*
* A very similar story appears in "Lighter Moments,
from the Notebook of Bishop Walsham How " (Isbister);
but if this reply was given once, it has probably been given
hundreds of times.
* A very similar story appears in "Lighter Moments,
from the Notebook of Bishop Walsham How " (Isbister);
but if this reply was given once, it has probably been given
hundreds of times.
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A little girl whose finger was cut was told by
her sister "Not to cry, for as fast as the bleed
runs out, God puts bleed in. "
A little niece who loved to hear of the Great
Healer one day startled her aunt by saying,
"Aunty, if we ask Jesus to make grandma
better, won't He come down and heal her? "
But, without waiting for a reply, she added
solemnly, "Only He would break His legs
coming down. "
On another occasion, when she saw a picture
of Cupid suspended in mid-air with the familiar
missive in his hand, her comment was, "Oh,
look at the wee boy! he is taking up a letter to
Jesus. "
When listening to the story of the Crucifixion
she was much touched with the words of our
Lord, "I thirst"; and on hearing of the sponge
filled with vinegar being given to Jesus, she put
her hand up to the narrator's face as if to make
her pause in the recital and said, "If good men
had been there they would have given Jesus a
drink out of a tumbler. "
Little Phil, aged five, was grieved and
horrified by the story of the Crucifixion. "Oh,
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mother," he cried, "if father had been there,
he would have sworded off their heads! "
The same passionate revolt filled the heart
of the heroic Crillon as in his old age he
sat in church listening to the story of the
world's tragedy. Unable at last to con-
trol himself, he sprang to his feet and cried
aloud, "Oil etais-tu, Crillon? " "Oh,
Crillon, where wast thou? "
So, too, spoke a fierce Iroquois Indian,
Charlevoix tells us in his " Histoire de la
Nouvelle France," when he heard the
narrative of the Saviour's sufferings:
"Oh! if I had been there! "
But centuries earlier still, according to the
old Irish records, King Conor Mac Nessa
uttered almost the same words. The
king had been wounded by a ball from a
sling. It had lodged in his head, and
the physicians had allowed it to remain,
warning him, however, that all violent
exercise, anger, or excitement would be
dangerous to his life. For years he
enjoyed good health until the very day of
the Crucifixion, when, in consequence of
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of the sun, he inquired of his Druid the
cause of this strange perturbation of
nature. The Druid informed him that
Christ Jesus, the Son of the living God,
was at that moment being crucified by the
Jews. "What crime has he committed? "
cried Conor. "None," said the Druid.
"Then they are slaying him innocently? "
"They are," replied the Druid. Then in
a sudden outburst of fury the king drew
his sword and rushed out to the wood
opposite his palace door, where he began
to hew down the young trees, exclaiming
in his rage, "Oh! if I were present it is
thus I would cut down the enemies of the
innocent man! " In his rage the ball was
dislodged, the blood burst from the
wound, and King Conor fell dead. "He
has been counted in Ireland ever since as
the first man who died for the sake of
Christ. "*
In a Sunday-school class a teacher was
trying to make clear the lesson on the com-
forting presence of the Living One. It was a
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Irish History.
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thoughtful little lad who explained, "We can't
see Jesus, because He is in our hearts. "
One day my little daughter was playing
with a magnet puzzle which seemed to interest
her greatly, and lying on my invalid couch I
watched the sweet face and earnest eyes
absorbed in a somewhat difficult task. The
same evening, in coming to wish me good-
night and have the "cuddle-talk" which chil-
dren love so much, my Theodora whispered,
"Mother, I did enjoy doing the puzzle this
afternoon: I thought the magnet was just like
our Lord Jesus Christ, for He is as true as
steel, you know, and He draws all true hearts
to Himself. "
A little boy of seven years repeated to me
one day the text, "The blood of Jesus Christ
cleanseth us from all sin. " Then, after think-
ing for a little, he said, "I see how it is: the
blood of Jesus Christ is God's indiarubber;
when it is rubbed over the page of the book
where our sins are written, it takes them all
away. "
The other day I was talking to my child
about her father, who had been suddenly taken
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from us, and telling her how much good he
had done in the world, how beautiful his
character was, and how everybody loved him.
She looked up quickly and said, "Daddy got
all that from Jesus Christ, you know. "
"Can Jesus do everything? " inquired a
six-year-old laddie. "Yes, dear," said his
aunt. "Can He really: can He undo knots? "
It was Christmas-time, and the children
were wild with delight over all the manifold
joys which that season brings.
But the chief interest centred round the wee
maiden lying in mother's arms, the baby of
four weeks old. "Here, baby! " said Joyce,
as she generously tried to press a piece of
biscuit into baby's mouth. Baby opened her
mouth, not, alas! in gratitude, but to protest
in a vigorous cry.
"Oh, darling, baby can't take that," exclaimed
mother. At that moment up comes the sturdy,
toddling brother, and presses a chocolate, very
moist and half-melted, against poor baby's lips;
and mother has hard work to keep these
untimely attentions in check, and to make the
resentful givers understand that baby really
cannot eat what they can, as she has no teeth.
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This sad fact subdues them for a moment.
