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And these be the thinges wherof thou hast neede, The better of thy wyl and purpose to speede. Then geve thy attendance, and so be sure of this,
That I will be readie and never wyll misse
To assist thee still in workinge thy purpose,
To th’ advauncing of thee, and depressing thy foes.
Perverse Doctrine. Gramercie, good sister, even with my hearte,
For this your good councell; and for my parte, Whatsoever this case may bee possibly donne,
shall followe your preceptes natural sonne.
For the matter standes wee looke not well about, That we quite perishe out doubt,
Unlesse some such way wee take out hande, Whereby wee may able our foes withstande. And for this cause my brother Ignorance and Lest should chaunce fall into jeoperdie, Through envie our names any manne's eare: For this intent, say, wee did diligently care,
Our names counterfaite such maner sorte,
That where ever wee goe wee may win good reporte.
Hypocrisie. Of my faith that very well done deede,
God sende thee good wit still thy neede.
And that thy doinges such successe thou maist fynde,
That thinges may chaunce thee after thy minde. My brother, thou have ought else for say,
Speake on, that departe hence away.
Perverse Doctrine. Great thankes for your councel, and yee chaunce go thyther,
You may meete with Ignorance,
Hypocrisie. Farewel shall even anon.
hasten him hyther. here, you shall see [Exit
Perverse Doctrine. Alacke, alacke, now my good
gon, Whose presence enjoye
Than any thing whatsoever Good occasion have suche
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Which yet I possesse as longe as I may,
And have heretofore many a faire day.
For since these newe heretickes, the devill take them all, In corners began barke and ball
At the catholike faith, and the olde religion,
Making them bothe but matters derision; Hypocrisie hath helped every neede,
That but for her, hardly were wee lyke for speede. For our case never nye driven the worst,
Through her meanes some meane take place the first:
Yet some meanes doth shee finde, some meanes the length,
That her waies prevaile, and her matters get strength. Shee can finde out thousand guyles trice,
For every purpose newe strong devise.
No matter difficile for man find out,
make,
And th’ others greate peryll and moode for And fine, muche matter fewe woordes
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daungerous, person stowt,
No businesse
But th’ one she able solucion
maner matters this present daye Throughout the whole world, though symple degree,
And small power sight shee seeme for bee?
lyfe, Then shall you perceive that Hypocrisie rife
Consider trades and condicions
To kinde men, and every age,
So farre their yeeres them therein may geve know ledge:
Lo, here Who list
large fielde, where length hee may walke, this matter the full for talke.
To declare
But may not about suche small pointes now stande,
what power, and what efficacie, In every age, countrey and time Hypocrisie.
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[ACT II.
Ignorance is the cause that I so longe tarie heere,
And beholde where the blinde bussard doth appeere. Come on, thou grosse headed knave, thou whoroson
asse, I say,
Where hast thou ben sence wee departed to-day? Enter IGNo RA UN CE.
Ignoraunce. Where have I ben, quod you? mary even there I was,
Whereas I would have geven an hundred pounde, by the Masse,
To have ben here; for never sence the day I was borne Was I so neere hande in peeces for to have ben torne. For as I was going up and downe in the streete,
To see if I coulde with Hypocrisie meete,
Beeholde afarre of I began to espie
That heretike New Custome, with another in his com anle.
As oo:: as they sawe mee, they hyde them apace Came towardes, and met mee full in the face.
I am glad wee have founde you then, quod this heretike
knave,
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For you, and your fellowe, this day sought wee have
In every place, and now cannot you flie;
And with these woordes both they came very nie.
Whereat I so feared, I may tell you playne,
That I thought at that howre I should have ben slayne.
This is he, quod the varlet, of whom I tolde you of late,
An enemie of the trewth, and incensed with hate
Against God and his Churche, and an impe of Hypo
crisie,
A foe to the gospell, and to trewe divinitie.
Thou lyest, heritique, quod I, and naught elles coulde
I say,
But brake quickely from-them, and hither came away.
Perverse Doctrine. Who is hee that was with him,
Simplicitie, canst thou tell ?
Ignoraunce. Not I sure, but some call him the light
of the Gospell.
A good personable fellowe, and in countenaunce so
bright,
That I coulde not beholde him in the visage aright.
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NEW CUSTOME, 291
Perverse Doctrine. Goddes preciouse woundes, that slave! marie fie on him, fie
Body of our Lorde, is he come into the countrye?
I thinke the heretiques the worlde have taken hande,
By some solemne othe pester this lande,
With their wicked scismes, and abhominable sectes,
Now vengeance them all, and the devyll breake their neckes.
Light the Gospell light straw; yet what ever hee bee,
wold hee were hanged hie can see.
Ignoraunce. What, have you hearde him before this
Perverse Doctrine. Heard often wis.
there any the worlde,
- him? yee, that have
this horeson theefe,
Beleeve me, Simplicitie, that will worke the mis chiefe.
Hath that same new Jack gotte him suche mate Now with all my heart pestilence his pate.
woulde they were both hanged fairely together,
Or elles were the devill, care not muche whether. For since these Genevian doctours came so fast into
this lande,
Since that time was never merie with Englande.
First came New Custome, and hee gave the onsay”. And sithens thinges have gone worse every day.
But Simplicitie, dost thou knowe what mine intent?
Ignoraunce. Tell mee, and shall knowe what you have ment.
Perverse Doctrine. Our matters with Creweltie our
discusse,
- friende
And here him, what counsell this case hee will
geve us.
