My pimp shall be my
minister
premier,
My bawds call ambassadors far and near,
And my wench shall dispose of Conge d'Elire.
My bawds call ambassadors far and near,
And my wench shall dispose of Conge d'Elire.
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There, in a bribed committee, they contrive
To give our birthrights to prerogative :
Give, did I say ? They sell, and sell so dear
That half each tax Danby distributes there.
Danby, 'tis fit the price so great shall be,
They sell religion, sell their liberty.
These vipers have their mother's entrails torn,
And would by force a second time be born.
They haunt the place to which you once were sent,
This ghost of a departed parliament.
Gibbets and haltei*s, countrymen, prepare,
Let none, let none their renegadoes spare.
When that day comes, we '11 part the sheep and
goats.
The spruce bribed monsieurs from the true gray
coats.
New parliaments, like manna, all tastes please,
But kept too long, our food turns our disease.
From that loathed sight, Hodge turned his weep-
ing eyes.
And London thus alarms with loyal cries :
** Though common danger does approach so nigh.
This stupid town sleeps in security.
Out of your golden dreams awake, awake,
Your all, though you see not, your all 's at
stake !
More dreadful fires approach your falling town ^
Than those which burned your stately struc- I
tures down, j
Such fatal fires as once in Smithfield shone. ''
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If then je fftaj till Edwards orders give,*
No mortal arm your safety can retrieve.
See how with golden baits the crafly Gaul
Has bribed our geese to yield the capitoL
And will ye tamely see yourselves betrayed ?
Will none stand up in our dear country's aid ?
<' Self-preservation, nature's first great law,
All the creation, except man, does awe :
'Twas in him fixed, till lying priests defaced
His heaven-bom mind, and nature's tablets
rased.
Tell me, ye forging crew, what law revealed
By God, to kings iha jus dluinum sealed?
If to do good, yeju9 divtmcm call.
It is the grand pi^erogative of all :
If to do ill, unpunished^ be their right,
Such power's not granted that great king of
night.
Man's life moves on the poles of hope and fear,
Keward and pain all ordei*s do revere.
But if your dear lord sovereign you would spare,
Admonish him in his blood-thii*sty heir.
So when the royal lion does offend,
The beaten cur*s example makes him mend. *'
This said, poor Hodge, then in a broken tone.
Cried out, "Oh Charles! thy life, thy life, thy
crown !
♦ Edwards, then lorJ-mayor.
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Ambitious James, and bloody priests conspire,
Plots, papists, murders, massacres, and fire ;
Poor Protestants ! " with that his eyes did roll,
His body fell, out fled his frighted soul.
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CLARENDON'S HOUSE-WABMING.
When Clarendon had discerned beforehand
(As the cause can easily foretell the effect)
At once three deluges threatening our land,*
'Twas the season, he thought, to turn architect
Us Mars, and Apollo, and Vulcan consume ;
While he the betrayer of England and
Flanders,
Like the kingfisher chooseth to build in the
broom,
And nestles in flames like the salamander.
But observing that mortals run oflen behind,
(So unreasonable are the rates they buy at)
His omnipotence therefore much rather designed.
How he might create a house with a fiat
He had read of Rhodope, a lady of Thrace,
Who was digged up so often ere she did marry ;
* The Dutch war, the plague, and the fire of London.
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And wished that his daughter had had as much
grace,
To erect him a pyramid out of her quarry.
But then recollecting how the harper Aniphion
Made Thebes dance aloft while he fiddled and
sung.
He thought, as an instrument he was most free on,
To build with the Jew's-trump of his own tongue.
Yet a precedent fitter in Virgil he found,
Of African Poultney, and Tyrian Dide ;
That he begged for a palace so much of his
ground,*
As might carry the measure and name of a
Hyde.
Thus daily his gouty inventions him pained,
And all for to save the expenses of brickbat ;
That engine so fatal which Denham had brained.
And too much resembled this wife's chocolate.
But while these devices he all doth compare.
None solid enough seemed for his strong castor ;
He himself would not dwell in a castle of air.
Though he had built full many a one for his
master.
* The Enii of Clarendon hud a grant from Khig Charles
the Second, for a piece of ground near St. James's, to build
% house on.
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Already he had got all our money and cattle,
To buy us for slaves and purcliase our lands
What Joseph by famine, lie wrought by sea battle ;
Nay, scarce the priest's portion could 'scape
from his hands.
And hence like Pharaoh that Israel pressed
To make mortar and brick, yet allowed *em no
straw,
He cared not though Eg}'pt's ten plagues us
distressed,
So he could to build but make policy law.
The Scotch forts and Dunkirk, but that they
were sold,
He would have demolished to raise up his
walls ;
Nay e'en fi-om Tangier have sent back for the
mould,
But that he had nearer the stones of St.
Paul's. *
His woods would come in at the easier rate.
So long as the yards had a deal or a spar :
His friend in the navy would not be ingrate,
To grudge him some timber, who fi-amcd him
the war.
* There was then a design of repairing St. PauPs, which
was afterwards laid aside, and the stones intended for that,
were bought by the Lord Cl;irendon to build his house with.
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To proceed in the model, he called in his Aliens,
The two Aliens when jovial, who ply him with
gallons ;
The two Aliens who served his blind justice for
balance,
The two Aliens who served his injustice for
talons.
Thej approve it thus far, and said it was fine ;
Yet his lordship to finish it would be unable,
Unless all abroad he divulged the design,
For his house then would grow like a vegetable.
His rent would no more in arrear run to Wor'ster ;
He should dwell more noble and cheap too at
home.
While into a fabric the presents would muster ;
As by hook and by crook the world clustered
of atom.
He liked the advice and then soon it essayed,
And presents crowd headlong to give good
example.
So the bribes overlaid her that Rome once be*
trayed ;
The tribes ne'er contributed so to the temple.
Straight judges, priests, bishops, true sons of the
seal.
Sinners, governors, farmers, bankers, patentees,
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Bring in the whole mite of a year at a meal.
As the Chedder club's dairy to the incorporate
cheese.
Bulteale's, BeaVn's,* Morley's, Wren's fingers
with telling
Were shrivelled, and Clatterbuck's, Eager*^,
and Kipps' ;
Since the act of oblivion was never such selling,
As at this benevolence out of the snips.
Twas then that the chimney-contractors he smoked,
Nor would take his beloved canary in kind :
But he swore that the patent should ne'er be
revoked,
No, would the whole parliament kiss him behind.
Like Jove under ^tna o'erwhelming the giant.
For foundation the Bristol sunk in the earth's
bowel ;
And St John must now for the leads be compliant,
Or his right hand shall be cut off with a trowel.
For surveying the building, 'twas Prat did the feat ;
But for the expense he relied on Woi'stenholm,
Who sat heretofore at the king's receipt.
But received now and paid the Chancellor's
custom.
* Perhaps Beachem, a jeweller mentioned by Pepys.
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By subsidies thus both cleric and laic,
And with matter profane cemented with holy ;
He finished at last his palace mosaic,
By a model more excellent than Lesly*s folly.
And upon the terrace, to consummate all,
A lantern like Faux's, surveys the burnt
town,
And shows on the top by the regal gilt ball,
Where you are to expect the sceptre and
crown.
Fond city, its rubbish and ruins that builds,
Like vain chemists, a flower from its ashes
returning.
Your metropolis house is in St. James's fields,
And till there you remove, you shall never
leave burning.
This temple of war and of peace is the shrine.
Where this idol of state sits adored and
accursed ;
To handsel his altar and nostrils divine.
Great Buckingham's sacrifice must be the
first.
Now some (as all builders must censure abide)
Throw dust in its front, and blame situation :
And others as much reprehend his back-side.
As too narrow by far for his expatiation ;
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But do not consider how in process of times,
That for namesake he may with Hyde-Park it
enhirge,
And with that convenience he soon, for his crimes,
At Tyburn may land and spare the Tower-
barge.
Or rather how wisely his stall was built near.
Lest with di'iving too far his tallow impair ;
When like the good ox, ft>r public good-cheer.
He comes to be roasted next St. James's fair.
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UPON ins HOUSE.
Here lie the sacred bones
Of Paul beguiled of his stones :
Here lie golden briberies,
The price of ruined families ;
The cavalier's debenture wall,
Fixed on an eccentric basis :
Here 's Dunkirk-Town and Tangier- Hall,*
The Queen's marriage and all.
The Dutchman's templum pctcis. f
* Some call it Dunkirk house, intimating that it was
builded by liis share of the price of Dunkirk. Tangier was
part of Queen Catherine's portion, the match between whom
and the King he was suspected to have a hand in making.
t It was said he had money of the Dutch, to treat of a
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ON THB
LORD MAYOR, AND COURT OF ALDERMEN,
rKESEJfTVXQ THE Kli(Q AXD THE DUKE OF YOItK, E^VCH
WITH ▲ COPT OP HIS FUKKDUOI, AKNO DOM. 1674.
