up. He also shared the proceeds of all the larger-sized
robberies that took place in the district. Most of this, of course, was known to everyone
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous. When any accusation was
brought against him, U Po Kyin simply discredited it with strings of suborned witnesses,
following this up by counter-accusations which left him in a stronger position than ever.
He was practically invulnerable, because he was too fine a judge of men ever to choose a
wrong instrument, and also because he was too absorbed in intrigue ever to fail through
carelessness or ignorance. One could say with practical certainty that he would never be
found out, that he would go from success to success, and would finally die full of honour,
worth several lakhs of rupees.
And even beyond the grave his success would continue. According to Buddhist belief,
those who have done evil in their lives will spend the next incarnation in the shape of a
rat, a frog or some other low animal. U Po Kyin was a good Buddhist and intended to
provide against this danger. He would devote his closing years to good works, which
would pile up enough merit to outweigh the rest of his life. Probably his good works
would take the form of building pagodas. Four pagodas, five, six, seven — the priests
would tell him how many — with carved stonework, gilt umbrellas and little bells that
tinkled in the wind, every tinkle a prayer. And he would return to the earth in male
human shape — for a woman ranks at about the same level as a rat or a frog — or at best as
some dignified beast such as an elephant.
All these thoughts flowed through U Po Kyin’s mind swiftly and for the most part in
pictures. His brain, though cunning, was quite barbaric, and it never worked except for
some definite end; mere meditation was beyond him. He had now reached the point to
which his thoughts had been tending. Putting his smallish, triangular hands on the arms of
his chair, he turned himself a little way round and called, rather wheezily:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! ’
Ba Taik, U Po Kyin’s servant, appeared through the beaded curtain of the veranda. He
was an under-sized, pock-marked man with a timid and rather hungry expression. U Po
Kyin paid him no wages, for he was a convicted thief whom a word would send to prison.
As Ba Taik advanced he shikoed, so low as to give the impression that he was stepping
backwards.
‘Most holy god? ’ he said.
‘Is anyone waiting to see me, Ba Taik? ’
Ba Taik enumerated the visitors upon his fingers: ‘There is the headman of Thitpingyi
village, your honour, who has brought presents, and two villagers who have an assault
case that is to be tried by your honour, and they too have brought presents. Ko Ba Sein,
the head clerk of the Deputy Commissioner s office, wishes to see you, and there is Ah
Shah, the police constable, and a dacoit whose name I do not know. I think they have
quarrelled about some gold bangles they have stolen. And there is also a young village
girl with a baby. ’
‘What does she want? ’ said U Po Kyin.
‘She says that the baby is yours, most holy one. ’
‘Ah. And how much has the headman brought? ’
Ba Taik thought it was only ten rupees and a basket of mangoes.
‘Tell the headman,’ said U Po Kyin, ‘that it should be twenty rupees, and there will be
trouble for him and his village if the money is not here tomorrow. I will see the others
presently. Ask Ko Ba Sein to come to me here. ’
Ba Sein appeared in a moment. He was an erect, narrow-shouldered man, very tall for a
Burman, with a curiously smooth face that recalled a coffee blancmange. U Po Kyin
found him a useful tool. Unimaginative and hardworking, he was an excellent clerk, and
Mr Macgregor, the Deputy Commissioner, trusted him with most of his official secrets. U
Po Kyin, put in a good temper by his thoughts, greeted Ba Sein with a laugh and waved
to the betel box.
‘Well, Ko Ba Sein, how does our affair progress? I hope that, as dear Mr Macgregor
would say’ — U Po Kyin broke into English — ’“eet ees making perceptible progress”? ’
Ba Sein did not smile at the small joke. Sitting down stiff and long-backed in the vacant
chair, he answered:
‘Excellently, sir. Our copy of the paper arrived this morning. Kindly observe. ’
He produced a copy of a bilingual paper called the Bunnese Patriot. It was a miserable
eight-page rag, villainously printed on paper as bad as blotting paper, and composed
partly of news stolen from the Rangoon Gazette, partly of weak Nationalist heroics. On
the last page the type had slipped and left the entire sheet jet black, as though in
mourning for the smallness of the paper’s circulation. The article to which U Po Kyin
turned was of a rather different stamp from the rest. It ran:
In these happy times, when we poor blacks are being uplifted by the mighty western
civilization, with its manifold blessings such as the cinematograph, machine-guns,
syphilis, etc. , what subject could be more inspiring than the private lives of our European
benefactors? We think therefore that it may interest our readers to hear something of
events in the up-country district of Kyauktada. And especially of Mr Macgregor,
honoured Deputy Commissioner of said district.
Mr Macgregor is of the type of the Fine Old English Gentleman, such as, in these happy
days, we have so many examples before our eyes. He is ‘a family man’ as our dear
English cousins say. Very much a family man is Mr Macgregor. So much so that he has
already three children in the district of Kyauktada, where he has been a year, and in his
last district of Shwemyo he left six young progenies behind him. Perhaps it is an
oversight on Mr Macgregor’s part that he has left these young infants quite unprovided
for, and that some of their mothers are in danger of starvation, etc. , etc. , etc.
There was a column of similar stuff, and wretched as it was, it was well above the level
of the rest of the paper. U Po Kyin read the article carefully through, holding it at ann’s
length — he was long-sighted — and drawing his lips meditatively back, exposing great
numbers of small, perfect teeth, blood-red from betel juice.
‘The editor will get six months’ imprisonment for this,’ he said finally.
‘He does not mind. He says that the only time when his creditors leave him alone is when
he is in prison. ’
‘And you say that your little apprentice clerk Hla Pe wrote this article ah by himself?
That is a very clever boy — a most promising boy! Never tell me again that these
Government High Schools are a waste of time. Hla Pe shah certainly have his clerkship. ’
‘You think then, sir, that this article will be enough? ’
U Po Kyin did not answer immediately. A puffing, labouring noise began to proceed
from him; he was trying to rise from his chair. Ba Taik was familiar with this sound. He
appeared from behind the beaded curtain, and he and Ba Sein put a hand under each of U
Po Kyin’s armpits and hoisted him to his feet. U Po Kyin stood for a moment balancing
the weight of his belly upon his legs, with the movement of a fish porter adjusting his
load. Then he waved Ba Taik away.