Then, after a pause, in which she tries to
grasp the full significance of baby's deficiency,
Joyce says half-reproachfully:
"Jesus might have sent us one wiv teef. "
There was no thought of irreverence in the
words. It was only an inexplicable mystery
to the small mind. It seemed such a pity that
the Lord had sent baby unfinished, so to speak.
Will some of our perplexities be as easily
solved in heaven, I wonder, as Joyce's diffi-
culty will be before long?
A little girl of three, having been accused
by nurse to her mother of having deliberately
pulled a button off her coat, stoutly announced,
"It was not I that did it, it was Satan;" on
this occasion giving the author of all evil
rather more than his due.
"Pray, God, make Satan a good boy, 'cos he
do make Nancy so naughty," was a little one's
penitent prayer after she had been cross.
Isobel had some lovely fungi in her hands
that she was carrying home. Suddenly, with
one sweep of her little hand, Leslie broke off
their frail loveliness.
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"You wicked little girl," said father, moved
by Isobel's distress, " what made you do that? "
"Oh, father! " wept Leslie, "it was the devil. "
A lady, when teaching a class of poor chil-
dren, put the question, "If boys and girls do
not love and follow Jesus, and follow Satan
instead, what will he do for them? "
"Burn them ! " shouted a little urchin.
A little boy and girl whose mother was ill
and inaccessible were overheard by their aunt
holding the following pathetic consultation on
the subject of their nurse's unkindness to them:
"What shall we do? " said the girl hope-
lessly.
"I'm going to , ask father to send nurse
away," replied her brother sturdily.
"What shall you do if he won't? "
"Then I'll ask God to help us. "
"But perhaps God won't send her away. "
? "Well, then," said the little chap in desperate
earnest, "I'll see what the Devil can do for
us. "
After proper investigation nurse was dis-
missed.
A little fellow about five years old wished
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he could be God just for five minutes. On
being asked what he would do, he said, " I
would kill the Devil. "
Jack was lying on the rug one Sunday, medi-
tating; his aunt had been reading to him. He
looked up and said, "Auntie, who mends hell-
fire? "
Edith was a little mite about three years
old who had some strange theological fancies.
"Mother," she asked one day in deep, solemn
tones, "has the Devil got a Saviour? "
The answer is not recorded. Whatever it
may have been, it is pleasant to remember
that touching old legend which tells how
the Neckan sat playing his golden harp
on a boulder in the river at evening, and
the children of the minister coming by
mocked at him, saying, "Why do you
play on your harp, Neckan? Do you not
know that you can never be saved? " and
the poor Neckan ceased playing and sing-
ing, and began to weep bitterly. But the
children went home and told their father,
who reproved them and sent them back
with a message of comfort. "Do not cry,
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poor Neckan," said the children; "father
says that your Redeemer liveth too. " And
the Neckan sat on the rock and joyfully
played on his harp till long after sunset.
Equally beautiful--it could scarcely be more
beautiful--is the legend referred to by the
Count de Maistre: "A saint, whose very
name I have forgotten, had a vision, in
which he saw Satan standing before the
throne of God, and listening, he heard the
evil spirit say,' Why hast Thou condemned
me who have offended Thee but once,
whilst Thou savest thousands of men who
have offended Thee many times? ' God
answered him, 'Hast thou once asked
pardon of me ? '. . . . What matter
whether the saint had or had not heard
the sublime words I have quoted? The
great point is to know that pardon is re-
fused only to him who does not ask it. "
Infinitely preferable and wiser has been the
training which underlies the following
incident:
Willie, aged four, came to his mamma one
day with the complaint that sister Nellie (who
was busy making cake down in the kitchen)
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would not give him something to eat which he
had asked for.
Mamma generally considered it wise to up-
hold her daughter's authority with the little
ones, as she had often to leave them in her
care, but to-day she remembered that her little
son had eaten very little at the last meal; so
she told him to ask Sissy very nicely and say
that mamma had said he might ask again.
Then off he ran, but as he trotted down
the kitchen stairs he called out, "Now me's
brought some contradingtion for you. " Need-
less to say, he soon returned with a very down-
cast face, saying Sissy still would not give him
what he wanted.
Then mamma told him she had heard what
he said to Nellie, and was not surprised that
she had refused him, ending by asking why he
had spoken like that when he had been told to
ask very nicely.
He stood looking down for a few moments,
then raising his lovely blue eyes to her face
with a most penitent look, replied, "Me really
didn't mean to, mamma, but the little man in-
side me just made me do it. "
In the following group of Sayings the effect
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of bible-class lessons and bible reading is
very conspicuous. In most instances it is
evident that the young people have carried
away the lesson and retained it, though
their application of what they have learnt
is more amusing than edifying. That, if we
regard it rightly, is so much to their credit.
Economy was the prescribed subject of a
little girl's essay. She was much puzzled for
an example, and mother suggested the well-
known incident of the Queen and her bonnet-
strings.
Suddenly the small scholar looked up
radiantly and said, "I know a better, mother--
the Creation. It was made out of nothing, and
was very good. "
A mother asked her little dauglrter who was
the first man. She replied, "Adam. " Then,
turning to the little boy of three, "And who
was the first woman? " "Madam ! " came the
prompt reply.
