No More Learning

THE MAN
WITHOUT QUALITIES
PART I
A SORT OF INTRODUCTION
1
FROM WHICH, REMARKABLY ENOUGH, NOTHING DEVELOPS
A barometric low hung over the Atlantic. It moved eastward toward a high-pressure area over Russia without as. yet showing any inclina- tion to bypass this high in a northerly direction. The isotherms and isotheres were functioning as they should. The air temperature was appropriate relative to the annual mean temperature and to the ape- riodic monthly fluctuations of the temperature. The rising and set- ting of the sun, the moon, the phases of the moon, of Venus, of the rings of Saturn, and many other significant phenomena were all in accordance with the forecasts in the astronomical yearbooks. The water vapor in the air was at its maximal state of tension, while the humidity was minimal. In a word that characterizes·the facts fairly accurately, even if it is a bit old-fashioned: It was a fine day in August 1913.
Automobiles shot out of deep, narrow streets into the shallows of bright squares. Dark clusters ofpedestrians formed cloudlike strings. Where more powerful lines of speed cut across their casual haste they clotted up, then trickled on faster and, after a few oscillations, resumed their steady rhythm. Hundreds of noises wove themselves into a wiry texture of sound with barbs protruding here and there, smart edges running along it and subsiding again, with clear notes splintering off and dissipating. By this noise alone, whose special quality cannot be captured in words, a man returning after years of absence would have been able to tell with his eyes shut that he was back in the Imperial Capital and Royal City of Vienna. Cities, like p~ople, can be recognized by their walk. Opening his eyes, he would know the place by the rhythm ofmovement in the streets long before he caught any characteristic detail. It would not matter even if he only imagined that he could do this. We overestimate the importance
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ofknowing where we are because in nomadic times it was essential to recognize the tribal feeding grounds. Why are we satisfied to speak vaguely of a red nose, without specifYing what shade of red, even though degrees of red can be stated precisely to the micromillimeter of a wavelength, while with something so infinitely more compli- cated as what city one happens to be in, we always insist on knowing
it exactly? It merely distracts us from more important concerns.
So let us not place any particular value on the city's name. Like all big cities it was made up of irregularity, change, forward spurts, fail- ures to keep step, collisions of objects and interests, punc~ated by unfathomable silences; m~de up of pathways and untrodden ways, of one great rhythmic beat as well as the chronic discord and mutual displacement of all its contending rhythms. All in all, it was like a boiling bubble inside a pot made of the durable stuff of buildings,
laws, regulations, and historical traditions.
The two people who were walking up one of its wide, bustling ave-
nues naturally were not thinking along these lines. They clearly be- longed to a privileged social class, with their distinguished bearing, style of dress, and conversation, the initials of their names embroi- dered on their underwear, and just as discreetly, which is to say not for outward show but in the fine underwear of their minds, they knew who they were and that they belonged in a European capital city and imperial residence. Their names might have been Er- melinda. Tuzzi and Amheim-but then, they couldn't be, because in August Frau Tuzzi was still in Bad Aussee with her husband and Dr. Amheim was still in Constantinople; so we are left to wonder who they were. People who take a lively interest in what goes on often wonder about such puzzling sights on the street, but they soon forget them again, unless they happen to remember during their next few steps where they have seen those other two before. The pair now came to a sudden stop when they saw a rapidly gathering crowd in front of them. Just. a moment earlier something there had broken ranks; falling sideways with a crash, something had spun around and come to a skidding halt-a heavy truck, as it turned out, which had braked so sharply that it was now stranded with one wheel on the curb. Like bees clustering around the entrance to their hive people had instantly surrounded a small spot on the pavement, which they left open in their midst. In it stood the truck driver, gray as packing
paper, clumsily waving his arms as he tried to explain the accident. The glances of the newcomers turned to him, then warily dropped to the bottom of the hole where a man who lay there as if dead had been bedded against the curb. It was by his own carelessness that he had come to grief, as everyone agreed. People took turns kneeling beside him, vaguely wanting to help; unbuttoning his jacket, then closing it again; trying to prop him up, then laying him down again. They were really only marking time while waiting for the ambulance to bring someone who would know what to do and have the right to do it.
The lady and her companion had also come close enough to see something of the victim over the heads and bowed backs. Then they stepped back and stood there, hesitating. The lady had a queasy feel- ing in the pit of her stomach, which she credited to compassion, al- though she mainly felt. irresolute and helpless. After a while the gentleman said: "The brakes on these heavy trucks take too long to come to a full stop. " This datum gave the lady some relief, and she thanked him with an appreciative glance. She did not really under- stand, or care to understand, the technology involved, as long as his explanation helped put this ghastly incident into perspective by re- ducing it to a technicality of no direct personal concern to her. Now. the siren of an approaching ambulance could be heard. The speed with which it was coming to the rescue filled all the bystanders with satisfaction: how admirably society was functioning! The victim was lifted onto a stretcher and both together were then slid into the am- bulance. Men in a sort of uniform were attending to him, and the inside of the vehicle, or what one could see of it, looked as clean and tidy as a hospital ward. People dispersed almost as if justified in feeling that they had just witnessed something entirely lawful and orderly.
"According to American statistics," the gentleman said, "one hun- dred ninety thousand people are killed there every year by cars ~d four hundred fifty thousand are injured. "
"Do you think he's dead? " his companion asked, still on the unjus- tified assumption that she had experienced something unusual.
"I expect he's alive," he answered, "judging by the way they lifted him into the ambulance. "
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6
. 2
HOUSE AND HOME OF
THE MAN WITHOUT QUALITIES
The street where this little mishap had occurred was one of those long, winding rivers of traffic radiating outward from the heart of the city to flow through its surrounding districts and empty into the sub- urbs. Had the distinguished couple followed its course a little longer, they would have come upon a sight that would certainly have pleased them: an old garden, still retaining some of its eighteenth- or even seventeenth-century character, with wrought-iron railings through which one could glimpse, in passing, through the trees on a well- clippedlawn,asortoflittlechateauwithshortwings, ahuntinglodge or rococo love nest of times past. More specifically, it was basically seventeenth-century, while the park and the upper story showed an eighteenth-century influence and the fa~de had been restored and somewhat spoiled in the nineteenth century, so that the whole had something blurred about it, like a double-exposed photograph. But the general effect was such that people invariably stopped and said: "Oh! " When this dainty little white gem of a house had its windows open one could see inside the elegant serenity of a scholar's study with book-lined walls.
