Why, he would not be
preserved
'by us !
Rehearsal - v1 - 1750
t
it is
!
sit ;
before. dS
That they are spiteful and malicious people who and have no tridderation
The REHE ARS AL.
127
no difference ought to be put 'twixt them arid the other servants. Or any thing reifteriiber,d of what they did
0.
ought not indeed to be remember by Way ofpunish ment. But if they make not men wifer, and few better K'hom to trnst there little use of history or experience.
From4>at. Dec. 16, to . fjat. Dec. 23, 1704. N° 21.
Os the art «/'bullying. Of the character the tackers'; Of the moderation of the church England.
Cf«». 'j* Js old master again how have been cheat-
am sure they Have little cautions crimes pardoud
i& this month past, with thy name but he did not talk like thee.
of Ks fate was exactly thy phiz. , that
vwet self, when he talk'd of religion, which he piac'd neither in high ot low, but in thy no church.
But the state-fide of his mouth spoke quite different from thy jargon, he was for some respect to be paid to princes, which thou abhors. Arid he favbur'd not thy mob ori
ginalofgovernment. But have left him off, and am now returned to be t'hV rehearser again. Therefore cock op thy face, and come answer me, for have some per- lous questions to put to thee.
In the sit place; was thy innocence or thy impudence, that after thy late escape at thy trial, thou should'st imme
diately begin to transgress again Arid thou haft don't in. more ouiragious arid provoking ihahner than before, in putting thy name, e'veri the worthy name of John Tutchin to all thy OBservators sirice thy trial, which thou did'st not do before And moreover hast ownd thy self the au thor of thy three volumes of Observators. Whereby thou stands chargeable with all contained in them all, which
enough to hang county Was advice of council,
JLirJL
rogue that took
or thy 6Wn hot head thou did'st
O- By
The church-fide took• for thine
G
is
a
I it, :;
! itI
is
;
ft Y
4it? ! !
? ' it by
'd,
I
I
a
of
I it
of
i28 The REHEARSAL.
O. By advice of council; ay, of all the party ! and 't is the only safe method, as we have «//refolv'd. Tk method and the nxiord now is bullying ! we have try'd it often before this time, and we still prevail by it, as wo have always done, whenever it had the ejfect we preset by it, that isfrightning ; for then wE mu& prevail f . .
We have neither lain, nor reason, nor scripture on osr side. We have been fairly beaten from all these, that we have not a word to soy.
Therefore we bully with our numbers, and call our selves legion, for we are many ! And now more, as n* tell in the third edition, with more additions, just now publish'd, to hearten up our myrmidons.
C. If your numbers and interest prevail in the natiat, how is it that you cannot get a Æotj/J of commons, but what is still presting this occafional bill?
O. We are not the the malor number, nor the halfal it ; and far less have we the men of estates and quality on our side. But we make some believe that we are most in number, because we make most noise ! more than all the rest of the nation ! If others made half so much, or were half so daring, we should soon be run down, and disappear, as a mist before the sun. And we boast, that it was our interest which carry 'd it in the house of commons against the tacking.
C. Ifit had been your interest, you would have car ry's! it against bringing in the bill, or have thrown it out iour selves. But as the billw&s carry'd by a great majority; so many that were for were against the tacking of that the lords might not pretend any force or compulfion put upon them. And was not this an mgH
act of moderation When did yovs. party ever {hew
the like, when they thought they had an adirantage
O. Never; and hope never will. should quit
them, sow them once come to forfake principtes! but wb soy, that the commons have no power to tack. That the lords have votedagainst it.
C. will not meddle with either of their rights orpri- . vileges. These are things above my understanding. But did
*
l
if I
I
III/ j
it, I
?
it, I
?
The REHEARSAL.
129 1 did not hear, that any of the commons were against the
tacking, upon that head. And I have heard that there
has been tacking before this, even in the last glorious
reign of liberty and property ; as in the case of the East-
India company, -in the resumption of the Iri/h grants, Sec. ' And we have an old faying, that What has been, may be.
Therefore, waving the point of power, we must put this wholly upon their moderation I
0. And we have paid them our thanks for it ! one of
my seconds, John Dun ton, in his Athenian Catechism, N. 17. of Wednesday this December 13, has publish 'd the Character of a Tacker, wherein we expose all that voted for the tack, to the justice of the mob ; we represent them of hearts entirely French, as enemies to England, beasts of prey, and to be us das such, by all true English men, andjustly excluded from relicion and property, and to be hang'd without law. Andso (he concludes) there' s an end of the tacker.
C. These tackers are above 130 of the most consi derable men in the house ; and there's an end of them I But what will you do with all the rest, who voted for the hill?
O. The fame way, all the fame way shall they go f but we'll take them by parcels, not all at once, lest they be too many for us ! our quarrel is the fame with them all. It is not the tacking, but the bill is our
grievance.
C. Bat is not this attacking the privilege of the whole
house of commons ? Few things pass there nemine contra- dicente. And if the minor number, upon any divifion of the house, may be thus treated, what becomes of their. liberty ofspeech, and freedom of debate ?
O. They shall have none, where we, or the cause is concern'd ! They have this privilege only against the crovm, but not against us their constituents and original ! not against me, who, (as I faid before, and thou hast re hearsed to me again) have two members in that house, re
presenting my person f nor against any of my under-spur-
leathers, such as John Bunt on, &c. G5
Havr
as>
I3<»
The REHEARSAL.
Have npt we • leghtid and milliatti the boufi ot com mons, after the last session all over the nation, as th» greatest rogues and villains upon the face of the earth > and now again in this very session; for vie improve . ' Haw not I put them into my lift of knaves, as thou haft before
rehears'd? And what harm has come to us ? And as soon as thissession is over, thou shalt see new Mack-lifts, aad maybe pictures, a-la-mode de Dutch-lans. . • . *
But methinks you mould haye stay'd tdl> thefesftc* was over, before you put out your charaffen ofthe tak
ers, and your new legion, for sear ot- bringing thedif-
cleasure of the house upon y6u.
O. No. It is the greater bullying of' that \ since tie
house of commons was legion and that paper havAi'd
about the streets, in the last reign, while the house was fitting, and they took no notice of we have grows bolder and bolder, and now we think we have them at mercy you see John Dunton desies them and have
expos'd them, till lam out of breath! They, have /earned passive obedience, and moderation
C. ' But suppose they mould order prosecution- against you orhim
ΠO, we know how to manage prosecutions almost weary of that trade.
they're
C. Be not too consident, they may impeach you ifthey will;
O. Would they would, that's the way to preferment you know the party must be pleas 'd! for are not- w-e con
siderable?