‘Not enough,’ he said, answering Ba Sein’s question, ‘not enough by any means. There is
a lot to be done yet. But this is the right beginning. Listen. ’
He went to the rail to spit out a scarlet mouthful of betel, and then began to quarter the
veranda with short steps, his hands behind his back. The friction of his vast thighs made
him waddle slightly. As he walked he talked, in the base jargon of the Government
offices — a patchwork of Burmese verbs and English abstract phrases:
‘Now, let us go into this affair from the beginning. We are going to make a concerted
attack on Dr Veraswami, who is the Civil Surgeon and Superintendent of the jail. We are
going to slander him, destroy his reputation and finally ruin him for ever. It will be rather
a delicate operation. ’
‘Yes, sir. ’
‘There will be no risk, but we have got to go slowly. We are not proceeding against a
miserable clerk or police constable. We are proceeding against a high official, and with a
high official, even when he is an Indian, it is not the same as with a clerk. How does one
ruin a clerk? Easy; an accusation, two dozen witnesses, dismissal and imprisonment. But
that will not do here. Softly, softly, softly is my way. No scandal, and above all no
official inquiry. There must be no accusations that can be answered, and yet within three
months I must fix it in the head of every European in Kyauktada that the doctor is a
villain. What shall I accuse him of? Bribes will not do, a doctor does not get bribes to any
extent. What then? ’
‘We could perhaps arrange a mutiny in the jail,’ said Ba Sein. ‘As superintendent, the
doctor would be blamed. ’
‘No, it is too dangerous. I do not want the jail warders firing their rifles in all directions.
Besides, it would be expensive. Clearly, then, it must be disloyalty — Nationalism,
seditious propaganda. We must persuade the Europeans that the doctor holds disloyal,
anti-British opinions. That is far worse than bribery; they expect a native official to take
bribes. But let them suspect his loyalty even for a moment, and he is ruined. ’
‘It would be a hard thing to prove,’ objected Ba Sein. ‘The doctor is very loyal to the
Europeans. He grows angry when anything is said against them. They will know that, do
you not think? ’
‘Nonsense, nonsense,’ said U Po Kyin comfortably. ‘No European cares anything about
proofs. When a man has a black face, suspicion IS proof. A few anonymous letters will
work wonders. It is only a question of persisting; accuse, accuse, go on accusing — that is
the way with Europeans. One anonymous letter after another, to every European in turn.
And then, when their suspicions are thoroughly aroused — ’ U Po Kyin brought one short
arm from behind his back and clicked his thumb and linger. He added: ‘We begin with
this article in the Bunnese Patriot. The Europeans will shout with rage when they see it.
Well, the next move is to persuade them that it was the doctor who wrote it. ’
‘It will be difficult while he has friends among the Europeans. All of them go to him
when they are ill. He cured Mr Macgregor of his flatulence this cold weather. They
consider him a very clever doctor, I believe. ’
‘How little you understand the European mind, Ko Ba Sein! If the Europeans go to
Veraswami it is only because there is no other doctor in Kyauktada. No European has any
faith in a man with a black face. No, with anonymous letters it is only a question of
sending enough. I shall soon see to it that he has no friends left. ’
‘There is Mr Flory, the timber merchant,’ said Ba Sein. (He pronounced it ‘Mr Porley’. )
‘He is a close friend of the doctor. I see him go to his house every morning when he is in
Kyauktada. Twice he has even invited the doctor to dinner. ’
‘Ah, now there you are right. If Flory were a friend of the doctor it could do us harm.
You cannot hurt an Indian when he has a European friend. It gives him — what is that
word they are so fond of? — prestige. But Flory will desert his friend quickly enough
when the trouble begins. These people have no feeling of loyalty towards a native.
Besides, I happen to know that Flory is a coward. I can deal with him. Your part, Ko Ba
Sein, is to watch Mr Macgregor’s movements. Has he written to the Commissioner
lately — written confidentially, I mean? ’
‘He wrote two days ago, but when we steamed the letter open we found it was nothing of
importance. ’
‘Ah well, we will give him something to write about.
Most of this, of course, was known to everyone
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous. When any accusation was
brought against him, U Po Kyin simply discredited it with strings of suborned witnesses,
following this up by counter-accusations which left him in a stronger position than ever.
He was practically invulnerable, because he was too fine a judge of men ever to choose a
wrong instrument, and also because he was too absorbed in intrigue ever to fail through
carelessness or ignorance. One could say with practical certainty that he would never be
found out, that he would go from success to success, and would finally die full of honour,
worth several lakhs of rupees.
And even beyond the grave his success would continue. According to Buddhist belief,
those who have done evil in their lives will spend the next incarnation in the shape of a
rat, a frog or some other low animal. U Po Kyin was a good Buddhist and intended to
provide against this danger. He would devote his closing years to good works, which
would pile up enough merit to outweigh the rest of his life. Probably his good works
would take the form of building pagodas. Four pagodas, five, six, seven — the priests
would tell him how many — with carved stonework, gilt umbrellas and little bells that
tinkled in the wind, every tinkle a prayer. And he would return to the earth in male
human shape — for a woman ranks at about the same level as a rat or a frog — or at best as
some dignified beast such as an elephant.
All these thoughts flowed through U Po Kyin’s mind swiftly and for the most part in
pictures. His brain, though cunning, was quite barbaric, and it never worked except for
some definite end; mere meditation was beyond him. He had now reached the point to
which his thoughts had been tending. Putting his smallish, triangular hands on the arms of
his chair, he turned himself a little way round and called, rather wheezily:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! ’
Ba Taik, U Po Kyin’s servant, appeared through the beaded curtain of the veranda. He
was an under-sized, pock-marked man with a timid and rather hungry expression. U Po
Kyin paid him no wages, for he was a convicted thief whom a word would send to prison.
As Ba Taik advanced he shikoed, so low as to give the impression that he was stepping
backwards.
‘Most holy god? ’ he said.
‘Is anyone waiting to see me, Ba Taik? ’
Ba Taik enumerated the visitors upon his fingers: ‘There is the headman of Thitpingyi
village, your honour, who has brought presents, and two villagers who have an assault
case that is to be tried by your honour, and they too have brought presents. Ko Ba Sein,
the head clerk of the Deputy Commissioner s office, wishes to see you, and there is Ah
Shah, the police constable, and a dacoit whose name I do not know. I think they have
quarrelled about some gold bangles they have stolen. And there is also a young village
girl with a baby. ’
‘What does she want? ’ said U Po Kyin.
‘She says that the baby is yours, most holy one. ’
‘Ah. And how much has the headman brought? ’
Ba Taik thought it was only ten rupees and a basket of mangoes.