This dwelling and this house belonged to the man without quali- ties.
He was standing behind a window gazing through the fine green filter of the garden air to the brownish street beyond, and for the last ten minutes he had been ticking off on his stopwatch the passing cars, trucks, trolleys, arid pedestrians, whose faces were washed out by the distance, timing everything whirling past that he could catch in the net of his eye. He was gauging their speeds, their angles, all the living forces of mass hurtling past that drew the eye to follow them like lightning, holding on, letting go, forcing the attention for a split second to resist, to snap, to leap in pursuit of the next item . . . t}len, after doing the arithmetic in his head for a while, he slipped the
watch back into his pocket with a laugh and decided to stop all this nonsense.
If all those leaps of attention, flexings of eye muscles, fluctuations of the psyche, if all the effort it takes for a man just to hold himself upright within the flow of traffic on a busy street could be measured, he thought-as he toyed with calculating the incalculable-the grand total would surely dwarf the energy needed by Atlas to hold up the world, and one could then estimate the enormous undertaking it is nowadays merely to be a person who does nothing at all. At the moment, the man without qualities was just such a person.
And what of a m~ who does do something?
There are two ways to look at it, he decided:
A man going quietly about his business all day long expends far
more muscular energy than an athlete who lifts a huge weight once a day. This has been proved physiologically, and so the social sum total of everybody's little everyday efforts, especially when added to- gether, doubtless releases far more energy into the world than do rare heroic feats. This total even makes the single heroic feat look positively minuscule, like a grain of sand on a mountaintop with a megalomaniacal sense of its own importance. This thought pleased him.
But it must be added that it did not please him because he liked a solid middle-class life; on the contrary, he was merely taking a per- verse pleasure in thwarting his own inclinations, which had once taken him in quite another direction. What ifit is precisely the philis- tine who is alive with intimations of a colossally new, collective, ant- like heroism? It will be called a rationalized heroism, and greatly admired. At this point, who can tell? There were at that time hun- dreds of such open questions of the greatest importance, hovering in the air and burning underfoot. Time was on the move. People not yet hom in those days will find it hard to believe, but even then time was racing along like a cavalry, camel, just like today. But nobody knew where time was headed. And it was not always clear what was up or down, whatwas going forward or backward.
"No matter what you do," the man without qualities thought with a shrug, "within this mare's nest offorces at work, it doesn't make the slightest difference! " He turned away like a man who has learned to resign himself-indeed, almost like a sick man who shrinks from
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every strong physical contact; yet in crossing the adjacent dressing room he hit a punching bag that was hanging there a hard, sudden blow that seemed not exactly in keeping with moods of resignation or conditions of weakness.
3
EVEN A MAN WITHOUT QUALITIES HAS A FATHER WITH QUALITIES
When the man without qualities had returned from abroad some- time before, it was a certain exuberance as well as his loathing for the usual kind of apartment that led him to rent the little chateau, a for- mer summer house outside the city gates that had lost its vocation when it was engulfed by the spreading city and had finally become no more than a run-down, untenanted piece of real estate waiting for its value to go up. The rent was correspondingly low, but to get every- thing repaired and brought up to modem standards had cost an unexpectedly large sum. It had become an adventure that resulted in driving him to ask his father for help-by no m~ans pleasant for a man who cherishes his independenc;e. He was thirty-two, his father sixty-nine.
The old gentleman was aghast. N<,>t really on account of the sur- prise attack, though that entered into it because he detested rash conduct; nor did he mind the contribution levied on him, as he basi- cally approved of his son's announcing an interest in domesticity and putting his life in order. But to take on a house that had to be called a chateau, even if only in the diminutive, affronted his sense of propri- ety and worried him as a baleful tempting of fate.
He himself had started out as a tutor in the houses of the high aristocracy while still working for his degree, and he had continued tutoring even as a young law clerk-not really from necessity, for his father was quite well off. But those carefully nurtured connections
paid off later on when he became a university lecturer and law pro- fessor, and they led to his gradually rising to become the legal adviser . to almost all the feudal nobility in the country, although by this time he had no need of a professional sideline at all. Even long after the fortune he had made could stand comparison with the dowry brought him by his wife-the daughter of a powerful indushial fam- ily in the Rhineland, his son's mother, who had died all too soon--:-he never allowed these connections, formed in his youth and strength- ened in his prime, to lapse. Even after retiring from his practice, ex- cept for the occasional special consultation at a high fee, the old scholar who had achieved distinction made a careful catalog of every event concerning his circle of former patrons, extended with great precision from fathers to sons to grandsons. No honor, wedding, birthday, or name day passed without a letter of congratulation from him, always a subtle blend of perfectly measured deference and shared reminiscence. He received just as promptly in return brief letters of acknowledgment, which thanked the dear friend and es- teemed scholar. So his son was aware, from boyhood on, of the aris- tocratic knack for meting out almost unconsciously and with unfailing condescension the exact degree of affability called for, and Ulrich had always been irritated by the subservience of a man who was, after all, a member of the intellectual aristocracy toward the owners of horses, fields, and traditions. If his father was insensitive on this point, it was not because ofany calculation; it had been a nat- ural instinct for him to build a great career in this way, so that he became not only a professor and a member of academies and many learned and official committees but was also made a Knight, and then a Commander, the recipient of the Grand Cross of various high orders. His Majesty finally raised him to the hereditary nobility, hav- ing already previously named him to membership in the House of Lords. There the distinguished man joined the liberal wing, which sometimes opposed the leading peers; yet none of his noble patrons seemed to mind or even to wonder at this; they had never regarded him as anything but the personified spirit of the rising middle class. The old gentleman participated keenly in the technical work of legis- lation, and even if a controversial issue had him voting on the liberal side the other side bore him no grudge; their sense of the matter was, rather, that he had not been invited to join them. What he did in
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politics was no different from what he had always done: combine his . superior knowledge-which sometimes entailed working toward a gentle improvement of conditions-with the demonstration that his personal loyalty was always to be relied upon; and so he had risen quite unchanged, as his son maintained, from the role of tutor to the
upper class to that of tutor to the Upper House.