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from the Notebook of Bishop Walsham How " (Isbister);
but if this reply was given once, it has probably been given
hundreds of times. It is more obvious than little Tom
Hood's guess that the name of Noah's wife was Joan
of Arc.
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A little boy of four years old was sitting on
his sister's lap while she was reading to two
elder children Drummond's charming little
book about a cricket match, which he takes as
typical of our life on earth.
A week after this event, the fall of Adam and
Eve was read at family prayers. The little
boy looked up into his mother's face and said,
"Adam and Eve were both bowled out first
ball, weren't they, mamma? " Few people
would imagine that a child so young could so
thoroughly grasp the author's true meaning.
Teaching the story of the fall in a mission
school, a lady asked her class where Adam
and Eve hid after they disobeyed God.
One wee lassie smiled and said, "Please,
up an entry! "
Needless to add, that was her idea of a hiding
place.
R. had been listening to the story of the
serpent in the Garden of Eden, and was told
that the reptile was Satan. The little fellow
then said, "I saw wee Satan peeking [meaning
creeping] about among my feet. "
My little maiden of four was to have a tea-
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party. "Tell me your friends' names," I said,
"and I will write to them. "
"There is first my dear Cain and Abel, and
darling Samuel," she replied; and I heard her
afterwards gravely telling her aunt that I had
asked them, but they "could not come," as
Samuel had influenza (of which she has had a
lion's share in her small life) and Cain was
busy killing Abel!
Two little people had a friend who was going
to the Holy Land and Egypt. One of them
wondered if he "would find any broken bits of
Moses' 'Tables of Stone,'" and the other
thought that perhaps their friend might "get a
sail in Peter's boat," and thought it must be
"very nice to be going to Canaan. "
Two or three Sundays ago I was explaining
what a long training Moses had to fit him for
his work, and how he was eighty years old
when he led that great army out of Egypt.
"But," interrupted little Alfred excitedly,
"my grandmother's eighty-two, and she can go
up hill like anything. "
While teaching the two elder children the ten
commandments, the fourth being the lesson of
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the day, Norman said, "Mamma, Gyp is our
cattle, isn't he ? "--Gyp being a small Scotch
terrier and the only beastie "aboot the
hoose. "
A little girl aged six was one afternoon at
the washhand basin, washing her hands. Her
father, coming in on the same errand, was about
to ignore her presence, when he was thus
promptly called to order for his seeming breach
of etiquette: "Father, you should be like
Moses. "
"How? "
"Because he let the women to the water
first, and drove the men away. "
Our embryo divine of seven delights in
recounting the ever-fascinating bible stories
with original variations. This is how Jonah is
"handled ":
"No, Jonah wasn't 'zackly a bad man, only
he didn't want to go and teach the children
which was their right hands and lefts. "
He is not very clear on this point himself, so
this is given out with a fine air of scorn.
"So, of course, the whale swallowed him;
but I 'spect he felt pretty tight, for he soon
began to cough, and cough, till up came Jonah,
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and he wasn't hurted the least bit; but I think
he must have been very dirty. And so--well,
that's all about Jonah. "
A class of little boys had been having lessons
on Elijah. The chariot of fire had been the
subject of the last lesson. When their teacher
asked, "What did Elisha say when Elijah left
him? " one small boy said, "Please, teacher,
I know: he said, 'My father, my father, the
chariot of Israel and the horsemen, they are
off! '"
Paul interrupted a story of Daniel and the
pulse, which was described as porridge to
> simplify it. "Was it Quaker oats or Waver-
ley? " he asked, mindful of recent experi-
ences.
One of our boys was most anxious to be
permitted to work his mother's sewing machine.
Once, after listening attentively to the story of
Daniel's deliverance from the lions' den, he
asked eagerly, "And did his mother let him
work the sewing machine after that? "
A lady, who was conducting a class of boys
in a Sunday-school in the High Street of Edin-
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burgh, gave for a lesson the call of Samuel in
the night.
The small urchins began a discussion, one
boy's version being that the gas went out, and
Samuel was left in the dark: another ex-
claimed, "It was naething o' the kind; it was
just a paraffin lamp. "
When little Ada, aged three, had been told
the story of Lot's wife being turned into a pillar
of salt, she asked her mother anxiously, "Is all
salt made of ladies? "
Later, when six years old, she was called one
Sunday, "Come, Ada, and learn your cate-
chism," whereupon she answered roguishly, " If
it's for me, it ought to be a kittychism! "
A little nephew and niece of mine were
playing in the garden, when their mother
observed that they had quarrelled and the
younger, a boy of three years, was crying.
On going down to inquire the cause he said,
"She called me a bad name, mother, and I'm
not that. "
The culprit confessed that she had pointed
at her little brother and said, "Go up, thou
bald-head, go up, thou bald-head," to him.
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She was told then that the children were
being taken to the Zoo, and she should be left
at home, when she smartly replied, " If I went
perhaps the bears would eat me! "
I well remember the following incident of
early days in the old North-country home.
