No More Learning

Look ye, Teresa,
I have always heard my elders say that he who does not know
how to take advantage of luck when it comes to him, has no
right to complain if it gives him the go-by; and now that it is
knocking at our door, it will not do to shut it out; let us go
with the favoring breeze that blows upon us. " (It is this sort of
talk, and what Sancho says lower down, that made the translator
of the history say he considered this chapter apocryphal. ) "Don't
you see, you animal," continued Sancho, "that it will be well
for me to drop into some profitable government that will lift us
out of the mire, and marry Mari-Sancha to whom I like; and
you yourself will find yourself called 'Doña Teresa Panza,' and
sitting in church on a fine carpet and cushions and draperies, in
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stay as you are, growing neither greater nor less, like a tapestry
figure. Let us say no more about it, for Sanchica shall be a
countess, say what you will. "
"Are you sure of all you say, husband? " replied Teresa.
“Well, for all that, I am afraid this rank of countess for my
daughter will be her ruin. You do as you like, make a duchess
or a princess of her, but I can tell you it will not be with my
will and consent. I was always a lover of equality, brother, and
I can't bear to see people give themselves airs without any right.
They called me Teresa at my baptism,-a plain, simple name,
without any additions or tags or fringes of Dons or Doñas; Cas-
cajo was my father's name, and as I am your wife, I am called
Teresa Panza, though by right I ought to be called Teresa Cas-
cajo; but 'kings go where laws like,' and I am content with
this name without having the 'Don' put on top of it to make it
so heavy that I cannot carry it; and I don't want to make people
talk about me when they see me go dressed like a countess or
governor's wife; for they will say at once, 'See what airs the
slut gives herself! Only yesterday she was always spinning flax,
and used to go to mass with the tail of her petticoat over her
head instead of a mantle; and there she goes to-day in a hooped
gown with her brooches and airs, as if we didn't know her! ' If
God keeps me in my seven senses, or five, or whatever number
I have, I am not going to bring myself to such a pass; go you,
brother, and be a government or an island man, and swagger as
much as you like; for by the soul of my mother, neither my
daughter nor I are going to stir a step from our village; a
respectable woman should have a broken leg and keep at home,
and to be busy at something is a virtuous damsel's holiday; be
off to your adventures, along with your Don Quixote, and leave
us to our misadventures, for God will mend them for us accord-
ing as we deserve it. I don't know, I'm sure, who fixed the
'Don' to him, what neither his father nor grandfather ever had. "
"I declare, thou hast a devil of some sort in thy body! " said
Sancho. "God help thee, woman, what a lot of things thou hast
strung together, one after the other, without head or tail! What
have Cascajo, and the brooches and the proverbs and the airs, to
do with what I say? Look here, fool and dolt (for so I may
call you when you don't understand my words and run away
from good fortune), if I had said that my daughter was to throw
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Infanta Doña Urraca wanted to do, you would be right in not
giving way to my will; but if in an instant, in less than the
twinkling of an eye, I put the 'Don' and 'my lady' on her
back, and take her out of the stubble and place her under a
canopy, on a daïs, and on a couch with more velvet cushions
than all the Almohades of Morocco ever had in their family, why
won't you consent and fall in with my wishes? "
"Do you know why, husband? " replied Teresa; "because of
the proverb that says, 'Who covers thee, discovers thee. ' At
the poor man people only throw a hasty glance; on the rich man
they fix their eyes; and if the said rich man was once on a time
poor, it is then there is the sneering and the tattle and spite of
backbiters; and in the streets here they swarm as thick as bees. "
"Look here, Teresa," said Sancho, "and listen to what I am
now going to say to you; maybe you never heard it in all your
life; and I do not give my own notions, for what I am about to
say are the opinions of his Reverence the preacher who preached
in this town last Lent, and who said, if I remember rightly, that
all things present that our eyes behold, bring themselves before
us and remain and fix themselves on our memory much better
and more forcibly than things past. " (These observations which
Sancho makes here are the other ones on account of which the
translator says he regards this chapter as apocryphal, inasmuch
as they are beyond Sancho's capacity. ) "Whence it arises," he
continued, "that when we see any person well dressed and mak-
ing a figure with rich garments and retinue of servants, it seems
to lead and impel us perforce to respect him, though memory
may at the same time recall to us some lowly condition in which
we have seen him, but which, whether it may have been poverty
or low birth, being now a thing of the past has no existence;
while the only thing that has any existence is what we see
before us; and if this person whom fortune has raised from his
original lowly state (these were the very words the padre used)
to his present height of prosperity, be well-bred, generous, court-
eous to all, without seeking to vie with those whose nobility is
of ancient date,-depend upon it, Teresa, no one will remember
what he was, and every one will respect what he is, except
indeed the envious, from whom no fair fortune is safe. ”
"I do not understand you, husband," replied Teresa; "do as
you like, and don't break my head with any more speechifying
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"Resolved, you should say, woman," said Sancho, "not re-
volved. "
«< Don't set yourself to wrangle with me, husband," said Ter-
esa; "I speak as God pleases, and don't deal in out-of-the-way
phrases; and I say if you are bent upon having a government,
take your son Sancho with you, and teach him from this time on
how to hold a government; for sons ought to inherit and learn
the trades of their fathers. "
"As soon as I have the government," said Sancho, "I will
send for him by post, and I will send thee money, of which I
shall have no lack, for there is never any want of people to lend
it to governors when they have not got it; and do thou dress
him so as to hide what he is and make him look what he is
to be. "
"You send the money," said Teresa, "and I'll dress him up
for you as fine as you please. "
"Then we are agreed that our daughter is to be a countess,"
said Sancho.
"The day that I see her a countess," replied Teresa, "it will
be the same to me as if I was burying her; but once more I say
do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of
being obedient to our husbands, though they be dogs;" and with
this she began to weep in downright earnest, as if she already
saw Sanchica dead and buried.
Sancho consoled her by saying that though he must make
her a countess, he would put it off as long as possible. Here
their conversation came to an end, and Sancho went back to see
Don Quixote and make arrangements for their departure.
OF SANCHO PANZA'S DELECTABLE DISCOURSE WITH THE
DUCHESS
THE
HE history records that Sancho did not sleep that afternoon,
but in order to keep his word, came, before he had well
done dinner, to visit the duchess; who, finding enjoyment.
in listening to him, made him sit down beside her on a low seat,
though Sancho out of pure good breeding wanted not to sit
down; the duchess however told him he was to sit down as gov-
ernor and talk as squire, as in both respects he was worthy
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shrugged his shoulders, obeyed, and sat down, and all the duch-
ess's damsels and duennas gathered round him, waiting in pro-
found silence to hear what he would say. It was the duchess
however who spoke first, saying, "Now that we are alone, and
that there is nobody here to overhear us, I should be glad if the
señor governor would relieve me of certain doubts I have, rising
out of the history of the great Don Quixote that is now in print.
One is: inasmuch as worthy Sancho never saw Dulcinea,—I mean
the lady Dulcinea del Toboso,-nor took Don Quixote's letter to
her, for it was left in the memorandum-book in the Sierra Mo-
rena, how did he dare to invent the answer and all that about
finding her sifting wheat,-the whole story being a deception and
falsehood, and so much to the prejudice of the peerless Dulcinea's
good name; a thing that is not at all becoming the character and
fidelity of a good squire? "
At these words, Sancho, without uttering one in reply, got up
from his chair, and with noiseless steps, with his body bent and
his finger on his lips, went all round the room lifting up the
hangings; and this done, he came back to his seat and said:—
(( Now, señora, that I have seen that there is no one except the
bystanders listening to us on the sly, I will answer what you
have asked me, and all you may ask me, without fear or dread.
