_ Nay, but thou'rt an hypocrite; is there not one
Of all thy tribe that's honest in your schools?
Of all thy tribe that's honest in your schools?
Thomas Otway
stay!
we must not part.
I find
My rage ebbs out, and love flows in apace.
These little quarrels love must needs forgive;
They rouse up drowsy thoughts, and wake the soul.
Oh! charm me with the music of thy tongue;
I'm ne'er so blest as when I hear thy vows,
And listen to the language of thy heart.
_Cast. _ Where am I? surely paradise is round me!
Sweets planted by the hand of Heaven grow here,
And every sense is full of thy perfection.
To hear thee speak might calm a madman's frenzy,
Till by attention he forgot his sorrows;
But to behold thy eyes, thy amazing beauties,
Might make him rage again with love, as I do.
To touch thee's Heaven; but to enjoy thee, oh!
Thou Nature's whole perfection in one piece!
Sure, framing thee Heaven took unusual care;
As its own beauty it designed thee fair;
And formed thee by the best-loved angel there. [_Exeunt. _
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
FOOTNOTES:
[18] "Superstitious" in old edition, but evidently a misprint.
[19] OEdipus.
ACT THE THIRD.
SCENE I. --_The Garden before_ ACASTO'S _House_.
_Enter_ POLYDORE _and_ Page.
_Pol. _ Were they so kind? Express it to me all
In words, 'twill make me think I saw it too.
_Page. _ At first I thought they had been mortal foes;
Monimia raged, Castalio grew disturbed;
Each thought the other wronged, yet both so haughty,
They scorned submission, though love all the while
The rebel played, and scarce could be contained.
_Pol. _ But what succeeded?
_Page. _ Oh, 'twas wondrous pretty!
For of a sudden all the storm was past,
A gentle calm of love succeeded it;
Monimia sighed and blushed, Castalio swore;
As you, my lord, I well remember, did
To my young sister in the orange grove,
When I was first preferred to be your page.
_Pol. _ Happy Castalio! now by my great soul,
My ambitious soul, that languishes to glory,
I'll have her yet; by my best hopes, I will.
She shall be mine, in spite of all her arts.
But for Castalio why was I refused?
Has he supplanted me by some foul play?
Traduced my honour? death! he durst not do't.
It must be so: we parted, and he met her,
Half to compliance brought by me; surprised
Her sinking virtue, till she yielded quite.
So poachers basely pick up tired game,
Whilst the fair hunter's cheated of his prey.
Boy!
_Page. _ My lord!
_Pol. _ Go to your chamber, and prepare your lute;
Find out some song to please me, that describes
Women's hypocrisies, their subtle wiles,
Betraying smiles, feigned tears, inconstancies;
Their painted outsides and corrupted minds;
The sum of all their follies, and their falsehoods. [_Exit_ Page.
_Enter_ Servant.
_Serv. _ Oh, the unhappiest tidings tongue e'er told!
_Pol. _ The matter?
_Serv. _ Oh! your father, my good master,
As with his guests he sat in mirth raised high,
And chased the goblet round the joyful board,
A sudden trembling seized on all his limbs;
His eyes distorted grew; his visage pale;
His speech forsook him; life itself seemed fled;
And all his friends are waiting now about him.
_Enter_ ACASTO _leaning on two_ Attendants.
_Acast. _ Support me, give me air; I'll yet recover:
'Twas but a slip decaying Nature made,
For she grows weary near her journey's end.
Where are my sons? Come near, my Polydore:
Your brother! where's Castalio?
_Serv. _ My lord,
I've searched, as you commanded, all the house:
He and Monimia are not to be found.
_Acast. _ Not to be found! then where are all my friends?
Tis well;--
I hope they'll pardon an unhappy fault
My unmannerly infirmity has made.
Death could not come in a more welcome hour,
For I'm prepared to meet him; and, methinks,
Would live and die with all my friends about me.
_Enter_ CASTALIO.
_Cast. _ Angels preserve my dearest father's life;
Bless it with long, uninterrupted days!
Oh! may he live till time itself decay;
Till good men wish him dead, or I offend him!
_Acast. _ Thank you, Castalio; give me both your hands,
And bear me up; I'd walk. So, now, methinks,
I appear as great as Hercules himself,
Supported by the pillars he had raised.
_Cast. _ My lord, your chaplain.
_Acast. _ Let the good man enter.
_Enter_ Chaplain.
_Chap. _ Heaven guard your lordship, and restore your health!
_Acast. _ I have provided for thee if I die.
No fawning! 'tis a scandal to thy office.
My sons, as thus, united, ever live;
And for the estate, you'll find, when I am dead,
I have divided it betwixt you both,
Equally parted, as you shared my love;
Only to sweet Monimia I've bequeathed
Ten thousand crowns; a little portion for her,
To wed her honourably as she's born.
