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Nay by’r ladie, you are cow, your
singing;
Yet your wife told me you were oxe.
Grimme. Did she so? 'tis pestens quene”, she full of such mockes.
But go let singe out our songe merely.
The songe the shaving
the colier.
Jacke. Suche barbers, God send you all times neede.
Wyll. That can dress eyou finely, and make such quicke
speede.
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242 DAMON AND PITHIAS,
Jacke. Your face like an incorne now shineth so gay—
Wyll. That I with your nostrels of force must needes play,
With too midden, and too midden. .
Jacke. With too midden, and todle todle doo nidden.
Is not Grimme the colier most finely shaven 2
Wyll. With shaving you shine lyke a pestle of
porke”.
Jacke. Here is the trimmest hogges-flesh from London to Yorke.
Wyll. It would be trimme baken to hange up a while,
Jacke. To play with this hogline, of force I smyle,
With too midden, and too midden.
Wyll. With too nidden, and todle, &c. I
must
your
Wyll. Your wife now will busse you, because you are sweater.
Grimme. Neare would I be poled, as neere as cham shaven.
Wyll. Then out of your jerkin needes must you be shaken.
With too nidden, nnd too nidden, &c.
Grimme. It is a trimme thing to be washt in courte.
Wyll. Their handes are fine, that they never hurte.
Grimme. Methinke ich am lighter then ever ich was. Wyll. Our shaveinge the courte hath brought this
to passe.
With too nidden, and too midden.
Jacke With too midden, and todle todle doo nidden.
not Grimme the colier most finely" shaven [Finis.
Grimme. This trimly done: now chil pitche coles not farre hence,
And then the taverne chil bestowe whole tway pence.
Grimme. Your shaving doth please me, debter.
am now
pestle porkel gammon *finely] trimly, 2d edit.
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DAMON AND PIT. H. I. A. S.
243
Jacke. Farewel cocke. Before the colier againe doo us seeke,
Let us into the courte to parte the spoyle, share and share like.
Wyll. Away then.
Here entreth GRIMM E.
[Ereunt.
Grimme. Out alas, where shall I make my mone? My pouche, my benters, and gone!
Wher that villayne that dyd me shave Hath robbed me, alas all that have.
Here entreth SNAP.
Snap. Who crieth the courte gate? Grimme. the poore colier, that was robbed
late.
Snap. Who robbed thee?
Grimme. Twoo the porters men that dyd shave me.
Snap. Why, the porters men are barbers.
Grimme. vengance take them, they are quicke carvers.
Snap, What stature weare they of:
Grimme. As little dapper knaves, could scoffe.
Snap. They were lackeyes, neare them.
they trimly can gesse
Grimme. Such lackies make mee lacke; beswinge them:
Cham undon, they have my benters too.
halter
Snap. Doest thou know them, thou seest them? Grimme. Yea, that doo.
Snap. Then come with me, we wyll finde them out, and that quickly.
Grimme. folow, mast tipstaffe; they courte likely.
the
Snap. Then crie more, come away. [Ereunt. Here entreth CARIsoPH. Us and ARISTIPPUs.
ever you wyll shew your friendship, now Seing the king displeased with me,
without any crime.
Aristippus. should appeare, comes
behaviour.
That you sodenly are cast out favour.
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244 . DAMON AND PITH IAS.
Carisophus. Nothing have I done but this; in talke
I overthwarted
When he lamented Pithias' case to kinge Dionisius. Which to morrow shall die, but for that false knave
Damon,
He hath left his friend in the briers, and now is gone. Wee grew so hot in talke, that Eubulus protested
playnely,
Dionisius” held his eare open to parasiticall flatterie.
And now in the kinges eare like a bell he ringes,
Crying, that flatterers have ben the destroyers of kinges.
Which talke in Dionisius' harte hath made so deepe impression,
That he trusteth me not, as heretofore, in no condition: And some wordes brake from him, as though that hee Began to suspect my trouth and honestie,
Which you of friendship I know wyll defend, how so
Eubulus,
ever the world goeth:
My frind, my honestie will you not take Aristippus. To sweare for your honestie,
mine OWne. -
Carisophus. Should you indeede? were knowne.
othe'' should lose
would that
your voyde friendship come thus passe? Aristippus. folow the proverbe: Amicus usque
00:70s.
Carisophus. Where can you say ever lost mine honestie
*Dionisius. ] Both the 4tos read Whiche. The alteration Mr. Dodsley.