When he learned about his son's acquisition of the chateau it
struck him as a transgression against limits . all the more sacred for not being legally defmed, and he rebuked his son even more bitterly than on the many previous occasions he had found it necessary to do so, almost in terms ofprophesying a bad end ofwhich this purchase was the beginning. The basic premise of his life was affronted. As with many men who achieve distinction, this feeling was far from self- serving but consisted in a deep love of the general good above per- sonal advantage-in other words, he sincerely venerated the state of affairs that had served him so well, not because it was to his advan- tage, but because he was in harmony and coexistent with it, and on general principles. This is a point of great importance: even a pedi- greed dog searches out his place under the dining table, regardless of kicks, not because of canine abjection but out of loyalty and faith; and even coldly cal~ulatingpeople do not succeed half so well in life as those with properly blended temperaments who are capable of deep feeling for those persons and conditions that happen tQ serve their own interests.
4
IF THERE IS A SENSE OF REALITY' THERE MUST ALSO BE A SENSE OF POSSIBILITY
To pass freely through open doors, it is necessary to respect the fact that they have solid frames. This principle, by which the old profes- sor had always lived, is simply a requisite of the sense of reality. But if
there is a sense of reality, and no one will doubt that it has its justifi- cation for existing, then there must also be something we can call a sense of possibility.
Whoever ·has it does not say, for instance: Here this or that has happened, will happen, must happen; but he invents: Here this or that might, could, or ought to happen. If he is told that something is the way it is, he will think: Well, it could probably just as well be otherwise. So the sense ofpossibility could be defined outright as the ability to conceive of everything there might be just as well, and to attach no more importance to what is than to what is not. The conse- quences ofso creative a disposition can be remarkable, and may, re- grettably, often make what people admire seem wrong, and what is taboo permissible, or, also, make both a matter of indifference. Such possibilists are said to inhabit a more delicate medium, a hazy me- dium of mist, fantasy, daydreams, and the subjunctive mood. Children who show this tendency are dealt with firmly and warned that such persons are cranks, dreamers, weaklings, know-it-ails, or troublemakers.
Such fools are also called idealists by those who wish to praise them. But all this clearly applies only to their weak subspecies, those who cannot comprehend reality or who, in their melancholic condi- tion, avoid it. These are people in whom the lack of a sense of reality is a real deficiency. But the possible includes not only the fantasies of people with weak nerves but also the as yet unawakened intentions of God. A possible experience or truth is not the same as an actual experience or truth minus its "reality value" but has-according to its partisans, at least-something quite divine about it, a fire, a soar- ing, a readiness to build and a conscious utopianism that does not shrink from reality but sees it as a project, something yet to be in- vented. After all, the earth is not that old, and was apparently never so ready as now to give birth to its full potential.
To try to readily distinguish the realists from the possibilists, just think of a specific sum of money. Whatever possibilities inhere in, say, a thousand dollars are surely there independently of their be- longing or not belonging to someone; that the money belongs to a Mr. MeoraMr. Theeaddsnomoretoitthanitwouldtoaroseora woman. But a fool will tuck the money away in his sack, say the real- ists, while a capable man will make it work for him. Even the beauty
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of a woman is undeniably enhanced or diminished by the man who possesses her. It is reality that awakens possibilities, and nothing would be more perverse than to deny it. Even so, it will always be the same possibilities, in sum or on the average, that go on repeating themselves until a man comes along who does not value the. actuality above the idea. It is he who first gives the new possibilities their meaning,' their direction, and he awakens them.
But such a man is far from being a simple proposition. Since his ideas, to the extent that they are not idle fantasies, are nothing but realities as yet unborn, he, too, naturally has a sense of reality; but it is a sense ofpossible reality, and arrives at its goal much more slowly than most people's sense oftheir real possibilities. He wants the for- est, as it were, and the others the trees, and forest is hard to define, while trees represent so many cords of wood of a definable quality. Putting it another and perh,aps better way, the man with an ordinary sense of reality is like a fish that nibbles at the hook but is unaware of the line, while the man with that sense of reality which can also be called a sense ofpossibility trawls a line through the water and has no idea whether there's any bait on it. His extraordinary indifference to the life snapping at the bait is matched by the risk he runs of doing utterly eccentric things. An impractical man-which he not only seems to be, but really is-will always be unreliable and unpredict- able in his dealings with others. He will engage in actions that mean something else to him than to others, but he is at peace with himself about everything as long as he can make it all come together in a fine idea. Today he is still far from being consistent. He is quite capa'Qle of regarding a crime that brings harm to another person merely as a lapse to be blamed not on the criminal but on the society that pro- duced the criminal. But it remains doubtful whether he would ac- cept a slap in the face with the same detachment, or take it impersonally as one takes the bite of a dog. The chances are that he would first hit back and then on reflection decide that he shouldn't have. Moreover, if someone were to take away his beloved, it is most unlikely that he would today be quite ready to discount the reality of his loss and find compensation in some surprising new reaction. At present this development still has some way to go and affects the in- dividual person as a ~eakness as much as a strength.
And since the possession of qualities assumes a certain pleasure in their reality, we can see how a man who cannot summon up a sense of reality even in relation to himself may suddenly, one day, come to see himself as a man without qualities.
5
ULRICH
The man without qualities whose story is being told here was called Ulrich, and Ulrich~his family name must be suppressed out of con- sideration for his father-had already given proof of his disposition while still on the borderline between childhood and adolescence, in a class paper on a patriotic theme. Patriotism in Austria was quite a special subject. Germ~ children simply learned to despise the wars sacred to Austrian children, and were taught to believe that French children, whose forebears were all decadent lechers, would tum tail by the thousands at the approach of a German soldier with a big beard. Exactly the same ideas, with roles reversed and other desir- able adjustments, were taught to French, English, and Russian chil- dren, who also had often been on the winning side. Children are, of course, show-offs, love to play cops and robbers, and are naturally inclined to regard the X family on Y Street as the greatest family in the world ifit happens to be their own. So patriotism comes easily to children. But in Austria, the situation was slightly more complicated. For although the Austrians had of course also won all the wars in their history, after most of them they had had to give something up.
This was food for thought, and Ulrich wrote in his essay on love of country that anyone who really loved his country must never regard it as the best country in the world. Then, in a flash ofinspiration that seemed to him especially fine, although he was more dazzled by its splendor than he was clear about its implications, he added to this
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dubious statement asecond, that God Himself probably preferred to speak of His world in the subjunctive of possibility (hie dtxerit quis- piam-"here someone might object that . . . "),for God creates the world and thinks while He is at it that it could just as well be done differently. Ulrich gloried in this sentence, but he must not have ex- pressed himselfclearly enough, because it caused a great uproar and nearly got him expelled from school, although nothing happened be- cause the authorities could not make up their minds whether to re- gard his brazen remark as calumny against the Fatherland or as blasphemy against God. At the time, he was attending the Theresia- num, that select school for the sons ofthe aristocracy and gentry that supplied the noblest pillars ofthe state. His father, furious at the hu- miliation brought upon him by this unrecognizable chip off the old block, pa~ked him off abroad to a Belgian town nobody had ever heard of, where a small, inexpensive private school run on shrewd and efficient business lines did a roaring trade in black sheep. There Ulrich learned to give his disdain for other people's ideals interna- tional scope.