When my eldest brother (an exceptionally
gifted man, who scarcely lived to middle age)
was a very little boy his mother had occasion
to correct him for some fault, telling him that
his parents could not love him so well if he
did such things. He thought a moment, then
gravely replied, "When my father and mother
forsake me, the Lord will take me up! "
Another little child was sitting on a stool at
her mother's knee, learning a short prayer.
On former Sunday afternoons the reward for
a well-learnt text had been a French plum.
Winnie, as she sat clasping her fat little hands
on her fat little knees, chanced to catch sight
of the bottle with its white label, and the dear,
sticky, black things inside.
"I am thy servant," she repeated dreamily;
"I am thy servant: give me, give me--a plum! "
A plum was so much more desirable than mere
dull "understanding. "
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"Now, what would you have done, Jim,"
asked a young teacher, giving a lesson on the
Flood, "if you had been there? "
"Taken a twam," said five-year-old Jim
wisely.
L. lived in Kensington. He was naughty, and
as a punishment his mother shut him in a
room and went out. As she returned she saw
her boy leaning as far out of the window as he
could, shouting, "Oh ! wretched man that I am,
who shall deliver me? "
It is very interesting to get at the real
thoughts of a young child; you find sometimes
that they have very practical minds.
Eric had said his text, "But now I am a
man I have put away childish things," and
remarked, "I think it was too bad of Paul to
put away his childish things, auntie; he might
have give them to another little boy. "
We remember a girlie who was often taken
by her grandma to visit the graves of little
ones dear to her.
One day, much to grandma's sorrow, she
found her girlie had told an untruth; so, to
improve the occasion, the story of Ananias and
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Sapphira was related. Judge of the narrator's
feelings when the little one asked, "Are they
buried in Rosebank? " the cemetery she was
in the habit of walking in.
Doubtless she thought of visiting their
graves!
At a class of boys I had in the Sunday-school,
when they were reading aloud the Gospel one
of them read, "And when he had agreed with
the labourers for a penny a day," in a tone of
astonishment, and in the same breath, in a tone
of disgust, "How mean, teacher! "
A little girl, on hearing the parable of the
Prodigal Son, remarked, "I don't believe a
whole calf could be put on a dish. "
"Who was Father Christmas's father? "
asked a teacher of a child of seven, thinking
to puzzle him.
Like a flash came back the answer, "I should
think, like Joshua, he was the son of Nun"
[none].
Last Christmas morning the teacher ot an
infant class asked a child, "What day is this? "
"To-day is Jesus's birthday, and yesterday
was Sammy's," he answered.
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The same children were asked, "Who was
Joseph's father? " Their faces were all blank,
until the teacher said "Jacob," when little
May brightened up, saying, "We get cakes
from Jacob " (the biscuit manufacturer).
Tom was present when his aunt, speaking
of Tennyson's death, said, "After all, he was
an old man; it was time for him to be in
Abraham's bosom. " "Abraham's bosom must
be nearly full now," said Tom; "perhaps he
will have to go into Isaac's. "
Lillie, seeing in a familiar hymn the line--
Cherubim and Seraphim falling down before Thee,
said, " Mother, was Cheru the boy? "
"What do you mean, dear? " asked her
mother.
"Because, you see, Sarah was the girl! "
Evidently she thought that the Bim and
Phim families were the worshippers.
A paterfamilias, having been in Leeds, found
it impossible to reach his home in Scotland
except by travelling with the Saturday night
express, which landed him at his destination
about eight o'clock next morning. One Sunday
morning, some weeks later, he found his two
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boys, aged respectively five and two, driving a
railway express improvised from the drawer of
a wardrobe.
"Boys," he said, "trains don't go on
Sundays. "
"Oh, this is the Leeds train," said number
one, and went on with his mimic journey at
full speed.
"Willie! didn't I tell you not to play with
that cart on Sunday? "
Willie remembered watching his father drive
off that morning to one of his appointments in
the country.
"Yes, mother," he replied; "but this is a
preacher's cart. "
Once, after a lesson on being unselfish, one
child had been given a piece of paper on which
to scribble, when her brother of six made a
practical application: "I suppose, baby, you
won't be self-denying and give me that paper? "
Once a little girl about seven years of age
was at school, and seemed very eager to learn
and try to understand all her teacher said to
her. She was exceedingly fond of dolls, and
her mother had lately bought her a new one,
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which she kept carefully. One day, while her
teacher was trying to explain to her class
of little ones about the well-known hymn,
"Ye must be born again," this bright-faced
child looked up eagerly and said, "Then I'll
keep my new doll until I am born again. "
One day a wee man remarked to his sister,
who was nearly six years old, "I'm going to
be a minister and pweach to the people. "
"Well," she said, "it is one of the safest of
trades. "
Some of their uncles are soldiers. When
the girl was between four and five years old her
grand-aunt read her Matthew xxv. Her com-
ment was, "When I am on the right hand, and
when I see you on the left, auntie, I'll be so
sorry. "
"I hope, Ernest, that you will come one day
and see my home," said a lady to a small boy
from whom she was soon to part.