‘Tell the headman,’ said U Po Kyin, ‘that it should be twenty rupees, and there will be
trouble for him and his village if the money is not here tomorrow. I will see the others
presently. Ask Ko Ba Sein to come to me here. ’
Ba Sein appeared in a moment. He was an erect, narrow-shouldered man, very tall for a
Burman, with a curiously smooth face that recalled a coffee blancmange. U Po Kyin
found him a useful tool. Unimaginative and hardworking, he was an excellent clerk, and
Mr Macgregor, the Deputy Commissioner, trusted him with most of his official secrets. U
Po Kyin, put in a good temper by his thoughts, greeted Ba Sein with a laugh and waved
to the betel box.
‘Well, Ko Ba Sein, how does our affair progress? I hope that, as dear Mr Macgregor
would say’ — U Po Kyin broke into English — ’“eet ees making perceptible progress”? ’
Ba Sein did not smile at the small joke. Sitting down stiff and long-backed in the vacant
chair, he answered:
‘Excellently, sir. Our copy of the paper arrived this morning. Kindly observe. ’
He produced a copy of a bilingual paper called the Bunnese Patriot. It was a miserable
eight-page rag, villainously printed on paper as bad as blotting paper, and composed
partly of news stolen from the Rangoon Gazette, partly of weak Nationalist heroics. On
the last page the type had slipped and left the entire sheet jet black, as though in
mourning for the smallness of the paper’s circulation. The article to which U Po Kyin
turned was of a rather different stamp from the rest. It ran:
In these happy times, when we poor blacks are being uplifted by the mighty western
civilization, with its manifold blessings such as the cinematograph, machine-guns,
syphilis, etc. , what subject could be more inspiring than the private lives of our European
benefactors? We think therefore that it may interest our readers to hear something of
events in the up-country district of Kyauktada. And especially of Mr Macgregor,
honoured Deputy Commissioner of said district.
Mr Macgregor is of the type of the Fine Old English Gentleman, such as, in these happy
days, we have so many examples before our eyes. He is ‘a family man’ as our dear
English cousins say. Very much a family man is Mr Macgregor. So much so that he has
already three children in the district of Kyauktada, where he has been a year, and in his
last district of Shwemyo he left six young progenies behind him. Perhaps it is an
oversight on Mr Macgregor’s part that he has left these young infants quite unprovided
for, and that some of their mothers are in danger of starvation, etc. , etc. , etc.
There was a column of similar stuff, and wretched as it was, it was well above the level
of the rest of the paper. U Po Kyin read the article carefully through, holding it at ann’s
length — he was long-sighted — and drawing his lips meditatively back, exposing great
numbers of small, perfect teeth, blood-red from betel juice.
‘The editor will get six months’ imprisonment for this,’ he said finally.
‘He does not mind. He says that the only time when his creditors leave him alone is when
he is in prison. ’
‘And you say that your little apprentice clerk Hla Pe wrote this article ah by himself?
That is a very clever boy — a most promising boy! Never tell me again that these
Government High Schools are a waste of time. Hla Pe shah certainly have his clerkship. ’
‘You think then, sir, that this article will be enough? ’
U Po Kyin did not answer immediately. A puffing, labouring noise began to proceed
from him; he was trying to rise from his chair. Ba Taik was familiar with this sound. He
appeared from behind the beaded curtain, and he and Ba Sein put a hand under each of U
Po Kyin’s armpits and hoisted him to his feet. U Po Kyin stood for a moment balancing
the weight of his belly upon his legs, with the movement of a fish porter adjusting his
load. Then he waved Ba Taik away.
‘Not enough,’ he said, answering Ba Sein’s question, ‘not enough by any means. There is
a lot to be done yet. But this is the right beginning. Listen. ’
He went to the rail to spit out a scarlet mouthful of betel, and then began to quarter the
veranda with short steps, his hands behind his back. The friction of his vast thighs made
him waddle slightly. As he walked he talked, in the base jargon of the Government
offices — a patchwork of Burmese verbs and English abstract phrases:
‘Now, let us go into this affair from the beginning. We are going to make a concerted
attack on Dr Veraswami, who is the Civil Surgeon and Superintendent of the jail. We are
going to slander him, destroy his reputation and finally ruin him for ever. It will be rather
a delicate operation. ’
‘Yes, sir. ’
‘There will be no risk, but we have got to go slowly. We are not proceeding against a
miserable clerk or police constable. We are proceeding against a high official, and with a
high official, even when he is an Indian, it is not the same as with a clerk. How does one
ruin a clerk? Easy; an accusation, two dozen witnesses, dismissal and imprisonment. But
that will not do here. Softly, softly, softly is my way. No scandal, and above all no
official inquiry. There must be no accusations that can be answered, and yet within three
months I must fix it in the head of every European in Kyauktada that the doctor is a
villain. What shall I accuse him of? Bribes will not do, a doctor does not get bribes to any
extent. What then? ’
‘We could perhaps arrange a mutiny in the jail,’ said Ba Sein. ‘As superintendent, the
doctor would be blamed. ’
‘No, it is too dangerous. I do not want the jail warders firing their rifles in all directions.
Besides, it would be expensive. Clearly, then, it must be disloyalty — Nationalism,
seditious propaganda. We must persuade the Europeans that the doctor holds disloyal,
anti-British opinions. That is far worse than bribery; they expect a native official to take
bribes. But let them suspect his loyalty even for a moment, and he is ruined. ’
‘It would be a hard thing to prove,’ objected Ba Sein. ‘The doctor is very loyal to the
Europeans. He grows angry when anything is said against them. They will know that, do
you not think? ’
‘Nonsense, nonsense,’ said U Po Kyin comfortably. ‘No European cares anything about
proofs. When a man has a black face, suspicion IS proof. A few anonymous letters will
work wonders. It is only a question of persisting; accuse, accuse, go on accusing — that is
the way with Europeans. One anonymous letter after another, to every European in turn.
And then, when their suspicions are thoroughly aroused — ’ U Po Kyin brought one short
arm from behind his back and clicked his thumb and linger. He added: ‘We begin with
this article in the Bunnese Patriot. The Europeans will shout with rage when they see it.
Well, the next move is to persuade them that it was the doctor who wrote it. ’
‘It will be difficult while he has friends among the Europeans. All of them go to him
when they are ill. He cured Mr Macgregor of his flatulence this cold weather. They
consider him a very clever doctor, I believe. ’
‘How little you understand the European mind, Ko Ba Sein! If the Europeans go to
Veraswami it is only because there is no other doctor in Kyauktada. No European has any
faith in a man with a black face. No, with anonymous letters it is only a question of
sending enough. I shall soon see to it that he has no friends left. ’
‘There is Mr Flory, the timber merchant,’ said Ba Sein. (He pronounced it ‘Mr Porley’. )
‘He is a close friend of the doctor. I see him go to his house every morning when he is in
Kyauktada. Twice he has even invited the doctor to dinner. ’
‘Ah, now there you are right. If Flory were a friend of the doctor it could do us harm.