And this the cause have taried for thee,
Because that him would have thee goe with mee,
But see where hee commeth with Avarice sadly walking,
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ACTUS II. SCENA III.
[Act 11.
CREw ELTIE, Av AR IcE entre. PERVERSE DocTRINE and IGN or AUNCE tarie.
Creweltie. Nay, by Godde's harte, if I might doe what I list, -
Not one of them that should scape my fist.
His nayles”, would plague them one way another. would not misse him, no, hee were mine owne
brother.
With small faultes might beare sawe occasion, And punishe, forgeve, mine owne discretion,
For wote that sometime the wisest may fall; But heresie, that, that the greatest all.
Every stockes should full, every prison and jayle. Some would beate with roddes, some scorge
carte's tayle.
Some hoyse their heeles upwarde, some -beate sacke,
Some manickle their fingers, some binde the racke. Some would sterve for hunger, some would hange
privilie,
Saying, that themselves Some would accuse Openly hange them
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dyed desperately. matters great weight,
trespassours streight. thousand mo waies could tell, and not misse,
Whiche here England, may say you, have practised ere this,
And trust his woundes, Avarice, some agayne for trie,
How ever the world goe before that die.
Avarice. Now will thee, Creweltie, Godde's sacrament have swore,
were pittie but thou were hanged before.
Creweltie. Ha, ha, ha; had liese they were hanged
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By the masse, there is one thing makes me laugh hartely, ha, ha, ha.
Avarice. I pray thee what is that ?
Creweltie. What? ha, ha, ha: I cannot tell for
laughinge, I wold never better pastime desire,
Then to here adosen of them howling together in the fier; Whose noyse, as my thinketh, I could best compare
To a crie of houndes folowing after the hare,
Or a rablement of bandogges barking at a beare,
ha, ha, ha.
Avarice. I beshrew thy knaves fingers with my very hearte,
The devill will reward thee, whose darling thou arte. But, sirra, I pray thee, if it had chanced me in those
daies in thy handes to have fel,
I thinke, sure, thou wouldst have ordred mee well.
Creweltie. His bloud, I would I might have once seene that chaunce,
Iwould have vext thee with a vengeaunce, for olde acquaintance.
Avarice. Why so? I was alwaies thy furderer in those daies, I am sure. -
Creweltie. Yee, but what was the cause ? thine owne profit to procure. *
For so that thou mightest vauntage and lucre obtaine,
Thou wouldest not sticke to bring thine owne brother to payne.
Avarice, Ha, ha, ha; no, nor father and mother, if ^
there were ought to be got,
Thou mightest sweare, if I could, I would bring them
to the pot.
Whereof a like historie I shall tell thee, Creweltie,
In Englande, which my self plaied in the daies of queene Marie”.
* In Englande, which my self plaied in the daies of queene Marie. ] In Foxe's third Wolume of Ecclesiastical History, 1631, p. 799, is an account of one Richard Woodman, who was burnt at Lewes, with
nine others, on the 22d of June, 1557. The circumstances attend ing his apprehension resemble those abovementioned, and seem to be the same alluded to by the Author of this Morality.
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[ACT 11.
Twoo brothers there were dwelling, young gentilmen,
but the heyre
Had substanciall revenewes, his stocke also was faire;
A man of good conscience, and studious of the gospell. Which the other brother perceiving very well,
Perswaded him by meanes, since was bent, To constant opinion, mnd not relent,
Which done, hee gave notice the officers about,
Howe they should come with searche find his brother out
Who, when hee was once this sorte apprehended, Shortly after his life the fier hee ended.
The other had the most part his lyvinge. ‘How saist, sir knave not this the nere way
thrivinge?
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Creweltie. unreasonable Avarice, unsaciable with goavne.
Avai. What, this tushe, was but merie
trayne.
Creweltie. For luker's sake his owne brother
betraye?
Hence, Judas, with these doinges can not awaye
Avarice. was ever with him, still readie hande,
Continually suggesting
And yet tell you the trueth, deede the thinge Of my conscience thinke the best part was his.
Crewellie. By Godde's glorious wounds, hee was worthy none;
But thou whipped for thy greedie suggestion.
Avarice. Harte God, man, the meanes better or worse,
passe not, good for the purse, ha, ha, ha.
“with you there;
cannot away with him. ”
“Good i'faith, will eat heartily
Jew, could never away with that stiff
Bartholomew Fair,
“too, because will “necked generation. ”
the house and the lande.
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*everywriter the times. Ben Jonson's Cynthia's Revels, A. S.
“Of nymphs i'the court, cannot away with her;” Poetaster, and not bring your eating player
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Perverse Doctrine. If you love the purse so well, Avarice, as you say indeede,
Then helpe mee with your councell now at a neede. Avarice.
What, Perverse Doctrine, and Ignoraunce
too, were you both so neere?
Wee had thought at our comming that no man had ben heere.
Ignoraunce. Wee have ben in this place ever since that you staide,
And wee have hearde also what so ever you have sayde. Creweltie. Welcome bothe, on my faith, and I am
glad it was our chaunce
To meete with you here, Perverse Doctrine, and Igno Taunce.
Whie, how gothe the worlde? my thinkes you be sad. Perverse Doctrine. Mary, God have mercie, but there
is small cause to be glad:
For excepteyou come speedely with your helping hande, No doubt wee shall shortly be banished the lande.
Avarice. Whie so, Perverse Doctrine 2
Creweltie. I pray thee, let mee understande.