And the first thing I have got to say is, that for my own part I
hold my master Don Quixote to be stark mad, though sometimes
he says things that to my mind, and indeed everybody's that
listens to him, are so wise and run in such a straight furrow
that Satan himself could not have said them better; but for all
that, really and beyond all question, it's my firm belief he is
cracked. Well, then, as this is clear to my mind, I can venture
to make him believe things that have neither head nor tail, like
that affair of the answer to the letter, and that other of six or
eight days ago which is not yet in history,- that is to say, the
affair of the enchantment of my lady Dulcinea; for I made him
believe she is enchanted, though there's no more truth in it than
over the hills of Úbeda. »
-
The duchess begged him to tell her about the enchantment or
deception, so Sancho told the whole story exactly as it had hap-
pened, and his hearers were not a little amused by it; and then
resuming, the duchess said: "In consequence of what worthy
Sancho has told me, a doubt starts up in my mind, and there
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be mad, crazy, cracked, and Sancho his squire knows it, and
notwithstanding serves and follows him, and goes trusting to his
empty promises, there can be no doubt he must be still madder
and sillier than his master; and that being so, it will be cast in
your teeth, señora Duchess, if you give the said Sancho an
island to govern; for how will he who does not know how to
govern himself know how to govern others ? >»
"My God, señora," said Sancho, "but that doubt comes
timely; but your Grace may say it out, and speak plainly, or as
you like; for I know what you say is true, and if I were wise I
should have left my master long ago: but this was my fate, this
was my bad luck; I can't help it, I must follow him; we're from
the same village, I have eaten his bread, I'm fond of him, I'm
grateful, he gave me his ass-colts, and above all I'm faithful; so
it's quite impossible for anything to separate us except the pick-
axe and shovel. And if your Highness does not like to give me
the government you promised, God made me without it, and
maybe your not giving it to me will be all the better for my
conscience; for fool as I am, I know the proverb To her hurt the
ant got wings,' and it may be that Sancho the squire will get to
heaven sooner than Sancho the governor. They make as good
bread here as in France'; and 'By night all cats are gray'; and
'A hard case enough his, who hasn't broken his fast at two in
the afternoon '; and There's no stomach a hand's-breadth bigger
than another'; and the same can be filled with straw or hay,'
as the saying is; and 'The little birds of the field have God for
their purveyor and caterer'; and Four yards of Cuenca frieze
keep one warmer than four of Segovia broadcloth'; and 'When
we quit this world and are put underground, the prince travels
by as narrow a path as the journeyman'; and The Pope's body
does not take up more feet of earth than the sacristan's,' for all
that the one is higher than the other; for when we go to our
graves we all pack ourselves up and make ourselves small, or
rather they pack us up and make us small in spite of us, and
then-good-night to us. And I say once more, if your ladyship.
does not like to give me the island because I'm a fool, like a
wise man I will take care to give myself no trouble about it; I
have heard say that 'Behind the cross there's the devil,' and
that 'All that glitters is not gold,' and that from among the
oxen and the plows and the yokes, Wamba the husbandman
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and pleasures and riches, Roderick was taken to be devoured
by adders, if the verses of the old ballads don't lie. "
"To be sure they don't lie! " exclaimed Doña Rodriguez, the
duenna, who was one of the listeners. "Why, there's a ballad
that says they put King Rodrigo alive into a tomb full of toads
and adders and lizards, and that two days afterwards the king,
in a plaintive, feeble voice, cried out from within the tomb-
"They gnaw me now, they gnaw me now,
There where I most did sin. '
And according to that, the gentleman has good reason to say he
would rather be a laboring man than a king, if vermin are to
eat him. "
The duchess could not help laughing at the simplicity of her
duenna, or wondering at the language and proverbs of Sancho,
to whom she said: "Worthy Sancho knows very well that when
once a knight has made a promise he strives to keep it, though
it should cost him his life. My lord and husband the duke,
though not one of the errant sort, is none the less a knight for
that reason, and will keep his word about the promised island
in spite of the envy and malice of the world. Let Sancho be of
good cheer; for when he least expects it he will find himself
seated on the throne of his island and seat of dignity, and will
take possession of his government that he may discard it for
another of three-bordered brocade. The charge I give him is, to
be careful how he governs his vassals, bearing in mind that they
are all loyal and well-born. "
-
"As to governing them well," said Sancho, "there's no need
of charging me to do that, for I'm kind-hearted by nature, and
full of compassion for the poor; 'There's no stealing the loaf
from him who kneads and bakes'; and by my faith, it won't do
to throw false dice with me; I am an old dog, and I know all
about 'tus, tus'; I can be wide awake if need be, and I don't
let clouds come before my eyes, for I know where the shoe
pinches me; I say so, because with me the good will have sup-
port and protection, and the bad neither footing nor access.
And it seems to me that in governments, to make a beginning
is everything; and maybe after having been governor a fort-
night, I'll take kindly to the work and know more about it than
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"You are right, Sancho," said the duchess; "for no one is
born ready taught, and the bishops are made out of men and
not out of stones. But to return to the subject we were discuss-
ing just now, the enchantment of the lady Dulcinea: I look upon
it as certain, and something more than evident, that Sancho's
idea of practicing a deception upon his master, making him
believe that the peasant girl was Dulcinea and that if he did
not recognize her it must be because she was enchanted, was all
a device of one of the enchanters that persecute Don Quixote.
For in truth and earnest, I know from good authority that the
coarse country wench who jumped up on the ass was and is
Dulcinea del Toboso, and that worthy Sancho, though he fancies
himself the deceiver, is the one that is deceived; and that there
is no more reason to doubt the truth of this, than of anything
else we never saw. Señor Sancho Panza must know that we too
have enchanters here, that are well disposed to us, and tell us
what goes on in the world, plainly and distinctly, without sub-
terfuge or deception; and believe me, Sancho, that agile country
lass was and is Dulcinea del Toboso, who is as much enchanted
as the mother that bore her; and when we least expect it, we
shall see her in her own proper form, and then Sancho will be
disabused of the error he is under at present. "
"All that's very possible," said Sancho Panza; "and now I'm
willing to believe what my master says about what he saw in
the cave of Montesinos, where he says he saw the lady Dulcinea
del Toboso in the very same dress and apparel that I said I had
seen her in when I enchanted her all to please myself. It must
be all exactly the other way, as your ladyship says; because it is
impossible to suppose that out of my poor wit such a cunning
trick could be concocted in a moment, nor do I think my master
is so mad that by my weak and feeble persuasion he could be
made to believe a thing so out of all reason. But, señora, your
Excellence must not therefore think me ill-disposed, for a dolt
like me is not bound to see into the thoughts and plots of those
vile enchanters. I invented all that to escape my master's scold-
ing, and not with any intention of hurting him; and if it has
turned out differently, there is a God in heaven who judges our
hearts. "
"That is true," said the duchess; "but tell me, Sancho, what
is this you say about the cave of Montesinos, for I should like
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Sancho, upon this, related to her word for word what has
been said already touching that adventure; and having heard it,
the duchess said: "From this occurrence it may be inferred
that as the great Don Quixote says he saw there the same coun-
try wench Sancho saw on the way from El Toboso, it is no
doubt Dulcinea, and there are some very active and exceedingly
busy enchanters about. "
"So I say," said Sancho; "and if my lady Dulcinea is en-
chanted, so much the worse for her, and I'm not going to pick a
quarrel with my master's enemies, who seem to be many and
spiteful. The truth is that the one I saw was a country wench,
and I set her down to be a country wench; and if that was
Dulcinea it must not be laid at my door, nor should I be called
to answer for it or take the consequences. But they must go
nagging at me at every step-Sancho said it, Sancho did it;
Sancho here, Sancho there,' as if Sancho was nobody at all, and
not that same Sancho Panza that's now going all over the world
in books, so Samson Carrasco told me, and he's at any rate one
that's a bachelor of Salamanca; and people of that sort can't lie,
except when the whim seizes them or they have some very good
reason for it. So there's no occasion for anybody to quarrel
with me; and then I have a good character, and as I have
heard my master say, 'A good name is better than great riches';
let them only stick me into this government and they'll see won-
ders, for one who has been a good squire will be a good gov
ernor. "
"All worthy Sancho's observations," said the duchess, "are
Catonian sentences, or at any rate out of the very heart of
Michael Verino himself, who florentibus occidit annis. In fact,
to speak in his own style, 'Under a bad cloak there's often a
good drinker. '
>>
"Indeed, señora," said Sancho, "I never yet drank out of
wickedness; from thirst I have, very likely, for I have nothing
of the hypocrite in me; I drink when I'm inclined, or, if I'm
not inclined, when they offer it to me, so as not to look either
strait-laced or ill-bred; for when a friend drinks one's health,
what heart can be so hard as not to return it? But if I put on
my shoes I don't dirty them; besides, squires to knights-errant
mostly drink water, for they are always wandering among woods,
forests, and meadows, mountains and crags, without a drop of
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"So I believe," said the duchess; "and now let Sancho go
and take his sleep, and we will talk by-and-by at greater length,
and settle how he may soon go and stick himself into the gov-
ernment, as he says. "
Sancho once more kissed the duchess's hand, and entreated
her to be so kind as to let good care be taken of his Dapple, for
he was the light of his eyes.
