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After the restoration, 1660, Jaws were made for their establishment and future security, par ticularly the act of uniformity, the corporation act, and the test act.
These are the legal fences of the church as well as ofthestate.
Now you dissenters have wholly eluded the import and intendment ofthese by a new invention of occafional
conformity, which you have prevailed upon your cat' sciences to comply with for good places ! and to restore these «Æt to their true meaning, was the only design of the oc
cafional hill, which having been so often rejected, mollify d to all the ease possible to the conscience of dissent ers ; and if they understood their true interest too, that
consistent with anysecurity the church And constitution, the consequence unavoidable, that the church (not to sey the state has lost her legal security, and the benefit proposed to her these acts. And this pulling down her walls, and transmitting her to posterity naked as lhe came into the world, and divested of all defence and secu rity from the law.
O. By this you accuse the anti-tackers of all these evil
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who throw out with malice and fury against all that do not
jump exactly with your notions of things. may do justice to one without branding another and honest men may differ in judgment as to prudential methods. And
the whole house of commons, both tackers and anti-tackers, have (as told thee in my last) voted to be villainous and seditious to asperse any member of the house with being
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stry, with the foulest lies and flander; and when you have nothing to fay, cry out Rome and St. Germains [ which will run with the mob that do not examine things.
But the reputation of the tackcrs is above the infection of thy poison d breath ; the nation knows that they were no Poufiniers, that they were not accused in the last reign
with corruption or receiving louicTores from count Tallard.
That they didn't vote then for a standing army in time of peace. That they are not concerned in the new erected
corporations. That they enjoy not places and penfions at the will of the court. That they railed not at the management in the late r«g» ; and by that means, made themselves necessary to be taken off, and now enjoy warm
places and pen/ions, so purchased. How many of all thefe Jerts will you sind among the tackers ? They have ac
quitted themselves, in all turns, with the least blemisl* upon them, of any in that honourable house, disparage ment to none. They have, most of any, espous'd the
cause of their country, and the publick good, free from self- isb and finister ends. Their great estates, derived front their antient families, sets them above bribery ; and their
liberal education inspires them with a noble concern for
their country, which affords not such another number of gentlemen, so characteriz'd with all the vertues ofpatri ots among those that sit within St. Stephen's Chapel, in
cluding those who bemoan their ill fortune in being at that time absent, which deprived them of the honour of
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From •§at. March 31, to•f)fft. April7, 1 705. N°
1. The last ueek the church England, 2. Oftht assembly divines at Westminster. The mm war caltd the moderate. 4. Of out-writing the whigs 5. Particularly on their scheme of government the people. Which runs up to blasphemy.
CW/'TpH lastfqueek ofthe church ofEngland. c- Whatdo'st mean
O. what noble whig faid upon the bustle at Co ventry and Hertford, of which thou told'st me last time, and other appearances there are, that the high- church and
the tackers intend to dispute at the ensuing elcctiom. He bid us not be discourag'd, but hold to our tackle, for, was the last squeek of the church of Encland. Do hut gripe Vw< hard this time, and you hear no more of them. This their last cast for we can get a hops?
ofcommons to our mind, we can then play above hard with the church, and tell them our mindsreely, '. Tjtty ha•ve not a friend in the world to protect them.
C. Then seems they must do for themselves, or die They must now speak, or for ever hereafter hold their
peace O. We hold them to their peace Ifwe can (z. )
but get over the house of commons, we have number of moderate clersy cut and dryd like those who comp
the assembly divines at Westminster, who (as they
will give up episcopacy, liturgy, and every rag of church, for peace fake
C. These pretended at sirst only to moderate our episco pacy — little— and our liturgy, for the ease of tender con
sciences, and to bring over the religious dijenters!
O. And- they did; but how many did they get
C. As many as were religious, and kept their word. For
some of the dissenters, at that time, did turn to the thurch, when they faw the deep defigns of their party, so re exceed their sirst pretenfions. O. There
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0. There were some such fools among us, tho' not half so many as among you, who thought we were only fid of conscience ! and that we were obliged to stand to our uoord, and not to proceed further than what we, at sirst, pretended! that is, that we should not gain ground of air enemy ! nor accept of power, when it was in our
power! These were dunder-heads, or, as a great man (of
•our and our side! ) fays perpetually, men of speculation, who know not the world nor man. With this he answers
arguments, and tells stories of his travels
Then sind the conscentious part of both sides were
gidfd; your's into power, which yet they thought sit t0slstvi//;and our Taoc\ex2X. e divines ^Westminster, to let
go, when they found they had let go so far, that was
now too late tostruggle for it. And your history non
conformity, printed 1704, tells us, preface, p. 2. That the assembly of divines at Westminster were all of them,
except eight or nine, conformable ministers but they were moderate men and these eight or nine were able to leaven
the whole lump os them even to make root and branclx
•work with episcopacy, liturgy, and every thing else
This shews how sit moderate men are to stand in the
l*p, in the day of the church's distress
(3. ) Ifthe man war now call'd the moderate (to be
the fastuon! ) fights at this rate, doubt the captain may come to be hang'd for his moderation
Or was a sit emblem you gave us of yovh modera tion, to shew tliat we must expect broad-fides from its and that its language fire, blood, and pillars ofsmoke
(4. ) But if you whigsanddi/senters, joined withoUr moderate men, mould be permitted once more, (for our fins) to over- turn our church and monarchy, WE hope to
rise again, as we did once before. '
O. We'11 ward against that I'll warrant thee.
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turn you, the fame way we did before.