C\ But not half confiderable yet as the church party,
they would exert themselves.
O. If the sky falls, we shall catch larks. They exert-
themselves! they know not. how they are not us'af-xo tk/zt they are not yet got out of their non-refistance i/A•
If
would but mew that were possible for them to be angry or di/bblig'd, then they would be- r*- garded. And they who cannot be disobliged, are not worth- obliging. This makes us the formidable party. We swear and bluster, that if we are not pleaid'm every
thing,
n.
they
3
zi
if
se ; s
! ?
j it
it, ?
.
so
*! a
'd,
s
!
I
The REHE ARSALr
ning, we'll presently rebel, and set them all atone an-
And
they
know we make no bones of that!
itHer !
C. But we have seen the time when the church of En
gland could be disobliged, and shew their resentments with i witness I
O. Hang 'em, we drew them in, and they were . atcV'd before they were aware. They cannot name fix of all their bishops or clergy that were trusted with the se cret. We cajesd them, as we do now, that we intended to go so far and no further; and when they found them-
seWevtn the snare, they immediately cry'd out ! the chief of them left us, and the rest followed us trembling ! Then they sought to compound, and faid they would comply so far, bot declau'd they would rather die than go' one step further ; so that we were forced' to drive them, and
ram their declarations down their throats. Then we' upbraided them with what they had done, and told them, they were come over to our principles, which they had
so vigorously oppos'd before ! and we laugh'd at them for and insulted over them, our new test the
church ofEngland'o loyalty, and again Of their honesty, and again of their christianity; and left them none of me three. C. Had 'all these Aft them, because they came over to you fiut this the way you treat your proselytes This
small encouragement for any to come over to you.
,0. We knew they were- not sincere, and were only'.
fire into it. We dealt with them after the example of our mastt legion, sooth and flatter them to come in to our circle, and then they are our than we may do with theni what we will! tear "them in pieces, and* devour
We observe the Jewish proverb, to make as'
them.
many proselytes as v/e can, but to- trust none of them, to- thetliird generation.
t)owenot know them our seives, We know with 'd'latfincerity we go to church, and conform occasion
ally sot places, and what use we intend to make of being
let iri to trust and power even the fame w ever did
reigns of Charles Charles it. and James II. Can the Æthiop change his skin? " From
G
Win
I. !
6 in
[
''
? e
J
?
by
r
it, is
is d>
os
Coaa. TJRithee,
The REHEARSAL.
i32
From ,&at. Dec. Z3, to &at. Dec. 30, 170+. Ns° Z2. How to manage a bully, shewd in the latter end of tbl
reign os K. Charles II. " '
The Observator espoused by the party, who is grown msrt insolent fince his trial than before. The Cobler ^/"Glou cester reviv'd, and his compliment to the judges. His helping toplace thepresent Queen upon the throne.
Nobbs, tell me all the way and manner
XI was in the jury ; but when they found thee guilty,
gave thee for gone.
O. In the reign of old Pius (as we call him in our
calves-bead dialect) our chief safety was in juries ; and if the twelve apostles had come in for evidence against any of the party, the answer had been ignoramus ! We then found juries to our purpose, and made use of that way : But we had found another way, and another, if that had not done ; we could not miss of a way.
C. How is that ? that you could not miss of a way
O. The matter was, we had intimidatedxhegovernment,
how thou cam'st off so bravely ; all my trust
and the word was, that we must not be disoblio'd
then thiv were bound to sind a way for us to escape . » let them look to that ! else we wou'd be angry!
We brought the king into aplot against himself! and sorc"d him to hunt it for us ! and under pretence of pre
serving his Malety's person and authority, we sirst cla mour d out his faithful servants and ministers, and got the
power into our own hands ; then we strips him of all in terest, or credit in the nation; we kept him dogp—r; and that he might always be so, we voted it a betraying of the libei ties of England, to lend him any money, or an ticipate his revenue ; so that if he wanted his supper, no tutcher in England durst trust him for a. jhoulder ofmutton, tho' he should pawn all the jewels in his crown for it f
every
? and
!
The REHEARSAL.
i33 every body, almost, forsook him ; there was hardly any durst open his mouth for him, even in parliament ; there
was no liberty ofspeech in behalf of the king, or in dero gation of the plot ; he that mutterd was sworn into it ; we put theQueen and iheDuke too into it ; we resolved to aake root and branch work with the royalfamily ! we
lampoon d the bishops for throwing out the hill of exclufion against his royal highness. Ana I remember full well, that, for some time after that, a bishop's coach could
hardly pass thestreets without some insult from the mob,
or hearing our fing-songs against them, the burden of which was,
The bishops, the bishops, that threw out the bill. C. Those were early days ; they had not yet unlearn d their passive obedience, and jure divino; and thought it
not lawful to break the line ofsuccession, tho' to exclude
a papist ! but some grow wiser, as they grow older. Go>
on with your story.
O. In this condition we had old Pious, as one then
exprest it. I a king at Chess, Thus have seen
His Rooks and Knights withdrawn, His Queen and Bishops in distress,
Shift up and down, grown less and less,
With here and there a pawn.
C. But was all this lessening and pulling down the king,
pretended to be for his preservation !
O. All! all! for the preservation of his sacred person-
and authority ! and if that unlucky fire at New-Market had not brought him thence sooner than he intended, we had met him and his brother at the Rye-House, and
preserved them intirely !
However, we were near his preservation again at the
Oxfordparliament ; our legions were assembled and armed, and just ready to have given him the demonstration ?
C. And how did he escape ?
O.
Why, he would not be preserved 'by us ! but put himself into his own hands, and faid he would preserv t
himself!
C. Anddidthatdoit?
O. Do
ij4»
TBe'REfi£-Aft. SAli.
O. Doit! ay to obi sorrows his friends, wires, ass ^ faid, had almost all deserted him, and many of them came over to us, a* to thestronger side ; as soon as they fa* that he would stand by himself, clapt their wings foijof?
and faid they would stand by him too. you
C. Did he raise any armies to subdue ? . Was there.
a civil war upon this occasion ? Would you suffer the. "
ting to be taken oat of your hands, without striking- a.
yfroi* for it ?
