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To the amusement of all, the admonitory
words then broke from his lips, "Bread first,
cake after. " So he passed on what he himself
had been taught to the grown-ups, who he
thought were equally in need of it.
Molly's candour, if a little embarrassing, is
very refreshing, and her gift of repartee,
though it sometimes leads to grave results in
the way of punishment, is irresistible. One
day she said, in all good faith, to a lady,
"People would think you were young if they
only saw your hair! "
And one day in the schoolroom, when she
was very naughty and stubborn, her governess
told her to come and stand beside her. The
child went, and stood immovable.
"Molly dear," said her governess, "you
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must answer my questions; it's no use your
standing there with your mouth shut. "
"It's no use me standing here with it open,"
said Molly.
A number of these Sayings fall naturally
under the heading of Language, and they
serve to illustrate the heroic attempts of the
small people to master the speech of their
elders, the very remarkable way in which
they generally succeed in doing so, and the
odd mistakes they occasionally make when
a word has more than a single meaning.
H. was very fond of appropriating the
longest words which he heard.
One day, being sent to play upstairs, his
father, thinking him somewhat quiet, called
out, "What are you doing, my boy? "
At once came back the astonishing answer,
"Only playing with physical things! "
A lively, imaginative girl of eight, talking
with her dolls, made a boy-doll say to a girl-
dolly, " You will write to me sometimes while
you are away, won't you? "
To which the other doll was made to reply,
"Oh yes, with exceeding great joy! "
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This was overheard by a boy relative, and
great was the teasing our precocious little
maiden received.
But she was also an ardent bible reader for
her age, and soon surprised her friends by
exclaiming, "It was quite right to say 'ex-
ceeding great joy,' because it's in the bible
about the Wise Men. "
When about six years old, Janet was taught
in her geography lessons that "Yarmouth is
celebrated for the curing of herrings. "
"Oh, how funny it must be," she exclaimed,
"to see the little ill herrings sitting round
getting better! "
A wee girl, whose baby sister was teething,
was found pushing a pair of scissors into her
doll's mouth, and looked up to say, "I'm
cutting dolly's teeth. "
When F. was quite tiny, he excused himself
for being a long time getting out of bed by
saying that he " couldn't essicate his foot from
the bed-clothes! "
Another time, hearing a woman talking in
a shrill tone to a man with a very gruff voice,
he remarked, "I call that light and dark, don't
you? "
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Children are very quick to adapt new ideas
to their own purposes. The following borrows
its touch of pathos from a tragic background.
A young Englishman of twenty-one had just
died of yellow fever in a foreign hotel, casting
a hushed gloom over the other residents. Two
small boys were playing horses outside in the
verandah; the elder was overheard to say,
"Come on, Frank; put on the reins and I'll
drive you to an early grave. "
Reading in the Kindergarten is often a source
of amusement to the teacher.
"What is a nib? " asked a little reader of
four years.
"Oh, I know ! " said Dick; "it is that thing
that there isn't when you buy a pen," an ex-
planation that all the little ones seemed to
understand by experience.
On asking a child to tell me the name of the
mouth of a volcano, I received the answer,
after some hesitation, "The chimney-pot of
the world! "
"Aunty," said my small nephew, "dolet me
give a penny to that poor man pretending a
leg! " (He had a cork leg. )
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The directness of a child does not alwaysgrasp
the meaning of " chaffing," to use a slang term
for a sort of good-humoured banter.
Harold heard his father chaffing his mother
one day about household expenses.
He listened for some minutes in silence,
then he burst out, "You are an 'obzexionable"
husband, pappa! "
My little friend Teddy, the less-than-four-
year-old son of a Wesleyan minister, had been
greatly interested in the construction of a
martin's nest outside his father's study window,
and had made many inquiries concerning it.
He thus reproduced his newly acquired know-
ledge of the habits of different birds. "Do
you know that the swallows go away in winter,
but the sparrows belong to this circuit? "
At the time of the first outbreak of influenza,
about three years ago, many fatal cases
occurred where a tiny nephew of mine lived,
and he saw the frequent funeral cortiges pass
the house.
One day his mother, though having a cold,
was going out, when the little boy (aged four)
said, "Mother, do take care of your cold, or
you will make a funeral of yourself. "
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A little boy, when describing his baby sister
and recounting her many virtues to a lady
friend, concluded by saying, "She is just an
Amen baby. "
"And what kind of baby may that be? "
inquired the lady.
"She holds up her little hands so! Like
what the minister does at the blessing,"
exultingly replied the proud brother.