O. How was that
C. As Thurlo, who was secretary to Oliver, told my'
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1660, That tho' they were possestof the people, the/aw- er, and the army, yet they lost all as it were in a moment, and the people, who had set them up, turn'd against them. The chief cause of which he attributed to the books and papers wrote by the cavaliers, which tho' much fewer in number than those on our side (faid Thurlo ) yet were far superior in strength of reason, and the spirit with which they were wrote, above our cant and railing and scolding. And then our own confufions, making good what the royalise had often told us would be the consequence ofa grvei rmer. t set up on the soot of die people, all our autho rity was not sufficient to keep the eyes of the people shut any longer; and they turn'd, like the tide, to their former constitution and government, sinding no rest no tlement possible, but eternal revolution and confufion,
all the schemes of popular government we could contrive; and we try'd round, till we were weary and they too
(5. ) Now, my little Bays, we will do the fame
you. All your scandalous clubs, your rhimers, and jolly- toys, your Locks, your Sidneys, lolands, and D'avexattt, have not been able to give one word in ans'kuer to what has been objected against your popular schemes, from holy seiipture, from reason and experience, and (to srit the scvh out of you) from the Lws of the land, which all jointly damn coercion, and was read to you out of our pulpits in London on Sunday the 28th of January last, with sermons correspondent ou the 30th. At this you fume and fret, and fay tricks are put upon you! but know not how to help your selves. Poor rogues instead of answering or defending your, principles, you cry out
Rome St. Germains you have not one werdmtxe to
at the mouth, and call ill navies, which renders you still more ridiculous! you are gene you 're gone see for how long can noise and clamour hold
fay
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it out against sense and reason, against scripture and law! The enchantment cannot hold long, sure cannot
You, Bays, have done as much as blockhead could do towards dissolving it. For what man of common sense but must see you all bewilder when he reads thy Otstr-
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223 maters of last March 28 and 31, N. 99 and 100, of thy 3d Vol. wherein thou asserts, That tlxre is no arhitrary
power in England. No, not in king and parliament f whereas every man that can reckon three upon his sin gers, must know, that all governments in the world must be arhitrary, in some hands or other; for there must be a last re/crt in every government, and that must be arhi
trary xcAunaccountabl:, as having no supericr uponearth. Whether that arhitrary pcwer is in the hands of one, or many, is not now the point, but it mast be somevehere,
else there can be no government. Thestates of Holland are as arhitrary every whit as the Grand Seignior.
0. I put it in the people.
C. The whole body of the people, or the people collec tively can receive no appeal, or pasi any judgment, in any cafe whatever; therefore I suppose you mean the
people representatively, tlrat in their re pres en * tatives in ^ae house ol commons .
0. No no no these are they that battle, make
them rogues and villains, betrayers of their trust, and
wor/e than the Spanish inquistticn, or the Divan of the Twits, or the courts justice in the most barbarous and ar
hitrary governments, as fay N. 99, and now like the lords better than the commons.
C. The lords are all and every one of them made solely and arhitrarily by the crown. And you like the choice of the crown better than of the people then let the crown name all the house of commons too.
O. No, thank you for that we hate prerogative} WE're for pulling down, not raifing higher. And one of our quarrels with the commons is, for their asserting the
prerogative against the lords.
C. To whom then do you appeal from the people re
O. To their principals who elected them, who, fay, did not part with their power absolutely to them, nor give them unlimited commijsions, which, as averN. 100, Would be to act the part ofa mad-man.
C. Then your appeal to the people collective to whom.
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whom, as I have shew'd, no appeal can be made.
O. Every one is the people. According to our r«ly that a part is the whole, and that the lejjer part includdH
the greater.
C. Upon this foot then, thou art the people.
O. Yes, and upon this foot, I single John Tutchin do
arraign the whole representative of the nation, upon mj original right, and the birth-right of every Englishrnan in England, else we are all jlaves, and subject to arbitrary power !
C. And every Englistman\&% the fame right, and there are many Englishmen who differ in opinion with worthy John Tutchin ; and think that the house of commons have behaved as they ought to do, and will choose the fair. e members again, even the tackers, and perhaps them chiefs. And that John Tutchin ought to receive that whipping was once forgiven him, for his bold, saucy, and seditious refections upon that august body of the representative of the
nation.
O. He's a slave that thinks so, ofslavish principles, i Perkinite, and 2. papish.
C. But isn't he the people, as well as Join Tutchin ? And hasn't he the freedom of his own opinion, as well as John Tutchin?
O. Then I John the people will go to cuffs with thee Roger the people.
C. This is the result of thy scheme of government ! and which is worse, it cannot be mended by all the schemes that Lock, Sidney, or all your men of wit put together ever have contriv'd, or possibly ever can contrive, upon the foot of the people; they all end in the self fame non
sense and contradiction! than which nothing can be more ridiculous that ever was asserted by mankind, not except ing Bedlam ! And do'st think it possible for Englishmen to be longer detain'd under such an infatuation, when it is made so very plain to them ? and under which they have seen their country ruin'd and undone, twice almost in the fame age ! and now again on the very brink of the fame
fetal precipice, hurry'd on by the fame madness ! which flops not short of blasphemy. . (6. ) O.
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'o uuorjhip here on earth, estate, liberty, and life.
O. It is but a blasphemous allusion ! and I learnt it from
one of our celebrated 'books, intituled, A view of go vernment in Europe— —Also of the antiquity, &c. os par liaments, by'T. R. Esq; printed 1689, for R. Baldwin,
where, p. 10. from these words, Let us make man, he infers, As if God summon 'd a parliament of the Tri
nity- Blasphemous
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and obstinacy carry men ?
vine right, and a divine pattern, which was alledg'd in behalf of kings and of monarchy. This made Baxter re-
present heaven as a parliament, and sill it with saints pro portionable ; of which I told thee before, N. 30.