Perverse Doctrine. Whie so? you knowe howe since
herisie came lately in place,
And New Custome, that vile scismatique, began to
deface
All our olde doings, our service, our rites, that of yore
Have bene of great price in the olde time before:
Our selves have been enforced almost for to flye The countrie, or else covertly in some corner to lye.
Creweltie. By the Masse that is trewe, for I dare not appeere,
Who so ever would geve mee twenty pounds landes by the yeere.
Avarice. Ha, ha, ha; by Godde's foote, and I was never in better case in my lif,
For covetousnes with the clergie was never so rife.
Wherefore I have nocause in suchesort to begreeved,
Yet I woulde I could tell, sirs, how you might be re leeved.
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I wyll cut him of the slampambes, I holde him a crowne, Where so ever I meete him, in countrie, or towne.
Ignoraunce. What order you will take, it were best make relation,
For moe wittes, as you knowe, may do better than One,
[ACT II.
Perverse Doctrine. Nowe, sirha, to mende up this matter withall:
Preciouse God, it frettes mee to the very gall.
For now of late that slave, that varlet, that heretique,
Lighte of the Gospell,
Is come over the sea, as some credibly tell,
Whom New Custome doth use in all matters as a staie,
The most ennemie to us in the worlde alway; Whose rancour is suche, and so great is his spight,
That no doubt hee will straightway banishe us quight,
296 NEW CUSTOME.
Unlesse wee provide some remedie for the contrary,
An-d with speede; this is treuth that I tell thee, Creweltie.
Crewellie. His woundes, hart and bloud, is he come without any naye?
Ignoraunce. Yee verely, for wit-h these eyes I sawe him to daye.
Creweltie. Now I would hee were here, I woulde so dresse the slave,
That I warranthee should beare mee a marke to his grave. First I would buffet him thus, then geve him a fall; Afterwarde I would dashe out his braynes at the wall.
Avarice. Holde your handes, you rude knave, or by Godde's bodie I sweare,
I wyll quickely fetche my fist from your eare.
Perverse Doctrine. Tushe, tushe, it availes naught to chafen, or to chide,
It were more wise. dome with speede some redresse to provide.
Creweltie. Redresse? nowe by Godde's guttes, I will Tyll never staye,
I finde meanes to ridde the beast out of the
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Creweltie. I wyll do then what so ever shall come in my head,
I force, not I “, so the vyllaine were dead.
Ignoraunce. And of my furtherance, whatsoever I
may do, you be sure,
Your good state againe, if I can, to procure,
With my uttermost help to suppresse yonder rascall,
For by the masse, you papists I like best of all.
Perverse Doctrine. Then can wee not doo amisse, I
conjecture lightly,
For where as al these come, Perverse Doctrine, Ava
rice, Ignoraunce, and Creweltie:
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There goeth the hare, except good lucke goe awrie.
But, sirs, good, lest your names you discrie,
To transpose them after some other kinde,
Els bee sure with the people much hatred finde.
As for Perverse Doctrine, Sounde Doctrine; for Igno raunce, Simplicitee;
With these coulours, late, our selves cloked have we. Creweltie. What then shall Creweltie, bee called
your judgement?
Perverse Doctrine. Mary, Justice with Severitie, vertue most excellent.
Avarice. What will you terme Avarice, pray you let mee heare?
Perverse Doctrine. Even Frugalitie, for that ver tue commeth most neare.
Avarice. Contente his woundes, but wee must look our feete,
Least wee stumble these names when ever wee meete.
Perverse Doctrine. Yea, see you take heede that any manner case,
So may you delude the people Creweltie. Come then,
wee departe.
every place.
time hence that away
follow with most
“I force, not care not. Camden his Remains says, force not such fooleries. ” Shakspeare has the same phrase.
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[ACT III.
Avarice. But, sirs,because wee have taried so longe, If you bee good fellowes, depart with songe.
Creweltie. am pleased, and therefore every man Follow after order as well hee can.
The first SoN Ge.
Well handled, the masse, every side.
Come, Avarice, for wee twoo will longer abide.
[Exit Creweltie and Avarice.
Perverse Doctrine. Farewell you bothe, and God sende you successe,
Suche may glad your present businesse. Now they bee departed, and wee may not tary,
For lieth upon bee sturryng, Mary. New Custome prevayleth much every where,
But, matter, they bee fooles that dogeeve him suche eare.
Let old custome prevayle rather, better than new, This all will confesse, that thinke scripture true.
Doo thy fathers have doone before thee (quoth hee) Then shalt thou bee certayne the right way bee. And sure that better then followe the trayne
That eche man inventeth his owne proper brayne. Whiche hath brought the worlde this case, we see,
That every day wee heere some notorious heresie. Yet the Gospell, whatsoever they say.
Well, chaunce that dogge hath daye,
Woe then New Custome, and all his mates, tushe,
tushe,
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What will that other heretik do, Light raw
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the Gospel,
this day.
Dare
shewe his face-more than
But come, Ignoraunce, follow after apace,
For wee have abidden long this place.
Ignoraunce. Let then, but the masse, am vengeance drie,
pray
drinke the ale-house herebie.
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speede let hie.
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Light of the Gospell. They be not this way, as farre as I can see:
Unlesse they have hidden them selves up privilie.
For in presence of Light of the Gospel, and Primative Constitution,
Undoubtedly such reprobates can have no habitation.
New Custome. Verely I do finde it so even as you have saide,
For at your sight they flie away dismaide. Wherefore have great cause geeve you thankes,
Light
Of the Gospell, that put thus my enemies flight. Light the Gospell. Nay, they my enemies also
For what
am Light?
liers impure, the scripture.