O. Alas t we were not able, We had . friglkeii'd thT
ir'*^with the Æe«j/f of oar members; and that We 'had allthC nation, almost to a man, ay marry had we onourside ? but when it came to the touch, deal a bit had we; but a
of little barking curs, that had made all the
company
noise ! the king was at no trouble with us, but to support
the laws, and 'not suffer them to be eludedtryus. The
Mess of us fled beyond sea, run into hales, and ^Vsifee"
rats behind the hangings. Qthers submitted, and 'were"
fardon d; and somesew received thehdeserts:
C. But did theysubmit too so tamely in zEAi. X}ifs'$e»r- land? They had been in two open rebellions against this,
fame king, since his restanratron:
O. That while he Wa&conrthrg and indulging them,
andsuspending the/an^ in their/Wow BiitnOw, when they faw that the king would be no longer intpcs 'd upon, and that he was resolved to stand by the laws; and that nothing was to be got, but what the- law directs" fof
transgressing the /««>, they immediately drew in" their horns tods wkKout force of arms, or any other . Oithaf
method. And they all came to church, when they faw there was nothing to be got by staying cut of it! inso much, that, as have heard from . several of'tha't
thtte^&s n&Vorte'Jie/d-meeting (such those ot the presbytc Hans were call'd) in all'- Scotland; when" that' kingdyld.
So intirely and eafily we&wvsubdud every wherel
C. That was when your bullying was despis'd, and
would no longer frighten:
G: 'Tis even so; therefore wtf muff? bitlif on NOW;,
that we be not despis'd! for that moment we are con~
c
quer*d!
I
/
is,
The REHEARSAI*
133 fner'd! we are nothho! and till then, while we can terrify, we must carry all before us! for we must not
be di/hblig'dt
This is the account I give of my trial, in the sirst Ob-
1 printed after of the 6th of this month, N. 67. wherein make my cause the cause of the whole
Then shew how the party stood me, in the vast'.
appearance- at Guild-hall; and in the pains was taken, in
pleading my cause- wherein fay, More pleadings were' allow than in the- trial, condemnation, and execution of
many hundreds men. As being (forsooth of much more consequence, thati6, disobliging the party
Then triumph upon my mob's frightning the court, tKat my lord chiefjustice was fore'd to order t\\esheriff\ to bring his guards, and make my countryman wonder to see guards upon the door in court ofjuliiee.
Then tell how- they insulted my prosecutor, Mr. Rob. Stevens, one of the queen's messengers, in the very court,
Guild-hall, where there were (fay can't till htnv
many thousand gentlemen (so term my mob) who cry'd out (upon Mr. Stevens a hog, a hog. And his badge as the queen's messenger, call hisyoke about his neck and that the meaning of was, to shew whose swmt he was; that the queen's, whose badge he wore. This was bullying queen and all! and teli how my gentlemen ;mi did laugh and shout at this hog in armour, follow ing a court ofjustice, and to hear him grunt to the people when he would bring on the trial and how pitifully this
to such mob, or any thing to get out of their singers never heard of the queen's officers treated at this rate
and court otjustice too this was bullying with wit~
ness!
Bat what dos't mean by thei coiler of Gloucester, which
you mention in the fame Observator.
0. 'ml moH hitter book full of malicious and sense-
str•vator
ptrty, and faid, Æl which must have suffered in the person the Orservator; and 'tis mt 'tis the partw
%look'd!
£SV.
Well he might; jnstlyin sear of his life, and grunt
Ix.
is,
I I d,
-
in a
I
C.
in of I
!
a II
a.
I ;
a;
:! .
it ) I
it,
I) /
by 1, ! ! )
of
I ;
The REHEARSAL.
136
less stories of the bishops and clergy in our former reign offorty-one, and which we have now lately re-printed, with many others for the fame end we did then. To tell thee truth, countryman, it is all lies, and pure invention, without proof or vouchers, and so fillily put together, as to pass all probahility, or make the least impression upon any man of common sense. But it serves with mob for chat
in the chimney-corner, or over a pot of «/f , and goes down
as glib.
And to make the application, I sill our carts now
with drunken priests, and would have them thrown to the
hogs. None of ours will dispute the truth on't, or ask
any proof.
I pay my rejpects to the church upon all occasions ! and
there is not one Observator since my trial, wherein I have not advertis'd some libel against her.
In my Observator, N. 68. I have at Sir George Rook again, and Gibraltar, and the London Gazette (see Re
hearsal. N. 8. ) and I fall upon the ill management of the steet and trade, to enflame the nation. And N. 70. I bring it home to the lord high admiral, by name; and re peat what thou hast rehears'd'N. 8. but without any an swer to it. No, let them prove on, we'll talk on, and
WE hope to talk ev en his royal highness out of his place too, and then we have but one step further!
And now that we are got above the reach of trials, and all danger (for the party must not be disoblig'd! ) I not only write again, but tell them plainly, N. 67. That I
shall continue to oppose them, maugre the malice of men and devils.
C. But it made me hold my sides, to see how leering/y- you ti He the judges, and commend their justice to yon, and what fair play they gave you ; and you promise, /*
a short time to shenu, that good iudges are one great blesjag of the revolution. It seems then you do not reckon this reign any part of the revolution ; for, as I before ri- hears'd'N. 3. you put all the present judges in this reign into your list of knaves, and faid, there was no fair ply or justice to be expected, •while the present judch
■vitrt
The REHEARS AL.
137
vnere in being ; and yet these are the same, the very same present judges that werethen in being ! and you make no apology for what you faid before, or any retractation. But when you came to be concerned with them, then you fay to them, as to your young cully, You have a pretty bead os hair —— Lend me half a crown,
-
O. I did fay in mine of last March I 1, 1703, That to
be condemned without being heard would be the practices of
ing.
passive obedience fool, and made conscience oispeak
ing evil of the rulers of the people, even tho' hardly or un justly dealt with, I might have been dealt with. I love
to keep my judges tight.
C. But hark ye, master, what do'st mean by faying in
the fame Obfirvator, N. 67. That thou did'st help to
Ihe on the throne. In which
place t queen service (fay'st
our courts ofjustice, as long as our presentjudges are in be
And now I tell you, that none was ever heard so long and so patiently as I have been, and nothing of that was laid to my charge f Thou do'st not yet understand the art of bullying ! They knew that I had a foul mouth, and all the rest of our party ; therefore they out did themselves in patience towards me. If I had been a
have received or in ; which fix seven shots my body
thou)
are sure testimonials of my sidelity. I did not hear there
was any bloodshed or fighting upon this queen's accession to the throne. No, nor upon K. Williams neither. What then do'st mean ?