Since that time sixteen or seventeen years had passed, as the clouds drift across the sky. Ulrich neither r~gretted them nor was proud of them; he simply looked back at them in his thirty-second year with astonishment. He had me3J1while been here and there, in- cluding brief spells at home, and engaged in this or that worthwhile or futile endeavor. It has already been mentioned that he was a mathematician, and nothing more need be said of that. for the mo- ment; in every profession followed not for money but for love there comes a moment when the advancing years seem to lead to a void. After this moment had lasted for some time, Ulrich remembered that a man's native country is supposed to have the mysterious power of making the mind take root and thrive in its true soil, and so he settled there with the feeling of a hiker who sits down on a bench for eternity, but with the thought that he will be getting up again immediately.
When he set about putting his house in order, as the Bible has it, it turned out to be the experience he had actually been waiting for. He had got himself into the pleasant position of having to restore his run-down little property from scratch. He was free to follow any principle, from the stylistically pure to total recklessness, free to
choose any style from the Assyrians to cubism. What should he choose? Modern man is born in a hospital and dies in a hospital, so he should make his home like a clinic. So claimed a leading architect of the moment; ·and another reformer of interior decoration ad- vocated movable partitions in homes instead of fixed walls so that people would learn to trust their housemates instead of shutting themselves off from one another. Time was making a fresh start just then (it does so all the time), and a new time needs a new style. Luck- ily for Ulrich, the little chateau already had three styles superim- posed on one another, setting limits on what he could do to meet a11 these new demands. Yet he felt quite shaken by the responsibility of having the opportunity to renovate a house, what with the threat hov- ering over his head of "Show me how you live and I will tell you who you arel"-which he had read repeatedly in art magazines. After in- tensive study of these periodicals he decided that he had best take the extension of his personality into his own hands, and began to de- sign his future furniture himself. But no sooner had he come up with an impressively massive form than it occurred to him that something spare, and strictly functional, could just as easily be put in its place; and when he had sketched a form of reinforced concrete that looked emaciated by its own strength, he was reminded of the thin, vernal lines of a thirteen-year-old girl's body and drifted off into a reverie instead of making up his mind.
He was in that familiar state-not that the occasion mattered too seriously to h i m - o f incoherent ideas spreading outward without a center, so characteristicofthe present, and whose strange arithmetic adds up to a random proliferation of numbers without forming a unit. Finally he dreamed up only impracticable rooms, revolving rooms, kaleidoscopic interiors, adjustable scenery for the soul, and his ideas grew steadily more devoid of content. He had now finally reached the point to which he had been drawn all along. His father would have put it something like this: "Give a fellow a totally free hand and he will soon run his head into a wall out of sheer confu- sion. " Or this: "A man who can have anything he wants will soon be at a loss as to what to wish for. " Ulrich repeated these sayings to him- selfwith great enjoyment. Their hoary wisdom appeared to him as an extraordinary new thought. For a man's possibilities, plans, and feel- ings must first be hedged in by prejudices, traditions, obstacles, and
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barriers of all sorts, like a lunatic in his straitjacket, and only then can whatever he is capable ofdoing have perhaps some value, substance, and staying power. Here, in fact, was an idea with incalculable impli- cations. Now the man without qualities, who had come back to his own country, took the second step toward letting himself be shaped by the outward circumstances oflife: at this point"in his deliberations he simply left the furnishing of his house to the genius of his suppli- ers, secure in the knowledge that he could safely leave'the traditions, prejudices, and limitations to them. All he did himself was to touch up the earlier lines, the dark antlers under the white vaultings of the little hall, the formal ceiling in the salon, and whatever else that seemed to him useful and convenient. ·
When it was all done he could shake his head and wonder: "Is this the life that is going to be mine? " What he possessed was a charming little palace; ~me must almost call it that because it was exactly the way one imagines such places, a tasteful residence for a resident as conceived by furniture dealers, carpet sellers, and interior decorators who were leaders in their fields. All that was missing was for this· chamiing clockwork to be wound up, for then carriages bringing high dignitaries and noble ladies would come rolling up the driveway, and footmen would leap from their running boards to ask, looking Ulrich over dubiously: "Where is your master, my good man? "
He had returned from the moon and had promptly installed him- self on the moon again.
6
LEONA, OR A CHANGE IN VIEWPOINT
Once a man has put his house in order it is time to go courting. Ul- rich's girlfriend in those days was a chanteuse in a small cabaret who went by the name of Leontine.
N<,>t really on account of the sur- prise attack, though that entered into it because he detested rash conduct; nor did he mind the contribution levied on him, as he basi- cally approved of his son's announcing an interest in domesticity and putting his life in order. But to take on a house that had to be called a chateau, even if only in the diminutive, affronted his sense of propri- ety and worried him as a baleful tempting of fate.