You cannot hurt an Indian when he has a European friend. It gives him — what is that
word they are so fond of? — prestige. But Flory will desert his friend quickly enough
when the trouble begins. These people have no feeling of loyalty towards a native.
Besides, I happen to know that Flory is a coward. I can deal with him. Your part, Ko Ba
Sein, is to watch Mr Macgregor’s movements. Has he written to the Commissioner
lately — written confidentially, I mean? ’
‘He wrote two days ago, but when we steamed the letter open we found it was nothing of
importance. ’
‘Ah well, we will give him something to write about. And as soon as he suspects the
doctor, then is the time for that other affair I spoke to you of. Thus we shall — what does
Mr Macgregor say? Ah yes, “kill two birds with one stone”. A whole flock of birds — ha,
ha! ’
U Po Kyin’s laugh was a disgusting bubbling sound deep down in his belly, like the
preparation for a cough; yet it was merry, even childlike. He did not say any more about
the ‘other affair’, which was too private to be discussed even upon the veranda. Ba Sein,
seeing the interview at an end, stood up and bowed, angular as a jointed ruler.
‘Is there anything else your honour wishes done? ’ he said.
‘Make sure that Mr Macgregor has his copy of the Bunnese Patriot. You had better tell
Hla Pe to have an attack of dysentery and stay away from the office. I shall want him for
the writing of the anonymous letters. That is all for the present. ’
‘Then I may go, sir? ’
‘God go with you,’ said U Po Kyin rather abstractedly, and at once shouted again for Ba
Taik. He never wasted a moment of his day. It did not take him long to deal with the
other visitors and to send the village girl away unrewarded, having examined her face and
said that he did not recognize her. It was now his breakfast time. Violent pangs of hunger,
which attacked him punctually at this hour every morning, began to tonnent his belly. He
shouted urgently:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! Kin Kin! My breakfast! Be quick, I am starving. ’
In the living-room behind the curtain a table was already set out with a huge bowl of rice
and a dozen plates containing curries, dried prawns and sliced green mangoes. U Po Kyin
waddled to the table, sat down with a grunt and at once threw himself on the food. Ma
Kin, his wife, stood behind him and served him. She was a thin woman of five and forty,
with a kindly, pale brown, simian face. U Po Kyin took no notice of her while he was
eating. With the bowl close to his nose he stuffed the food into himself with swift, greasy
fingers, breathing fast. All his meals were swift, passionate and enormous; they were not
meals so much as orgies, debauches of curry and rice. When he had finished he sat back,
belched several times and told Ma Kin to fetch him a green Burmese cigar. He never
smoked English tobacco, which he declared had no taste in it.
Presently, with Ba Taik’s help, U Po Kyin dressed in his office clothes, and stood for a
while admiring himself in the long mirror in the living-room. It was a wooden-walled
room with two pillars, still recognizable as teak-trunks, supporting the roof-tree, and it
was dark and sluttish as all Burmese rooms are, though U Po Kyin had furnished it
‘Ingaleik fashion’ with a veneered sideboard and chairs, some lithographs of the Royal
Family and a fire-extinguisher. The floor was covered with bamboo mats, much splashed
by lime and betel juice.
Ma Kin was sitting on a mat in the comer, stitching an ingyi. U Po Kyin turned slowly
before the mirror, trying to get a glimpse of his back view. He was dressed in a
gaungbaung of pale pink silk, an ingyi of starched muslin, and a paso of Mandalay silk, a
gorgeous salmon-pink brocaded with yellow. With an effort he turned his head round and
looked, pleased, at the paso tight and shining on his enormous buttocks. He was proud of
his fatness, because he saw the accumulated flesh as the symbol of his greatness. He who
had once been obscure and hungry was now fat, rich and feared. He was swollen with the
bodies of his enemies; a thought from which he extracted something very near poetry.
‘My new paso was cheap at twenty-two rupees, hey, Kin Kin? ’ he said.
Ma Kin bent her head over her sewing. She was a simple, old-fashioned woman, who had
learned even less of European habits than U Po Kyin. She could not sit on a chair without
discomfort. Every morning she went to the bazaar with a basket on her head, like a
village woman, and in the evenings she could be seen kneeling in the garden, praying to
the white spire of the pagoda that crowned the town. She had been the confidante of El Po
Kyin’s intrigues for twenty years and more.
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BURMESE DAYS
BY: GEORGE ORWELL
CATEGORY: FICTION - NOVEL
Burmese Days
by
George Orwell
Table of Contents
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 1
U Po Kyin, Sub-divisional Magistrate of Kyauktada, in Upper Burma, was sitting in his
veranda. It was only half past eight, but the month was April, and there was a closeness in
the air, a threat of the long, stifling midday hours. Occasional faint breaths of wind,
seeming cool by contrast, stirred the newly drenched orchids that hung from the eaves.
Beyond the orchids one could see the dusty, curved trunk of a palm tree, and then the
blazing ultramarine sky. Up in the zenith, so high that it dazzled one to look at them, a
few vultures circled without the quiver of a wing.
Unblinking, rather like a great porcelain idol, U Po Kyin gazed out into the fierce
sunlight. He was a man of fifty, so fat that for years he had not risen from his chair
without help, and yet shapely and even beautiful in his grossness; for the Burmese do not
sag and bulge like white men, but grow fat symmetrically, like fruits swelling. His face
was vast, yellow and quite unwrinkled, and his eyes were tawny. His feet — squat, high-
arched feet with the toes all the same length — were bare, and so was his cropped head,
and he wore one of those vivid Arakanese longyis with green and magenta checks which
the Burmese wear on infonnal occasions. He was chewing betel from a lacquered box on
the table, and thinking about his past life.
It had been a brilliantly successful life. U Po Kyin’s earliest memory, back in the eighties,
was of standing, a naked pot-bellied child, watching the British troops march victorious
into Mandalay. He remembered the terror he had felt of those columns of great beef-fed
men, red-faced and red-coated; and the long rifles over their shoulders, and the heavy,
rhythmic tramp of their boots. He had taken to his heels after watching them for a few
minutes. In his childish way he had grasped that his own people were no match for this
race of giants. To fight on the side of the British, to become a parasite upon them, had
been his ruling ambition, even as a child.