O. But there was at Sedgmore, upon my king Mon- mouth's, for whom Ifought ; and was condemned to be whipped for and appeal'd from those crueljudges to the king, and told him rather deserved to be hang'd,
and petition for it.
was, would not grant
neither for which
and loaded his memory afterwards.
But he, like bloody tyrant as he me, nor sufser me to be whipp'd raisd at him, as long as he livd,
C. O, now understand Then Monmouth had suc ceeded, and been king, our present queen had come in as his heir and rebelling against herfather, was helping her to the throne!
O. If
I
d
so
I
it, I
it !
I a
if
!
. 138
The REHEARSAL.
O. If Monmouth had succeeded, I would fain see the man durst have called it rebellion ! And was not his at tainder rcveri and Argyll' too, &c. after the revt- luticn But thou know'st nothing and too late now to instruct thee. tell thee, have help'd this queen Ca the throne! and given good testimonials of my fidelity'. for, as fay in the fame Observator, most truly,
Read my volumes thro', aSd You may evtst AT SOMETHING.
c. . .
- ,- - 'a
From g>at. Dec. 30, to Æ>aU Jan. 70s. 23. —- '
A Summary View the affairs Scotland, from the re volution to their late act for arming. With the proba
ble leason it. The propofal
arming all tie freeholders in Englsfidi and fer what end. H&r Majesty's /ww the militia.
attack'd the Observator.
Cam. gT^OOD new-year to thee, master.
\±f And to our caus£, countryman gOtSl bravely On! let not our enemies recover their spirits* t6 spoil my bullying, and fry me agairt this -year. ope »
be Out of their reach, before the nexi's'
C. Thouspeak'st nrystically, rfiaster How can'st tho'a
be out oftheir reach and that before riextyeari '
O. We are got above them already We can bulls them, as we do. If we can legion the house of comntoxfi and they fitting throw all the tacktrs to the lions and
even my self, continue to impeach the administration
publkkly thro' the nation in print, with my name to
more impudently since my trial than before for was
party
must not be difoblig'd! and we are so much above them now, who dare fay bo to cm goose, when wr are joined by our dear brethren of Scotland, who reipt
triumphantly over the church, and persecute her with out moderation but they want little help from us present, for the cavaliers and churchmen have play'd them
%'trick lately.
C. What
I
! !
'
1
I
?
a
of' 1
;
at
it]
'
! r
■
if ! ! ' if
6, 1
it is
!
I
! hit ,
?
of
'
by
9- ofof '
I
'd,
;
of
i
I
%
;
The REHEARSAL.
139
otj.
C. What trick was that?
master.
0. You must know that at the beginning ofthis
lution, in Decem. 1688, our Cameraman zealots had the usoiA tipp'd to them, and took arms, and shew'd their moderation to the clergy, like any Scythians, O, most curiously ! plundering, tearing, and murdering at discretion. And this was made use of as an argument to shew the inclinations of the people against episcopacy. Upon' this the college ofjustice at Edinburgh, and others did arm themselves, the government being then in confusion; and• sent to the prince of Orange (before he was king) to quiet this commotion, till matters might be settled in a regular
way. His highness then sent orders that both parties mould lay down their arms. The cavaliers obey'd, not doubt ing but this was fincerely meant. But the whigs did not disarm ! and when afk'd why they did not obey his high ness 's order ? they laugh and faid, they knew for whom
was meant This armed rabble, after having acted the most glorious outrages that ever were heard of up and down the country, in the west of Scotland, where they are
most powerful, were made the guard of the convention, when they met, and made full use of their power ex cluding. what members they thought sit (after the exam- pie of Old Noll,, who understood business insulting them the: very streets, especially the bishops, who fat in the sirst convention some were murder d; Sir George Lockart, that eminent lawyer, was shot dead wyoxi Easter- Day, going into his own house, as he came from church Sir GeorgeMackensde, then lord advocate, ofcelebrated name, and well known in England, was fore'd to sty for his life
night, and came to London, where he dyd; my lord Dundee, who had been active in the reign of K. Charles II. against our friends, whom they call'd rebels, notwith standing he was known to be no less zealous against po pery, was fore'd to sty too, for he fat in the sirst meeting of that convention, and gave this as the reason for his tak
ing up arms. In this godly convention, thus modelled, bpiscopacy was voted down the bishops being sirst' turned out (without which could not have been done
there! )
it
;
hy
it
;
in
! )
T
'd,
The REHEARSAL*
there ! ) by the instructions sent to the commissioner, bear ing date from our court at Copt-Hall, the 31 of May, 1689, which were afterwards printed by the late kings authority in London. And the episcopal clergy who had been so inhumanly and barbaroufy (as they speak) rab bled, and forced to fly, sent Dr. Scot dean of Glasgow, to the then prince of Orange, to implore his protection from
this violent mob ; but for answer, were reserred to the convention or meeting of estates, who by the way, were not to meet till between /•ivo and /Acw months after, till when they were to bear it with christian patience ! And when they met, in obedience to his highness's recommen
1 excluded from dation, they by their of ^>«V 3, 1689,
the proteclion of the government, all those clergy who had been woiV out before that z£y ; who were about 300 ; and declared their churches vacant, and returned their thanks to the good women und people for their godly zeal in the work of reformation I
C. Here's a jflsry with all my heart ! Do'st think any body will believe thee, tho' thou quotes acts and days? Were these things ever told in England before? What! that the presbyterian mob should be let loose at this ratei to ravage the establisFd church and clergy ; and no punishment, but rather thanks given them for it! Was
in
i4o
this the foundation of establishing presbytery in Scotland ? O. That thou may'st not think I speak without book,
I reser thee to the several accounts of these
proceedings Scotland, printed 1690, &c. for so. Hindmarsh at the Golden Ball in Cornlill, over against the Royal Exchange. And they will astonish thee ! but you must consider, that tho' such proceedings look, at sirst sight, very horridly to
carnally-minded men, who regard not the spirituality of the bufiness, and can see no moderation in it ! yet it W« great moderation ! for the work of the Lord could not otherwise have been carry 'd on. And should his iveri stop, to gratisy flesh and blood, which we are oblig'A to subdue!
it is
!
sit ;
before. dS
That they are spiteful and malicious people who and have no tridderation
The REHE ARS AL.
