No More Learning

Ravelston was helping Rosemary on with her coat;
as she saw Gordon throw notes to the waiter her lips parted in dismay. She had had no
idea that the dinner was going to cost anything like four pounds. It horrified her to see
him throwing money about like that. Ravelston looked gloomy and disapproving. Gordon
damned their eyes again. Why did they have to keep on worrying? He could afford it,
couldn’t he? He still had that fiver. But by God, it wouldn’t be his fault if he got home
with a penny left!

But outwardly he was quite sober, and much more subdued than he had been half an hour
ago. ‘We’d better have a taxi to the Cafe Imperial,’ he said.

‘Oh, let’s walk! ’ said Rosemary. ‘It’s only a step. ’

‘No, we’ll have a taxi. ’

They got into the taxi and were driven away, Gordon sitting next to Rosemary. He had
half a mind to put his arm round her, in spite of Ravelston’s presence. But at that moment
a swirl of cold night air came in at the window and blew against Gordon’s forehead. It
gave him a shock. It was like one of those moments in the night when suddenly from
deep sleep you are broad awake and full of some dreadful realization — as that you are
doomed to die, for instance, or that your life is a failure. For perhaps a minute he was



cold sober. He knew all about himself and the awful folly he was committing — knew that
he had squandered five pounds on utter foolishness and was now going to squander the
other five that belonged to Julia. He had a fleeting but terribly vivid vision of Julia, with
her thin face and her greying hair, in the cold of her dismal bed-sitting room. Poor, good
Julia! Julia who had been sacrificed to him all her life, from whom he had borrowed
pound after pound after pound; and now he hadn’t even the decency to keep her five
intact! He recoiled from the thought; he fled back into his drunkenness as into a refuge.
Quick, quick, we’re getting sober! Booze, more booze! Recapture that first fine careless
rapture! Outside, the multi-coloured window of an Italian grocery, still open, swam
towards them. He tapped sharply on the glass. The taxi drew up. Gordon began to climb
out across Rosemary’s knees.

‘Where are you going, Gordon? ’

‘To recapture that first fine careless rapture,’ said Gordon, on the pavement.

‘What? ’

‘It’s time we laid in some more booze. The pubs’ll be shutting in half an hour. ’

‘No, Gordon, no! You’re not to get anything more to drink. You’ve had quite enough
already. ’


‘Wait! ’


He came out of the shop nursing a litre bottle of Chianti. The grocer had taken the cork
out for him and put it in loosely again. The others had grasped now that he was drunk —
that he must have been drinking before he met them. It made them both embarrassed.
They went into the Cafe Imperial, but the chief thought in both their minds was to get
Gordon away and to bed as quickly as possible. Rosemary whispered behind Gordon’s
back, ‘PLEASE don’t let him drink any more! ’ Ravelston nodded gloomily. Gordon was
marching ahead of them to a vacant table, not in the least troubled by the stares everyone
was casting at the wine-bottle which he carried on his arm. They sat down and ordered
coffee, and with some difficulty Ravelston restrained Gordon from ordering brandy as
well. All of them were ill at ease. It was horrible in the great garish cafe, stuffily hot and



deafeningly noisy with the jabber of several hundred voices, the clatter of plates and
glasses, and the intermittent squalling of the band. All three of them wanted to get away.
Ravelston was still worrying about the expense, Rosemary was worried because Gordon
was drunk, Gordon was restless and thirsty. He had wanted to come here, but he was no
sooner here than he wanted to escape. Drunken half was clamouring for a bit of fun. And
drunken half wasn’t going to be kept in check much longer. Beer, beer! cried drunken
half. Gordon hated this stuffy place. He had visions of a pub taproom with great oozy
barrels and quart pots topped with foam. He kept an eye on the clock. It was nearly half
past ten and the pubs even in Westminster would shut at eleven. Mustn’t miss his beer!
The bottle of wine was for afterwards, when the pubs were shut. Rosemary was sitting
opposite him, talking to Ravelston, uncomfortably but with a sufficient pretence that she
was enjoying herself and there was nothing the matter. They were still talking in a rather
futile way about Shakespeare. Gordon hated Shakespeare. As he watched Rosemary
talking there came over him a violent, perverse desire for her. She was leaning forward,
her elbows on the table; he could see her small breasts clearly through her dress. It came
to him with a kind of shock, a catch of breath, which once again almost sobered him, that
he had seen her naked. She was his girl! He could have her whenever he wanted her! And
by God, he was going to have her tonight! Why not? It was a fitting end to the evening.
They could find a place easily enough; there are plenty of hotels round Shaftesbury
Avenue where they don’t ask questions if you can pay the bill. He still had his fiver. He
felt her foot under the table, meaning to imprint a delicate caress upon it, and only
succeeded in treading on her toe. She drew her foot away from him.