A BALLAD.
The Londoners gent
To the King do present,
In a booc, the City maggot ;
'Tis a thing full of weight,
That requires all the might
Of the whole Guiid-IIall team to drag it
II.
Whilst their churches unbuilt.
And their houses undwelt,
And their orphans want bread to feed 'em ;
Themselves they've bereft
Of the little wealth they 'd left,
To make an offering of their freedom.
O ye addle-brained cits !
Who henceforth, in their wits,
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Would intrust their youth to your heeding ?
When in diamonds and gold
You have him thus enrolled ?
Ye know both his friends and his breeding !
IV.
Beyond sea he began,
Where such a riot he ran,
That every-one there did leave him ;
And now he 's come o'er
Ten times worse than before,
When none but such fools would receive
him.
V.
He ne'er knew, not he,
How to serve or be free.
Though he has passed through so many adven-
tures;
But e'er since he was bound,
(That is, he was crowned)
He has every day broke his indentui*es.
VI.
He spends all his days
In running to plays,
When he ought in his shop to be poring ;
And he wastes all his nights
In his constant delights,
Of revelling, drinking, and whoring.
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VII.
Throughout Lombard-street,
Each roan he did meet,
He would i*un on the score with and borrow ;
When they asked for their own,
He was broke and was gone,
And his creditors all left to sorrow.
VIII.
Though oft bound to the peace.
Yet he never would cease
To vex his poor neighbours with quarrels ;
And when he was beat,
He still made his retreat
To his Clevelands, his Nells, and his Carwells.
Naj, his company lewd
Were twice grown so rude.
That had not fear taught him sobriety,
And the house being wcU barred.
With guard upon guard,
They 'd robbed us of all our propriety.
X.
Such a plot was laid,
Had not Ashley betrayed.
As had cancelled all former disasters ;
And your wives had been strumpets
To his highness's trumpets,
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And footboys bad all been your masters.
XI.
So many are tbe debts,
And tbe bastards be gets,
Wbicb must all be defrayed by London ;
Tbat notwitbstanding the care
Of Sir Thomas Player,
The chamber must needs be undone.
XII.
His words or his oath
Cannot bind him to troth,
And he values not credit or history ;
And though he has served through
Two 'prenticeships now,
He knows not his trade nor his mystery.
xin.
Then,. London,, rejoice*
In thy fortunate choice.
To have him made free of thy spices;
And do not mistrust,
He may once grow more just.
When he 's worn off his follies and vices.
XIV.
And what little thing
Is that which you bring
To the Duke, the kingdom's darling ?
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Ye hug it, and draw
Like ants at a straw,
Though too small for the gristle of sterling.
XV.
It is a hox of pills
To cure the Duke's ills ?
He is too far gone to begin it !
Or does your fine show
In processioning go,
With the pyx and the host within it ?
XVI.
The very first head
Of the oath you him read,
Show you all how fit he 's to govern.
When in heart, you all knew,
He ne'er was, nor '11 be, true
To his country or to his sovereign.
XVII.
And wJio, pray, could swear,
That he would forbear
To cull out the good of an alien,
Who still doth advance
The government of France
With a wife and religion Italian ?
XVIII.
And now, worshipful sirs,
Go fold up your furs.
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And Viners turn again, turn again ;
I see (whoe'er *s freed,)
You for slaves are decreed,
Until you burn again, burn agsiin.
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ON BLOOD'S STEALING THE CROWN.
When daring Blood, Lis rent to have regained,
Upon the English diadem distrained,
He chose the cassock, surcingle, and gown,
The fittest mask for one that i*obs the crown :
But his lay-pity underneath prevailed,
And whilst he saved the keeper's life he failed ;
With the priest's vestment had he but put on
The prelate's cruelty, the crown had gone.
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NOSTRADMUS' PROPHECY.
For faults and follies London's doom shall fix ;
And she must sink in flames in sixty-six.
Fire-balls shall fly, but few shall see the train,
As far as from Whitehall to Pudding-Lane,
To burn ihe city, which again shall rise,
Beyond all hopes, aspiring to the skies,
Where vengeance dwells. But there is one
thing more.
Though its walls stand, shall bring the city lower :
When legislators shall their trust betray,
Saving their own, shall give the rest away ;
And those false men, by the easy people sent^
Give taxes to the king by parliament ;
When barefaced villains shall not blush to cheat.
And chequer-doors shall shut up Lombard-street ; *
* In tho year 1672, the court resolving on a war, looked
out for money to carry it on. The method they took to get
it was this: The King had agreed with some bankers, with
whom he bad contracted a debt of near a million nn<l a half,
to assign over the revenue to them ; and he paid tliem at the
rate of eight per cent, and in some proclamations promised
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When plajers come to act the part of queens,
Within the curtains, and behind the scenes ; *
When sodomj shall be prime minister's s|)ort,
And whoring shall be the least crime at court ;
When boys shall take their sisters for their
mate,
And practise incest between seven and eight ;
When no man knows in whom to put his trust,
And e'en to rob the chequer shall be just ;
When declarations, lies, and every oath,
Shall be in use at court, but faith and troth ;
When two good kings shall be at Brentford
town.
And when in London there shall not be one ;
When the seat's given to a talking fool.
Whom wise men laugh at, and whom women rule,
A minister able only in his tongue,
To make harsh empty speeches two hours long ;
When an old Scotch covenanter shall be
The champion for the English hierarchy ; t
When bishops shall lay all religion by.
And strive by law to establish tyranny ;
he would make good all his assignments, till the whole debt
was paid; but, in order for a supply, the payments were
stopped for a your. This was a great shock to the b:inkcr> ;
for many of the nobility and gentry, who were in the sccrc,
took their money, before tlie design was publicly known, out
of the hands of their bankers.
♦ Reflecting on tlie King for taking Mrs. Gwyn from the
ttage.
t Lauderdale, who was at first a noted Dissenter.
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When a lean treasurer shall in one year
Make himself fat, his king and people hare ;
When the English prince shall Englishmen
despise,
And think French only loyal, Irish wise ;
When wooden shoon shall be the English wear,
And Magna Charta shall no more appear ; —
Then the English shall a greater tyrant know,
Than either Greek or Latin story show ;
Their wives to 's lust exposed, their wealth to 's
spoil.
With groans, to fill his treasury, they toil ;
But like the Belides must sigh in vain,
For that still filled flows out as fast again ;
Then they with envious eyes shall Belgium see,
And wish in vain Venetian liberty.
The frogs too late, grown weary of their pain.
Shall pray to Jove to take him back again.
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ROYAL RESOLUTIONS.
When plate was at pawn, and fob at an ebb.
And spider might weave in bowels its weby
And stomach as empty as brain ;
Then Charles without acre.
Did swear by his Maker,
If e'er I see England again,
I '11 have a religion all of my own,
Whether Popish or Protestant shall not be
known ;
And if it prove troublesome, I will have none.
II.
I '11 have a long parliament always to friend.
And furnish my treasure as fast as I spend,
And if they will not, they shall have an end.
m.
I '11 have a council shall sit always still.
And give me a license to do what I will ;
And two secrer-aries shall piss through a quill.
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IV.
Mj insolent brother shall bear all the sway ;
If parliaments murmur, I '11 send him away.
And call him again as soon as I may.
I *11 have a rare son, in marrying though marred,
Shall govern (if not my kingdom) my guard,
And shall be successor to me or Gerard.
VI.
I '11 have a new London instead of the old.
With wide streets and uniform to my old mould ;
But if they build too fast, I '11 bid 'em hold.
VII.
The ancient nobility I will lay by,
And new ones create their rooms to supply,
And they shall raise fortunes for my own fry.
VIII.
Some one I '11 advance from a common descent.
So high that he shall hector the parliament^
And all wholesome laws for the public prevent,
IX.
And I will assert him to such a degree
That all his foul treasons, though daring and high.
Under my hand and seal shall have indemnity.
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X.
And, whftte'er it cost me, I'll have a French
wliore,
As bold as Alice Pierce, and as fair as Jane
Shore;
And when I am weary of her, I *11 have more.
XI.
Which if anj bold commoner dare to oppose,
I '11 order my bravos to cut off his nose,*
Tliough for 't I a branch of prerogative lose.
XII.
My pimp shall be my minister premier,
My bawds call ambassadors far and near,
And my wench shall dispose of Conge d'Elire.
XIII.
I 'II wholly abandon all public affairs,
And pass all my time with buffoons and players.
And saunter to Nelly when I should be at prayers.
XIV.