"It will have to be soon," said Ernest, "for
you might be dead. "
"Do you think me so very old? "
"Yes. "
"Well, if we should never meet again on
earth, I hope we shall meet in heaven. "
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A little girl whose finger was cut was told by
her sister "Not to cry, for as fast as the bleed
runs out, God puts bleed in. "
A little niece who loved to hear of the Great
Healer one day startled her aunt by saying,
"Aunty, if we ask Jesus to make grandma
better, won't He come down and heal her? "
But, without waiting for a reply, she added
solemnly, "Only He would break His legs
coming down. "
On another occasion, when she saw a picture
of Cupid suspended in mid-air with the familiar
missive in his hand, her comment was, "Oh,
look at the wee boy! he is taking up a letter to
Jesus. "
When listening to the story of the Crucifixion
she was much touched with the words of our
Lord, "I thirst"; and on hearing of the sponge
filled with vinegar being given to Jesus, she put
her hand up to the narrator's face as if to make
her pause in the recital and said, "If good men
had been there they would have given Jesus a
drink out of a tumbler. "
Little Phil, aged five, was grieved and
horrified by the story of the Crucifixion. "Oh,
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mother," he cried, "if father had been there,
he would have sworded off their heads! "
The same passionate revolt filled the heart
of the heroic Crillon as in his old age he
sat in church listening to the story of the
world's tragedy. Unable at last to con-
trol himself, he sprang to his feet and cried
aloud, "Oil etais-tu, Crillon? " "Oh,
Crillon, where wast thou? "
So, too, spoke a fierce Iroquois Indian,
Charlevoix tells us in his " Histoire de la
Nouvelle France," when he heard the
narrative of the Saviour's sufferings:
"Oh! if I had been there! "
But centuries earlier still, according to the
old Irish records, King Conor Mac Nessa
uttered almost the same words. The
king had been wounded by a ball from a
sling. It had lodged in his head, and
the physicians had allowed it to remain,
warning him, however, that all violent
exercise, anger, or excitement would be
dangerous to his life. For years he
enjoyed good health until the very day of
the Crucifixion, when, in consequence of
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of the sun, he inquired of his Druid the
cause of this strange perturbation of
nature. The Druid informed him that
Christ Jesus, the Son of the living God,
was at that moment being crucified by the
Jews. "What crime has he committed? "
cried Conor. "None," said the Druid.
"Then they are slaying him innocently? "
"They are," replied the Druid. Then in
a sudden outburst of fury the king drew
his sword and rushed out to the wood
opposite his palace door, where he began
to hew down the young trees, exclaiming
in his rage, "Oh! if I were present it is
thus I would cut down the enemies of the
innocent man! " In his rage the ball was
dislodged, the blood burst from the
wound, and King Conor fell dead. "He
has been counted in Ireland ever since as
the first man who died for the sake of
Christ. "*
In a Sunday-school class a teacher was
trying to make clear the lesson on the com-
forting presence of the Living One. It was a
* O'Curry: Lectures on the MS. Materials of Ancient
Irish History.
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thoughtful little lad who explained, "We can't
see Jesus, because He is in our hearts. "
One day my little daughter was playing
with a magnet puzzle which seemed to interest
her greatly, and lying on my invalid couch I
watched the sweet face and earnest eyes
absorbed in a somewhat difficult task. The
same evening, in coming to wish me good-
night and have the "cuddle-talk" which chil-
dren love so much, my Theodora whispered,
"Mother, I did enjoy doing the puzzle this
afternoon: I thought the magnet was just like
our Lord Jesus Christ, for He is as true as
steel, you know, and He draws all true hearts
to Himself. "
A little boy of seven years repeated to me
one day the text, "The blood of Jesus Christ
cleanseth us from all sin. " Then, after think-
ing for a little, he said, "I see how it is: the
blood of Jesus Christ is God's indiarubber;
when it is rubbed over the page of the book
where our sins are written, it takes them all
away. "
The other day I was talking to my child
about her father, who had been suddenly taken
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from us, and telling her how much good he
had done in the world, how beautiful his
character was, and how everybody loved him.
She looked up quickly and said, "Daddy got
all that from Jesus Christ, you know. "
"Can Jesus do everything? " inquired a
six-year-old laddie. "Yes, dear," said his
aunt. "Can He really: can He undo knots? "
It was Christmas-time, and the children
were wild with delight over all the manifold
joys which that season brings.
But the chief interest centred round the wee
maiden lying in mother's arms, the baby of
four weeks old. "Here, baby! " said Joyce,
as she generously tried to press a piece of
biscuit into baby's mouth. Baby opened her
mouth, not, alas! in gratitude, but to protest
in a vigorous cry.
"Oh, darling, baby can't take that," exclaimed
mother. At that moment up comes the sturdy,
toddling brother, and presses a chocolate, very
moist and half-melted, against poor baby's lips;
and mother has hard work to keep these
untimely attentions in check, and to make the
resentful givers understand that baby really
cannot eat what they can, as she has no teeth.
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This sad fact subdues them for a moment.
Then, after a pause, in which she tries to
grasp the full significance of baby's deficiency,
Joyce says half-reproachfully:
"Jesus might have sent us one wiv teef. "
There was no thought of irreverence in the
words. It was only an inexplicable mystery
to the small mind. It seemed such a pity that
the Lord had sent baby unfinished, so to speak.
