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Wyll. Crowsphus' you clippe the kinge's language, you would have said Carisophus;
But perceive now, either the winde the south,
Or els your tounge cleaveth the roofe your
Better then these boy coliers, that come to the courre
When
were" not so many captious fellowes as
mouth.
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Grmme. murian take thik wine, intoxicate -
my braine,
That hanged and by, cannot speake plaine.
Jacke. You speake knavishly playne, seinge my mas
ter you doo mocke:
faith ere you go, will make you lobbe cocke.
Father Grimme, what say they this Damon abrode Grimme. All men are sorie for him, helpe me
God.
the king wrong fully -
The say false knave cused him
And he ńe. and should be here
morow
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Or els his fellow which prison his rowme shall supplie.
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236 DAMON AND PITH I. A. S.
Chil not be his halfe for vortie shillinges I tell you
playne,
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I thinke Damon be too wise to returne agayne. -
Wyll. Wyll no man speake for them in this wofull case ?
Grimme. No chill warrant you, one maister Stippus is in place,
Where he may doo good, but he frames himselfe so,
Whatsoever Dionisius wylleth, to that he wyll not say InO :
"Tis a subtill vox, he will not tread on thornes for none, A mery harecoppe” 'tis, and a pleasant companion;
A right courtier, and can provide for one.
Jacke. Wyll, howe lyke you this geare 2 your master- Aristippus also,
At this colier's hande hath had a bloe.
But in faith, father Grimme, cannot ye coliers Provide for your selves far better then courtiers?
Grimme. Yes, I trowe : blacke coliers go in threade bare cotes,
Yet so provide they, that they have the faire white groates.
Ich may say in counsell, though day moyle dourte,
Chil not change lives with any
For though their apparell never
Yet sure their credit farre worse then mine.
And cocke may say, for their hie lookes, knowe some stickes full deepe marchants bookes:
And deeper will fall in, fame me telles,
As long insteede money they take haukes hoods and belles 7":
harecoppel Coppe, Chaucer, used for the top and here seems intended signify the head, or,
any thing, the common
use among the names
phrase
Hare coppe, may corruption heark up, phrase
hare-brained fellow.
our ancient sportsmen. Hare cup the spring-flower called the hare bell.
likewise one
insteede money they take haukes hoods and belles] See Note 49 Tke White Devil, vol. VI.
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Wherby they fall into a swelling disease, which coliers do not know ;
Tath a mad name it is called, ich weene, Centum pro cento.
Some other in courtes make others laugh merily,
When they wayle and lament their owne estate secretly. Friendship is dead in courte, hipocrisie doth raigne,
Who is in favour now, to morow is out agayne: The state is so uncertaine, that I, by my wyll,
Will never be courtier, but a colier styll.
Wyll. It seemeth that coliers have a very” trym life. Grimme. Coliers get money styll : tell me of trouth,
Is not that a trim life now, as the world goeth 7
All day though I toyle with mayne and might,
With mony in my pouche I come home mery at night, And downe, my chayre my wyfe faire Alison,
And tourne crabbe the fire, mery pope John
Jacke. That pope was merry fellow, whome folke talke so much.
Grimme. H'ad merry withal, h'ad goulde
enough
Jacke. Can gould make men mery they say, who can singe mery note,
his hutch.
change grote?
Grimme. Who singes that case, singes never
tune. know for my parte,
That heavy pouch with goulde makes light harte:
Of which have provided for deare yeare good store, And these benters”, trowe, shall anone get me more. Wyll. serving the courte with coles, you gaynde
As that not able
this money.
- Grimme. the court onely,
terwards.
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assure yee.
Amid tourne crabbe the fire, mery Pope John] See Note
very] merie, 2nd edit.
22 to Gammer Gurton's Needle vol. II.
carry coals. See Cotgrave. He may, however mean debentures,
And these benters] Benne the French word for sack
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238 DAMON AND PITHIAS.
Jacke. After what sorte, I pray thee tell mee?
Grimme. Nay, ther bate an ace (quod Boulton can weare horne and blow not.
Jacke. Byr ladie, the wiser man.
Grimme. Shall money?
Then ich weare
tell you what slite noddy indeede; no, no,
tell you this one thinge,
got this warreant
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He very foole that cannot gayne the kinge.
Wyll. Well sayde, father Grimme: you are colier, and brave,
see now there no knave like the olde knave.