I '11 have a fine pond witli a pretty decoy,
Where many strange fowl shall feed and enjoy.
And still in their language quack Vive le Roy !
* Alluding to the barbarity acted on Sir John Ck>ventry.
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A HISTORICAL POEM.
Of a tall statuiHJ, and of sable hue,
Much like the son of Kish, that lofly Jew,
Twelve years complete he suffered in exile,
And kept his father's asses all the while ;
At length, by wondeiful impulse of fate.
The people call him home to help the state,
And, what is more, they send him money too,
And clothe him all, from head to foot, anew.
Nor did he such small favours then disdain.
Who in his thirteenth year began his reign :
In a slashed doublet then he came ashore,
And dubbed poor Palmer's* wife his royal whore.
Bishops, and deans, peers, pimps, and knights, he
made ;
Things highly fitting for a monarch's trade !
With women, wine, and viands of delight,
His jolly vassals feast him day and night.
* Mrs. Palmer, aftervrnrds Duchess of Cleveland, whom
the king took from her husband.
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But the best times have ever some allay,
His* younger brother died by treachery.
Bold James survives, no dangers make him
flinch,
He marries signor Fal h's pregnant wench.
The pious mother queen, hearing her son
Was thus enamoured with a buttered bun.
And that the fleet was gone, in pomp and state,
To fetch, for Charles, the flowery Lisbon Kate,
She chants Te Deum^ and so comes away,
To wish her hopeful issue timely joy.
Her most uxorious mate she ruled of old,
Why not with easy youngsters make as bold ?
From the French court she haughty topics
brings.
Deludes their pliant nature with vain things ;
Her mischief-breeding breast did so prevail.
The new-got Flemish town was set to sale ;
For these, and Germain's sins, she founds a
church.
So slips away, and leaves us in the lurch.
Now the court-sins did every place defile,
And plagues and war fall heavy on the isle ;
Pride nourished folly, folly a delight.
With the Batavian commonwealth to fight.
But the Dutch fleet fled suddenly with fear.
Death and the duke so dreadful did appear.
* The Duke of Gloucester, third brother to the king. He
was much more loved than the Duke of York.
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The dreadful victor took his soft repose,
Scorning pursuit of such mechanic foes'.
But now York's genitals grew over hot,
With Denham's and Carnegie's infected plot.
Which, with religion so inflamed his ire.
He left the city when 'twas set on fire.
So Philip's son, inflamed with a miss,
Burned down the palace of Persepolis.
Toiled thus by Venus, he Bellona woos,
And with the Dutch a second wai* renews ;
But here his French-bred prowess proved in vain,
De Ruyter claps him in Solebay again.
This isle was well reformed, and gained renown,
Whilst the brave Tudors wore the imperial
crown :
But since the royal race of Stuarts came,
It was recoiled to popery and shame ;
Misguided monarchs, rarely wise and just.
Tainted with pride, and with impetuous lust.
Should we the Blackheath project here <v
relate, I
Or count the various blemishes of state, [
My muse would on the reader's patience grate. ^
The poor Priapus king, led by the nose,
Looks as a thing set up to scare the crows ;
Yet, in the mimics of the spinstrian sporty
Outdoes Tiberius, and his goatish court
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In* love's delights none did them e'er excel,
Not Tereus with his sister Philomel ;
As they at Athens, we ut Dover meet.
And gentlier far Uie Orleans duche^ treaL
What sad event attended on the same.
We '11 leave to the report of comoum fame.
The senate, which should headstrong princes
sUy,
Let loose tlie reins, and gave the realm away ;
With lavish bands they constant tributes give.
And annual stipends for their guilt receive ;
Ck>rrupt with gold, they wives and daughters
bring
To the black idol for an offering.
All but religious cheats might justly swear,
He true vicegerent to old Moloch were.
Priests were the first deluders of mankind.
Who with vain faith made all their reason blind ;
Not Lucifer himself more proud than they.
And yet persuade the world they must obey ;
Of avarice and luxury complain.
And practise all the vices they arraign.
♦ The king's sister, the Duchess of Orleans, was a woman
of great intrigue. In the year 1671, she and her brother mot
Ht Dover. When she returned into France, the Duke of
Orleans, who had received very strange accounts of her
behaviour in England, ordered a great dose of sublimate to
be given her in a glass of succory water, of whicli* she died
in great torment.
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Riches and honour they from laymen reap
And with dull crambo teed the silly sheep.
As Killigrew buffoons his master, they
Droll on their god, but a much duller way.
With hocus-pocus, and their heavenly fight,
They gain on tender consciences at night.
Whoever has an over-zealous wife.
Becomes the priest's Amphitryo during life.
Who would such men heaven's messengers
believe,
Who from the sacred pulpit dare deceive ?
Baal's wretched curates legerdemained it so.
And never durst their tricks above-board show.
When our first parents Paradise did grace,
The serpent was the prelate of the place ;
Fond Eve did, for this subtle tempter's sake.
From the forbidden tree the pippin take ;
His God and Lord this preacher did betray,
To have the weaker vessel made his prey.
Since death and sin did human nature blot.
The chiefest blessings Adam's chaplain got.
Thrice wretched they, who nature's laws detest.
To trace the ways fantastic of a priest.
Till native reason 's basely forced to yield.
And hosts of upstart errors gain the field.
My muse presumed a little to digress,
And touch their lioly function with my verse.
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Now to the stage again she tends direct.
And does on giant Lauderdale reflect.
This haughty oaooster, with his ugly claws.
First tempered poison to destroy our laws ;
Declares the council's edicts are beyond
The most authentic statutes of the land ;
Sets up in Scotland a la mode de France ;
Taxes, excise, and armies does advance.
This Saracen his country's freedom broke.
To bring upon their necks the heavier yoke ;
This b the savage pimp, without dispute,
First brought his mother for a prostitute ;
Of all the miscreants e*er went to hell.
This villain rampant bears away the bell.
Now must my muse deplore the nation's fate,
Like a true lover for her dying mate.
The royal evil so malignant grows.
Nothing the dire contagion can oppose.
In our weal-public scarce one thing succeeds,
For one man's weakness a whole nation bleeds
Ill-luck starts up, and thrives like evil weeds.
Let Cromwell's ghost smile with contempt, to see
Old England struggling under slavery.
His meagre highness, now he 's got astride,
Does on Britannia, as on Churchill, ride.
White-livered D calls for his swifl jackal
To hunt down 's prey, and hopes to master all.
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Clifford and Hyde before had lost the day ;
One hanged himself, and t'other ran away.
'Twas want of wit and courage made them fail,
But C ^n, and the duke, must needs
prevail.
The duke now vaunts with Popish myrmidons ;
Our fleets, our port^, our cities and our towns,
Are manned by him, or by his Holiness ;
Bold Irish ruffians to his court address.
Tliis is the colony to plant his knaves,
From hence he picks and culls his murdering
braves.
Here for an ensign, or lieutenant's place,
They '11 kill a judge or justice of the peace.
At his command Mac will do any thing :
He '11 bum a city, or destroy a king.
From Tiber came the advice-boat monthly home.
And brought new lessons to the duke from Rome.
Here with cursed precepts, and with counsels dire.
The godly cheat-king (would be) did inspire ;
Heaven had him chieftain of Great Britain made.
Tells him the holy church demands his aid ;
Bade him be bold, all dangers to defy,
His brother, sneaking hefetic, should die ;
A priest should do it, from whose sacred stroke
All England straight should fall beneath his yoke ;
God did renounce him, and his cause disown.
And in his stead had placed him on his throne.
From Saul the land of promise thus was rent.
And Jesse's son placed in the government.
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S*^^ THE rOEXS OF XARTELL.
The Hoi J Script arc vialicates his cstoaCj
And mooarchs are above ail boman laws.
Thus said the Scarlet Whore to her gaOaiit,
Who atrai^t designed his brother to sapplant :
Fkrads of ambirioa here his soul possessed,
Ai>d thirst of empire calentared his breast.
Hence ruin and destmctioQ had ensned.
And all the people been in hUxtd imbrued.
Had not Almi^tj Providence drawn near.
And stoi>ped his malice in his full career.
Be wise, je sons of men, tempt God no more ;
To give TOO kings in 's wrath to vex joa sore :
If a king's brother can such mischiefs bring,
Then how much greater mischiefs such a king?
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CARMINA MISCELLANEA.
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CARMINA MISCELLANEA.
ROS.
Cernis, ut Eoi descendat gemmula roris,
Inque rosas roseo transfluat orta sinu.
SolliciUi flores stant ambitione supini,
Et certant foliis pellicuisse suis.
Ilia tamen patriae lustrans fastigia sphserse,
Negligit hospitii limina picta novi,
Inque sui nitido conclusa voluminis orbe,
Exprimit aetherei, quk licet, orbis aquas.