‘Let’s get out of this,’ he said abruptly, and at once stood up.

‘Oh, let’s! ’ said Rosemary with relief.

They were in Regent Street again. Down on the left Piccadilly Circus blazed, a horrible
pool of light. Rosemary’s eyes turned towards the bus stop opposite.

‘It’s half past ten,’ she said doubtfully. ‘I’ve got to be back by eleven. ’

‘Oh, rot! Let’s look for a decent pub. I mustn’t miss my beer. ’


‘Oh, no, Gordon! No more pubs tonight. I couldn’t drink any more. Nor ought you. ’



‘It doesn’t matter. Come this way. ’


He took her by the arm and began to lead her down towards the bottom of Regent Street,
holding her rather tight as though afraid she would escape. For the moment he had
forgotten about Ravelston. Ravelston followed, wondering whether he ought to leave
them to themselves or whether he ought to stay and keep an eye on Gordon. Rosemary
hung back, not liking the way Gordon was pulling at her arm.

‘Where are you taking me, Gordon? ’

‘Round the corner, where it’s dark. I want to kiss you. ’

‘I don’t think I want to be kissed. ’

‘Of course you do. ’


‘No! ’


‘Yes! ’


She let him take her. Ravelston waited on the comer by the Regent Palace, uncertain
what to do. Gordon and Rosemary disappeared round the corner and were almost
immediately in darker, narrower streets. The appalling faces of tarts, like skulls coated
with pink powder, peered meaningly from several doorways. Rosemary shrank from
them. Gordon was rather amused.

‘They think you’re one of them,’ he explained to her.

He stood his bottle on the pavement, carefully, against the wall, then suddenly seized her
and twisted her backwards. He wanted her badly, and he did not want to waste time over
preliminaries. He began to kiss her face all over, clumsily but very hard. She let him do it
for a moment, but it frightened her; his face, so close to hers, looked pale, strange, and
distracted. He smelt very strongly of wine. She struggled, turning her face away so that
he was only kissing her hair and neck.


‘Gordon, you mustn’t! ’



‘Why mustn’t I? ’


‘What are you doing? ’

‘What do you suppose I’m doing? ’

He shoved her back against the wall, and with the careful, preoccupied movements of a
drunken man, tried to undo the front of her dress. It was of a kind that did not undo, as it
happened. This time she was angry. She struggled violently, fending his hand aside.

‘Gordon, stop that at once! ’

‘Why? ’

‘If you do it again I’ll smack your face. ’

‘Smack my face! Don’t you come the Girl Guide with me. ’

‘Let me go, will you! ’

‘Think of last Sunday,’ he said lewdly.

‘Gordon, if you go on I’ll hit you, honestly I will. ’

‘Not you. ’

He thrust his hand right into the front of her dress. The movement was curiously brutal,
as though she had been a stranger to him. She grasped that from the expression of his
face. She was not Rosemary to him any longer, she was just a girl, a girl’s body. That was
the thing that upset her. She struggled and managed to free herself from him. He came
after her again and clutched her ann. She smacked his face as hard as she could and
dodged neatly out of his reach.

‘What did you do that for? ’ he said, feeling his cheek but not hurt by the blow.


‘I’m not going to stand that sort of thing. I’m going home. You’ll be different tomorrow. ’



‘Rot! You come along with me. You’re going to bed with me. ’


‘Good night! ’ she said, and fled up the dark side street.

For a moment he thought of following her, but found his legs too heavy. It did not seem
worth while, anyway. He wandered back to where Ravelston was still waiting, looking
moody and alone, partly because he was worried about Gordon and partly because he was
trying not to notice two hopeful tarts who were on patrol just behind him. Gordon looked
properly drunk, Ravelston thought. His hair was tumbling down over his forehead, one
side of his face was very pale and on the other there was a red smudge where Rosemary
had slapped him. Ravelston thought this must be the flush of drunkenness.

‘What have you done with Rosemary? ’ he said.

‘She’s gone,’ said Gordon, with a wave of his hand which was meant to explain
everything. ‘But the night’s still young. ’

‘Look here, Gordon, it’s time you were in bed. ’

‘In bed, yes. But not alone. ’

He stood on the kerb gazing out into the hideous midnight-noon. For a moment he felt
quite deathly. His face was burning. His whole body had a dreadful, swollen, fiery
feeling. His head in particular seemed on the point of bursting. Somehow the baleful light
was bound up with his sensations. He watched the skysigns flicking on and off, glaring
red and blue, arrowing up and down — the awful, sinister glitter of a doomed civilization,
like the still blazing lights of a sinking ship. He caught Ravelston’s arm and made a
gesture that comprehended the whole of Piccadilly Circus.