But they had, with better semblance, follow 'd their in genious Milton, who, in his Paradise Lost, makes Lucifer to have call'd a parliament in heaven (and I suppose it was thefirst ) himself the speaker, to assert their rights and li
berties against the arbitrary government os the king. From ^>at. April 7, to •§at. April 14, 1705. N° 37.
1. A provocation to the whigs to answer for themselves. j 2. An answer to a quotation out of Algernoon Sidney,
3. A witch-craft in words. 4. 'J he heathen notion of-
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(1. ) 0Æ. '"T"*HOU vapourcTst over me, at a strange J. rate last time : and spak'st with the ut
most contempt of our great Lock and Sidney, and all our cracks ; thou makest them speak as great nonsense as I my self: And faid'st, that all their schemes of govern ment end just where mine did, to make me my self; John- Tutchin, or any greater scroundrei such can be found
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stunts, or any other sort of government that can be set Tip upon the foot of the people. Now, art not thou a suuci fellow, to talk at this rate? Ar't not ashamd of thy self, to set thy self up against men of such reputation for sen/e and learning, and to treat them in such an ungentlemanlike manner, without any regard to their quality or learning ?
C. Have I convers'd so long with thee, and woud'st
have me learn nothing of thee ? But I am not come up
to thy nasty Billingsgate, and casting personal reflecti ons, that concern not the subject in debate, notscrupling withal the most horrid lies and forgeries to blacken with, instead of argument. These are the talents of thee and
thy scandalous club, which I never intend to learn oi imitate.
But when I have sirst answer'd gravely and serioustr, and no reply is made but in thy sink and filth, which dare not touch the argument, only throws dirt about thee; and I see some people still so besotted, as to like that way, and still to have up the names of Lock, Sidney, &c. as men that have pronsd the point, and cannot be answer 'i! Then I thought it necessary, after having fully answer J them, to expose their schemes with the utmost contempt, to provoke their admirers, if possible, to look into the argument, and consider on which fide the proofdoes lie ;
and to give them opportunity to correct the insolence of
an opposer, who speaks with all this assurance. I
thought this would be a temptation to them, to give some sober
answer. And I doubt not we mould have had it long be fore this, ifit had been possible to be given ! but it is im-
and all their iints do sind it so ; therefore they dare not meddle, only set a sew curs to bark, and then laugh at the noise ! and I' will go on with the fame assur ance, till all who will confider are convine'd, that there is nothing but rattle in all these popular schemes ; besides the Utmost confufon and destruclion of mankind, without end Or remedy, and an absolute contradiction to all government of what kind or denomination soever; and as I told thee last time, if you whigs suffer us to go on at this insulting and triumphant rate, without other answer than calling
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rogue and rascal, it is impossible (unless the nation be gi ven up to a ;udicial blindness) but we must recover the people from you, while we thus write over you.
0. This is huff and ding indeed ! you make very pig mies of all the Polyphemus's of the people! and if we fay nothing to thee, they will think, in good earnest, that thou art apparently and clearly in the right; and that there- is no answer to be given on the whig side.
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wont) on purpose for that very end, to try if I can biing any answer out of thee, or any whom thou can'st quote on thy side : Otherwise to make you all as contemptible as
really you are.
(2 . ) O. I have quoted Algernoon Sidney in mine of 3
1 last March, Vol. 3. N. 100. Than whom (I fay) no one un
derflood better the constitution of the English government. And he fays, in his discourses concerning government, chap. 3. sect. 38. p. 423, 424. That men chosen to serve in par liament —are sent thither by prescription, not from a power
assurance (which
derivd from kings, but from those that chuse them.
C. If Algernoon fays so, then I fay, that he neither un
derstood the nature of government, nor of the English
He talks of prescription. Had that prescrip- . tion no beginning ? There he might have found the consti tution. Who was it gave charters to those corporations that choose parliament-men ? Was it the king, orthe/ct? - pie? Did all the people of England, every individual sin
gle person, (which Mr. Lock makes necessary^ in his two treatises of government, 1. 2. c. 8. Of the beginning of political societies, p. 3 1 6, &c. ) meet together, and deter mine by vote, what town or corporation should choose parliament- men? Which should choose two, which but me, and which 'none? Did the people ordain that a very
iittle poor corporation mould have as many representatives as a whole county? And was this thought a fair and equal' representation of the peopli?
This is as ridiculous as it is contrary to fafl. The king
is the- only, fountain of power in the kingdom. - Neither lords, , wx. commons, or any other have any authority, but
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what they derive wholly and solely from the crown ; the crown holds of none but God. This is the law
England, as it is exprefly declared, 16 Riclf: 2. c. 5. and many otherstatutes. Kings were before parliaments,- sot
parliaments were called by kings ; otherwise let Algernon name that parliament which made the sirst king; and tett- us who call'd it ? And by whose authority it met ? This
-is a choaking question, and reduces matter to faii, and ii- no otherwise answerable but by facl ; and none has had the courage to answer it, but my Bays ofan Qbfir•uater, who fhoots his holt at every thing, and is as hardy as a- drunken man in the akri. And ha-an/kvers it by another as perilous a question, that •ifæo before /Ar first For which leave thee to- the corregion given thee in my bib paper of last August the 5th,- call'd only the Ob- fervator, to try thou cou'd'st know thy own face in a- less flattering glass than what thou had'st made for thy self.
O. Do'st think that all the mighty structure we have been so many years raifing, with such vast ex- pence of wit and learning, with which we have depo
pulated kingdoms (for the good of the people and tum bled down kings from their thrones, can be all blownwzy at once, like the down of thistle, one puff of thy
breath
C. Inchantments have mighty effects while they last,
yet are easily diffol•v'd sew words right plac'd, and there witch-crast in words we have seen it. Fw S's earry'd on the whole revolution of forty-one, theso were, people, parliaments, property and popery. By vertue
turned the government, and thepeople met one another
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Whatever came to them in the name of ^parliament
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but look at them, or touch'd a hair of their heads, this they
cry'd out upon as persecution, massacres, tended !