Perhaps alteration was necessary; for our old writers, which and who are sometimes used indifferently: all events, would have been doing less violence the text (especially taking the measure into consideration) merely who had been substituted for which, stands the old copies, and not Dionisius, Mr. Dodsley conjectured, and Mr. Reed allowed remain. The sense the passage clearly this, “that Eubulus protested plainly
“who was that held his ear open parasitical flattery,” viz. Dionisius whom Carisophus intends understood rather- than expressly named.
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DAMON AND PitHi iAS. 245
Aristippus. You never lost for you never had as farre as know.
Carisophus. Say you so, friend Aristippus, whom trust so well
Ario. Because you trust me, you the truth tell. -
Carisophus. Wyll you not stretche one poynt,
bring mee favour agayne
Aristippus. love myne owne payne.
stretching;
may breede payne,
very
Carisophus. friende ought shonne stand his friend stead.
Aristippus. Where true friendship deede.
Carisophus. Why, sir, hath not the chaine true frindship linked two together?
Aristippus. The chiefest linke, lacked therof, must needs desever.
Carisophus. know.
true friendship
Aristippus. Yea, truely, and that knot knit wyll
never slippe.
Carisophus. Belike then, there frindship but
betweene honest men.
Aristippus. Betwene the honest only; for, Amicitia inter bonos”, saith learned man.
Carisophus. Yet evell men use frindship things unhonest, wher fancy doth serve.
Aristippus.
Aristippus. That lastes but
Carisophus. What
frindship, but lewde likeing while.
the perfectst frindship among
What linke
that? faine would
Honestie.
Carisophus. Doth honestie knit the perfect knot
men that ever grew
Aristippus. Where men love one another, not for
profit, but for vertue.
*bonos] bonus. Both 4tos.
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246 DAMON AND PITIIIAS.
Carisophus. Are such frindes both alike in joy and
also in smarte?
-
Aristippus. They must needs; for in two bodies they have but one harte.
Carisophus. Friend Aristippus, deceave me not with sophistrie :
Is there no perfect frindship, but where is vertue and honestie 7
Aristippus. What a devell then ment Carisophus
To joyne in frindship with fine Aristippus :
In whom is as much vertue, trueth and honestie,
As there are true fethers in the three Craines of the
Vintree *:
Yet their “fethers have the shadow of lively fethers, the truth to scan,
But Carisophus hath not the shadowe of an honest man. To be playne, because I know thy villany,
In abusinge Dionisius to many mens injury,
Under the cloke of frindship I playd with his head,
And sought meanes how thou with thine owne fancy might be lead. .
My frindship thou soughtest for thine owne commoditie,
As worldly men doo, by profite measuring amitie:
Which I perceaving, to the lyke myselfe I framed,
Wherein, I know, of the wise I shall not be blamed:
If you ask me, Quare 2 I answer, Quia prudentis est mul tum dissimulare.
wyll speake 1 not
o:three Craines Vintree] Sometimes called New Queen Street, where there seems have been the sign the three
Jonson mentions this place The Devil Ass,
To speake more playner, as the proverb doth go,
In faith Carisophus, cum Cretense cretiso.
Yet a perfect frinde Ishew myselfe to thee in one thing,
I doo not dissemble, now I say thee the king
then
“From thence shoot the bridge child, the Cranes the Vintry, “And see there the gimblets how they make their entry
Stow says was place some account for the Costermongers who had ware-houses there; and appears from Dekkar's Belman
London, Sign. that the beggars his time called one their places rendezvous this name.
their] these, 1st edit.
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DAMON AND PIT : I. A. S.
24:
Therfore sinke in thy sorrow, I doo not deceave thee,
o:
Which seeing me in distresse, unfainedly goes his wayes.
Loe this is the perfect frindship among men now a daies;
Which kinde of frindship toward him I used secretly; And he with me the like hath requited me craftly.
It is the Gods judgment, I see it playnely,
A false knave I found thee, a false knave I leave thee. Exit.
Carisophus. He is gone is this frindship
his friend in the plaine fielde?
Well, I see now I myselfe have beguyeld,
In matching with that false fox in amitie, Which hath me used to his owne commoditie:
For Well,
Until
the worlde may know, Incidi foveam quam feci.
must content my selfe, none other helpe knowe,
merier gale winde may happe
Enter EUBULUs.
blowe. [Erit.
great
Eubulus. Who deals with kinges matters waight,
When froward wyll doth beare the chefest sway,
Must yeld force; there neede Ne paynted” speach the matter
No prayer can move when kindled
The more quench, the more increased the fire. This thinge prove Pithias’ woful case,
Whose heavy hap with teares doo lament:
The day come, when Damon's place,
fully spent. Nought can my words now with the king prevaile,
Must lose his life: the time
Against the wind and strivinge stream sayle:
For die thou must, alas thou sely Greeke. Ah, Phithas, now come thy dolefull houre: perfect friend, none such world seeke.
paynted] vaunted, edit. streams, 2d edit.