127
no difference ought to be put 'twixt them arid the other servants. Or any thing reifteriiber,d of what they did
0.
ought not indeed to be remember by Way ofpunish ment. But if they make not men wifer, and few better K'hom to trnst there little use of history or experience.
From4>at. Dec. 16, to . fjat. Dec. 23, 1704. N° 21.
Os the art «/'bullying. Of the character the tackers'; Of the moderation of the church England.
Cf«». 'j* Js old master again how have been cheat-
am sure they Have little cautions crimes pardoud
i& this month past, with thy name but he did not talk like thee.
of Ks fate was exactly thy phiz. , that
vwet self, when he talk'd of religion, which he piac'd neither in high ot low, but in thy no church.
But the state-fide of his mouth spoke quite different from thy jargon, he was for some respect to be paid to princes, which thou abhors. Arid he favbur'd not thy mob ori
ginalofgovernment. But have left him off, and am now returned to be t'hV rehearser again. Therefore cock op thy face, and come answer me, for have some per- lous questions to put to thee.
In the sit place; was thy innocence or thy impudence, that after thy late escape at thy trial, thou should'st imme
diately begin to transgress again Arid thou haft don't in. more ouiragious arid provoking ihahner than before, in putting thy name, e'veri the worthy name of John Tutchin to all thy OBservators sirice thy trial, which thou did'st not do before And moreover hast ownd thy self the au thor of thy three volumes of Observators. Whereby thou stands chargeable with all contained in them all, which
enough to hang county Was advice of council,
JLirJL
rogue that took
or thy 6Wn hot head thou did'st
O- By
The church-fide took• for thine
G
is
a
I it, :;
! itI
is
;
ft Y
4it? ! !
? ' it by
'd,
I
I
a
of
I it
of
i28 The REHEARSAL.
O. By advice of council; ay, of all the party ! and 't is the only safe method, as we have «//refolv'd. Tk method and the nxiord now is bullying ! we have try'd it often before this time, and we still prevail by it, as wo have always done, whenever it had the ejfect we preset by it, that isfrightning ; for then wE mu& prevail f . .
We have neither lain, nor reason, nor scripture on osr side. We have been fairly beaten from all these, that we have not a word to soy.
Therefore we bully with our numbers, and call our selves legion, for we are many ! And now more, as n* tell in the third edition, with more additions, just now publish'd, to hearten up our myrmidons.
C. If your numbers and interest prevail in the natiat, how is it that you cannot get a Æotj/J of commons, but what is still presting this occafional bill?
O. We are not the the malor number, nor the halfal it ; and far less have we the men of estates and quality on our side. But we make some believe that we are most in number, because we make most noise ! more than all the rest of the nation ! If others made half so much, or were half so daring, we should soon be run down, and disappear, as a mist before the sun. And we boast, that it was our interest which carry 'd it in the house of commons against the tacking.
C. Ifit had been your interest, you would have car ry's! it against bringing in the bill, or have thrown it out iour selves. But as the billw&s carry'd by a great majority; so many that were for were against the tacking of that the lords might not pretend any force or compulfion put upon them. And was not this an mgH
act of moderation When did yovs. party ever {hew
the like, when they thought they had an adirantage
O. Never; and hope never will. should quit
them, sow them once come to forfake principtes! but wb soy, that the commons have no power to tack. That the lords have votedagainst it.
C. will not meddle with either of their rights orpri- . vileges. These are things above my understanding. But did
*
l
if I
I
III/ j
it, I
?
it, I
?
The REHEARSAL.
129 1 did not hear, that any of the commons were against the
tacking, upon that head. And I have heard that there
has been tacking before this, even in the last glorious
reign of liberty and property ; as in the case of the East-
India company, -in the resumption of the Iri/h grants, Sec. ' And we have an old faying, that What has been, may be.
Therefore, waving the point of power, we must put this wholly upon their moderation I
0. And we have paid them our thanks for it ! one of
my seconds, John Dun ton, in his Athenian Catechism, N. 17. of Wednesday this December 13, has publish 'd the Character of a Tacker, wherein we expose all that voted for the tack, to the justice of the mob ; we represent them of hearts entirely French, as enemies to England, beasts of prey, and to be us das such, by all true English men, andjustly excluded from relicion and property, and to be hang'd without law. Andso (he concludes) there' s an end of the tacker.
C. These tackers are above 130 of the most consi derable men in the house ; and there's an end of them I But what will you do with all the rest, who voted for the hill?
O. The fame way, all the fame way shall they go f but we'll take them by parcels, not all at once, lest they be too many for us ! our quarrel is the fame with them all. It is not the tacking, but the bill is our
grievance.
C. Bat is not this attacking the privilege of the whole
house of commons ? Few things pass there nemine contra- dicente. And if the minor number, upon any divifion of the house, may be thus treated, what becomes of their. liberty ofspeech, and freedom of debate ?
O. They shall have none, where we, or the cause is concern'd ! They have this privilege only against the crovm, but not against us their constituents and original ! not against me, who, (as I faid before, and thou hast re hearsed to me again) have two members in that house, re
presenting my person f nor against any of my under-spur-
leathers, such as John Bunt on, &c. G5
Havr
as>
I3<»
The REHEARSAL.
Have npt we • leghtid and milliatti the boufi ot com mons, after the last session all over the nation, as th» greatest rogues and villains upon the face of the earth > and now again in this very session; for vie improve . ' Haw not I put them into my lift of knaves, as thou haft before
rehears'd? And what harm has come to us ? And as soon as thissession is over, thou shalt see new Mack-lifts, aad maybe pictures, a-la-mode de Dutch-lans. . • . *
But methinks you mould haye stay'd tdl> thefesftc* was over, before you put out your charaffen ofthe tak
ers, and your new legion, for sear ot- bringing thedif-
cleasure of the house upon y6u.
O. No. It is the greater bullying of' that \ since tie
house of commons was legion and that paper havAi'd
about the streets, in the last reign, while the house was fitting, and they took no notice of we have grows bolder and bolder, and now we think we have them at mercy you see John Dunton desies them and have
expos'd them, till lam out of breath! They, have /earned passive obedience, and moderation
C. ' But suppose they mould order prosecution- against you orhim
ΠO, we know how to manage prosecutions almost weary of that trade.
they're
C. Be not too consident, they may impeach you ifthey will;
O. Would they would, that's the way to preferment you know the party must be pleas 'd! for are not- w-e con
siderable?