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muche true.
They enemies God too, and muche called veritie
And the lying lippes with speakers
The Lorde him selfe will revenge with extremitie. But see, what hee that aprocheth nie?
New Custome. Of whom tolde you, Doctrine verelie.
Light the Gospell. Then let the waye,
enemies
the gospell else, whereof But trewth, equitie, veritie, and right
haplie wee may heare what hee will say. Perverse Doctrine. sirrha, my trothe there
vary good vaine:
Ignoraunce hath well lyned his cappe for the rayne.
coulde have taried longer there with good wyll, But the proverbe saith, good keepe still,
One head for the reckning, bothe sober and wise, Wherefore this thinge have followed that guise.
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Ignoraunce is but a dolte, it is I that must drudge,
For neede (they say) maketh the olde wife and man both to trudge.
Suche snares wee shall laye for these heretikes, I trust,
That New Custome, and his fellowes, shall soone lye in the dust.
If Creweltie may prevaile, hee will never slake,
Tyll hee have brought a thousand of them to a stake.
Avarice hath promised to do what in him laye,
Who hath ben in greate credite with the worlde alway. But if Ignoraunce may get place, there shall wee do well,
Then adewe all idle heretikes, and vaine talke of the
gospell,
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For me Perverse Doctrine, this shall be my fetche,
To keepe constant the mindes of can cetche,
Lest these glosers sometimes they chaunce heare preaching,
And thereby converted, and credite their teachinge. For trust shortly bring passe,
That lesse knowledge the Gospell shall serve the
masse.
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Light the Gospell. Let inclose him, that hee may not flie,
Else wyll hee gone when hee doth espie. impe Antechrist, and seede the devyll
Borne wickednesse, and nusled evyll”. Perverse Doctrine. Nay, thou stinking heretike, art
thou there deede?
Accordinge thy naughtines thou must looke for
speede,
New Custome. Godde's holie woorde no wise can
be heresie,
Though you terme never falsly.
Perverse Doctrine. Yee preciouse whoreson, art thou there too
thinke you have pretended some harme mee doo.
Helpe, helpe, say, mee gone once,
Else will smite thee the face with my fist, Godde's bones.
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New Custome. You must be contented little season stay,
Light the Gospell, for your profite, hath some thing to saw.
your preach
join.
Perverse
inges, promise you playne,
For what ever you speake, but vayne. Light the Gospell. vayne shall not
know very well.
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That where ever, whom declared bee,
shall redounde unto his owne honour and glorie. "
God glorified those whom hee dooth electe,
God glorified those also whom hee dooth rejecte.
The electe are saved, that the woorde they bee leeve.
But the other, because credence they geeve To the truthe, cannot bee but blameable,
Commytting
For, ad eos non venissem, saieth Christ our Saviour,
fault faultes most damnable.
had not come unto them with the worde, this Sure,
In farre better case the unfaithfull had ben
For this one respect they had had sinne.
But where the trueth and yet there contemned, Of Christ his owne mouth suche are condempned. Thus the gospell Christ, received no,
Sheweth the glory God where ever Perverse Doctrine. were contente
knowe your pleasure:
go.
abide, and
But for businesse, this time have leysure. Light the Gospell. What leisure ought man
have,
Then endeavour bothe his body and sowle for save?
New Custome. For that care, all other cares wee must set aside.
Perverse Doctrine. Say then, for paciently minde to abide.
all times more
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[ACT III.
NI,W CUSTOME.
Light of the Gospell. Not to heare what is spoken is
onely sufficient,
-
But to put it in practice with sincere inten
What so ever is taught us concerning good doing,
Expressing it plainely in our vertuouse lyving.
Perverse Doctrine. Whie what would you have mee in living expresse ?
Light of the Gospell. Even the gospell, which is no thing else, doubtlesse,
But amendment of life, and renouncing of sinne:
With displeasure toward your selfe for the faultes you Were ln.
Perverse Doctrine. How shall I displease my selfe in sinne I would knowe ?
Light of the Gospell. In considering that nothing bringeth man so lowe
Out of Godde's favour, as sinne: nothing setteth him so hie,
As lothing the same, and calling to him for his mer cle. -
Perverse Doctrine. Verely I am sorie for my fore
Light of the Gospell. Why think you so? boldely
tell me your minde.
Perverse Doctrine. Because Godde's mercie is farre
enough behinde.
Light of the Gospell. Godde's mercie is at hande, if
you repent faithfully.
Perverse Doctrine. I repent my sinnes, and for them am sorie hartely;
But how shall I be sure mercie for to obtaine 2
Light of the Gospell. Credite mee trewly, for my
woordes are not vaine,
To pronounce to the penitent forgivenesse of ini quitie,
So that in asking, you put your assurance to speede, Then no doubt you have obtained mercie in deede.
passed demeanour,
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But that can not availe mee but little, I am sure.
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[Act II.
And these be the thinges wherof thou hast neede, The better of thy wyl and purpose to speede. Then geve thy attendance, and so be sure of this,
That I will be readie and never wyll misse
To assist thee still in workinge thy purpose,
To th’ advauncing of thee, and depressing thy foes.
Perverse Doctrine. Gramercie, good sister, even with my hearte,
For this your good councell; and for my parte, Whatsoever this case may bee possibly donne,
shall followe your preceptes natural sonne.