Grimme. Suche knaves have mony, when courtiers have none.
But tell me, true that abrode blowne Jacke. What that?
Grimme, Hath the kinge made those fayre damsels his daughters.
To be come now fine and trimme barbers?
Jacke. Yea truly, his owne person.
Grimme. Good fellowes beleve mee, the case now
standes,
would geve one sacke coles washt their handes,
ich came neare them, for my wyt chould not geve three chippes,
ich could not steale one swap their lippes.
Nay, ther bate (quoth, Boulton) Bate ace, quoth Bolton, among the Proverbs published Mr. Ray. That gen
tleman adds, “Who this Bolton was know not, neither worth “enquiring. One this name might happen say, Bate “ace, and, for the coincidence the first letters the two words “Bate and Bolton, grew proverb. We have many “like original as, v. g. Sup, Simon, &c. Stay, quoth Stringer, &c. “There goes story Queen Elizabeth, that being presented “with Collection English Proverbs, and told the Author “that contained all the English Proverbs, nay, replied she, Bate “me ace quoth Bolton which Proverb being instantly looked for, “happened wanting his Collection. ” Ray's Proverbs,
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239
Jacke. Wyll, this knave is drunke, let us dresse him;
Let us riffell him so, that he have not one pennie to blesse him,
And steale away his debenters too.
Wyll. Content: invent the way, and I am readie.
Jacke. Faith, and I wyll make him a noddie.
Father Grimme, if you praie mee wel”, - I wyll wash
you and shave you too,
Even after the same fashion as the kinges daughters doo: In poyntes they handle Dionisius, wyll dresse
you trim and fine,
Grimme. Chuld vaine learne that: come on then,
chil geve thee whol pint wine
At taverne for thy labour, when cha mony for my ben ters heare.
Here WYLL fetcheth barber's bason, pot with water, raysour, and clothes, and payre spectacles.
Jacke. Come, mine owne father Grimme, sit downe.
Grimme. Masse, beginne withall, heare trimme chayre.
Jacke. What man, wyll use you like prince. — Sir boy, fetche me my geare.
Wyll. Here, syr.
Jacke. Holde up, father Grimme.
Grimme. Me seeme my head doth swimme.
Jacke. My costly perfumes make that. —Away with
this, boy: quicke.
Aloyse, aloyse", how pretie not here
face?
fine oules eyes, mouth lyke oven. Father, you have good butter teeth, full seene;
You weare weaned, els you would have ben calfe.
Ah trimme lippes sweepe manger! here As soft as the hoofe of an horse.
good
great chinne,
praieomee well the former Edition, Mr. Dodsley had altered this pay mee wel.
Aloyse, aloysel Aloue, Fr. allow, approve, praise.
know no other word that resembles that the text. Chaucer, praised.
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Grimme. Doth the kinges daughters rubbe so harde? Jacke. Holde your head straite, man, els, wyll
marde. -
Byr ladie, you are good complexion,
right Croyden sanguine”, beshrew mee.
Hould up, father Grimme. —Wyll, can you besturreye?
Grimme. Me thinks, after do besmoure me.
Jacke. with unguentum very costly:
geue not this washinge ball
marvelous fashion you Daucus Maucus, that
every body.
After you have ben drest finely my hande, You may kisse any ladies lippes within this lande.
you are trimly washt! how say you, water?
not this trimm vengeaunce
Grimme.
may holsome, but SOWet.
Jacke. scours the better. —Syr boy, geve me raysour.
Wyll. Here hand, syr. Grimme. Gods aymes, ’tis
chopping knyfe,
raysour. very good one; Jacke. raysour, and that
came lately from Palermo", cost mee twenty crownes alone.
Your eyes dassell after your washing, these spectacles
put on raysour, tell mee,
not good one?
yet never see
Now vew this
Grimme. They better.
gay barnikels, -
Jacke. deede they the matter;
young sight, and that
From the manner which this expression used Sir John Harrington, The Anatomie Metamorphosis Ajar, Sig.
seems though was intended for sallow hue. “Both “complexion inclining the oriental colour Croyden sanguine. ”
came lately from Palermol The 4tos read Pallarrime. The razors Palermo were anciently famous. They are mentioned more than one our old Plays, and particularly The Wounds Civil
War Thomas Lodge, 1594, vol. VIII. 83. “Neighbour sharpen the edge tole your wits upon the whetsone indiscretion, that
“your wordes may shave like the rasers Palermo. ”
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But I warrant you, this raysour is very easie.