C\ But not half confiderable yet as the church party,
they would exert themselves.
O. If the sky falls, we shall catch larks. They exert-
themselves! they know not. how they are not us'af-xo tk/zt they are not yet got out of their non-refistance i/A•
If
would but mew that were possible for them to be angry or di/bblig'd, then they would be- r*- garded. And they who cannot be disobliged, are not worth- obliging. This makes us the formidable party. We swear and bluster, that if we are not pleaid'm every
thing,
n.
they
3
zi
if
se ; s
! ?
j it
it, ?
.
so
*! a
'd,
s
!
I
The REHE ARSALr
ning, we'll presently rebel, and set them all atone an-
And
they
know we make no bones of that!
itHer !
C. But we have seen the time when the church of En
gland could be disobliged, and shew their resentments with i witness I
O. Hang 'em, we drew them in, and they were . atcV'd before they were aware. They cannot name fix of all their bishops or clergy that were trusted with the se cret. We cajesd them, as we do now, that we intended to go so far and no further; and when they found them-
seWevtn the snare, they immediately cry'd out ! the chief of them left us, and the rest followed us trembling ! Then they sought to compound, and faid they would comply so far, bot declau'd they would rather die than go' one step further ; so that we were forced' to drive them, and
ram their declarations down their throats. Then we' upbraided them with what they had done, and told them, they were come over to our principles, which they had
so vigorously oppos'd before ! and we laugh'd at them for and insulted over them, our new test the
church ofEngland'o loyalty, and again Of their honesty, and again of their christianity; and left them none of me three. C. Had 'all these Aft them, because they came over to you fiut this the way you treat your proselytes This
small encouragement for any to come over to you.
,0. We knew they were- not sincere, and were only'.
fire into it. We dealt with them after the example of our mastt legion, sooth and flatter them to come in to our circle, and then they are our than we may do with theni what we will! tear "them in pieces, and* devour
We observe the Jewish proverb, to make as'
them.
many proselytes as v/e can, but to- trust none of them, to- thetliird generation.
t)owenot know them our seives, We know with 'd'latfincerity we go to church, and conform occasion
ally sot places, and what use we intend to make of being
let iri to trust and power even the fame w ever did
reigns of Charles Charles it. and James II. Can the Æthiop change his skin? " From
G
Win
I. !
6 in
[
''
? e
J
?
by
r
it, is
is d>
os
Coaa. TJRithee,
The REHEARSAL.
i32
From ,&at. Dec. Z3, to &at. Dec. 30, 170+. Ns° Z2. How to manage a bully, shewd in the latter end of tbl
reign os K. Charles II. " '
The Observator espoused by the party, who is grown msrt insolent fince his trial than before. The Cobler ^/"Glou cester reviv'd, and his compliment to the judges. His helping toplace thepresent Queen upon the throne.
Nobbs, tell me all the way and manner
XI was in the jury ; but when they found thee guilty,
gave thee for gone.
O. In the reign of old Pius (as we call him in our
calves-bead dialect) our chief safety was in juries ; and if the twelve apostles had come in for evidence against any of the party, the answer had been ignoramus ! We then found juries to our purpose, and made use of that way : But we had found another way, and another, if that had not done ; we could not miss of a way.
C. How is that ? that you could not miss of a way
O. The matter was, we had intimidatedxhegovernment,
how thou cam'st off so bravely ; all my trust
and the word was, that we must not be disoblio'd
then thiv were bound to sind a way for us to escape . » let them look to that ! else we wou'd be angry!
We brought the king into aplot against himself! and sorc"d him to hunt it for us ! and under pretence of pre
serving his Malety's person and authority, we sirst cla mour d out his faithful servants and ministers, and got the
power into our own hands ; then we strips him of all in terest, or credit in the nation; we kept him dogp—r; and that he might always be so, we voted it a betraying of the libei ties of England, to lend him any money, or an ticipate his revenue ; so that if he wanted his supper, no tutcher in England durst trust him for a. jhoulder ofmutton, tho' he should pawn all the jewels in his crown for it f
every
? and
!
The REHEARSAL.
i33 every body, almost, forsook him ; there was hardly any durst open his mouth for him, even in parliament ; there
was no liberty ofspeech in behalf of the king, or in dero gation of the plot ; he that mutterd was sworn into it ; we put theQueen and iheDuke too into it ; we resolved to aake root and branch work with the royalfamily ! we
lampoon d the bishops for throwing out the hill of exclufion against his royal highness. Ana I remember full well, that, for some time after that, a bishop's coach could
hardly pass thestreets without some insult from the mob,
or hearing our fing-songs against them, the burden of which was,
The bishops, the bishops, that threw out the bill. C. Those were early days ; they had not yet unlearn d their passive obedience, and jure divino; and thought it
not lawful to break the line ofsuccession, tho' to exclude
a papist ! but some grow wiser, as they grow older. Go>
on with your story.
O. In this condition we had old Pious, as one then
exprest it. I a king at Chess, Thus have seen
His Rooks and Knights withdrawn, His Queen and Bishops in distress,
Shift up and down, grown less and less,
With here and there a pawn.
C. But was all this lessening and pulling down the king,
pretended to be for his preservation !
O. All! all! for the preservation of his sacred person-
and authority ! and if that unlucky fire at New-Market had not brought him thence sooner than he intended, we had met him and his brother at the Rye-House, and
preserved them intirely !
However, we were near his preservation again at the
Oxfordparliament ; our legions were assembled and armed, and just ready to have given him the demonstration ?
C. And how did he escape ?
O.
Why, he would not be preserved 'by us ! but put himself into his own hands, and faid he would preserv t
himself!
C. Anddidthatdoit?
O. Do
ij4»
TBe'REfi£-Aft. SAli.
O. Doit! ay to obi sorrows his friends, wires, ass ^ faid, had almost all deserted him, and many of them came over to us, a* to thestronger side ; as soon as they fa* that he would stand by himself, clapt their wings foijof?
and faid they would stand by him too. you
C. Did he raise any armies to subdue ? . Was there.
a civil war upon this occasion ? Would you suffer the. "
ting to be taken oat of your hands, without striking- a.
yfroi* for it ?