At seventeen he had tried for a Government appointment, but he had failed to get it, being
poor and friendless, and for three years he had worked in the stinking labyrinth of the
Mandalay bazaars, clerking for the rice merchants and sometimes stealing. Then when he
was twenty a lucky stroke of blackmail put him in possession of four hundred rupees, and
he went at once to Rangoon and bought his way into a Government clerkship. The job
was a lucrative one though the salary was small. At that time a ring of clerks were
making a steady income by misappropriating Government stores, and Po Kyin (he was
plain Po Kyin then: the honorific U came years later) took naturally to this kind of thing.
However, he had too much talent to spend his life in a clerkship, stealing miserably in
annas and pice. One day he discovered that the Government, being short of minor
officials, were going to make some appointments from among the clerks. The news
would have become public in another week, but it was one of Po Kyin’s qualities that his
information was always a week ahead of everyone else’s. He saw his chance and
denounced all his confederates before they could take alarm. Most of them were sent to
prison, and Po Kyin was made an Assistant Township Officer as the reward of his
honesty. Since then he had risen steadily. Now, at fifty-six, he was a Sub-divisional
Magistrate, and he would probably be promoted still further and made an acting Deputy
Commissioner, with Englishmen as his equals and even his subordinates.
As a magistrate his methods were simple. Even for the vastest bribe he would never sell
the decision of a case, because he knew that a magistrate who gives wrong judgments is
caught sooner or later. His practice, a much safer one, was to take bribes from both sides
and then decide the case on strictly legal grounds. This won him a useful reputation for
impartiality. Besides his revenue from litigants, U Po Kyin levied a ceaseless toll, a sort
of private taxation scheme, from all the villages under his jurisdiction. If any village
failed in its tribute U Po Kyin took punitive measures — gangs of dacoits attacked the
village, leading villagers were arrested on false charges, and so forth — and it was never
long before the amount was paid up. He also shared the proceeds of all the larger-sized
robberies that took place in the district. Most of this, of course, was known to everyone
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous. When any accusation was
brought against him, U Po Kyin simply discredited it with strings of suborned witnesses,
following this up by counter-accusations which left him in a stronger position than ever.
He was practically invulnerable, because he was too fine a judge of men ever to choose a
wrong instrument, and also because he was too absorbed in intrigue ever to fail through
carelessness or ignorance. One could say with practical certainty that he would never be
found out, that he would go from success to success, and would finally die full of honour,
worth several lakhs of rupees.
And even beyond the grave his success would continue. According to Buddhist belief,
those who have done evil in their lives will spend the next incarnation in the shape of a
rat, a frog or some other low animal. U Po Kyin was a good Buddhist and intended to
provide against this danger. He would devote his closing years to good works, which
would pile up enough merit to outweigh the rest of his life. Probably his good works
would take the form of building pagodas. Four pagodas, five, six, seven — the priests
would tell him how many — with carved stonework, gilt umbrellas and little bells that
tinkled in the wind, every tinkle a prayer. And he would return to the earth in male
human shape — for a woman ranks at about the same level as a rat or a frog — or at best as
some dignified beast such as an elephant.
All these thoughts flowed through U Po Kyin’s mind swiftly and for the most part in
pictures. His brain, though cunning, was quite barbaric, and it never worked except for
some definite end; mere meditation was beyond him. He had now reached the point to
which his thoughts had been tending. Putting his smallish, triangular hands on the arms of
his chair, he turned himself a little way round and called, rather wheezily:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! ’
Ba Taik, U Po Kyin’s servant, appeared through the beaded curtain of the veranda. He
was an under-sized, pock-marked man with a timid and rather hungry expression. U Po
Kyin paid him no wages, for he was a convicted thief whom a word would send to prison.
As Ba Taik advanced he shikoed, so low as to give the impression that he was stepping
backwards.
‘Most holy god? ’ he said.
‘Is anyone waiting to see me, Ba Taik? ’
Ba Taik enumerated the visitors upon his fingers: ‘There is the headman of Thitpingyi
village, your honour, who has brought presents, and two villagers who have an assault
case that is to be tried by your honour, and they too have brought presents. Ko Ba Sein,
the head clerk of the Deputy Commissioner s office, wishes to see you, and there is Ah
Shah, the police constable, and a dacoit whose name I do not know. I think they have
quarrelled about some gold bangles they have stolen. And there is also a young village
girl with a baby. ’
‘What does she want? ’ said U Po Kyin.
‘She says that the baby is yours, most holy one. ’
‘Ah. And how much has the headman brought? ’
Ba Taik thought it was only ten rupees and a basket of mangoes.
‘Tell the headman,’ said U Po Kyin, ‘that it should be twenty rupees, and there will be
trouble for him and his village if the money is not here tomorrow. I will see the others
presently. Ask Ko Ba Sein to come to me here. ’
Ba Sein appeared in a moment. He was an erect, narrow-shouldered man, very tall for a
Burman, with a curiously smooth face that recalled a coffee blancmange. U Po Kyin
found him a useful tool. Unimaginative and hardworking, he was an excellent clerk, and
Mr Macgregor, the Deputy Commissioner, trusted him with most of his official secrets. U
Po Kyin, put in a good temper by his thoughts, greeted Ba Sein with a laugh and waved
to the betel box.
‘Well, Ko Ba Sein, how does our affair progress? I hope that, as dear Mr Macgregor
would say’ — U Po Kyin broke into English — ’“eet ees making perceptible progress”? ’
Ba Sein did not smile at the small joke. Sitting down stiff and long-backed in the vacant
chair, he answered:
‘Excellently, sir. Our copy of the paper arrived this morning. Kindly observe. ’
He produced a copy of a bilingual paper called the Bunnese Patriot. It was a miserable
eight-page rag, villainously printed on paper as bad as blotting paper, and composed
partly of news stolen from the Rangoon Gazette, partly of weak Nationalist heroics. On
the last page the type had slipped and left the entire sheet jet black, as though in
mourning for the smallness of the paper’s circulation. The article to which U Po Kyin
turned was of a rather different stamp from the rest. It ran:
In these happy times, when we poor blacks are being uplifted by the mighty western
civilization, with its manifold blessings such as the cinematograph, machine-guns,
syphilis, etc. , what subject could be more inspiring than the private lives of our European
benefactors? We think therefore that it may interest our readers to hear something of
events in the up-country district of Kyauktada. And especially of Mr Macgregor,
honoured Deputy Commissioner of said district.