En, ut odoratum spernat generosior ostrum,
• Yixque premat casto mollia strata pede ;
Suspicit at longis distantem obtutibus axem,
Inde et languenti lumine pendet amans,
Tiistis, et in liquidum mutata dolore dolorem,
Marcet, uti roseis Inchryma fusa genis.
Ut pavet, et motum treinit irrequieta cubile,
Et, quoties zephyri fluctuat aura, fugit !
Qualis inexpertam subeat forinido puellam,
Sicubi nocte redit incomitatti doinum,
Sic et in horridulas agitatur gutta procellas,
Dum pro virgineo cuncta pudore timet ;
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310 TIIF- POEM*
Donee obemmtem radio clemente raporet,
loque jubar reducem sol genitale tmhat.
Talis, in humano si possit fiore Tideri,
£xul obi longas mens agit nsqae moras ;
Use quoque natalis meditans cooviTia coeli,
ETertit calices, purpureoeqoe tonn ;
Fontis stilla sacri, lucis sciutilla perennis,
Non capitar Tyria veste, yapore Sabs ;
Tola sed in proprii secedens luminis arcem,
Colligit in gyros se sinoosa breves ;
Magnonunqoe sequens animo convexa deorum,
Sidereum parvo fingit in orbe globuin.
Quam bene in averse modulum contracta figurse
Oppositom mondo claodit ubique latus ;
Sed bibit in speeulum radios omata rotundum,
£t circumfuso splendet aperta die.
Qua superos spectat ratilans, obscurior infra,
Caetera dedignaus, ardet amore poli.
Subsilit, bine agili poscens diseedere motu,
Undique coelesti cincta soluta vise.
Totaque in aereos extenditur orbita cursus ;
Hinc punctim curpens, mobile stringet iter.
Hand aliter mensis exundans manna beatis
Deserto jacuit stilla gelata solo ;
Stilla gelata solo, sed solibus bausta'benignis,
Ad sua, quk cecidit, purior astra redit.
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HORTUS.
QuiSNAM adeoy mortale genus ! praecordia versat ?
Heu palmsB, laurique furor, vel simplicis herbae !
Arbor ut indpmitos ornet vix una labores,
Tempora nee foliis praecingat tota malignis ;
Dum simul implexi, tranquillae ad serta quietis,
Omnigeni coeunt flores, integraque sylva.
Alma Quies, teneo te I et te, germana Quietis,
Simplicitas ! vos ergo diu per templa, per urbes,
Quassivi, regum perque alta palatia, frustra :
Sed vos hortorum per opaca silentia, longe
Celarunt plantse virides, et concolor umbra.
O ! mihi si vestros liceat violasse recessus,
Errantly lasso, et vitae melioris anhelo,
Municipem servate novum ; votoque potitum,
Frondosae elves optate in florea regna.
Me quoque, vos Musae, et te, conscie, testor,
Apollo,
Non armenta juvant hominum, Circive boatus,
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Mugitusve Fori : ded me penetralia Veris,
Uonoresque trahant muti, et consortia sola.
Virgineai quern non suspendit gratia formae ?
Quam, candore nives vincentem, ostrumque
rubore,
Vestra tamen vindis superet (me judice) virtus ?
Nee foliis certare comae, nee brachia ramis,
Nee possint tremulos voces aequare susurros.
Ah I quoties saBvos vidi (quis credat ? ) amantes,
Sculpentes dominae potion in coitice nomen !
Nee puduit truncis inscribere vulnera sacris.
Ast ego, si vestras unquam temeravero stirpes,
Nulla Nesera, Chloe, Faustina, Corynna, legetur ;
In proprio sed quaeque libro signabitur arbos.
O charas Platanus, Cyparissus, Populus, Ulmus !
Hie Amor, exutis, crepidatus inambulat, alis,
Enerves arcus, et stridula tela reponens,
Invertitque faces, nee se cupit usque timeri ;
Aut exporrectus jacet, indormitque pharetrae ;
Non auditurus, quanquam Cytlierea vocarit.
Ncquitias referunt, nee somnia vana, priores.
Laetantur Supcri, defervescente tyi*anno,
Et licet experti toties Nympliasque Deasque,
Arbore nunc melius potiuntur quisque cupita.
Jupitur annosam, neglecta conjuge, quercum
Deperit ; baud aliu doluit sic pellice Juno.
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Lemniaciim temerant vestigia nulla cubile,
Nee Veneris Mavors meminit, si Fraxinus absit.
. Formosa) pressit Daphnes vestigia Phoebus
Ut fieret laurus ; sed nil qutesiverat uhra.
Capripes et peteret quod Pan By ringa fugaeem,
Hoc erat, ut calamum posset reperirc sonorum.
Nee tu, opifex horti, grato sine carmine abibis ;
Qui brevibus plantis, et Iseto flore, notdsti
Crescentes horas, atque intervalla diei.
Sol ibi candidior fragrantia signa pererrat;
Proque truci Tauro, stricto pro forcipe Cancri,
Securis viol^eque rosseque allabitur umbris.
Sedula quin et apis, niellito intenta labori,
liorologo, sua pcnsa thymo, signare videtur.
Temporis O suaves lapsus ! O otia sana !
O herbis digno: numerari, et floribus, horse !
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DIGNISSBfO SUO AMICO DOCTORI WITTY.
DE TKAJCaULTIOKS VULOI KRBOUUM D. PRIMKOSU.
NEMPi sic innumero succrcscunt agmine Hbri,
Sepia vix toto ut jam natet una mari.
Fortius assidui surgunt k vulnere preli ;
Quoque niagis prc^sa est, auctior liydm redit.
lieu ! quibus anticyris, quibus est sauabilis herbis,
Iniproba scribendi pestis, avanis amor !
India sola tenet tanti medicamina morbi,
Dicitur et nostris ingemuisse malis.
Utile tabacci dedit ilia miserta venenum,
Acri veratro quod meliora potest.
Jamque vides olidas libris fumare popinas,
Naribus O doctis quam pretiosus odor !
Hac ego pnecipua credo herbam dote placere,
Hinc tuus has nebulas doctor in astra veliit.
Ah ! mea quid tandem facies timidissima charta r
Exequias siticen jam parat usque tuas.
Hunc subeas librum sancti seu limen asyli,
Quern neque delebit flamma, nee ira Jovis.
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IN EUNUCHAM POETAM.
Nec sterilem te crede» licet, mulieribus exul,
Falcem virginese nequeas immittere messi,
Et nostro peccare modo. Tibi fama perenne
Praegnabit ; rapiesque novem de nionte sorores ;
Et pariet modulos echo repetita nepotes.
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IN LEGATIONEM DOMINI OUVERI ST.
JOHN, AD PROVINCIAS FOEDERATAS.
Ingeniosa viris contingunt nomina magnis,
Ut dubitcs casu vel ratione data.
Nam sors, caeca licet, tamen est prsesaga futuri ;
£t sub fatidico nomine vera premit.
Et tu, cui soli voluit respublica credi,
Foodcra seu Belgis seu nova bella feras ;
Haud frustra cecidit tibi compellatio fallax,
Ast scriptum ancipiti nomine munus erat ;
Scilicet hoc Mantis, sed Pacis, nuntius, illo :
Clavibus his Jani ierrea claustra regis.
Non opus arcanos chartis committere sensas,
Et vari& licitos condere fraude dolos.
Tu quoque si taceas, tamen est Legatio nomen,
Et velut in scytale publica verba refert.
Vultis Oliverum, Batavi, Sanctumve Johannem ?
Antiochus gyro non breviore stetit.
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DOCTOR! INGELO,
CUM DOMmO WHITLOCKB AD REOINAM SUECIiB
DELEGATO A PROTECTORE, RESIDENTI, EPISTOLA.
Quid facis, arctoi charissime transfuga cceli^
Ingele, proh sero oognite, rapte citd ?
Num satis hybernum defendis pellibus astrum,
Qui modo tain mollis, nee bene firmus, eras ? '
Quae gentes hominum, quae sit natura locorum,
Sint homines, potius die ibi sintne loca ?
Num gravis horrisono polus obruit omnia lapsu,.
Jungitur et prteceps mundus utrlique nive ?
An melius canis horrescit campus aristis,
Annuus agricolis et redit orbe labor ?
Incolit, ut fertur, ssevam gens mitior oram,
Pace vigil, bello strenua, justa foro.
Quin ibi sunt urbes, atque alta palatia regum,
Musarumque domus, et sua templa Deo.
Nam regit impeno populum Christina ferocem,.
Et dare jura potest regia virgo viris.
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Utque trabit rigidoin Magnes aqailone metalluiii,
Gaudet eain soboles ferrea spoDte sequL
Die qaantam liceat fallaci credere haaxy
Inirida nom taceat plura, sonetve loqoax.