O. Alas t we were not able, We had . friglkeii'd thT
ir'*^with the Æe«j/f of oar members; and that We 'had allthC nation, almost to a man, ay marry had we onourside ? but when it came to the touch, deal a bit had we; but a
of little barking curs, that had made all the
company
noise ! the king was at no trouble with us, but to support
the laws, and 'not suffer them to be eludedtryus. The
Mess of us fled beyond sea, run into hales, and ^Vsifee"
rats behind the hangings. Qthers submitted, and 'were"
fardon d; and somesew received thehdeserts:
C. But did theysubmit too so tamely in zEAi. X}ifs'$e»r- land? They had been in two open rebellions against this,
fame king, since his restanratron:
O. That while he Wa&conrthrg and indulging them,
andsuspending the/an^ in their/Wow BiitnOw, when they faw that the king would be no longer intpcs 'd upon, and that he was resolved to stand by the laws; and that nothing was to be got, but what the- law directs" fof
transgressing the /««>, they immediately drew in" their horns tods wkKout force of arms, or any other . Oithaf
method. And they all came to church, when they faw there was nothing to be got by staying cut of it! inso much, that, as have heard from . several of'tha't
thtte^&s n&Vorte'Jie/d-meeting (such those ot the presbytc Hans were call'd) in all'- Scotland; when" that' kingdyld.
So intirely and eafily we&wvsubdud every wherel
C. That was when your bullying was despis'd, and
would no longer frighten:
G: 'Tis even so; therefore wtf muff? bitlif on NOW;,
that we be not despis'd! for that moment we are con~
c
quer*d!
I
/
is,
The REHEARSAI*
133 fner'd! we are nothho! and till then, while we can terrify, we must carry all before us! for we must not
be di/hblig'dt
This is the account I give of my trial, in the sirst Ob-
1 printed after of the 6th of this month, N. 67. wherein make my cause the cause of the whole
Then shew how the party stood me, in the vast'.
appearance- at Guild-hall; and in the pains was taken, in
pleading my cause- wherein fay, More pleadings were' allow than in the- trial, condemnation, and execution of
many hundreds men. As being (forsooth of much more consequence, thati6, disobliging the party
Then triumph upon my mob's frightning the court, tKat my lord chiefjustice was fore'd to order t\\esheriff\ to bring his guards, and make my countryman wonder to see guards upon the door in court ofjuliiee.
Then tell how- they insulted my prosecutor, Mr. Rob. Stevens, one of the queen's messengers, in the very court,
Guild-hall, where there were (fay can't till htnv
many thousand gentlemen (so term my mob) who cry'd out (upon Mr. Stevens a hog, a hog. And his badge as the queen's messenger, call hisyoke about his neck and that the meaning of was, to shew whose swmt he was; that the queen's, whose badge he wore. This was bullying queen and all! and teli how my gentlemen ;mi did laugh and shout at this hog in armour, follow ing a court ofjustice, and to hear him grunt to the people when he would bring on the trial and how pitifully this
to such mob, or any thing to get out of their singers never heard of the queen's officers treated at this rate
and court otjustice too this was bullying with wit~
ness!
Bat what dos't mean by thei coiler of Gloucester, which
you mention in the fame Observator.
0. 'ml moH hitter book full of malicious and sense-
str•vator
ptrty, and faid, Æl which must have suffered in the person the Orservator; and 'tis mt 'tis the partw
%look'd!
£SV.
Well he might; jnstlyin sear of his life, and grunt
Ix.
is,
I I d,
-
in a
I
C.
in of I
!
a II
a.
I ;
a;
:! .
it ) I
it,
I) /
by 1, ! ! )
of
I ;
The REHEARSAL.
136
less stories of the bishops and clergy in our former reign offorty-one, and which we have now lately re-printed, with many others for the fame end we did then. To tell thee truth, countryman, it is all lies, and pure invention, without proof or vouchers, and so fillily put together, as to pass all probahility, or make the least impression upon any man of common sense. But it serves with mob for chat
in the chimney-corner, or over a pot of «/f , and goes down
as glib.
And to make the application, I sill our carts now
with drunken priests, and would have them thrown to the
hogs. None of ours will dispute the truth on't, or ask
any proof.
I pay my rejpects to the church upon all occasions ! and
there is not one Observator since my trial, wherein I have not advertis'd some libel against her.
In my Observator, N. 68. I have at Sir George Rook again, and Gibraltar, and the London Gazette (see Re
hearsal. N. 8. ) and I fall upon the ill management of the steet and trade, to enflame the nation. And N. 70. I bring it home to the lord high admiral, by name; and re peat what thou hast rehears'd'N. 8. but without any an swer to it. No, let them prove on, we'll talk on, and
WE hope to talk ev en his royal highness out of his place too, and then we have but one step further!
And now that we are got above the reach of trials, and all danger (for the party must not be disoblig'd! ) I not only write again, but tell them plainly, N. 67. That I
shall continue to oppose them, maugre the malice of men and devils.
C. But it made me hold my sides, to see how leering/y- you ti He the judges, and commend their justice to yon, and what fair play they gave you ; and you promise, /*
a short time to shenu, that good iudges are one great blesjag of the revolution. It seems then you do not reckon this reign any part of the revolution ; for, as I before ri- hears'd'N. 3. you put all the present judges in this reign into your list of knaves, and faid, there was no fair ply or justice to be expected, •while the present judch
■vitrt
The REHEARS AL.
137
vnere in being ; and yet these are the same, the very same present judges that werethen in being ! and you make no apology for what you faid before, or any retractation. But when you came to be concerned with them, then you fay to them, as to your young cully, You have a pretty bead os hair —— Lend me half a crown,
-
O. I did fay in mine of last March I 1, 1703, That to
be condemned without being heard would be the practices of
ing.
passive obedience fool, and made conscience oispeak
ing evil of the rulers of the people, even tho' hardly or un justly dealt with, I might have been dealt with. I love
to keep my judges tight.
C. But hark ye, master, what do'st mean by faying in
the fame Obfirvator, N. 67. That thou did'st help to
Ihe on the throne. In which
place t queen service (fay'st
our courts ofjustice, as long as our presentjudges are in be
And now I tell you, that none was ever heard so long and so patiently as I have been, and nothing of that was laid to my charge f Thou do'st not yet understand the art of bullying ! They knew that I had a foul mouth, and all the rest of our party ; therefore they out did themselves in patience towards me. If I had been a
have received or in ; which fix seven shots my body
thou)
are sure testimonials of my sidelity. I did not hear there
was any bloodshed or fighting upon this queen's accession to the throne. No, nor upon K. Williams neither. What then do'st mean ?