Mr Macgregor is of the type of the Fine Old English Gentleman, such as, in these happy
days, we have so many examples before our eyes. He is ‘a family man’ as our dear
English cousins say. Very much a family man is Mr Macgregor. So much so that he has
already three children in the district of Kyauktada, where he has been a year, and in his
last district of Shwemyo he left six young progenies behind him. Perhaps it is an
oversight on Mr Macgregor’s part that he has left these young infants quite unprovided
for, and that some of their mothers are in danger of starvation, etc. , etc. , etc.
There was a column of similar stuff, and wretched as it was, it was well above the level
of the rest of the paper. U Po Kyin read the article carefully through, holding it at ann’s
length — he was long-sighted — and drawing his lips meditatively back, exposing great
numbers of small, perfect teeth, blood-red from betel juice.
‘The editor will get six months’ imprisonment for this,’ he said finally.
‘He does not mind. He says that the only time when his creditors leave him alone is when
he is in prison. ’
‘And you say that your little apprentice clerk Hla Pe wrote this article ah by himself?
That is a very clever boy — a most promising boy! Never tell me again that these
Government High Schools are a waste of time. Hla Pe shah certainly have his clerkship. ’
‘You think then, sir, that this article will be enough? ’
U Po Kyin did not answer immediately. A puffing, labouring noise began to proceed
from him; he was trying to rise from his chair. Ba Taik was familiar with this sound. He
appeared from behind the beaded curtain, and he and Ba Sein put a hand under each of U
Po Kyin’s armpits and hoisted him to his feet. U Po Kyin stood for a moment balancing
the weight of his belly upon his legs, with the movement of a fish porter adjusting his
load. Then he waved Ba Taik away.
‘Not enough,’ he said, answering Ba Sein’s question, ‘not enough by any means. There is
a lot to be done yet. But this is the right beginning. Listen. ’
He went to the rail to spit out a scarlet mouthful of betel, and then began to quarter the
veranda with short steps, his hands behind his back. The friction of his vast thighs made
him waddle slightly. As he walked he talked, in the base jargon of the Government
offices — a patchwork of Burmese verbs and English abstract phrases:
‘Now, let us go into this affair from the beginning. We are going to make a concerted
attack on Dr Veraswami, who is the Civil Surgeon and Superintendent of the jail. We are
going to slander him, destroy his reputation and finally ruin him for ever. It will be rather
a delicate operation. ’
‘Yes, sir. ’
‘There will be no risk, but we have got to go slowly. We are not proceeding against a
miserable clerk or police constable. We are proceeding against a high official, and with a
high official, even when he is an Indian, it is not the same as with a clerk. How does one
ruin a clerk? Easy; an accusation, two dozen witnesses, dismissal and imprisonment. But
that will not do here. Softly, softly, softly is my way. No scandal, and above all no
official inquiry. There must be no accusations that can be answered, and yet within three
months I must fix it in the head of every European in Kyauktada that the doctor is a
villain. What shall I accuse him of? Bribes will not do, a doctor does not get bribes to any
extent. What then? ’
‘We could perhaps arrange a mutiny in the jail,’ said Ba Sein. ‘As superintendent, the
doctor would be blamed. ’
‘No, it is too dangerous. I do not want the jail warders firing their rifles in all directions.
Besides, it would be expensive. Clearly, then, it must be disloyalty — Nationalism,
seditious propaganda. We must persuade the Europeans that the doctor holds disloyal,
anti-British opinions. That is far worse than bribery; they expect a native official to take
bribes. But let them suspect his loyalty even for a moment, and he is ruined. ’
‘It would be a hard thing to prove,’ objected Ba Sein. ‘The doctor is very loyal to the
Europeans. He grows angry when anything is said against them. They will know that, do
you not think? ’
‘Nonsense, nonsense,’ said U Po Kyin comfortably. ‘No European cares anything about
proofs. When a man has a black face, suspicion IS proof. A few anonymous letters will
work wonders. It is only a question of persisting; accuse, accuse, go on accusing — that is
the way with Europeans. One anonymous letter after another, to every European in turn.
And then, when their suspicions are thoroughly aroused — ’ U Po Kyin brought one short
arm from behind his back and clicked his thumb and linger. He added: ‘We begin with
this article in the Bunnese Patriot. The Europeans will shout with rage when they see it.
Well, the next move is to persuade them that it was the doctor who wrote it. ’
‘It will be difficult while he has friends among the Europeans. All of them go to him
when they are ill. He cured Mr Macgregor of his flatulence this cold weather. They
consider him a very clever doctor, I believe. ’
‘How little you understand the European mind, Ko Ba Sein! If the Europeans go to
Veraswami it is only because there is no other doctor in Kyauktada. No European has any
faith in a man with a black face. No, with anonymous letters it is only a question of
sending enough. I shall soon see to it that he has no friends left. ’
‘There is Mr Flory, the timber merchant,’ said Ba Sein. (He pronounced it ‘Mr Porley’. )
‘He is a close friend of the doctor. I see him go to his house every morning when he is in
Kyauktada. Twice he has even invited the doctor to dinner. ’
‘Ah, now there you are right. If Flory were a friend of the doctor it could do us harm.
You cannot hurt an Indian when he has a European friend. It gives him — what is that
word they are so fond of? — prestige. But Flory will desert his friend quickly enough
when the trouble begins. These people have no feeling of loyalty towards a native.
Besides, I happen to know that Flory is a coward. I can deal with him. Your part, Ko Ba
Sein, is to watch Mr Macgregor’s movements. Has he written to the Commissioner
lately — written confidentially, I mean? ’
‘He wrote two days ago, but when we steamed the letter open we found it was nothing of
importance. ’
‘Ah well, we will give him something to write about.
Most of this, of course, was known to everyone
except U Po Kyin’s official superiors (no British officer will ever believe anything
against his own men) but the attempts to expose him invariably failed; his supporters,
kept loyal by their share of the loot, were too numerous. When any accusation was
brought against him, U Po Kyin simply discredited it with strings of suborned witnesses,
following this up by counter-accusations which left him in a stronger position than ever.
He was practically invulnerable, because he was too fine a judge of men ever to choose a
wrong instrument, and also because he was too absorbed in intrigue ever to fail through
carelessness or ignorance. One could say with practical certainty that he would never be
found out, that he would go from success to success, and would finally die full of honour,
worth several lakhs of rupees.
And even beyond the grave his success would continue. According to Buddhist belief,
those who have done evil in their lives will spend the next incarnation in the shape of a
rat, a frog or some other low animal. U Po Kyin was a good Buddhist and intended to
provide against this danger. He would devote his closing years to good works, which
would pile up enough merit to outweigh the rest of his life. Probably his good works
would take the form of building pagodas. Four pagodas, five, six, seven — the priests
would tell him how many — with carved stonework, gilt umbrellas and little bells that
tinkled in the wind, every tinkle a prayer. And he would return to the earth in male
human shape — for a woman ranks at about the same level as a rat or a frog — or at best as
some dignified beast such as an elephant.