For the matter standes wee looke not well about, That we quite perishe out doubt,
Unlesse some such way wee take out hande, Whereby wee may able our foes withstande. And for this cause my brother Ignorance and Lest should chaunce fall into jeoperdie, Through envie our names any manne's eare: For this intent, say, wee did diligently care,
Our names counterfaite such maner sorte,
That where ever wee goe wee may win good reporte.
Hypocrisie. Of my faith that very well done deede,
God sende thee good wit still thy neede.
And that thy doinges such successe thou maist fynde,
That thinges may chaunce thee after thy minde. My brother, thou have ought else for say,
Speake on, that departe hence away.
Perverse Doctrine. Great thankes for your councel, and yee chaunce go thyther,
You may meete with Ignorance,
Hypocrisie. Farewel shall even anon.
hasten him hyther. here, you shall see [Exit
Perverse Doctrine. Alacke, alacke, now my good
gon, Whose presence enjoye
Than any thing whatsoever Good occasion have suche
sister
more pleasant unto mee,
the worlde coulde bee sister embrace,
For her means lyve and enjoye this place.
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NEW CUSTOM E. 289
Which yet I possesse as longe as I may,
And have heretofore many a faire day.
For since these newe heretickes, the devill take them all, In corners began barke and ball
At the catholike faith, and the olde religion,
Making them bothe but matters derision; Hypocrisie hath helped every neede,
That but for her, hardly were wee lyke for speede. For our case never nye driven the worst,
Through her meanes some meane take place the first:
Yet some meanes doth shee finde, some meanes the length,
That her waies prevaile, and her matters get strength. Shee can finde out thousand guyles trice,
For every purpose newe strong devise.
No matter difficile for man find out,
make,
And th’ others greate peryll and moode for And fine, muche matter fewe woordes
She can finde out cloke for every rayne”. What person there that beareth more swaie
daungerous, person stowt,
No businesse
But th’ one she able solucion
maner matters this present daye Throughout the whole world, though symple degree,
And small power sight shee seeme for bee?
lyfe, Then shall you perceive that Hypocrisie rife
Consider trades and condicions
To kinde men, and every age,
So farre their yeeres them therein may geve know ledge:
Lo, here Who list
large fielde, where length hee may walke, this matter the full for talke.
To declare
But may not about suche small pointes now stande,
what power, and what efficacie, In every age, countrey and time Hypocrisie.
The affaires they
She can finde out
mantillo ogni acqua. vo L.
greater that have hande.
cloke for every rayne] Proverb. Tu-hai S. -
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290 NEW CuSTOME,
[ACT II.
Ignorance is the cause that I so longe tarie heere,
And beholde where the blinde bussard doth appeere. Come on, thou grosse headed knave, thou whoroson
asse, I say,
Where hast thou ben sence wee departed to-day? Enter IGNo RA UN CE.
Ignoraunce. Where have I ben, quod you? mary even there I was,
Whereas I would have geven an hundred pounde, by the Masse,
To have ben here; for never sence the day I was borne Was I so neere hande in peeces for to have ben torne. For as I was going up and downe in the streete,
To see if I coulde with Hypocrisie meete,
Beeholde afarre of I began to espie
That heretike New Custome, with another in his com anle.
As oo:: as they sawe mee, they hyde them apace Came towardes, and met mee full in the face.
I am glad wee have founde you then, quod this heretike
knave,
-
For you, and your fellowe, this day sought wee have
In every place, and now cannot you flie;
And with these woordes both they came very nie.
Whereat I so feared, I may tell you playne,
That I thought at that howre I should have ben slayne.
This is he, quod the varlet, of whom I tolde you of late,
An enemie of the trewth, and incensed with hate
Against God and his Churche, and an impe of Hypo
crisie,
A foe to the gospell, and to trewe divinitie.
Thou lyest, heritique, quod I, and naught elles coulde
I say,
But brake quickely from-them, and hither came away.
Perverse Doctrine. Who is hee that was with him,
Simplicitie, canst thou tell ?
Ignoraunce. Not I sure, but some call him the light
of the Gospell.
A good personable fellowe, and in countenaunce so
bright,
That I coulde not beholde him in the visage aright.
-
sc. II. ]
NEW CUSTOME, 291
Perverse Doctrine. Goddes preciouse woundes, that slave! marie fie on him, fie
Body of our Lorde, is he come into the countrye?
I thinke the heretiques the worlde have taken hande,
By some solemne othe pester this lande,
With their wicked scismes, and abhominable sectes,
Now vengeance them all, and the devyll breake their neckes.
Light the Gospell light straw; yet what ever hee bee,
wold hee were hanged hie can see.
Ignoraunce. What, have you hearde him before this
Perverse Doctrine. Heard often wis.
there any the worlde,
- him? yee, that have
this horeson theefe,
Beleeve me, Simplicitie, that will worke the mis chiefe.
Hath that same new Jack gotte him suche mate Now with all my heart pestilence his pate.
woulde they were both hanged fairely together,
Or elles were the devill, care not muche whether. For since these Genevian doctours came so fast into
this lande,
Since that time was never merie with Englande.
First came New Custome, and hee gave the onsay”. And sithens thinges have gone worse every day.
But Simplicitie, dost thou knowe what mine intent?
Ignoraunce. Tell mee, and shall knowe what you have ment.
Perverse Doctrine. Our matters with Creweltie our
discusse,
- friende
And here him, what counsell this case hee will
geve us.
And this the cause have taried for thee,
Because that him would have thee goe with mee,
But see where hee commeth with Avarice sadly walking,
Let listen, can, they talkinge. wee whereof
the onsay] the onset.