"What is Dapple? " said the duchess.
"My ass," said Sancho, "which, not to mention him by that
name, I'm accustomed to call Dapple; I begged this lady duenna.
here to take care of him when I came into the castle, and she
got as angry as if I had said she was ugly or old, though it
ought to be more natural and proper for duennas to feed asses
than to ornament chambers. God bless me! what a spite a gen-
tleman of my village had against these ladies! "
"He must have been some clown," said Doña Rodriguez, the
duenna; "for if he had been a gentleman and well-born he
would have exalted them higher than the horns of the moon. "
"That will do," said the duchess; "no more of this; hush,
Doña Rodriguez, and let Señor Panza rest easy and leave the
treatment of Dapple in my charge; for as he is a treasure of
Sancho's, I'll put him on the apple of my eye. ”
"It will be enough for him to be in the stable," said Sancho,
"for neither he nor I are worthy to rest a moment in the apple
of your Highness's eye, and I'd as soon stab myself as consent
to it; for though my master says that in civilities it is better to
lose by a card too many than a card too few, when it comes to
civilities to asses we must mind what we are about and keep
within due bounds. "
"Take him to your government, Sancho," said the duchess,
" and there you will be able to make as much of him as you
like, and even release him from work and pension him off. ”
"Don't think, señora duchess, that you have said anything
absurd," said Sancho: "I have seen more than two asses go to
governments, and for me to take mine with me would be noth-
ing new. "
Sancho's words made the duchess laugh again, and gave her
fresh amusement, and dismissing him to sleep she went away
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SANCHO PANZA AS GOVERNOR
THE
HE history says that from the justice court they carried
Sancho to a sumptuous palace, where in a spacious chamber
there was a table laid out with royal magnificence. The
clarions sounded as Sancho entered the room, and four pages
came forward to present him with water for his hands, which
Sancho received with great dignity. The music ceased, and
Sancho seated himself at the head of the table; for there was
only that seat placed, and no more than the one cover laid. A
personage, who it appeared afterwards was a physician, placed
himself standing by his side, with a whalebone wand in his
hand. They then lifted up a fine white cloth covering fruit and
a great variety of dishes of different sorts; one who looked like
a student said grace, and a page put a laced bib on Sancho,
while another who played the part of head carver placed a dish
of fruit before him. But hardly had he tasted a morsel when
the man with the wand touched the plate with it, and they took
it away from before him with the utmost celerity. The carver
however brought him another dish, and Sancho proceeded to try
it; but before he could get at it, not to say taste it, already the
wand had touched it and a page had carried it off with the
same promptitude as the fruit. Sancho seeing this was puzzled,
and looking from one to another, asked if this dinner was to be
eaten after the fashion of a jugglery trick.
To this he with the wand replied: "It is not to be eaten,
señor governor, except as is usual and customary in other islands
where there are governors. I, señor, am a physician, and I am
paid a salary in this island to serve its governors as such; and I
have a much greater regard for their health than for my own,
studying day and night and making myself acquainted with the
governor's constitution, in order to be able to cure him when he
falls sick. The chief thing I have to do is to attend at his
dinners and suppers, and allow him to eat what appears to me
to be fit for him, and keep from him what I think will do him
harm and be injurious to his stomach: and therefore I ordered
that plate of fruit to be removed as being too moist, and that
other dish I ordered to be removed as being too hot and con-
taining many spices that stimulate thirst; for he who drinks much
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"Well then," said Sancho, "that dish of roast partridges there
that seems so savory will not do me any harm. "
To this the physician replied, "Of those my lord the governor
shall not eat so long as I live. "
"Why so? " said Sancho.
"Because," replied the doctor, "our master Hippocrates, the
pole-star and beacon of medicine, says in one of his aphorisms,
Omnis saturatio mala, perdicis autem pessima; which means, 'All
repletion is bad, but that of partridge is the worst of all. »
"In that case," said Sancho, "let señor doctor see among the
dishes that are on the table what will do me most good and
least harm, and let me eat it, without tapping it with his stick:
for by the life of the governor, and so may God suffer me to
enjoy it, but I'm dying of hunger; and in spite of the doctor
and all he may say, to deny me food is the way to take my life
instead of prolonging it. "
"Your worship is right, señor governor," said the physician;
"and therefore your worship, I consider, should not eat of those
stewed rabbits there, because it is a furry kind of food: if that
veal were not roasted and served with pickles, you might try it;
but it is out of the question.
"That big dish that is smoking farther off," said Sancho,
<< seems to me to be an olla-podrida; and out of the diversity of
things in such ollas, I can't fail to light upon something tasty
and good for me. "
"Absit," said the doctor; "far from us be any such base
thought! There is nothing in the world less nourishing than
an olla-podrida; to canons, or rectors of colleges, or peasants'
weddings with your ollas-podridas, but let us have none of them
on the tables of governors, where everything that is present
should be delicate and refined: and the reason is that always,
everywhere and by everybody, simple medicines are more
esteemed than compound ones; for we cannot go wrong in those
that are simple, while in the compound we may, by merely
altering the quantity of the things composing them. But what I
am of opinion the governor should eat now, in order to preserve
and fortify his health, is a hundred or so of wafer cakes and a
few thin slices of conserve of quinces, which will settle his
stomach and help his digestion. "
Sancho on hearing this threw himself back in his chair and
surveyed the doctor steadily, and in a solemn tone asked him
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He replied, "My name, señor governor, is Doctor Pedro Recio
de Aguero; I am a native of a place called Tirteafuera, which
lies between Caracuel and Almodóvar del Campo, on the right-
hand side; and I have the degree of doctor from the university
of Osuna. "
To which Sancho, glowing all over with rage, returned,
"Then let Doctor Pedro Recio de Mal-aguero, native of Tirtea-
fuera, a place that's on the right-hand side as we go from
Caracuel to Almodóvar del Campo, graduate of Osuna, get out
of my presence at once! or I swear by the sun I'll take a
cudgel, and by dint of blows, beginning with hi. , I'll not leave
a doctor in the whole island: at least of those I know to be
ignorant; for as to learned, wise, sensible physicians, them I will
reverence and honor as divine persons. Once more I say, let
Pedro Recio get out this, or I'll take this chair I am sitting on
and break it over his head. And if they call me to account for
it, I'll clear myself by saying I served God in killing a bad
doctora general executioner. And now give me something to
eat, or else take your government; for a trade that does not feed
its master is not worth two beans.