Be not less friends because you're brothers; shun
The man that's singular,--his mind's unsound,
His spleen o'erweighs his brains; but, above all,
Avoid the politic, the factious fool,
The busy, buzzing, talking, hardened knave,
The quaint smooth rogue, that sins against his reason;
Calls saucy loud suspicion public zeal,
And mutiny the dictates of his spirit:
Be very careful how ye make new friends.
Men read not morals now; it was a custom:
But all are to their fathers' vices born,
And in their mothers' ignorance are bred.
Let marriage be the last mad thing ye do,
For all the sins and follies of the past.
If you have children, never give them knowledge;
'Twill spoil their fortune; fools are all the fashion.
If you've religion, keep it to yourselves;
Atheists will else make use of toleration,
And laugh you out on't: never show religion,
Except ye mean to pass for knaves of conscience,
And cheat believing fools that think ye honest.
_Enter_ SERINA.
_Ser. _ My father!
_Acast. _ My heart's darling!
_Ser. _ Let my knees
Fix to the earth; ne'er let my eyes have rest,
But wake and weep, till Heaven restore my father!
_Acast. _ Rise to my arms, and thy kind prayers are answered,
For thou'rt a wondrous extract of all goodness,
Born for my joy, and no pain's felt when near thee.
_Enter_ CHAMONT.
Chamont!
_Cham. _ My lord, may't prove not an unlucky omen!
Many I see are waiting round about you,
And I am come to ask a blessing too.
_Acast. _ Mayst thou be happy!
_Cham. _ Where?
_Acast. _ In all thy wishes.
_Cham. _ Confirm me so, and make this fair one mine.
I am unpractised in the trade of courtship,
And know not how to deal love out with art:
Onsets in love seem best like those in war,
Fierce, resolute, and done with all the force;
So I would open my whole heart at once,
And pour out the abundance of my soul.
_Acast. _ What says Serina? Canst thou love a soldier?
One born to honour, and to honour bred?
One that has learnt to treat even foes with kindness;
To wrong no good man's fame, nor praise himself?
_Ser. _ Oh, name not love, for that's allied to joy;
And joy must be a stranger to my heart,
When you're in danger. May Chamont's good fortune
Render him lovely to some happier maid!
Whilst I at friendly distance see him blest,
Praise the kind gods, and wonder at his virtues.
_Acast. _ Chamont, pursue her, conquer and possess her;
And, as my son, a third of all my fortune
Shall be thy lot.
But keep thy eyes from wandering, man of frailty:
Beware the dangerous beauty of the wanton;
Shun their enticements; ruin, like a vulture,
Waits on their conquests: falsehood too's their business;
They put[20] false beauty off to all the world;
Use false endearments to the fools that love 'em;
And, when they marry, to their silly husbands
They bring false virtue, broken fame and fortune.
_Ser. _ Hear ye that, my lord?
_Cham. _ Yes, my fair monitor, old men always talk thus.
_Acast. _ Chamont, you told me of some doubts that pressed you.
Are you yet satisfied that I'm your friend?
_Cham. _ My lord, I would not lose that satisfaction
For any blessing I could wish for.
As to my fears, already I have lost them;
They ne'er shall vex me more, nor trouble you.
_Acast. _ I thank you. Daughter, you must do so too.
My friends, 'tis late;
For my disorder, it seems all past and over,
And I methinks begin to feel new health.
_Cast. _ Would you but rest, it might restore you quite.
_Acast. _ Yes, I'll to bed; old men must humour weakness.
Let me have music then, to lull and chase
This melancholy thought of death away.
Good-night, my friends! Heaven guard ye all! Good-night!
To-morrow early we'll salute the day,
Find out new pleasures, and redeem lost time.
[_Exeunt all but_ CHAMONT _and_ Chaplain.
_Cham. _ Hist, hist, Sir Gravity, a word with you.
_Chap. _ With me, sir?
_Cham. _ If you're at leisure, sir, we'll waste an hour;
'Tis yet too soon to sleep, and 'twill be charity
To lend your conversation to a stranger.
_Chap. _ Sir, you're a soldier?
_Cham. _ Yes.
_Chap. _ I love a soldier;
And had been one myself, but my parents would make me what you
see me: yet I'm honest, for all I wear black.
_Cham. _ And that's a wonder.
Have you had long dependence on this family?
_Chap. _ I have not thought it so, because my time's
Spent pleasantly. My lord's not haughty nor imperious,
Nor I gravely whimsical; he has good nature,
And I have manners:
His sons too are civil to me, because I do not pretend to be
wiser than they are; I meddle with no man's business but my
own; I rise in a morning early, study moderately, eat and drink
cheerfully, live soberly, take my innocent pleasures freely;
so meet with respect, and am not the jest of the family.