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292 NEW CUSTOME.
ACTUS II. SCENA III.
[Act 11.
CREw ELTIE, Av AR IcE entre. PERVERSE DocTRINE and IGN or AUNCE tarie.
Creweltie. Nay, by Godde's harte, if I might doe what I list, -
Not one of them that should scape my fist.
His nayles”, would plague them one way another. would not misse him, no, hee were mine owne
brother.
With small faultes might beare sawe occasion, And punishe, forgeve, mine owne discretion,
For wote that sometime the wisest may fall; But heresie, that, that the greatest all.
Every stockes should full, every prison and jayle. Some would beate with roddes, some scorge
carte's tayle.
Some hoyse their heeles upwarde, some -beate sacke,
Some manickle their fingers, some binde the racke. Some would sterve for hunger, some would hange
privilie,
Saying, that themselves Some would accuse Openly hange them
-
dyed desperately. matters great weight,
trespassours streight. thousand mo waies could tell, and not misse,
Whiche here England, may say you, have practised ere this,
And trust his woundes, Avarice, some agayne for trie,
How ever the world goe before that die.
Avarice. Now will thee, Creweltie, Godde's sacrament have swore,
were pittie but thou were hanged before.
Creweltie. Ha, ha, ha; had liese they were hanged
His nayles] i. e. God's nails.
—“His blood”—without repetition introduction. S.
afterwards “By his wounds” the sacred name way
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NEW CUSTOME. 293
By the masse, there is one thing makes me laugh hartely, ha, ha, ha.
Avarice. I pray thee what is that ?
Creweltie. What? ha, ha, ha: I cannot tell for
laughinge, I wold never better pastime desire,
Then to here adosen of them howling together in the fier; Whose noyse, as my thinketh, I could best compare
To a crie of houndes folowing after the hare,
Or a rablement of bandogges barking at a beare,
ha, ha, ha.
Avarice. I beshrew thy knaves fingers with my very hearte,
The devill will reward thee, whose darling thou arte. But, sirra, I pray thee, if it had chanced me in those
daies in thy handes to have fel,
I thinke, sure, thou wouldst have ordred mee well.
Creweltie. His bloud, I would I might have once seene that chaunce,
Iwould have vext thee with a vengeaunce, for olde acquaintance.
Avarice. Why so? I was alwaies thy furderer in those daies, I am sure. -
Creweltie. Yee, but what was the cause ? thine owne profit to procure. *
For so that thou mightest vauntage and lucre obtaine,
Thou wouldest not sticke to bring thine owne brother to payne.
Avarice, Ha, ha, ha; no, nor father and mother, if ^
there were ought to be got,
Thou mightest sweare, if I could, I would bring them
to the pot.
Whereof a like historie I shall tell thee, Creweltie,
In Englande, which my self plaied in the daies of queene Marie”.
* In Englande, which my self plaied in the daies of queene Marie. ] In Foxe's third Wolume of Ecclesiastical History, 1631, p. 799, is an account of one Richard Woodman, who was burnt at Lewes, with
nine others, on the 22d of June, 1557. The circumstances attend ing his apprehension resemble those abovementioned, and seem to be the same alluded to by the Author of this Morality.
-294 NEW CUSToxi E. -----------
[ACT 11.
Twoo brothers there were dwelling, young gentilmen,
but the heyre
Had substanciall revenewes, his stocke also was faire;
A man of good conscience, and studious of the gospell. Which the other brother perceiving very well,
Perswaded him by meanes, since was bent, To constant opinion, mnd not relent,
Which done, hee gave notice the officers about,
Howe they should come with searche find his brother out
Who, when hee was once this sorte apprehended, Shortly after his life the fier hee ended.
The other had the most part his lyvinge. ‘How saist, sir knave not this the nere way
thrivinge?
-
Creweltie. unreasonable Avarice, unsaciable with goavne.
Avai. What, this tushe, was but merie
trayne.
Creweltie. For luker's sake his owne brother
betraye?
Hence, Judas, with these doinges can not awaye
Avarice. was ever with him, still readie hande,
Continually suggesting
And yet tell you the trueth, deede the thinge Of my conscience thinke the best part was his.
Crewellie. By Godde's glorious wounds, hee was worthy none;
But thou whipped for thy greedie suggestion.
Avarice. Harte God, man, the meanes better or worse,
passe not, good for the purse, ha, ha, ha.
“with you there;
cannot away with him. ”
“Good i'faith, will eat heartily
Jew, could never away with that stiff
Bartholomew Fair,
“too, because will “necked generation. ”
the house and the lande.
can not awaye. ]. An expression dislike aversion used
*everywriter the times. Ben Jonson's Cynthia's Revels, A. S.
“Of nymphs i'the court, cannot away with her;” Poetaster, and not bring your eating player
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Perverse Doctrine. If you love the purse so well, Avarice, as you say indeede,
Then helpe mee with your councell now at a neede. Avarice.
What, Perverse Doctrine, and Ignoraunce
too, were you both so neere?
Wee had thought at our comming that no man had ben heere.
Ignoraunce. Wee have ben in this place ever since that you staide,
And wee have hearde also what so ever you have sayde. Creweltie. Welcome bothe, on my faith, and I am
glad it was our chaunce
To meete with you here, Perverse Doctrine, and Igno Taunce.
Whie, how gothe the worlde? my thinkes you be sad. Perverse Doctrine. Mary, God have mercie, but there
is small cause to be glad:
For excepteyou come speedely with your helping hande, No doubt wee shall shortly be banished the lande.