There, in a bribed committee, they contrive
To give our birthrights to prerogative :
Give, did I say ? They sell, and sell so dear
That half each tax Danby distributes there.
Danby, 'tis fit the price so great shall be,
They sell religion, sell their liberty.
These vipers have their mother's entrails torn,
And would by force a second time be born.
They haunt the place to which you once were sent,
This ghost of a departed parliament.
Gibbets and haltei*s, countrymen, prepare,
Let none, let none their renegadoes spare.
When that day comes, we '11 part the sheep and
goats.
The spruce bribed monsieurs from the true gray
coats.
New parliaments, like manna, all tastes please,
But kept too long, our food turns our disease.
From that loathed sight, Hodge turned his weep-
ing eyes.
And London thus alarms with loyal cries :
** Though common danger does approach so nigh.
This stupid town sleeps in security.
Out of your golden dreams awake, awake,
Your all, though you see not, your all 's at
stake !
More dreadful fires approach your falling town ^
Than those which burned your stately struc- I
tures down, j
Such fatal fires as once in Smithfield shone. ''
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If then je fftaj till Edwards orders give,*
No mortal arm your safety can retrieve.
See how with golden baits the crafly Gaul
Has bribed our geese to yield the capitoL
And will ye tamely see yourselves betrayed ?
Will none stand up in our dear country's aid ?
<' Self-preservation, nature's first great law,
All the creation, except man, does awe :
'Twas in him fixed, till lying priests defaced
His heaven-bom mind, and nature's tablets
rased.
Tell me, ye forging crew, what law revealed
By God, to kings iha jus dluinum sealed?
If to do good, yeju9 divtmcm call.
It is the grand pi^erogative of all :
If to do ill, unpunished^ be their right,
Such power's not granted that great king of
night.
Man's life moves on the poles of hope and fear,
Keward and pain all ordei*s do revere.
But if your dear lord sovereign you would spare,
Admonish him in his blood-thii*sty heir.
So when the royal lion does offend,
The beaten cur*s example makes him mend. *'
This said, poor Hodge, then in a broken tone.
Cried out, "Oh Charles! thy life, thy life, thy
crown !
♦ Edwards, then lorJ-mayor.
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Ambitious James, and bloody priests conspire,
Plots, papists, murders, massacres, and fire ;
Poor Protestants ! " with that his eyes did roll,
His body fell, out fled his frighted soul.
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CLARENDON'S HOUSE-WABMING.
When Clarendon had discerned beforehand
(As the cause can easily foretell the effect)
At once three deluges threatening our land,*
'Twas the season, he thought, to turn architect
Us Mars, and Apollo, and Vulcan consume ;
While he the betrayer of England and
Flanders,
Like the kingfisher chooseth to build in the
broom,
And nestles in flames like the salamander.
But observing that mortals run oflen behind,
(So unreasonable are the rates they buy at)
His omnipotence therefore much rather designed.
How he might create a house with a fiat
He had read of Rhodope, a lady of Thrace,
Who was digged up so often ere she did marry ;
* The Dutch war, the plague, and the fire of London.
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OP MARYELL. 279
And wished that his daughter had had as much
grace,
To erect him a pyramid out of her quarry.
But then recollecting how the harper Aniphion
Made Thebes dance aloft while he fiddled and
sung.
He thought, as an instrument he was most free on,
To build with the Jew's-trump of his own tongue.
Yet a precedent fitter in Virgil he found,
Of African Poultney, and Tyrian Dide ;
That he begged for a palace so much of his
ground,*
As might carry the measure and name of a
Hyde.
Thus daily his gouty inventions him pained,
And all for to save the expenses of brickbat ;
That engine so fatal which Denham had brained.
And too much resembled this wife's chocolate.
But while these devices he all doth compare.
None solid enough seemed for his strong castor ;
He himself would not dwell in a castle of air.
Though he had built full many a one for his
master.
* The Enii of Clarendon hud a grant from Khig Charles
the Second, for a piece of ground near St. James's, to build
% house on.
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Already he had got all our money and cattle,
To buy us for slaves and purcliase our lands
What Joseph by famine, lie wrought by sea battle ;
Nay, scarce the priest's portion could 'scape
from his hands.
And hence like Pharaoh that Israel pressed
To make mortar and brick, yet allowed *em no
straw,
He cared not though Eg}'pt's ten plagues us
distressed,
So he could to build but make policy law.
The Scotch forts and Dunkirk, but that they
were sold,
He would have demolished to raise up his
walls ;
Nay e'en fi-om Tangier have sent back for the
mould,
But that he had nearer the stones of St.
Paul's. *
His woods would come in at the easier rate.
So long as the yards had a deal or a spar :
His friend in the navy would not be ingrate,
To grudge him some timber, who fi-amcd him
the war.
* There was then a design of repairing St. PauPs, which
was afterwards laid aside, and the stones intended for that,
were bought by the Lord Cl;irendon to build his house with.
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To proceed in the model, he called in his Aliens,
The two Aliens when jovial, who ply him with
gallons ;
The two Aliens who served his blind justice for
balance,
The two Aliens who served his injustice for
talons.
Thej approve it thus far, and said it was fine ;
Yet his lordship to finish it would be unable,
Unless all abroad he divulged the design,
For his house then would grow like a vegetable.
His rent would no more in arrear run to Wor'ster ;
He should dwell more noble and cheap too at
home.
While into a fabric the presents would muster ;
As by hook and by crook the world clustered
of atom.
He liked the advice and then soon it essayed,
And presents crowd headlong to give good
example.
So the bribes overlaid her that Rome once be*
trayed ;
The tribes ne'er contributed so to the temple.
Straight judges, priests, bishops, true sons of the
seal.
Sinners, governors, farmers, bankers, patentees,
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Bring in the whole mite of a year at a meal.
As the Chedder club's dairy to the incorporate
cheese.
Bulteale's, BeaVn's,* Morley's, Wren's fingers
with telling
Were shrivelled, and Clatterbuck's, Eager*^,
and Kipps' ;
Since the act of oblivion was never such selling,
As at this benevolence out of the snips.
Twas then that the chimney-contractors he smoked,
Nor would take his beloved canary in kind :
But he swore that the patent should ne'er be
revoked,
No, would the whole parliament kiss him behind.
Like Jove under ^tna o'erwhelming the giant.
For foundation the Bristol sunk in the earth's
bowel ;
And St John must now for the leads be compliant,
Or his right hand shall be cut off with a trowel.
For surveying the building, 'twas Prat did the feat ;
But for the expense he relied on Woi'stenholm,
Who sat heretofore at the king's receipt.
But received now and paid the Chancellor's
custom.
* Perhaps Beachem, a jeweller mentioned by Pepys.
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By subsidies thus both cleric and laic,
And with matter profane cemented with holy ;
He finished at last his palace mosaic,
By a model more excellent than Lesly*s folly.
And upon the terrace, to consummate all,
A lantern like Faux's, surveys the burnt
town,
And shows on the top by the regal gilt ball,
Where you are to expect the sceptre and
crown.
Fond city, its rubbish and ruins that builds,
Like vain chemists, a flower from its ashes
returning.
Your metropolis house is in St. James's fields,
And till there you remove, you shall never
leave burning.
This temple of war and of peace is the shrine.
Where this idol of state sits adored and
accursed ;
To handsel his altar and nostrils divine.
Great Buckingham's sacrifice must be the
first.
Now some (as all builders must censure abide)
Throw dust in its front, and blame situation :
And others as much reprehend his back-side.
As too narrow by far for his expatiation ;
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But do not consider how in process of times,
That for namesake he may with Hyde-Park it
enhirge,
And with that convenience he soon, for his crimes,
At Tyburn may land and spare the Tower-
barge.
Or rather how wisely his stall was built near.
Lest with di'iving too far his tallow impair ;
When like the good ox, ft>r public good-cheer.
He comes to be roasted next St. James's fair.
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UPON ins HOUSE.
Here lie the sacred bones
Of Paul beguiled of his stones :
Here lie golden briberies,
The price of ruined families ;
The cavalier's debenture wall,
Fixed on an eccentric basis :
Here 's Dunkirk-Town and Tangier- Hall,*
The Queen's marriage and all.
The Dutchman's templum pctcis. f
* Some call it Dunkirk house, intimating that it was
builded by liis share of the price of Dunkirk. Tangier was
part of Queen Catherine's portion, the match between whom
and the King he was suspected to have a hand in making.
t It was said he had money of the Dutch, to treat of a
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ON THB
LORD MAYOR, AND COURT OF ALDERMEN,
rKESEJfTVXQ THE Kli(Q AXD THE DUKE OF YOItK, E^VCH
WITH ▲ COPT OP HIS FUKKDUOI, AKNO DOM. 1674.