Will some of our perplexities be as easily
solved in heaven, I wonder, as Joyce's diffi-
culty will be before long?
A little girl of three, having been accused
by nurse to her mother of having deliberately
pulled a button off her coat, stoutly announced,
"It was not I that did it, it was Satan;" on
this occasion giving the author of all evil
rather more than his due.
"Pray, God, make Satan a good boy, 'cos he
do make Nancy so naughty," was a little one's
penitent prayer after she had been cross.
Isobel had some lovely fungi in her hands
that she was carrying home. Suddenly, with
one sweep of her little hand, Leslie broke off
their frail loveliness.
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"You wicked little girl," said father, moved
by Isobel's distress, " what made you do that? "
"Oh, father! " wept Leslie, "it was the devil. "
A lady, when teaching a class of poor chil-
dren, put the question, "If boys and girls do
not love and follow Jesus, and follow Satan
instead, what will he do for them? "
"Burn them ! " shouted a little urchin.
A little boy and girl whose mother was ill
and inaccessible were overheard by their aunt
holding the following pathetic consultation on
the subject of their nurse's unkindness to them:
"What shall we do? " said the girl hope-
lessly.
"I'm going to , ask father to send nurse
away," replied her brother sturdily.
"What shall you do if he won't? "
"Then I'll ask God to help us. "
"But perhaps God won't send her away. "
? "Well, then," said the little chap in desperate
earnest, "I'll see what the Devil can do for
us. "
After proper investigation nurse was dis-
missed.
A little fellow about five years old wished
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he could be God just for five minutes. On
being asked what he would do, he said, " I
would kill the Devil. "
Jack was lying on the rug one Sunday, medi-
tating; his aunt had been reading to him. He
looked up and said, "Auntie, who mends hell-
fire? "
Edith was a little mite about three years
old who had some strange theological fancies.
"Mother," she asked one day in deep, solemn
tones, "has the Devil got a Saviour? "
The answer is not recorded. Whatever it
may have been, it is pleasant to remember
that touching old legend which tells how
the Neckan sat playing his golden harp
on a boulder in the river at evening, and
the children of the minister coming by
mocked at him, saying, "Why do you
play on your harp, Neckan? Do you not
know that you can never be saved? " and
the poor Neckan ceased playing and sing-
ing, and began to weep bitterly. But the
children went home and told their father,
who reproved them and sent them back
with a message of comfort. "Do not cry,
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poor Neckan," said the children; "father
says that your Redeemer liveth too. " And
the Neckan sat on the rock and joyfully
played on his harp till long after sunset.
Equally beautiful--it could scarcely be more
beautiful--is the legend referred to by the
Count de Maistre: "A saint, whose very
name I have forgotten, had a vision, in
which he saw Satan standing before the
throne of God, and listening, he heard the
evil spirit say,' Why hast Thou condemned
me who have offended Thee but once,
whilst Thou savest thousands of men who
have offended Thee many times? ' God
answered him, 'Hast thou once asked
pardon of me ? '. . . . What matter
whether the saint had or had not heard
the sublime words I have quoted? The
great point is to know that pardon is re-
fused only to him who does not ask it. "
Infinitely preferable and wiser has been the
training which underlies the following
incident:
Willie, aged four, came to his mamma one
day with the complaint that sister Nellie (who
was busy making cake down in the kitchen)
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would not give him something to eat which he
had asked for.
Mamma generally considered it wise to up-
hold her daughter's authority with the little
ones, as she had often to leave them in her
care, but to-day she remembered that her little
son had eaten very little at the last meal; so
she told him to ask Sissy very nicely and say
that mamma had said he might ask again.
Then off he ran, but as he trotted down
the kitchen stairs he called out, "Now me's
brought some contradingtion for you. " Need-
less to say, he soon returned with a very down-
cast face, saying Sissy still would not give him
what he wanted.
Then mamma told him she had heard what
he said to Nellie, and was not surprised that
she had refused him, ending by asking why he
had spoken like that when he had been told to
ask very nicely.
He stood looking down for a few moments,
then raising his lovely blue eyes to her face
with a most penitent look, replied, "Me really
didn't mean to, mamma, but the little man in-
side me just made me do it. "
In the following group of Sayings the effect
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of bible-class lessons and bible reading is
very conspicuous. In most instances it is
evident that the young people have carried
away the lesson and retained it, though
their application of what they have learnt
is more amusing than edifying. That, if we
regard it rightly, is so much to their credit.
Economy was the prescribed subject of a
little girl's essay. She was much puzzled for
an example, and mother suggested the well-
known incident of the Queen and her bonnet-
strings.
Suddenly the small scholar looked up
radiantly and said, "I know a better, mother--
the Creation. It was made out of nothing, and
was very good. "
A mother asked her little dauglrter who was
the first man. She replied, "Adam. " Then,
turning to the little boy of three, "And who
was the first woman? " "Madam ! " came the
prompt reply.