O. But there was at Sedgmore, upon my king Mon- mouth's, for whom Ifought ; and was condemned to be whipped for and appeal'd from those crueljudges to the king, and told him rather deserved to be hang'd,
and petition for it.
was, would not grant
neither for which
and loaded his memory afterwards.
But he, like bloody tyrant as he me, nor sufser me to be whipp'd raisd at him, as long as he livd,
C. O, now understand Then Monmouth had suc ceeded, and been king, our present queen had come in as his heir and rebelling against herfather, was helping her to the throne!
O. If
I
d
so
I
it, I
it !
I a
if
!
. 138
The REHEARSAL.
O. If Monmouth had succeeded, I would fain see the man durst have called it rebellion ! And was not his at tainder rcveri and Argyll' too, &c. after the revt- luticn But thou know'st nothing and too late now to instruct thee. tell thee, have help'd this queen Ca the throne! and given good testimonials of my fidelity'. for, as fay in the fame Observator, most truly,
Read my volumes thro', aSd You may evtst AT SOMETHING.
c. . .
- ,- - 'a
From g>at. Dec. 30, to Æ>aU Jan. 70s. 23. —- '
A Summary View the affairs Scotland, from the re volution to their late act for arming. With the proba
ble leason it. The propofal
arming all tie freeholders in Englsfidi and fer what end. H&r Majesty's /ww the militia.
attack'd the Observator.
Cam. gT^OOD new-year to thee, master.
\±f And to our caus£, countryman gOtSl bravely On! let not our enemies recover their spirits* t6 spoil my bullying, and fry me agairt this -year. ope »
be Out of their reach, before the nexi's'
C. Thouspeak'st nrystically, rfiaster How can'st tho'a
be out oftheir reach and that before riextyeari '
O. We are got above them already We can bulls them, as we do. If we can legion the house of comntoxfi and they fitting throw all the tacktrs to the lions and
even my self, continue to impeach the administration
publkkly thro' the nation in print, with my name to
more impudently since my trial than before for was
party
must not be difoblig'd! and we are so much above them now, who dare fay bo to cm goose, when wr are joined by our dear brethren of Scotland, who reipt
triumphantly over the church, and persecute her with out moderation but they want little help from us present, for the cavaliers and churchmen have play'd them
%'trick lately.
C. What
I
! !
'
1
I
?
a
of' 1
;
at
it]
'
! r
■
if ! ! ' if
6, 1
it is
!
I
! hit ,
?
of
'
by
9- ofof '
I
'd,
;
of
i
I
%
;
The REHEARSAL.
139
otj.
C. What trick was that?
master.
0. You must know that at the beginning ofthis
lution, in Decem. 1688, our Cameraman zealots had the usoiA tipp'd to them, and took arms, and shew'd their moderation to the clergy, like any Scythians, O, most curiously ! plundering, tearing, and murdering at discretion. And this was made use of as an argument to shew the inclinations of the people against episcopacy. Upon' this the college ofjustice at Edinburgh, and others did arm themselves, the government being then in confusion; and• sent to the prince of Orange (before he was king) to quiet this commotion, till matters might be settled in a regular
way. His highness then sent orders that both parties mould lay down their arms. The cavaliers obey'd, not doubt ing but this was fincerely meant. But the whigs did not disarm ! and when afk'd why they did not obey his high ness 's order ? they laugh and faid, they knew for whom
was meant This armed rabble, after having acted the most glorious outrages that ever were heard of up and down the country, in the west of Scotland, where they are
most powerful, were made the guard of the convention, when they met, and made full use of their power ex cluding. what members they thought sit (after the exam- pie of Old Noll,, who understood business insulting them the: very streets, especially the bishops, who fat in the sirst convention some were murder d; Sir George Lockart, that eminent lawyer, was shot dead wyoxi Easter- Day, going into his own house, as he came from church Sir GeorgeMackensde, then lord advocate, ofcelebrated name, and well known in England, was fore'd to sty for his life
night, and came to London, where he dyd; my lord Dundee, who had been active in the reign of K. Charles II. against our friends, whom they call'd rebels, notwith standing he was known to be no less zealous against po pery, was fore'd to sty too, for he fat in the sirst meeting of that convention, and gave this as the reason for his tak
ing up arms. In this godly convention, thus modelled, bpiscopacy was voted down the bishops being sirst' turned out (without which could not have been done
there! )
it
;
hy
it
;
in
! )
T
'd,
The REHEARSAL*
there ! ) by the instructions sent to the commissioner, bear ing date from our court at Copt-Hall, the 31 of May, 1689, which were afterwards printed by the late kings authority in London. And the episcopal clergy who had been so inhumanly and barbaroufy (as they speak) rab bled, and forced to fly, sent Dr. Scot dean of Glasgow, to the then prince of Orange, to implore his protection from
this violent mob ; but for answer, were reserred to the convention or meeting of estates, who by the way, were not to meet till between /•ivo and /Acw months after, till when they were to bear it with christian patience ! And when they met, in obedience to his highness's recommen
1 excluded from dation, they by their of ^>«V 3, 1689,
the proteclion of the government, all those clergy who had been woiV out before that z£y ; who were about 300 ; and declared their churches vacant, and returned their thanks to the good women und people for their godly zeal in the work of reformation I
C. Here's a jflsry with all my heart ! Do'st think any body will believe thee, tho' thou quotes acts and days? Were these things ever told in England before? What! that the presbyterian mob should be let loose at this ratei to ravage the establisFd church and clergy ; and no punishment, but rather thanks given them for it! Was
in
i4o
this the foundation of establishing presbytery in Scotland ? O. That thou may'st not think I speak without book,
I reser thee to the several accounts of these
proceedings Scotland, printed 1690, &c. for so. Hindmarsh at the Golden Ball in Cornlill, over against the Royal Exchange. And they will astonish thee ! but you must consider, that tho' such proceedings look, at sirst sight, very horridly to
carnally-minded men, who regard not the spirituality of the bufiness, and can see no moderation in it ! yet it W« great moderation ! for the work of the Lord could not otherwise have been carry 'd on. And should his iveri stop, to gratisy flesh and blood, which we are oblig'A to subdue!