A little girl living in a country village was in
the habit of hearing very frequently from her
mother's lips the expression, "Well, that is a
miracle! " If her possessions, her spectacles
or her knitting needles--laid down in one
place--were shortly afterwards found in
another, having apparently travelled there
when left by themselves in that astonishing
way with which we are all familiar, she would
make use of the above expression, or when
in perplexity it would fall from her lips.
One day when the inspector was examining
the school he asked, "What is a miracle? "
The little one instantly put up her hand and
replied with great confidence, " Something that
mother does not understand. "
"Sleep," said a small boy of eight, "is a
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kind of rest what comes over you, and some-
times it makes a thickle noise. "
The same boy, on being asked what a
character was, replied after a moment's
thought, "I should think it was a dictionary
of our actions while we are on earth. "
A. once came running in from the green-
house and gave me a leaf, and he said, "Look
what a lovely 'temper ' leaf it is! " It was off
the passion-Rower.
Reefer jackets used some years ago to be
called pilot jackets: my sister had one. When
she was going out for a walk one day she
asked, "Shall I put on my Crucifixion jacket? "
"What do you mean? " said mother.
"Why, my Crucifixion jacket! "
"Oh! I suppose you mean your pilot
jacket! "
"Well, pilot [Pilate]! I knew it had some-
thing to do with the Crucifixion. "
The novel interpretations they constantly
put upon words--so familiar to their elders as
to make the latter think all explanation totally
unnecessary--are often most comical. Two
little lads were heard, one Saturday night,
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singing lustily and with particular emphasis the
opening lines of the hymn beginning
Ere another Sabbath's close,
Ere again we seek repose.
Their mother suggested that this was a hymn
more suitable for Sunday than for Saturday
night--to their great astonishment. "But,
mother," they protested, "on Saturday night
you air our clothes for Sunday, while we seek
repose,"--the words, as they rendered them,
being
Air another Sabbath's clothes!
Air again: we seek repose!
Father had a great many canaries, and spoke
of selling some of them. Charlie looked up
horrified. "Mother," he said, catching his
breath, "will daddy cut the poor little dickies
into halves? "
"No," replied mother, laughing; "why do
you ask? "
"Well, mother, he said they would be 45.
a-piece, and I thought he was going to chop
them up. "
Children mix up their knowledge in rather
a distracting way sometimes. One little girl,
on being asked how she knew a horse was an
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animal, replied, "Because it has four equal
sides and four right angles. "
The same child declared people could live
without air. "For," she said, "I know a
gentleman that has none on the top of him. "
A little girl of our acquaintance was repeating
her prayer:
This night when I lie down to sleep,
I give my soul to Christ to keep.
On reaching this point she looked up in her
father's face and asked the startling question,
"Will I give Him my heels too? "
On one occasion Lillie, seeing a bow on the
back of her mother's mantle, remarked proudly,
"I have a bow on my mantelpiece. "
"Mr. Weston has just been with us a year
to-day," observed a widowed mother to her
children, in reference to a boarder who had
taken up his abode with them to augment the
family purse.
"Three cheers for Mr. Weston, mother! "
cried the eldest boy.
"And three sofas too, muvver," shouted
three-year-old Alec, waving his cap in the air.
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An apple-charlotte and a plum pudding were
on the table, and the children were asked
which they would have. Charlotte chose
apple-charlotte. "Not apple-Charlotte," said
baby Charlie when it came to his turn, "but
p\um-me /"
"What did you have for dinner to-day? "
a mother asked her little son.
"Indigestion," was the prompt reply.
Little Cousin John's birthday was a source
of mysterious trouble to him. When the
other children spoke gleefully of their birth-
days the look on Johnny's face became very
sorrowful: "Oh, John's birfday fell down;
John's birfday tummle over! "
None of us could guess what terrible mis-
hap it was that was disturbing his little soul,
till one day he murmured sadly, "John's
birfday knocked over! " Then the light flashed
upon us, and we were able to comfort him.
Johnnie's birthday was in October.
My small boy asked me if the sycamore
tree was called that because it was more sick
than any other tree.
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Isobel was told to leave something on her
plate for "Mrs. Manners. " "But who is
Mrs. Manners? " asked she, and before any
one could answer, "/ suppose it's the water
that washes the plates. "
Edwin for some years persisted in speaking
of himself in the third person, as " he," never
as "I. "
One very frosty day his mother was warning
him that if he fell down in such weather his little
legs would break like sticks of sealing-wax.
This warning failed to produce the desired
effect, as the child replied, "He likes his little
legs to break like sticks of sealing-wax. "
It is by no means uncommon for the small
person to express a special liking for
the disaster which is foretold as the
certain result of some act of self-indul-
gence or disobedience. The peculiar
form of speech referred to in this last
Saying is also of frequent occurrence,
though probably less common and much
less perplexing than the habit of saying
"What I'm going to do? " when the
speaker means "What are you going to
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do," and "Come and kiss you," when he
means "Come and kiss me.