And by tacking the word popery to episcopacy, liturgy,. the rrf«/, and the Lo? Ws prayer, they were all together baniflsd out of the
The inchantment of these words is not yet over with
us. And we have added three other, which have no less
power, viz. moderation, seasonable and balancing. The two first put a full yfo/' to any good, how necessary and ta- ntficial soever, that is propos'd for thesecurity of church or ,/fa/*. And the /«/? justisies any «i>iV can be done, even to burn my neighbour's house, if it be better than mine, or to cut his throat, if I fancy he may ca/ mine, tho' he does me no injury in the world.
O. May not I stand upon my guard, if I think my neighbour designs any attempt upon me ?
n9 &c— in
C. Yes, but not to fall upon him, while he lives
peaceably and quietly with you.
O. I love to give the sirst blow.
C. Then you must take the guilt with and all the
blood that follows, lies upon the aggress'or. And -this
we must suppose, there God. in heaven, or any justice, faith, or honour left upon the earth and, at this rate, no peace can be preserv'd in the uoorld. For till the levelling age comes, there will be always pretence for
balancing.
(4. ) O. But to return to our subject. Thy assurance
reaches not only all our late modern heroes, who have
wrote, upon liberty and the original power of the people bat thou set'st thy self above all the antient bothGreck and Roman philosophers, from whom w learnt that notion, and mak'st/Wi of them all, as well as of us.
C. No, make not fools of them, nor set my self
above them, they were men of great •wit and sagacity
yet know from the holy scriptures (which they had not) what all their philosophy could never reach. They knew not how the world or mankind began. How then could they know how government began therefore they were
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put to their gueffes, and some of them thought of the
way of urns ah and agreement among »<»,tho' they knew not when or henu. But they faw that this could be no bafis or settlement of government, especially so as to ob
lige conscience, which is the great security ofgovernment ; for what man is he who can by his own natural au thority bind the conscience of another ? That would be far more than the power of lise, liberty or property. Therefore they faw the necessity of a divine original of
government. To supply which, they fabled their kings to be begot by some God or other, and so to be of an
race than the rest of mankind. And they had their apotheoses of their kings, at their death, or turning them into Gods, to command the t everence and obe&ena
of theirsubjects.
Then their legiflators gave it out, that they received
their laws from some of the Gods. At Numa Pontpilius faid he had his from the Goddess Ægeria. Draco and Solon pretended they had the Athenian laws from Mi nerva. Lycurgus those of the Lacedæmonians, from Apolh. Minos of Crete, from Jupiter. Trismegistus from Mer cury, for the ÆgyptianT. Zoroaster for the Perfians,
from Horomafis. Xamolxis from Vesta, for the Scythians, and so forth.
Thus they grop'd in the dark after what we have clearly
revealed va. holy scripture, the divine original ofgovern ment. And you, (good Christians ! ) lead us back to the Heathens to sind it out, and set up their schemes of com-
pact, rejecting the institution of God, recorded in Genesis, as of the sirst dominion founded in Adam, so of the divi
fion of. nations under Noab.
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2Wr. Lock's two treatises ofgovernment examind. And
the reason of it. With an advertisement of a new as sociation going about.
Oi/! OINCE ourlast meetinglhave consulted our great oracle Mr. Lock. I could not endure to be so
mauVd\yf thee, and now I am prepar'd thou shalt not come off victoria ! as thou hast hitherto done. Thou hasl
hevsd him down, as asserting that the consent of every individual was necessary for the erection of government.
And he is as sensible as thou art, that that is impossible, and
fays, in his two treatises ofgovernment, book 2. cap. 8. Of the beginning of political societies, p. 318. Which (lays he, that the consent of every individual confidering the infirmities health, and avocations bufiness, which in
a number, tho" much left than that of a commonwealth, nvill necessarily keep many away from the publick assembly
and the variety opinions, and contrariety interests nvhich unavoidably happen in all collections men, 'tis next
to impossible ever to had.
C. Yet the very page before, and the page before that,
he makes the consent of every individual to be necessary, and the only foundation of all politicalsocieties. He fays, p. 316. When any number men have the consent
every individual made a community . And p. 317. one
body, one community, which the consent every indivi
dual that united into page, Thus every man
agreed, Sec. And again in the fame consenting with others to make one 355. Every member the society.
body politick, &C. And
O. Ay, 'tis feafible and eas> upon the sirst erection of
government, because necessary, and government could
no otherwise be erected. But where he makes
p. 318, upon the point of the majority concluding
the -whole, after the government fays he, Nothing but the consent tanmake any thing te the act
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sidering the infirmities ofhealth, &c. as before quoted, is next to impossihle ever to be bad.
C. If it never could be had, then it never could be had, more upon one occasion than another. And no oc cafion can be nam'd more likely to create •variety of nions, and contrariety of interests, than the contrivance of
and the choice of the governors. So that here you have brought Lock confuting himsels: and plainly owning, that the foundation ofpopular government
nonsense and an impossihility•
But now suppose government set up upon this sounda-
tion, upon which was impossible to be set up, as Lock himself has prov'd. Does he make the government set tled and fix'd in his or their hands where the commu
nity have plac'd
O. What do'll 'mean, an absolute and arhitrary sower
in the supreme and legistative authority No, no, he will not allow of that any means. And he proves ex
cellently, which had not ready at hand last time thou mad'st such goose of me, for faying, that there no ar- litre, ry power in England so that had not ran/ to
fay for my self. For tho' have taken all my principles out of Lock, do not always remember his reasons but now I'm ready for thee, and have at thee. He comes upon this point, in his two treatises, book z.