SAN
ANCHO, fool, boor, and clown as he was, held his own against
them all, saying to those round him, and to Doctor Pedro
Recio, who as soon as the private business of the duke's
letter was disposed of had returned to the room:-"Now I see
plainly enough that judges and governors ought to be and must
be made of brass, not to feel the importunities of the applicants
that at all times and all seasons insist on being heard and hav-
ing their business dispatched, and their own affairs and no others
attended to, come what may; and if the poor judge does not
hear them and settle the matter,- either because he cannot or
because that is not the time set apart for hearing them, — forth-
with they abuse him, run him down, and gnaw at his bones, and
even pick holes in his pedigree. You silly stupid applicant, don't
be in a hurry; wait for the proper time and season for doing
business; don't come at dinner-hour or at bedtime: for judges are
only flesh and blood, and must give to Nature what she naturally
demands of them; all except myself, for in my case I give her
nothing to eat, thanks to Señor Doctor Pedro Recio Tirteafuera
here, who would have me die of hunger, and declares that death
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his kind- I mean the bad doctors; for the good ones deserve
palms and laurels. "
All who knew Sancho Panza were astonished to hear him
speak so elegantly, and did not know what to attribute it to,
unless it were that office and grave responsibility either smarten
or stupefy men's wits. At last Doctor Pedro Recio Aguero of
Tirteafuera promised to let him have supper that night, though
it might be in contravention of all the aphorisms of Hippocrates.
With this the governor was satisfied, and looked forward to the
approach of night and supper-time with great anxiety; and
though time to his mind stood still and made no progress,
nevertheless the hour he so longed for came, and they gave him
a beef salad with onions, and some boiled calves' feet rather far
gone.
At this he fell to with greater relish than if they had given
him francolins from Milan, pheasants from Rome, veal from
Sorrento, partridges from Moron, or geese from Lavajos; and
turning to the doctor at supper he said to him:-"Look here,
señor doctor, for the future don't trouble yourself about giv-
ing me dainty things or choice dishes to eat, for it will be
only taking my stomach off its hinges: it is accustomed to goat,
cow, bacon, hung beef, turnips and onions; and if by any chance
it is given these palace dishes, it receives them squeamishly, and
sometimes with loathing. What the head carver had best do is
to serve me with what they call ollas-podridas (and the rottener
they are the better they smell); and he can put whatever he
likes into them, so long as it is good to eat, and I'll be obliged
to him, and will requite him some day. But let nobody play
pranks on me, for either we are or we are not; let us live and
eat in peace and good-fellowship; for when God sends the dawn,
he sends it for all. I mean to govern this island without giving
up a right or taking a bribe: let every one keep his eye open and
look out for the arrow; for I can tell them 'the Devil's in Cantil-
Iana,' and if they drive me to it they'll see something that will
astonish them. Nay! make yourself honey and the flies will eat
you. "
"Of a truth, señor governor," said the carver, "your worship
is in the right of it in everything you have said; and I promise
you in the name of all the inhabitants of this island that they
will serve your worship with all zeal, affection, and good-will, for
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begin with, leaves them no ground for doing or thinking any.
thing to your worship's disadvantage. "
"That I believe," said Sancho; "and they would be great
fools if they did or thought otherwise: once more I say, see to
my feeding and my Dapple's, for that is the great point and
what is most to the purpose; and when the hour comes let us
go the rounds: for it is my intention to purge this island of all
manner of uncleanness and of all idle good-for-nothing vagabonds;
for I would have you know, my friends, that lazy idlers are the
same thing in a State as the drones in a hive, and eat up the
honey the industrious bees make. I mean to protect the hus-
bandman, to preserve to the gentleman his privileges, to reward
the virtuous, and above all to respect religion and honor its min-
isters. What say you to that, my friends? Is there anything in
what I say, or am I talking to no purpose?
>>>
"There is so much in what your worship says, señor gov-
ernor," said the major-domo, "that I am filled with wonder when
I see a man like your worship, entirely without learning (for
believe you have none at all), say such things, and so full of
sound maxims and sage remarks, very different from what was
expected of your worship's intelligence by those who sent us or
by us who came here. Every day we see something new in this
world; jokes become realities, and the jokers find the tables
turned upon them. "
D₁
AY came after the night of the governor's round: a night
which the head carver passed without sleeping, so full
were his thoughts of the face and air and beauty of the
disguised damsel, while the major-domo spent what was left of it
in writing an account to his lord and lady of all Sancho said
and did, being as much amazed at his sayings as at his doings;
for there was a mixture of shrewdness and simplicity in all his
words and deeds. The señor governor got up, and by Doctor
Pedro Recio's directions they made him break his fast on a little
conserve and four sups of cold water, which Sancho would have
readily exchanged for a piece of bread and a bunch of grapes:
but seeing there was no help for it, he submitted with no little
sorrow of heart and discomfort of stomach; Pedro Recio having
persuaded him that light and delicate diet enlivened the wits,
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•
command and in responsible situations, where they have to
employ not only the bodily powers but those of the mind also.
By means of this sophistry Sancho was made to endure
hunger, and hunger so keen that in his heart he cursed the
government and even him who had given it to him. However,
with his hunger and his conserve he undertook to deliver judg-
ments that day; and the first thing that came before him was a
question that was submitted to him by a stranger in the
presence of the major-domo and the other attendants, and it was
in these words:- "Señor, a large river separated two districts of
one and the same lordship-will your worship please to pay
attention? for the case is an important and a rather knotty one.
Well then, on this river there was a bridge, and at one end of
it a gallows, and a sort of tribunal, where four judges commonly
sat to administer the law which the lord of the river bridge and
the lordship had enacted, and which was to this effect: 'If any
one crosses by this bridge from one side to the other, he shall
declare on oath where he is going and with what object; and if
he swears truly, he shall be allowed to pass; but if falsely, he shall
be put to death for it by hanging on the gallows erected there,
without any remission. ' Though the law and its severe penalty
were known, many persons crossed; but in their declarations it
was easy to see at once they were telling the truth, and the
judges let them pass free. It happened however that one man,
when they came to take his declaration, swore and said that by
the oath he took, he was going to die upon that gallows that
stood there, and nothing else. The judges held a consultation
over the oath, and they said: 'If we let this man pass free,
he has sworn falsely, and by the law he ought to die; but if we
hang him, as he swore he was going to die on that gallows, and
therefore swore the truth, by the same law he ought to go free. '
It is asked of your lordship, señor governor, what are the judges
to do with this man? For they are still in doubt and perplexity;
and having heard of your worship's acute and exalted intellect,
they have sent me to entreat your worship on their behalf to
give your opinion on this very intricate and puzzling case. "
To this Sancho made answer:-"Indeed, those gentlemen the
judges that send you to me might have spared themselves the
trouble, for I have more of the obtuse than the acute in me;
however, repeat the case over again so that I may understand
it, and then perhaps I may be able to hit the point. "
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The querist repeated again and again what he had said
before, and then Sancho said: "It seems to me I can set the
matter right in a moment, and in this way: the man swears
that he is going to die upon the gallows; but if he dies upon
it, he has sworn the truth, and by the law enacted deserves to
go free and pass over the bridge; but if they don't hang him,
then he has sworn falsely, and by the same law deserves to be
hanged. "
"It is as the señor governor says," said the messenger;
"and as regards a complete comprehension of the case, there is
nothing left to desire or hesitate about. "
"Well then, I say," said Sancho, "that of this man they
should let pass the part that has sworn truly, and hang the
part that has lied; and in this way the conditions of the
passage will be fully complied with. "
"But then, señor governor," replied the querist, "the man
will have to be divided into two parts; and if he is divided, of
course he will die; and so none of the requirements of the law
will be carried out, and it is absolutely necessary to comply
with it. "
"Look here, my good sir," said Sancho; "either I'm a
numskull or else there is the same reason for this passenger
dying as for his living and passing over the bridge; for if the
truth saves him, the falsehood equally condemns him; and that
being the case, it is my opinion you should say to the gentle-
men who sent you to me, that as the arguments for condemning
him and for absolving him are exactly balanced, they should
let him pass freely, as it is always more praiseworthy to do
good than to do evil; this I would give signed with my name
if I knew how to sign; and what I have said in this case is
not out of my own head, but one of the many precepts my
master Don Quixote gave me the night before I left to become
governor of this island, that came into my mind, and it was
this: that when there was any doubt about the justice of a case
I should lean to mercy; and it is God's will that I should
recollect it now, for it fits this case as if it was made for it. ”
"That is true," said the major-domo; "and I maintain that
Lycurgus himself, who gave laws to the Lacedæmonians, could
not have pronounced a better decision than the great Panza has
given; let the morning's audience close with this, and I will see
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"That's all I ask for -fair play," said Sancho; "give me
my dinner, and then let it rain cases and questions on me, and
I'll dispatch them in a twinkling. "
The major-domo kept his word, for he felt it against his
conscience to kill so wise a governor by hunger; particularly as
he intended to have done with him that same night, playing off
the last joke he was commissioned to practice upon him.