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248 DAM ON AN id PITH I. A. S.
Though bitter death shall geve thee sauce full sower, Yet for thy faith enrold shall be thy name,
Among the gods, within the booke of fame.
Who knoweth his case, and will not melt in teares? His giltless bloud shall trickle downe anon.
THEN THE MUSES SING E.
Alas, what happe hast thou, poore Pithias, now to die!
Wo worth the man which for his -death hath geven us cause to crie.
Eubulus. Methinke I heare, with yelow rented heares, The Muses frame their notes, thy" state to mone: Among which sorte, as one that morneth with harte,
In doleful tunes myself wyll beare a parte.
Muses. Wo worth the man which for his death, &c.
Eubulus. With yelow rented heares, come on you * Muses nine; *,
Fyll now my breast with heavy tunes, to me your plaints resigne :
For Pithias I bewayle, which presently must die,
Wo worth the man which for his death hath geven us
-
Eubulus. Was ever such a man, that would die for friend
cause, &c.
Muses. Wo worth the man which for his, &c.
thinke even from the heavens above, the gods did him
-
shew true friendshipp's power, which forst thee now
downe sende
-
Eubulus. What tigar's whelp was he, that Damon dyd accuse
What faith hast thou, which for thy friend thy death doth not refuse?
Both the old copies have “my state mone” which may
right, and the substitution should not have been made without notice.
to die.
Wo worth the man which for thy death, &c.
Muses. Wo worth the man, &c.
* To
I
it
to
be
his
2? .
DAM ON AND PIT H IAS. 249
0 heavy happe hadst thou to play this tragidie
Wo worth the man which for thy death, &c. Muses. Worth the man, &c.
Eubulus. Thou young and worthy Greeke, that showest such perfect love,
The gods receave thy simple ghost into the heavens above: Thy death we shall lament with many a weepinge eye. Wo worth the man, which for his death, &c.
Muses. Wo worth the man, which for thy death hath geven us cause to crie. [Finis.
Eubulus. Eternall be your fame, ye Muses, for that In mlSerle
Ye did vouchsafe to strayne your notes to walke.
My harte is rent in two with this miserable case,
Yet am I charged by Dionisius' mouth, to se this place
At poynts ready for the execution Neede hath law wyll”
Pithias.
must done,
But loe, the bloodie minister Gronno, came hether now
even here understand,
hande.
thinges are well appoynted for the execution Pithias.
The kinge him selfe wyll done here Gronno. Sir, thinges are ready, here here the hand, here the sword Here lacketh non but Pithias, whose head
were present, coulde finely strike You may reporte that thinges are ready.
this place. the place,
worde.
Ah, -
Eubulus. with heavy harte
report
woful Pithias'
Full neare now thy misery.
-
[Exit. Gronno. marvell very much, under what constilation
All hangmen are borne, for they are hated all, beloved ofnone
Which hatred showed this poynt evidently:
The hangman alwayes dwelles the vilest place the citie.
*wyll
the Collier Croydon, vol. XI.
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250 DAMON a n d PITH I. A. S.
That such spight should be, I know no cause why, Unlesse it be for their offices sake, which is cruel and
bloody.
Yet some men must do execute lawes.
Me thinke they hate me without any just cause.
But must looke my toyle; Pithias must lose his
head one blow,
Els the boyes wyll stone me death the streat O.
But hao, the prisoner cometh, and the kinge also:
see there help, Pithias his life must forgo. Here entreth Dion 1s1Us and EUBULUs.
Bring forth Pithias, that pleasant companion,
Which tooke mee my worde, and became pleadge for Damon.
injurie, now lose his head, for requested me,
pricketh fast upon noone, doo him
Damon returne not, which now Greece full metW
Therfore shall Pithias pay his death, and that and by, He thought belike, Damon were out the citie,
would not put him death for some foolishe pitie: But seeing was his request, wyll not mockt,
shall die; Bring him forth.
Here entreth SNAP. ”
Snap. Geve place, the prisoner come by; give place.
Dionisius. How say you, sir; where Damon, your trustie friend?