_Cham. _ I'm glad you are so happy. --
A pleasant fellow this, and may be useful. [_Aside. _
Knew you my father, the old Chamont?
_Chap. _ I did, and was most sorry when we lost him.
_Cham. _ Why? didst thou love him?
_Chap. _ Everybody loved him; besides, he was my master's friend.
_Cham. _ I could embrace thee for that very notion.
If thou didst love my father, I could think
Thou wouldst not be an enemy to me.
_Chap. _ I can be no man's foe.
_Cham. _ Then pr'ythee tell me,
Think'st thou the Lord Castalio loves my sister?
Nay, never start. Come, come, I know thy office
Opens thee all the secrets of the family.
Then, if thou'rt honest, use this freedom kindly.
_Chap. _ Loves your sister!
_Cham. _ Ay, loves her.
_Chap. _ Sir, I never asked him; and wonder you should ask it me.
_Cham.
_ Nay, but thou'rt an hypocrite; is there not one
Of all thy tribe that's honest in your schools?
The pride of your superiors makes ye slaves:
Ye all live loathsome, sneaking, servile lives;
Not free enough to practise generous truth,
Though ye pretend to teach it to the world.
_Chap. _ I would deserve a better thought from you.
_Cham. _ If thou wouldst have me not contemn thy office
And character, think all thy brethren knaves,
Thy trade a cheat, and thou its worst professor,
Inform me; for I tell thee, priest, I'll know.
_Chap. _ Either he loves her, or he much has wronged her.
_Cham. _ How, wronged her! have a care; for this may lay
A scene of mischief to undo us all.
But tell me--wronged her, saidst thou?
_Chap. _ Ay, sir, wronged her.
_Cham. _ This is a secret worth a monarch's fortune:
What shall I give thee for't? thou dear physician
Of sickly souls, unfold this riddle to me,
And comfort mine--
_Chap. _ I would hide nothing from you willingly.
_Cham. _ Nay, then again thou'rt honest. Wouldst thou tell me?
_Chap. _ Yes, if I durst.
_Cham. _ Why, what affrights thee?
_Chap. _ You do,
Who are not to be trusted with the secret.
_Cham. _ Why, I am no fool.
_Chap. _ So, indeed, you say.
_Cham. _ Pr'ythee, be serious then.
_Chap. _ You see I am so,
And hardly shall be mad enough to-night
To trust you with my ruin.
_Cham. _ Art thou then
So far concerned in't? What has been thy office?
Curse on that formal steady villain's face!
Just so do all bawds look; nay, bawds, they say,
Can pray upon occasion, talk of Heaven,
Turn up their goggling eye-balls, rail at vice,
Dissemble, lie, and preach like any priest.
Art thou a bawd?
_Chap. _ Sir, I'm not often used thus.
_Cham. _ Be just then.
_Chap. _ So I shall be to the trust
That's laid upon me.
_Cham. _ By the reverenced soul
Of that great honest man that gave me being,
Tell me but what thou know'st concerns my honour,
And if I e'er reveal it to thy wrong,
May this good sword ne'er do me right in battle!
May I ne'er know that blessed peace of mind,
That dwells in good and pious men, like thee!
_Chap. _ I see your temper's moved, and I will trust you.
_Cham. _ Wilt thou?
_Chap. _ I will; but if it ever 'scape you--
_Cham. _ It never shall.
_Chap. _ Swear then.
_Cham. _ I do, by all
That's dear to me, by the honour of my name,
And by that Power I serve, it never shall.
_Chap. _ Then this good day, when all the house was busy,
When mirth and kind rejoicing filled each room,
As I was walking in the grove I met them.
_Cham. _ What, met them in the grove together? tell me,
How? walking, standing, sitting, lying? ha!
_Chap. _ I, by their own appointment, met them there;
Received their marriage-vows, and joined their hands.
_Cham. _ How! married!
_Chap. _ Yes, sir.
_Cham. _ Then my soul's at peace:
But why would you delay so long to give it?
_Chap. _ Not knowing what reception it may find
With old Acasto; may be I was too cautious
To trust the secret from me.
_Cham. _ What's the cause
I cannot guess: though 'tis my sister's honour,
I do not like this marriage,
Huddled i' the dark, and done at too much venture:
The business looks with an unlucky face.
Keep still the secret; for it ne'er shall 'scape me,
Not even to them, the new-matched pair. Farewell.
Believe my truth, and know me for thy friend. [_Exeunt. _
_Re-enter_ CASTALIO _and_ MONIMIA.
_Cast. _ Young Chamont, and the chaplain! sure 'tis they!
No matter what's contrived, or who consulted,
Since my Monimia's mine; though this sad look
Seems no good-boding omen to her bliss;
Else, pr'ythee, tell me why that look cast down?
Why that sad sigh, as if thy heart were breaking?
_Mon. _ Castalio, I am thinking what we've done.