‘The lights down in hell will look just like that. ’

‘I shouldn’t wonder. ’

Ravelston was looking out for a disengaged taxi. He must get Gordon home to bed
without further delay. Gordon wondered whether he was in joy or in agony. That burning,
bursting feeling was dreadful. The sober half of him was not dead yet. Sober half still



knew with ice-cold clarity what he had done and what he was doing. He had committed
follies for which tomorrow he would feel like killing himself. He had squandered five
pounds in senseless extravagance, he had robbed Julia, he had insulted Rosemary. And

tomorrow — oh, tomorrow, we’ll be sober! Go home, go home! cried sober half. to

you! said drunken half contemptuously. Drunken half was still clamouring for a bit of
fun. And drunken half was the stronger. A fiery clock somewhere opposite caught his
eye. Twenty to eleven. Quick, before the pubs are shut! Haro! la gorge m’ard!
Once again
his thoughts moved lyrically. He felt a hard round shape under his arm, discovered that it
was the Chianti bottle, and tweaked out the cork. Ravelston was waving to a taxi-driver
without managing to catch his eye. He heard a shocked squeal from the tarts behind.
Turning, he saw with horror that Gordon had up-ended the bottle and was drinking from
it.

‘Hi! Gordon! ’

He sprang towards him and forced his arm down. A gout of wine went down Gordon’s
collar.

‘For God’s sake be careful! You don’t want the police to get hold of you, do you? ’

‘I want a drink,’ complained Gordon.

‘But dash it! You can’t start drinking here. ’

‘Take me to a pub,’ said Gordon.

Ravelston rubbed his nose helplessly. ‘Oh, God! I suppose that’s better than drinking on
the pavement. Come on, we’ll go to a pub. You shall have your drink there. ’

Gordon recorked his bottle carefully. Ravelston shepherded him across the circus,
Gordon clinging to his arm, but not for support, for his legs were still quite steady. They
halted on the island, then managed to find a gap in the traffic and went down the
Haymarket.


In the pub the air seemed wet with beer. It was all a mist of beer shot through with the
sickly tang of whisky. Along the bar a press of men seethed, downing with Faustlike



eagerness their last drinks before eleven should sound its knell. Gordon slid easily
through the crowd. He was not in a mood to worry about a few jostlings and elbowings.
In a moment he had fetched up at the bar between a stout commercial traveller drinking
Guinness and a tall, lean, decayed major type of man with droopy moustaches, whose
entire conversation seemed to consist of ‘What ho! ’ and ‘What, what! ’ Gordon threw half
a crown on to the beer-wet bar.

‘A quart of bitter, please! ’

‘No quart pots here! ’ cried the harassed bannaid, measuring pegs of whisky with one eye
on the clock.

‘Quart pots on the top shelf, Effie! ’ shouted the landlord over his shoulder, from the other
side of the bar.

The barmaid hauled the beer-handle three times hurriedly. The monstrous glass pot was
set before him. He lifted it. What a weight! A pint of pure water weighs a pound and a
quarter. Down with it! Swish — gurgle! A long, long sup of beer flowed gratefully down
his gullet. He paused for breath, and felt a little sickish. Come on, now for another.
Swish — gurgle! It almost choked him this time. But stick it out, stick it out! Through the
cascade of beer that poured down his throat and seemed to drown his ears he heard the
landlord’s shout: ‘Last orders, gentlemen, please! ’ For a moment he removed his face
from the pot, gasped, and got his breath back. Now for the last. Swish — gurgle! A-a-ah!
Gordon set down the pot. Emptied in three gulps — not bad. He clattered it on the bar.

‘Hi! Give me the other half of that — quick! ’

‘What ho! ’ said the major.

‘Coming it a bit, aren’t you? ’ said the commercial traveller.

Ravelston, farther down the bar and hemmed in by several men, saw what Gordon was
doing. He called to him, ‘Hi, Gordon! ’, frowned and shook his head, too shy to say in
front of everybody, ‘Don’t drink any more. ’ Gordon settled himself on his legs. He was
still steady, but consciously steady. His head seemed to have swollen to an immense size,
his whole body had the same horrible, swollen, fiery feeling as before. Languidly he



lifted the refilled beerpot. He did not want it now. Its smell nauseated him. It was just a
hateful, pale yellow, sickly-tasting liquid. Like urine, almost! That bucketful of stuff to
be forced down into his bursting guts — horrible! But come on, no flinching! What else
are we here for? Down with it! Here she is so near my nose. So tip her up and down she
goes. Swish — gurgle!

In the same moment something dreadful happened. His gullet had shut up of its own
accord, or the beer had missed his mouth. It was pouring all over him, a tidal wave of
beer. He was drowning in beer like lay-brother Peter in the Ingoldsby Legends. Help! He
tried to shout, choked, and let fall the beer-pot. There was a flurry all round him. People
were leaping aside to avoid the jet of beer. Crash! went the pot. Gordon stood rocking.
Men, bottles, mirrors were going round and round. He was falling, losing consciousness.
But dimly visible before him was a black upright shape, sole point of stability in a reeling
world — the beer-handle. He clutched it, swung, held tight. Ravelston started towards him.