It came to pass then, that after he had dined that day in
opposition to the rules and aphorisms of Doctor Tirteafuera, as
they were taking away the cloth there came a courier with a
letter from Don Quixote for the governor. Sancho ordered the
secretary to read it to himself, and if there was nothing in it
that demanded secrecy, to read it aloud. The secretary did so,
and after he had skimmed the contents he said, "It may well be
read aloud, for what Señor Don Quixote writes to your worship
deserves to be printed or written in letters of gold, and it is as
follows. "
DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA'S LETTER TO SANCHO PANZA, Gov-
ERNOR OF THE ISLAND OF BARATARIA
"When I was expecting to hear of thy stupidities and blun-
ders, friend Sancho, I have received intelligence of thy displays of
good sense; for which I give special thanks to Heaven, that can
raise the poor from the dunghill and of fools to make wise men.
They tell me thou dost govern as if thou wert a man, and art a
man as if thou wert a beast, so great is the humility wherewith
thou dost comport thyself. But I would have thee bear in mind,
Sancho, that very often it is fitting and necessary for the
authority of office to resist the humility of the heart; for the
seemly array of one who is invested with grave duties should be
such as they require, and not measured by what his own humble
tastes may lead him to prefer. Dress well; a stick dressed up
does not look like a stick: I do not say thou shouldst wear
trinkets or fine raiment, or that being a judge thou shouldst
dress like a soldier, but that thou shouldst array thyself in the
apparel thy office requires, and that at the same time it be neat
and handsome. To win the good-will of the people thou
governest, there are two things among others that thou must do:
one is to be civil to all (this however I told thee before), and
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nothing that vexes the heart of the poor more than hunger and
high prices. Make not many proclamations; but those thou
makest take care that they be good ones, and above all that they
be observed and carried out: for proclamations that are
observed are the same as if they did not exist; nay, they
encourage the idea that the prince who had the wisdom and
authority to make them had not the power to enforce them; and
laws that threaten and are not enforced come to be like the log,
the king of the frogs, that frightened them at first, but that in
time they despised and mounted upon. Be a father to virtue
and a stepfather to vice. Be not always strict, nor yet always
lenient, but observe a mean between these two extremes, for in
that is the aim of wisdom. Visit the jails, the slaughter-houses,
and the market-places; for the presence of the governor is of
great importance in such places: it comforts the prisoners who
are in hopes of a speedy release; it is the bugbear of the
butchers, who have then to give just weight; and it is the terror
of the market-women for the same reason. Let it not be seen
that thou art (even if perchance thou art, which I do not
believe) covetous, a follower of women, or a glutton; for when
the people and those that have dealings with thee become aware
of thy special weakness they will bring their batteries to bear
upon thee in that quarter, till they have brought thee down to
the depths of perdition. Consider and reconsider, con and con
over again the advice and the instructions I gave thee before thy
departure hence to thy government, and thou wilt see that in
them, if thou dost follow them, thou hast a help at hand that
will lighten for thee the troubles and difficulties that beset
governors at every step. Write to thy lord and lady, and show
thyself grateful to them: for ingratitude is the daughter of pride,
and one of the greatest sins we know of; and he who is grateful
to those who have been good to him shows that he will be so to
God also, who has bestowed and still bestows so many blessings
upon him.
"My lady the duchess sent off a messenger with thy suit and
another present to thy wife Teresa Panza; we expect the answer
every moment. I have been a little indisposed through a certain
scratching I came in for, not very much to the benefit of my
nose: but it was nothing; for if there are enchanters who
maltreat me, there are also some who defend me. Let me know
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performance, as thou didst suspect: and keep me informed of
everything that happens thee, as the distance is so short; all
the more as I am thinking of giving over very shortly this idle
life I am now leading, for I was not born for it. A thing has
occurred to me which I am inclined to think will put me out of
favor with the duke and duchess; but though I am sorry for it,
I do not care, for after all I must obey my calling rather than
their pleasure, in accordance with the common saying, Amicus
Plato, sed magis amica veritas. I quote this Latin to thee
because I conclude that since thou hast been a governor thou
wilt have learned it. Adieu; God keep thee from being an
object of pity to any one.
"Thy friend
"DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA. "
Sancho listened to the letter with great attention, and it was
praised and considered wise by all who heard it: he then rose
up from table, and calling his secretary, shut himself in with him
in his own room, and without putting it off any longer set about
answering his master Don Quixote at once; and he bade the
secretary write down what he told him, without adding or sup-
pressing anything, which he did; and the answer was to the
following effect.
SANCHO PANZA'S LETTER TO DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA
"The pressure of business is so great upon me that I have
no time to scratch my head or even to cut my nails; and I have
them so long-God send a remedy for it. I say this, master of
my soul, that you may not be surprised if I have not until now
sent you word of how I fare, well or ill, in this government, in
which I am suffering more hunger than when we two were
wandering through the woods and wastes.
"My lord the duke wrote to me the other day to warn me
that certain spies had got into this island to kill me: but up to
the present I have not found out any except a certain doctor
who receives a salary in this town for killing all the governors
that come here; he is called Doctor Pedro Recio, and is from
Tirteafuera; so you see what a name he has to make me dread
dying under his hands. This doctor says of himself that he does
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and the medicines he uses are diet and more diet, until he
brings one down to bare bones; as if leanness was not worse
than fever.
"In short, he is killing me with hunger, and I am dying
myself of vexation: for when I thought I was coming to this
government to get my meat hot and my drink cool, and take my
ease between holland sheets on feather-beds, I find I have come
to do penance as if I was a hermit; and as I don't do it will-
ingly, I suspect that in the end the Devil will carry me off.
"So far I have not handled any dues or taken any bribes,
and I don't know what to think of it: for here they tell me that
the governors that come to this island, before entering it, have
plenty of money either given to them or lent to them by the
people of the town; and that this is the usual custom, not only
here but with all who enter upon governments.
"Last night going the rounds I came upon a fair damsel in
man's clothes, and a brother of hers dressed as a woman: my
head carver has fallen in love with the girl, and has in his own
mind chosen her for a wife, so he says, and I have chosen the
youth for a son-in-law; to-day we are going to explain our
intentions to the father of the pair, who is one Diego de la
Llana, a gentleman and an old Christian as much as you please.
"I have visited the market-places, as your worship advises
me, and yesterday I found a stall-keeper selling new hazel-nuts,
and proved her to have mixed a bushel of old empty rotten nuts
with a bushel of new; I confiscated the whole for the children
of the charity school, who will know how to distinguish them
well enough, and I sentenced her not to come into the market-
place for a fortnight: they told me I did bravely. I can tell
your worship it is commonly said in this town that there are no
people worse than the market-women, for they are all barefaced,
unconscionable, and impudent; and I can well believe it from
what I have seen of them in other towns.
"I am very glad my lady the duchess has written to my wife
Teresa Panza and sent her the present your worship speaks of;
and I will try to show myself grateful when the time comes:
kiss her hands for me, and tell her I say she has not thrown it
into a sack with a hole in it, as she will see in the end. I
should not like your worship to have any difference with my lord
and lady; for if you fall out with them it is plain it must do me
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for your worship not to be so yourself to those who have shown.
you such kindness, and by whom you have been treated so
hospitably in their castle.