" It seems to
me that there is a very natural explana-
tion of this transference of the pronouns.
A child is addressed as "you," and he
accepts the word as a sort of name, so
that when he speaks of himself he very
properly uses the name in which he is
spoken to: "'You' did this"; "'You'
loves mamma. " Similarly he hears his
elders speaking of themselves as "I";
obviously that must be their name, and he
is quite logical when he addresses them
as "I ": "Where I'm going to? [where
are you going to? ] You [I] go with I
[you]. "
It is often at a very early age that we find
the little people tackling the mysteries of
time and space, the enigmas of birth and
death, the marvels of heaven, and a crowd
of other questions to which we ourselves
shall find no answer on this side of the
grassy gate and the dusty way. In all
these matters the children's views take
the colour of the parents' teaching.
Harry, aged three, was of a very inquiring
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mind. He was always wanting to know
"where yesterday had gone," and "why did
counting never end? "
"Do our souls never die? " asked Jack.
"No, dear. " "But wouldn't they if you put
them in water? "
One day my nephew, aged four, was playing
with toys on the hearthrug, I reading by his
side. Suddenly he raised his head and asked,
"Auntie, where was I before I was born? "
Much surprised at the question, I replied,
"Nowhere; there was no little Harold. "
He rose indignantly, and standing before
me, said, "I was--I was up in heaven all in
pieces, waiting for God to make me up. "
Little Molly, on hearing something that had
happened two years ago, remarked, "Aleck
was not in the world then; he was only dust
Tying about the street. "
Two little boys were one day recalling
incidents in their brief past, and asking each
other, "Do you mind [remember]? "
Presently their younger brother joined in
the conversation, and said he minded too, but
the eldest little lad quickly exclaimed, "How
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can you mind? You were flying about dust
then. "
One day my little son saw a heap of dust in
the road, and asked if that was what God
had made him out of.
Two little children being awakened by their
nurse one morning and told that they had a
new little brother, were keen, as children are,
to know where and how he had arrived.
"It must have been the milkman," said the
girl.
"Why the milkman? "
"Because he says on his cart ' Families
Supplied. '"
Two small cousins (into each of whose
homes little strangers had arrived) were over-
heard comparing notes as to the respective
virtues of the little brother and sister.
"Arthur, did you say that your baby came
in a trumpet? "
"No, Eva; it makes a noise like a trumpet,
and wakens me in the night. "
To which Eva replied, "My baby came on
the wings of the wind. "
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When I had a new baby my other little ones
were brought in to see it.
My youngest child said, "Where did she
come from? "
The elder one, four years old, said, "The
angels brought her down on their wings. "
A small boy asked whether, if he prayed for
things in church, he would surely get them. It
was explained that prayers were not always
answered, as sometimes the Father did not
think it best to grant the request, but that it
was all right for him to present his petitions
either at home or in church.
Two years later a new little sister came to
the house, and he told his mother that she did
not need to take care of this baby at all, as he
would, for he had prayed for her and got her,
though, he added, "I had to pray an awful lot
before she came. "
And surely the child of many prayers was
carefully tended and loved and petted by her
oldest brother, till called home on his sixteenth
birthday.
She, a tiny tot, one day surprised me by
asking, "Mamma, what did you do in
heaven? "
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Without thinking, I answered, "Why, my
dear, I have never been there. "
"Oh yes, but you have. "
"When? "
"Why, before you came here a little baby. "
"Well," I replied, "tell me what you did
there, for you have only been here four years,
and I have been a great deal longer. "
"Oh," she answered, " I have been thinking,
and trying to 'member, but I can't one bit. "
"Lord Jesus, kiss me before I die," was the
nightly prayer of a sweet little maiden, her
idea being that a kiss was the sign of forgive-
ness. And when she was four years old the
angels came and laid her in the Good Shep-
herd's bosom, and I doubt not He gave His
little lamb the kiss she so earnestly desired.
"I don't want to go to heaven for a good
long time, mother! " said a little girl.
"Why not, dearie? "
"Well, I wouldn't know any one there, you
see. "
"But God would know you, darling; He is
your heavenly Father. "
"Would He take me on His knee, mother? "
"Yes, I am sure He would. "
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These children are always striking ancient
chords of feeling with their simple ques-
tions. Many will recollect the passage
in Abbe Carme's Life of Madame de
Farcey, "When the soul arrives in heaven,
God takes it on His knees and calls it
His daughter. " And have we not a lovely
companion passage in the sixteenth canto
of the " Purgatorio ":
Forth from the hand of Him, who fondles it
Before it is, like to a little girl
Weeping and laughing in her childish sport.