*
* A very similar story appears in "Lighter Moments,
from the Notebook of Bishop Walsham How " (Isbister);
but if this reply was given once, it has probably been given
hundreds of times. It is more obvious than little Tom
Hood's guess that the name of Noah's wife was Joan
of Arc.
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A little boy of four years old was sitting on
his sister's lap while she was reading to two
elder children Drummond's charming little
book about a cricket match, which he takes as
typical of our life on earth.
A week after this event, the fall of Adam and
Eve was read at family prayers. The little
boy looked up into his mother's face and said,
"Adam and Eve were both bowled out first
ball, weren't they, mamma? " Few people
would imagine that a child so young could so
thoroughly grasp the author's true meaning.
Teaching the story of the fall in a mission
school, a lady asked her class where Adam
and Eve hid after they disobeyed God.
One wee lassie smiled and said, "Please,
up an entry! "
Needless to add, that was her idea of a hiding
place.
R. had been listening to the story of the
serpent in the Garden of Eden, and was told
that the reptile was Satan. The little fellow
then said, "I saw wee Satan peeking [meaning
creeping] about among my feet. "
My little maiden of four was to have a tea-
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party. "Tell me your friends' names," I said,
"and I will write to them. "
"There is first my dear Cain and Abel, and
darling Samuel," she replied; and I heard her
afterwards gravely telling her aunt that I had
asked them, but they "could not come," as
Samuel had influenza (of which she has had a
lion's share in her small life) and Cain was
busy killing Abel!
Two little people had a friend who was going
to the Holy Land and Egypt. One of them
wondered if he "would find any broken bits of
Moses' 'Tables of Stone,'" and the other
thought that perhaps their friend might "get a
sail in Peter's boat," and thought it must be
"very nice to be going to Canaan. "
Two or three Sundays ago I was explaining
what a long training Moses had to fit him for
his work, and how he was eighty years old
when he led that great army out of Egypt.
"But," interrupted little Alfred excitedly,
"my grandmother's eighty-two, and she can go
up hill like anything. "
While teaching the two elder children the ten
commandments, the fourth being the lesson of
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the day, Norman said, "Mamma, Gyp is our
cattle, isn't he ? "--Gyp being a small Scotch
terrier and the only beastie "aboot the
hoose. "
A little girl aged six was one afternoon at
the washhand basin, washing her hands. Her
father, coming in on the same errand, was about
to ignore her presence, when he was thus
promptly called to order for his seeming breach
of etiquette: "Father, you should be like
Moses. "
"How? "
"Because he let the women to the water
first, and drove the men away. "
Our embryo divine of seven delights in
recounting the ever-fascinating bible stories
with original variations. This is how Jonah is
"handled ":
"No, Jonah wasn't 'zackly a bad man, only
he didn't want to go and teach the children
which was their right hands and lefts. "
He is not very clear on this point himself, so
this is given out with a fine air of scorn.
"So, of course, the whale swallowed him;
but I 'spect he felt pretty tight, for he soon
began to cough, and cough, till up came Jonah,
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and he wasn't hurted the least bit; but I think
he must have been very dirty. And so--well,
that's all about Jonah. "
A class of little boys had been having lessons
on Elijah. The chariot of fire had been the
subject of the last lesson. When their teacher
asked, "What did Elisha say when Elijah left
him? " one small boy said, "Please, teacher,
I know: he said, 'My father, my father, the
chariot of Israel and the horsemen, they are
off! '"
Paul interrupted a story of Daniel and the
pulse, which was described as porridge to
> simplify it. "Was it Quaker oats or Waver-
ley? " he asked, mindful of recent experi-
ences.
One of our boys was most anxious to be
permitted to work his mother's sewing machine.
Once, after listening attentively to the story of
Daniel's deliverance from the lions' den, he
asked eagerly, "And did his mother let him
work the sewing machine after that? "
A lady, who was conducting a class of boys
in a Sunday-school in the High Street of Edin-
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burgh, gave for a lesson the call of Samuel in
the night.
The small urchins began a discussion, one
boy's version being that the gas went out, and
Samuel was left in the dark: another ex-
claimed, "It was naething o' the kind; it was
just a paraffin lamp. "
When little Ada, aged three, had been told
the story of Lot's wife being turned into a pillar
of salt, she asked her mother anxiously, "Is all
salt made of ladies? "
Later, when six years old, she was called one
Sunday, "Come, Ada, and learn your cate-
chism," whereupon she answered roguishly, " If
it's for me, it ought to be a kittychism! "
A little nephew and niece of mine were
playing in the garden, when their mother
observed that they had quarrelled and the
younger, a boy of three years, was crying.
On going down to inquire the cause he said,
"She called me a bad name, mother, and I'm
not that. "
The culprit confessed that she had pointed
at her little brother and said, "Go up, thou
bald-head, go up, thou bald-head," to him.
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She was told then that the children were
being taken to the Zoo, and she should be left
at home, when she smartly replied, " If I went
perhaps the bears would eat me! "
I well remember the following incident of
early days in the old North-country home.