All these thoughts flowed through U Po Kyin’s mind swiftly and for the most part in
pictures. His brain, though cunning, was quite barbaric, and it never worked except for
some definite end; mere meditation was beyond him. He had now reached the point to
which his thoughts had been tending. Putting his smallish, triangular hands on the arms of
his chair, he turned himself a little way round and called, rather wheezily:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! ’
Ba Taik, U Po Kyin’s servant, appeared through the beaded curtain of the veranda. He
was an under-sized, pock-marked man with a timid and rather hungry expression. U Po
Kyin paid him no wages, for he was a convicted thief whom a word would send to prison.
As Ba Taik advanced he shikoed, so low as to give the impression that he was stepping
backwards.
‘Most holy god? ’ he said.
‘Is anyone waiting to see me, Ba Taik? ’
Ba Taik enumerated the visitors upon his fingers: ‘There is the headman of Thitpingyi
village, your honour, who has brought presents, and two villagers who have an assault
case that is to be tried by your honour, and they too have brought presents. Ko Ba Sein,
the head clerk of the Deputy Commissioner s office, wishes to see you, and there is Ah
Shah, the police constable, and a dacoit whose name I do not know. I think they have
quarrelled about some gold bangles they have stolen. And there is also a young village
girl with a baby. ’
‘What does she want? ’ said U Po Kyin.
‘She says that the baby is yours, most holy one. ’
‘Ah. And how much has the headman brought? ’
Ba Taik thought it was only ten rupees and a basket of mangoes.
‘Tell the headman,’ said U Po Kyin, ‘that it should be twenty rupees, and there will be
trouble for him and his village if the money is not here tomorrow. I will see the others
presently. Ask Ko Ba Sein to come to me here. ’
Ba Sein appeared in a moment. He was an erect, narrow-shouldered man, very tall for a
Burman, with a curiously smooth face that recalled a coffee blancmange. U Po Kyin
found him a useful tool. Unimaginative and hardworking, he was an excellent clerk, and
Mr Macgregor, the Deputy Commissioner, trusted him with most of his official secrets. U
Po Kyin, put in a good temper by his thoughts, greeted Ba Sein with a laugh and waved
to the betel box.
‘Well, Ko Ba Sein, how does our affair progress? I hope that, as dear Mr Macgregor
would say’ — U Po Kyin broke into English — ’“eet ees making perceptible progress”? ’
Ba Sein did not smile at the small joke. Sitting down stiff and long-backed in the vacant
chair, he answered:
‘Excellently, sir. Our copy of the paper arrived this morning. Kindly observe. ’
He produced a copy of a bilingual paper called the Bunnese Patriot. It was a miserable
eight-page rag, villainously printed on paper as bad as blotting paper, and composed
partly of news stolen from the Rangoon Gazette, partly of weak Nationalist heroics. On
the last page the type had slipped and left the entire sheet jet black, as though in
mourning for the smallness of the paper’s circulation. The article to which U Po Kyin
turned was of a rather different stamp from the rest. It ran:
In these happy times, when we poor blacks are being uplifted by the mighty western
civilization, with its manifold blessings such as the cinematograph, machine-guns,
syphilis, etc. , what subject could be more inspiring than the private lives of our European
benefactors? We think therefore that it may interest our readers to hear something of
events in the up-country district of Kyauktada. And especially of Mr Macgregor,
honoured Deputy Commissioner of said district.
Mr Macgregor is of the type of the Fine Old English Gentleman, such as, in these happy
days, we have so many examples before our eyes. He is ‘a family man’ as our dear
English cousins say. Very much a family man is Mr Macgregor. So much so that he has
already three children in the district of Kyauktada, where he has been a year, and in his
last district of Shwemyo he left six young progenies behind him. Perhaps it is an
oversight on Mr Macgregor’s part that he has left these young infants quite unprovided
for, and that some of their mothers are in danger of starvation, etc. , etc. , etc.
There was a column of similar stuff, and wretched as it was, it was well above the level
of the rest of the paper. U Po Kyin read the article carefully through, holding it at ann’s
length — he was long-sighted — and drawing his lips meditatively back, exposing great
numbers of small, perfect teeth, blood-red from betel juice.
‘The editor will get six months’ imprisonment for this,’ he said finally.
‘He does not mind. He says that the only time when his creditors leave him alone is when
he is in prison. ’
‘And you say that your little apprentice clerk Hla Pe wrote this article ah by himself?
That is a very clever boy — a most promising boy! Never tell me again that these
Government High Schools are a waste of time. Hla Pe shah certainly have his clerkship. ’
‘You think then, sir, that this article will be enough? ’
U Po Kyin did not answer immediately. A puffing, labouring noise began to proceed
from him; he was trying to rise from his chair. Ba Taik was familiar with this sound. He
appeared from behind the beaded curtain, and he and Ba Sein put a hand under each of U
Po Kyin’s armpits and hoisted him to his feet. U Po Kyin stood for a moment balancing
the weight of his belly upon his legs, with the movement of a fish porter adjusting his
load. Then he waved Ba Taik away.
‘Not enough,’ he said, answering Ba Sein’s question, ‘not enough by any means. There is
a lot to be done yet. But this is the right beginning. Listen. ’
He went to the rail to spit out a scarlet mouthful of betel, and then began to quarter the
veranda with short steps, his hands behind his back. The friction of his vast thighs made
him waddle slightly. As he walked he talked, in the base jargon of the Government
offices — a patchwork of Burmese verbs and English abstract phrases:
‘Now, let us go into this affair from the beginning. We are going to make a concerted
attack on Dr Veraswami, who is the Civil Surgeon and Superintendent of the jail. We are
going to slander him, destroy his reputation and finally ruin him for ever. It will be rather
a delicate operation. ’
‘Yes, sir. ’
‘There will be no risk, but we have got to go slowly. We are not proceeding against a
miserable clerk or police constable. We are proceeding against a high official, and with a
high official, even when he is an Indian, it is not the same as with a clerk. How does one
ruin a clerk? Easy; an accusation, two dozen witnesses, dismissal and imprisonment. But
that will not do here. Softly, softly, softly is my way. No scandal, and above all no
official inquiry. There must be no accusations that can be answered, and yet within three
months I must fix it in the head of every European in Kyauktada that the doctor is a
villain. What shall I accuse him of? Bribes will not do, a doctor does not get bribes to any
extent. What then? ’
‘We could perhaps arrange a mutiny in the jail,’ said Ba Sein. ‘As superintendent, the
doctor would be blamed. ’
‘No, it is too dangerous. I do not want the jail warders firing their rifles in all directions.