Now you dissenters have wholly eluded the import and intendment ofthese by a new invention of occafional
conformity, which you have prevailed upon your cat' sciences to comply with for good places ! and to restore these «Æt to their true meaning, was the only design of the oc
cafional hill, which having been so often rejected, mollify d to all the ease possible to the conscience of dissent ers ; and if they understood their true interest too, that
consistent with anysecurity the church And constitution, the consequence unavoidable, that the church (not to sey the state has lost her legal security, and the benefit proposed to her these acts. And this pulling down her walls, and transmitting her to posterity naked as lhe came into the world, and divested of all defence and secu rity from the law.
O. By this you accuse the anti-tackers of all these evil
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who throw out with malice and fury against all that do not
jump exactly with your notions of things. may do justice to one without branding another and honest men may differ in judgment as to prudential methods. And
the whole house of commons, both tackers and anti-tackers, have (as told thee in my last) voted to be villainous and seditious to asperse any member of the house with being
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stry, with the foulest lies and flander; and when you have nothing to fay, cry out Rome and St. Germains [ which will run with the mob that do not examine things.
But the reputation of the tackcrs is above the infection of thy poison d breath ; the nation knows that they were no Poufiniers, that they were not accused in the last reign
with corruption or receiving louicTores from count Tallard.
That they didn't vote then for a standing army in time of peace. That they are not concerned in the new erected
corporations. That they enjoy not places and penfions at the will of the court. That they railed not at the management in the late r«g» ; and by that means, made themselves necessary to be taken off, and now enjoy warm
places and pen/ions, so purchased. How many of all thefe Jerts will you sind among the tackers ? They have ac
quitted themselves, in all turns, with the least blemisl* upon them, of any in that honourable house, disparage ment to none. They have, most of any, espous'd the
cause of their country, and the publick good, free from self- isb and finister ends. Their great estates, derived front their antient families, sets them above bribery ; and their
liberal education inspires them with a noble concern for
their country, which affords not such another number of gentlemen, so characteriz'd with all the vertues ofpatri ots among those that sit within St. Stephen's Chapel, in
cluding those who bemoan their ill fortune in being at that time absent, which deprived them of the honour of
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From •§at. March 31, to•f)fft. April7, 1 705. N°
1. The last ueek the church England, 2. Oftht assembly divines at Westminster. The mm war caltd the moderate. 4. Of out-writing the whigs 5. Particularly on their scheme of government the people. Which runs up to blasphemy.
CW/'TpH lastfqueek ofthe church ofEngland. c- Whatdo'st mean
O. what noble whig faid upon the bustle at Co ventry and Hertford, of which thou told'st me last time, and other appearances there are, that the high- church and
the tackers intend to dispute at the ensuing elcctiom. He bid us not be discourag'd, but hold to our tackle, for, was the last squeek of the church of Encland. Do hut gripe Vw< hard this time, and you hear no more of them. This their last cast for we can get a hops?
ofcommons to our mind, we can then play above hard with the church, and tell them our mindsreely, '. Tjtty ha•ve not a friend in the world to protect them.
C. Then seems they must do for themselves, or die They must now speak, or for ever hereafter hold their
peace O. We hold them to their peace Ifwe can (z. )
but get over the house of commons, we have number of moderate clersy cut and dryd like those who comp
the assembly divines at Westminster, who (as they
will give up episcopacy, liturgy, and every rag of church, for peace fake
C. These pretended at sirst only to moderate our episco pacy — little— and our liturgy, for the ease of tender con
sciences, and to bring over the religious dijenters!
O. And- they did; but how many did they get
C. As many as were religious, and kept their word. For
some of the dissenters, at that time, did turn to the thurch, when they faw the deep defigns of their party, so re exceed their sirst pretenfions. O. There
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0. There were some such fools among us, tho' not half so many as among you, who thought we were only fid of conscience ! and that we were obliged to stand to our uoord, and not to proceed further than what we, at sirst, pretended! that is, that we should not gain ground of air enemy ! nor accept of power, when it was in our
power! These were dunder-heads, or, as a great man (of
•our and our side! ) fays perpetually, men of speculation, who know not the world nor man. With this he answers
arguments, and tells stories of his travels
Then sind the conscentious part of both sides were
gidfd; your's into power, which yet they thought sit t0slstvi//;and our Taoc\ex2X. e divines ^Westminster, to let
go, when they found they had let go so far, that was
now too late tostruggle for it. And your history non
conformity, printed 1704, tells us, preface, p. 2. That the assembly of divines at Westminster were all of them,
except eight or nine, conformable ministers but they were moderate men and these eight or nine were able to leaven
the whole lump os them even to make root and branclx
•work with episcopacy, liturgy, and every thing else
This shews how sit moderate men are to stand in the
l*p, in the day of the church's distress
(3. ) Ifthe man war now call'd the moderate (to be
the fastuon! ) fights at this rate, doubt the captain may come to be hang'd for his moderation
Or was a sit emblem you gave us of yovh modera tion, to shew tliat we must expect broad-fides from its and that its language fire, blood, and pillars ofsmoke
(4. ) But if you whigsanddi/senters, joined withoUr moderate men, mould be permitted once more, (for our fins) to over- turn our church and monarchy, WE hope to
rise again, as we did once before. '
O. We'11 ward against that I'll warrant thee.
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turn you, the fame way we did before.