The heavenly powers were sure displeased to-day;
For at the ceremony as we stood,
And as your hand was kindly joined with mine,
As the good priest pronounced the sacred words,
Passion grew big, and I could not forbear;
Tears drowned my eyes, and trembling seized my soul.
What should that mean?
_Cast. _ Oh, thou art tender all;
Gentle and kind as sympathising nature!
When a sad story has been told, I've seen
Thy little breasts, with soft compassion swelled,
Shove up and down, and heave like dying birds:
But now let fear be banished, think no more
Of danger, for there's safety in my arms;
Let them receive thee: Heaven, grow jealous now!
Sure she's too good for any mortal creature;
I could grow wild, and praise thee even to madness.
But wherefore do I dally with my bliss?
The night's far spent, and day draws on apace;
To bed, my love, and wake till I come thither.
_Re-enter_ POLYDORE, _behind_.
_Pol. _ So hot, my brother? [_Aside. _
_Mon. _ 'Twill be impossible:
You know your father's chamber's next to mine,
And the least noise will certainly alarm him.
_Cast. _ Impossible! impossible! alas!
Is't possible to live one hour without thee?
Let me behold those eyes, they'll tell me truth.
Hast thou no longing? Art thou still the same
Cold, icy virgin? No; thou'rt altered quite.
Haste, haste to bed, and let loose all thy wishes.
_Mon. _ 'Tis but one night, my lord; I pray be ruled.
_Cast. _ Try if thou'st power to stop a flowing tide,
Or in a tempest make the seas be calm;
And, when that's done, I'll conquer my desires.
No more, my blessing. What shall be the sign?
When shall I come? for to my joys I'll steal,
As if I ne'er had paid my freedom for them.
_Mon. _ Just three soft strokes upon the chamber-door;
And at that signal you shall gain admittance:
But speak not the least word; for if you should,
'Tis surely heard, and all will be betrayed.
_Cast. _ Oh! doubt it not, Monimia; our joys
Shall be as silent as the ecstatic bliss
Of souls that by intelligence converse:
Immortal pleasures shall our senses drown;
Thought shall be lost, and every power dissolved:
Away, my love! first take this kiss. Now haste.
I long for that to come, yet grudge each minute past.
[_Exit_ MONIMIA.
My brother wandering too so late this way!
_Pol. _ [_Coming forward_]. Castalio!
_Cast. _ My Polydore, how dost thou?
How does our father; is he well recovered?
_Pol. _ I left him happily reposed to rest;
He's still as gay as if his life were young.
But how does fair Monimia?
_Cast. _ Doubtless well.
A cruel beauty with her conquests pleased
Is always joyful, and her mind in health.
_Pol. _ Is she the same Monimia still she was?
May we not hope she's made of mortal mould?
_Cast. _ She's not woman else:
Though I'm grown weary of this tedious hoping;
We've in a barren desert strayed too long.
_Pol. _ Yet may relief be unexpected found,
And love's sweet manna cover all the field.
Met ye to-day?
_Cast. _ No; she has still avoided me.
Her brother too is jealous of her grown,
And has been hinting something to my father.
I wish I'd never meddled with the matter;
And would enjoin thee, Polydore--
_Pol. _ To what?
_Cast. _ To leave this peevish beauty to herself.
_Pol. _ What, quit my love? as soon I'd quit my post
In fight, and like a coward run away.
No, by my stars! I'll chase her till she yields
To me, or meets her rescue in another.
_Cast. _ Nay, she has beauty that might shake the leagues
Of mighty kings, and set the world at odds;
But I have wondrous reasons on my side
That would persuade thee, were they known.
_Pol. _ Then speak them.
What are they? came ye to her window here
To learn them now? Castalio, have a care;
Use honest dealing with your friend and brother.
Believe me, I'm not with my love so blinded,
But can discern your purpose to abuse me.
Quit your pretences to her.
_Cast. _ Grant I do;
You love capitulation, Polydore,
And but upon conditions would oblige me.
_Pol. _ You say, you've reasons; why are they concealed?
_Cast. _ To-morrow I may tell you:
It is a matter of such circumstance,
As I must well consult ere I reveal.
But, pr'ythee, cease to think I would abuse thee,
Till more be known.
_Pol. _ When you, Castalio, cease
To meet Monimia unknown to me,
And then deny it slavishly, I'll cease
To think Castalio faithless to his friend.
Did I not see you part this very moment?
_Cast. _ It seems you've watched me then?
_Pol. _ I scorn the office.
_Cast. _ Pr'ythee avoid a thing thou mayst repent.
_Pol. _ That is, henceforward making leagues with you.
_Cast. _ Nay, if you're angry, Polydore, good night. [_Exit. _
_Pol. _ Good-night, Castalio, if you're in such haste.
He little thinks I've overheard the appointment,
But to his chamber's gone to wait awhile,
Then come and take possession of my love.