When my eldest brother (an exceptionally
gifted man, who scarcely lived to middle age)
was a very little boy his mother had occasion
to correct him for some fault, telling him that
his parents could not love him so well if he
did such things. He thought a moment, then
gravely replied, "When my father and mother
forsake me, the Lord will take me up! "
Another little child was sitting on a stool at
her mother's knee, learning a short prayer.
On former Sunday afternoons the reward for
a well-learnt text had been a French plum.
Winnie, as she sat clasping her fat little hands
on her fat little knees, chanced to catch sight
of the bottle with its white label, and the dear,
sticky, black things inside.
"I am thy servant," she repeated dreamily;
"I am thy servant: give me, give me--a plum! "
A plum was so much more desirable than mere
dull "understanding. "
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"Now, what would you have done, Jim,"
asked a young teacher, giving a lesson on the
Flood, "if you had been there? "
"Taken a twam," said five-year-old Jim
wisely.
L. lived in Kensington. He was naughty, and
as a punishment his mother shut him in a
room and went out. As she returned she saw
her boy leaning as far out of the window as he
could, shouting, "Oh ! wretched man that I am,
who shall deliver me? "
It is very interesting to get at the real
thoughts of a young child; you find sometimes
that they have very practical minds.
Eric had said his text, "But now I am a
man I have put away childish things," and
remarked, "I think it was too bad of Paul to
put away his childish things, auntie; he might
have give them to another little boy. "
We remember a girlie who was often taken
by her grandma to visit the graves of little
ones dear to her.
One day, much to grandma's sorrow, she
found her girlie had told an untruth; so, to
improve the occasion, the story of Ananias and
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Sapphira was related. Judge of the narrator's
feelings when the little one asked, "Are they
buried in Rosebank? " the cemetery she was
in the habit of walking in.
Doubtless she thought of visiting their
graves!
At a class of boys I had in the Sunday-school,
when they were reading aloud the Gospel one
of them read, "And when he had agreed with
the labourers for a penny a day," in a tone of
astonishment, and in the same breath, in a tone
of disgust, "How mean, teacher! "
A little girl, on hearing the parable of the
Prodigal Son, remarked, "I don't believe a
whole calf could be put on a dish. "
"Who was Father Christmas's father? "
asked a teacher of a child of seven, thinking
to puzzle him.
Like a flash came back the answer, "I should
think, like Joshua, he was the son of Nun"
[none].
Last Christmas morning the teacher ot an
infant class asked a child, "What day is this? "
"To-day is Jesus's birthday, and yesterday
was Sammy's," he answered.
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The same children were asked, "Who was
Joseph's father? " Their faces were all blank,
until the teacher said "Jacob," when little
May brightened up, saying, "We get cakes
from Jacob " (the biscuit manufacturer).
Tom was present when his aunt, speaking
of Tennyson's death, said, "After all, he was
an old man; it was time for him to be in
Abraham's bosom. " "Abraham's bosom must
be nearly full now," said Tom; "perhaps he
will have to go into Isaac's. "
Lillie, seeing in a familiar hymn the line--
Cherubim and Seraphim falling down before Thee,
said, " Mother, was Cheru the boy? "
"What do you mean, dear? " asked her
mother.
"Because, you see, Sarah was the girl! "
Evidently she thought that the Bim and
Phim families were the worshippers.
A paterfamilias, having been in Leeds, found
it impossible to reach his home in Scotland
except by travelling with the Saturday night
express, which landed him at his destination
about eight o'clock next morning. One Sunday
morning, some weeks later, he found his two
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boys, aged respectively five and two, driving a
railway express improvised from the drawer of
a wardrobe.
"Boys," he said, "trains don't go on
Sundays. "
"Oh, this is the Leeds train," said number
one, and went on with his mimic journey at
full speed.
"Willie! didn't I tell you not to play with
that cart on Sunday? "
Willie remembered watching his father drive
off that morning to one of his appointments in
the country.
"Yes, mother," he replied; "but this is a
preacher's cart. "
Once, after a lesson on being unselfish, one
child had been given a piece of paper on which
to scribble, when her brother of six made a
practical application: "I suppose, baby, you
won't be self-denying and give me that paper? "
Once a little girl about seven years of age
was at school, and seemed very eager to learn
and try to understand all her teacher said to
her. She was exceedingly fond of dolls, and
her mother had lately bought her a new one,
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which she kept carefully. One day, while her
teacher was trying to explain to her class
of little ones about the well-known hymn,
"Ye must be born again," this bright-faced
child looked up eagerly and said, "Then I'll
keep my new doll until I am born again. "
One day a wee man remarked to his sister,
who was nearly six years old, "I'm going to
be a minister and pweach to the people. "
"Well," she said, "it is one of the safest of
trades. "
Some of their uncles are soldiers. When
the girl was between four and five years old her
grand-aunt read her Matthew xxv. Her com-
ment was, "When I am on the right hand, and
when I see you on the left, auntie, I'll be so
sorry. "
"I hope, Ernest, that you will come one day
and see my home," said a lady to a small boy
from whom she was soon to part.
"It will have to be soon," said Ernest, "for
you might be dead. "
"Do you think me so very old? "
"Yes. "
"Well, if we should never meet again on
earth, I hope we shall meet in heaven. "
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