A BALLAD.
The Londoners gent
To the King do present,
In a booc, the City maggot ;
'Tis a thing full of weight,
That requires all the might
Of the whole Guiid-IIall team to drag it
II.
Whilst their churches unbuilt.
And their houses undwelt,
And their orphans want bread to feed 'em ;
Themselves they've bereft
Of the little wealth they 'd left,
To make an offering of their freedom.
O ye addle-brained cits !
Who henceforth, in their wits,
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OP MARVKLL. 287
Would intrust their youth to your heeding ?
When in diamonds and gold
You have him thus enrolled ?
Ye know both his friends and his breeding !
IV.
Beyond sea he began,
Where such a riot he ran,
That every-one there did leave him ;
And now he 's come o'er
Ten times worse than before,
When none but such fools would receive
him.
V.
He ne'er knew, not he,
How to serve or be free.
Though he has passed through so many adven-
tures;
But e'er since he was bound,
(That is, he was crowned)
He has every day broke his indentui*es.
VI.
He spends all his days
In running to plays,
When he ought in his shop to be poring ;
And he wastes all his nights
In his constant delights,
Of revelling, drinking, and whoring.
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VII.
Throughout Lombard-street,
Each roan he did meet,
He would i*un on the score with and borrow ;
When they asked for their own,
He was broke and was gone,
And his creditors all left to sorrow.
VIII.
Though oft bound to the peace.
Yet he never would cease
To vex his poor neighbours with quarrels ;
And when he was beat,
He still made his retreat
To his Clevelands, his Nells, and his Carwells.
Naj, his company lewd
Were twice grown so rude.
That had not fear taught him sobriety,
And the house being wcU barred.
With guard upon guard,
They 'd robbed us of all our propriety.
X.
Such a plot was laid,
Had not Ashley betrayed.
As had cancelled all former disasters ;
And your wives had been strumpets
To his highness's trumpets,
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And footboys bad all been your masters.
XI.
So many are tbe debts,
And tbe bastards be gets,
Wbicb must all be defrayed by London ;
Tbat notwitbstanding the care
Of Sir Thomas Player,
The chamber must needs be undone.
XII.
His words or his oath
Cannot bind him to troth,
And he values not credit or history ;
And though he has served through
Two 'prenticeships now,
He knows not his trade nor his mystery.
xin.
Then,. London,, rejoice*
In thy fortunate choice.
To have him made free of thy spices;
And do not mistrust,
He may once grow more just.
When he 's worn off his follies and vices.
XIV.
And what little thing
Is that which you bring
To the Duke, the kingdom's darling ?
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Ye hug it, and draw
Like ants at a straw,
Though too small for the gristle of sterling.
XV.
It is a hox of pills
To cure the Duke's ills ?
He is too far gone to begin it !
Or does your fine show
In processioning go,
With the pyx and the host within it ?
XVI.
The very first head
Of the oath you him read,
Show you all how fit he 's to govern.
When in heart, you all knew,
He ne'er was, nor '11 be, true
To his country or to his sovereign.
XVII.
And wJio, pray, could swear,
That he would forbear
To cull out the good of an alien,
Who still doth advance
The government of France
With a wife and religion Italian ?
XVIII.
And now, worshipful sirs,
Go fold up your furs.
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And Viners turn again, turn again ;
I see (whoe'er *s freed,)
You for slaves are decreed,
Until you burn again, burn agsiin.
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ON BLOOD'S STEALING THE CROWN.
When daring Blood, Lis rent to have regained,
Upon the English diadem distrained,
He chose the cassock, surcingle, and gown,
The fittest mask for one that i*obs the crown :
But his lay-pity underneath prevailed,
And whilst he saved the keeper's life he failed ;
With the priest's vestment had he but put on
The prelate's cruelty, the crown had gone.
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NOSTRADMUS' PROPHECY.
For faults and follies London's doom shall fix ;
And she must sink in flames in sixty-six.
Fire-balls shall fly, but few shall see the train,
As far as from Whitehall to Pudding-Lane,
To burn ihe city, which again shall rise,
Beyond all hopes, aspiring to the skies,
Where vengeance dwells. But there is one
thing more.
Though its walls stand, shall bring the city lower :
When legislators shall their trust betray,
Saving their own, shall give the rest away ;
And those false men, by the easy people sent^
Give taxes to the king by parliament ;
When barefaced villains shall not blush to cheat.
And chequer-doors shall shut up Lombard-street ; *
* In tho year 1672, the court resolving on a war, looked
out for money to carry it on. The method they took to get
it was this: The King had agreed with some bankers, with
whom he bad contracted a debt of near a million nn<l a half,
to assign over the revenue to them ; and he paid tliem at the
rate of eight per cent, and in some proclamations promised
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When plajers come to act the part of queens,
Within the curtains, and behind the scenes ; *
When sodomj shall be prime minister's s|)ort,
And whoring shall be the least crime at court ;
When boys shall take their sisters for their
mate,
And practise incest between seven and eight ;
When no man knows in whom to put his trust,
And e'en to rob the chequer shall be just ;
When declarations, lies, and every oath,
Shall be in use at court, but faith and troth ;
When two good kings shall be at Brentford
town.
And when in London there shall not be one ;
When the seat's given to a talking fool.
Whom wise men laugh at, and whom women rule,
A minister able only in his tongue,
To make harsh empty speeches two hours long ;
When an old Scotch covenanter shall be
The champion for the English hierarchy ; t
When bishops shall lay all religion by.
And strive by law to establish tyranny ;
he would make good all his assignments, till the whole debt
was paid; but, in order for a supply, the payments were
stopped for a your. This was a great shock to the b:inkcr> ;
for many of the nobility and gentry, who were in the sccrc,
took their money, before tlie design was publicly known, out
of the hands of their bankers.
♦ Reflecting on tlie King for taking Mrs. Gwyn from the
ttage.
t Lauderdale, who was at first a noted Dissenter.
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When a lean treasurer shall in one year
Make himself fat, his king and people hare ;
When the English prince shall Englishmen
despise,
And think French only loyal, Irish wise ;
When wooden shoon shall be the English wear,
And Magna Charta shall no more appear ; —
Then the English shall a greater tyrant know,
Than either Greek or Latin story show ;
Their wives to 's lust exposed, their wealth to 's
spoil.
With groans, to fill his treasury, they toil ;
But like the Belides must sigh in vain,
For that still filled flows out as fast again ;
Then they with envious eyes shall Belgium see,
And wish in vain Venetian liberty.
The frogs too late, grown weary of their pain.
Shall pray to Jove to take him back again.
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ROYAL RESOLUTIONS.
When plate was at pawn, and fob at an ebb.
And spider might weave in bowels its weby
And stomach as empty as brain ;
Then Charles without acre.
Did swear by his Maker,
If e'er I see England again,
I '11 have a religion all of my own,
Whether Popish or Protestant shall not be
known ;
And if it prove troublesome, I will have none.
II.
I '11 have a long parliament always to friend.
And furnish my treasure as fast as I spend,
And if they will not, they shall have an end.
m.
I '11 have a council shall sit always still.
And give me a license to do what I will ;
And two secrer-aries shall piss through a quill.
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IV.
Mj insolent brother shall bear all the sway ;
If parliaments murmur, I '11 send him away.
And call him again as soon as I may.
I *11 have a rare son, in marrying though marred,
Shall govern (if not my kingdom) my guard,
And shall be successor to me or Gerard.
VI.
I '11 have a new London instead of the old.
With wide streets and uniform to my old mould ;
But if they build too fast, I '11 bid 'em hold.
VII.
The ancient nobility I will lay by,
And new ones create their rooms to supply,
And they shall raise fortunes for my own fry.
VIII.
Some one I '11 advance from a common descent.
So high that he shall hector the parliament^
And all wholesome laws for the public prevent,
IX.
And I will assert him to such a degree
That all his foul treasons, though daring and high.
Under my hand and seal shall have indemnity.
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X.
And, whftte'er it cost me, I'll have a French
wliore,
As bold as Alice Pierce, and as fair as Jane
Shore;
And when I am weary of her, I *11 have more.
XI.
Which if anj bold commoner dare to oppose,
I '11 order my bravos to cut off his nose,*
Tliough for 't I a branch of prerogative lose.
XII.
My pimp shall be my minister premier,
My bawds call ambassadors far and near,
And my wench shall dispose of Conge d'Elire.
XIII.
I 'II wholly abandon all public affairs,
And pass all my time with buffoons and players.
And saunter to Nelly when I should be at prayers.
XIV.
I '11 have a fine pond witli a pretty decoy,
Where many strange fowl shall feed and enjoy.