This is the utmost point of all my hopes;
Or now she must or never can be mine.
My rage ebbs out, and love flows in apace.
These little quarrels love must needs forgive;
They rouse up drowsy thoughts, and wake the soul.
Oh! charm me with the music of thy tongue;
I'm ne'er so blest as when I hear thy vows,
And listen to the language of thy heart.
_Cast. _ Where am I? surely paradise is round me!
Sweets planted by the hand of Heaven grow here,
And every sense is full of thy perfection.
To hear thee speak might calm a madman's frenzy,
Till by attention he forgot his sorrows;
But to behold thy eyes, thy amazing beauties,
Might make him rage again with love, as I do.
To touch thee's Heaven; but to enjoy thee, oh!
Thou Nature's whole perfection in one piece!
Sure, framing thee Heaven took unusual care;
As its own beauty it designed thee fair;
And formed thee by the best-loved angel there. [_Exeunt. _
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
FOOTNOTES:
[18] "Superstitious" in old edition, but evidently a misprint.
[19] OEdipus.
ACT THE THIRD.
SCENE I. --_The Garden before_ ACASTO'S _House_.
_Enter_ POLYDORE _and_ Page.
_Pol. _ Were they so kind? Express it to me all
In words, 'twill make me think I saw it too.
_Page. _ At first I thought they had been mortal foes;
Monimia raged, Castalio grew disturbed;
Each thought the other wronged, yet both so haughty,
They scorned submission, though love all the while
The rebel played, and scarce could be contained.
_Pol. _ But what succeeded?
_Page. _ Oh, 'twas wondrous pretty!
For of a sudden all the storm was past,
A gentle calm of love succeeded it;
Monimia sighed and blushed, Castalio swore;
As you, my lord, I well remember, did
To my young sister in the orange grove,
When I was first preferred to be your page.
_Pol. _ Happy Castalio! now by my great soul,
My ambitious soul, that languishes to glory,
I'll have her yet; by my best hopes, I will.
She shall be mine, in spite of all her arts.
But for Castalio why was I refused?
Has he supplanted me by some foul play?
Traduced my honour? death! he durst not do't.
It must be so: we parted, and he met her,
Half to compliance brought by me; surprised
Her sinking virtue, till she yielded quite.
So poachers basely pick up tired game,
Whilst the fair hunter's cheated of his prey.
Boy!
_Page. _ My lord!
_Pol. _ Go to your chamber, and prepare your lute;
Find out some song to please me, that describes
Women's hypocrisies, their subtle wiles,
Betraying smiles, feigned tears, inconstancies;
Their painted outsides and corrupted minds;
The sum of all their follies, and their falsehoods. [_Exit_ Page.
_Enter_ Servant.
_Serv. _ Oh, the unhappiest tidings tongue e'er told!
_Pol. _ The matter?
_Serv. _ Oh! your father, my good master,
As with his guests he sat in mirth raised high,
And chased the goblet round the joyful board,
A sudden trembling seized on all his limbs;
His eyes distorted grew; his visage pale;
His speech forsook him; life itself seemed fled;
And all his friends are waiting now about him.
_Enter_ ACASTO _leaning on two_ Attendants.
_Acast. _ Support me, give me air; I'll yet recover:
'Twas but a slip decaying Nature made,
For she grows weary near her journey's end.
Where are my sons? Come near, my Polydore:
Your brother! where's Castalio?
_Serv. _ My lord,
I've searched, as you commanded, all the house:
He and Monimia are not to be found.
_Acast. _ Not to be found! then where are all my friends?
Tis well;--
I hope they'll pardon an unhappy fault
My unmannerly infirmity has made.
Death could not come in a more welcome hour,
For I'm prepared to meet him; and, methinks,
Would live and die with all my friends about me.
_Enter_ CASTALIO.
_Cast. _ Angels preserve my dearest father's life;
Bless it with long, uninterrupted days!
Oh! may he live till time itself decay;
Till good men wish him dead, or I offend him!
_Acast. _ Thank you, Castalio; give me both your hands,
And bear me up; I'd walk. So, now, methinks,
I appear as great as Hercules himself,
Supported by the pillars he had raised.
_Cast. _ My lord, your chaplain.
_Acast. _ Let the good man enter.
_Enter_ Chaplain.
_Chap. _ Heaven guard your lordship, and restore your health!
_Acast. _ I have provided for thee if I die.
No fawning! 'tis a scandal to thy office.
My sons, as thus, united, ever live;
And for the estate, you'll find, when I am dead,
I have divided it betwixt you both,
Equally parted, as you shared my love;
Only to sweet Monimia I've bequeathed
Ten thousand crowns; a little portion for her,
To wed her honourably as she's born.