He himself had started out as a tutor in the houses of the high aristocracy while still working for his degree, and he had continued tutoring even as a young law clerk-not really from necessity, for his father was quite well off. But those carefully nurtured connections
paid off later on when he became a university lecturer and law pro- fessor, and they led to his gradually rising to become the legal adviser . to almost all the feudal nobility in the country, although by this time he had no need of a professional sideline at all. Even long after the fortune he had made could stand comparison with the dowry brought him by his wife-the daughter of a powerful indushial fam- ily in the Rhineland, his son's mother, who had died all too soon--:-he never allowed these connections, formed in his youth and strength- ened in his prime, to lapse. Even after retiring from his practice, ex- cept for the occasional special consultation at a high fee, the old scholar who had achieved distinction made a careful catalog of every event concerning his circle of former patrons, extended with great precision from fathers to sons to grandsons. No honor, wedding, birthday, or name day passed without a letter of congratulation from him, always a subtle blend of perfectly measured deference and shared reminiscence. He received just as promptly in return brief letters of acknowledgment, which thanked the dear friend and es- teemed scholar. So his son was aware, from boyhood on, of the aris- tocratic knack for meting out almost unconsciously and with unfailing condescension the exact degree of affability called for, and Ulrich had always been irritated by the subservience of a man who was, after all, a member of the intellectual aristocracy toward the owners of horses, fields, and traditions. If his father was insensitive on this point, it was not because ofany calculation; it had been a nat- ural instinct for him to build a great career in this way, so that he became not only a professor and a member of academies and many learned and official committees but was also made a Knight, and then a Commander, the recipient of the Grand Cross of various high orders. His Majesty finally raised him to the hereditary nobility, hav- ing already previously named him to membership in the House of Lords. There the distinguished man joined the liberal wing, which sometimes opposed the leading peers; yet none of his noble patrons seemed to mind or even to wonder at this; they had never regarded him as anything but the personified spirit of the rising middle class. The old gentleman participated keenly in the technical work of legis- lation, and even if a controversial issue had him voting on the liberal side the other side bore him no grudge; their sense of the matter was, rather, that he had not been invited to join them. What he did in
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politics was no different from what he had always done: combine his . superior knowledge-which sometimes entailed working toward a gentle improvement of conditions-with the demonstration that his personal loyalty was always to be relied upon; and so he had risen quite unchanged, as his son maintained, from the role of tutor to the
upper class to that of tutor to the Upper House.
When he learned about his son's acquisition of the chateau it
struck him as a transgression against limits . all the more sacred for not being legally defmed, and he rebuked his son even more bitterly than on the many previous occasions he had found it necessary to do so, almost in terms ofprophesying a bad end ofwhich this purchase was the beginning. The basic premise of his life was affronted. As with many men who achieve distinction, this feeling was far from self- serving but consisted in a deep love of the general good above per- sonal advantage-in other words, he sincerely venerated the state of affairs that had served him so well, not because it was to his advan- tage, but because he was in harmony and coexistent with it, and on general principles. This is a point of great importance: even a pedi- greed dog searches out his place under the dining table, regardless of kicks, not because of canine abjection but out of loyalty and faith; and even coldly cal~ulatingpeople do not succeed half so well in life as those with properly blended temperaments who are capable of deep feeling for those persons and conditions that happen tQ serve their own interests.
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IF THERE IS A SENSE OF REALITY' THERE MUST ALSO BE A SENSE OF POSSIBILITY
To pass freely through open doors, it is necessary to respect the fact that they have solid frames. This principle, by which the old profes- sor had always lived, is simply a requisite of the sense of reality. But if
there is a sense of reality, and no one will doubt that it has its justifi- cation for existing, then there must also be something we can call a sense of possibility.
Whoever ·has it does not say, for instance: Here this or that has happened, will happen, must happen; but he invents: Here this or that might, could, or ought to happen. If he is told that something is the way it is, he will think: Well, it could probably just as well be otherwise. So the sense ofpossibility could be defined outright as the ability to conceive of everything there might be just as well, and to attach no more importance to what is than to what is not. The conse- quences ofso creative a disposition can be remarkable, and may, re- grettably, often make what people admire seem wrong, and what is taboo permissible, or, also, make both a matter of indifference. Such possibilists are said to inhabit a more delicate medium, a hazy me- dium of mist, fantasy, daydreams, and the subjunctive mood. Children who show this tendency are dealt with firmly and warned that such persons are cranks, dreamers, weaklings, know-it-ails, or troublemakers.
Such fools are also called idealists by those who wish to praise them. But all this clearly applies only to their weak subspecies, those who cannot comprehend reality or who, in their melancholic condi- tion, avoid it. These are people in whom the lack of a sense of reality is a real deficiency. But the possible includes not only the fantasies of people with weak nerves but also the as yet unawakened intentions of God. A possible experience or truth is not the same as an actual experience or truth minus its "reality value" but has-according to its partisans, at least-something quite divine about it, a fire, a soar- ing, a readiness to build and a conscious utopianism that does not shrink from reality but sees it as a project, something yet to be in- vented. After all, the earth is not that old, and was apparently never so ready as now to give birth to its full potential.
To try to readily distinguish the realists from the possibilists, just think of a specific sum of money. Whatever possibilities inhere in, say, a thousand dollars are surely there independently of their be- longing or not belonging to someone; that the money belongs to a Mr. MeoraMr. Theeaddsnomoretoitthanitwouldtoaroseora woman. But a fool will tuck the money away in his sack, say the real- ists, while a capable man will make it work for him. Even the beauty
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of a woman is undeniably enhanced or diminished by the man who possesses her. It is reality that awakens possibilities, and nothing would be more perverse than to deny it. Even so, it will always be the same possibilities, in sum or on the average, that go on repeating themselves until a man comes along who does not value the. actuality above the idea. It is he who first gives the new possibilities their meaning,' their direction, and he awakens them.
But such a man is far from being a simple proposition. Since his ideas, to the extent that they are not idle fantasies, are nothing but realities as yet unborn, he, too, naturally has a sense of reality; but it is a sense ofpossible reality, and arrives at its goal much more slowly than most people's sense oftheir real possibilities. He wants the for- est, as it were, and the others the trees, and forest is hard to define, while trees represent so many cords of wood of a definable quality. Putting it another and perh,aps better way, the man with an ordinary sense of reality is like a fish that nibbles at the hook but is unaware of the line, while the man with that sense of reality which can also be called a sense ofpossibility trawls a line through the water and has no idea whether there's any bait on it. His extraordinary indifference to the life snapping at the bait is matched by the risk he runs of doing utterly eccentric things. An impractical man-which he not only seems to be, but really is-will always be unreliable and unpredict- able in his dealings with others. He will engage in actions that mean something else to him than to others, but he is at peace with himself about everything as long as he can make it all come together in a fine idea. Today he is still far from being consistent. He is quite capa'Qle of regarding a crime that brings harm to another person merely as a lapse to be blamed not on the criminal but on the society that pro- duced the criminal. But it remains doubtful whether he would ac- cept a slap in the face with the same detachment, or take it impersonally as one takes the bite of a dog. The chances are that he would first hit back and then on reflection decide that he shouldn't have. Moreover, if someone were to take away his beloved, it is most unlikely that he would today be quite ready to discount the reality of his loss and find compensation in some surprising new reaction. At present this development still has some way to go and affects the in- dividual person as a ~eakness as much as a strength.
And since the possession of qualities assumes a certain pleasure in their reality, we can see how a man who cannot summon up a sense of reality even in relation to himself may suddenly, one day, come to see himself as a man without qualities.