"That about the scratching I don't understand; but I suppose
it must be one of the ill turns the wicked enchanters are always
doing your worship; when we meet I shall know all about it. I
wish I could send your worship something; but I don't know
what to send, unless it be some very curious clyster pipes to
work with bladders, that they make in this island; but if the
office remains with me I'll find out something to send, one way
or another. If my wife Teresa Panza writes to me, pay the
postage and send me the letter, for I have a very great desire to
hear how my house and wife and children are going on. And
so, may God deliver your worship from evil-minded enchanters,
and bring me well and peacefully out of this government; which
I doubt, for I expect to take leave of it and my life together,
from the way Doctor Pedro Recio treats me.
"Your worship's servant,
"SANCHO PANZA THE GOVERNOR. "
The secretary sealed the letter and immediately dismissed the
courier; and those who were carrying on the joke against Sancho,
putting their heads together, arranged how he was to be dis-
missed from the government. Sancho spent the afternoon in
drawing up certain ordinances relating to the good government
of what he fancied the island.
He reduced the prices
of shoes, boots, and stockings, but of shoes in particular, as
they seemed to him to run extravagantly high. He estab-
lished a fixed rate for servants' wages, which were becoming
recklessly exorbitant. He laid extremely heavy penalties upon
those who sang lewd or loose songs either by day or night. He
decreed that no blind man should sing of any miracle in verse
unless he could produce authentic evidence that it was true; for
it was his opinion that most of those the blind men sing are
trumped up, to the detriment of the true ones. He established
and created an alguacil of the poor, not to harass them, but to
examine them and see whether they really were so; for many a
sturdy thief or drunkard goes about under cover of a make-
believe crippled limb or a sham sore. In a word, he made so
many good rules that to this day they are preserved there, and
are called The constitutions of the great governor Sancho Panza.
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THE ENDING OF ALL DON QUIXOTE'S ADVENTURES
OF HOW DON QUIXOTE FELL SICK, AND OF THE WILL HE MADE,
AND HOW HE DIED
A$
S NOTHING that is man's can last forever, but all tends ever
downwards from its beginning to its end, and above all,
man's life; and as Don Quixote's enjoyed no special dispen-
sation from Heaven to stay its course,- its end and close came
when he least looked for it. For whether it was of the dejec-
tion the thought of his defeat produced, or of Heaven's will that
so ordered it-a fever settled upon him and kept him in his bed
for six days, during which he was often visited by his friends
the curate, the bachelor, and the barber, while his good squire
Sancho Panza never quitted his bedside. They, persuaded that
it was grief at finding himself vanquished, and the object of his
heart, the liberation and disenchantment of Dulcinea, unattained,
that kept him in this state, strove by all the means in their
power to cheer him up: the bachelor bidding him take heart and
get up to begin his pastoral life; for which he himself, he said,
had already composed an eclogue that would take the shine out
of all Sannazaro* had ever written, and had bought with his own
money two famous dogs to guard the flock, one called Barcino
and the other Butron, which a herdsman of Quintanar had sold
him.
-
But for all this Don Quixote could not shake off his sadness.
His friends called in the doctor, who felt his pulse and was not
very well satisfied with it, and said that in any case it would be
well for him to attend to the health of his soul, as that of his
body was in a bad way. Don Quixote heard this calmly; but
not so his housekeeper, his niece, and his squire, who fell weeping
bitterly, as if they had him lying dead before them. The doc-
tor's opinion was that melancholy and depression were bringing
him to his end. Don Quixote begged them to leave him to him-
self, as he had a wish to sleep a little. They obeyed, and he
slept at one stretch, as the saying is, more than six hours, so
that the housekeeper and niece thought he was going to sleep
forever. But at the end of that time he woke up, and in a loud
voice exclaimed, "Blessed be Almighty God, who has shown me
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such goodness! In truth his mercies are boundless, and the sins.
of men can neither limit them nor keep them back! "
The niece listened with attention to her uncle's words, and
they struck her as more coherent than what usually fell from him,
at least during his illness, so she asked: "What are you saying,
Has anything strange occurred? What mercies or what
sins of men are you talking of? "
"The mercies, niece," said Don Quixote, "are those that God
has this moment shown me, and with him, as I said, my sins are
no impediment to them. My reason is now free and clear, rid of
the dark shadows of ignorance that my unhappy constant study
of those detestable books of chivalry cast over it. Now I see
through their absurdities and deceptions, and it only grieves me
that this destruction of my illusions has come so late that it
leaves me no time to make some amends by reading other books
that might be a light to my soul. Niece, I feel myself at the
point of death, and I would fain meet it in such a way as to
show that my life has not been so ill that I should leave behind
me the name of a madman; for though I have been one, I would
not that the fact should be made plainer at my death. Call in to
me, my dear, my good friends the curate, the bachelor Samson
Carrasco, and Master Nicholas the barber, for I wish to confess
and make my will. "
But his niece was saved the trouble by the entrance of the
three. The instant Don Quixote saw them he exclaimed:-" Good
news for you, good sirs, that I am no longer Don Quixote of
La Mancha, but Alonso Quixano, whose way of life won for him
the name of Good. Now am I the enemy of Amadis of Gaul
and of the whole countless troop of his descendants; odious to
me now are all the profane stories of knight-errantry; now
I perceive my folly, and the peril into which reading them
brought me; now, by God's mercy schooled into my right senses,
I loathe them. "
When the three heard him speak in this way, they had no
doubt whatever that some new craze had taken possession of
him; and said Samson, "What! Señor Don Quixote! Now that
we have intelligence of the lady Dulcinea being disenchanted,
are you taking this line? now, just as we are on the point of
becoming shepherds, to pass our lives singing, like princes, are
you thinking of turning hermit? Hush, for heaven's sake; be
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"All that nonsense," said Don Quixote, "that until now has
been a reality to my hurt, my death will with heaven's help
turn to my good. I feel, sirs, that I am rapidly drawing near
death: a truce to jesting; let me have a confessor to confess me,
and a notary to make my will; for in extremities like this, man
must not trifle with his soul; and while the curate is confessing
me, let some one, I beg, go for the notary. "
They looked at one another, wondering at Don Quixote's
words; but though uncertain they were inclined to believe him,
and one of the signs by which they came to the conclusion he
was dying, was this so sudden and complete return to his senses
after having been mad; for to the words already quoted he added
much more, so well expressed, so devout, and so rational, as to
banish all doubt and convince them that he was sound of mind.
The curate turned them all out, and left alone with him, con-
fessed him. The bachelor went for the notary, and returned
shortly afterwards with him and with Sancho, who, having
already learned from the bachelor the condition his master was
in, and finding the housekeeper and niece weeping, began to
blubber and shed tears.
The confession over, the curate came out saying:
"Alonso
Quixano the Good is indeed dying, and is indeed in his right
mind; we may now go in to him, while he makes his will. "
This news gave a tremendous impulse to the brimming eyes
of the housekeeper, niece, and Sancho Panza his good squire,
making the tears burst from their eyes and a host of sighs from
their hearts; for of a truth, as has been said more than once,
whether as plain Alonso Quixano the Good, or as Don Quixote
of La Mancha, Don Quixote was always of a gentle disposition
and kindly in all his ways, and hence he was beloved not only
by those of his own house, but by all who knew him. "
The notary came in with the rest, and as soon as the pre-
amble of the will had been set out and Don Quixote had com-
mended his soul to God with all the devout formalities that are
usual, coming to the bequests, he said: "Item: It is my will
that, touching certain moneys in the hands of Sancho Panza
(whom in my madness I made my squire), inasmuch as between
him and me there have been certain accounts and debits and
credits, no claim be made against him, nor any account demanded
of him in respect of them; but that if anything remain over and
above, after he has paid himself what I owe him, the balance,
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which will be but little, shall be his, and much good may it do
him; and if as when I was mad I had a share in giving him
the government of an island, so now that I am in my senses I
could give him that of a kingdom, it should be his, for the sim-
plicity of his character and the fidelity of his conduct deserve
it. " And then turning to Sancho, he said, "Forgive me, my
friend, that I led thee to seem as mad as myself, making thee
fall into the same error I myself fell into, that there were and
still are knights-errant in the world. "
"Ah! " said Sancho weeping; "don't die, master, but take
my advice and live many years; for the foolishest thing a man
can do in this life is to let himself die without rhyme or rea-
son, without anybody killing him, or any hands but melancholy's
making an end of him. Come, don't be lazy, but get up from
your bed and let us take to the fields in shepherd's trim as we
agreed. Perhaps behind some bush we shall find the lady Dul-
cinea disenchanted, as fine as fine can be. If it be that you are
dying of vexation at having been vanquished, lay the blame on
me, and say you were overthrown because I had girthed Rosi-
nante badly; besides, you must have seen in your books of
chivalry that it is a common thing for knights to upset one
another, and for him who is conquered to-day to be conqueror
to-morrow. "
"Very true," said Samson, "and good Sancho Panza's view
of these cases is quite right. "
"In last year's nests
"Sirs, not so fast," said Don Quixote.