Besides, it would be expensive. Clearly, then, it must be disloyalty — Nationalism,
seditious propaganda. We must persuade the Europeans that the doctor holds disloyal,
anti-British opinions. That is far worse than bribery; they expect a native official to take
bribes. But let them suspect his loyalty even for a moment, and he is ruined. ’
‘It would be a hard thing to prove,’ objected Ba Sein. ‘The doctor is very loyal to the
Europeans. He grows angry when anything is said against them. They will know that, do
you not think? ’
‘Nonsense, nonsense,’ said U Po Kyin comfortably. ‘No European cares anything about
proofs. When a man has a black face, suspicion IS proof. A few anonymous letters will
work wonders. It is only a question of persisting; accuse, accuse, go on accusing — that is
the way with Europeans. One anonymous letter after another, to every European in turn.
And then, when their suspicions are thoroughly aroused — ’ U Po Kyin brought one short
arm from behind his back and clicked his thumb and linger. He added: ‘We begin with
this article in the Bunnese Patriot. The Europeans will shout with rage when they see it.
Well, the next move is to persuade them that it was the doctor who wrote it. ’
‘It will be difficult while he has friends among the Europeans. All of them go to him
when they are ill. He cured Mr Macgregor of his flatulence this cold weather. They
consider him a very clever doctor, I believe. ’
‘How little you understand the European mind, Ko Ba Sein! If the Europeans go to
Veraswami it is only because there is no other doctor in Kyauktada. No European has any
faith in a man with a black face. No, with anonymous letters it is only a question of
sending enough. I shall soon see to it that he has no friends left. ’
‘There is Mr Flory, the timber merchant,’ said Ba Sein. (He pronounced it ‘Mr Porley’. )
‘He is a close friend of the doctor. I see him go to his house every morning when he is in
Kyauktada. Twice he has even invited the doctor to dinner. ’
‘Ah, now there you are right. If Flory were a friend of the doctor it could do us harm.
You cannot hurt an Indian when he has a European friend. It gives him — what is that
word they are so fond of? — prestige. But Flory will desert his friend quickly enough
when the trouble begins. These people have no feeling of loyalty towards a native.
Besides, I happen to know that Flory is a coward. I can deal with him. Your part, Ko Ba
Sein, is to watch Mr Macgregor’s movements. Has he written to the Commissioner
lately — written confidentially, I mean? ’
‘He wrote two days ago, but when we steamed the letter open we found it was nothing of
importance. ’
‘Ah well, we will give him something to write about. And as soon as he suspects the
doctor, then is the time for that other affair I spoke to you of. Thus we shall — what does
Mr Macgregor say? Ah yes, “kill two birds with one stone”. A whole flock of birds — ha,
ha! ’
U Po Kyin’s laugh was a disgusting bubbling sound deep down in his belly, like the
preparation for a cough; yet it was merry, even childlike. He did not say any more about
the ‘other affair’, which was too private to be discussed even upon the veranda. Ba Sein,
seeing the interview at an end, stood up and bowed, angular as a jointed ruler.
‘Is there anything else your honour wishes done? ’ he said.
‘Make sure that Mr Macgregor has his copy of the Bunnese Patriot. You had better tell
Hla Pe to have an attack of dysentery and stay away from the office. I shall want him for
the writing of the anonymous letters. That is all for the present. ’
‘Then I may go, sir? ’
‘God go with you,’ said U Po Kyin rather abstractedly, and at once shouted again for Ba
Taik. He never wasted a moment of his day. It did not take him long to deal with the
other visitors and to send the village girl away unrewarded, having examined her face and
said that he did not recognize her. It was now his breakfast time. Violent pangs of hunger,
which attacked him punctually at this hour every morning, began to tonnent his belly. He
shouted urgently:
‘Ba Taik! Hey, Ba Taik! Kin Kin! My breakfast! Be quick, I am starving. ’
In the living-room behind the curtain a table was already set out with a huge bowl of rice
and a dozen plates containing curries, dried prawns and sliced green mangoes. U Po Kyin
waddled to the table, sat down with a grunt and at once threw himself on the food. Ma
Kin, his wife, stood behind him and served him. She was a thin woman of five and forty,
with a kindly, pale brown, simian face. U Po Kyin took no notice of her while he was
eating. With the bowl close to his nose he stuffed the food into himself with swift, greasy
fingers, breathing fast. All his meals were swift, passionate and enormous; they were not
meals so much as orgies, debauches of curry and rice. When he had finished he sat back,
belched several times and told Ma Kin to fetch him a green Burmese cigar. He never
smoked English tobacco, which he declared had no taste in it.
Presently, with Ba Taik’s help, U Po Kyin dressed in his office clothes, and stood for a
while admiring himself in the long mirror in the living-room. It was a wooden-walled
room with two pillars, still recognizable as teak-trunks, supporting the roof-tree, and it
was dark and sluttish as all Burmese rooms are, though U Po Kyin had furnished it
‘Ingaleik fashion’ with a veneered sideboard and chairs, some lithographs of the Royal
Family and a fire-extinguisher. The floor was covered with bamboo mats, much splashed
by lime and betel juice.
Ma Kin was sitting on a mat in the comer, stitching an ingyi. U Po Kyin turned slowly
before the mirror, trying to get a glimpse of his back view. He was dressed in a
gaungbaung of pale pink silk, an ingyi of starched muslin, and a paso of Mandalay silk, a
gorgeous salmon-pink brocaded with yellow. With an effort he turned his head round and
looked, pleased, at the paso tight and shining on his enormous buttocks. He was proud of
his fatness, because he saw the accumulated flesh as the symbol of his greatness. He who
had once been obscure and hungry was now fat, rich and feared. He was swollen with the
bodies of his enemies; a thought from which he extracted something very near poetry.
‘My new paso was cheap at twenty-two rupees, hey, Kin Kin? ’ he said.
Ma Kin bent her head over her sewing. She was a simple, old-fashioned woman, who had
learned even less of European habits than U Po Kyin. She could not sit on a chair without
discomfort. Every morning she went to the bazaar with a basket on her head, like a
village woman, and in the evenings she could be seen kneeling in the garden, praying to
the white spire of the pagoda that crowned the town. She had been the confidante of El Po
Kyin’s intrigues for twenty years and more.