5
ULRICH
The man without qualities whose story is being told here was called Ulrich, and Ulrich~his family name must be suppressed out of con- sideration for his father-had already given proof of his disposition while still on the borderline between childhood and adolescence, in a class paper on a patriotic theme. Patriotism in Austria was quite a special subject. Germ~ children simply learned to despise the wars sacred to Austrian children, and were taught to believe that French children, whose forebears were all decadent lechers, would tum tail by the thousands at the approach of a German soldier with a big beard. Exactly the same ideas, with roles reversed and other desir- able adjustments, were taught to French, English, and Russian chil- dren, who also had often been on the winning side. Children are, of course, show-offs, love to play cops and robbers, and are naturally inclined to regard the X family on Y Street as the greatest family in the world ifit happens to be their own. So patriotism comes easily to children. But in Austria, the situation was slightly more complicated. For although the Austrians had of course also won all the wars in their history, after most of them they had had to give something up.
This was food for thought, and Ulrich wrote in his essay on love of country that anyone who really loved his country must never regard it as the best country in the world. Then, in a flash ofinspiration that seemed to him especially fine, although he was more dazzled by its splendor than he was clear about its implications, he added to this
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dubious statement asecond, that God Himself probably preferred to speak of His world in the subjunctive of possibility (hie dtxerit quis- piam-"here someone might object that . . . "),for God creates the world and thinks while He is at it that it could just as well be done differently. Ulrich gloried in this sentence, but he must not have ex- pressed himselfclearly enough, because it caused a great uproar and nearly got him expelled from school, although nothing happened be- cause the authorities could not make up their minds whether to re- gard his brazen remark as calumny against the Fatherland or as blasphemy against God. At the time, he was attending the Theresia- num, that select school for the sons ofthe aristocracy and gentry that supplied the noblest pillars ofthe state. His father, furious at the hu- miliation brought upon him by this unrecognizable chip off the old block, pa~ked him off abroad to a Belgian town nobody had ever heard of, where a small, inexpensive private school run on shrewd and efficient business lines did a roaring trade in black sheep. There Ulrich learned to give his disdain for other people's ideals interna- tional scope.
Since that time sixteen or seventeen years had passed, as the clouds drift across the sky. Ulrich neither r~gretted them nor was proud of them; he simply looked back at them in his thirty-second year with astonishment. He had me3J1while been here and there, in- cluding brief spells at home, and engaged in this or that worthwhile or futile endeavor. It has already been mentioned that he was a mathematician, and nothing more need be said of that. for the mo- ment; in every profession followed not for money but for love there comes a moment when the advancing years seem to lead to a void. After this moment had lasted for some time, Ulrich remembered that a man's native country is supposed to have the mysterious power of making the mind take root and thrive in its true soil, and so he settled there with the feeling of a hiker who sits down on a bench for eternity, but with the thought that he will be getting up again immediately.
When he set about putting his house in order, as the Bible has it, it turned out to be the experience he had actually been waiting for. He had got himself into the pleasant position of having to restore his run-down little property from scratch. He was free to follow any principle, from the stylistically pure to total recklessness, free to
choose any style from the Assyrians to cubism. What should he choose? Modern man is born in a hospital and dies in a hospital, so he should make his home like a clinic. So claimed a leading architect of the moment; ·and another reformer of interior decoration ad- vocated movable partitions in homes instead of fixed walls so that people would learn to trust their housemates instead of shutting themselves off from one another. Time was making a fresh start just then (it does so all the time), and a new time needs a new style. Luck- ily for Ulrich, the little chateau already had three styles superim- posed on one another, setting limits on what he could do to meet a11 these new demands. Yet he felt quite shaken by the responsibility of having the opportunity to renovate a house, what with the threat hov- ering over his head of "Show me how you live and I will tell you who you arel"-which he had read repeatedly in art magazines. After in- tensive study of these periodicals he decided that he had best take the extension of his personality into his own hands, and began to de- sign his future furniture himself. But no sooner had he come up with an impressively massive form than it occurred to him that something spare, and strictly functional, could just as easily be put in its place; and when he had sketched a form of reinforced concrete that looked emaciated by its own strength, he was reminded of the thin, vernal lines of a thirteen-year-old girl's body and drifted off into a reverie instead of making up his mind.
He was in that familiar state-not that the occasion mattered too seriously to h i m - o f incoherent ideas spreading outward without a center, so characteristicofthe present, and whose strange arithmetic adds up to a random proliferation of numbers without forming a unit. Finally he dreamed up only impracticable rooms, revolving rooms, kaleidoscopic interiors, adjustable scenery for the soul, and his ideas grew steadily more devoid of content. He had now finally reached the point to which he had been drawn all along. His father would have put it something like this: "Give a fellow a totally free hand and he will soon run his head into a wall out of sheer confu- sion. " Or this: "A man who can have anything he wants will soon be at a loss as to what to wish for. " Ulrich repeated these sayings to him- selfwith great enjoyment. Their hoary wisdom appeared to him as an extraordinary new thought. For a man's possibilities, plans, and feel- ings must first be hedged in by prejudices, traditions, obstacles, and
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barriers of all sorts, like a lunatic in his straitjacket, and only then can whatever he is capable ofdoing have perhaps some value, substance, and staying power. Here, in fact, was an idea with incalculable impli- cations. Now the man without qualities, who had come back to his own country, took the second step toward letting himself be shaped by the outward circumstances oflife: at this point"in his deliberations he simply left the furnishing of his house to the genius of his suppli- ers, secure in the knowledge that he could safely leave'the traditions, prejudices, and limitations to them. All he did himself was to touch up the earlier lines, the dark antlers under the white vaultings of the little hall, the formal ceiling in the salon, and whatever else that seemed to him useful and convenient. ·
When it was all done he could shake his head and wonder: "Is this the life that is going to be mine? " What he possessed was a charming little palace; ~me must almost call it that because it was exactly the way one imagines such places, a tasteful residence for a resident as conceived by furniture dealers, carpet sellers, and interior decorators who were leaders in their fields. All that was missing was for this· chamiing clockwork to be wound up, for then carriages bringing high dignitaries and noble ladies would come rolling up the driveway, and footmen would leap from their running boards to ask, looking Ulrich over dubiously: "Where is your master, my good man? "
He had returned from the moon and had promptly installed him- self on the moon again.