there are no birds this
I was mad
year.
now I am in my
senses; I was Don Quixote of La Mancha-I am now, as I said,
Alonso Quixano the Good; and may my repentance and sincerity
restore me to the esteem you used to have for me; and now let
Master Notary proceed.
" Item-I leave all my property absolutely to Antonia Quixana
my niece, here present, after all has been deducted from the
most available portion of it that may be required to satisfy the
bequests I have made. And the first disbursement I desire to
be made is the payment of the wages I owe for the time my
housekeeper has served me, with twenty ducats, over and above,
for a gown.
The curate and the bachelor Samson Carrasco, now
present, I appoint my executors.
"Item-It is my wish that if Antonia Quixana, my niece,
desires to marry, she shall marry a man of whom it shall be first
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of all ascertained by information taken that he does not know
what books of chivalry are; and if it should be proved that he
does, and if in spite of this my niece insists upon marrying him
and does marry him, then she shall forfeit the whole of what I
have left her, which my executors shall devote to works of
charity as they please.
"Item-I entreat the aforesaid gentlemen my executors, that
if any happy chance should lead them to discover the author who
is said to have written a history now going about under the title
of 'Second Part of the Achievements of Don Quixote of La
Mancha,' they beg of him on my behalf as earnestly as they can
to forgive me for having been, without intending it, the cause of
his writing so many and such monstrous absurdities as he has
written in it; for I am leaving the world with a feeling of com-
punction at having provoked him to write them. "
With this he closed his will, and a faintness coming over him,
he stretched himself out at full length on the bed. All were in
a flutter and made haste to relieve him, and during the three
days he lived after that on which he made his will, he fainted.
away very often. The house was all in confusion; but still the
niece ate and the housekeeper drank and Sancho Panza enjoyed
himself; for inheriting property wipes out or softens down in the
heir the feeling of grief the dead man might be expected to
leave behind him.
At last Don Quixote's end came, after he had received all the
sacraments, and had in full and forcible terms expressed his
detestation of books of chivalry. The notary was there at the
time, and he said that in no book of chivalry had he ever read
of any knight-errant dying in his bed so calmly and so like a
Christian as Don Quixote, who amid the tears and lamentations
of all present yielded up his spirit,—that is to say, died. On per-
ceiving it, the curate begged the notary to bear witness that
Alonso Quixano the Good, commonly called Don Quixote of La
Mancha, had passed away from this present life, and died natu-
rally; and said he desired this testimony in order to remove the
possibility of any other author save Cid Hamet Benengeli
bringing him to life again falsely and making interminable
stories out of his achievements.
Such was the end of the Ingenious Gentleman of La Mancha,
whose village Cid Hamet would not indicate precisely, in order
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among themselves for the right to adopt him and claim him as a
son, as the seven cities of Greece contended for Homer. The
lamentations of Sancho and the niece and housekeeper are omitted
here, as well as the new epitaphs upon his tomb; Samson Car-
rasco, however, put the following:--
"A doughty gentleman lies here,
A stranger all his life to fear;
Nor in his death could Death prevail,
In that last hour, to make him quail.
He for the world but little cared,
And at his feats the world was scared;
A crazy man his life he passed,
But in his senses died at last. "
And said most sage Cid Hamet to his pen:-
"Rest here, hung up by this brass wire, upon this shelf, O
my pen! whether of skillful make or clumsy cut I know not;
here shalt thou remain long ages hence, unless presumptuous or
malignant story-tellers take thee down to profane thee. But
ere they touch thee warn them, and as best thou canst, say to
them:
'Hold off! ye weaklings; hold your hands!
Adventure it let none,
For this enterprise, my lord the King,
Was meant for me alone. '
For me alone was Don Quixote born, and I for him; it was
his to act, mine to write; we two together make but one, not-
withstanding and in spite of that pretended Tordesillesque writer
who has ventured or would venture with his great coarse ill-
trimmed ostrich quill to write the achievements of my valiant
knight; no burden for his shoulders, nor subject for his frozen.
wit: whom, if perchance thou shouldst come to know him, thou
shalt warn to leave at rest where they lie the weary moldering
bones of Don Quixote, and not to attempt to carry him off, in
opposition to all the privileges of death, to Old Castile, making
him rise from the grave where in reality and truth he lies
stretched at full length, powerless to make any third expedition
or new sally; for the two that he has already made, so much to
the enjoyment and approval of everybody to whom they have
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sufficient for the purpose of turning into ridicule the whole of
those made by the whole set of the knights-errant; and so doing
shalt thou discharge thy Christian calling, giving good counsel to
one that bears ill-will to thee. And I shall remain satisfied, and
proud to have been the first who has ever enjoyed the fruit of
his writings as fully as he could desire; for my desire has been
no other than to deliver over to the detestation of mankind the
false and foolish tales of the books of chivalry, which, thanks to
that of my true Don Quixote, are even now tottering, and doubt-
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ADELBERT VON CHAMISSO
(1781-1838)
OUIS CHARLES ADELAIDE DE CHAMISSO, known as Adelbert von
Chamisso, the youngest son of Count Louis Marie de Cha-
misso, was born in the paternal castle of Boncourt, in
Champagne, January 30th, 1781. Driven into exile by the Revolu-
tion, the family of loyalists sought refuge in the Low Countries and
afterward in Germany, settling in Berlin in 1797. In later years the
other members of the family returned to France and established
themselves once more as Frenchmen in their native land; but Adel-
bert von Chamisso, German by nature and
characteristics as well as by virtue of his
early education and environment, struck
root in Germany and was the genuine
product of German soil. In 1796 the young
Chamisso became page to Queen Louise of
Prussia, and while at court, by the Queen's
directions, he received the most careful
education. He was made ensign in 1798
and lieutenant in 1801, in the Regiment
von Goetze. A military career was repug-
nant to him, and his French antecedents
did not tend to make his life agreeable
among the German officers. That the serv-
ice was not wholly without interest, how-
ever, is shown by the two treatises upon military subjects written by
him in 1798 and 1799.
As a young officer he belonged to a romantic brotherhood calling
itself "The Polar Star," which counted among its members his life-
long friend Hitzig, Alexander zur Lippe, Varnhagen, and other young
writers of the day. He diligently applied himself to the mastery of
the German tongue, made translations of poems and dramas, and to
relieve the irksomeness of his military life incessantly studied
Homer. His most ambitious literary effort of this time was a
'Faust' (1803). a metaphysical, somewhat sophomoric attempt, but
the only one of his early poems that he admitted into his collected
works.

CHAMISSO
While still in the Prussian army, he edited with Varnhagen and
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three years.