Avarice. Whie so, Perverse Doctrine 2
Creweltie. I pray thee, let mee understande.
Perverse Doctrine. Whie so? you knowe howe since
herisie came lately in place,
And New Custome, that vile scismatique, began to
deface
All our olde doings, our service, our rites, that of yore
Have bene of great price in the olde time before:
Our selves have been enforced almost for to flye The countrie, or else covertly in some corner to lye.
Creweltie. By the Masse that is trewe, for I dare not appeere,
Who so ever would geve mee twenty pounds landes by the yeere.
Avarice. Ha, ha, ha; by Godde's foote, and I was never in better case in my lif,
For covetousnes with the clergie was never so rife.
Wherefore I have nocause in suchesort to begreeved,
Yet I woulde I could tell, sirs, how you might be re leeved.
-
I wyll cut him of the slampambes, I holde him a crowne, Where so ever I meete him, in countrie, or towne.
Ignoraunce. What order you will take, it were best make relation,
For moe wittes, as you knowe, may do better than One,
[ACT II.
Perverse Doctrine. Nowe, sirha, to mende up this matter withall:
Preciouse God, it frettes mee to the very gall.
For now of late that slave, that varlet, that heretique,
Lighte of the Gospell,
Is come over the sea, as some credibly tell,
Whom New Custome doth use in all matters as a staie,
The most ennemie to us in the worlde alway; Whose rancour is suche, and so great is his spight,
That no doubt hee will straightway banishe us quight,
296 NEW CUSTOME.
Unlesse wee provide some remedie for the contrary,
An-d with speede; this is treuth that I tell thee, Creweltie.
Crewellie. His woundes, hart and bloud, is he come without any naye?
Ignoraunce. Yee verely, for wit-h these eyes I sawe him to daye.
Creweltie. Now I would hee were here, I woulde so dresse the slave,
That I warranthee should beare mee a marke to his grave. First I would buffet him thus, then geve him a fall; Afterwarde I would dashe out his braynes at the wall.
Avarice. Holde your handes, you rude knave, or by Godde's bodie I sweare,
I wyll quickely fetche my fist from your eare.
Perverse Doctrine. Tushe, tushe, it availes naught to chafen, or to chide,
It were more wise. dome with speede some redresse to provide.
Creweltie. Redresse? nowe by Godde's guttes, I will Tyll never staye,
I finde meanes to ridde the beast out of the
WaWe.
-
sc. III. ]
*
NEW CUSTOM. E. 297
Creweltie. I wyll do then what so ever shall come in my head,
I force, not I “, so the vyllaine were dead.
Ignoraunce. And of my furtherance, whatsoever I
may do, you be sure,
Your good state againe, if I can, to procure,
With my uttermost help to suppresse yonder rascall,
For by the masse, you papists I like best of all.
Perverse Doctrine. Then can wee not doo amisse, I
conjecture lightly,
For where as al these come, Perverse Doctrine, Ava
rice, Ignoraunce, and Creweltie:
**
There goeth the hare, except good lucke goe awrie.
But, sirs, good, lest your names you discrie,
To transpose them after some other kinde,
Els bee sure with the people much hatred finde.
As for Perverse Doctrine, Sounde Doctrine; for Igno raunce, Simplicitee;
With these coulours, late, our selves cloked have we. Creweltie. What then shall Creweltie, bee called
your judgement?
Perverse Doctrine. Mary, Justice with Severitie, vertue most excellent.
Avarice. What will you terme Avarice, pray you let mee heare?
Perverse Doctrine. Even Frugalitie, for that ver tue commeth most neare.
Avarice. Contente his woundes, but wee must look our feete,
Least wee stumble these names when ever wee meete.
Perverse Doctrine. Yea, see you take heede that any manner case,
So may you delude the people Creweltie. Come then,
wee departe.
every place.
time hence that away
follow with most
“I force, not care not. Camden his Remains says, force not such fooleries. ” Shakspeare has the same phrase.
Ignoraunce, wyllyng hart.
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298 NEW CUSTOME.
[ACT III.
Avarice. But, sirs,because wee have taried so longe, If you bee good fellowes, depart with songe.
Creweltie. am pleased, and therefore every man Follow after order as well hee can.
The first SoN Ge.
Well handled, the masse, every side.
Come, Avarice, for wee twoo will longer abide.
[Exit Creweltie and Avarice.
Perverse Doctrine. Farewell you bothe, and God sende you successe,
Suche may glad your present businesse. Now they bee departed, and wee may not tary,
For lieth upon bee sturryng, Mary. New Custome prevayleth much every where,
But, matter, they bee fooles that dogeeve him suche eare.
Let old custome prevayle rather, better than new, This all will confesse, that thinke scripture true.
Doo thy fathers have doone before thee (quoth hee) Then shalt thou bee certayne the right way bee. And sure that better then followe the trayne
That eche man inventeth his owne proper brayne. Whiche hath brought the worlde this case, we see,
That every day wee heere some notorious heresie. Yet the Gospell, whatsoever they say.
Well, chaunce that dogge hath daye,
Woe then New Custome, and all his mates, tushe,
tushe,
*Gospell
No man the will esteeme then
What will that other heretik do, Light raw
rushe.
the Gospel,
this day.
Dare
shewe his face-more than
But come, Ignoraunce, follow after apace,
For wee have abidden long this place.
Ignoraunce. Let then, but the masse, am vengeance drie,
pray
drinke the ale-house herebie.
Perverse Doctrine. Content fayth, thither with
speede let hie.