O. How was that
C. As Thurlo, who was secretary to Oliver, told my'
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1660, That tho' they were possestof the people, the/aw- er, and the army, yet they lost all as it were in a moment, and the people, who had set them up, turn'd against them. The chief cause of which he attributed to the books and papers wrote by the cavaliers, which tho' much fewer in number than those on our side (faid Thurlo ) yet were far superior in strength of reason, and the spirit with which they were wrote, above our cant and railing and scolding. And then our own confufions, making good what the royalise had often told us would be the consequence ofa grvei rmer. t set up on the soot of die people, all our autho rity was not sufficient to keep the eyes of the people shut any longer; and they turn'd, like the tide, to their former constitution and government, sinding no rest no tlement possible, but eternal revolution and confufion,
all the schemes of popular government we could contrive; and we try'd round, till we were weary and they too
(5. ) Now, my little Bays, we will do the fame
you. All your scandalous clubs, your rhimers, and jolly- toys, your Locks, your Sidneys, lolands, and D'avexattt, have not been able to give one word in ans'kuer to what has been objected against your popular schemes, from holy seiipture, from reason and experience, and (to srit the scvh out of you) from the Lws of the land, which all jointly damn coercion, and was read to you out of our pulpits in London on Sunday the 28th of January last, with sermons correspondent ou the 30th. At this you fume and fret, and fay tricks are put upon you! but know not how to help your selves. Poor rogues instead of answering or defending your, principles, you cry out
Rome St. Germains you have not one werdmtxe to
at the mouth, and call ill navies, which renders you still more ridiculous! you are gene you 're gone see for how long can noise and clamour hold
fay
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it out against sense and reason, against scripture and law! The enchantment cannot hold long, sure cannot
You, Bays, have done as much as blockhead could do towards dissolving it. For what man of common sense but must see you all bewilder when he reads thy Otstr-
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223 maters of last March 28 and 31, N. 99 and 100, of thy 3d Vol. wherein thou asserts, That tlxre is no arhitrary
power in England. No, not in king and parliament f whereas every man that can reckon three upon his sin gers, must know, that all governments in the world must be arhitrary, in some hands or other; for there must be a last re/crt in every government, and that must be arhi
trary xcAunaccountabl:, as having no supericr uponearth. Whether that arhitrary pcwer is in the hands of one, or many, is not now the point, but it mast be somevehere,
else there can be no government. Thestates of Holland are as arhitrary every whit as the Grand Seignior.
0. I put it in the people.
C. The whole body of the people, or the people collec tively can receive no appeal, or pasi any judgment, in any cafe whatever; therefore I suppose you mean the
people representatively, tlrat in their re pres en * tatives in ^ae house ol commons .
0. No no no these are they that battle, make
them rogues and villains, betrayers of their trust, and
wor/e than the Spanish inquistticn, or the Divan of the Twits, or the courts justice in the most barbarous and ar
hitrary governments, as fay N. 99, and now like the lords better than the commons.
C. The lords are all and every one of them made solely and arhitrarily by the crown. And you like the choice of the crown better than of the people then let the crown name all the house of commons too.
O. No, thank you for that we hate prerogative} WE're for pulling down, not raifing higher. And one of our quarrels with the commons is, for their asserting the
prerogative against the lords.
C. To whom then do you appeal from the people re
O. To their principals who elected them, who, fay, did not part with their power absolutely to them, nor give them unlimited commijsions, which, as averN. 100, Would be to act the part ofa mad-man.
C. Then your appeal to the people collective to whom.
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whom, as I have shew'd, no appeal can be made.
O. Every one is the people. According to our r«ly that a part is the whole, and that the lejjer part includdH
the greater.
C. Upon this foot then, thou art the people.
O. Yes, and upon this foot, I single John Tutchin do
arraign the whole representative of the nation, upon mj original right, and the birth-right of every Englishrnan in England, else we are all jlaves, and subject to arbitrary power !
C. And every Englistman\&% the fame right, and there are many Englishmen who differ in opinion with worthy John Tutchin ; and think that the house of commons have behaved as they ought to do, and will choose the fair. e members again, even the tackers, and perhaps them chiefs. And that John Tutchin ought to receive that whipping was once forgiven him, for his bold, saucy, and seditious refections upon that august body of the representative of the
nation.
O. He's a slave that thinks so, ofslavish principles, i Perkinite, and 2. papish.
C. But isn't he the people, as well as Join Tutchin ? And hasn't he the freedom of his own opinion, as well as John Tutchin?
O. Then I John the people will go to cuffs with thee Roger the people.
C. This is the result of thy scheme of government ! and which is worse, it cannot be mended by all the schemes that Lock, Sidney, or all your men of wit put together ever have contriv'd, or possibly ever can contrive, upon the foot of the people; they all end in the self fame non
sense and contradiction! than which nothing can be more ridiculous that ever was asserted by mankind, not except ing Bedlam ! And do'st think it possible for Englishmen to be longer detain'd under such an infatuation, when it is made so very plain to them ? and under which they have seen their country ruin'd and undone, twice almost in the fame age ! and now again on the very brink of the fame
fetal precipice, hurry'd on by the fame madness ! which flops not short of blasphemy. . (6. ) O.
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'o uuorjhip here on earth, estate, liberty, and life.
O. It is but a blasphemous allusion ! and I learnt it from
one of our celebrated 'books, intituled, A view of go vernment in Europe— —Also of the antiquity, &c. os par liaments, by'T. R. Esq; printed 1689, for R. Baldwin,
where, p. 10. from these words, Let us make man, he infers, As if God summon 'd a parliament of the Tri
nity- Blasphemous
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vine right, and a divine pattern, which was alledg'd in behalf of kings and of monarchy. This made Baxter re-
present heaven as a parliament, and sill it with saints pro portionable ; of which I told thee before, N. 30.
But they had, with better semblance, follow 'd their in genious Milton, who, in his Paradise Lost, makes Lucifer to have call'd a parliament in heaven (and I suppose it was thefirst ) himself the speaker, to assert their rights and li
berties against the arbitrary government os the king. From ^>at. April 7, to •§at. April 14, 1705. N° 37.