Be not less friends because you're brothers; shun
The man that's singular,--his mind's unsound,
His spleen o'erweighs his brains; but, above all,
Avoid the politic, the factious fool,
The busy, buzzing, talking, hardened knave,
The quaint smooth rogue, that sins against his reason;
Calls saucy loud suspicion public zeal,
And mutiny the dictates of his spirit:
Be very careful how ye make new friends.
Men read not morals now; it was a custom:
But all are to their fathers' vices born,
And in their mothers' ignorance are bred.
Let marriage be the last mad thing ye do,
For all the sins and follies of the past.
If you have children, never give them knowledge;
'Twill spoil their fortune; fools are all the fashion.
If you've religion, keep it to yourselves;
Atheists will else make use of toleration,
And laugh you out on't: never show religion,
Except ye mean to pass for knaves of conscience,
And cheat believing fools that think ye honest.
_Enter_ SERINA.
_Ser. _ My father!
_Acast. _ My heart's darling!
_Ser. _ Let my knees
Fix to the earth; ne'er let my eyes have rest,
But wake and weep, till Heaven restore my father!
_Acast. _ Rise to my arms, and thy kind prayers are answered,
For thou'rt a wondrous extract of all goodness,
Born for my joy, and no pain's felt when near thee.
_Enter_ CHAMONT.
Chamont!
_Cham. _ My lord, may't prove not an unlucky omen!
Many I see are waiting round about you,
And I am come to ask a blessing too.
_Acast. _ Mayst thou be happy!
_Cham. _ Where?
_Acast. _ In all thy wishes.
_Cham. _ Confirm me so, and make this fair one mine.
I am unpractised in the trade of courtship,
And know not how to deal love out with art:
Onsets in love seem best like those in war,
Fierce, resolute, and done with all the force;
So I would open my whole heart at once,
And pour out the abundance of my soul.
_Acast. _ What says Serina? Canst thou love a soldier?
One born to honour, and to honour bred?
One that has learnt to treat even foes with kindness;
To wrong no good man's fame, nor praise himself?
_Ser. _ Oh, name not love, for that's allied to joy;
And joy must be a stranger to my heart,
When you're in danger. May Chamont's good fortune
Render him lovely to some happier maid!
Whilst I at friendly distance see him blest,
Praise the kind gods, and wonder at his virtues.
_Acast. _ Chamont, pursue her, conquer and possess her;
And, as my son, a third of all my fortune
Shall be thy lot.
But keep thy eyes from wandering, man of frailty:
Beware the dangerous beauty of the wanton;
Shun their enticements; ruin, like a vulture,
Waits on their conquests: falsehood too's their business;
They put[20] false beauty off to all the world;
Use false endearments to the fools that love 'em;
And, when they marry, to their silly husbands
They bring false virtue, broken fame and fortune.
_Ser. _ Hear ye that, my lord?
_Cham. _ Yes, my fair monitor, old men always talk thus.
_Acast. _ Chamont, you told me of some doubts that pressed you.
Are you yet satisfied that I'm your friend?
_Cham. _ My lord, I would not lose that satisfaction
For any blessing I could wish for.
As to my fears, already I have lost them;
They ne'er shall vex me more, nor trouble you.
_Acast. _ I thank you. Daughter, you must do so too.
My friends, 'tis late;
For my disorder, it seems all past and over,
And I methinks begin to feel new health.
_Cast. _ Would you but rest, it might restore you quite.
_Acast. _ Yes, I'll to bed; old men must humour weakness.
Let me have music then, to lull and chase
This melancholy thought of death away.
Good-night, my friends! Heaven guard ye all! Good-night!
To-morrow early we'll salute the day,
Find out new pleasures, and redeem lost time.
[_Exeunt all but_ CHAMONT _and_ Chaplain.
_Cham. _ Hist, hist, Sir Gravity, a word with you.
_Chap. _ With me, sir?
_Cham. _ If you're at leisure, sir, we'll waste an hour;
'Tis yet too soon to sleep, and 'twill be charity
To lend your conversation to a stranger.
_Chap. _ Sir, you're a soldier?
_Cham. _ Yes.
_Chap. _ I love a soldier;
And had been one myself, but my parents would make me what you
see me: yet I'm honest, for all I wear black.
_Cham. _ And that's a wonder.
Have you had long dependence on this family?
_Chap. _ I have not thought it so, because my time's
Spent pleasantly. My lord's not haughty nor imperious,
Nor I gravely whimsical; he has good nature,
And I have manners:
His sons too are civil to me, because I do not pretend to be
wiser than they are; I meddle with no man's business but my
own; I rise in a morning early, study moderately, eat and drink
cheerfully, live soberly, take my innocent pleasures freely;
so meet with respect, and am not the jest of the family.
_Cham. _ I'm glad you are so happy. --
A pleasant fellow this, and may be useful. [_Aside. _
Knew you my father, the old Chamont?