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us
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NEW CUSTOM. E. 299
ACTUS III. SCENA I.
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, LIGHT OF THE Gos PELL, New Custom E, PER v ERs E
DocTR IN E.
Light of the Gospell. They be not this way, as farre as I can see:
Unlesse they have hidden them selves up privilie.
For in presence of Light of the Gospel, and Primative Constitution,
Undoubtedly such reprobates can have no habitation.
New Custome. Verely I do finde it so even as you have saide,
For at your sight they flie away dismaide. Wherefore have great cause geeve you thankes,
Light
Of the Gospell, that put thus my enemies flight. Light the Gospell. Nay, they my enemies also
For what
am Light?
liers impure, the scripture.
you.
your dealinges both vertuouse and
that
muche true.
They enemies God too, and muche called veritie
And the lying lippes with speakers
The Lorde him selfe will revenge with extremitie. But see, what hee that aprocheth nie?
New Custome. Of whom tolde you, Doctrine verelie.
Light the Gospell. Then let the waye,
enemies
the gospell else, whereof But trewth, equitie, veritie, and right
haplie wee may heare what hee will say. Perverse Doctrine. sirrha, my trothe there
vary good vaine:
Ignoraunce hath well lyned his cappe for the rayne.
coulde have taried longer there with good wyll, But the proverbe saith, good keepe still,
One head for the reckning, bothe sober and wise, Wherefore this thinge have followed that guise.
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SOO NEW CUSTOME.
[Act 111.
Ignoraunce is but a dolte, it is I that must drudge,
For neede (they say) maketh the olde wife and man both to trudge.
Suche snares wee shall laye for these heretikes, I trust,
That New Custome, and his fellowes, shall soone lye in the dust.
If Creweltie may prevaile, hee will never slake,
Tyll hee have brought a thousand of them to a stake.
Avarice hath promised to do what in him laye,
Who hath ben in greate credite with the worlde alway. But if Ignoraunce may get place, there shall wee do well,
Then adewe all idle heretikes, and vaine talke of the
gospell,
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For me Perverse Doctrine, this shall be my fetche,
To keepe constant the mindes of can cetche,
Lest these glosers sometimes they chaunce heare preaching,
And thereby converted, and credite their teachinge. For trust shortly bring passe,
That lesse knowledge the Gospell shall serve the
masse.
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Light the Gospell. Let inclose him, that hee may not flie,
Else wyll hee gone when hee doth espie. impe Antechrist, and seede the devyll
Borne wickednesse, and nusled evyll”. Perverse Doctrine. Nay, thou stinking heretike, art
thou there deede?
Accordinge thy naughtines thou must looke for
speede,
New Custome. Godde's holie woorde no wise can
be heresie,
Though you terme never falsly.
Perverse Doctrine. Yee preciouse whoreson, art thou there too
thinke you have pretended some harme mee doo.
Helpe, helpe, say, mee gone once,
Else will smite thee the face with my fist, Godde's bones.
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New Custome. You must be contented little season stay,
Light the Gospell, for your profite, hath some thing to saw.
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Perverse
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For what ever you speake, but vayne. Light the Gospell. vayne shall not
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That where ever, whom declared bee,
shall redounde unto his owne honour and glorie. "
God glorified those whom hee dooth electe,
God glorified those also whom hee dooth rejecte.
The electe are saved, that the woorde they bee leeve.
But the other, because credence they geeve To the truthe, cannot bee but blameable,
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For, ad eos non venissem, saieth Christ our Saviour,
fault faultes most damnable.
had not come unto them with the worde, this Sure,
In farre better case the unfaithfull had ben
For this one respect they had had sinne.
But where the trueth and yet there contemned, Of Christ his owne mouth suche are condempned. Thus the gospell Christ, received no,
Sheweth the glory God where ever Perverse Doctrine. were contente
knowe your pleasure:
go.
abide, and
But for businesse, this time have leysure. Light the Gospell. What leisure ought man
have,
Then endeavour bothe his body and sowle for save?
New Custome. For that care, all other cares wee must set aside.
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[ACT III.
NI,W CUSTOME.
Light of the Gospell. Not to heare what is spoken is
onely sufficient,
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But to put it in practice with sincere inten
What so ever is taught us concerning good doing,
Expressing it plainely in our vertuouse lyving.
Perverse Doctrine. Whie what would you have mee in living expresse ?
Light of the Gospell. Even the gospell, which is no thing else, doubtlesse,
But amendment of life, and renouncing of sinne:
With displeasure toward your selfe for the faultes you Were ln.
Perverse Doctrine. How shall I displease my selfe in sinne I would knowe ?
Light of the Gospell. In considering that nothing bringeth man so lowe
Out of Godde's favour, as sinne: nothing setteth him so hie,
As lothing the same, and calling to him for his mer cle. -
Perverse Doctrine. Verely I am sorie for my fore
Light of the Gospell. Why think you so? boldely
tell me your minde.
Perverse Doctrine. Because Godde's mercie is farre
enough behinde.
Light of the Gospell. Godde's mercie is at hande, if
you repent faithfully.
Perverse Doctrine. I repent my sinnes, and for them am sorie hartely;
But how shall I be sure mercie for to obtaine 2
Light of the Gospell. Credite mee trewly, for my
woordes are not vaine,
To pronounce to the penitent forgivenesse of ini quitie,
So that in asking, you put your assurance to speede, Then no doubt you have obtained mercie in deede.
passed demeanour,
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But that can not availe mee but little, I am sure.