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LEONA, OR A CHANGE IN VIEWPOINT
Once a man has put his house in order it is time to go courting. Ul- rich's girlfriend in those days was a chanteuse in a small cabaret who went by the name of Leontine. She was tall, curvaceously slender, provocatively lifeless, and he called her Leona.
He had been struck by the moist darkness of her eyes, the dole- fully passionate expression on her handsome, regular, long face, and the songs full offeeling that she sang instead ofrisque ones. All these old-fashioned little songs were about love, sorrow, abandonment, faithfulness, forest murmurs, and shining trout. She stood tall and lonely to the marrow on the tiny st-age and patiently sang at the pub- lic with a housewife's voice, and even if something suggestive did slip in now and then, the effect was all the more ghostlike because she spelled out all the feelings ofthe heart, the tragic as. well as the teas- ing, with the same wooden gestures. Ulrich was immediately re- minded of old photographs or engravings of dated beauties in ancient issues of forgotten women's magazines. A! ; he thought him- self into this woman's face he saw in it a large number of small traits that simply could not be real, yet they made the face what it was. There are, ofcourse, in all periods all kinds ofcountenances, but only one type will be singled out by a period's taste as its ideal image of happiness and beauty while all the other faces do their best to copy it, and with the help of fashioh and hairdressers even the ugly ones manage to approximate the ideal. But there are some faces that never succeed, faces born to a strange distinction of their own, unyieldingly expressing the regal and banished ideal beauty of an earlier period. Such faces wander about like corpses ofpast desires in the great void oflove's traffic, and the men who gaped into the vast tedium of Leontine's singing, unaware of what was happening to them, felt their nostrils twitch with feelings quite different from those aroused by brazen petite chanteuses with tango spit curls. So Ulrich decided to call her Leona and desired to possess her, as he might have wanted to possess a luxurious lion-skin rug.
But after their acquaintance had begun, Leona developed another anachronistic quality: she was an incredible glutton, and this is a vice whose heyday had passed a very long time ago. Its origin was in the craving she had suffered as a poor child for rich, costly delicacies; now, finally liberated, it had the force of an ideal that has broken out of its cage and seized power. Her father had apparently been a re- spectable little man who beat her every time she went out with ad- mirers, but she did it only because there was nothing she liked better than to sit at one of those sidewalk tables in front of a little pastry shop, spooning up her sherbet while genteelly watching the passing
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parade. It could not be maintained that she took no interest in sex, but it could be said that she was, in this respect as in every other, downright lazy and hated to work. In her ample body every stimulus took an astonishingly long time to reach the brain, and it happened that her eyes began to glaze over for no apparent reason in midafter- noon, although the night before they had been fixed on a point on the ceiling as though she were observing a fly. Or else in the midst of a complete silence she might begin to laugh at a joke she just now understood, having listened to it days ago without any sign of under- standing it. When she had no particular reason to be otherwis~, she was completely ladylike. She could never be made to tell how she had got into her line ofwork in the first place. She apparently did not quite remember this herself. But it was clear that she regarded the work of a cabaret singer as a necessary part of life, bound up with everything she had ever heard about greatness in art and artists, so that it seemed to her altogether right, uplifting, and refined to step out every evening onto a tiny stage enveloped in billowing cigar haze to sing songs known for their heartrending appeal. Ifthings needed livening up a bit she did not, of course, shrink from slipping in some- thing gamy now and then, but she was quite sure that the prima donna at the Imperial Opera did exactly the same.
Of course, if the art of trading for money not the entire person, as usual, but only the body must be called prostitution, then Leona oc- casionally engaged in prostitution. But if you have lived for nine years, as she had from the age of sixteen, on the miserable pay of the lowest dives, with your head full ofthe prices ofcostumes and under- wear, the deductions, greediness, and caprices of the owners, the commissions on the food and drink of the patrons warming up to their fun, and the price of a room in the nearby hotel, day after day, including the fights and the business calculations, then everything the layman enjoys as a night on the town adds up to a profession full ofits own l9gic, objectivity, and class codes. Prostitution especially is a matter in which it makes all the difference whether you see it from above or from below.
But even though Leona's attitude toward sexual questions was completely businesslike, she had her romantic side as well. Only with her, everything high-flown, vain, and extravagant, all her feelings of pride, envy, lust, ambition, and self-abandonment, in short, the driv-
ing forces of her personality and upward social mobility, were an- chored by some freak of nature not in the so-called heart but in the gut, the eating processes-which in fact were regularly associated in earlier times and still are today, as can be seen among primitives and the carousing peasantry, who manage to express social standing and all sorts of other human distinctions at their ritual feasts by overeat- ing, with all the side effects. At the tables in the honky-tonk where she worked, Leona did her job; but what she dreamed of was a cava- lier who would sweep her away from all this by means of an affair as long as one of her engagements and allow her to sit grandly in a grand restaurant studying a grand menu. She would then have pre- ferred to eat everything on the menu at once, yet the pain of having to choose was sweetened by the satisfaction of having a chance to show that she knew how one had to choose, how one put together an exquisite repast. Only in the choice of desserts could she let herself go, so that reversing the . usual order she ended up turning dessert into an extensive second supper. With black coffee and stimulating quantities of drink Leona restored her capacities, then egged herself on through a sequence of special treats until her passion was finally quenched. Her body was now so stuffed with choice concoctions that it was ready to split at the seams. She then looked around in indolent triumph and, though never talkative, enjoyed reminiscing about the expensive delights she had consumed. She would speak of Polmone a la Torlogna or Pommes ala Melville with the studied casualness with which some people affectedly let drop the name of a prince or a lord of the same name they have met.
Because public appearances with Leona were not exactly to Ul- rich's taste, he usually moved her feedings to his house, with the ant- lers and the stylish furniture for an audi. ence. Here, however, she felt cheated of her social satisfaction, and whenever the man without qualities tempted her to these private excesses with the choicest fare ever supplied by a restaurant chef she felt ill-used, exactly like a woman who realizes she is not being loved for her soul. She was a beauty, she was a singer, she had no reason to hide, as several dozen men she aroused every evening would have testified. Yet this man, although he wanted to be alone with her, would not even give her the satisfaction of moaning "Leona, you devil, your ass is driving me crazy! " and licking his mustache with desire when he so much as
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looked at her, as she wru; accustomed to expect from her gallants. Although she stuck to him faithfully Le~>na despised him a little, and Ulrich knew it. He also knew well what was expected of him, but the days when he could have brought himself to say such things and still had a mustache were too long gone. To be no longer able to do some- thing one used to be able to do, no matter how foolish it was, is ex- actly as ifapoplexy has struck an arm and a leg. His eyeballs twitched when he looked at her after food and drink had gone to her head. Her beauty could be gently lifted off her. It was the beauty of that duchess whom Scheffel's Saint Ekkehard had carried over the con- vent's threshold, the beauty of the great lady with the falcon on her glove, the beauty of the legendary Empress Elizabeth of Austria, with her heavy crown of braids, a delight for people who were all dead. An~ to put itprecisely, she also brought to mind the divine Juno-not the eternal and imperishable goddess herself, but the quality that a vanished or vanishing era called "Junoesque. " Thus was the dream of life only loosely draped over its substance.