_Chap. _ I did, and was most sorry when we lost him.
_Cham. _ Why? didst thou love him?
_Chap. _ Everybody loved him; besides, he was my master's friend.
_Cham. _ I could embrace thee for that very notion.
If thou didst love my father, I could think
Thou wouldst not be an enemy to me.
_Chap. _ I can be no man's foe.
_Cham. _ Then pr'ythee tell me,
Think'st thou the Lord Castalio loves my sister?
Nay, never start. Come, come, I know thy office
Opens thee all the secrets of the family.
Then, if thou'rt honest, use this freedom kindly.
_Chap. _ Loves your sister!
_Cham. _ Ay, loves her.
_Chap. _ Sir, I never asked him; and wonder you should ask it me.
_Cham.
_ Nay, but thou'rt an hypocrite; is there not one
Of all thy tribe that's honest in your schools?
The pride of your superiors makes ye slaves:
Ye all live loathsome, sneaking, servile lives;
Not free enough to practise generous truth,
Though ye pretend to teach it to the world.
_Chap. _ I would deserve a better thought from you.
_Cham. _ If thou wouldst have me not contemn thy office
And character, think all thy brethren knaves,
Thy trade a cheat, and thou its worst professor,
Inform me; for I tell thee, priest, I'll know.
_Chap. _ Either he loves her, or he much has wronged her.
_Cham. _ How, wronged her! have a care; for this may lay
A scene of mischief to undo us all.
But tell me--wronged her, saidst thou?
_Chap. _ Ay, sir, wronged her.
_Cham. _ This is a secret worth a monarch's fortune:
What shall I give thee for't? thou dear physician
Of sickly souls, unfold this riddle to me,
And comfort mine--
_Chap. _ I would hide nothing from you willingly.
_Cham. _ Nay, then again thou'rt honest. Wouldst thou tell me?
_Chap. _ Yes, if I durst.
_Cham. _ Why, what affrights thee?
_Chap. _ You do,
Who are not to be trusted with the secret.
_Cham. _ Why, I am no fool.
_Chap. _ So, indeed, you say.
_Cham. _ Pr'ythee, be serious then.
_Chap. _ You see I am so,
And hardly shall be mad enough to-night
To trust you with my ruin.
_Cham. _ Art thou then
So far concerned in't? What has been thy office?
Curse on that formal steady villain's face!
Just so do all bawds look; nay, bawds, they say,
Can pray upon occasion, talk of Heaven,
Turn up their goggling eye-balls, rail at vice,
Dissemble, lie, and preach like any priest.
Art thou a bawd?
_Chap. _ Sir, I'm not often used thus.
_Cham. _ Be just then.
_Chap. _ So I shall be to the trust
That's laid upon me.
_Cham. _ By the reverenced soul
Of that great honest man that gave me being,
Tell me but what thou know'st concerns my honour,
And if I e'er reveal it to thy wrong,
May this good sword ne'er do me right in battle!
May I ne'er know that blessed peace of mind,
That dwells in good and pious men, like thee!
_Chap. _ I see your temper's moved, and I will trust you.
_Cham. _ Wilt thou?
_Chap. _ I will; but if it ever 'scape you--
_Cham. _ It never shall.
_Chap. _ Swear then.
_Cham. _ I do, by all
That's dear to me, by the honour of my name,
And by that Power I serve, it never shall.
_Chap. _ Then this good day, when all the house was busy,
When mirth and kind rejoicing filled each room,
As I was walking in the grove I met them.
_Cham. _ What, met them in the grove together? tell me,
How? walking, standing, sitting, lying? ha!
_Chap. _ I, by their own appointment, met them there;
Received their marriage-vows, and joined their hands.
_Cham. _ How! married!
_Chap. _ Yes, sir.
_Cham. _ Then my soul's at peace:
But why would you delay so long to give it?
_Chap. _ Not knowing what reception it may find
With old Acasto; may be I was too cautious
To trust the secret from me.
_Cham. _ What's the cause
I cannot guess: though 'tis my sister's honour,
I do not like this marriage,
Huddled i' the dark, and done at too much venture:
The business looks with an unlucky face.
Keep still the secret; for it ne'er shall 'scape me,
Not even to them, the new-matched pair. Farewell.
Believe my truth, and know me for thy friend. [_Exeunt. _
_Re-enter_ CASTALIO _and_ MONIMIA.
_Cast. _ Young Chamont, and the chaplain! sure 'tis they!
No matter what's contrived, or who consulted,
Since my Monimia's mine; though this sad look
Seems no good-boding omen to her bliss;
Else, pr'ythee, tell me why that look cast down?
Why that sad sigh, as if thy heart were breaking?
_Mon. _ Castalio, I am thinking what we've done.