And still in their language quack Vive le Roy !
* Alluding to the barbarity acted on Sir John Ck>ventry.
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A HISTORICAL POEM.
Of a tall statuiHJ, and of sable hue,
Much like the son of Kish, that lofly Jew,
Twelve years complete he suffered in exile,
And kept his father's asses all the while ;
At length, by wondeiful impulse of fate.
The people call him home to help the state,
And, what is more, they send him money too,
And clothe him all, from head to foot, anew.
Nor did he such small favours then disdain.
Who in his thirteenth year began his reign :
In a slashed doublet then he came ashore,
And dubbed poor Palmer's* wife his royal whore.
Bishops, and deans, peers, pimps, and knights, he
made ;
Things highly fitting for a monarch's trade !
With women, wine, and viands of delight,
His jolly vassals feast him day and night.
* Mrs. Palmer, aftervrnrds Duchess of Cleveland, whom
the king took from her husband.
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But the best times have ever some allay,
His* younger brother died by treachery.
Bold James survives, no dangers make him
flinch,
He marries signor Fal h's pregnant wench.
The pious mother queen, hearing her son
Was thus enamoured with a buttered bun.
And that the fleet was gone, in pomp and state,
To fetch, for Charles, the flowery Lisbon Kate,
She chants Te Deum^ and so comes away,
To wish her hopeful issue timely joy.
Her most uxorious mate she ruled of old,
Why not with easy youngsters make as bold ?
From the French court she haughty topics
brings.
Deludes their pliant nature with vain things ;
Her mischief-breeding breast did so prevail.
The new-got Flemish town was set to sale ;
For these, and Germain's sins, she founds a
church.
So slips away, and leaves us in the lurch.
Now the court-sins did every place defile,
And plagues and war fall heavy on the isle ;
Pride nourished folly, folly a delight.
With the Batavian commonwealth to fight.
But the Dutch fleet fled suddenly with fear.
Death and the duke so dreadful did appear.
* The Duke of Gloucester, third brother to the king. He
was much more loved than the Duke of York.
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The dreadful victor took his soft repose,
Scorning pursuit of such mechanic foes'.
But now York's genitals grew over hot,
With Denham's and Carnegie's infected plot.
Which, with religion so inflamed his ire.
He left the city when 'twas set on fire.
So Philip's son, inflamed with a miss,
Burned down the palace of Persepolis.
Toiled thus by Venus, he Bellona woos,
And with the Dutch a second wai* renews ;
But here his French-bred prowess proved in vain,
De Ruyter claps him in Solebay again.
This isle was well reformed, and gained renown,
Whilst the brave Tudors wore the imperial
crown :
But since the royal race of Stuarts came,
It was recoiled to popery and shame ;
Misguided monarchs, rarely wise and just.
Tainted with pride, and with impetuous lust.
Should we the Blackheath project here <v
relate, I
Or count the various blemishes of state, [
My muse would on the reader's patience grate. ^
The poor Priapus king, led by the nose,
Looks as a thing set up to scare the crows ;
Yet, in the mimics of the spinstrian sporty
Outdoes Tiberius, and his goatish court
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In* love's delights none did them e'er excel,
Not Tereus with his sister Philomel ;
As they at Athens, we ut Dover meet.
And gentlier far Uie Orleans duche^ treaL
What sad event attended on the same.
We '11 leave to the report of comoum fame.
The senate, which should headstrong princes
sUy,
Let loose tlie reins, and gave the realm away ;
With lavish bands they constant tributes give.
And annual stipends for their guilt receive ;
Ck>rrupt with gold, they wives and daughters
bring
To the black idol for an offering.
All but religious cheats might justly swear,
He true vicegerent to old Moloch were.
Priests were the first deluders of mankind.
Who with vain faith made all their reason blind ;
Not Lucifer himself more proud than they.
And yet persuade the world they must obey ;
Of avarice and luxury complain.
And practise all the vices they arraign.
♦ The king's sister, the Duchess of Orleans, was a woman
of great intrigue. In the year 1671, she and her brother mot
Ht Dover. When she returned into France, the Duke of
Orleans, who had received very strange accounts of her
behaviour in England, ordered a great dose of sublimate to
be given her in a glass of succory water, of whicli* she died
in great torment.
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Riches and honour they from laymen reap
And with dull crambo teed the silly sheep.
As Killigrew buffoons his master, they
Droll on their god, but a much duller way.
With hocus-pocus, and their heavenly fight,
They gain on tender consciences at night.
Whoever has an over-zealous wife.
Becomes the priest's Amphitryo during life.
Who would such men heaven's messengers
believe,
Who from the sacred pulpit dare deceive ?
Baal's wretched curates legerdemained it so.
And never durst their tricks above-board show.
When our first parents Paradise did grace,
The serpent was the prelate of the place ;
Fond Eve did, for this subtle tempter's sake.
From the forbidden tree the pippin take ;
His God and Lord this preacher did betray,
To have the weaker vessel made his prey.
Since death and sin did human nature blot.
The chiefest blessings Adam's chaplain got.
Thrice wretched they, who nature's laws detest.
To trace the ways fantastic of a priest.
Till native reason 's basely forced to yield.
And hosts of upstart errors gain the field.
My muse presumed a little to digress,
And touch their lioly function with my verse.
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Now to the stage again she tends direct.
And does on giant Lauderdale reflect.
This haughty oaooster, with his ugly claws.
First tempered poison to destroy our laws ;
Declares the council's edicts are beyond
The most authentic statutes of the land ;
Sets up in Scotland a la mode de France ;
Taxes, excise, and armies does advance.
This Saracen his country's freedom broke.
To bring upon their necks the heavier yoke ;
This b the savage pimp, without dispute,
First brought his mother for a prostitute ;
Of all the miscreants e*er went to hell.
This villain rampant bears away the bell.
Now must my muse deplore the nation's fate,
Like a true lover for her dying mate.
The royal evil so malignant grows.
Nothing the dire contagion can oppose.
In our weal-public scarce one thing succeeds,
For one man's weakness a whole nation bleeds
Ill-luck starts up, and thrives like evil weeds.
Let Cromwell's ghost smile with contempt, to see
Old England struggling under slavery.
His meagre highness, now he 's got astride,
Does on Britannia, as on Churchill, ride.
White-livered D calls for his swifl jackal
To hunt down 's prey, and hopes to master all.
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Clifford and Hyde before had lost the day ;
One hanged himself, and t'other ran away.
'Twas want of wit and courage made them fail,
But C ^n, and the duke, must needs
prevail.
The duke now vaunts with Popish myrmidons ;
Our fleets, our port^, our cities and our towns,
Are manned by him, or by his Holiness ;
Bold Irish ruffians to his court address.
Tliis is the colony to plant his knaves,
From hence he picks and culls his murdering
braves.
Here for an ensign, or lieutenant's place,
They '11 kill a judge or justice of the peace.
At his command Mac will do any thing :
He '11 bum a city, or destroy a king.
From Tiber came the advice-boat monthly home.
And brought new lessons to the duke from Rome.
Here with cursed precepts, and with counsels dire.
The godly cheat-king (would be) did inspire ;
Heaven had him chieftain of Great Britain made.
Tells him the holy church demands his aid ;
Bade him be bold, all dangers to defy,
His brother, sneaking hefetic, should die ;
A priest should do it, from whose sacred stroke
All England straight should fall beneath his yoke ;
God did renounce him, and his cause disown.
And in his stead had placed him on his throne.
From Saul the land of promise thus was rent.
And Jesse's son placed in the government.
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S*^^ THE rOEXS OF XARTELL.
The Hoi J Script arc vialicates his cstoaCj
And mooarchs are above ail boman laws.
Thus said the Scarlet Whore to her gaOaiit,
Who atrai^t designed his brother to sapplant :
Fkrads of ambirioa here his soul possessed,
Ai>d thirst of empire calentared his breast.
Hence ruin and destmctioQ had ensned.
And all the people been in hUxtd imbrued.
Had not Almi^tj Providence drawn near.
And stoi>ped his malice in his full career.
Be wise, je sons of men, tempt God no more ;
To give TOO kings in 's wrath to vex joa sore :
If a king's brother can such mischiefs bring,
Then how much greater mischiefs such a king?
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CARMINA MISCELLANEA.
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CARMINA MISCELLANEA.
ROS.
Cernis, ut Eoi descendat gemmula roris,
Inque rosas roseo transfluat orta sinu.
SolliciUi flores stant ambitione supini,
Et certant foliis pellicuisse suis.
Ilia tamen patriae lustrans fastigia sphserse,
Negligit hospitii limina picta novi,
Inque sui nitido conclusa voluminis orbe,
Exprimit aetherei, quk licet, orbis aquas.