1. A provocation to the whigs to answer for themselves. j 2. An answer to a quotation out of Algernoon Sidney,
3. A witch-craft in words. 4. 'J he heathen notion of-
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(1. ) 0Æ. '"T"*HOU vapourcTst over me, at a strange J. rate last time : and spak'st with the ut
most contempt of our great Lock and Sidney, and all our cracks ; thou makest them speak as great nonsense as I my self: And faid'st, that all their schemes of govern ment end just where mine did, to make me my self; John- Tutchin, or any greater scroundrei such can be found
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stunts, or any other sort of government that can be set Tip upon the foot of the people. Now, art not thou a suuci fellow, to talk at this rate? Ar't not ashamd of thy self, to set thy self up against men of such reputation for sen/e and learning, and to treat them in such an ungentlemanlike manner, without any regard to their quality or learning ?
C. Have I convers'd so long with thee, and woud'st
have me learn nothing of thee ? But I am not come up
to thy nasty Billingsgate, and casting personal reflecti ons, that concern not the subject in debate, notscrupling withal the most horrid lies and forgeries to blacken with, instead of argument. These are the talents of thee and
thy scandalous club, which I never intend to learn oi imitate.
But when I have sirst answer'd gravely and serioustr, and no reply is made but in thy sink and filth, which dare not touch the argument, only throws dirt about thee; and I see some people still so besotted, as to like that way, and still to have up the names of Lock, Sidney, &c. as men that have pronsd the point, and cannot be answer 'i! Then I thought it necessary, after having fully answer J them, to expose their schemes with the utmost contempt, to provoke their admirers, if possible, to look into the argument, and consider on which fide the proofdoes lie ;
and to give them opportunity to correct the insolence of
an opposer, who speaks with all this assurance. I
thought this would be a temptation to them, to give some sober
answer. And I doubt not we mould have had it long be fore this, ifit had been possible to be given ! but it is im-
and all their iints do sind it so ; therefore they dare not meddle, only set a sew curs to bark, and then laugh at the noise ! and I' will go on with the fame assur ance, till all who will confider are convine'd, that there is nothing but rattle in all these popular schemes ; besides the Utmost confufon and destruclion of mankind, without end Or remedy, and an absolute contradiction to all government of what kind or denomination soever; and as I told thee last time, if you whigs suffer us to go on at this insulting and triumphant rate, without other answer than calling
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rogue and rascal, it is impossible (unless the nation be gi ven up to a ;udicial blindness) but we must recover the people from you, while we thus write over you.
0. This is huff and ding indeed ! you make very pig mies of all the Polyphemus's of the people! and if we fay nothing to thee, they will think, in good earnest, that thou art apparently and clearly in the right; and that there- is no answer to be given on the whig side.
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wont) on purpose for that very end, to try if I can biing any answer out of thee, or any whom thou can'st quote on thy side : Otherwise to make you all as contemptible as
really you are.
(2 . ) O. I have quoted Algernoon Sidney in mine of 3
1 last March, Vol. 3. N. 100. Than whom (I fay) no one un
derflood better the constitution of the English government. And he fays, in his discourses concerning government, chap. 3. sect. 38. p. 423, 424. That men chosen to serve in par liament —are sent thither by prescription, not from a power
assurance (which
derivd from kings, but from those that chuse them.
C. If Algernoon fays so, then I fay, that he neither un
derstood the nature of government, nor of the English
He talks of prescription. Had that prescrip- . tion no beginning ? There he might have found the consti tution. Who was it gave charters to those corporations that choose parliament-men ? Was it the king, orthe/ct? - pie? Did all the people of England, every individual sin
gle person, (which Mr. Lock makes necessary^ in his two treatises of government, 1. 2. c. 8. Of the beginning of political societies, p. 3 1 6, &c. ) meet together, and deter mine by vote, what town or corporation should choose parliament- men? Which should choose two, which but me, and which 'none? Did the people ordain that a very
iittle poor corporation mould have as many representatives as a whole county? And was this thought a fair and equal' representation of the peopli?
This is as ridiculous as it is contrary to fafl. The king
is the- only, fountain of power in the kingdom. - Neither lords, , wx. commons, or any other have any authority, but
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what they derive wholly and solely from the crown ; the crown holds of none but God. This is the law
England, as it is exprefly declared, 16 Riclf: 2. c. 5. and many otherstatutes. Kings were before parliaments,- sot
parliaments were called by kings ; otherwise let Algernon name that parliament which made the sirst king; and tett- us who call'd it ? And by whose authority it met ? This
-is a choaking question, and reduces matter to faii, and ii- no otherwise answerable but by facl ; and none has had the courage to answer it, but my Bays ofan Qbfir•uater, who fhoots his holt at every thing, and is as hardy as a- drunken man in the akri. And ha-an/kvers it by another as perilous a question, that •ifæo before /Ar first For which leave thee to- the corregion given thee in my bib paper of last August the 5th,- call'd only the Ob- fervator, to try thou cou'd'st know thy own face in a- less flattering glass than what thou had'st made for thy self.
O. Do'st think that all the mighty structure we have been so many years raifing, with such vast ex- pence of wit and learning, with which we have depo
pulated kingdoms (for the good of the people and tum bled down kings from their thrones, can be all blownwzy at once, like the down of thistle, one puff of thy
breath
C. Inchantments have mighty effects while they last,
yet are easily diffol•v'd sew words right plac'd, and there witch-crast in words we have seen it. Fw S's earry'd on the whole revolution of forty-one, theso were, people, parliaments, property and popery. By vertue
turned the government, and thepeople met one another
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Whatever came to them in the name of ^parliament
. was their own act aud deed, and went down without exa mining! and the most arbitrary and illegal tyranny upon their Æ*« and estates, if done by the parliamentr was their //'for/y and property Whereas the did
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but look at them, or touch'd a hair of their heads, this they
cry'd out upon as persecution, massacres, tended !