But Leona knew that such elegant entertainment entitled the'host to something more than a guest who was. merely there to be gaped at, even when he asked for nothing more; so she rose to her feet as soon as she was able and serenely broke into full-throated song. Her friend regarded such an evening as a ripped-out page, alive with all sorts of suggestions and ideas b':lt mummified, like everything tom from its context, full of the tyranny of that eternally fixed stance that accounts for the uncanny fascination of tableaux vivants, as though life had suddenly been given a sleeping pill and was now standing there stiff, full of inner meaning, sharply outlined, and yet, in sum, making absolutely no sense at all.
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IN A WEAK MOMENT ULRICH ACQUIRES A NEW MISTRESS
One morning Ulrich came home looking a mess. His clothes hung in shreds, he had to wrap his bruised head in a cold towel, his watch and wallet were gone. He had no idea whether he had been robbed by the three men with whom he had got into a fight or whether a passing Samaritan had quietly lifted them while he lay unconscious on the pavement. He went to bed, and while his battered limbs, tenderly borne up and enveloped, were restored to being, he mulled over his adventure once more. ·
The three heads had suddenly loomed up in front of him; perhaps he had brushed up against one of the men at that late, lonely hour, for his thoughts had been wandering. But these faces were already set in anger and moved scowling into the circle of the lamplight. At that point he made a mistake. He should have instantly recoiled as if in fear, backing hard into the fellow who had stepped into him, or jabbing an elbow into his stomach, and tried. to escape; he could not take on three strong men single-handed. He resisted the idea that the three faces suddenly glaring at him out ofthe night with rage and scorn were simply after his money, but chose to see them as a spon- taneous materialization of free-floating hostility. Even as the hooli- gans were cursing at him he toyed with the notion that they might not perhaps be hooligans at all but citizens like himself, only slightly tipsy and freed of their inhibitions, whose attention had fastened on his passing form and who now discharged on him the hatred that is always ready and waiting for him or for any stranger, like a thunder- storm in the atmosphere. There were times when he felt something of the sort himself. Regrettably, a great many people nowadays feel antagonistic toward a great many other people. It is a basic trait of civilization that man deeply mistrusts those who are outside his own circle, so it is not only the Teuton who looks down on the Jew but also the soccer player who regards the pianist as an incomprehensible
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and inferior creature. Ultimately a thing exists only by virtue of its boundaries, which means by a more or less hostile act against its sur- roundings: without the Pope there would have been no Luther, and without the pagans no Pope, so there is no getting away from the fact that man's deepest social instinct is his antisocial instinct. Not that Ulrich thought this out in such detail, but he knew this condition of vague atmospheric hostility with which the air of our era is charged, and when it suddenly comes to a head in the form of three strangers who lash out like thunder and lightning and then afterward vanish again forever, it is almost a relief.
In any case, facing three such louts, he apparently indulged in too much thinking. For although the first one who jumped him, antici- pated by Ulrich with a blow on the chin, went flying back, the sec- ond, who should have been felled in a flash immediately afterward, was only grazed by Ulrich's fist because a blow from behind with a heavy object had nearly cracked Ulrich's skull. Ulrich's knees buck- led, and he felt a hand grabbing at him; recovering with that almost unnatural lucidity of the body that usually follows an initial collapse, he struck out at the tangle of strange bodies but was hammered down by fists growing larger all the time.
Satisfied with his analysis of what had gone wrong a5 primarily an athlete's slipup-anyone can jump too short on occasion-Ulrich, whose nerves were s~ in excellent shape, quietly fell asleep, with precisely the same delight in the descending spirals of fading con- sciousness that he had dimly felt·during his defeat.
When he woke up again he checked to make sure he had not been seriously hurt, and considered his experience once again. A brawl al- ways leaves a bad taste in the mouth, that ofan overhasty intimacy, as it were, and leaving aside the fact that he had been the one attacked, Ulrich somehow felt that he had behaved improperly. But in what way? Close by those streets where there is a policeman every three hundred paces to avenge the slightest offense against law and order lie other streets that call for the same strength of body and mind as a jungle. Mankind produces Bibles and guns, tuberculosis and tuber- culin. It is democratic, with kings and nobles; builds churches and, against the churches, universities; turns cloisters into barracks, but assigns field chaplains to the barracks. It naturally arms hoodlums with lead-filled rubber truncheons to beat a fellow man within an
inch of his life and then provides featherbeds for the lonely, mis- treated body, like the one now holding Ulrich as if filled with respect and consideration. It is the old story ofthe contradictions, the incon- sistency, and the imperfection of life. It makes us smile or sigh. But not Ulrich. He hated this mixture of resignation and infatuation in regard to life that makes most people put up with its inconsistencies and inadequacies as a doting maiden aunt puts up with a young nephew's boorishness. Still, he did not immediately leap out of bed when it looked as though he were profiting from the disorderliness of human affairs by lingering there, because in many ways it is only a premature compromise with one's conscience at the expense of the general cause, a short circuit, an evasion into the private sphere, when one avoids doing wrong and does the right thing for one's own person instead of working to restore order in the whole scheme of things. In fact, after his involuntary experience Ulrich saw desper- ately little value even in doing away with guns here, with monarchs there, in making some lesser or greater progress in cutting down on stupidity and viciousness, since the measure of all that is nasty and bad instantly fills up again, as if one leg of the world always slips back when the other pushes forward. One had to find the cause of this, the secret mechanism behind it! How incomparably more important that would be than merely being a good person in accordance with ob- solescent moral principles, and so in matters of morality Ulrich was attracted more to service on the general staff than to the everyday heroism of doing good.
At this point he went back in his mind to the sequel of last night's . adventure.