En, ut odoratum spernat generosior ostrum,
• Yixque premat casto mollia strata pede ;
Suspicit at longis distantem obtutibus axem,
Inde et languenti lumine pendet amans,
Tiistis, et in liquidum mutata dolore dolorem,
Marcet, uti roseis Inchryma fusa genis.
Ut pavet, et motum treinit irrequieta cubile,
Et, quoties zephyri fluctuat aura, fugit !
Qualis inexpertam subeat forinido puellam,
Sicubi nocte redit incomitatti doinum,
Sic et in horridulas agitatur gutta procellas,
Dum pro virgineo cuncta pudore timet ;
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Donee obemmtem radio clemente raporet,
loque jubar reducem sol genitale tmhat.
Talis, in humano si possit fiore Tideri,
£xul obi longas mens agit nsqae moras ;
Use quoque natalis meditans cooviTia coeli,
ETertit calices, purpureoeqoe tonn ;
Fontis stilla sacri, lucis sciutilla perennis,
Non capitar Tyria veste, yapore Sabs ;
Tola sed in proprii secedens luminis arcem,
Colligit in gyros se sinoosa breves ;
Magnonunqoe sequens animo convexa deorum,
Sidereum parvo fingit in orbe globuin.
Quam bene in averse modulum contracta figurse
Oppositom mondo claodit ubique latus ;
Sed bibit in speeulum radios omata rotundum,
£t circumfuso splendet aperta die.
Qua superos spectat ratilans, obscurior infra,
Caetera dedignaus, ardet amore poli.
Subsilit, bine agili poscens diseedere motu,
Undique coelesti cincta soluta vise.
Totaque in aereos extenditur orbita cursus ;
Hinc punctim curpens, mobile stringet iter.
Hand aliter mensis exundans manna beatis
Deserto jacuit stilla gelata solo ;
Stilla gelata solo, sed solibus bausta'benignis,
Ad sua, quk cecidit, purior astra redit.
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HORTUS.
QuiSNAM adeoy mortale genus ! praecordia versat ?
Heu palmsB, laurique furor, vel simplicis herbae !
Arbor ut indpmitos ornet vix una labores,
Tempora nee foliis praecingat tota malignis ;
Dum simul implexi, tranquillae ad serta quietis,
Omnigeni coeunt flores, integraque sylva.
Alma Quies, teneo te I et te, germana Quietis,
Simplicitas ! vos ergo diu per templa, per urbes,
Quassivi, regum perque alta palatia, frustra :
Sed vos hortorum per opaca silentia, longe
Celarunt plantse virides, et concolor umbra.
O ! mihi si vestros liceat violasse recessus,
Errantly lasso, et vitae melioris anhelo,
Municipem servate novum ; votoque potitum,
Frondosae elves optate in florea regna.
Me quoque, vos Musae, et te, conscie, testor,
Apollo,
Non armenta juvant hominum, Circive boatus,
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Mugitusve Fori : ded me penetralia Veris,
Uonoresque trahant muti, et consortia sola.
Virgineai quern non suspendit gratia formae ?
Quam, candore nives vincentem, ostrumque
rubore,
Vestra tamen vindis superet (me judice) virtus ?
Nee foliis certare comae, nee brachia ramis,
Nee possint tremulos voces aequare susurros.
Ah I quoties saBvos vidi (quis credat ? ) amantes,
Sculpentes dominae potion in coitice nomen !
Nee puduit truncis inscribere vulnera sacris.
Ast ego, si vestras unquam temeravero stirpes,
Nulla Nesera, Chloe, Faustina, Corynna, legetur ;
In proprio sed quaeque libro signabitur arbos.
O charas Platanus, Cyparissus, Populus, Ulmus !
Hie Amor, exutis, crepidatus inambulat, alis,
Enerves arcus, et stridula tela reponens,
Invertitque faces, nee se cupit usque timeri ;
Aut exporrectus jacet, indormitque pharetrae ;
Non auditurus, quanquam Cytlierea vocarit.
Ncquitias referunt, nee somnia vana, priores.
Laetantur Supcri, defervescente tyi*anno,
Et licet experti toties Nympliasque Deasque,
Arbore nunc melius potiuntur quisque cupita.
Jupitur annosam, neglecta conjuge, quercum
Deperit ; baud aliu doluit sic pellice Juno.
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Lemniaciim temerant vestigia nulla cubile,
Nee Veneris Mavors meminit, si Fraxinus absit.
. Formosa) pressit Daphnes vestigia Phoebus
Ut fieret laurus ; sed nil qutesiverat uhra.
Capripes et peteret quod Pan By ringa fugaeem,
Hoc erat, ut calamum posset reperirc sonorum.
Nee tu, opifex horti, grato sine carmine abibis ;
Qui brevibus plantis, et Iseto flore, notdsti
Crescentes horas, atque intervalla diei.
Sol ibi candidior fragrantia signa pererrat;
Proque truci Tauro, stricto pro forcipe Cancri,
Securis viol^eque rosseque allabitur umbris.
Sedula quin et apis, niellito intenta labori,
liorologo, sua pcnsa thymo, signare videtur.
Temporis O suaves lapsus ! O otia sana !
O herbis digno: numerari, et floribus, horse !
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DIGNISSBfO SUO AMICO DOCTORI WITTY.
DE TKAJCaULTIOKS VULOI KRBOUUM D. PRIMKOSU.
NEMPi sic innumero succrcscunt agmine Hbri,
Sepia vix toto ut jam natet una mari.
Fortius assidui surgunt k vulnere preli ;
Quoque niagis prc^sa est, auctior liydm redit.
lieu ! quibus anticyris, quibus est sauabilis herbis,
Iniproba scribendi pestis, avanis amor !
India sola tenet tanti medicamina morbi,
Dicitur et nostris ingemuisse malis.
Utile tabacci dedit ilia miserta venenum,
Acri veratro quod meliora potest.
Jamque vides olidas libris fumare popinas,
Naribus O doctis quam pretiosus odor !
Hac ego pnecipua credo herbam dote placere,
Hinc tuus has nebulas doctor in astra veliit.
Ah ! mea quid tandem facies timidissima charta r
Exequias siticen jam parat usque tuas.
Hunc subeas librum sancti seu limen asyli,
Quern neque delebit flamma, nee ira Jovis.
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IN EUNUCHAM POETAM.
Nec sterilem te crede» licet, mulieribus exul,
Falcem virginese nequeas immittere messi,
Et nostro peccare modo. Tibi fama perenne
Praegnabit ; rapiesque novem de nionte sorores ;
Et pariet modulos echo repetita nepotes.
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IN LEGATIONEM DOMINI OUVERI ST.
JOHN, AD PROVINCIAS FOEDERATAS.
Ingeniosa viris contingunt nomina magnis,
Ut dubitcs casu vel ratione data.
Nam sors, caeca licet, tamen est prsesaga futuri ;
£t sub fatidico nomine vera premit.
Et tu, cui soli voluit respublica credi,
Foodcra seu Belgis seu nova bella feras ;
Haud frustra cecidit tibi compellatio fallax,
Ast scriptum ancipiti nomine munus erat ;
Scilicet hoc Mantis, sed Pacis, nuntius, illo :
Clavibus his Jani ierrea claustra regis.
Non opus arcanos chartis committere sensas,
Et vari& licitos condere fraude dolos.
Tu quoque si taceas, tamen est Legatio nomen,
Et velut in scytale publica verba refert.
Vultis Oliverum, Batavi, Sanctumve Johannem ?
Antiochus gyro non breviore stetit.
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DOCTOR! INGELO,
CUM DOMmO WHITLOCKB AD REOINAM SUECIiB
DELEGATO A PROTECTORE, RESIDENTI, EPISTOLA.
Quid facis, arctoi charissime transfuga cceli^
Ingele, proh sero oognite, rapte citd ?
Num satis hybernum defendis pellibus astrum,
Qui modo tain mollis, nee bene firmus, eras ? '
Quae gentes hominum, quae sit natura locorum,
Sint homines, potius die ibi sintne loca ?
Num gravis horrisono polus obruit omnia lapsu,.
Jungitur et prteceps mundus utrlique nive ?
An melius canis horrescit campus aristis,
Annuus agricolis et redit orbe labor ?
Incolit, ut fertur, ssevam gens mitior oram,
Pace vigil, bello strenua, justa foro.
Quin ibi sunt urbes, atque alta palatia regum,
Musarumque domus, et sua templa Deo.
Nam regit impeno populum Christina ferocem,.
Et dare jura potest regia virgo viris.
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Utque trabit rigidoin Magnes aqailone metalluiii,
Gaudet eain soboles ferrea spoDte sequL
Die qaantam liceat fallaci credere haaxy
Inirida nom taceat plura, sonetve loqoax.