241
Grimme. Go too then; since you begonne, doo as please ye.
Jacke. Holde up, father Grimme.
Grimme. O your raysour doth hurt my lippe.
Jacke. No, it scrapeth of a pimpell to ease you of the pippe.
I have done now, how say you? are you not well? Grimme. Cham lighter then ich was, the truth to tell.
- Grimme. Mas, content; but chill be polde first or I
Jacke. Will you singe aster your shavinge?
singe. -
Jacke. Nay that shall not neede, you are pould neare
enough for this time.
Grimme. Go too then lustyly, I will singe in my man's voyce:
Chave a troublinge base busse.
Jacke.
You are lyke to beare the bobbe, wyll geve
Set out your bussyng base, and wee wyll quiddell upon
GRIMME singeth Busse. Jacke singes. Too nidden, and too nidden.
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Wyll singes. Too nidden, and toodle midden;
toodle doo
not Grimme the colier most finely shaven?
Grimme. Why, my fellowes, thinke iche am cowe,
that you make such toying
Jacke. Nay by’r ladie, you are cow, your
singing;
Yet your wife told me you were oxe.
Grimme. Did she so? 'tis pestens quene”, she full of such mockes.
But go let singe out our songe merely.
The songe the shaving
the colier.
Jacke. Suche barbers, God send you all times neede.
Wyll. That can dress eyou finely, and make such quicke
speede.
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242 DAMON AND PITHIAS,
Jacke. Your face like an incorne now shineth so gay—
Wyll. That I with your nostrels of force must needes play,
With too midden, and too midden. .
Jacke. With too midden, and todle todle doo nidden.
Is not Grimme the colier most finely shaven 2
Wyll. With shaving you shine lyke a pestle of
porke”.
Jacke. Here is the trimmest hogges-flesh from London to Yorke.
Wyll. It would be trimme baken to hange up a while,
Jacke. To play with this hogline, of force I smyle,
With too midden, and too midden.
Wyll. With too nidden, and todle, &c. I
must
your
Wyll. Your wife now will busse you, because you are sweater.
Grimme. Neare would I be poled, as neere as cham shaven.
Wyll. Then out of your jerkin needes must you be shaken.
With too nidden, nnd too nidden, &c.
Grimme. It is a trimme thing to be washt in courte.
Wyll. Their handes are fine, that they never hurte.
Grimme. Methinke ich am lighter then ever ich was. Wyll. Our shaveinge the courte hath brought this
to passe.
With too nidden, and too midden.
Jacke With too midden, and todle todle doo nidden.
not Grimme the colier most finely" shaven [Finis.
Grimme. This trimly done: now chil pitche coles not farre hence,
And then the taverne chil bestowe whole tway pence.
Grimme. Your shaving doth please me, debter.
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243
Jacke. Farewel cocke. Before the colier againe doo us seeke,
Let us into the courte to parte the spoyle, share and share like.
Wyll. Away then.
Here entreth GRIMM E.
[Ereunt.
Grimme. Out alas, where shall I make my mone? My pouche, my benters, and gone!
Wher that villayne that dyd me shave Hath robbed me, alas all that have.
Here entreth SNAP.
Snap. Who crieth the courte gate? Grimme. the poore colier, that was robbed
late.
Snap. Who robbed thee?
Grimme. Twoo the porters men that dyd shave me.
Snap. Why, the porters men are barbers.
Grimme. vengance take them, they are quicke carvers.
Snap, What stature weare they of:
Grimme. As little dapper knaves, could scoffe.
Snap. They were lackeyes, neare them.
they trimly can gesse
Grimme. Such lackies make mee lacke; beswinge them:
Cham undon, they have my benters too.
halter
Snap. Doest thou know them, thou seest them? Grimme. Yea, that doo.
Snap. Then come with me, we wyll finde them out, and that quickly.
Grimme. folow, mast tipstaffe; they courte likely.
the
Snap. Then crie more, come away. [Ereunt. Here entreth CARIsoPH. Us and ARISTIPPUs.
ever you wyll shew your friendship, now Seing the king displeased with me,
without any crime.
Aristippus. should appeare, comes
behaviour.