After repeated but vain efforts to obtain release
from the uncongenial military service, the capitulation of Hameln at
length set him free (1806). He left Germany and went to France;
but, disappointed in his hopes, unsettled and without plans, he
returned, and several years were lost in profitless and desultory
wanderings. From 1810 to 1812 he was again in France. Here he
became acquainted with Alexander von Humboldt and Uhland, and
renewed his friendship with Wilhelm Schlegel. With Helmina von
Chézy he undertook the translation into French of Schlegel's Vienna
lectures upon art and literature. Chamisso was indifferent to the
task, and the translation went on but slowly. To expedite the work
he was invited to stay at Chaumont, the residence of Madame de
Staël, where Schlegel was a member of her household. Here his
careless personal habits and his inevitable pipe brought odium upon
him in that polished circle.
Madame de Staël was always his friend, and in 1811 he went to
her at Coppet, where by a happy chance he took up the study of
botany, with August de Staël as instructor. Filled with enthusiasm
for his new pursuit, he made excursions through Switzerland, col-
lecting and botanizing. The period of indecision was at an end,
and in 1812, at the age of thirty-one, he matriculated as student of
medicine at the University of Berlin, and applied himself with reso-
lution to the study of the natural sciences. During the war against
Napoleon he sought refuge in Kunersdorf with the Itzenplitz family,
where he occupied his time with botany and the instruction of young
Itzenplitz. It was during this time (1813) that 'Peter Schlemihl's
Wundersame Geschichte' (Peter Schlemihl's Wonderful History) was
written,- one of the masterpieces of German literature. His 'Faust'
and Fortunatus' had in some degree foreshadowed his later and
more famous work, Faust' in the compact with the devil, 'Fortu-
natus in the possession of the magical wishing-bag. The simple
motif of popular superstition, the loss of one's shadow, familiar in
folk-stories and already developed by Goethe in his Tales,' and by
Körner in Der Teufel von Salamanca' (The Devil of Salamanca),
was treated by Chamisso with admirable simplicity, directness of
style, and realism of detail.
-
Chamisso's divided allegiance to France and Germany made the
political situation of the times very trying for him, and it was with
joy that he welcomed an appointment as scientist to a Russian polar
expedition, fitted out under the direction of Count Romanzoff, and
commanded by Captain Kotzebue (1815-1818). The record of the
scientific results of this expedition, as published by Kotzebue, was
full of misstatements; and to correct these, Chamisso wrote the
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places it in the first order of books of travel, and entitles its author,
in point of description, to rank with Von Humboldt among the best
writers of travels of the first half of the century.
After three years of voyaging, Chamisso returned to Berlin, and
in 1819 he was made a member of the Society of Natural Sciences
and received the degree of Ph. D. from the University of Berlin, was
appointed adjunct custodian of the botanical garden in New Schöne-
berg, and in September of the same year he married Antonie Piaste.
An indemnity granted by France to the French emigrants put him
in possession of the sum of one hundred thousand francs, and in 1825
he again visited Paris, where he remained some months among old
friends and new interests. The period of his great activity was after
this date. His life was now peaceful and domestic. Poetry and
botany flourished side by side. Chamisso, to his own astonishment,
found himself read and admired, and everywhere his songs were
sung. To the influence of his wife we owe the cycles of poems,
'Frauen-Liebe und Leben' (Woman's Love and Life), and 'Lebens
Lieder und Bilder' (Life's Songs and Pictures), for without her they
would have been impossible. The former cycle inspired Robert
Schumann in the first days of his happy married life, and the music
of these songs has made 'Woman's Love and Life' familiar to all
the world. Salas y Gomez,' a reminiscence of his voyage around
the world, appeared in the Musenalmanach in 1830. The theme of
this poem was the development of the romantic possibilities suggested
by the sight of the profound loneliness and grandeur of the South
Sea island, Salas y Gomez. Chamisso translated Andersen and
Béranger, made translations from the Chinese and Tonga, and his
version of the Eddic Song of Thrym (Das Lied von Thrym') is
among the best translations from the Icelandic that have been made.
(
In 1832 he became associate editor of the Berlin Deutscher Musen-
almanach, which position he held until his death, and in his hands
the periodical attained a high degree of influence and importance.
His health failing, he resigned his position at the Botanical Garden,
retiring upon full pay. He died at Berlin, August 21st, 1838.
Frenchman though he was, his entire conception of life and the
whole character of his writings are purely German, and show none
of the French characteristics of is time. Chamisso, as botanist,
traveler, poet, and editor, made important contributions in each and
every field, although outside of Germany his fame rests chiefly upon
his widely known 'Schlemihl,' which has been translated into all the
principal languages of Europe.
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ADELBERT VON CHAMISSO
THE BARGAIN
From The Wonderful History of Peter Schlemihl'
Α'
FTER a fortunate, but for me very troublesome voyage, we
finally reached the port. The instant that I touched land
in the boat, I loaded myself with my few effects, and pass-
ing through the swarming people I entered the first and least
house before which I saw a sign hang. I requested a room; the
boots measured me with a look, and conducted me into the gar-
ret. I caused fresh water to be brought, and made him exactly
describe to me where I should find Mr. Thomas John.
"Before the north gate; the first country-house on the right
hand; a large new house of red and white marble, with many
columns. "
"Good. " It was still early in the day. I opened at once my
bundle; took thence my new black-cloth coat; clad myself cleanly
in my best apparel; put my letter of introduction into my pocket,
and set out on the way to the man who was to promote my
modest expectations.
When I had ascended the long North Street, and reached the
gate, I soon saw the pillars glimmer through the foliage. "Here
it is, then," thought I. I wiped the dust from my feet with my
pocket-handkerchief, put my neckcloth in order, and in God's
name rang the bell. The door flew open. In the hall I had an
examination to undergo; the porter however permitted me to be
announced, and I had the honor to be called into the park, where
Mr. John was walking with a select party. I recognized the man
at once by the lustre of his corpulent self-complacency. He
received me very well,- as a rich man receives a poor devil,—
even turned towards me, without turning from the rest of the
company, and took the offered letter from my hand.
"So, so,
from my brother. I have heard nothing from him for a long
time. But he is well? There," continued he, addressing the
company, without waiting for an answer, and pointing with the
letter to a hill, "there I am going to erect the new building. ”
He broke the seal without breaking off the conversation, which
turned upon riches.
"He that is not master of a million at least," he observed,
"is - pardon me the word- a wretch! "
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"Oh, how true! " I exclaimed, with a rush of overflowing
feeling.
That pleased him. He smiled at me and said, "Stay here,
my good friend; in a while I shall perhaps have time to tell
you what I think about this. " He pointed to the letter, which
he then thrust into his pocket, and turned again to the com-
pany.
He offered his arm to a young lady; the other gentlemen
addressed themselves to other fair ones; each found what suited
him: and all proceeded towards the rose-blossomed mount.
I slid into the rear without troubling any one, for no one
troubled himself any further about me. The company was
excessively lively; there was dalliance and playfulness; trifles
were sometimes discussed with an important tone, but oftener
important matters with levity; and the wit flew with special
gayety over absent friends and their circumstances. I was too
strange to understand much of all this; too anxious and intro-
verted to take an interest in such riddles.
We had reached the rosery. The lovely Fanny, who seemed.
the belle of the day, insisted out of obstinacy in breaking off
a blossomed stem herself. She wounded herself on a thorn, and
the purple streamed from her tender hand as if from the dark
roses. This circumstance put the whole party into a flutter.
English plaster was sought for. A quiet, thin, lanky, longish,
oldish man who stood near, and whom I had not hitherto
remarked, put his hand instantly into the tight breast-pocket of
his old gray French taffeta coat; produced thence a little pocket-
book, opened it, and presented to the lady with a profound
obeisance the required article. She took it without noticing the
giver, and without thanks; the wound was bound up and we
went forward over the hill, from whose back the company could
enjoy the wide prospect over the green labyrinth of the park to
the boundless ocean.
The view was in reality vast and splendid. A light point
appeared on the horizon between the dark flood and the blue of
the heaven. "A telescope here! " cried John; and already,
before the servants who appeared at the call were in motion, the
gray man, modestly bowing, had thrust his hand into his coat
pocket, drawn thence a beautiful Dollond, and handed it to Mr.
John.