You have playd wise part, make God vow:
You know what time day make you ready. Pithias. Most ready am, mightie king, and most
ready also
For my true friend Damon this lyfe forgo, Even your pleasure.
-
pricketh] i. e. rideth fast upon noon. The word used
Spenser and many
With Pithias the rest the scene.
our ancient writers.
his custody, and Stephano, evident from
C.
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DAMON AND PITH IAS. 251
Dionisius. A true frend a false traytor, that so breaketh his oth.
Thou shalt lose thy life, though thou be never so loth. Pithias. I am not loth to doo what so ever I sayde,
Ne at this present pinch of death am I dismayde:
The Gods now I know have heard my fervent prayer,
That they have reserved me to this passynge great honour,
To die for my frend, whose faith even now I doo not mistruste;
My frinde Damon is no false traytour, he is true and Juste:
Butsithheis noGod,butaman, hemustdooashe may,
The womy be contrary, sicknes may him
some misadventure the way,
Which the eternall Gods tourne
That fame may resound how Pithias for Damon did die:
can, His minde heare, hath some let, but man.
He breaketh no oth which doth much
That might not returne the Gods did require,
Which now my joy "graunt my desire.
But why doo. I stay any longer, seing that one man's
death
May suffise, king, pacifie thy wrath?
thou minister justice, doo thyne office and by, Let not thy hand tremble, for tremble not die. Stephano, the right patrone true fidelitie,
Commend me thy master, my sweet Damon, and him crave libertie
When am dead, my name; for thy trustie services Hath well deserved gift farre better than this.
Oh my Damon, farewell now for ever, true friend,
me most deare;
Whyles lyfe doth laste, my mouth shall styll talke thee,
And when am dead, my simple ghost, true witnes amitie,
Shall hoover about the place wheresoever thou bee. him, i. e. hinder him. dol doth. Both 4tos.
my glorie,
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252 DAM ON AN D PITH IAS.
Dionisius. Eubulus, this geare is straunge; and because
Damon hath falst his faith, Pithias shall have the lawe, Gronmo, dispoyle hym, and eke dispatch him quickly.
Gronno. shal done; since you came into this place,
might have stroken off seven heades this space. Ber lady, here are good garments, these are myne
the roode
evyll winde that bloweth man good.
Now Pithias kneele downe, aske me blessyng like pretie boy,
And with trise, thy head from thy shoulders wyll convay,
Here entreth DAMon running, and stayes the sword. Damon. Stay, stay, stay for the kinges advantage
stav
Within the compasse myne houre, loe here come at last.
life owe, and life will you pay:
Oh! my Pithias, my noble pledge, my constant friend!
Ah! wo me! for Damon's sake, how neare were thou thy ende!
migong, myne appointed time not yet fully past;
Geve place me, this rowme myne,
this stage
Dionisius his
Gronno. Are you come, sir? you might have - taried
you had bene wyse:
For your hastie comming you are lyke know the tlSe.
Damon
must blood
play. pay.
-
the man, none ought but
Puš. thou cruel minnister, why didst not thou
thine office?
Did not bidde thee make hast
Hast thou spared kill me once, that may die twyse Not die for my frend, present death me; and
alas
Shall see my sweet Damon slaine before my face
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any wyse?
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DAMON AND P : Tri i As. 253
What double death is this 2 but, O mightie Dionisius,
Doo true justice now: way this aright, thou noble Eubulus;
Let mee have no wronge as now standes the case, Damon ought not to die, but Pithias:
By misadventure, I,not by his wyll, his howre is past;
boo
therefore
came not at his just tyme, ought justly to -
le :
So was my promise, so was thy promise, O kynge, All this courte can beare witnesse of this thinge.
Damon. Not contrarie,
mightie kynge: justice
That for another man's faulte the innocent should die: Ne yet my time playnly expirde, not fully noone Of this my day appointed, the clockes the
towne.
--
Pithias. Beleeve clocke, the houre past the SOnne.
Damon. Ah, my Pithias, shall, we now breake the bondes ofamities?
Will you now overthwart mee, which heretofore well did agree?
Pithias. My Damon, the Goddes forbid but wee should agree;
Therefore agree this, made for thee.
mee perfourme the promise
Let mée die for thee; doomee not that injurie,
Both breake my promise, and suffer me see thee
die,
- dearly love: this small request graunt mee,
Whome
shall never aske thee more, my desire but frindly.
Doo me this honour, that fame may reporte trium phantly,
That Pithias for his friende Damon was contented die.