The heavenly powers were sure displeased to-day;
For at the ceremony as we stood,
And as your hand was kindly joined with mine,
As the good priest pronounced the sacred words,
Passion grew big, and I could not forbear;
Tears drowned my eyes, and trembling seized my soul.
What should that mean?
_Cast. _ Oh, thou art tender all;
Gentle and kind as sympathising nature!
When a sad story has been told, I've seen
Thy little breasts, with soft compassion swelled,
Shove up and down, and heave like dying birds:
But now let fear be banished, think no more
Of danger, for there's safety in my arms;
Let them receive thee: Heaven, grow jealous now!
Sure she's too good for any mortal creature;
I could grow wild, and praise thee even to madness.
But wherefore do I dally with my bliss?
The night's far spent, and day draws on apace;
To bed, my love, and wake till I come thither.
_Re-enter_ POLYDORE, _behind_.
_Pol. _ So hot, my brother? [_Aside. _
_Mon. _ 'Twill be impossible:
You know your father's chamber's next to mine,
And the least noise will certainly alarm him.
_Cast. _ Impossible! impossible! alas!
Is't possible to live one hour without thee?
Let me behold those eyes, they'll tell me truth.
Hast thou no longing? Art thou still the same
Cold, icy virgin? No; thou'rt altered quite.
Haste, haste to bed, and let loose all thy wishes.
_Mon. _ 'Tis but one night, my lord; I pray be ruled.
_Cast. _ Try if thou'st power to stop a flowing tide,
Or in a tempest make the seas be calm;
And, when that's done, I'll conquer my desires.
No more, my blessing. What shall be the sign?
When shall I come? for to my joys I'll steal,
As if I ne'er had paid my freedom for them.
_Mon. _ Just three soft strokes upon the chamber-door;
And at that signal you shall gain admittance:
But speak not the least word; for if you should,
'Tis surely heard, and all will be betrayed.
_Cast. _ Oh! doubt it not, Monimia; our joys
Shall be as silent as the ecstatic bliss
Of souls that by intelligence converse:
Immortal pleasures shall our senses drown;
Thought shall be lost, and every power dissolved:
Away, my love! first take this kiss. Now haste.
I long for that to come, yet grudge each minute past.
[_Exit_ MONIMIA.
My brother wandering too so late this way!
_Pol. _ [_Coming forward_]. Castalio!
_Cast. _ My Polydore, how dost thou?
How does our father; is he well recovered?
_Pol. _ I left him happily reposed to rest;
He's still as gay as if his life were young.
But how does fair Monimia?
_Cast. _ Doubtless well.
A cruel beauty with her conquests pleased
Is always joyful, and her mind in health.
_Pol. _ Is she the same Monimia still she was?
May we not hope she's made of mortal mould?
_Cast. _ She's not woman else:
Though I'm grown weary of this tedious hoping;
We've in a barren desert strayed too long.
_Pol. _ Yet may relief be unexpected found,
And love's sweet manna cover all the field.
Met ye to-day?
_Cast. _ No; she has still avoided me.
Her brother too is jealous of her grown,
And has been hinting something to my father.
I wish I'd never meddled with the matter;
And would enjoin thee, Polydore--
_Pol. _ To what?
_Cast. _ To leave this peevish beauty to herself.
_Pol. _ What, quit my love? as soon I'd quit my post
In fight, and like a coward run away.
No, by my stars! I'll chase her till she yields
To me, or meets her rescue in another.
_Cast. _ Nay, she has beauty that might shake the leagues
Of mighty kings, and set the world at odds;
But I have wondrous reasons on my side
That would persuade thee, were they known.
_Pol. _ Then speak them.
What are they? came ye to her window here
To learn them now? Castalio, have a care;
Use honest dealing with your friend and brother.
Believe me, I'm not with my love so blinded,
But can discern your purpose to abuse me.
Quit your pretences to her.
_Cast. _ Grant I do;
You love capitulation, Polydore,
And but upon conditions would oblige me.
_Pol. _ You say, you've reasons; why are they concealed?
_Cast. _ To-morrow I may tell you:
It is a matter of such circumstance,
As I must well consult ere I reveal.
But, pr'ythee, cease to think I would abuse thee,
Till more be known.
_Pol. _ When you, Castalio, cease
To meet Monimia unknown to me,
And then deny it slavishly, I'll cease
To think Castalio faithless to his friend.
Did I not see you part this very moment?
_Cast. _ It seems you've watched me then?
_Pol. _ I scorn the office.
_Cast. _ Pr'ythee avoid a thing thou mayst repent.
_Pol. _ That is, henceforward making leagues with you.
_Cast. _ Nay, if you're angry, Polydore, good night. [_Exit. _
_Pol. _ Good-night, Castalio, if you're in such haste.
He little thinks I've overheard the appointment,
But to his chamber's gone to wait awhile,
Then come and take possession of my love.
This is the utmost point of all my hopes;
Or now she must or never can be mine.