That you sodenly are cast out favour.
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Carisophus. Nothing have I done but this; in talke
I overthwarted
When he lamented Pithias' case to kinge Dionisius. Which to morrow shall die, but for that false knave
Damon,
He hath left his friend in the briers, and now is gone. Wee grew so hot in talke, that Eubulus protested
playnely,
Dionisius” held his eare open to parasiticall flatterie.
And now in the kinges eare like a bell he ringes,
Crying, that flatterers have ben the destroyers of kinges.
Which talke in Dionisius' harte hath made so deepe impression,
That he trusteth me not, as heretofore, in no condition: And some wordes brake from him, as though that hee Began to suspect my trouth and honestie,
Which you of friendship I know wyll defend, how so
Eubulus,
ever the world goeth:
My frind, my honestie will you not take Aristippus. To sweare for your honestie,
mine OWne. -
Carisophus. Should you indeede? were knowne.
othe'' should lose
would that
your voyde friendship come thus passe? Aristippus. folow the proverbe: Amicus usque
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Carisophus. Where can you say ever lost mine honestie
*Dionisius. ] Both the 4tos read Whiche. The alteration Mr. Dodsley.
Perhaps alteration was necessary; for our old writers, which and who are sometimes used indifferently: all events, would have been doing less violence the text (especially taking the measure into consideration) merely who had been substituted for which, stands the old copies, and not Dionisius, Mr. Dodsley conjectured, and Mr. Reed allowed remain. The sense the passage clearly this, “that Eubulus protested plainly
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Aristippus. You never lost for you never had as farre as know.
Carisophus. Say you so, friend Aristippus, whom trust so well
Ario. Because you trust me, you the truth tell. -
Carisophus. Wyll you not stretche one poynt,
bring mee favour agayne
Aristippus. love myne owne payne.
stretching;
may breede payne,
very
Carisophus. friende ought shonne stand his friend stead.
Aristippus. Where true friendship deede.
Carisophus. Why, sir, hath not the chaine true frindship linked two together?
Aristippus. The chiefest linke, lacked therof, must needs desever.
Carisophus. know.
true friendship
Aristippus. Yea, truely, and that knot knit wyll
never slippe.
Carisophus. Belike then, there frindship but
betweene honest men.
Aristippus. Betwene the honest only; for, Amicitia inter bonos”, saith learned man.
Carisophus. Yet evell men use frindship things unhonest, wher fancy doth serve.
Aristippus.
Aristippus. That lastes but
Carisophus. What
frindship, but lewde likeing while.
the perfectst frindship among
What linke
that? faine would
Honestie.
Carisophus. Doth honestie knit the perfect knot
men that ever grew
Aristippus. Where men love one another, not for
profit, but for vertue.
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Carisophus. Are such frindes both alike in joy and
also in smarte?
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Aristippus. They must needs; for in two bodies they have but one harte.
Carisophus. Friend Aristippus, deceave me not with sophistrie :
Is there no perfect frindship, but where is vertue and honestie 7
Aristippus. What a devell then ment Carisophus
To joyne in frindship with fine Aristippus :
In whom is as much vertue, trueth and honestie,
As there are true fethers in the three Craines of the
Vintree *:
Yet their “fethers have the shadow of lively fethers, the truth to scan,
But Carisophus hath not the shadowe of an honest man. To be playne, because I know thy villany,
In abusinge Dionisius to many mens injury,
Under the cloke of frindship I playd with his head,
And sought meanes how thou with thine owne fancy might be lead. .
My frindship thou soughtest for thine owne commoditie,
As worldly men doo, by profite measuring amitie:
Which I perceaving, to the lyke myselfe I framed,
Wherein, I know, of the wise I shall not be blamed:
If you ask me, Quare 2 I answer, Quia prudentis est mul tum dissimulare.
wyll speake 1 not
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Jonson mentions this place The Devil Ass,
To speake more playner, as the proverb doth go,
In faith Carisophus, cum Cretense cretiso.
Yet a perfect frinde Ishew myselfe to thee in one thing,
I doo not dissemble, now I say thee the king
then
“From thence shoot the bridge child, the Cranes the Vintry, “And see there the gimblets how they make their entry
Stow says was place some account for the Costermongers who had ware-houses there; and appears from Dekkar's Belman
London, Sign. that the beggars his time called one their places rendezvous this name.
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