The bannaid leaned indignantly over the bar. The roundabout world slowed down and
stopped. Gordon’s brain was quite clear.

‘Here! What are you hanging on to the beer-handle for? ’

‘All over my bloody trousers! ’ cried the commercial traveller.

‘What am I hanging on to the beer-handle for? ’

‘YES! What are you hanging on to the beer-handle for? ’

Gordon swung himself sideways. The elongated face of the major peered down at him,
with wet moustaches drooping.

‘She says, “What am I hanging on to the beer-handle for? ”’

‘What ho! What? ’

Ravelston had forced his way between several men and reached him. He put a strong arm
round Gordon’s waist and hoisted him to his feet.



‘Stand up, for God’s sake! You’re drunk. ’


‘Drunk? ’ said Gordon.

Everyone was laughing at them. Ravelston’s pale face flushed.

‘Two and three those mugs cost,’ said the barmaid bitterly.

‘And what about my bloody trousers? ’ said the commercial traveller.

‘I’ll pay for the mug,’ said Ravelston. He did so. ‘Now come on out of it. You’re drunk. ’

He began to shepherd Gordon towards the door, one ann round his shoulder, the other
holding the Chianti bottle, which he had taken from him earlier. Gordon freed himself.
He could walk with perfect steadiness. He said in a dignified manner:

‘Drunk did you say I was? ’

Ravelston took his ann again. ‘Yes, I’m afraid you are. Decidedly. ’

‘Swan swam across the sea, well swam swan,’ said Gordon.

‘Gordon, you ARE drunk. The sooner you’re in bed the better. ’

‘First cast out the beam that is in thine own eye before thou castest out the mote that is in
thy brother’s,’ said Gordon.

Ravelston had got him out on to the pavement by this time. ‘We’d better get hold of a
taxi,’ he said, looking up and down the street.

There seemed to be no taxis about, however. The people were streaming noisily out of
the pub, which was on the point of closing. Gordon felt better in the open air. His brain
had never been clearer. The red satanic gleam of a Neon light, somewhere in the distance,
put a new and brilliant idea into his head. He plucked at Ravelston’s arm.


‘Ravelston! I say, Ravelston! ’



‘What? ’


‘Let’s pick up a couple of tarts. ’

In spite of Gordon’s drunken state, Ravelston was scandalized. ‘My dear old chap! You
can’t do that kind of thing. ’

‘Don’t be so damned upper-class. Why not? ’

‘But how could you, dash it! After you’ve just said good night to Rosemary — a really
charming girl like that! ’

‘At night all cats are grey,’ said Gordon, with the feeling that he voiced a profound and
cynical wisdom.

Ravelston decided to ignore this remark. ‘We’d better walk up to Piccadilly Circus,’ he
said. ‘There’ll be plenty of taxis there. ’

The theatres were emptying. Crowds of people and streams of cars flowed to and fro in
the frightful corpse-light. Gordon’s brain was marvellously clear. He knew what folly and
evil he had committed and was about to commit. And yet after all it hardly seemed to
matter. He saw as something far, far away, like something seen through the wrong end of
the telescope, his thirty years, his wasted life, the blank future, Julia’s five pounds,
Rosemary. He said with a sort of philosophic interest:

‘Look at the Neon lights! Look at those awful blue ones over the rubber shop. When I see
those lights I know that I’m a damned soul. ’

‘Quite,’ said Ravelston, who was not listening. ‘Ah, there’s a taxi! ’ He signalled. ‘Damn!
He didn’t see me. Wait here a second. ’

He left Gordon by the Tube station and hurried across the street. For a little while
Gordon’s mind receded into blankness. Then he was aware of two hard yet youthful
faces, like the faces of young predatory animals, that had come close up to his own. They
had blackened eye-brows and hats that were like vulgarer versions of Rosemary’s. He



was exchanging badinage with them. This seemed to him to have been going on for
several minutes.

‘Hullo, Dora! Hullo, Barbara! (He knew their names, it seemed. ) And how are you? And
how’s old England’s winding-sheet? ’

‘Oo — haven’t you got a cheek, just! ’

‘And what are you up to at this time of night? ’

‘Oo — jes’ strolling around. ’

‘Like a lion, seeking whom he may devour? ’

‘Oo — you haven’t half got a cheek! Hasn’t he got a cheek, Barbara? You HAVE got a
cheek! ’

Ravelston had caught the taxi and brought it round to where Gordon was standing. He
stepped out, saw Gordon between the two girls, and stood aghast.

‘Gordon! Oh, my God! What the devil have you been doing? ’

‘Let me introduce you. Dora and Barbara,’ said Gordon.