Issues the simple Soul, that nothing knows
Save that, proceeding from a joyous Maker,
Gladly it turns to that which gives it pleasure.
"Do you know what God does when He
wants poorly people not to get well again? "
asked Gerald of his sister just after their
grandfather's death.
"He makes them die, of course," answered
the matter-of-fact Florence.
"AhI" said Gerald, with a far-away look in
his eyes, "but do you know how He does it? "
Florence shook her head.
"Why, God just stoops down over them,
and breathes into their mouths, and their souls
fly right away to heaven. "
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A little seven-year-old boy, on hearing for
the first time about the Rontgen rays, ex-
claimed, "If I were a doctor, I know what I
should do. I should turn the Rontgen rays
on to a person who was dying, so that I could
see his soul going to God. "
My little girl was three or four years old.
When walking out one day she saw a funeral.
Telling us of it next morning, some one kindly
and solemnly said that one day she too must
die and be buried.
An emphatic denial was the immediate reply.
"Oh yes, dear, indeed you must. "
I glanced anxiously at my child, for I had
purposely kept the subject of death away from
such little ones.
Never shall I forget the horror expressed on
that young face, instantly succeeded by a look
and tone of glad triumph as she appealed
to me.
"No, I shan't; shall I, mamma? Jesus died
instead of me, and I shall live for ever. "
After a swift prayer for aid I replied,
"Well, dear, your body must die, but your
body is not really you. Your soul's you; that
which thinks and feels and loves. "
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She seemed satisfied, but I wondered if she
understood. A week later she looked up at me
and said, "My body will die, but my body is
not me; my soul's me, isn't it, mamma? "
Perhaps most of us are slow to realise how
early the heart of a child vibrates with tender
sympathy, and how easily that sympathy is
aroused.
Little Charlie had been taken for a walk
through the cemetery, which lies on the slope
of the old seaport town and just within sound
of the sea. His bright keen eyes seemed to
take note of everything, and at tea-time he
gave his father an animated description of the
place.
Suddenly he asked, "What does 'R. I. P. '
stand for? Some of the gravestones had a lot
of reading on them, and then at the bottom of
the words there were the big letters 'R. I. P. '
What do they mean? "
"What does my little son think they
mean? " said his father.
Charlie paused for a moment. Then, lifting
his earnest little face, he voiced all uncon-
sciously the longing of many a broken heart
whose dead lay sleeping in that " God's Acre":
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"I think, father, they must mean 'Return If
Possible:"
Maurice's father died when he was quite a
little chap, but Maurice used to love to talk
about him; and one day, when his mother had
been telling him that his father was really
alive, only out of sight in heaven, Maurice said
thoughtfully, "Mother, I wish God would put
some panes of glass in the floor of heaven, so
that we could see dear father's feet just now
and then when he's walking about. "
It was touching and beautiful to hear a
dying child say, "Mother, I have been pray-
ing to Jesus not to let you cry. I don't like to
see you crying. "
Wonderful strength was granted the mother
in answer to her darling's prayer, and the
child passed away, without being distressed
by her mother's grief, to the land where there
are no more tears.
Leslie was only just four years old when
grannie died.
"Do you ever think of grannie ? " some one
asked.
"Oh yes, I always think of dear grannie on
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Sundays: I look at the altar, and I think God
is there, and grannie must be there too, for
grannie is with God. "
And, hearing of the death of one who had
known grannie, Isobel said, " What a surprise
dear grannie in heaven will get when Mr. S.
from S. walks in! "
"Yes," said Leslie; "he'll tell her all about
us. "
"Yes, I know it's Mr. McT. 's funeral, but
where is he? " said three-year-old Isobel,
with that curious searching into the unseen
that often characterises very young children.
Evelyn was sitting with her aunt, when
her uncle came in and said, "Mr. is
dead," referring to a friend who had passed
away.
"Auntie," said the child, "I wonder what
Mr. is doing now. I suppose the angels
are just showing him round. "
"I'm very sorry Mr. Egerton is dead,"
remarked six-year-old Maggie, on hearing of
the death of an old friend of the family, "but"
(cheerfully) "I suppose he has seen dada by
now, and told him how we all are. "
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The other day our youngest heard of the
death of a friend, and instantly remarked:
"Then she sees Ag to-night," Ag being
a sister who had gone home at the age of ten
years.
We often hear interesting conversations in
the Kindergarten. The following is one:
"Oh, Eric, my boy, I have told you so often
not to scribble on your book; now you are
four you ought to know better, Eric. "
"But, auntie, it is my name, and Jesus says
if my name is not written in the Book I shall
be punished. "
Ethel.