And by tacking the word popery to episcopacy, liturgy,. the rrf«/, and the Lo? Ws prayer, they were all together baniflsd out of the
The inchantment of these words is not yet over with
us. And we have added three other, which have no less
power, viz. moderation, seasonable and balancing. The two first put a full yfo/' to any good, how necessary and ta- ntficial soever, that is propos'd for thesecurity of church or ,/fa/*. And the /«/? justisies any «i>iV can be done, even to burn my neighbour's house, if it be better than mine, or to cut his throat, if I fancy he may ca/ mine, tho' he does me no injury in the world.
O. May not I stand upon my guard, if I think my neighbour designs any attempt upon me ?
n9 &c— in
C. Yes, but not to fall upon him, while he lives
peaceably and quietly with you.
O. I love to give the sirst blow.
C. Then you must take the guilt with and all the
blood that follows, lies upon the aggress'or. And -this
we must suppose, there God. in heaven, or any justice, faith, or honour left upon the earth and, at this rate, no peace can be preserv'd in the uoorld. For till the levelling age comes, there will be always pretence for
balancing.
(4. ) O. But to return to our subject. Thy assurance
reaches not only all our late modern heroes, who have
wrote, upon liberty and the original power of the people bat thou set'st thy self above all the antient bothGreck and Roman philosophers, from whom w learnt that notion, and mak'st/Wi of them all, as well as of us.
C. No, make not fools of them, nor set my self
above them, they were men of great •wit and sagacity
yet know from the holy scriptures (which they had not) what all their philosophy could never reach. They knew not how the world or mankind began. How then could they know how government began therefore they were
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put to their gueffes, and some of them thought of the
way of urns ah and agreement among »<»,tho' they knew not when or henu. But they faw that this could be no bafis or settlement of government, especially so as to ob
lige conscience, which is the great security ofgovernment ; for what man is he who can by his own natural au thority bind the conscience of another ? That would be far more than the power of lise, liberty or property. Therefore they faw the necessity of a divine original of
government. To supply which, they fabled their kings to be begot by some God or other, and so to be of an
race than the rest of mankind. And they had their apotheoses of their kings, at their death, or turning them into Gods, to command the t everence and obe&ena
of theirsubjects.
Then their legiflators gave it out, that they received
their laws from some of the Gods. At Numa Pontpilius faid he had his from the Goddess Ægeria. Draco and Solon pretended they had the Athenian laws from Mi nerva. Lycurgus those of the Lacedæmonians, from Apolh. Minos of Crete, from Jupiter. Trismegistus from Mer cury, for the ÆgyptianT. Zoroaster for the Perfians,
from Horomafis. Xamolxis from Vesta, for the Scythians, and so forth.
Thus they grop'd in the dark after what we have clearly
revealed va. holy scripture, the divine original ofgovern ment. And you, (good Christians ! ) lead us back to the Heathens to sind it out, and set up their schemes of com-
pact, rejecting the institution of God, recorded in Genesis, as of the sirst dominion founded in Adam, so of the divi
fion of. nations under Noab.
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2Wr. Lock's two treatises ofgovernment examind. And
the reason of it. With an advertisement of a new as sociation going about.
Oi/! OINCE ourlast meetinglhave consulted our great oracle Mr. Lock. I could not endure to be so
mauVd\yf thee, and now I am prepar'd thou shalt not come off victoria ! as thou hast hitherto done. Thou hasl
hevsd him down, as asserting that the consent of every individual was necessary for the erection of government.
And he is as sensible as thou art, that that is impossible, and
fays, in his two treatises ofgovernment, book 2. cap. 8. Of the beginning of political societies, p. 318. Which (lays he, that the consent of every individual confidering the infirmities health, and avocations bufiness, which in
a number, tho" much left than that of a commonwealth, nvill necessarily keep many away from the publick assembly
and the variety opinions, and contrariety interests nvhich unavoidably happen in all collections men, 'tis next
to impossible ever to had.
C. Yet the very page before, and the page before that,
he makes the consent of every individual to be necessary, and the only foundation of all politicalsocieties. He fays, p. 316. When any number men have the consent
every individual made a community . And p. 317. one
body, one community, which the consent every indivi
dual that united into page, Thus every man
agreed, Sec. And again in the fame consenting with others to make one 355. Every member the society.
body politick, &C. And
O. Ay, 'tis feafible and eas> upon the sirst erection of
government, because necessary, and government could
no otherwise be erected. But where he makes
p. 318, upon the point of the majority concluding
the -whole, after the government fays he, Nothing but the consent tanmake any thing te the act
erected, for otherwise, every individual
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sidering the infirmities ofhealth, &c. as before quoted, is next to impossihle ever to be bad.
C. If it never could be had, then it never could be had, more upon one occasion than another. And no oc cafion can be nam'd more likely to create •variety of nions, and contrariety of interests, than the contrivance of
and the choice of the governors. So that here you have brought Lock confuting himsels: and plainly owning, that the foundation ofpopular government
nonsense and an impossihility•
But now suppose government set up upon this sounda-
tion, upon which was impossible to be set up, as Lock himself has prov'd. Does he make the government set tled and fix'd in his or their hands where the commu
nity have plac'd
O. What do'll 'mean, an absolute and arhitrary sower
in the supreme and legistative authority No, no, he will not allow of that any means. And he proves ex
cellently, which had not ready at hand last time thou mad'st such goose of me, for faying, that there no ar- litre, ry power in England so that had not ran/ to
fay for my self. For tho' have taken all my principles out of Lock, do not always remember his reasons but now I'm ready for thee, and have at thee. He comes upon this point, in his two treatises, book z.