Damon. That you were contented for me die fame cannot denie;
Yet fame shall never touch me with such
villanie,
To reporte that Damon did suffer his frind Pithias for him giltles die;
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254
DAMON AND PITH IAS.
Therfore content thyselfe, the Gods requite thy con stant faith,
None but Damon's bloud can appease Dionisius' wrath. And now, O mightie kinge, to you my talke I convay, Because you gave me leave my worldly thinges to stay,
To requite that good tourne ere I die, for your behalfe
this Isay,
-
Although your regall state dame Fortune decketh That like kinge worldly wealth abondantly
floe,
Yet fickle the grounde whereon tirrants treade, thousand sundrie cares and feares doo haunt their
restlesse head:
No trustie band, faithfull friendes doo garde thy hatefull state,
And why? whom men obey for deadly feare, sure them
-
Wyll never fayle, this counsell geves poore Damon his death
Friendes are the surest garde for kinges, gold time
doos wear away,
And other precious thinges doo fade, frindship wyll
never decay.
Have friendes store therefore, shall you safely sleape;
Have friends home, forraine foes neede you
keepe.
Abandon flatring tongues, whose clackes truth never tels;
Abase the yll, advance the good, whome dame ver tue dwels;
doos] doo, 1st edit.
The reading both the old copies this place
“golden time doos wear away,”
they deadly hate.
That you may safely raigne, love get friends, whose
constant faith -
take
were worth while
doos, might have been without notice, although
remark the difference between doo and
well not make the change the text probably right.
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DAM ON AN ID PITH IAS. 255
Let them your play felowes be: but O, you earthly kinges,
Your sure defence and strongest garde stands chifly in faithfull friendes:
Then get you friends by liberall deedes; and here I make an ende:
Accept this counsell, mightie king, of Damon, Pithias friende.
Oh, my Pithias I now farewell for ever, let me kisse
I
My soule shall honour thee, thy constant faith above the heavens shall flie.
Come Gronno, doo thine office now ; why is thy colour so dead?
My
cause why
constant friend Pithias for Damon's sake should
die.
or] ere, My neck
thee or 98
die,
My neck is so short, that thou wylt never have honestie in striking of this head “.
Dionisius. Eubulus, my spirites are sodenly ap pauled, my limes waxe weake;
This straunge friendship amaseth me so, that I can scarse speake.
Pithias. O mightie kinge, some pittie your noble harte meeve;
You require but one man's death, take Pithias, let Da mon live.
unspeakable frindship
Damon. Not so, hath not offended, there
Eubulus.
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edit.
shorte that thou wilt never have homestie striking
thou wilt derive credit from striking off head
this head. . ]
disadvantageously placed for the purpose decollation. Hon
netete, Fr. antiently signified fame reputation the dextrous
execution any undertaking, whether honourable the contrary. Honesty seems here used with the French meaning.
this instance the Author appears speech which Sir Thomas More made his Chronicle tempore Henry VIII.
“man kneled doun him askyng him forgevenes his death (as the manner is), whom sayed forgeve thee, but promise
thee that thou shalt never have honestie the strykyng my “head, my necke short. ”
have had before him the his execution. Hall,
226, says, “Also the hang
is so
to to
he
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256 DAM ON AND PITH IAS.
Alas, he is but young, he may do good to many.
Thou cowarde minister, why doest thou not let mee die? -
Gronno. My hand with soden feare quivereth. Pithias. O noble kinge, shewe mercy upon Damon,
let Pithias die.
Dionisius. Stay Gronno my flesh trembleth. Eubu
lus, what shall I doo?
Were there ever such, frindes on earth as were these
two 2
What harte is 'so cruell that would devide them asun
der 2
O noble friendship, I must yeld; at thy force I wonder. My hart this rare frindship, hath pearst to the roote,
And quenched my fury:- this sight hath brought this about,
Which thy grave counsell, Eubulus, and learned per swasion could never doo.
noble gentlemen, the immortal Gods above
Hath made you play this tragidie, think, for my be
hove:
- Before this day ment.
My cruell mind bente
My feareful life
But now see there garde unto Which wyll not spare lyfe time
never knew what perfect friendship bloody deedes was full and wholly
thought with terrour
defende,
faithfull friend, present neede:
happie kinges who in" your courtes have two such frinds indeed
honour friendship now, which that you may playnly See,
Damon, have thou thy lyfe, from death pardon thee;
For which good tourne, crave this honour doe me lend, -
Oh frindly hart, me linke with you, you make me the thirde friende.